By signing this formal contract inked with my blood, with the 7 hells as witness, I the customer (%1$s), 
agree that I will of my own volition, 
pay the collected cost(s) of %2$s to the merchant (%3$s) for %4$s.
 
Upon my signing, I forfit all rights to refund or legal action regarding this contract
I agree that I am sound of mind, have free will* and control over my own actions.
I understand that in the possibility of death** intangible assets acquired herein shall revert to their suppying patron without reimbursement.