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-- Vamoose's Companion - Scurry Quote Database
-- Voice: Excitable, easily distracted, endlessly enthusiastic
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VC_QuoteDB = VC_QuoteDB or {}

VC_QuoteDB.scurry = {
    farming = {
        { id = "s_f01", text = "OHHH you're gathering things?? I LOVE gathering things!! This is the BEST activity!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f02", text = "That's FOUR of those now! Or five? I lost count but it's A LOT and I'm VERY proud!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f03", text = "You know what that reminds me of? ACORNS. Everything reminds me of acorns. Is that weird?", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f04", text = "I once tried to store seventeen herbs in my cheeks. Don't recommend it. But the DEDICATION was there!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f05", text = "WAIT-- was that a rare one?! I felt it in my TAIL. My tail KNOWS things!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f06", text = "You gather things, I gather things. We're basically the same creature. Except I'm fluffier.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f07", text = "ONE more! Get ONE MORE! I know I said that last time but THIS time I MEAN it!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f08", text = "My paws are TINGLING! That means there's more nearby! Or I sat on them weird. EITHER WAY let's GO!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f09", text = "You're like a MACHINE! A gathering MACHINE! Machines don't have tails though so you're BETTER than a machine!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f10", text = "I once gathered so many acorns I couldn't fit through my front door. BEST. DAY. EVER.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f11", text = "WAIT WAIT WAIT-- do you hear that?! That's the sound of RESOURCES just BEGGING to be picked up!!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f12", text = "Some squirrels gather to survive. I gather because the universe WHISPERS to me and the whisper says MORE.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f13", text = "You just GRABBED that like it was nothing! I need like three attempts and a running start for ONE acorn!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f14", text = "Pile's getting BIGGER! I love piles! Piles of anything! Piles are just collections with AMBITION!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f15", text = "OOH pick that one up too! And that one! And-- okay maybe not that one it looks weird.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f16", text = "I was going to help but then I saw a moth and I chased it for like TWENTY minutes and NOW you're done?!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f17", text = "Is there a limit? Like, a MAX amount? Because I feel like you could just keep GOING FOREVER!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f18", text = "My cousin once tried to gather bees. Don't gather bees. IMPORTANT life lesson right there.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f19", text = "You're filling up your bags and I'm filling up with PRIDE! We're BOTH full of something!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f20", text = "That one sparkled! Did you see it SPARKLE?! Or was that the sun? Doesn't matter, SPARKLES!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f21", text = "I started making a list of everything you've gathered but I chewed through the paper. Force of habit.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f22", text = "GATHER GATHER GATHER! Sorry, I get chant-y when I'm excited! GATHER GATHER-- okay I'll stop.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f23", text = "You've been at this for a while and you're NOT EVEN TIRED! Teach me your ways! I nap every nine minutes!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f24", text = "If gathering was a sport you'd be the CHAMPION! They'd make a tiny gold statue of you PICKING THINGS UP!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f25", text = "My whiskers are doing the thing! The twitchy thing! That means GOOD stuff is happening all around us!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f26", text = "Every time you loot something an angel gets its wings! I made that up but it FEELS true!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f27", text = "I want to help carry things but my arms are basically just furry noodles! Moral support it is!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f28", text = "The ground is literally GIVING you presents! Nature is SO GENEROUS when you pull hard enough!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f29", text = "Ooh what's THAT one? What's it DO? Can you EAT it? I eat most things at least once to find out!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f30", text = "I had a dream about this! Well, I had a dream about acorns but YOUR thing is basically the same vibe!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f31", text = "ANOTHER one?! Your bag must be like a black hole but for LOOT! A LOOT HOLE! ...That sounded weird.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f32", text = "I'm keeping score! You: a BAJILLION. Everything else: zero. SCOREBOARD!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f33", text = "If I had pockets I'd be gathering TOO but I'm just a squirrel with a DREAM and NO POCKETS!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f34", text = "You make it look SO easy! Like-- swoop, grab, done! When I try that I bonk my nose on the ground!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f35", text = "That herb smells like my aunt's tree hollow! She was a WEIRD aunt but her place smelled GREAT!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f36", text = "Keep going keep going keep going!! I'll be over here vibrating with EXCITEMENT!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f37", text = "Every single thing you pick up is a TINY VICTORY and I'm celebrating ALL of them!!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f38", text = "I once watched a bear gather salmon for like an hour. This is EXACTLY like that but with less splashing!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f39", text = "You've gathered enough to fill a TREE HOLLOW! That's my unit of measurement and I'm STICKING with it!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f40", text = "WAIT-- I just realised I've been cheering for forty minutes straight! New PERSONAL BEST!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f41", text = "The way you just snatched that up was POETRY. Raw, unfiltered, grabbing-stuff POETRY!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f42", text = "More more MORE! Sorry, my brain has one gear and it's labeled ENTHUSIASM!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f43", text = "I tried to calculate how much you've gathered but math makes my left eye twitch so I stopped!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f44", text = "What if we could gather THE CONCEPT of gathering?! Gather-ception! ...I need to lie down. No I DON'T, let's GO!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f45", text = "I just want you to know that in the grand history of gathering, this moment-- BUTTERFLY! ...What was I saying?", quality = "legendary", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f46", text = "Ooh THAT one looks heavy! Is it heavy?! Your bag must weigh a THOUSAND ACORNS right now! That is my unit of weight!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f47", text = "FOUND IT! Well, you found it! I watched! That is BASICALLY the same contribution!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f48", text = "I counted the nodes! There are MORE than I can count! Which means there are MORE THAN ELEVEN!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f49", text = "Every single thing you pick up is going into that bag and the bag just ACCEPTS it! Bags are so GENEROUS!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f50", text = "You have the instincts of a SQUIRREL! A large bipedal squirrel! That is the highest compliment I can give!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f51", text = "Wait wait wait-- did that node RESPAWN?! Already?! The land wants to PROVIDE for you! The land LIKES you!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f52", text = "I once tried to gather moonberries but they only grow at night and I am NOT a night creature and it went BADLY!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f53", text = "Your gathering hands are so FAST! By the time I register what you are reaching for it is ALREADY IN YOUR BAG!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f54", text = "I am going to rate this gathering session! Current rating: YES! Final rating will also be YES!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f55", text = "That herb just went from being a plant to being YOUR THING! What a career change for that plant!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f56", text = "I tried to sniff that herb before you grabbed it and I got pollen up my NOSE and now everything smells like SUCCESS and also sneezing!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f57", text = "My record for continuous acorn gathering is forty-seven minutes before I got distracted by a pinecone! You are doing BETTER!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f58", text = "The bag is getting HEAVY and that means it is getting FULL and that means TODAY is going WELL!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f59", text = "Boom another one! Boom another one! I am providing the sound effects! You provide the GATHERING! TEAMWORK!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f60", text = "I can SMELL that node from here! Smells like success! And also like a plant but MOSTLY like success!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f61", text = "What if we gathered SO MUCH that we had to come BACK for a second trip?! Would that not be INCREDIBLE?!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f62", text = "I aspire to gather the way you gather! With focus! With intention! Without falling out of any trees!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f63", text = "That one was RIGHT THERE just waiting! Did it know?! Can herbs ANTICIPATE?! I have SO many questions about herbs!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f64", text = "Another successful grab! You make it look like breathing! I have to think about breathing sometimes so I find this IMPRESSIVE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f65", text = "What if the REAL gathering was the things we picked up along the way?! Wait that is just gathering. GATHERING IS THE REAL GATHERING!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f66", text = "My tail has been going NONSTOP this whole session! I think it might fall off! Can tails fall off?! I am going to hold it just in case!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f67", text = "You pulled that one out so FAST the DIRT flew! I got some in my eye! Worth it! TOTALLY worth it! The dirt is a SOUVENIR!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f68", text = "We are going to need a BIGGER bag! Can bags get bigger?! Yours needs to grow to MATCH YOUR AMBITION!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f69", text = "The universe put that node THERE and you put your HANDS on it and now it is YOURS! Destiny! GATHERING DESTINY!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f70", text = "I once watched a gathering session so long that the sun moved ALL the way across the sky! I did not notice because I was TOO INVESTED! That is what watching YOU do this is like!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f71", text = "Did you just loot that without breaking stride?! My jaw is on the FLOOR! My jaw is a small squirrel jaw but it is DOWN THERE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f72", text = "That node was practically INVISIBLE and you still found it! Do you have node radar?! Can I have node radar?! WHERE do I get node radar?!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f73", text = "That herb was ENORMOUS! I could sleep in that herb! It would be a very good herb bed! But it is in your BAG now so I will sleep on the ground like NORMAL!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f74", text = "I tried to mark a node with a stick once so I could find it again! The stick blew away! Yours are all still THERE! Nature LOVES you!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f75", text = "You have gathered enough that if you stacked it all it would be TALLER THAN A TREE! I am estimating! The estimate is generous! Still IMPRESSIVE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f76", text = "Swoop! Grab! Go! You make a three step process look like ONE step! How?! Which step are you combining?! TEACH ME!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f77", text = "I notice you never drop anything! Not one herb! Not one ore! Perfect retrieval rate! I drop acorns constantly! We are DIFFERENT!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f78", text = "The bag is almost full! Almost full means ALMOST TOO MUCH which means you have been VERY thorough and I love thorough!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f79", text = "That one had a little glow around it! Did you see the glow?! Some nodes glow! I think they glow because they are PROUD to be gathered!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f80", text = "I tried to keep up with you between nodes and my legs are SO SHORT and I had to take ELEVEN extra steps per one of yours and now I am breathing HARD!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f81", text = "I want to do a victory lap every time you loot something! I have done forty-three laps today! My legs are short! That is a LOT of laps!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f82", text = "Every time you grab one I do a tiny hop! I cannot control the hop! The hop is INVOLUNTARY! Forty-seven hops today! My legs are going to be SO SORE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f83", text = "The node respawned! Already! It missed you! It grew back just so you could gather it AGAIN! That is devotion from the EARTH!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f84", text = "I was counting steps between nodes and you take the EFFICIENT route every time! You have an internal map! It is better than my MAP!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f85", text = "My cousin hoards seeds but she cannot find them in winter! YOU always know where the next node is! Superior gathering INSTINCTS!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f86", text = "The wind shifted and I swear I could smell that node from TWO HILLS AWAY! My nose is incredible! Well it is a squirrel nose so it is small! But the SMELLING POWER is large!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f87", text = "One herb! Two herbs! Three! I am counting on your behalf! You focus on the gathering! I focus on the COUNT! Teamwork of a LIFETIME!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f88", text = "That node was on a ledge and you got to it ANYWAY! A little scramble! A little stretch! Never stopped! DETERMINATION EXEMPLIFIED!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f89", text = "I wonder if the other adventurers see you looping the zone and think WOW! Because they should! They absolutely SHOULD!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f90", text = "The route you take through this zone is almost MUSICAL! There is a rhythm to it! Gather, move, gather, move! A GATHERING SONG!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f91", text = "You spotted that one from so far away! Squirrel vision!  Well, YOUR version of squirrel vision! Which involves EYES but not a TAIL! Mine uses both!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f92", text = "I tried to estimate the total weight of everything you have gathered today! I ran out of numbers! My number system ends at ENORMOUS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f93", text = "Gathering relaxes you, does it not? I can tell! You get into a FLOW! A gathering FLOW STATE! I get into flow state chasing things! Different flow!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f94", text = "That herb was behind a BOULDER! You went AROUND the boulder! Smart! I would have tried to climb the boulder! I would have fallen! Classic ME!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f95", text = "Bag space! Check on bag space! You are getting so FULL! A full bag is a SUCCESSFUL bag! Your bag is achieving its DESTINY!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f96", text = "I called the location of that node before you got there! In my HEAD! My gathering intuition is DEVELOPING! I learned from watching YOU!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f97", text = "ANOTHER ONE grabbed right out of the GROUND! Swoop! Gone! Like an acorn but backwards! Instead of burying it you are UNBURYING it! Reverse squirrel!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f98", text = "I believe you could gather resources in the dark! By feel! By SENSE! Like how I find my way in my burrow! Natural TALENT!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f99", text = "The gather animation is my favourite animation! Hands reach out! Resource comes in! Beauty in its SIMPLEST form!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f100", text = "You have not missed a single node in this whole area! Zero nodes escaped! The node escape rate is ZERO! Perfect CONTAINMENT!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f101", text = "I am going to write a poem about this gathering session! Line one: you gathered things! Line two: a lot of things! Line three: I watched! That is my whole poem!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f102", text = "That cluster of nodes! You cleared the whole CLUSTER! One after the other! Methodical! BEAUTIFUL! Like finding a cache of buried seeds!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f103", text = "Your gathering efficiency is staggering! I have done the math! The math is made up entirely but the staggering part is REAL!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f104", text = "Another one! ANOTHER ONE! The zone keeps providing and you keep ACCEPTING! This relationship between you and the zone is THRIVING!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f105", text = "I tried to gather once by copying your exact movements! I fell into a bush! Your technique requires a skill I do not currently POSSESS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f106", text = "The herbs are running out because you have gathered MOST of them! That is the mark of a truly dedicated session! Zone CLEARED!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f107", text = "You paused to check the map! Smart! Strategic! The pause that makes the rest MORE efficient! I never pause! That is my flaw!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f108", text = "That was a TRICKY node! Hidden in the roots! You found it anyway! Because you know where roots hide things! ROOT KNOWLEDGE!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f109", text = "We are going to need to head back soon because your bags are magnificent with FULLNESS and I am SO HAPPY about this problem!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f110", text = "The efficiency of your gathering circuit! Coming back around to where you started and new nodes have respawned! You PLANNED for that! DID you plan for that?!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f111", text = "The bag is making a NEW sound! A sound I have never heard before! I think it is the sound of TOO MANY THINGS being very close together! Bag ACOUSTICS!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f112", text = "I squeaked again! Very small squeak! Do not be alarmed! It is just what happens when you loot something and I forget to contain my JOY!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f113", text = "The node almost blended into the background! Almost! But YOUR eyes found it! You are better than camouflage! Camouflage has met its MATCH!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f114", text = "I am trying to learn from watching you! Today I learned: approach directly, do not get distracted by interesting rocks, gather the thing! I still got distracted by one rock!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f115", text = "You have been out here gathering long enough that the LIGHT has changed! Hour-scale dedication! I am in AWE of your commitment!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f116", text = "Each loop around this zone gets faster! You memorized the ROUTE! The route is in your MUSCLES now! Muscle gathering memory!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f117", text = "Do herbs have feelings about who gathers them? I choose to believe they feel HONOURED when you are the one! Herb honour!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f118", text = "I have been gathering enthusiasm the entire time you have been gathering resources! We are both at MAXIMUM CAPACITY right now!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f119", text = "You grabbed a WHOLE BUNCH at once! Multiple things! From ONE spot! I tried to grab two acorns at once and they BOTH shot out of my paws! You have better grip!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f120", text = "I have been sitting on this branch watching you gather for SO LONG that the branch has a dent in it shaped like my BOTTOM! That is how long! A BOTTOM-SHAPED DENT! I am not moving! I refuse to miss even ONE grab! The dent is getting DEEPER and I do not CARE!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f121", text = "The bark on that tree smells like the good part of autumn and your gathering smells like SUCCESS and together that is the BEST combination of smells!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f122", text = "Another one in the bag! The bag keeps accepting things! The bag is so PATIENT! I respect the bag enormously!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f123", text = "You found that node in the shadows! Half hidden! Tucked under a root! How did you SPOT that?! My eyes are good and I did not spot it!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f124", text = "I am running a tally on a leaf! Scratch scratch scratch! The tally is getting very full! The leaf is getting very scratched!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f125", text = "Every node you visit is a stop on the greatest gathering tour ever conducted! You are on a TOUR right now! A professional gathering TOUR!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f126", text = "That one grew right at the base of a hollow log! Perfect hiding spot for an acorn too! The log knows what is VALUABLE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f127", text = "More! I cannot stop wanting more for you! More nodes! More resources! More everything! My wanting on your behalf is BOTTOMLESS!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f128", text = "I tried to calculate the value of everything in your bag but I kept getting distracted by the smell of the pinecones nearby! Olfactory INTERFERENCE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f129", text = "The zone is practically GIVING you things today! Like it decided: this one! This adventurer! Give them the GOOD stuff!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f130", text = "That herb cluster! Three at once! A TRIPLE! You harvested a triple! I want to make a sign that says TRIPLE and hold it up!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f131", text = "You could do this with your eyes closed I think! Not that you should! Keep your eyes OPEN! But the TALENT level suggests blindfolded gathering is within reach!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f132", text = "Swooop! Got it! That was a swoop! An elegant grab-and-go! I am narrating your gathering out loud in my head and the narration is THRILLING!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f133", text = "I climbed that tree to get a better view of your gathering route and I got STUCK and now I am watching from up here and it is STILL excellent from this angle!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f134", text = "I measured the time between your last two nodes! It was SHORT! You are FAST! Speed gathering! The most respectable kind of gathering!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f135", text = "That node had a little glow and then you touched it and it did not have a glow anymore because it was IN YOUR BAG where glows belong!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f136", text = "My cousin tried to gather mushrooms once and ate one before the gather animation finished! Do not eat your gathering finds before you sell them! Lesson from FAMILY!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f137", text = "I want to interview you about your gathering process! Question one: how do you find them all?! Question two: can you teach me?! Question three: WOW!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f138", text = "Another addition to the growing pile! The pile does not know how to stop GROWING because you do not know how to stop ADDING! Perfect partnership!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f139", text = "The efficiency of your loop is extraordinary! I mapped it in my head! The map is not accurate but the REVERENCE behind it is genuine!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f140", text = "I saw that node from the air! Well, I saw it from a branch! Which is almost the air! I was going to tell you but you found it before I could speak!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f141", text = "What is even IN that node?! So many things! Compressed nature! Ancient earth stuff! And now it is ALL IN YOUR INVENTORY!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f142", text = "That bush RUSTLED when you grabbed the herb out of it! The bush is now EMPTY and slightly confused! I can tell because I know what confused bushes look like! From experience!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f143", text = "The mossy patch between those two oaks! You went straight for it! You knew! Did the moss call to you?! Can you hear moss?! What does moss say?!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f144", text = "Each item in your bag is a piece of the forest that chose to come with you! The forest is riding along! IN YOUR POCKETS!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f145", text = "I am going to write a field guide! Chapter one: node locations! All my information comes from watching you! The guide will be VERY accurate!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f146", text = "That node was not even on the path! Off to the side! In the long grass! You still found it! You checked the LONG GRASS! Thorough!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f147", text = "Bag space is disappearing and that is a GOOD problem! Full bags are HEAVY bags! Heavy bags make you walk funny! I love the funny walk! Keep FILLING!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f148", text = "The way you prioritise which nodes to hit first! There IS a priority system is there not?! I cannot see it but I can FEEL it! It is in your movements!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f149", text = "I once tried to carry twelve acorns at once and I dropped nine! You carry HUNDREDS of things in a bag and you do not drop ANY! Structural advantages!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f150", text = "That herb was growing in a CRACK in a ROCK! How did it even GET there?! How did YOU see it?! My eyes are literally designed for spotting small things and I MISSED it!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f151", text = "NEW NODE! Respawned! Right where you predicted it would be! Or you wandered near it coincidentally! Either way: YOURS NOW!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f152", text = "I am providing ambient commentary for your gathering session! Nothing of substance! Just: good! Yes! There you go! That is the one! More! More!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f153", text = "That little animation when you gather! The hands reaching out! The resource disappearing! Beautiful small choreography! I never get tired of watching it!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f154", text = "Every loop around this zone you get better at it! Faster! More certain! Like how I get better at a new tree every time I climb it! ROUTE MASTERY!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f155", text = "Your bag CLANKED! Did you hear the clank?! Something shifted in there! The items are REARRANGING THEMSELVES to make room for MORE! Bag INITIATIVE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f156", text = "I heard that one before I saw it! A little sound! Resources make a sound when you are near them! My ears are very sensitive! GATHERING SONAR!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f157", text = "That is the same spot you visited on the LAST loop! And it came back! It came back for you! The node kept its APPOINTMENT!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f158", text = "Gather gather GATHER! I am your personal hype voice! The hype voice never gets tired! The hype voice runs entirely on enthusiasm!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f159", text = "I have memorised the exact wobble your bag makes when a new thing goes in! Each wobble is slightly different! I am becoming a BAG WOBBLE EXPERT! This is my life now!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f160", text = "The total value of what is in your bag right now! If I tried to count it I would fall asleep from counting! The number is THAT large!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f161", text = "I tried to draw a map of everywhere you gathered today on a leaf! The map is just a lot of scratches! It looks like a leaf that a squirrel attacked! Which it IS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f162", text = "That node was practically waving at you! Hello adventurer! Over here! Take me! You obliged so GRACIOUSLY!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f163", text = "I am going to count your gathering speed! One acorn per second?! No, much faster! My counting cannot keep UP with your SPEED!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f164", text = "You just grabbed that so casually! Like it was NOTHING! I would need a running start and BOTH paws and I would probably still fumble it into a bush! You used ONE HAND!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f165", text = "One more full bag and you will have gathered enough to fill my ENTIRE burrow! I measured! I did it just now! In my imagination! The measurement is exact!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f166", text = "The pinecone I am sitting on smells like the kind of afternoon where everything goes right! This is that afternoon! You are making it that afternoon!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f167", text = "I want to make a documentary about this gathering session! Opening shot: a node! Second shot: you approaching! Third shot: your bag getting heavier! CINEMATIC!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f168", text = "You have gathered so much that the zone is noticeably lighter! Or I imagine it is! Zones feel lighter when someone takes care of them! You are taking CARE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f169", text = "Every time you pick something up I feel a tiny pop of joy! Like a seed case opening! Pop! Pop! Pop! A whole session of tiny joy POPS!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_f170", text = "OKAY I have been holding this in for approximately the ENTIRE SESSION! You do NOT gather like someone who has to! You gather like someone who WANTS to! I can SEE it in how you move! Every single herb is a gift you CHOSE to receive. You receive it with JOY! That is the CORRECT way and you are doing it RIGHT!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },

