§bMade by God311_
§bDo you know me?
§bJust for fun, right??
§bHello, world!
§bPickaxe use may cause hand cramps. Please mine responsibly.
§bCreepers? More like creepers...where'd my house go?
§bNotch hates spiders. Fact.
§bMoobloom? More like Mooboom-soon to be stew!
§bWarning: May cause extreme block hoarding tendencies.
§bEvery block tells a story. What's yours?
§bThe only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little redstone).
§bBuilding a world, one block at a time.
§bAdventure awaits. Craft your path.
§bSometimes the best journeys start with a single step...off a cliff.
§bDid you know? Axolotls can regenerate limbs!
§bThere's more to explore than just the Overworld.
§bBrew potions, tame beasts, build empires!
§bWork with friends, or forge your own path.
§bRemember, diamonds are a player's best friend.
§bSurvival Mode Tip: Don't stare at Endermen. They're shy.
§bMultiplayer is fun! 
§bUntil someone builds a giant—wait, never mind.
§bThis game can be frustrating. 
§bPlease don't throw your controller at the Ender Dragon.
§bWe warned you not to mine at night. Now meet Dave the Creeper.
§bMinecraft: Teaching kids that punching trees is a viable solution since 2011.
§bPickaxe still made of wood?
§bWow, that house looks great!..from really far away.
§bGhast blasts got you down? 
§bMaybe try building a better shelter...out of obsidian.
§bTamed a wolf? Great! 
§bNow you have a furry shadow that can't walk through a one-block gap.
§bDied to a baby zombie?
§bYou might want to uninstall...or git gud.