As seen on TV!
Awesome!
100% pure!
May contain nuts!
More polygons!
Sexy!
Limited edition!
Flashing letters!
It's here!
Best in class!
It's finished!
Kind of dragon free!
Excitement!
More than 500 sold!
One of a kind!
Heaps of hits on YouTube!
Indev!
Spiders everywhere!
Check it out!
Holy cow, man!
It's a game!
Made in Sweden!
Uses LWJGL!
Reticulating splines!
Minecraft!
Yaaay!
Singleplayer!
Keyboard compatible!
Undocumented!
Ingots!
Exploding creepers!
That's no moon!
l33t!
Create!
Survive!
Dungeon!
Exclusive!
The bee's knees!
Down with O.P.P.!
Closed source!
Classy!
Wow!
Not on steam!
Oh man!
Awesome community!
Pixels!
Teetsuuuuoooo!
Kaaneeeedaaaa!
Now with difficulty!
Enhanced!
90% bug free!
Pretty!
12 herbs and spices!
Fat free!
Absolutely no memes!
Free dental!
Ask your doctor!
Minors welcome!
Cloud computing!
Legal in Finland!
Hard to label!
Technically good!
Bringing home the bacon!
Indie!
GOTY!
Ceci n'est pas une title screen!
Euclidian!
Now in 3D!
Inspirational!
Herregud!
Complex cellular automata!
Yes, sir!
Played by cowboys!
Now on OpenGL 3.2 core profile!
Thousands of colors!
Try it!
Age of Wonders is better!
Try the mushroom stew!
Sensational!
Hot tamale, hot hot tamale!
Play him off, keyboard cat!
Guaranteed!
Macroscopic!
Bring it on!
Random splash!
Call your mother!
Monster infighting!
Loved by millions!
Ultimate edition!
Freaky!
You've got a brand new key!
Water proof!
Uninflammable!
Whoa, dude!
All inclusive!
Tell your friends!
NP is not in P!
Music by C418!
Livestreamed!
Haunted!
Polynomial!
Terrestrial!
All is full of love!
Full of stars!
Scientific!
Not as cool as Spock!
Collaborate and listen!
Never dig down!
Take frequent breaks!
Not linear!
Han shot first!
Nice to meet you!
Buckets of lava!
Ride the pig!
Larger than Earth!
sqrt(-1) love you!
Phobos anomaly!
Punching wood!
Falling off cliffs!
1% sugar!
150% hyperbole!
Synecdoche!
Let's danec!
Seecret Friday update!
Reference implementation!
Lewd with two dudes with food!
Kiss the sky!
20 GOTO 10!
Verlet intregration!
Peter Griffin!
Do not distribute!
Cogito ergo sum!
4815162342 lines of code!
A skeleton popped out!
The sum of its parts!
BTAF used to be good!
I miss ADOM!
umop-apisdn!
OICU812!
Bring me Ray Cokes!
Finger-licking!
Thematic!
Pneumatic!
Sublime!
Octagonal!
Une baguette!
Gargamel plays it!
Rita is the new top dog!
SWM forever!
Representing Edsbyn!
Matt Damon!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Consummate V's!
Cow Tools!
Double buffered!
Fan fiction!
Flaxkikare!
Jason! Jason! Jason!
Hotter than the sun!
Internet enabled!
Autonomous!
Engage!
Fantasy!
DRR! DRR! DRR!
Kick it root down!
Regional resources!
Woo, facepunch!
Woo, somethingawful!
Woo, tigsource!
Woo, worldofminecraft!
Woo, reddit!
Woo, 2pp!
Google anlyticsed!
Now supports åäö!
Give us Gordon!
Tip your waiter!
Very fun!
12345 is a bad password!
Vote for net neutrality!
Lives in a pineapple under the sea!
MAP11 has two names!
Omnipotent!
Gasp!
...!
Bees, bees, bees, bees!
Jag känner en bot!
This text is hard to read if you play the game at the default resolution, but at 1080p it's fine!
Haha, LOL!
Hampsterdance!
Switches and ores!
Menger sponge!
idspispopd!
Eple (original edit)!
So fresh, so clean!
Slow acting portals!
Try the Nether!
Don't look directly at the bugs!
Oh, ok, Pigmen!
Finally with ladders!
Scary!
Play Minecraft, Watch Topgear, Get Pig!
Twittered about!
Jump up, jump up, and get down!
Joel is neat!
A riddle, wrapped in a mystery!
Huge tracts of land!
Welcome to your Doom!
Stay a while, stay forever!
Stay a while and listen!
Treatment for your rash!
"Autological" is!
Information wants to be free!
"Almost never" is an interesting concept!
Lots of truthiness!
The creeper is a spy!
Turing complete!
It's groundbreaking!
Let our battle's begin!
The sky is the limit!
Jeb has amazing hair!
Ryan also has amazing hair!
Casual gaming!
Undefeated!
Kinda like Lemmings!
Follow the train, CJ!
Leveraging synergy!