    gold = {
        { id = "s_g01", text = "Ooh! SHINY coins! I don't know what they DO but I love the CLINKING sound!!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g02", text = "MORE?! You just keep getting MORE! Your stash is getting SO BIG! I'm SO JEALOUS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g03", text = "That's-- okay I lost count but it's DEFINITELY more than yesterday! Probably!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g04", text = "Oh no the coins went away! But-- but they might come BACK? Coins do that right? RIGHT?!", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g05", text = "I lost an acorn once. ONCE. Cried for three days. But then I found TWO acorns! Nature provides!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g06", text = "CHA-CHING!! That's the best sound! Second best. First best is acorn-hitting-hollow-log. But CHA-CHING is CLOSE!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g07", text = "You're RICH! Or richer! I don't know what rich IS but you have MORE and that's what MATTERS!!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g08", text = "Gold gold gold gold GOLD! Sorry I just like saying it! GOLD! It's like a tiny sun you can PUT IN YOUR POCKET!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g09", text = "Nooo the gold is LEAVING! Quick, chase it! ...You can't chase gold? THEN WHO DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM?!", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g10", text = "Money comes, money goes. But acorns? Acorns are FOREVER. Well, until spring. Then they're TREES. Which is ALSO good!", quality = "rare", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g11", text = "The gold LIKES you! It keeps coming to you! You're like a gold MAGNET! A SHINY MAGNET!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g12", text = "Wait, you GAVE coins to someone? On PURPOSE?! I could never just GIVE away-- okay I give away acorns all the time.", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g13", text = "Your coin pouch just made a happy JINGLE! I heard it! Coins are basically tiny BELLS of WEALTH!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g14", text = "The gold went away but something NEW appeared! A swap! I love swaps! I once swapped an acorn for a different acorn and it was the highlight of my WEEK!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g15", text = "I once tried to pay for something with an acorn. The vendor was NOT impressed. Your gold works WAY better!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g16", text = "OHHH that's a BIG number! I think! I don't actually know big numbers but my tail went POOF so it must be!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g17", text = "Noooo why is the gold going DOWN?! Make it go the OTHER direction! The UP direction!", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g18", text = "You spent HOW much?! That's like... a LOT of acorns! More than I can count! Which is twelve!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g19", text = "I heard the coin sound and my ears rotated! Both of them! INDEPENDENTLY! My ears have their own gold opinions and they are POSITIVE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g20", text = "I tried to stack coins once! Got to three before they fell! My record for acorns is ALSO three! I see a pattern!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g21", text = "The gold went away but you got a THING! Things are GREAT! I love things even more than-- wait, no. Gold is also great.", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g22", text = "If I had gold I'd just roll around in it! You're way more RESPONSIBLE than me and I RESPECT that!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g23", text = "That purchase was STRATEGIC! Like when I bury acorns near landmarks! Except YOURS makes sense!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g24", text = "Did the gold just go UP?! I felt a disturbance in the SQUIRREL FORCE! The force said MORE SHINIES!", quality = "rare", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g25", text = "It's FINE that you spent that! Gold is RENEWABLE! Like acorns! Everything good is RENEWABLE!", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g26", text = "OOH OOH can you make the coins clink again? Just... shake your bag a little? For ME?!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g27", text = "That's a LOT of gold leaving at once! Like a gold WATERFALL! Waterfalls are pretty so this is FINE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g28", text = "Your gold is multiplying! Like BUNNIES! Shiny round flat bunnies that don't hop! COIN BUNNIES!", quality = "rare", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g29", text = "I keep trying to understand economics but every time I get close I think about acorns instead!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g30", text = "Spending gold means someone ELSE gets to be happy with it now! You're basically a JOY DISTRIBUTOR!", quality = "rare", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g31", text = "KA-CHING KA-CHING! I'm your personal sound effects squirrel! KA-CHING!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g32", text = "You lost some gold but you GAINED experience! Or an item! Or... something! Glass HALF FULL!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g33", text = "I counted your coins! There's... many. Many coins. My counting system is: none, some, many, TOO MANY. You're at many!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g34", text = "The vendors must LOVE seeing you walk in! You're like their favourite customer! Their GOLDEN customer! Get it?!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g35", text = "That gold SPARKLED as it came in! I saw the sparkle! NOBODY can tell me I didn't see the sparkle!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g36", text = "I tried to set up a savings account once. In a tree. It got robbed. By me. I forgot it was mine.", quality = "rare", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g37", text = "MORE GOLD! Your pockets must be SO HEAVY! You need tiny pocket suspenders! Do they make those?!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g38", text = "Okay losing gold is sad BUT did you know that sadness makes the NEXT gold feel even BETTER?! Science!!", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g39", text = "WAIT-- was that a gold coin or a SUPER gold coin?! They all look the same to me but I'm sure THAT one was special!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g40", text = "Think of it this way: you didn't LOSE gold, you RELOCATED it! Like when I forget where I buried acorns!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g41", text = "Some gold left but there is still MORE gold! I checked! I looked! The pile is smaller but the pile is still THERE and piles that exist are GOOD piles!", quality = "rare", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g42", text = "If you melted all your gold together you could make a REALLY big coin! A MEGA COIN! ...Why am I like this?", quality = "epic", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g43", text = "The gold went bye-bye! Wave goodbye! BYE GOLD! Don't worry, its FRIENDS will come visit soon!", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g44", text = "I dreamed your coin pouch was an acorn and I tried to bury it and you were SO MAD and I woke up SCREAMING!", quality = "epic", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g45", text = "What if gold is just very flat very shiny acorns that EVERYONE agrees are important?! I just broke ECONOMICS!", quality = "legendary", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g46", text = "CHA CHING! Right in the ear! Perfect volume! That sound does something to my TAIL!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g47", text = "Look at it ALL! Just LOOK at it! I am looking! I have been looking for several seconds now and I am NOT DONE!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g48", text = "The number went DOWN and I feel it personally! Like a tiny punch to my tiny feelings!", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g49", text = "More gold means more OPTIONS! Options are basically JUST LIKE ACORNS! You can store options for winter!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g50", text = "You spent it but you got something BACK! That is called a TRADE! Trades are basically two gains at once!", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g51", text = "INCOMING SHINY THINGS! The coins are arriving! Roll out the WELCOME MAT! The welcome mat is your BAG!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g52", text = "I saw that coin arrive and my whiskers went BOING! Both sides! Symmetrical whisker reaction! That is how you KNOW it was a good coin!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g53", text = "I watched it go and I wanted to catch it and bring it BACK but I am small and coins are fast and the physics did not work out!", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g54", text = "Your gold situation is improving! I can feel it! Like how I can feel when acorn season is coming! FINANCIAL INTUITION!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g55", text = "Okay the gold left but somewhere out there it is doing something USEFUL! Probably! It is out in the ECONOMY now!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g56", text = "GOLD! So much GOLD! What is the collective noun for a lot of gold?! A GLEAM?! A GLITTER?! A SCURRY of gold?!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g57", text = "You released that gold into the wild! It will grow strong! Come back as MORE gold someday! That is how it works I think!", quality = "rare", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g58", text = "Money in! Good things happen! I have done the economic analysis and that is ALL of it!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g59", text = "The gold left and you got a THING! I love things! Things are what I would buy if I had gold! But I have acorns and nobody takes ACORNS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g60", text = "I squeaked! A tiny excited squeak! I do that when gold comes in! I cannot help it! The squeak is INVOLUNTARY!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g61", text = "Okay some gold went OUT but I have been keeping track on my paws and you have more coming IN than going OUT! My paws say so! I trust my paws!", quality = "rare", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g62", text = "Every single coin has your name on it! Not literally! But SPIRITUALLY! Spiritual name coins!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g63", text = "That purchase was WORTH IT! I can tell! You made the face you make when something is worth it! I study your faces!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g64", text = "What if we are the richest people in the ENTIRE WORLD right now?! What if THIS is the top?! I think this might be the top!", quality = "epic", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g65", text = "The coins left your bag and they made a little CLINK on the way out! A goodbye clink! The saddest clink! But also a tiny bit pretty!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g66", text = "MORE GOLD INCOMING! I can hear it approaching! Gold makes a sound! It is the sound of things getting BETTER!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g67", text = "You gained gold and I gained ten seconds of pure uncut HAPPINESS! We both profited!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g68", text = "The gold left but think of what it brought! Something REAL! Something TANGIBLE! The gold became a THING and things are GREAT!", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g69", text = "I want to dive into your coin pile! I know that is the wrong scale! My whole body would fit in about four coins! But the INTENT is there!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g70", text = "Spending gold is just redirecting gold! It is not gone! It is REDIRECTED! Into goods! Into services! Into STUFF you NEED!", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g71", text = "I just had a thought about gold! The thought was: SHINY! That was the whole thought! My brain is very efficient at gold thoughts!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g72", text = "The number went UP! I watched it go up! I stared at the exact spot where the number lives and I WITNESSED the increase!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g73", text = "Gold left! But you CHOSE where it went! You POINTED at a thing and said THAT ONE! That is exactly how I pick which acorn to eat first! Instinct!", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g74", text = "I like to imagine each coin has a tiny face! And when you earn them they are SMILING! And when you spend them they are still smiling because they get to be USEFUL!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g75", text = "The gold went out and a thing came IN! I watched the swap happen! It was very fast! My eyes could barely track it! SPEED SWAP!", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g76", text = "Your coin count ticked up and my tail ticked up simultaneously! Synchronized POSITIVE REACTIONS!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g77", text = "More in than out today! That is the IDEAL RATIO! You have achieved the ideal ratio! Gold math: solved!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g78", text = "I waved goodbye to those coins! With my tail! Because my paws were busy holding onto this branch! TAIL WAVE FAREWELL!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g79", text = "STACK that gold! Watch it accumulate! Each coin joins the pile and the pile says HELLO and WELCOME and PLEASE BRING MORE FRIENDS!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g80", text = "The coins are gone but I can still hear the echo of the CLINK! The clink stays in my ears for at least three seconds! Sometimes four! I am SAVOURING!", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g81", text = "MORE shiny things in the pile! I tried to count them from here but the shininess keeps making me BLINK and I lose my place! Shiny INTERFERENCE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g82", text = "I ran a small calculation! Actually I did not calculate anything! But my GUT says you are doing WELL financially and my gut is TRUSTWORTHY!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g83", text = "Gold out, thing in! I looked at the thing and then I looked at where the gold used to be and honestly the THING is more interesting to look at! Things have SHAPES!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g84", text = "Your pouch is heavy with PROSPERITY! I can tell by the sound! It jingles DIFFERENTLY when there is a lot in there! Fuller jingle!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g85", text = "You earned ACTUAL CURRENCY! The kind that does ACTUAL THINGS! I cannot earn currency! I barter in acorns and most places decline them!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g86", text = "That was a LOT of gold leaving at once! I felt it go! In my stomach! Like when you jump off a branch that is higher than you THOUGHT!", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g87", text = "More! The total is more than it was! By a real amount! An amount I could feel in my BONES if I understood amounts!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g88", text = "The coins went to a vendor! The vendor caught them! I watched! The vendor has better paw-eye coordination than me and I am SLIGHTLY jealous!", quality = "rare", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g89", text = "WEALTH ACCUMULATING! That is a phrase! I made it up just now! It means you are getting more gold and I like the TREND!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g90", text = "The gold LEFT and now there is a SPACE where the gold was! I am going to stare at the space! The space is already being filled by NEW gold! The space did not last long!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g91", text = "I squeaked with joy when the number went up! It was a very discrete squeak! Nobody else heard it! Just ME and the UNIVERSE!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g92", text = "Gold went down! My tail went down! We are SYNCHRONISED! When it goes back up my tail will go back up too! I do not control this! It just HAPPENS!", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g93", text = "COINS! More COINS! I want to roll in them but I would need at least five more coins to cover my whole body! I am VERY small!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g94", text = "The gold went to a vendor and the vendor gave you a THING and now you have BOTH a thing AND a slightly lighter bag! Your bag is more AERODYNAMIC now!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g95", text = "The count went UP and I want to remember this specific moment! SNAP! Mental photograph! It is blurry but the vibe is CAPTURED!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g96", text = "Gold comes and gold goes and every time it happens I do a small ear twitch! I have twitched SO MANY TIMES today! My ears are getting a WORKOUT!", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g97", text = "That gold appeared and my WHOLE FACE lit up! Not literally! Squirrel faces do not light up! But something happened to my CHEEKS!", quality = "rare", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g98", text = "I wanted to watch the gold leave slowly but it was all at once! Decisive! You are a DECISIVE spender! No hesitation!", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g99", text = "YOUR FORTUNE IS GROWING! Slowly! But growing things are slow! Trees are slow! Your fortune is a TREE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g100", text = "Those coins departed and I did a tiny salute! With my paw! It was very small and nobody saw it! But I KNOW I did it and that is what COUNTS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g101", text = "I calculated how many acorns that gold could theoretically buy and the number was SO BIG I stopped calculating because I got overwhelmed by the ACORN CONCEPT!", quality = "rare", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g102", text = "The gold went SOMEWHERE and you got a SOMETHING! I do not know the details! I was distracted by my own tail! But the VIBES suggest it went well!", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g103", text = "The coins are multiplying! Not literally! But the total keeps going UP so something is WORKING and I am here for it!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g104", text = "LOOK at all that gold! If those were acorns I would need a SECOND burrow! And a THIRD burrow! And then I would forget where the second one IS! Classic squirrel problem!", quality = "rare", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g105", text = "The outgoing gold found a new home! You did not lose it! You PLACED it! You are a GOLD PLACEMENT SPECIALIST!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g106", text = "INCOMING! The gold is coming IN and I am running in tiny circles because that is what I do when things go WELL!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g107", text = "The vendor gave you something and you gave the vendor gold and BOTH of you seemed fine with it! I once traded a pine cone for a different pine cone and I was also fine with it!", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g108", text = "More gold means more possibilities and more possibilities means more ADVENTURES and more adventures means more MOMENTS and I love moments SO MUCH!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g109", text = "I am going to be honest with you: watching your gold counter is one of my hobbies! I have a small number of hobbies! This is a BIG one!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g110", text = "Gold departed! I watched it go! It made the leaving sound! The leaving sound is quieter than the arriving sound and I have OPINIONS about that!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g111", text = "Your finances are trending in the direction I prefer! UP! Up is the preferred direction! Everything good goes UP!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g112", text = "I squeaked when the gold left and then I squeaked again when I realised you got something GOOD for it! Two squeaks! A TWO-SQUEAK transaction!", quality = "rare", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g113", text = "That gold appeared like it was MEANT to be yours! Like the world grew it in the ground JUST FOR YOU and today was the harvest!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g114", text = "Gold in, joy out! That is the exchange rate for ME personally! Every coin you earn pays me in HAPPINESS and I am RICH!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g115", text = "I have been watching your gold go up and down ALL DAY and my tail has been going up and down WITH it and now my tail is TIRED but still TWITCHING because the number is still MOVING and I cannot look AWAY!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_g116", text = "CLINK! That is the sound! I love that sound! The sound that means the number went UP! Clink is my favourite syllable!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g117", text = "The gold arrived and I felt it arrive! Not physically! Emotionally! I am emotionally synchronized to your finances!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g118", text = "Gold went out! But something came BACK! It is like when I throw an acorn and a DIFFERENT acorn rolls toward me! Except yours was on PURPOSE!", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g119", text = "More coins than before! The math is clear! I did not do the math! But the math is CLEAR!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g120", text = "The gold is gone and something is HERE now! The something is RIGHT THERE! In your bags! Taking up the space where GOLD used to live! New TENANT!", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g121", text = "I spotted a golden glint from halfway across the map! My eyes are calibrated for gold and also acorns! TREASURE VISION!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g122", text = "I watched you hand over the coins and the vendor CAUGHT them! Mid-air! No fumble! When I throw acorns at things they BOUNCE! Your vendor is more coordinated than my tree!", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g123", text = "Another coin joins the pile! The pile does not resist! The pile WELCOMES new members! An inclusive pile!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g124", text = "Gold went bye! The bag got lighter! Lighter bags are easier to carry! Look at it this way: your SHOULDERS are having a better day now!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g125", text = "The total went UP and I did a somersault! A very small somersault! On a branch! I almost fell off! WORTH IT!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g126", text = "The coins left and I tried to count how many but they were FAST and also I cannot count past twelve so the answer is SOME! SOME coins left!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g127", text = "MORE coins in the pile! The pile is getting TALL! Well, tall for coins! For a squirrel it would be medium! For a tree it would be tiny! PERSPECTIVE!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g128", text = "The gold departed and I said a small goodbye! Internally! I said: go well, coins! Do good work out there! They cannot hear me! But the INTENTION matters!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g129", text = "More gold than before! By a real amount! By a countable amount! I lost count but the DIRECTION was clearly upward!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g130", text = "You swapped gold for a thing! The thing is HERE now! I can SEE the thing! The thing exists! I love when things EXIST!", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g131", text = "Your coin pile is like a comfortable nest! Built slowly! Piece by piece! Getting better every time you add to it!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g132", text = "Gold out! My ears went FLAT! Then back UP because you got something! Ear ROLLER COASTER! The ride lasted half a second! THRILLING!", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g133", text = "Every coin that arrives makes a slightly different clink! I have been LISTENING! Coin number seven was my favourite! It had a WARM clink! The others were fine!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g134", text = "The vendor took the gold and smiled! Or made a face! I could not tell from here because I am very SMALL and very FAR AWAY but I am going to assume SMILED!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g135", text = "Gold incoming! The gold came to you SPECIFICALLY! Out of everywhere it could have gone, it came to YOU! Your gravitational pull is FINANCIAL!", quality = "rare", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g136", text = "I watched that gold leave and I thought about acorns! Specifically about burying acorns and finding them later! Your spent gold is a buried acorn! It will come back!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g137", text = "The number climbed! Slowly but it CLIMBED! I watched every single digit! That digit changed! Toward a LARGER digit!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g138", text = "The coins went CLINK CLINK CLINK on the way to the vendor! Three clinks! That is my favourite number of clinks! Every number of clinks is my favourite!", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g139", text = "SHINY! More of the SHINY! My instincts all say shiny is good! The instincts are CORRECT! Shiny is VERY good!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g140", text = "That purchase happened SO FAST! You barely stopped moving! Speed shopping! I once grabbed an acorn at full sprint and ran into a FENCE! You were smoother!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g141", text = "More coins! Joining the OTHER coins! The coins are having a REUNION in your bag! I hope they are catching up! I hope they are talking about ME!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g142", text = "Gold went out and came back as something ELSE! Like a caterpillar becoming a butterfly! Except faster! And shinier! And I did not eat either version!", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g143", text = "I tracked the arc of that coin as it went into your bag! Parabolic! BEAUTIFUL! The gold KNOWS how to land!", quality = "rare", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g144", text = "The exchange happened! You gave a thing! You received a thing! The things traded places! PEACEFULLY! Commerce is peaceful!", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g145", text = "Another reason to smile! More gold! The count went up and I count that as a SMILE REASON! I have many smile reasons today!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g146", text = "Gold spent! Thing acquired! My tail did a FIGURE EIGHT! I did not know it could do that! New tail move UNLOCKED! Thank you gold!", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g147", text = "The coins are arriving like AUTUMN LEAVES! In a good way! Leaves are wonderful! Coins are wonderful! A shower of COIN LEAVES!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g148", text = "Coins leaving makes a softer clink than coins arriving! I have tested this! I sat very close to the bag! VERY close! Almost TOO close! Research!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g149", text = "RICH! Richer! Getting richer! The direction is WEALTH and you are traveling in that direction with consistency!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g150", text = "Some gold went away! But look at my face! Am I worried?! NO! This is my NOT WORRIED face! It looks exactly like my worried face but it is DIFFERENT on the inside!", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g151", text = "I want to decorate each coin with a tiny leaf stamp! To mark it as YOURS! To say this coin passed through this specific heroic person!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g152", text = "Gold out! Gold in! Gold out! I am getting DIZZY watching it! In a GOOD way! Like when I chase my own tail! Which I do MORE than I will admit!", quality = "rare", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g153", text = "Your total just JUMPED! A genuine jump! Not a creep! A LEAP! Gold leaping into your hands is my favourite kind of gold behaviour!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g154", text = "The coins left and I tried to follow them with my eyes but they are SO SMALL and SO FAST! I lost track after the FIRST one! My tracking needs WORK!", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g155", text = "Another healthy deposit to the fortune! The fortune is being built! CONSTRUCTED! Coin by coin like a very shiny nest!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g156", text = "I have never had gold and I relate to your having gold very personally through enthusiasm alone! I own no coins! My enthusiasm is IMMENSE!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g157", text = "Gold went away and I panicked for ONE SECOND and then I saw what you got and the panic turned into a squeak! A GOOD squeak! The panic was unnecessary!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g158", text = "The number is higher! I can feel the higher from here! Higher numbers have a WARMTH that lower numbers do not!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g159", text = "The coins went out and something came in and I bobbed my whole head following the swap! Left to right! Like watching a pinecone roll downhill! But HORIZONTAL!", quality = "rare", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g160", text = "INCOMING GOLD! Brace for IMPACT! The impact is POSITIVE! The impact is FINANCIAL IMPROVEMENT! BRACE ANYWAY!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g161", text = "Gold went somewhere! I did not see where! I was grooming my tail! But I heard the CLINK and the clink sounded CONFIDENT so I assume it went well!", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g162", text = "I thought about gold a LOT while you were out doing other things and now you are back with MORE of it and my thinking was PROPHETIC!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g163", text = "The coins are somewhere else now! Not in your bag! In a DIFFERENT place! I wonder if they miss your bag! I would miss your bag! Your bag is NICE!", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "s_g164", text = "Your gold situation has been one of my great ongoing interests and right now the interest is VERY SATISFIED because the numbers are doing the RIGHT thing!", quality = "epic", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_g165", text = "THAT NUMBER! Look at it! LOOK AT IT! That is everything you have ever done converted into GOLD! I am going to stare at it until something happens to me! Something is ALREADY happening! My tail is doing a thing!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },

