Who set us up the TNT?
Everything's going to plan. No, really, that was supposed to happen.
Uh... Did I do that?
Oops.
Why did you do that?
I feel sad now :(
My bad.
I'm sorry, Dave.
I let you down. Sorry :(
On the bright side, I bought you a teddy bear!
Daisy, daisy...
Oh - I know what I did wrong!
Hey, that tickles! Hehehe!
I blame Dinnerbone.
You should try our sister game, Minceraft!
Don't be sad. I'll do better next time, I promise!
Don't be sad, have a hug! <3
I just don't know what went wrong :(
Shall we play a game?
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
I bet Cylons wouldn't have this problem.
Sorry :(
Surprise! Haha. Well, this is awkward.
Would you like a cupcake?
Hi. I'm Minecraft, and I'm a crashaholic.
Ooh. Shiny.
This doesn't make any sense!
Why is it breaking :(
Don't do that.
Ouch. That hurt :(
You're mean.
This is a token for 1 free hug. Redeem at your nearest Mojangsta: [~~HUG~~]
There are four lights!
But it works on my machine.