This message will never appear on the splash screen, isn't that weird?
DungeonQuest is unfair!
90210!
Check out the far lands!
Tyrion would love it!
Also try VVVVVV!
Also try Super Meat Boy!
Also try Terraria!
Also try Mount And Blade!
Also try Project Zomboid!
Also try World of Goo!
Also try Limbo!
Also try Pixeljunk Shooter!
Also try Braid!
That's super!
Bread is pain!
Read more books!
Khaaaaaaaaan!
Less addictive than TV Tropes!
More addictive than lemonade!
Bigger than a bread box!
Millions of peaches!
Fnord!
This is my true form!
Totally forgot about Dre!
Don't bother with the clones!
Pumpkinhead!
Made by Jeb!
Has an ending!
Finally complete!
Feature packed!
Boots with the fur!
Stop, hammertime!
Testificates!
Conventional!
Homeomorphic to a 3-sphere!
Doesn't avoid double negatives!
Place ALL the blocks!
Does barrel rolls!
Meeting expectations!
PC gaming since 1873!
Ghoughpteighbteau tchoghs!
Déjà vu!
Déjà vu!
Got your nose!
Haley loves Elan!
Afraid of the big, black bat!
Doesn't use the U-word!
Child's play!
See you next Friday or so!
From the streets of Södermalm!
150 bpm for 400000 minutes!
Technologic!
Funk soul brother!
Pumpa kungen!
日本ハロー！
한국 안녕하세요!
Helo Cymru!
Cześć Polsko!
你好中国！
Привет Россия!
Γεια σου Ελλάδα!
My life for Aiur!
Lennart lennart = new Lennart();
I see your vocabulary has improved!
Who put it there?
You can't explain that!
if not ok then return end
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Big Pointy Teeth!
Bekarton guards the gate!
Mmmph, mmph!
Don't feed avocados to parrots!
Swords for everyone!
Plz reply to my tweet!
.party()!
Take her pillow!
Put that cookie down!
Pretty scary!
I have a suggestion.
Now with extra hugs!
Java 16 + 1 = 17!
Woah.
HURNERJSGER?
What's up, Doc?
Now contains 32 random daily cats!
That's Numberwang!
pls rt
Do you want to join my server?
Put a little fence around it!
Throw a blanket over it!
One day, somewhere in the future, my work will be quoted!
Now with additional stuff!
Extra things!
Yay, puppies for everyone!
So sweet, like a nice bon bon!
Popping tags!
Very influential in its circle!
Now With Multiplayer!
Rise from your grave!
Warning! A huge battleship "STEVE" is approaching fast!
Blue warrior shot the food!
Run, coward! I hunger!
Flavor with no seasoning!
Strange, but not a stranger!
Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream!
Getting ready to show!
Getting ready to know!
Getting ready to drop!
Getting ready to shock!
Getting ready to freak!
Getting ready to speak!
It swings, it jives!
Cruising streets for gold!
Take an eggbeater and beat it against a skillet!
Make me a table, a funky table!
Take the elevator to the mezzanine!
Stop being reasonable, this is the Internet!
/give @a hugs 64
This is good for Realms.
Any computer is a laptop if you're brave enough!
Do it all, everything!
Where there is not light, there can spider!
GNU Terry Pratchett
More Digital!
doot doot
Falling with style!
There's no stopping the Trollmaso
Throw yourself at the ground and miss
Rule #1: it's never my fault
Replaced molten cheese with blood?
Absolutely fixed relatively broken coordinates
Boats FTW
Javalicious edition
Should not be played while driving
You're going too fast!
Don't feed chocolate to parrots!
The true meaning of covfefe
An illusion! What are you hiding?
Something's not quite right...
Thank you for the fish!
All rumors are true!
Truly gone fishing!
Rainbow turtle?
Something funny!
I need more context.
Ahhhhhh!
Don't worry, be happy!
Water bottle!
What's the question?
Plant a tree!
Go to the dentist!
What do you expect?
Look mum, I'm in a splash!
It came from space.
Awesome game design right there!
Ph1lza had a good run!
10 years of Mining and Crafting!
Ping the human!
In case it isn't obvious, foxes aren't players.
Buzzy Bees!
Minecraft Java Edition presents: Disgusting Bugs
I've come to make an announcement!
You fool. I have 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!
Only Link can defeat Ganon.
Return your movies to Redbox!
You fell for it, fool!
I found you, faker!
Dental Plan!
Lisa needs Braces!
Chaos! Chaos!
A baby Zombie Villager Jockey with fully enchanted Diamond Gear has a 1 in 1.33 x 10^24 chance of spawning!
Justice for the Giant!
Justice for Zombie Horses!
Justice for the Illusioner!
Justice for the Killer Bunny!
Bring back the Human!
Bring back the Pigman!
Bring back the Zombie Pigmen!
Bring back Rana!
Bring back Steve!
Bring back Black Steve!
Bring back Rana!
Bring back Beast Boy!