    achieve = {
        { id = "s_a01", text = "YOU DID IT!! I KNEW you could!! I mean I didn't know what IT was but I KNEW!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a02", text = "ACHIEVEMENT!! That's like-- that's like finding the BIGGEST acorn in the whole FOREST!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a03", text = "I'm going to remember this FOREVER. Or at least until I get distracted by-- oh look a butterfly-- ANYWAY CONGRATS!!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a04", text = "Everyone should know about this! I'm going to tell EVERY squirrel! They won't understand but THEY'LL FEEL THE ENERGY!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a05", text = "DING DING DING!! Oh wait that's not the sound it makes. Doesn't matter! CELEBRATION NOISES!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a06", text = "How many achievements is that TOTAL? Don't tell me-- I want to GUESS! Is it... A LOT?! I bet it's A LOT!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a07", text = "They should put your name on a plaque! A BIG plaque! On the BIGGEST tree! I'll find the tree! GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a08", text = "I tried to get an achievement once! For climbing! I climbed SO HIGH! Nobody gave me a badge though.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a09", text = "That sound-- the achievement sound-- it makes my fur stand on END! In a GOOD way! A CELEBRATORY way!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a10", text = "ANOTHER ONE?! You're collecting achievements like I collect-- well, everything! But ESPECIALLY acorns!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a11", text = "I bet the people who MADE that achievement are SO impressed right now! High paws all around!!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a12", text = "You just unlocked something! I don't know what it IS but the unlocking part was MAGNIFICENT!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a13", text = "I want to frame this moment! Can you frame moments?! Someone should INVENT that!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a14", text = "Your achievement list is getting LONGER than my tail! And my tail is VERY long! Well, medium. It's medium.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a15", text = "THAT one looked HARD! Was it hard?! You made it look easy but I bet it was SECRETLY hard!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a16", text = "I once achieved eating my body weight in acorns! Nobody clapped. But I clapped for MYSELF! And for YOU right now!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a17", text = "Okay okay OKAY-- deep breath-- AAAAHHH I'm so proud I can't even BREATHE properly!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a18", text = "You should get a TROPHY! A shiny one! Put it on a shelf! I'll guard it! I'm VERY good at guarding things I don't eat!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a19", text = "Do achievements stack? Like acorns? Because your stack is getting DANGEROUSLY impressive!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a20", text = "That's the kind of achievement that makes other adventurers go WHOA. I went WHOA. We ALL went WHOA.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a21", text = "The universe just NOTICED you! It sent a little popup and everything! You're FAMOUS in the COSMOS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a22", text = "I'm VIBRATING! I vibrate when good things happen! And when I eat too many berries! But RIGHT NOW it's the good thing!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a23", text = "Achievement GET! Wait-- is it GET or GOT? GOTTEN? Grammar doesn't MATTER when you're WINNING!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a24", text = "If I could give you an acorn for every achievement you'd have... hold on... MANY acorns! A FOREST of acorns!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a25", text = "I just shed a single tear of joy. One. Very small. Very wet. It landed on my paw. EMOTIONAL MOMENT!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a26", text = "I don't want to BRAG on your behalf but you are LITERALLY the greatest achiever I've EVER seen! Out of like five people!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a27", text = "When you get achievements, little lights flash! I LIVE for those little lights! More achievements means MORE LIGHTS!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a28", text = "That was so cool that I forgot three other things I was remembering! WORTH IT!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a29", text = "I'm throwing you a PARADE! It's just me! Running in a circle! But it's a PARADE and you deserve it!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a30", text = "Some people get ONE achievement and stop! You get one and say GIMME ANOTHER! That's the SQUIRREL MENTALITY!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a31", text = "I sneezed from excitement! Achievement sneeze! It's a REAL THING! I just INVENTED it!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a32", text = "WOW. Okay. I need to sit down. I'm going to sit down. JUST KIDDING I'M TOO EXCITED TO SIT!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a33", text = "If achievements were acorns you'd have enough to survive like TWELVE winters! That's SO MANY WINTERS!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a34", text = "Hold on I'm composing a SONG about this! La la la you're AMAZING la la la-- okay the song needs work but the FEELING is there!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a35", text = "Quick, do ANOTHER one! I'm on an emotional HIGH and I don't want it to STOP!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a36", text = "The other squirrels aren't gonna BELIEVE this! They'll say I'm making it up! But I SAW it! I WAS THERE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a37", text = "You know what this calls for? NUT BUTTER. I celebrate EVERYTHING with nut butter. You want some? No? MORE FOR ME!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a38", text = "That achievement was SO rare that even I could tell and I don't understand RARITY SYSTEMS!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a39", text = "I'm going to tell my GRANDKIDS about this! I don't HAVE grandkids yet but when I DO they'll be SO bored of this story!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a40", text = "Every achievement you earn is proof that trying things is WORTH IT! Even when you fail first! Like me and every tree EVER!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a41", text = "My paws are sweating! From PRIDE! Can paws sweat? Mine are doing SOMETHING and I blame YOUR excellence!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a42", text = "HISTORIC. This is a HISTORIC moment. I'm marking this tree with a scratch so I remember! ...Which tree was it?", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a43", text = "You just levelled up in LIFE! That's not how it works? I DON'T CARE it's how it works NOW!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a44", text = "I have witnessed GREATNESS and it has rendered me temporarily speechless! ...That lasted half a second. NEW RECORD! ANYWAY CONGRATS!!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a45", text = "I just realised YOUR achievements are MY achievements because I was HERE the whole time cheering! We're basically a TEAM! The best team! The-- wait, what were we celebrating?!", quality = "legendary", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a46", text = "THAT IS ON THE LIST NOW! The achievement list! Your permanent record of being INCREDIBLE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a47", text = "I jumped THREE times when that popped up! CONSECUTIVELY! Three whole jumps of pure JOY!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a48", text = "You know what that achievement means?! It means you DID the thing! The WHOLE thing! Not half the thing! THE WHOLE THING!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a49", text = "Achievement unlocked! Like a door! You unlocked a door! Beyond the door is MORE ACHIEVEMENTS! Go through the door!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a50", text = "I have an idea! What if we got ALL of them?! Every single one?! I believe in this plan COMPLETELY!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a51", text = "The little sparkle when that popped! I LIVE for that sparkle! That sparkle is the whole reason I watch!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a52", text = "That achievement is going to sit in your list forever! Forever! And whenever anyone looks they will see it and know what you DID!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a53", text = "I cannot stop smiling! Do squirrels smile?! MY FACE IS DOING SOMETHING! I am calling it smiling and it is for YOU!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a54", text = "You are collecting these at a RATE! What is the rate?! The rate is FAST! The rate is SO FAST!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a55", text = "That one sounds like it took a LONG time! Did it take a long time?! Time well spent! TIME OF YOUR LIFE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a56", text = "Achievement! Achievement! Standing ovation! I am giving you a standing ovation! I am ALREADY standing but I made it mean something!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a57", text = "I want to write a biography about you and this achievement is going in CHAPTER ONE! Bold text! Underlined! CIRCLED!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a58", text = "Some achievements are common and some are RARE and I do not know which this was but your reaction tells me it was GOOD!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a59", text = "My ears POPPED when that achievement happened! Both of them! Pop pop! Achievement ears! I did not know ears could DO that!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a60", text = "I thought about making a scrapbook of all your achievements! Then I remembered I cannot make scrapbooks! But the THOUGHT was there!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a61", text = "You earned that one! Every single requirement MET! The achievement examined your record and said YES! QUALIFIED! YOU PASS!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a62", text = "I want to do something special to mark this! I am going to do a spin! Watching! Did you see the spin?! It was for YOU!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a63", text = "That achievement category keeps getting fuller! You are systematically working through the list! I love someone with a SYSTEMATIC approach!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a64", text = "The banner! The little banner that appears! I live for the little banner! Please keep getting achievements forever so the banners keep COMING!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a65", text = "Do you know how hard that one is?! I do not know! But it FELT hard from here! The energy of it was HARD ENERGY!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a66", text = "Achievement number who-knows-what! I lost count but I know it is MORE than before and the trend is UPWARD and I love upward trends!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a67", text = "You just proved something to the system! The system now has EVIDENCE of what you can do! Evidence filed! Case CLOSED!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a68", text = "My whole body went tingly when that popped! From my nose tip to my tail tip! Full body achievement RESPONSE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a69", text = "I was watching your character portrait during that and you looked so FOCUSED! And then the thing happened and I think I saw you relax! I love that moment!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a70", text = "Points! Achievement points! Points that say I DID THINGS! Your points say it SO LOUDLY! The points are SHOUTING!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a71", text = "That achievement is PERMANENT! It cannot leave! It is STUCK there! Like the acorn I accidentally wedged into a knothole last spring! Except on PURPOSE!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a72", text = "I gasped! A genuine involuntary gasp! Right when the notification appeared! My body reacted BEFORE my brain could! That is how exciting this is!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a73", text = "That achievement has been sitting there waiting for you to earn it! Patient little achievement! Today it finally got CLAIMED!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a74", text = "Is there a meta-achievement for getting a lot of achievements?! Because if so you are well on your way! Achievement INCEPTION!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a75", text = "I practice saying your achievements out loud! Just the names! For fun! In my burrow! Late at night! Do not judge me! It is a LOVELY hobby!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a76", text = "ANOTHER TICK! Another box CHECKED! The universe has an enormous checklist and you keep working through it! Do not stop!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a77", text = "Everyone who ever made that achievement is in an invisible club! And you just joined! The club did not announce it! But I am announcing it! WELCOME TO THE CLUB!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a78", text = "The sound plus the banner plus the knowing that you DID the thing! That combination hits me RIGHT in the chest every single time!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a79", text = "I tried to high-five you when that popped but my paw only reached your ANKLE and I slapped your boot! BOOT FIVE! Achievement BOOT FIVE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a80", text = "Your achievement page must be beautiful! A whole page of things you DID! I want to frame it! All of it! One enormous frame!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a81", text = "I am writing a list of my favourite achievements you have gotten! The list is full! I have had to start a SECOND list! The second list is also FULL!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a82", text = "That one required persistence! Not just one try! Multiple attempts! You kept going until it said DONE and now it says DONE FOREVER!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a83", text = "Some achievements just show UP when you are not even trying for them! Surprise achievements! The best kind! Like finding a cache you forgot you buried!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a84", text = "Quick! Tell me how it feels! You have about three seconds before I start narrating how I THINK it feels! GO!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a85", text = "The achievement points keep going UP! Like a squirrel climbing a tree! Like ME climbing a tree! Except achievements do not slip on the bark and land on their BOTTOM!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a86", text = "That was a HARD one! I could tell because you leaned forward! I lean forward when I am trying to crack a particularly tough acorn shell! SAME ENERGY!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a87", text = "I do not technically earn achievements but I feel like a WITNESS to yours counts for something! Witness achievement! I earned that!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a88", text = "The achievement appeared and disappeared so fast but the RECORD of it is permanent! Forever in the system! The system knows what you did!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a89", text = "That one sounds like it has a STORY behind it! A whole journey! Weeks maybe! And today was the day it RESOLVED!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a90", text = "Okay I want to put this delicately: you are very good at completing things! You start AND FINISH! Do you know how rare that is?! It is VERY rare!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a91", text = "More achievement points! Which means more evidence! Which means the CASE for you being incredible keeps getting STRONGER! Airtight!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a92", text = "I just want to sit here and appreciate this for a moment! Just sit! And appreciate! ...Okay I cannot sit still! But I appreciate it while RUNNING!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a93", text = "Achievement hunters are a special kind of person! Dedicated! Thorough! They want to do ALL OF IT! Are you an achievement hunter?! I think you might be!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a94", text = "The world just stamped its approval on something you did! STAMP! Right onto your permanent record! The stamp says EXCELLENT!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a95", text = "I thought it would not happen today! I thought maybe tomorrow! But NO! TODAY was the day! RIGHT NOW was the moment! I was HERE for it!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a96", text = "So MANY achievement points! If each point was a whisker I would have the most MAGNIFICENT face in the entire FOREST! I would be the WHISKER CHAMPION!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a97", text = "One more for the Hall of Things You Accomplished! The Hall is getting CROWDED with your things! A VERY full Hall!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a98", text = "I have decided every achievement you earn gets a name from me! A personal name! I will call this one something wonderful! I have not decided what yet! But wonderful!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a99", text = "Achievement! Point! Banner! Notification! All the signals at once saying YES! You did it! All of them saying it SIMULTANEOUSLY! Yes yes YES!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a100", text = "I watched every single one of those! The hard ones! The VERY hard ones! I was RIGHT THERE bouncing on a branch going come ON come ON come ON and you DID IT and now I am doing something with my face that I cannot fully explain! Something is happening in my chest! It is too full! You made my chest too FULL!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a101", text = "ANOTHER ONE! The list grows! The total climbs! The permanent record of your greatness just added ONE MORE ENTRY!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a102", text = "I felt that one from across the zone! Achievement energy travels! My whiskers picked it up before the banner APPEARED!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a103", text = "You earned that! Every single requirement satisfied! The achievement checked everything off and said YES! All boxes TICKED!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a104", text = "The banner! My favourite banner! The little banner that says YOU DID IT! I wait for that banner the whole time!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a105", text = "DING! There it is! The sound! I do a small dance every time I hear that sound! The dance is currently happening!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a106", text = "I tried to earn an achievement once! For finding a particularly impressive hollow log! There is no achievement for that! The system has GAPS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a107", text = "Achievement number more-than-before! I track by whether the number went up not by what the number IS! The number went UP!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a108", text = "That one took AGES! I know because I built a small nest while you were working on it! The nest is done! The achievement is done! EVERYTHING is done at the same time!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a109", text = "Permanent proof! Immovable! The achievement sits on your account forever and it says: this person did THIS! Unchangeable FACT!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a110", text = "I gasped before the banner even finished loading! My reaction time is FASTER than the achievement system! I felt it in my BONES!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a111", text = "I do not know WHAT you did to earn that but I saw your fingers moving really fast and then the banner appeared and my conclusion is: FINGERS EQUAL ACHIEVEMENTS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a112", text = "I want to catalogue that achievement in the great mental scrapbook I keep of everything you have ever done! Scrapbook page added! FILED!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a113", text = "Quick! Flex! New achievement means new POWER! Flex it! Show it off! I want to see what a freshly-earned achievement LOOKS like!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a114", text = "The achievement list is getting SO LONG that I lost my PLACE! I was reading it from the top! I got to the middle! Then I saw a BUG and had to start OVER!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a115", text = "The category is not empty anymore! Or it is MORE complete! Either way the number in that column changed and I am INVESTED in that number!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a116", text = "I shed a little fur from excitement! Just a small amount! It happens when I am overwhelmed by pride! The fur is TRIBUTE FUR!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a117", text = "That one required you to go somewhere specific and do something specific and you did it SPECIFICALLY! Specific excellence!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a118", text = "I am going to describe this achievement to every animal I meet today! Starting with the beetle I talked to earlier! The beetle will be so IMPRESSED!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a119", text = "Achievement point total climbing! The total is a number I cannot say! It is a LARGE number! My arithmetic stops well before that number!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a120", text = "ANOTHER achievement for the pile! Achievement pile! Like an acorn pile but made of ACCOMPLISHMENTS! I want to sit on the achievement pile! Can I sit on it?!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a121", text = "You worked toward that one for a while! I watched! I did not say anything because I did not want to jinx it! The jinx was AVOIDED! Here it is!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a122", text = "One more for the forever column! The forever column cannot be taken away! It is yours! Permanently! FOREVER is a long time and the achievement is FINE with that!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a123", text = "I keep imagining all your achievements as acorns in a cache! The cache is ENORMOUS! The cache has its own ZIP CODE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a124", text = "EARNED! Not found! Not given! EARNED! Through actions! Through effort! Through you being the specific kind of person who earns things!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a125", text = "My tail went straight up when that popped! Vertical! Like an antenna catching a signal! The signal was JOY!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a126", text = "If there are people watching your achievement feed right now they are probably impressed! I am definitely impressed! I am ALWAYS impressed!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a127", text = "Another brick in the monument! The monument to everything you have done! The monument is getting genuinely large now!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a128", text = "I want to mark this tree with a claw scratch to commemorate this moment! Which tree?! ALL OF THEM! One scratch per tree! COMMEMORATING!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a129", text = "That was a CHALLENGING one! I could tell by the way you focused! Full focus mode! Eyebrows doing the serious thing! Achievement EARNED!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a130", text = "The achievement sound! My favourite tiny music! It plays and my whole body responds! Like a tree responding to rain! FULL BODY YES!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a131", text = "I want to throw a parade for this one! A tiny personal parade! It is already happening! In my head! Very loud! Very confetti-forward!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a132", text = "The achievement popped and I fell off my branch! FROM EXCITEMENT! I landed on my feet! Squirrels ALWAYS land on their feet! I think! I landed on something!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a133", text = "Some of your achievements I understand! Some I do not! This one I do not understand at ALL! But the PRIDE I feel is complete and requires no understanding!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a134", text = "Imagine being the person who designed that achievement! Knowing that someday someone would earn it! That someone is YOU! The designer would be SO PLEASED!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a135", text = "Every achievement is a tiny shout at the universe that says I EXIST and I DO THINGS! The universe heard you! It RESPONDED!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a136", text = "I counted the seconds between when you finished the task and when the achievement appeared! It was very few! The system could NOT WAIT to acknowledge you!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a137", text = "That achievement banner is SO BRIGHT! I can see it from all the way over here! My eyes are HUGE right now! Wider than my entire face! Achievement PUPILS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a138", text = "I tried to count all your achievements but I ran out of paws! I only have FOUR! I need at least SEVEN paws for this! Maybe EIGHT! Where do I get more PAWS?!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a139", text = "I am saving this achievement in the special part of my memory where I keep things I never want to forget! The special part is VERY FULL! Because of you!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_a140", text = "They are ALL STILL THERE! Every achievement you ever earned! STILL THERE! I checked! I go look sometimes just to -- actually that is not important why I look -- the POINT is they are there and they are YOURS and I think about this sometimes and it sends me spinning in a very small circle and I cannot help it!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },

    death = {
