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[Exit DENNIS]  	'Twill be a good way; and to-morrow the wrestling is.  	[Enter CHARLES]  CHARLES	Good morrow to your worship.  OLIVER	Good Monsieur Charles, what's the new news at the 	new court?  CHARLES	There's no news at the court, sir, but the old news: 	that is, the old duke is banished by his younger 	brother the new duke; and three or four loving lords 	have put themselves into voluntary exile with him, 	whose lands and revenues enrich the new duke; 	therefore he gives them good leave to wander.  OLIVER	Can you tell if Rosalind, the duke's daughter, be 	banished with her father?  CHARLES	O, no; for the duke's daughter, her cousin, so loves 	her, being ever from their cradles bred together, 	that she would have followed her exile, or have died 	to stay behind her. She is at the court, and no 	less beloved of her uncle than his own daughter; and 	never two ladies loved as they do.  OLIVER	Where will the old duke live?  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Your brother is but young and tender; and, 	for your love, I would be loath to foil him, as I 	must, for my own honour, if he come in: therefore, 	out of my love to you, I came hither to acquaint you 	withal, that either you might stay him from his 	intendment or brook such disgrace well as he shall 	run into, in that it is a thing of his own search 	and altogether against my will.  OLIVER	Charles, I thank thee for thy love to me, which 	thou shalt find I will most kindly requite. I had 	myself notice of my brother's purpose herein and 	have by underhand means laboured to dissuade him from 	it, but he is resolute. I'll tell thee, Charles: 	it is the stubbornest young fellow of France, full 	of ambition, an envious emulator of every man's 	good parts, a secret and villanous contriver against 	me his natural brother: therefore use thy 	discretion; I had as lief thou didst break his neck 	as his finger. And thou wert best look to't; for if 	thou dost him any slight disgrace or if he do not 	mightily grace himself on thee, he will practise 	against thee by poison, entrap thee by some 	treacherous device and never leave thee till he 	hath ta'en thy life by some indirect means or other; 	for, I assure thee, and almost with tears I speak 	it, there is not one so young and so villanous this 	day living. I speak but brotherly of him; but 	should I anatomize him to thee as he is, I must 	blush and weep and thou must look pale and wonder.  CHARLES	I am heartily glad I came hither to you. If he come 	to-morrow, I'll give him his payment: if ever he go 	alone again, I'll never wrestle for prize more: and 	so God keep your worship!  OLIVER	Farewell, good Charles.  	[Exit CHARLES]  	Now will I stir this gamester: I hope I shall see 	an end of him; for my soul, yet I know not why, 	hates nothing more than he. Yet he's gentle, never 	schooled and yet learned, full of noble device, of 	all sorts enchantingly beloved, and indeed so much 	in the heart of the world, and especially of my own 	people, who best know him, that I am altogether 	misprised: but it shall not be so long; this 	wrestler shall clear all: nothing remains but that 	I kindle the boy thither; which now I'll go about.  	[Exit]     	AS YOU LIKE IT   ACT I    SCENE II	Lawn before the Duke's palace.   	[Enter CELIA and ROSALIND]  CELIA	I pray thee, Rosalind, sweet my coz, be merry.  ROSALIND	Dear Celia, I show more mirth than I am mistress of; 	and would you yet I were merrier? Unless you could 	teach me to forget a banished father, you must not 	learn me how to remember any extraordinary pleasure.  CELIA	Herein I see thou lovest me not with the full weight 	that I love thee. If my uncle, thy banished father, 	had banished thy uncle, the duke my father, so thou 	hadst been still with me, I could have taught my 	love to take thy father for mine: so wouldst thou, 	if the truth of thy love to me were so righteously 	tempered as mine is to thee.  ROSALIND	Well, I will forget the condition of my estate, to 	rejoice in yours.  CELIA	You know my father hath no child but I, nor none is 	like to have: and, truly, when he dies, thou shalt 	be his heir, for what he hath taken away from thy 	father perforce, I will render thee again in 	affection; by mine honour, I will; and when I break 	that oath, let me turn monster: therefore, my 	sweet Rose, my dear Rose, be merry.  ROSALIND	From henceforth I will, coz, and devise sports. Let 	me see; what think you of falling in love?  CELIA	Marry, I prithee, do, to make sport withal: but 	love no man in good earnest; nor no further in sport 	neither than with safety of a pure blush thou mayst 	in honour come off again.  ROSALIND	What shall be our sport, then?  CELIA	Let us sit and mock the good housewife Fortune from 	her wheel, that her gifts may henceforth be bestowed equally.  ROSALIND	I would we could do so, for her benefits are 	mightily misplaced, and the bountiful blind woman 	doth most mistake in her gifts to women.  CELIA	'Tis true; for those that she makes fair she scarce 	makes honest, and those that she makes honest she 	makes very ill-favouredly.  ROSALIND	Nay, now thou goest from Fortune's office to 	Nature's: Fortune reigns in gifts of the world, 	not in the lineaments of Nature.  	[Enter TOUCHSTONE]  CELIA	No? when Nature hath made a fair creature, may she 	not by Fortune fall into the fire? Though Nature 	hath given us wit to flout at Fortune, hath not 	Fortune sent in this fool to cut off the argument?  ROSALIND	Indeed, there is Fortune too hard for Nature, when 	Fortune makes Nature's natural the cutter-off of 	Nature's wit.  CELIA	Peradventure this is not Fortune's work neither, but 	Nature's; who perceiveth our natural wits too dull 	to reason of such goddesses and hath sent this 	natural for our whetstone; for always the dulness of 	the fool is the whetstone of the wits. How now, 	wit! whither wander you?  TOUCHSTONE	Mistress, you must come away to your father.  CELIA	Were you made the messenger?  TOUCHSTONE	No, by mine honour, but I was bid to come for you.  ROSALIND	Where learned you that oath, fool?  TOUCHSTONE	Of a certain knight that swore by his honour they 	were good pancakes and swore by his honour the 	mustard was naught: now I'll stand to it, the 	pancakes were naught and the mustard was good, and 	yet was not the knight forsworn.  CELIA	How prove you that, in the great heap of your 	knowledge?  ROSALIND	Ay, marry, now unmuzzle your wisdom.  TOUCHSTONE	Stand you both forth now: stroke your chins, and 	swear by your beards that I am a knave.  CELIA	By our beards, if we had them, thou art.  TOUCHSTONE	By my knavery, if I had it, then I were; but if you 	swear by that that is not, you are not forsworn: no 	more was this knight swearing by his honour, for he 	never had any; or if he had, he had sworn it away 	before ever he saw those pancakes or that mustard.  CELIA	Prithee, who is't that thou meanest?  TOUCHSTONE	One that old Frederick, your father, loves.  CELliving in banishment ons of Sir Rowland de Boys6vqjcZsvYTujTlqPFjuyyqIJbrlds5zQennHkxtfQTbL03Gu14110:105::6:3:3563:1517:3336equipLoc^SINVTYPE_NECK^ShaveVoted^b^SlootSlot^N2^Slink^S|cffa335ee|Hitem:151965::::::::1