I'm a fortress!
Shut up exe!
Haha! Ha! One!
Now with less Herobrine!
Looking cool, Joker!
yare yare daze
Nobody can just deflect the Emerald Splash!
Oi, Josuke! I used 「ZA HANDO」 to erase the original splash text! Ain't that wacky?
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take back the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
And then you were Skrilington! And wrote this!
This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be!
Honey, I grew the bees!
Find your claw!
Everybody do the Leif!
<3 Max & 99 & Ducky!
Bushy eyebrows!
Edit is a name!
From free range developers!
Music by Lena Raine!
Aww man!
#minecraftfarms
And my pickaxe!
Envision! Create! Share!
Fabulous graphics!
Also try Minecraft Dungeons!
Also try Minecraft Earth!
Vanilla!
May contain traces of citrus!
Zoglin!?
PLEASE WAKE UP
Made by Hatsune Miku!
Red sus!
Hey all, Steve here!
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?
He's a gecko with sunglasses!
Science isn't about why. It's about why not!
Good to see you, Cloud.
Estuans interius ira vehementi!
Piracy is no party!
Take your heart!
& Knuckles!
featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series!
You'll never see it coming!
Are you okay? BUSTAH WOLF!
Jump!
Speed!
Shield!
Buster!
Smash!
Time for a chain attack!
Fils-A-Mech is in the house!
Guh-huh!
Let's get back to Ken.
Lon Lon milk anyone?
Falco's Final Smash uses an unorthodox ship formation, and is more unruly than Fox's.
All these squares make a circle!
Now you're just being transcendent!
Want to see me drink this guy?
He burnt my shake!
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is for good boys and girls of all ages!
Can your science explain why it rains?
If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.
Confidence! A fool's substitue for intelligence!
Win this for the Krusty Krab!
Win this one because I told you to!
Is that me? Is that me STRONGER than me?
[this splash text is now available]
Contains simulated goats!
Home-made!
There's <<a cat on ,my keyboard!~
The cutest predator you'll ever meet!
Now you are thinking with pistons!
Get to the coppah!
Board game version also available!
Honey, I waxed the copper!
Plant-based light sources!
Bisexual rights!
Made by "real" people!
I'm writing this splash text during class lol.
Buy at Boatem!
Scar, I formally request the construction of your creation in this general vicinity. Sincerely, Grian.
The most uncomfortable huge armchair!
Peace, Love, and Plants!
Peace, Love, and No Pants!
These items seem to be lagging into my inventory!
[discord notification sound]
Tatmaaaaaan! *du du du du du du du du du*
Grian is adequate.
Boatem Pole!
<GoodTimeWithScar expirienced kinetic energy>
Yoshi juice for everyone!
Is it Gex night?
I have nine days left to live!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too!
He's the first member of the DK crew!
Guh-huh!
Screw attack!
Johnny, we've been out of Pepsi for a week.
Send. In. Everyone.
FLICKY ARMY OF DEATH!
Samus is under fire. She's sent an emergency directive: Join the fight!
Hey, that person FELL on my knife!
Storm Eagle!
Shriek like a Sculk Shrieker!
Objection!
Take that!
Hold it!
Let's begin the operation!
I will svae this patient!
For more context, play Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney!
Moon's big.
Mankind is dead.
Blood is fuel.
Hell is full.
Who let the frogs out?
RIBBIT!
Croak team!
Nooooooooooooo!
Flower forest TM perfume!
Hat Fridays!
Technoblade never dies!
You are valid!
I'm glad you're here!
You are welcome here!
Your gender is valid!
Contains infinite genders!
Made with lave!
My leg!
* The Annoying Dog stole the splash text.
Seven. Seven Chaos Emeralds and Dr. Robotnik will become a god.
WHAT'S A KILOMETER?
I am ZIM!
Everybody clap your hands!
To the left!
Take it back now, y'all!
One hop this time!
Right foot, let's stomp!
Left, let's stomp!
Cha cha real smooth!
Cha cha now y'all!
Slide to the left!
Slide to the right!
Criss cross!
Where'd everyone go? Bingo?
Your right hand comes off?
Hey Meta Knight, how's it going?
Almost Christmas means it wasn't Christmas!
Order!
Sad day for generic characters everywhere.
Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.
Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!
Isometric exercise!
Aurora Borealis.
Stay fresh!
Koopas!
A fight is about who is left standing. Nothing else.
Samus is under fire. She's sent an emergency directive. Join the fight!
You were almost a Jill sandwich!
If you want it, then you'll have to take it.
That's a nice argument, senator. Why don't you back it up with a source?
Shift! Rock! YEAH!
Bigger, faster, and stronger too!
Work it!
Make it!
Do it!
Makes us!
Harder!
Better!
Faster!
Stronger!
More than!
Hour!
Our!
Never!
Ever!
After!
Work is!
Over!
Around the world!
Kanji, no question!
Great vegetables!
In death as he was in life, the exit's up ahead!
Oh, just one more thing...