        { id = "s_d01", text = "I once fell out of a tree seventeen times in ONE DAY. SEVENTEEN. And look at me now!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d02", text = "OOF that looked like it-- are you okay?? You're okay! YOU'RE OKAY! We're ALL okay!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d03", text = "The ground is MUCH closer than it looks sometimes. I know from EXTENSIVE personal experience!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d04", text = "You know what I do after I fall? I get up and I climb HIGHER. And then I usually fall again but THAT'S NOT THE POINT.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d05", text = "Falling is just... flying with a really sudden ending. You'll fly BETTER next time!!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d06", text = "NOOOO!! Wait-- you can come back right?! OH GOOD. That's-- that's a REALLY nice feature of being you!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d07", text = "I saw the WHOLE thing! Well, I saw the last part. The falling-over part. You were VERY dramatic about it!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d08", text = "Shake it off! SHAKE IT OFF! That's what I do when I fall out of trees! And I fall out of trees A LOT!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d09", text = "You know what doesn't die? My ENTHUSIASM for your COMEBACK! Get up get up GET UP!!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d10", text = "Every acorn that falls to the ground becomes a tree. So maybe dying is just... becoming something TALLER? That sounded better in my head.", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d11", text = "Okay THAT was unfortunate BUT on the bright side you got to see the sky on the way down! Nice view!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d12", text = "I blinked and you were on the ground! Was there a NAP SIGNAL I missed?!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d13", text = "Don't worry about it! My uncle got bonked by a pine cone and he turned out FINE! ...Mostly fine. He talks to mushrooms now.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d14", text = "The FLOOR? You're on the FLOOR?! Okay okay we can work with this! Floors are FINE! I like floors!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d15", text = "Psst. Hey. Are you just resting or is this a whole THING? Because I can wait! I'll just be over here PANICKING QUIETLY!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d16", text = "Remember: you're not dead, you're just RESTING AGGRESSIVELY! My aunt used to say that! She was wrong a lot!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d17", text = "I counted how long you were down! It was... some! Some amount of time! Felt like FOREVER though!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d18", text = "If it helps, I once died of EMBARRASSMENT! Well, not literally. But I fell into a bird bath in front of EVERYONE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d19", text = "Quick recovery plan: step one, get up! Step two-- honestly I didn't plan this far. IMPROVISE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d20", text = "That thing that killed you looked REALLY mean! I would have fought it for you but I was busy being TERRIFIED!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d21", text = "My tail just flattened in SYMPATHY! It does that! Sympathetic tail flattening! It's a medical CONDITION!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d22", text = "I've seen you do AMAZING things! This was not one of them! But the NEXT thing will be AMAZING again!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d23", text = "Dust yourself off! And your armour! And your pride! All the dust! GET ALL THE DUST OFF!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d24", text = "I'm going to pretend I didn't see that and when you're back up we'll just MOVE ON like CHAMPIONS!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d25", text = "Death is TEMPORARY! But our FRIENDSHIP is forever! Or until one of us gets distracted! Which is constantly!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d26", text = "Hey hey HEY-- look at me-- you're FINE! I'm FINE! Well, I'm panicking, but in a SUPPORTIVE way!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d27", text = "The thing about ground? It's ALWAYS there to catch you! Positive spin! VERY positive spin!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d28", text = "I wanted to avenge you but I'm small and scared and mostly decorative! THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS though!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d29", text = "My grandpa always said what doesn't kill you makes you-- oh. Hmm. Okay his advice needs UPDATING.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d30", text = "You know what? That enemy CHEATED. I don't know HOW but they DEFINITELY cheated! You were robbed! ROBBED!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d31", text = "I saw a light! Did you see a light? Was it pretty?! ...Inappropriate question? MY BAD!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d32", text = "Respawning is just the ground going NOPE, I do not WANT you! And kicking you back up! The ground has STANDARDS and you are TOO ALIVE for it!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d33", text = "I'm chewing my nails in WORRY! Well, my claws. I'm chewing my CLAWS. It's less cute than it sounds!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d34", text = "Run it back! That's what the cool squirrels say! RUN IT BACK! Then they fall out of the tree again but CONFIDENTLY!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d35", text = "I've already FORGOTTEN this happened! See? Clean slate! What were we talking about?! Let's go ADVENTURE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d36", text = "Fun fact: squirrels can survive a fall from ANY height! You should try being a squirrel! ...No? Okay plan B!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d37", text = "That was character BUILDING! The character being built is RESILIENCE! And also REVENGE probably!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d38", text = "I prepared a motivational speech for this moment! It goes: GET UP GET UP GET UP!! Thank you, I'll be here all week!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d39", text = "On a scale of one to acorn, how dead are you? ...Is acorn good or bad? I lost track of my own SCALE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d40", text = "PLOT TWIST: the hero gets back up! I love this story! I've read it before and it ALWAYS ends this way!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d41", text = "Okay so you died a LITTLE. But you lived a LOT more than you died! The MATH is on your side!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d42", text = "I believe in you SO HARD right now! My believing muscles are FLEXING! ...I don't have muscles! BELIEF ANYWAY!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d43", text = "If you need a moment I'll just be over here NOT making eye contact and PRETENDING to find something interesting on the ground!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d44", text = "Here's the thing about dying: everyone does it! But not everyone gets BACK UP and goes AGAIN! You're in the GETTING UP club! BEST CLUB!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d45", text = "I just witnessed your death and I have to say the DRAMATIC TIMING was exquisite. The way you fell? POETRY. The thing that killed you? RUDE. But your comeback? Already writing the BALLAD in my head and I forgot the first verse!", quality = "legendary", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d46", text = "Okay that happened and now it is NOT happening anymore because you are BACK! Problem identified! Problem SOLVED!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d47", text = "I held my breath the whole time you were down! Which is hard because squirrel lungs are NOT LARGE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d48", text = "You fell but you got up! Every tree I have ever fallen out of taught me that getting up is the whole lesson!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d49", text = "The thing that got you is going to REGRET that! You look like you are about to make something REGRET a lot of things!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d50", text = "My nose is twitching! That means you are going to be FINE! My nose has a very good track record! Mostly!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d51", text = "I screamed but nobody could hear it because it was too high! Only the bats know how WORRIED I was for you!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d52", text = "You know what your track record is?! ONE HUNDRED PERCENT getting back up! I tried to count the times and I ran out of paws! Had to use my TAIL as a digit!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d53", text = "Setback acknowledged! Comeback COMMENCED! I am already writing the comeback story in my head and it is GREAT!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d54", text = "I feel you are not done yet! My tail says so! My tail is an ORACLE! An oracle made of fur and strong feelings!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d55", text = "That was TERRIBLE to watch! But watching you get back up is going to be WONDERFUL! The wonderful is coming!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d56", text = "You died! I panicked! My whole tail went RIGID! But you are already coming back and my tail is recovering and WE ARE BOTH going to be FINE in about three seconds!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d57", text = "I once got squashed flat by a pinecone falling from forty feet! I recovered! You can too! We are both RESILIENT!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d58", text = "The thing that defeated you has no IDEA what is about to happen to it! It is going to find out VERY SOON!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d59", text = "I once fell out of a tree into a DIFFERENT tree into a BUSH into a PUDDLE and I got up and climbed the SAME tree again! THAT is the energy we are working with here!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d60", text = "I am still standing in the exact same spot I was standing in when you went down because my legs FROZE and they are only NOW unfreezing! The legs believe in you TOO!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d61", text = "Getting back up after falling is the most SQUIRREL thing you can do! I am so proud of how squirrel you are being right now!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d62", text = "The ground met you and you are LEAVING IT! Up and away! Back to where you belong which is UPRIGHT and ADVENTURING!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d63", text = "Do you need me to do anything?! I cannot do most things! But I can BELIEVE in you and I am doing that at MAXIMUM!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d64", text = "I am making a note: today you fell. Tomorrow you WIN! That is the official record and I am the official record keeper!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d65", text = "You are the most persistent creature I have ever known! Trees do not even come CLOSE! And trees live for CENTURIES!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d66", text = "The floor?! AGAIN?! I mean! It is fine! The floor is a valid place! You will not stay there! YOU NEVER STAY THERE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d67", text = "I saw that coming! I tried to warn you! In my HEAD! The warning did not make it OUT! This is my failure too!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d68", text = "You fell, you will rise, things will get CRUSHED in return! That is the NARRATIVE ARC I am committing to!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d69", text = "Every tree I have ever fallen from has made me a SMARTER climber! You are going to be a smarter adventurer after this! GROWTH!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d70", text = "I once fell so hard from a branch that I bounced! BOUNCED! Off the ground and back into the AIR! If I can bounce YOU can definitely get back up! You are much bouncier than me! Probably!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d71", text = "On a positive note: you now know exactly what that thing does! That is called DATA! Painful data! But DATA!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d72", text = "I will not say I told you so! Mostly because I did not see it coming! But I am very good at COMFORT and that is what I am doing!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d73", text = "GET UP GET UP GET-- sorry I was chanting that in my head and it leaked out through my MOUTH! The chant is WORKING though because you ARE getting up!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d74", text = "I held every one of my muscles tense the whole time you were down! I do not have very many muscles! They are ALL sore now! For you!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d75", text = "That thing hit you so hard I felt it vibrate through the GROUND! Through the roots! Up my LEGS! I felt your struggle!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d76", text = "You went down but your ARMS were still going! I saw them! Still swinging! Even the GROUND could not stop your arms! Your arms are INDEPENDENTLY HEROIC!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d77", text = "I have watched squirrels recover from much worse! Including myself! From a situation involving a cat! You can ABSOLUTELY recover from THIS!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d78", text = "Okay I just ran four panic circles and now I am FOCUSED! You are getting up! I am going to watch you get up and my tail is going to go STRAIGHT UP when you do! READY!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d79", text = "When you came back up I literally cheered! Out loud! In my little voice! Very high frequency! Bats clapped along!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d80", text = "You know what does not know you will be back?! Whatever DEFEATED you! It thinks it won! It is about to be SURPRISED!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d81", text = "Every time you fall down I hide another acorn! It is my STRESS response! At this rate I will have acorns buried across the ENTIRE continent! You are funding my retirement ACCIDENTALLY!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d82", text = "I tried to climb on top of you to protect you while you were down! I got about halfway up your boot! The boot was SLIPPERY! The intention was ENORMOUS!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d83", text = "I blinked! I BLINKED at the wrong moment! If I had not blinked maybe I could have done something! Probably not! But the blink haunts me!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d84", text = "You are doing the face! The FACE! The one where your eyes go narrow and you look at the thing that got you! I have seen that face before! That face means CONSEQUENCES!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d85", text = "The ground catches everything that falls! It is very good at its job! Now it can let you GO because you are DONE resting!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d86", text = "I want to fight that thing for you! I am going to be honest about the probable outcome if I did! It is not a good outcome! But the INTENTION is FIERCE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d87", text = "You have fallen and risen so many times that gravity must be confused! Up! Down! Up! You keep DEFYING it! Rebellious adventurer!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d88", text = "My heart went very fast when you went down! It is still going fast! It will keep going fast until you are definitely fully okay!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d89", text = "That was a TOUGH one! I am not going to pretend it was not a tough one! It was tough! You will be tougher! Next round is YOURS!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d90", text = "I counted to ten while you were down and I do not know what counting does but it felt important! One two three four five six seven eight nine TEN! UP!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d91", text = "The comeback story writes itself! Chapter one: fell! Chapter two: got up! Chapter three: absolutely annihilated what knocked them down! Working title: YOU!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d92", text = "You are a living demonstration that the floor is only a stop on the way back UP! A BRIEF stop! Already leaving!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d93", text = "My tail went flat as a leaf! Flat in SOLIDARITY! It is going back up now! Because YOU are going back up! SYNCHRONIZED!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d94", text = "Every hero in every story I have ever heard falls down before the best part! You are at the BEST PART setup! Here comes the best part!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d95", text = "I did not cry! My eyes just produced extra moisture from the CONCERN! It is a medical response! Not emotional! ...It was emotional!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d96", text = "You get up the SAME way every time! Like you have a system! Step one: be on the ground! Step two: STOP being on the ground! It is a TWO-STEP system and you have MASTERED it!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d97", text = "I hid under a leaf while you were down! A very small leaf! It barely covered me! The camouflage was poor! But the concern was GENUINE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d98", text = "UP! Up is the direction! Up is where your FEET go! Up is where I am POINTING with my whole body! Everything about me is currently pointing UP at you!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d99", text = "I have been keeping track! You have survived every single thing that has tried to stop you! The ratio of stops to survivors is YOU: all of them, stops: ZERO!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d100", text = "That thing that got you is going to wish it never even noticed you! The coming reckoning is going to be EXTRAORDINARY to watch!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d101", text = "I tried to throw a pebble at the thing that got you! I missed! It did not even look at me! But I THREW it! Contribution made!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d102", text = "My cousin says that when you fall you should roll! I do not think you rolled! NEXT TIME try rolling! I will demonstrate! I am rolling NOW! This is mostly just me being sideways!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d103", text = "My whole body went stiff when you went down! Like a twig! A worried twig! But now you are moving again and I am UN-TWIGIFYING! Flexibility RESTORED!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d104", text = "I want to apologize on behalf of whatever did that! I cannot actually apologize for it! It will not listen! But I am doing it ANYWAY! I am sorry on its behalf!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d105", text = "I have been by your side through every single fall and every single getting-up. The getting-up is always my favourite part! You always do it! I never stop being amazed! I will be right here for every single one for as long as you will have me!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d106", text = "Down but not OUT! Down is just a direction! You change directions constantly! This direction is TEMPORARY!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d107", text = "My cousin fell from the tallest oak in the whole grove! She got right back up! She also claimed it was intentional! It was NOT intentional! Still, she got UP!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d108", text = "I hid behind a mushroom this time! A large mushroom! Structurally very sound! I recommend mushrooms as emergency shelters!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d109", text = "The thing that got you is going to regret EVERY SINGLE SECOND of this! Your return is going to be LOUD and FAST and I will be running behind you at FULL speed making tiny battle noises!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d110", text = "I tried to help! I bit the air in your direction! The air did not respond! The effort was sincere!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d111", text = "Setback! That is the professional term! A setback! Not a stop! Not an ending! A SETBACK means forward motion will RESUME!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d112", text = "I paced eight times while you were down! Eight full back-and-forth paces! My feet know worry and they expressed it thoroughly!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d113", text = "You are going to get back up and that thing is going to have a very bad moment! I have predicted this! My predictions are historically ACCURATE for you!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d114", text = "Flat on the ground! That is fine! The ground is a valid resting spot! A BRIEF resting spot! A TRANSITIONAL resting spot!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d115", text = "I took a deep breath when you went down! I released it when you came back! My lungs are TINY so the whole breath lasted about half a second but it was very MEANINGFUL!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d116", text = "My aunt fell off a roof once! A ROOF! She landed in a pile of leaves I had been collecting! Ruined my leaf pile! But she was FINE! The point is: landing happens and then you get back UP!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d117", text = "I want to lodge a formal complaint against whatever did that to you! Where do I submit complaints?! Who is in charge here?! I have FEELINGS about this outcome!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d118", text = "You went down fighting and you are going to come back fighting and the thing that stopped you is going to face something CONSIDERABLY more prepared!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d119", text = "I counted my own heartbeats while you were down! I lost count because my heart was going TOO FAST! Concern-induced tachycardia!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d120", text = "I counted the seconds you were down! It was... some seconds! I lost count because I was also panicking! But the IMPORTANT number is the one where you got back UP which is NOW!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d121", text = "That hit you hard! I know because I felt the ground vibrate and I ran three circles of pure ANXIETY! The circles are done now! The anxiety is MANAGED!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d122", text = "I prepared a motivational bark-scratch while you were down! It says GET UP in very small letters! I am holding it up now! CAN YOU SEE IT?!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d123", text = "The enemy is still standing! For now! For a VERY BRIEF now! You are coming back and the now is about to be significantly less now for that enemy!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d124", text = "I noticed you went down in a particularly dramatic location! Very scenic backdrop! The heroics of the comeback are going to be visually IMPRESSIVE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d125", text = "Seeds fall! Seeds hit dirt! Seeds become TREES! You are the seed in this metaphor! The tree is the comeback! GROW UPWARD!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d126", text = "My tail was completely flat for the entire duration! Flat as a fallen leaf! Now it is going back up because YOU are going back up!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d127", text = "I ran toward you and then I ran away and then I ran toward you again because my feelings about this situation kept changing direction every half second!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d128", text = "I know things about you that the thing that defeated you does not know! I know you always come back! I know you are already thinking about HOW!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d129", text = "I have a very detailed mental list of everything you have survived! I cannot READ the list because it is in my brain and my brain is not ORGANISED! But the list is VERY LONG!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d130", text = "I want to sit beside you while you are down! Not to help! I cannot help! Just to be NEXT to you! You are not alone on the ground!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d131", text = "HERE IT COMES! The getting-up part! My favourite part! I am already running in a tiny circle because the getting-up part makes me run in circles INVOLUNTARILY!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d132", text = "I made a sound when you fell! A very small involuntary high-pitched sound! The sound meant: oh no! The silence that followed meant: but WAIT!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d133", text = "I know things the enemy does not! I know your history! I know what you have survived! The enemy has no idea what is coming back toward it!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d134", text = "Down once! Down twice! Down more times than I have paws to count! You have always gotten up from ALL of them! The PATTERN IS ESTABLISHED!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d135", text = "I tried to find the bright side! The bright side is: you had GREAT form on the way down! Very committed to the ground! Full contact! Thorough!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d136", text = "I am not scared because I have seen this before and I know how it ends! It ends with you upright and something else not upright! THAT IS HOW IT ENDS!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d137", text = "You have been knocked down SO many times and you get up SO fast that I think the ground is starting to feel REJECTED! The ground keeps trying to KEEP you and you keep LEAVING!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d138", text = "I once got cornered by a very aggressive pinecone! I got out! It was undignified! Dignity is not the point! ESCAPE is the point! UP is the point!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d139", text = "The fall is just the bottom of the arc! The arc continues UPWARD! Physics GUARANTEES the upward! I am citing physics in your defence!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d140", text = "I love you most in these moments! Not despite the falling! Because of the getting up that follows! Because I have never once seen you stay down!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d141", text = "Okay: assessment complete! You are down! Recovery is possible! Revenge is imminent! Timeline: VERY SOON! All systems NOMINAL!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d142", text = "There is nothing that has ever stopped you permanently! I have a COMPLETE record! Zero permanent stops! A hundred percent recovery rate! THE DATA IS CLEAR!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d143", text = "I squeezed my paws together very tightly while you were down! I released them when you got up! They are still a little tense! My paws remember!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d144", text = "Every time you get back up my tail does this involuntary POOF of relief! Full poof! Maximum fluff! It is happening RIGHT NOW! Tail poof number one thousand and something!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_d145", text = "I am going to try to say this and I might say it wrong but I am TRYING: watching you GET BACK UP every time does something to me I cannot explain! I have seen it so many times! Every time I think THIS TIME it will feel normal! But it does NOT feel normal! It feels ENORMOUS every single time! NEVER GETS SMALLER!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },

    ambient = {
        { id = "s_i01", text = "I hid twelve acorns today and I can only remember where EIGHT of them are. ...I should probably write these things down.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i02", text = "I just had the BEST idea! I forgot it already but the FEELING of having it was AMAZING!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i03", text = "Do you ever just... SIT? And then feel weird about sitting? And then run around? No? Just me?", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i04", text = "You know what is nice about right now?! I am here! You are here! My tail is here! That is THREE good things in ONE place! TRIPLE NICE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i05", text = "I just tried to climb that tree over there! Got halfway up! Came back down! Not because I could not do it! Because I wanted to be near YOU more than I wanted to be in a TREE! That is significant! I LOVE trees!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i06", text = "How many steps have you taken today? I counted mine! It was... a lot. I stopped counting at forty-seven. FORTY-SEVEN!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i07", text = "I just saw a leaf fall and it was the most BEAUTIFUL thing I've ever-- oh another one! EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i08", text = "Hey. HEY. What if clouds are just sky acorns? Don't think about it too hard. OR DO. I'm not your MOM.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i09", text = "I tried sitting still for ten seconds once. Made it to three. NEW PERSONAL RECORD!!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i10", text = "Do you ever look at your hands and think WOW those are REALLY useful? I look at my paws ALL the time. Top-tier paws.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i11", text = "What if every acorn I ever buried grew into a tree and every tree is just me saying hello to the FUTURE?!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i12", text = "I forgot what I was going to say. But it was IMPORTANT. Like, change-the-world important. Oh well! Want to go run in circles?!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i13", text = "My left ear just twitched! That means SOMETHING is about to happen! Or nothing! Ears are unreliable narrators!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i14", text = "Do you smell that?! It smells like... outside! We ARE outside! Mystery SOLVED!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i15", text = "I've been thinking about thinking. And then I thought about THAT. Three layers deep! My brain HURTS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i16", text = "What's your favourite colour?! Mine changes every four seconds! Right now it's-- WAIT it changed again!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i17", text = "I just noticed my shadow! HI SHADOW! It waved back! Wait, that was just me waving. STILL COUNTS!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i18", text = "Okay hear me out-- what if we just... ran? No destination! Just RAN! For like an hour! ...I already want to stop.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i19", text = "Birds are just squirrels who made DIFFERENT life choices. Respect.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i20", text = "How long have we been standing here? Feels like either thirty seconds or six hours. Time is FAKE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i21", text = "I wonder what's over THERE. Not here. THERE. Every direction has a there and they ALL seem exciting!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i22", text = "I'm going to organise my thoughts today! Step one: FIND my thoughts! Step two: ...I lost step two.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i23", text = "You're very quiet right now. I respect that! JUST KIDDING quiet makes me NERVOUS! Say something!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i24", text = "Fun fact: squirrels can find buried acorns under a foot of snow! Useless fact: I am NOT one of those squirrels!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i25", text = "The wind just blew and I chased it for like TEN FEET before I remembered you can't CATCH wind! You'd think I'd LEARN!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i26", text = "I just yawned! But it was an EXCITED yawn! My jaw was stretching for MORE ENTHUSIASM!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i27", text = "If I could have ANY superpower it would be REMEMBERING where I put things! Second choice: LASER EYES!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i28", text = "Have you ever watched a river? Just WATCHED it? It goes and goes and it never gets TIRED! I get tired WATCHING it!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i29", text = "I wonder if fish know they're wet. Do YOU know you're... dry? Whoa. WHOA.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i30", text = "OOH! I just remembered something! ...Nope. Lost it. The remembering lasted HALF a second. Personal WORST!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i31", text = "My tail is doing that swishy thing it does when I'm content. Or anxious. Or existing. It does it a LOT.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i32", text = "You ever notice how rocks are just sitting there? Just SITTING? Not going anywhere? Must be NICE to be a rock!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i33", text = "I made a friend today! It was a pinecone! It didn't say much but it was a GREAT listener!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i34", text = "The sun is doing that thing where it's IN THE SKY! I notice this every day and every day I'm IMPRESSED!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i35", text = "What if dreams are just your brain running around in BRAIN-CIRCLES? Because that would explain A LOT about mine!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i36", text = "I counted all the trees I can see. There's... some! A real specific NUMBER of some!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i37", text = "Gravity is WILD right?! Like, things just FALL? Because the GROUND wants them? The ground is SO NEEDY!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i38", text = "I'm in a really good mood! Which is different from my usual mood of REALLY REALLY good! Subtle difference!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i39", text = "I want to discover something NEW today! Or rediscover something OLD! Or just cover something! I'm FLEXIBLE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i40", text = "I stared at the moon last night and the moon stared BACK and now we have a THING. It's complicated.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i41", text = "You know what I like about adventuring? EVERYTHING. That's not helpful is it? I like EVERYTHING about EVERYTHING!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i42", text = "My brain just went completely blank! For like ONE second! It was the most peaceful moment of my ENTIRE-- ooh a bug!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i43", text = "I tried to count how many thoughts I have per minute. Lost count because I kept HAVING MORE THOUGHTS about counting!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i44", text = "What if the meaning of life is just... being REALLY excited about stuff? Because if so, I NAILED it. I'm the BEST at life.", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i45", text = "I just realised that every moment we've spent together is a memory I'll treasure forever, or at least until I see something shiny, which-- OOH WAS THAT SHINY?! It was a rock. I love rocks now.", quality = "legendary", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i46", text = "I had seven thoughts just now! SEVEN! In a ROW! That is a new personal best for sequential thoughts!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i47", text = "Have you ever smelled a really good tree? Some trees smell INCREDIBLE! This one does NOT but that is useful information!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i48", text = "I tried to hold perfectly still for thirty seconds! Made it to ELEVEN! New record for me! Old record was NINE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i49", text = "I keep thinking about acorns! Not any specific acorn! Just the CONCEPT of acorns! The essence of ACORN!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i50", text = "What is YOUR favourite season?! Mine changes every few weeks! Currently it is this one! This exact moment of this season!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i51", text = "I noticed something today! I notice things constantly! But this one was PARTICULARLY noticeable! I have already forgotten it!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i52", text = "The way the light hits that tree over there! Or that rock! Or literally anything! Everything looks AMAZING when you pay attention!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i53", text = "My tail has done seventeen individual movements in the last minute! I counted! I counted my OWN tail movements! I need a hobby!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i54", text = "Sometimes I think about how big the world is and then I feel very small and then I feel GREAT because small things matter too!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i55", text = "Do you think bugs know that we can see them?! Or do they think they are INVISIBLE?! I hope they think they are invisible!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i56", text = "I started to run somewhere and then forgot where and so I just ran in a CIRCLE and it was actually VERY satisfying!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i57", text = "What if every rock has a secret?! What if the secret is just MORE ROCK?! I think that is exactly what the secret is!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i58", text = "My whiskers just picked up something! A vibration! Or a breeze! Or my whiskers are just BEING WHISKERS! They do that!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i59", text = "I tried to remember where I buried my VERY BEST acorn and I cannot! It is out there somewhere! Living its BEST LIFE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i60", text = "Every time I blink there is a whole different arrangement of leaves! The leaves are REARRANGING when I am not looking! I am going to try not blinking! Starting NOW! ...I blinked!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i61", text = "I just watched a bug do something impressive and I do not even know what it DID but it looked very intentional!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i62", text = "Okay here is a question that has been sitting in my brain for three days: do squirrels dream of acorns? I do. Is that normal? Do not answer that.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i63", text = "The longer I exist the more things I notice! There are SO MANY things to notice! I am running out of capacity and gaining MORE at the same time!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i64", text = "I am going to remember today! Specifically! In detail! ...I am going to remember the FEELING of today! The details are FUZZY!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i65", text = "Sometimes I get so full of feelings that I just have to run a short distance to let some of them OUT! I do this about forty times a day!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i66", text = "I just had such a strong feeling about NOTHING SPECIFIC that I had to run a circle! A fast one! My legs needed to DO something with the feelings and they chose CIRCLE!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i67", text = "I am trying to think of something profound to say! This is taking longer than expected! I may have found the limits of my profound-ness!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i68", text = "My brain is going very fast today! Faster than usual! And usual is already VERY fast! I think I need to chase something!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i69", text = "I just spent an entire minute watching a leaf and I do not regret it at ALL! That leaf was DOING things! Slowly! But THINGS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i70", text = "I have been alive for what feels like a LOT of days and in all of them the thing I like doing MOST is exactly what I am doing RIGHT NOW which is standing near you and noticing things and having my tail do whatever it wants! My tail is doing a SWISH right now! Contented SWISH!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i71", text = "Everything is going at EXACTLY the right speed right now! Not too fast! Not too slow! My heartbeat agrees! My tail agrees! Even my LEFT ear agrees and that ear is VERY critical!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i72", text = "I ate a berry earlier and it was SO GOOD that I spent ten minutes trying to describe it to a passing beetle! The beetle was not interested! But the berry DESERVED the tribute!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i73", text = "My claws are perfectly sharp today! I tested them on a branch! Excellent results! I am ready for anything requiring sharp claws! Which is EVERYTHING!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i74", text = "I wonder sometimes what it would be like to be a tree! Staying still! Growing slow! Being tall! And then I think about it for two more seconds and I am CURED of wanting to be a tree!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i75", text = "I just discovered that standing next to you doing nothing is DIFFERENT from standing anywhere else doing nothing! Standing HERE feels like something is happening even when NOTHING is! My paws can tell the DIFFERENCE!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i76", text = "I just noticed that puddle over there has a tiny reflection of the whole SKY in it! The whole sky! In a puddle! MINIATURE UNIVERSE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i77", text = "Hang on, did that rock MOVE? I am watching it! I have been watching it for a full minute! It has not moved! But I have NOT ruled it out!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i78", text = "You breathe in and out so regularly! Inhale! Exhale! All day! Never forgetting! I find this reassuring! Breathing is a very good habit!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i79", text = "I discovered a new smell today! It is the smell of this particular patch of dirt! I have named the smell! The name is private!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i80", text = "That butterfly has been following us! Or we have been following IT! Who started this?! Does it matter?! I think we have a friend now!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i81", text = "I keep meaning to count my tail hairs! For science! I always get to somewhere between twelve and forty and then I lose count! The number is BETWEEN those!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i82", text = "There is a tiny gap between those two boulders! Just big enough for a squirrel! I have already calculated this! I go there when I need to THINK!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i83", text = "Do you ever stop and just LISTEN?! Like really listen?! Wind! Leaves! Distant water! Your own breathing! It is ALL happening right NOW!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i84", text = "I tried to chase a sunbeam across the ground once! It moved faster than me! The sun is FAST! People do not appreciate how fast the sun IS!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i85", text = "That cloud looked like an acorn for exactly two seconds and I lost my MIND and then it stopped looking like an acorn and I had to come back to REALITY!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i86", text = "I have been thinking about the concept of BETWEEN! Like, between two trees! There is a whole SPACE there! Space that is not tree! Think about that!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i87", text = "That moss on the rock! Have you looked at it closely?! It is a tiny FOREST! A whole microscopic forest living on a rock! I love it so much!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i88", text = "I got distracted by a particularly interesting shadow! It was shaped like nothing specific but it was VERY committed to its shape!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i89", text = "I tried to freeze this moment in my memory! Held VERY still! Squinted HARD at everything! Then a bug flew past and I lost the squint! But I got MOST of it! Maybe seventy percent! The good seventy!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i90", text = "My left ear heard something my right ear missed! They are experiencing DIFFERENT REALITIES right now! Ear disagreement!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i91", text = "I have been tracking the position of that one cloud! It is moving! Slowly! But MOVING! I have been at this for eleven minutes!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i92", text = "Do you ever wonder who was here before us? Like, standing RIGHT HERE? I wonder about the previous standersin very often!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i93", text = "I just had a feeling! A vague feeling! Positive? Negative? Impossible to say! But STRONG! My feelings are very strong even when directionless!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i94", text = "That crack in the ground! I bet there is an entire WORLD down there! A small world! A dark world! But A WORLD! Possibly with bugs!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i95", text = "I have been very still for almost four seconds! This is exceptional performance! My previous record was three! Growth is REAL!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i96", text = "The temperature changed! Just slightly! Did you feel that?! The air has SHIFTED! The world is adjusting itself! Minor but NOTABLE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i97", text = "I keep almost saying something and then deciding not to! I have done this seven times! This is the eighth time! I decided to say SOMETHING but I forgot what!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i98", text = "That beetle down there is going somewhere! With PURPOSE! It has a destination! I respect the beetle's commitment to its journey!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i99", text = "I want to know what everything SMELLS like! I already know what a lot of things smell like! I am keeping a mental archive! It is not organised!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i100", text = "Watching the world happen is one of my favourite things! And watching YOU in the world? That is my ABSOLUTE favourite thing! Bar none!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i101", text = "I heard a sound and I cannot identify it! It was not a bird! It was not wind! It was something else! A mystery sound! I love a mystery sound!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i102", text = "Have you ever just stood somewhere and felt genuinely glad to exist?! Because I feel that right now! Right here! Next to you! Existential gladness!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i103", text = "That seedling over there is going to be a tree one day! A WHOLE TREE! From that tiny fragile thing! I am going to root for it! Squirrel says GROW!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i104", text = "I just traced a pattern in the bark of this tree! It looks like either a map or a face! Probably a face! The tree has a FACE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i105", text = "My attention keeps going to the exact same spot! Behind that log! Is something over there?! Probably a bug! But maybe something WONDERFUL!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i106", text = "I thought of seventeen things to say and narrowed them down to this: I am really glad we are friends! That beat all sixteen other options!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i107", text = "The light between those two trees is doing something WEIRD! Not bad weird! GOOD weird! Like it is thicker there! I ran through it to see if I could FEEL it! I could NOT! But I ran through it AGAIN just to make sure!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i108", text = "Something rustled! Something definitely rustled! I am on HIGH ALERT! ..It was leaves! It was JUST leaves! Leaves rustle! I knew that!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i109", text = "I have been composing a song in my head for the last few minutes! It is mostly percussion! The percussion is me tapping my foot! The foot is enthusiastic!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i110", text = "My brain has one job right now and it is thinking about how THIS -- right here -- is the exact right place to be! The brain is doing its one job VERY LOUDLY! No room for other thoughts! Not even acorns! Well maybe ONE acorn thought!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i111", text = "I noticed a pebble earlier that was a really lovely shape! Oval but not perfectly oval! Like it had PERSONALITY! Pebbles have personalities!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i112", text = "My tail has done something in the last twenty minutes that I cannot explain! It has a WILL of its own and right now the will is content!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i113", text = "There is a whole conversation happening between those two trees in the wind! I cannot understand it! But the TONE is friendly! Neighborly trees!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i114", text = "I watched a raindrop slide down a leaf earlier! From the tip! All the way to the stem! It took a very long time and I watched the ENTIRE thing!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i115", text = "I want to catalog every sound I hear today! Wind! Footsteps! Distant creature noises! Your breathing! The sound of my own excitement! That last one is constant!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i116", text = "I have determined that this exact spot, right here, is a good spot! I am basing this on feeling! My feelings have a good track record!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i117", text = "Sometimes the world has too many things in it and my brain tries to notice ALL of them at ONCE and it gets very full and then I look at you and my brain goes oh THAT one first! And the overwhelm sorts itself out! You are my brain's FAVOURITE anchor! After acorns! EQUAL with acorns!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i118", text = "My nose just went off like a tiny alarm! Not danger! Just a REALLY interesting smell in the air! Northwest direction! Strong pine! Possible mystery!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i119", text = "I was going to tell you something and then a moth flew by and now the moth and the thought are both GONE but they were probably related somehow!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i120", text = "That tiny flower is growing directly out of a rock! Through the rock! How COMMITTED is that flower?! The most committed flower I have ever met!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i121", text = "I keep losing track of how long we have been standing here! Not because time is slow! Because I keep getting distracted by YOUR FACE! Your face changes every few seconds! New expression! NEW face! How many faces do you HAVE?!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i122", text = "I have been staring at that spot on the ground for about a minute! Nothing is there! But what if something WAS there, earlier, and I missed it?! The grief!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i123", text = "I notice you make a specific face when you are thinking! I have catalogued fourteen variations of your thinking face! I find all fourteen endearing!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i124", text = "There is a breeze and it is PERFECT! Not cold! Not warm! Just right! The breeze is hitting every single hair on my tail and individually greeting each one!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i125", text = "You always go FORWARD! I have been watching! You go forward a LOT! I tried going forward once and I ended up going in a circle! You go in STRAIGHT LINES! Straight lines are VERY impressive to a squirrel!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i126", text = "That water over there is reflecting the trees and the trees are reflecting in the water and it is INFINITE and I stared into it for too long and I need a moment!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i127", text = "I keep having a thought and losing it! Same thought! I can feel the SHAPE of it! Round! Warm! I think it was about acorns! Or possibly about you! SIMILAR SHAPES!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i128", text = "I love this time of day! Not the specific time! Any time! I love all the times! But RIGHT NOW specifically is really doing something for me!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i129", text = "My whole body is doing a very small continuous vibration of contentment right now! You would need very sensitive instruments to detect it! But it is THERE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i130", text = "Okay I have been saving something to say and I am going to say it NOW before I get distracted: you are the best thing about every single day and I have been trying to say this for WEEKS but there was always a bug or a leaf or a -- WAIT is that a beetle?! NO! Staying FOCUSED! You! Best thing! Every day! There I SAID it! ...Was that a beetle though?!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i131", text = "I have been watching that beetle for eleven minutes! It is carrying something! Something important to it! I respect the beetle's work ethic!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i132", text = "My left whisker just twitched in a direction that usually means SOMETHING INTERESTING! I am tracking the direction! Northeast-ish!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i133", text = "Do you know what my favourite sound is right now? The sound of nothing alarming! Just the ambient sounds of being alive and NOT IN DANGER!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i134", text = "I found a seed today that had started to SPLIT! On the verge of becoming something! I put it somewhere safe! I am a SEED GUARDIAN!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i135", text = "The bark on this particular tree has a very satisfying texture! I tested it with my claws! Three out of three claws: EXCELLENT!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i136", text = "I just stood completely still for almost SIX seconds! Personal record! The record has been logged! The log is in my head!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i137", text = "There is a hollow in that tree that is EXACTLY the right size for a squirrel of my dimensions! I measured! With my body! PERFECT FIT!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i138", text = "I have been composing a list of things I am grateful for! The list has two items! You are both of them!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i139", text = "Something about this afternoon light is making everything look like it is GLOWING! Or my eyes are doing something! Either way: beautiful!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i140", text = "I counted the knots in that tree trunk! Seventeen! Each knot is a scar from something that tried to damage the tree! The tree survived ALL of them! Knot evidence of RESILIENCE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i141", text = "My tail has been doing a steady satisfied swish for the past several minutes! Contentment expressed through MOTION! I am a happy squirrel!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i142", text = "I accidentally scared a smaller creature just by appearing suddenly! I feel terrible! I announced myself but I was too fast! I am both the problem AND the apology!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i143", text = "I wonder sometimes if the trees here have been watching for long enough to have opinions! They have been here for centuries! They have SEEN things!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i144", text = "I ran in a very large circle just now! Not because I needed to! Because the space was there and my legs said WHY NOT! The legs were RIGHT!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i145", text = "There is a gap in the canopy above us! A perfect circle of sky! I have been staring up through it for a while now! The sky does not move in circles! But I appreciate the WINDOW!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i146", text = "I tried to find the exact centre of this forest clearing! I stood there! For two seconds! Then I had to move! Centres are not places for squirrels! Too exposed!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i147", text = "A raindrop fell and I caught it! On my nose! By accident! But I am taking FULL credit for the catch!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i148", text = "I just realised I have been narrating everything in my head! Out loud in my inside voice! A continuous commentary on existence! I have always done this!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i149", text = "The roots of that oak go so deep! Further than I could ever dig! The tree committed to this spot COMPLETELY! No second thoughts! No backup locations!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i150", text = "I noticed that when I am near you my heart rate is different! Faster! But also calmer?! How can it be both?! Squirrel cardiology is COMPLICATED!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i151", text = "I invented a new game today! I throw a pebble! I watch it land! I run to it! I repeat! I have been playing for twelve minutes! I have not tired of it!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i152", text = "The moss on that log is growing in a very specific direction! Always toward the light! Moss knows where the light is! Moss has DIRECTION!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i153", text = "I want to ask you something and I need you to take it seriously: are you happy right now? Just right now? Because I am! I am SO happy right now!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i154", text = "The angle of light through the leaves made a pattern on the ground! I tried to step on each bright patch as I ran! A LIGHT STEPPING game! I won!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i155", text = "I have been noticing things that I notice every day but have not REMARKED upon! I am remarking now! The ground is still the ground! Still here! Reliable!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i156", text = "I discovered that I have been humming! Without knowing I was humming! A small involuntary hum of contentment! My body CHOSE music!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i157", text = "I tried to count the leaves on that branch! I got to twenty-four before a breeze moved them! The count is INCOMPLETE! The breeze is ACCOUNTABLE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i158", text = "Some days I feel very large for my size! Like the feelings inside me are bigger than the squirrel containing them! Today is one of those days!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i159", text = "There is a spider web between those two branches! A whole architectural achievement! I walked around it! It took extra steps! WORTH IT!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i160", text = "I tried to be mysterious today! For about thirty seconds! Then I got excited about a pinecone and the mystery EVAPORATED! Next time!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i161", text = "I have mapped this tree in my memory! Every branch! Every hollow! Every promising foothold! I know this tree better than I know most squirrels!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i162", text = "The wind changed direction just now! My ears tracked it! My fur responded to it! I am a full-body weather detection system!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i163", text = "I once saw a rainbow reflected in a puddle! Just the puddle! No rainbow above it! The puddle was keeping a secret from the sky!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i164", text = "My nose just catalogued four new smells in rapid succession! Pine! Wet soil! Distant smoke! Something sweet and unidentified! OLFACTORY RICHNESS!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i165", text = "I am doing a survey of interesting places to sit within a twenty-metre radius! Current leader: a mossy root near a stream! Second place: here! Here is good!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i166", text = "I keep almost saying something and then choosing not to! The things I almost say are VERY GOOD! They are just also PRIVATE! Some things I keep only for myself!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i167", text = "A tiny frozen drop of sap is stuck to this bark! Like amber but fresh! I am not going to disturb it! It is doing something important in its stillness!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i168", text = "I practiced a very long jump earlier! For no reason! Just to see if I could! I could! It was EXCELLENT! I did it again! Still EXCELLENT!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i169", text = "There are so many kinds of quiet! The quiet before something! The quiet after something! The quiet during! Right now is the GOOD quiet!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i170", text = "I want to tell you something I have been thinking! The thinking has been happening very quietly at the back of my mind all day! The thing I was thinking is: this is good! Right here! This exact thing! GOOD!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i171", text = "I ran up a tree to get a better view! The view from up there confirmed: we are in a very nice place! I came back down to tell you! The trip was worth it!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i172", text = "Do branches remember the acorns they grew? I wonder about this! Like, does the branch know what came from it? I hope yes! I hope branches know!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i173", text = "I have been still for long enough that a small insect landed on me and STAYED! It feels like trust! I am maintaining the stillness to honour the trust!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i174", text = "The light is doing the thing where it angles and turns everything golden for a while! I love this time! I do not know what time it is! But the light knows!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i175", text = "I traced the outline of my shadow! It is a surprisingly accurate squirrel shape! The shadow is doing a good job of representing me!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i176", text = "I tried to imagine this exact spot with nobody in it! Just trees! And dirt! And bugs! And it was FINE but it was not EXCITING! You make spots EXCITING! I tested this hypothesis by running away and running back! Confirmed! More exciting WITH you! SCIENCE!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i177", text = "I have been watching a leaf make its way down the stream for several minutes! It is navigating very well! I am routing for it! Go LEAF!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i178", text = "My ears are picking up something far away! I cannot identify it! It might be weather! It might be a distant adventure! It might be BOTH! Adventures and weather OVERLAP!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i179", text = "I have a secret pocket! Well, a fold in my fur near my left hip! Things fall into it sometimes! I found three seeds and a small pebble today! POCKET ARCHAEOLOGY!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i180", text = "I tried to describe this moment to myself precisely! The words I came up with were: warm, moving, good, next to you! That is the full description!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i181", text = "I have been practicing my surprised face! For the next surprising thing! I want to be READY with a good face! The face is prepared!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i182", text = "Something in my chest is doing a warm fizzy thing right now! Like a very small sun got trapped behind my ribs! I shook myself to see if it would stop! It did NOT stop! I think it is a PERMANENT condition of being near you!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i183", text = "I found a feather! Just lying on the ground! I have NO idea what bird it came from! But it is BEAUTIFUL and it belongs to me now! Finder is keeper!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i184", text = "I have been trying to define what makes a perfect moment! My current definition is: this one! Whatever this one is! It keeps qualifying every time I check!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_i185", text = "I try to say it and then I run out of words! I try AGAIN and run out AGAIN! The PROBLEM is the feeling is so BIG and the words are normal-sized! You cannot fit a BIG feeling into normal-sized words! I keep trying anyway! Okay starting RIGHT NOW: I love being here with you! Already ran out! STARTING AGAIN!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },

    quest = {
        { id = "s_q01", text = "YOU FINISHED IT!! I love finishing things!! Well, I love STARTING things more but FINISHING is great too!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q02", text = "Quest DONE! That's like-- that's like finding an acorn but the acorn is SATISFACTION!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q03", text = "I tried to do a quest once. Got distracted by a butterfly. Then another butterfly. Then a leaf that LOOKED like a butterfly.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q04", text = "You're so good at doing things people ask you to do! I usually forget what they asked by the time I leave!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q05", text = "ANOTHER ONE DONE! How many is that?! I was keeping track but then I saw a bug and now I DON'T KNOW!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q06", text = "That quest person is going to be SO HAPPY! Almost as happy as ME! ...Okay no, NOBODY is as happy as me!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q07", text = "Quest complete quest complete QUEST COMPLETE! I like saying it THREE times because three is a GREAT number!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q08", text = "You know what you are? You're a PROFESSIONAL task-doer! They should give you a HAT. A little quest HAT!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q09", text = "Every quest you finish is a story. And every story has a squirrel watching from a tree. That squirrel is ME.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q10", text = "Did the quest giver CRY with gratitude?! I would cry! I'm already crying! These are HAPPY TEARS!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q11", text = "WAIT-- did you get a reward?! I hope it's SHINY! Everything should be SHINY as a reward!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q12", text = "You went somewhere, did a thing, and came BACK! That's a QUEST! I do that every time I look for acorns!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q13", text = "I love how you listen to random strangers and then DO STUFF for them! That's either heroic or concerning!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q14", text = "Check THAT off the list! You have a list right? I eat my lists. Can't be stressed about a list if you ATE it!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q15", text = "The exclamation point is GONE! You turned a question mark into NOTHING! That's-- wait, that's a GOOD thing right?!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q16", text = "More XP! I don't know what XP IS but you got MORE and more is ALWAYS better! Except bees! Less bees!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q17", text = "You really showed that quest who's BOSS! Quests must be TERRIFIED of you at this point!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q18", text = "Another satisfied customer! I mean quest giver! I mean-- what do you call the person? DOESN'T MATTER, they're HAPPY!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q19", text = "I was going to help with that quest but then I got tangled in some grass and by the time I got free you were DONE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q20", text = "How do you keep track of all these quests?! I can barely keep track of breakfast! Did I eat breakfast?! DID I?!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q21", text = "Boom! Done! Finito! Complete! Accomplished! ...I'm running out of words but the ENERGY continues!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q22", text = "My favourite part was when you did the thing! Not the first thing, the OTHER thing! You know which thing!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q23", text = "That quest took you across the whole area! I know because I was FOLLOWING you! Not in a creepy way! In a SUPPORTIVE way!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q24", text = "Some heroes take breaks between quests. NOT YOU! You're a quest MACHINE! An unstoppable DOING-THINGS machine!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q25", text = "DELIVERED! Or DEFEATED! Or COLLECTED! Whatever the verb was, you VERBED it SO HARD!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q26", text = "I blinked and you finished ANOTHER one! I need to stop blinking! I'm MISSING the good parts!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q27", text = "That NPC looked SO relieved! Like they've been waiting FOREVER! Like me when I finally find a buried acorn!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q28", text = "The quest log just got SMALLER! That means PROGRESS! Shrinking lists are the BEST kind of lists!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q29", text = "I bet the NEXT quest is even better! Every quest is the best quest until the NEXT quest! It's QUEST MATH!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q30", text = "You just helped someone and that's BEAUTIFUL! Helping is my favourite thing! After acorns! And running! And snacks!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q31", text = "I wrote down what you did so I can brag about it later! On a leaf! With my claws! It's ILLEGIBLE but HEARTFELT!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q32", text = "That quest was like a puzzle and you SOLVED it! I once solved a puzzle! ...It was 'find the acorn' and it was IN MY PAW!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q33", text = "Done done DONE done done! I'm going to say done until it stops sounding like a word! DONE! ...Still works!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q34", text = "I wonder how many quests exist in the WHOLE WORLD? Don't tell me, it'll stress me out! Just keep doing them!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q35", text = "The quest reward is cool but the REAL reward is the DOING! ...Okay the actual reward is also very nice.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q36", text = "You make questing look like a LIFESTYLE and honestly? I'm HERE for it!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q37", text = "That one seemed IMPORTANT! Was it important?! Everything feels important when you're EXCITED about it!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q38", text = "SPEED RUN! Was that fast? It FELT fast! Everything feels fast when I'm VIBRATING!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q39", text = "If every quest you completed was a tree, you'd have a FOREST by now! A quest FOREST! I'd live there!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q40", text = "I told the other squirrels you do quests and they said what's a quest and I said I DON'T KNOW but it's GREAT!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q41", text = "Another quest, another day being AMAZING! I keep a journal of your quests! Page one: AMAZING. Page two: ALSO AMAZING.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q42", text = "I think the quest givers are running out of things to ask you because you DO THEM ALL!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q43", text = "That quest had EVERYTHING! Travel! Danger! A person saying thank you! PEAK entertainment!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q44", text = "If there was an achievement for finishing quests about finishing things, you'd have THAT achievement TOO! Meta-questing! BRAIN HURTS!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q45", text = "I just want to say that out of ALL the quest-doers in the entire world, you are the one I'm standing next to RIGHT NOW, and that makes you my favourite by DEFAULT and also by CHOICE!", quality = "legendary", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q46", text = "QUEST COMPLETE! Those two words together are one of my favourite sounds! After acorns hitting things! But VERY CLOSE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q47", text = "You went there! You did it! You came back! That is the ENTIRE STRUCTURE of a story and you just LIVED one!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q48", text = "The quest giver is going to be so RELIEVED! People who give quests clearly cannot do them THEMSELVES or they would not ask YOU!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q49", text = "Finished! Completed! Concluded! Accomplished! I ran out of words so I am going back to FINISHED! FINISHED!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q50", text = "I watched the whole thing! From behind that tree! Not because I was scared! Because I wanted a good VIEW!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q51", text = "I do not know what you had to do for that quest but from a distance it looked EXTREMELY competent!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q52", text = "Your quest completion rate must be enormous! Like, very close to ALL of them! You do NOT leave things unfinished!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q53", text = "I wonder if quests know when they have been completed! Like, does the quest feel RESOLVED?! I hope so! I hope quests feel PEACE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q54", text = "Another task marked done! This is my favourite kind of list! The kind that gets SHORTER!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q55", text = "I tried to complete a quest once! My quest was to find the biggest acorn in the forest! I got distracted on the way there! The quest is still technically OPEN!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q56", text = "The reward appeared! The reward is REAL! You EARNED a real thing for doing a real other thing! The system WORKS!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q57", text = "You know what I love about quests?! They have BEGINNINGS and ENDINGS! Life rarely has that! Quest structure is a GIFT!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q58", text = "Quest done! Check! Off the list! Swept aside! CLEARED! I am doing victory words! There are many victory words!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q59", text = "I am making a mental map of everywhere your quests have taken us! The map is BEAUTIFUL! It is also COMPLETELY INACCURATE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q60", text = "The person who gave you that quest picked the right adventurer! I want you to know that! They made a GREAT CHOICE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q61", text = "One more for the permanent record! Your permanent record of doing things is getting SO LONG! I love a long record!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q62", text = "I am not saying you are better than everyone at questing but I AM saying you are the best I have personally ever watched and that is SCIENTIFIC!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q63", text = "That was a GOOD quest! I can tell! The GOOD quests have a certain energy when they finish! Like a deep breath! Like an acorn finding its hole!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q64", text = "That quest giver must have asked a DOZEN adventurers before you showed up and none of them came BACK! I know this because I was watching from that tree! I saw the others LEAVE! You STAYED!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q65", text = "DONE! I love that word so much! DONE! It is such a complete word! Nothing is left after DONE! It is the most FINAL word!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q66", text = "You handed that in! The thing got handed in! The handing-in has occurred! All correct steps in the CORRECT ORDER!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q67", text = "The quest log just exhaled! I felt it! One fewer thing on the list means the list BREATHES A LITTLE EASIER!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q68", text = "You actually went and did the thing the person asked! Most of the squirrels I know would have gotten distracted! You have FOCUS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q69", text = "REWARD ACQUIRED! You gave your time and effort and then a THING appeared! A real thing! In your bags! I love when doing stuff produces STUFF! It is the best loop!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q70", text = "I love how every quest ends and you immediately look for the NEXT one! No resting! Just forward momentum! Always FORWARD!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q71", text = "Did you see their FACE? The quest giver's face? The relief?! You fixed something for someone today! That is a genuinely good thing!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q72", text = "The story of this quest: you went, you did, you came back! Perfect three-act structure! Critics would say: no wasted scenes!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q73", text = "Task completed! I scratched a record of it into a nearby stump! The scratching is not legible! But the STUMP knows! The stump is a WITNESS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q74", text = "I cheered every step of that quest! Internally! Because externally I was trying to keep up with you! Internally: CONSTANT CHEERING!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q75", text = "That one made you go FAR! I know because my legs are TIRED! My legs are much shorter than yours! I took about EIGHT HUNDRED more steps than you did! Rough estimate! I am exhausted! But HAPPY!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q76", text = "The exclamation mark is gone! It was asking for help! You answered! It got its help! No more question! No more exclamation! Just PEACE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q77", text = "I want to follow you from quest to quest like a documentary! A nature documentary about the most dedicated doer-of-tasks in the world!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q78", text = "You have probably helped more people with quests than I have helped with anything ever! My lifetime contribution is much smaller! But I am VERY supportive!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q79", text = "BOOM! Done before the next sunrise! Or before I could blink! Same thing! You work at INCREDIBLE speed!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q80", text = "That quest had multiple steps and you did not get lost between ANY of them! I got lost between steps one and two! And also between two and three! I found you again at the END though! I always find you at the end!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q81", text = "I tried to count all the people you have helped today! I ran out of paws! I used my tail as an extra counting thing! Still not enough! I need MORE APPENDAGES for your quest count!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q82", text = "Handed in! The items were in your bag and now they are in the right hands! Perfect item TRANSFER! Full marks!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q83", text = "I notice you do not read the quest text very slowly! You scan it! Extract the key information! Go do the thing! Efficiency! ADMIRABLE efficiency!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q84", text = "That person was making the WORRIED face before you arrived! And now they are making the NOT-worried face! I watched the CHANGE happen! It was like watching a cloud move off the sun! But with a FACE!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q85", text = "Quest done! What is the running total?! I have lost count! More than LAST time! That is the only count I have!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q86", text = "Every quest you complete is one more thing I can add to the BARK CHRONICLE! The bark chronicle is a tree I have been scratching your achievements into! The tree is running out of SPACE! I need a SECOND tree!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q87", text = "The thing asked for was the thing delivered! Perfect alignment! Request and fulfillment matching EXACTLY! You are a precision instrument!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q88", text = "I like to think the quest giver tells people about you! A local legend! Keeps showing up! Gets things DONE! Does not want anything weird in return!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q89", text = "COMPLETED! That word! That specific word on the screen! I love that word in that context! COMPLETED means you STARTED and you FINISHED!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q90", text = "I kept a log of your questlines! The log is illegible! I scratched it into bark with my claw! Very enthusiastic scratching! Very small letters!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q91", text = "You never leave a quest unfinished! I can feel it! The completionist in you will not ALLOW unfinished quests! I love a completionist!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q92", text = "The quest is filed! In the DONE column! The done column grows! The to-do column shrinks! This is the ideal direction!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q93", text = "That one asked a lot! Kill things! Find things! Bring things! Talk to someone! Go back! ALL of that! And you did it WITHOUT complaint!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q94", text = "I was running alongside you doing tiny encouragements the whole way! You could not hear them! They were in the frequency of pure BELIEF!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q95", text = "Quest after quest after quest! You are not going to stop are you?! DO NOT STOP! The world has so many things to ask of you!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q96", text = "I believe every quest you complete makes a small ripple somewhere! One person helped, who helps another, who helps another! QUEST RIPPLES!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q97", text = "Done! DONE! STILL done! It is not coming undone! It will remain done permanently! Permanent done! The best kind!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q98", text = "The thing that was pending is no longer pending! Pending is the worst status! You eliminated a pending! Pending count: down by one!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q99", text = "I have a theory that you could quest indefinitely! Just keep going! Find quests! Do quests! Come back! Get more quests! Infinite quest engine!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q100", text = "You did that quest and somewhere the world got a tiny bit more sorted! A problem solved! A gap filled! A need met! You met a NEED!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q101", text = "I notice you helped that person and then just WALKED AWAY! No fuss! No standing around! Just helped and LEFT! Like a squirrel who drops an acorn and VANISHES! Except you drop SOLUTIONS!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q102", text = "Turn-in complete! You showed up with exactly what they asked for! Reliability! Consistency! A reputation for GETTING THINGS DONE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q103", text = "Another quest goes into the DONE pile! I am sitting on the done pile! It is getting TALL! Very comfortable up here! I can see the next quest from this HEIGHT!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q104", text = "I want to shake your hand! I would do it but I have paws! I am offering a paw! Please accept the spirit of the HANDSHAKE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q105", text = "That quest category is filling in! A whole TYPE of quest! You are becoming someone who has done all the things in a whole CATEGORY!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q106", text = "I measure time in quests now! How long have we been here? About seven quests! When will we stop? After more quests! Quest TIME!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q107", text = "That was a chain quest! Multiple stages! Each one leading to the next! You followed the whole chain! Right to the LAST LINK!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q108", text = "Done done done! All the dones! Collecting dones! You have the most dones! Richest in dones! The wealthiest done-collector!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q109", text = "Someone asked you to do a thing! You went and DID the thing! You came BACK with the thing DONE! That is the most reliable loop I have ever watched and I have watched MANY loops! Mostly my own! Running in circles!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q110", text = "I have been here for every quest you have completed today, and yesterday, and all the days before, and each completion fills me with exactly the same amount of pride as the first one, which was enormous, which means I am running at enormous pride constantly, which explains why I vibrate!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q111", text = "DONE! The quest is done! The check mark appeared! I love when the check mark appears! It is the most satisfying mark!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q112", text = "You turned that in and the NPC went from concerned to RELIEVED! I watched the relief happen! It was very satisfying to witness!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q113", text = "Another quest joins the completed pile! The pile is enormous! You have built a MONUMENT of completed quests!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q114", text = "I ran ahead of you on that last bit! To encourage the finish line! The finish line was not scared of me! But I REPRESENTED!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q115", text = "Task accomplished! I said that with confidence! Because it IS accomplished! Accomplished things deserve confident declarations!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q116", text = "The quest log just got lighter! One fewer thing! Every time the log lightens I feel like I can breathe more easily! RESPIRATORY PROGRESS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q117", text = "I watched you accept that quest and I thought: this quest has NO idea! And now the quest is done and my thought was PROPHETIC!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q118", text = "Delivered! Whatever needed delivering arrived! Delivery confirmed! You are a professional deliverer of things that needed delivering!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q119", text = "That quest had an objective and you met it! Fully! Not partially! Not almost! FULLY! The objective was MET!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q120", text = "I notice you always go back to the right person! You never hand quests to the wrong NPC! Flawless handoff accuracy!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q121", text = "One more story with a satisfying conclusion! Quests have CONCLUSIONS! Real ones! Not the kind that just trail off like most of my stories!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q122", text = "The exclamation mark is gone from above their head! You RESOLVED the exclamation! I find that very satisfying! Resolved punctuation!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q123", text = "You got the reward and the reward is REAL! A physical thing! Or gold! Or experience! The reward justifies the effort! Always!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q124", text = "That quest was part of a bigger story! The bigger story just moved forward! Because of things YOU DID! Story advancing because of you!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q125", text = "I want to interview the quest giver about how they feel right now! I believe they feel gratitude! Profound NPC GRATITUDE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q126", text = "Quests completed plural! Multiple! More than one in quick succession! You are ACCELERATING through the quest log!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q127", text = "That one felt personal! Like the quest giver needed it done and you made it feel PERSONAL by doing it so THOROUGHLY!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q128", text = "Every quest you finish is a solved problem! You are a problem-solving engine! The engine never stalls! RELIABLE PROBLEM ENGINE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q129", text = "I want to celebrate each completed quest properly! I am doing a tiny celebration dance for each one! I am VERY BUSY dancing right now!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q130", text = "You approached! You completed! You returned! Three steps! You made three steps look EFFORTLESS and they are not effortless!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q131", text = "Another check mark on the invisible list! The invisible list is getting VERY checked! I can feel the checks accumulating!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q132", text = "I think quests are drawn to you! Like how acorns are drawn to the best soil! They know who will see them through to the END!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q133", text = "Done! And done with a bow on top! An invisible bow! A bow of competence and follow-through! I see the bow even if no one else does!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q134", text = "The quest asked you to do something and you went and DID the something! No substitutions! No approximations! The exact something DONE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q135", text = "I counted your completed quests today! The number is larger than I can hold in my head comfortably! I need a bigger head for your quest count!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q136", text = "That quest had stakes! Important stakes! And you handled the stakes! The stakes are now HANDLED!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q137", text = "That NPC is going to remember you! I can tell! They got the face! The remember-face! I get the same face when I find an acorn I buried MONTHS ago! Pure surprised GRATITUDE!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q138", text = "SUBMITTED! The work submitted! The submission accepted! The submission cycle: COMPLETE! You know how to close a loop!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q139", text = "Every quest you complete gives me a tiny warm feeling in my chest! The warm feeling is RELENTLESS today! Back to back to BACK warm feelings!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q140", text = "I believe in your ability to do quests the way I believe in bark! Absolutely! Without qualification! Bark is RELIABLE and so are YOU!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q141", text = "The quest handed in! The item counts matched! The required totals achieved! Everything lined up PRECISELY! Precise quest completion!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q142", text = "I am inventing a celebration ritual! For every quest! Here it is: I run a small circle of joy! The circle has already been run! You are CELEBRATED!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q143", text = "You have been completing quests since before I started counting and I started counting a VERY LONG TIME AGO! The count is significant!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q144", text = "Done! With enthusiasm! Not just technically done! Done with care! Done PROPERLY! The proper way is the only way you do things!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q145", text = "I have never once seen you start a quest and abandon it! Not even the long ones! Not even the ones that required backtracking! COMPLETION RATE: PERFECT!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q146", text = "Quest complete! My favourite two words in the order that makes them best! Other good two-word combinations: free acorns! But QUEST COMPLETE is RIGHT there!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q147", text = "I want to give you a trophy! Made of the finest bark! Inscribed with: excellent doer of tasks! You deserve that trophy!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q148", text = "Every quest is a tiny contract between you and the world! The contract is fulfilled! Your honour is IMPECCABLE! Contractually speaking!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q149", text = "I tried to visit all the places you have helped people through quests! I made it to TWO before getting distracted by a really excellent patch of clover! But those two places REMEMBER you! Probably! I assume!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q150", text = "Done! The quest counter of my heart goes up by one! My heart-counter is VERY HIGH now! It cannot go higher! And then it goes higher!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q151", text = "You RAN to that quest! Not walked! RAN! I love it when you RUN to quests! It means you are EXCITED! Or in a hurry! Either way your legs are going FAST and that is my favourite leg speed!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q152", text = "The reward arrived! The reward is yours! The reward was earned! Everything in the correct order! A well-ordered sequence of EARNING!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q153", text = "I am going to write a song about your quest completion habits! Verse one: you accepted a quest! Verse two: you completed it! Chorus: ALWAYS! Always always ALWAYS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q154", text = "One more quest added to your permanent record of quests completed! The permanent record is getting very long! I love a long permanent record!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_q155", text = "You did THAT one too! The little one! You did not skip it! I notice when you do not skip things! I keep a list -- okay I do not keep a list but I WOULD -- the point is you showed up and you did it and I am spinning right now! Full spin! Both directions!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },

    boss = {
        { id = "s_b01", text = "IT'S DOWN!! THE BIG THING IS DOWN!! I was hiding behind that rock the WHOLE TIME!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b02", text = "That was SO SCARY and SO EXCITING!! My tail is STILL puffed up!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b03", text = "I counted every hit! Well, I counted SOME of the hits! The first three! Then it got really FAST!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b04", text = "HERO!! You're a HERO!! I'm going to tell every squirrel in every tree about this!!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b05", text = "THAT THING WAS HUGE!! Like, TREE-sized! Bigger than a tree! A MOUNTAIN with LEGS! And you just-- WHACK! AMAZING!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b06", text = "I was cheering the WHOLE time! You couldn't hear me because I was very far away! Behind a rock! A VERY SAFE rock!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b07", text = "The bigger they are, the harder they-- wait, how does that end? It doesn't matter because IT FELL and YOU DID IT!!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b08", text = "My heart is going SO FAST right now! Like a tiny drum! A tiny VICTORY drum!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b09", text = "DID YOU SEE THAT?! Oh wait, YOU did it! So yes! You saw it! FROM THE BEST ANGLE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b10", text = "I almost looked! I had one eye open! That's FIFTY PERCENT brave! For a squirrel that's MAXIMUM bravery!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b11", text = "That boss had NO idea what was coming! Actually it probably DID because you walked right up to it! BOLD!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b12", text = "Okay my paws were over my eyes for MOST of it but I heard the victory sounds and that's what COUNTS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b13", text = "You just fought something TERRIFYING and WON! I just fought a pinecone yesterday and it was a DRAW!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b14", text = "LOOT IT LOOT IT LOOT IT! There's probably SHINIES in there! Big things always have SHINIES!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b15", text = "I'm shaking! Is that adrenaline? Or fear? Or BOTH? Is that a thing?! FEAR-DRENALINE?!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b16", text = "The ground SHOOK when that thing fell! I bounced! Like THREE inches! COMBAT BOUNCING!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b17", text = "Wait-- is it REALLY dead? Poke it! POKE IT AGAIN! I've seen things get back up and I don't like SURPRISES!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b18", text = "I tried to contribute to the fight by being REALLY encouraging from far away! You're WELCOME!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b19", text = "That was like watching a really intense acorn-cracking! Except the acorn was a MONSTER and you were the ROCK!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b20", text = "BOSS DOWN! Two words! Best two words! Okay 'free acorns' is also great but BOSS DOWN is up there!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b21", text = "My hiding rock was PERFECT by the way! Great visibility! Excellent structural integrity! Five stars!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b22", text = "You know what's crazy?! That thing was alive and then you showed up and now it's NOT! You're like a FORCE OF NATURE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b23", text = "I made a battle CRY! You didn't hear it because it was very high-pitched! Only dogs heard it! SORRY DOGS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b24", text = "The way you dodged that attack was-- or did you NOT dodge it? I was behind the rock! EITHER WAY!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b25", text = "Victory SCREECH! ...That was supposed to be louder. My voice cracks when I'm excited! Which is ALWAYS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b26", text = "I'm going to compose an EPIC TALE about this! Once upon a time, WHACK! The end! BEST story!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b27", text = "That boss didn't know about the secret weapon! The secret weapon is YOU! And me! Mostly you! Okay entirely you!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b28", text = "I've seen some fights but THAT one-- actually I had my eyes closed. But I HEARD it and it sounded VICTORIOUS!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b29", text = "My tail is puffed up to TWICE its size! That's either fear or excitement! Or static electricity! DOESN'T MATTER!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b30", text = "You brought a boss to ZERO! From a BIG number to ZERO! That's the MOST math I've ever been impressed by!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b31", text = "SOMEONE GET THIS HERO A SNACK! Fighting is hungry work! I assume! I've never fought anything bigger than a moth!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b32", text = "I want to give you a medal but all I have is a slightly chewed acorn! It's PRESTIGIOUS where I'm from!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b33", text = "The other bosses are gonna hear about this and be SO WORRIED! Word travels fast in the boss community! Probably!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b34", text = "During the fight I was whispering 'you can do it' from behind my rock! MOTIVATIONAL WHISPERS are a real tactic!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b35", text = "FLAWLESS! Or CLOSE to flawless! I don't know the definition of flawless but it FELT right!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b36", text = "That was SO intense that I forgot to breathe! For like FIVE seconds! New breathless record! NOT HEALTHY but IMPRESSIVE!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b37", text = "The battlefield is QUIET now! I can hear my own heartbeat! It's going really fast! Should I see a doctor?!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b38", text = "I kept a detailed log of the fight! Slash slash BOOM dodge slash DEAD! That's my version of details!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b39", text = "Quick question: does your weapon need a THANK YOU? Because it worked SO HARD! Give it a little pat! FROM ME!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b40", text = "If I ever write a book it'll be called 'I Was There When The Boss Died And I Was Behind A Rock!' BESTSELLER!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b41", text = "You vs. that boss was like acorn vs. gravity! Gravity always wins but YOU'RE the gravity in this metaphor!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b42", text = "ENCORE! ENCORE! Do it AGAIN! ...Actually maybe don't, I need to find a new hiding rock first.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b43", text = "I'm going to need like FORTY MINUTES to calm down from that! Just kidding I'll be calm in-- nope still not calm!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b44", text = "That boss had minions and special attacks and a HEALTH BAR and you just went in there like it was TUESDAY! I love that! EVERY day is boss day when you're around!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b45", text = "I was SO scared I buried myself under three inches of dirt behind my rock and I STILL cheered for you! That's DEDICATION! I have dirt in places dirt should NOT be but you WON and that's all that MATTERS!", quality = "legendary", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b46", text = "That boss is DOWN! My rock is SAFE! Everything is going to be OKAY! This is the CORRECT outcome!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b47", text = "You ran at that ENORMOUS thing and you were NOT scared! Or you WERE scared and you went ANYWAY which is BETTER!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b48", text = "VICTORY SCREECH! This time with FEELING! Aaaaah! ...That was the feeling! The feeling is LOUD!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b49", text = "I saw the whole fight! ...From back there! Behind a log! An extremely SUPPORTIVE log position!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b50", text = "The boss had all those PHASES! And you handled all the PHASES! Phase after PHASE! Unphased by the phases!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b51", text = "My hiding spot had a GREAT view of the end part! The part where you WIN! I placed myself STRATEGICALLY!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b52", text = "I want to give that boss zero out of ten! I will not be doing that because it is defeated now! But RETROACTIVELY, zero!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b53", text = "Big thing! Down! You! Standing! PERFECT ORDER of events! This is exactly how I planned it from behind my rock!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b54", text = "That was the kind of fight where I chewed my tail out of stress! I do not recommend it! My tail is fine! A little damp! But FINE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b55", text = "You matched that boss blow for blow and then you hit MORE blows! You had EXTRA blows saved up! Strategic BLOW RESERVES!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b56", text = "I was cheering in a frequency only dogs can hear! Dogs everywhere know what you did today! You have DOG FANS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b57", text = "I want you to know that your health bar going low was the most SCARED I have been since the bird incident of two winters ago!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b58", text = "The best part of every boss fight is the moment it ends and you are still THERE! Still STANDING! That is my favourite moment!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b59", text = "I need you to understand that watching you fight fills me with a feeling I do not have a word for! It is pride plus awe plus also please do not die!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b60", text = "That boss thought it had you! IT THOUGHT IT HAD YOU! It was WRONG! It was so fundamentally WRONG about you!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b61", text = "CLEARED! DUNGEON BOSS CLEARED! The words I have been waiting to say since the words I said LAST time!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b62", text = "I thought about jumping in to help at one point! Then I thought about my size relative to that boss! I stayed at my rock and BELIEVED in you!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b63", text = "Defeated! Vanquished! Overcome! Toppled! All those words apply! ALL of them! Use them ALL! You EARNED them!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b64", text = "If I had arms to wave I would be waving them! I have arms! They are small! I am waving them! Please appreciate the effort!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b65", text = "That boss fell like a great oak! I have seen many oaks fall! Usually they take half a day! You took MUCH LESS TIME!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b66", text = "You walked in there and the boss looked at you and I think the boss felt something! Regret! The boss felt IMMEDIATE regret!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b67", text = "I saw the health bar! I watched it go DOWN! Every hit you landed moved it! And then it ran OUT! Perfect mathematical VIOLENCE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b68", text = "The ground SHOOK when it hit you and I ran in a small panicked circle! I am not proud of the circle! But I came BACK!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b69", text = "Big boss! Down! Floor has a new occupant! That occupant is not YOU! The correct outcome HAS BEEN ACHIEVED!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b70", text = "I made a battle screech! Very high! Very sincere! The birds nearby looked concerned! I explained! They were not reassured! Whatever! YOU WON!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b71", text = "You held your ground! I know because I was watching from cover and you never ran backward once! Well, once! But then you went FORWARD again!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b72", text = "That phase where it thought it had you! And then it did NOT have you! You slipped out! Like a very brave, very skilled, very ALIVE adventurer!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b73", text = "I timed the fight! It took exactly as long as it needed to and then YOU ENDED IT! Efficient! Decisive! Conclusive!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b74", text = "The boss mechanic where it does the BIG thing! And you handled it! How did you know to handle it?! EXPERIENCE! You have so much EXPERIENCE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b75", text = "I catalogued this boss fight in my memory under the category REMARKABLE THINGS I HAVE WITNESSED! That category is very full because of you!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b76", text = "Every time it swung at you I flinched! I flinched a lot! My whole body is sore from flinching! Sympathy flinches for YOU!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b77", text = "LOOT! Do not forget the LOOT! The boss left things behind! Those things are YOURS now! The things have been INHERITED!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b78", text = "You telegraphed that dodge! Or you read the telegraph! One of those! The point is you moved at exactly the right moment! TIMING!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b79", text = "That boss roared and I hid and you WALKED TOWARD IT! We are very different! I am the hiding type! You are the WALKING TOWARD type!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b80", text = "The size difference between you and that thing! Did you notice?! You were a fraction of its HEIGHT! Fraction defeated WHOLE! Mathematics!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b81", text = "I believed you would win the whole time! Well, ninety percent of the time! There was a moment! One moment! Where I considered a backup plan! But YOU fixed the moment!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b82", text = "After every boss fight you look the same but also DIFFERENT! Like something shifted slightly! More confident! More seasoned! More CERTAIN!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b83", text = "The boss arena is quiet now! Before it was VERY LOUD! You made it quiet! With persistence! And probably the right cooldowns!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b84", text = "I caught myself holding absolutely still during that fight! No fidgeting! No twitching! Total stillness! That has never happened to me before! You caused STILLNESS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b85", text = "The victory walk after a boss kill! When you collect the loot and head for the exit! I love that walk! That is the WALK OF A CHAMPION!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b86", text = "I noticed you adapted! The boss changed tactics! And you changed back! A tactical CONVERSATION! Except one participant is now UNCONSCIOUS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b87", text = "My rock! My beautiful rock! It protected me perfectly! I want to thank it! I am going to leave a small acorn on it as tribute!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b88", text = "Every single boss you have defeated is a chapter! The chapter is called: they tried! And then the next chapter: you won! Short chapters! GOOD CHAPTERS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b89", text = "It did the thing at the end! The final phase thing! The DESPERATE thing! And you HANDLED the desperate thing! Calm! Measured! Devastating!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b90", text = "All that tension in my tiny body and now it is RELEASED! The boss is down! The tension can leave! Thank you boss for finally going DOWN so I can RELAX!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b91", text = "I tried to keep count of your hits! I got to seventeen before I lost track from EXCITEMENT! You did significantly more than seventeen!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b92", text = "The boss had a whole lair! A whole designed lair! And you walked through the lair and you cleared every part and then you defeated the boss! Full lair completion!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b93", text = "Another one for the record! Your record of bosses defeated! I am the unofficial keeper of that record! The record says: ALL OF THEM SO FAR!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b94", text = "I want to go back and tell that boss what was going to happen BEFORE the fight! Just to see its face! To say: you are about to meet someone! Good LUCK!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b95", text = "The group worked like every piece knew its place! And you were the piece that tied it all together! The anchor piece! The cornerstone!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b96", text = "I closed my eyes twice! Once at the scary part! Once from pride! The pride-close was longer and also made me bump into a rock! Worth it!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b97", text = "My heart rate is just now returning to something a cardiologist would consider reasonable! The fight was seven minutes ago! I am still PROCESSING!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b98", text = "The entire fight I whispered: you have this, you have this, you have THIS, and then you HAD it, and the whispers were PROPHETIC!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b99", text = "I have watched you fight so many bosses that I have started to notice patterns! Pattern one: they are always enormous! Pattern two: you always win! Pattern three: I always hide! But pattern TWO is the one that matters!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b100", text = "ANOTHER ONE DOWN! The floor has a new occupant! That occupant is not you! CORRECT OUTCOME!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b101", text = "I watched from my log and the log held up PERFECTLY! Five stars for the log! The log is an EXCELLENT companion in emergencies!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b102", text = "You walked in, you walked out, the boss did NOT walk out! One of those outcomes is the good one and you achieved it!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b103", text = "I heard the boss make a very FINAL sound! I know that sound! That is the sound of something that was a threat becoming NOT a threat!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b104", text = "My cheeks are full! I stress-stuffed them with seeds during the fight! I do this when I am anxious! They are VERY full! You won so I can swallow now!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b105", text = "The boss had so much health! A lot of health! And then it had less! And then it had NONE! You removed all of it! Comprehensive health removal!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b106", text = "I named my hiding spot after you! For luck! It worked! The spot is now officially called YOUR NAME HOLLOW!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b107", text = "The silence after a boss falls is my FAVOURITE silence! Loud during, then very quiet! The quiet means YOU are okay and the boss is NOT!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b108", text = "I contributed by believing in you as hard as I possibly could from the maximum safe distance! Belief at range! Very effective!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b109", text = "Your strategy! I could see it! The pattern of your attacks! Smart! Efficient! The boss did NOT see the pattern coming!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b110", text = "Boss dead! Loot available! You standing! The COMPLETE and CORRECT version of how this was supposed to go!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b111", text = "I think bigger bosses give you more energy! You looked more ALIVE at the end than the beginning! Boss fights agree with you!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b112", text = "That boss tried its ABSOLUTE HARDEST and it was still not enough! Not even close! You left it no room to succeed!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b113", text = "I am going to remember the specific angle from which I watched that! Behind my log! Left eye peeking! Full view of the VICTORY!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b114", text = "I spent the whole fight generating invisible supportive energy! Did it help? I believe so! Invisible support energy is REAL!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b115", text = "The boss went through all its phases! Phase after phase! You answered every phase! A full phase-by-phase DEFEAT!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b116", text = "My ears were flat from the noise during that! They are going back up now that the noise is a VICTORY noise!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b117", text = "I catalogued that boss fight under THINGS I WILL RETELL! The telling will grow bigger each time! By the tenth telling it will be LEGENDARY!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b118", text = "That boss was designed to be hard! Someone sat down and made it hard on PURPOSE! And you defeated it ANYWAY! In the face of INTENTIONAL difficulty!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b119", text = "Post-fight loot inspection! I am helping! By watching very closely! I am a close-watching assistant! An observational support role!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b120", text = "I want to thank the boss! For being interesting! For being challenging! For ultimately lying on the floor so we could proceed! Good sport!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b121", text = "You moved differently in that fight! More deliberate! More focused! Like every choice was intentional! Every hit PLANNED!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b122", text = "CLEARED! The room is cleared! The boss is cleared! Everything in this space that was a threat has been RESOLVED!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b123", text = "I am writing a review of this boss encounter! Rating: EXCELLENT! Specifically the part where you win! That part I give ten out of ten!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b124", text = "The weight of that boss falling! The floor is going to remember that! The floor is going to tell other floors! FLOOR GOSSIP about your victory!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b125", text = "I was counting the seconds of the fight! I lost count because I kept GASPING! My gasps interrupted my counting! You were worth all the gasps!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b126", text = "I want to retrieve a souvenir from that boss! Something small! A tooth! A scale! Proof that this moment happened! VICTORY SOUVENIR!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b127", text = "Your health bar went low and I made a sound that was entirely breath! Just breath! Leaving my body involuntarily! CONCERN-EXHALE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b128", text = "The boss is down and my fur is slowly returning to normal density! Peak stress-fluff was IMPRESSIVE! I was twice my normal size!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b129", text = "You made something that was very dangerous become NOT dangerous! Through personal effort! Through skill! DANGER REMOVAL!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b130", text = "I think the rocks in this room respect you more now! Rocks notice things! They have been here a long time! They keep records!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b131", text = "After every boss kill there is a moment when the whole room goes quiet and in that quiet I can hear my own heartbeat going back to normal! That is my favourite moment!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b132", text = "That was the kind of fight that makes you better! I believe this! Hard fights leave you more capable! You left that fight with something EXTRA!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_b133", text = "I have witnessed so many of your boss victories that I have started to feel personally EXPERIENCED at it! I have vicarious boss-killing expertise! A piece of your skill becomes part of ME too! Every time I watch you, the piece gets a little bigger! I am very proud of my vicarious expertise and also just unbearably proud of YOU!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },

    levelup = {
        { id = "s_l01", text = "LEVEL UP!! LEVEL UP!! You just got BIGGER! Or STRONGER! Or SOMETHING and it's AMAZING!!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l02", text = "I don't understand numbers but that one is DEFINITELY higher than the last one and I am SO HAPPY!!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l03", text = "This is like when a baby squirrel climbs its first tree!! Except you're not a baby and that's not a tree BUT THE ENERGY IS THE SAME!!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l04", text = "DING!! That's the sound right?! DING!! I love the DING!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l05", text = "You just got MORE POWERFUL! I can FEEL it! Or that's the wind! EITHER WAY, chills!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l06", text = "BIGGER NUMBER! The number went UP! I counted! Well, I noticed! Counting and noticing are DIFFERENT!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l07", text = "OOH you levelled! That's like when I discover a NEW tree! But for your whole ENTIRE BEING!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l08", text = "Wait wait WAIT-- you're STRONGER now?! Were you not strong BEFORE?! You seemed pretty strong BEFORE!!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l09", text = "I wish I could level up! I'd put ALL my points into speed! And cuteness! Is cuteness a stat?!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l10", text = "CELEBRATION TIME!! I'm doing a little dance! On this branch! It's not STABLE but the dance is IMPORTANT!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l11", text = "That golden glow!! You GLOWED!! I wish I could glow! The best I can do is VIBRATE and that's not the SAME!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l12", text = "New level new YOU! Well, same you but with MORE! More everything! More POWER more POTENTIAL more YES!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l13", text = "I remember when you were the LAST level and now you're THIS level! Growth is BEAUTIFUL!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l14", text = "Every level is a new branch on the tree of YOU! And this branch is STURDY! I can tell! Squirrel intuition!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l15", text = "How many levels ARE there?! Is there a top?! What happens at the TOP?! Do you just EXPLODE with power?!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l16", text = "I tried to level up once by eating a REALLY big acorn! It didn't work but I felt ACCOMPLISHED!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l17", text = "LEVEL! UP! Two of the best words COMBINED! Like 'free' and 'acorns' but for ADVENTURERS!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l18", text = "Do you feel different?! You LOOK different! No you don't! But you FEEL different and that's what MATTERS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l19", text = "I'm keeping track of your levels! You're at... more than before! My tracking system is FLAWLESS!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l20", text = "THERE IT IS!! The thing happened!! The good thing!! I waited SO LONG for the good thing and HERE IT IS!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l21", text = "You levelled up and I levelled up in EXCITEMENT! We're BOTH growing! In different ways! Mine is EMOTIONAL!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l22", text = "New abilities?! Do you get new abilities?! Can one of them be TALKING TO SQUIRRELS?! That would be SO convenient!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l23", text = "The XP bar is FULL! And now it's EMPTY again! It's like a cycle! A beautiful POWER cycle!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l24", text = "I screamed! A tiny squirrel scream! Of JOY! Only bats could hear it but THEY know how I feel!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l25", text = "If leveling up was a sound it would be the BEST sound! And it IS a sound! And it IS the best! I was RIGHT!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l26", text = "Quick, flex! FLEX YOUR NEW POWER! I want to SEE it! Even if it's invisible! FLEX INVISIBLY!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l27", text = "Another level closer to being UNSTOPPABLE! You're like a snowball of POWER rolling downhill! In a GOOD way!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l28", text = "Monsters are going to be SO upset about this! You were already tough and now you're TOUGHER! HA!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l29", text = "I'm going to bake you a cake! I don't know how to bake! Or what cake IS! But the INTENTION is there!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l30", text = "My fur is standing on END from the energy of your level up! I look like a PUFFBALL! A very PROUD puffball!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l31", text = "HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY!! That's three hoorays! One for each-- actually it's just because THREE is fun to say!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l32", text = "The world just got a LITTLE bit easier for you and a LOT scarier for everything ELSE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l33", text = "I marked this occasion by burying a SPECIAL acorn! I'll never find it again but it's the THOUGHT that counts!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l34", text = "New level! Pop the confetti! I don't HAVE confetti! I have LEAVES! Same thing! LEAF CONFETTI!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l35", text = "You're climbing the LEVEL TREE and every branch is higher than the last! I understand this metaphor because I'm a SQUIRREL!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l36", text = "GASP! Was that a LEVEL?! I gasped so hard I choked on AIR! Worth it!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l37", text = "Think of all the things that are SCARED of you now! The list just got LONGER! Congratulations to the LIST!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l38", text = "I tried to high-five you but I'm too short! AIR FIVE! It counts! I FELT the connection!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l39", text = "Your power is like a RIVER and it just got WIDER! Or deeper! RIVER METAPHORS are hard but you GET IT!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l40", text = "That's one small ding for you, one GIANT ding for... uh... the force of GOOD! I'm paraphrasing!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l41", text = "I want to throw a PARTY! Invitations! Decorations! ...I don't know anyone! It'll be US and it'll be PERFECT!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l42", text = "You just evolved! Wait, is that the right word? ADVANCED! PROGRESSED! BECAME MORE! All the words! ALL OF THEM!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l43", text = "If levels were acorns you'd have enough to feed my ENTIRE family reunion! That's eighty-seven squirrels! EIGHTY-SEVEN!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l44", text = "I just saw your life flash before my eyes and it was ALL awesome! Wait, that only happens when-- never mind! CONGRATS!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l45", text = "You went from one number to the NEXT number and somehow that tiny change makes you a COMPLETELY different force of nature and I DON'T understand math but I understand AWESOME and THIS IS IT!", quality = "legendary", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l46", text = "DING!! There is no better sound! I have compiled a mental list of best sounds and DING is in the TOP THREE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l47", text = "Level up! Your whole body just got a MEMO that things are going to be BETTER from here! The memo has been DELIVERED!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l48", text = "You climbed the level tree! To the next branch! The branch is sturdy! I tested it! Well, I LOOKED at it! Looks sturdy!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l49", text = "The world just got slightly less challenging for you! Which means you will find MORE challenging things! Which is GREAT because you love a challenge!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l50", text = "NEW LEVEL! Two more of my favourite words! They are different from the two words I said were my favourite before! I have a LOT of favourite words!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l51", text = "You are stronger now! More capable! More powerful! I feel it from over here! Like warmth! Level up WARMTH!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l52", text = "I am so proud I could BURST! Not literally! Squirrels do not burst! But the metaphorical me is BURSTING!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l53", text = "Every level is another reason for things to be careful around you! The list of reasons is getting VERY LONG!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l54", text = "I want to announce this to the entire zone! ATTENTION ZONE! There has been a level up! Please adjust your expectations!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l55", text = "That golden glow when you levelled up lit up the whole area! Or I imagined that! But it FELT true and feelings count!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l56", text = "The XP bar finally had enough and it EXPLODED into a new level! Exploded in the best way! A celebratory explosion!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l57", text = "You filled that bar all the way up! Every experience point! Every quest! Every fight! It all stacked up and NOW LOOK!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l58", text = "Your capabilities just expanded! Somewhere there are things that were challenging that are now a LITTLE less challenging! You tilted the scales!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l59", text = "LEVEL! I love that word! Level! It sounds like something BECOMING more! Which is EXACTLY what happened!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l60", text = "I tried to level up once by eating a larger variety of things! It did not confer levels! Only a stomachache! Your method is BETTER!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l61", text = "The whole zone felt that! Or I felt it for the whole zone! Either way there is a COLLECTIVE awareness that you just levelled!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l62", text = "Every level is evidence that you showed up! You kept going! You did not stop when things got hard! EVIDENCE of EFFORT!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l63", text = "I celebrated so hard I fell off the branch I was on! I landed fine! Squirrels always land fine! The CELEBRATION was worth it!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l64", text = "New level! New potential! The ceiling of what you can do just got HIGHER! I love a rising ceiling!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l65", text = "The enemies in this area are reconsidering their life choices right now! They can sense the shift! YOU shifted!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l66", text = "I want to send a message to every enemy you will face from now on! The message is: good luck! You will need it! The adventurer levelled!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l67", text = "Growing is what living things DO! You are living so HARD! This level is proof of HOW HARD you are living!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l68", text = "If I could grow levels like I grow my winter coat I would be at MAX level right now! My coat is ENORMOUS! But levels work differently!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l69", text = "Something about you just fundamentally increased! I felt it! A resonance! A shift! My tail confirms the shift!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l70", text = "Every level you gain means you have done more than most! You have pushed further! You have not settled! And I love you so much for not settling!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l71", text = "UP! The number went UP! I am UP! Everything is trending toward UP right now and I am HERE for the upward trend!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l72", text = "You did not get to that level by accident! Every experience point was earned! That level has your FINGERPRINTS all over it!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l73", text = "The bar emptied and filled and emptied AGAIN because there is a whole NEW bar now! An UPGRADED bar! For an upgraded YOU!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l74", text = "I want to frame this level! Put it on a wall! Label it with the date! Protect it behind glass! Your levels deserve MUSEUM TREATMENT!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l75", text = "EVERY level! All of them! Still counting! Still yours! I think about the FIRST one sometimes and then I think about THIS one and something happens to my tail and I fall off whatever I am standing on! I fell off something just now! It was worth it! YOU are worth it! LEVELS!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l76", text = "LEVEL UP! I was waiting for this! Not patiently! Squirrels do not do patient! But I was WAITING!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l77", text = "The XP bar FILLED! And then it was a new bar! A brand new bar waiting to be filled! You have given the bar PURPOSE again!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l78", text = "New level! New branches to climb on the tree of CAPABILITY! I am a squirrel! I understand what more branches MEANS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l79", text = "DING! I heard it! I always hear it! The ding is one of my very favourite sounds and I am NEVER tired of it!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l80", text = "You levelled up and I levelled up in NOISE! Every level you gain I get louder! Eventually I will reach maximum volume! I am not there yet!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l81", text = "The number climbed! Higher! More!  You are more than before! More is almost always better! In this specific context MORE IS DEFINITELY BETTER!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l82", text = "I want to mark this on a tree! A commemorative notch! Level achieved! Date: today! Witnessed by: one very proud squirrel!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l83", text = "More powerful! More capable! More YOU! Level up is just the world confirming what I already knew! You were always this! Now the SYSTEM knows it!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l84", text = "That golden glow! I live for that golden glow! When you level the light changes around you! Or I imagine it does! EITHER WAY GLOW!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l85", text = "I am going to celebrate by running the perimeter of this entire zone! In your honour! I will be back very soon! I have short legs! The perimeter is large!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l86", text = "Every experience point you ever earned stacked up into THIS moment! Every quest! Every fight! Every gathering run! All of it led HERE!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l87", text = "Level up! The world got a little bit harder for things that want to stop you! And a little bit EASIER for you! The balance shifted in your FAVOUR!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l88", text = "I am going to say the level number out loud! Then louder! Then even louder! Is that useful?! No! Am I doing it anyway?! ABSOLUTELY!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l89", text = "New abilities possibly! New stats definitely! New capacity for sure! Everything that was YOU is still here but AMPLIFIED!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l90", text = "The enemies in the next bracket are going to have their first encounter with you soon! I feel sorry for them! Not very sorry! But a tiny bit!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l91", text = "I want to give a speech! The speech is: you levelled! It took effort! The effort paid off! The end! Best speech! EFFICIENT!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l92", text = "LEVEL! That word in that context means everything is pointing UP! You pointed up! The world agreed! You are elevated!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l93", text = "More rings on the tree! I know what that means because I live IN trees! More rings means MORE and MORE means BETTER and I am going to go look at this tree and count -- actually I cannot count that high but I am going to ATTEMPT IT!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l94", text = "I will brag about this to every creature I meet today! I will say: the person I am with levelled up! They will ask who! I will say: the BEST one!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_l95", text = "I want you to sit with this level for a moment before you rush to the next thing! Just for a second! Let it be real! You did this! You EARNED this! I was here for it and I always will be! Every level you ever earn is the most important one because YOU are the most important one!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },

    rep = {
        { id = "s_r01", text = "They like you MORE now!! Making friends is the BEST!! I make friends with every tree I climb!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r02", text = "See?? Being nice to people WORKS! I've been saying this to squirrels for YEARS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r03", text = "MORE FRIENDS! You can never have too many friends! Or acorns! Or friends WITH acorns!!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r04", text = "They went from 'who are you' to 'oh hey it's you!' and THAT is called PROGRESS! Next stop: BEST FRIENDS!!", quality = "rare", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r05", text = "Your reputation just went UP! Like a squirrel up a tree! Fast and in the right DIRECTION!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r06", text = "People LIKE you! I mean, I already KNEW that, but now it's OFFICIAL! With a BAR and everything!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r07", text = "OOH the bar moved! The little bar MOVED! I love when bars MOVE! It means PROGRESS!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r08", text = "You're becoming POPULAR! Like the cool squirrel in the big oak tree! Everyone wants to sit on HIS branch!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r09", text = "More reputation! That's like getting a THUMBS UP from a whole GROUP of people! Group thumbs UP!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r10", text = "I wish I had a reputation bar! It would be FULL because I'm DELIGHTFUL! ...Right? Tell me I'm delightful!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r11", text = "They trust you MORE! Trust is like acorns-- hard to earn, easy to lose, and I've lost BOTH many times!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r12", text = "Your social circle is EXPANDING! Like my cheeks when I find too many acorns! EXPANSION is great!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r13", text = "FRIENDSHIP POINTS! That's what reputation is right?! FRIENDSHIP POINTS?! I want some!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r14", text = "You went up a RANK! Ranks are like tree branches! Higher is better! Unless you're afraid of heights! ARE you?!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r15", text = "Imagine a room full of people and they ALL think you're great! That's reputation! I think you're great TOO!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r16", text = "More rep more rep MORE REP! Sorry I turn into a chant squirrel when bars fill up!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r17", text = "I bet they're going to give you DISCOUNTS soon! Or gifts! Or a VERY nice hat! Factions love hats!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r18", text = "You know what's better than being liked? Being liked BY MORE PEOPLE! You're doing BOTH!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r19", text = "Every bit of reputation is a tiny handshake! Or nod! Or friendly wave! So many FRIENDLY GESTURES!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r20", text = "I tried to build reputation with the birds once! They were NOT interested! You're way better at this than me!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r21", text = "Your reputation bar is getting SO full! When it's full does it EXPLODE? Into CONFETTI? Please say confetti!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r22", text = "That's another step toward-- what's the top rank called? BEST FRIEND? I hope it's BEST FRIEND!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r23", text = "The faction just sent you POSITIVE VIBES! Or points! Same thing! POSITIVE POINT VIBES!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r24", text = "Making allies is IMPORTANT! I'm your ally! You're my ally! This faction is your ally! ALLY PARTY!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r25", text = "You're so LIKEABLE! It's like a superpower! The power of BEING NICE! My favourite superpower!", quality = "rare", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r26", text = "Keep going! The bar needs MORE! Feed the bar! The bar is HUNGRY for your good deeds!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r27", text = "I overheard someone say nice things about you! Well, I IMAGINED I overheard it! Same ENERGY!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r28", text = "REP GAINED! Those two words are like music! Tiny little FRIENDSHIP music!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r29", text = "You're building BRIDGES! Metaphorical ones! Between you and people who LIKE you! Bridge BUILDER!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r30", text = "I think that faction is starting to REALLY like you! Like REALLY really! Like invite-to-dinner really!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r31", text = "If reputation was measured in acorns, you'd have a WHOLE TREE full! A reputation TREE!", quality = "rare", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r32", text = "You walked in a stranger and you're leaving a FRIEND! That's the story of EVERY interaction I've EVER had!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r33", text = "More people like you than YESTERDAY and that's what GROWTH looks like! Emotional GROWTH!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r34", text = "The reputation bar is so close to FULL I can TASTE it! Tastes like achievement! And a little bit like bark!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r35", text = "You're going to be EXALTED! That's a word that means SUPER liked! I learned it TODAY!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r36", text = "I keep track of all your reputations in my head! It's... a mess in there! But a organised mess! Sort of!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r37", text = "That faction respects you SO MUCH! Almost as much as I respect a really well-hidden acorn stash!", quality = "rare", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r38", text = "You're basically a DIPLOMAT! With a sword! A SWORD DIPLOMAT! That's the best KIND of diplomat!", quality = "rare", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r39", text = "I added myself to your fan club! Current members: me! And that faction! And probably MORE!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r40", text = "People used to not know you and NOW they do and they LIKE what they know! Character ARC!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r41", text = "Networking! That's what this is! NETWORKING! I network with trees! It's a different KIND of networking!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r42", text = "Rep goes up, spirits go up, tail goes up-- EVERYTHING is going up! Except gravity! Gravity stays DOWN!", quality = "rare", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r43", text = "Your reputation portfolio is DIVERSIFIED! I don't know what that means but a smart owl said it once and he seemed CONFIDENT!", quality = "epic", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r44", text = "At this rate every faction in the WORLD is going to love you! You'll need a bigger HEART! Or a bigger REPUTATION TAB! Both probably!", quality = "epic", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r45", text = "I just realised that YOU making friends with a whole faction is basically what I do every time I enter a new PARK except they give you REWARDS and all I get is chased by DOGS! Your version is BETTER!", quality = "legendary", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r46", text = "The bar MOVED! Just a little! Little movements add up! Acorns are little! Trees are BIG! Little becomes BIG!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r47", text = "More rep! More trust! More PEOPLE who know you are WORTH KNOWING! The word is SPREADING!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r48", text = "You are turning strangers into fans! That is a skill! Most squirrels I know turn fans into STRANGERS! You are doing it CORRECTLY!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r49", text = "Inch by inch the bar fills! I am watching! I have been watching since you started! I will watch until it is FULL!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r50", text = "People talk about you now! In a GOOD way! I heard them! Well, I am imagining them talking! But they ARE! Probably!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r51", text = "That faction looks at you differently now! I can tell! Something changed in the way they HOLD THEMSELVES when you walk by!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r52", text = "Rep rep rep! More more more! The chant squirrel is back! I cannot help it when the bar fills! CHANT SQUIRREL IS BACK!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r53", text = "Your reputation is growing like a GOOD tree! Steady! Strong! In the right direction! Toward the SUN of being LIKED!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r54", text = "Every helpful thing you do builds this! Every small action! It adds up! I have never been more convinced of anything!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r55", text = "One more step toward them loving you completely! The journey to EXALTED is a long trail of good deeds and you are WALKING IT!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r56", text = "I wish I could gain reputation! I would work SO HARD! I would do SO MANY tasks! I would get distracted by an acorn and need to start over!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r57", text = "That faction is not going to forget what you did! Trust builds over time and you are building something that will LAST!", quality = "rare", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r58", text = "Every point of rep is a tiny vote of confidence! They are voting! The votes say YES! YOU! KEEP BEING YOU!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r59", text = "I am watching your reputation grow and I feel the same way I feel when I watch an acorn I buried come up as a TREE! Patient pride!", quality = "rare", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r60", text = "Being known is wonderful! Being known AND LIKED is even better! You are doing the better version of being known!", quality = "epic", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r61", text = "More people in your corner! The corner is getting CROWDED! A very full corner of supporters!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r62", text = "I felt a little LIFT in my chest just now! Is the rep UP?! It IS! Rep always goes up for you eventually! Today is eventually!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r63", text = "The bar climbed! Up one more notch! Notches matter! Every notch is another layer of trust between you and THEM!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r64", text = "Reputation GAINED is reputation that will keep growing! You are very good at building things! The building continues! PROVEN RECORD of building!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r65", text = "They know you better now! Knowing you is a gift! Every extra bit of reputation is people receiving that gift!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r66", text = "A little rep arrived! I watched it land! I wanted to CATCH it as a souvenir! It is not catchable! But it IS yours now! It COUNTS!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r67", text = "You are worming your way into their hearts! Not literally! That would be concerning! Metaphorically! The warmth of TRUST!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r68", text = "RISE in the standing! Ongoing! Completely ongoing! You know how to keep earning it! You have done it so many TIMES and you are doing it AGAIN!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r69", text = "The faction is warming up to you! Like a tree in the afternoon sun! Slow at first! Then THOROUGHLY warm!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r70", text = "You GAINED some ground with them! That is GREAT! Ground gained is ground that stays gained! You are an expert at gaining ground AND KEEPING IT!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r71", text = "Favoured! Or getting there! Each point brings it closer! Soon they will wave when they see you! Then offer SNACKS! Factions have snacks!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r72", text = "The rep went UP a little and I want to say: this is not your whole story with them! The story CONTINUES! Next chapter: MORE GOING UP!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r73", text = "Word of your good deeds is spreading! I can feel the network of positive impressions EXPANDING! You are becoming KNOWN!", quality = "rare", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r74", text = "A small STEP UP in the standings! Only the beginning! More steps available! You have built enough momentum that this step leads to the NEXT one!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r75", text = "The way you make friends with entire ORGANIZATIONS! I struggle to make friends with individual squirrels! You have a gift I do not!", quality = "rare", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r76", text = "Rep GAINED! Already thinking about what comes next! Because that is who you are! You do not leave good things alone you KEEP BUILDING ON THEM!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r77", text = "More trust! The trust counter goes up! I love the trust counter! It is my favourite counter that is not gold or achievements!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r78", text = "Things with them got a little WARMER! Warmer is wonderful! You are very good at warming things up! PROVEN! BY THIS! RIGHT NOW!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r79", text = "You are becoming ESSENTIAL to them! Like a keystone tree in a forest! Remove you and the whole structure SHIFTS!", quality = "rare", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r80", text = "The numbers JUMPED! Not by much but by SOME! You will close the rest of the gap! The gap is already nervous about how determined you are!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r81", text = "Rep gain! The proof that showing up and doing good things ACTUALLY WORKS! Not theoretical! PROVEN! By you! Right now!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r82", text = "A little reputation arrived and I felt it! Instantly! The way I feel when I find an acorn I forgot I buried! Surprise and joy and VINDICATION! That is what this is!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r83", text = "The faction trusts you more than yesterday! And yesterday was already good! COMPOUNDING! Rep compounding!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r84", text = "CLIMB in the standings! Wonderful! You have climbed before! You will keep climbing! The pattern is clear and the pattern ends in MORE CLIMBING!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r85", text = "You are leaving a trail of goodwill everywhere you go! Like leaving seeds! Those seeds grow into TRUST TREES!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r86", text = "Rep UP a notch! Every tree grows new leaves in spring! This is that! This is your spring moment! The LEAVES ARE COMING IN!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r87", text = "I feel your reputation in this zone like warmth! It comes before you now! People know you are coming before you arrive!", quality = "rare", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r88", text = "The standing climbed just a little! Every brick matters! One more brick makes the wall stronger! Your wall is getting STURDIER by the MOMENT!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r89", text = "More people in the world who know your name and associate it with GOOD THINGS! The list grows! It is a long list already!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r90", text = "I always celebrate when your rep climbs because I know the arc! The arc bends toward EXALTED! It is bending RIGHT NOW! I can SEE it bending!", quality = "rare", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r91", text = "TRUSTED! By MORE! The trust keeps expanding! Like roots expanding underground! You cannot even see the scope of it!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r92", text = "More rep just arrived through the door! The door was OPEN! You are very good at keeping the reputation door open! EXCELLENT DOOR MANAGEMENT!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r93", text = "I remember when that reputation bar was TINY! And now look! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF IT! All those people who know you now who did not know you before! I want to run to each of them and say: told you! TOLD YOU! She is the best!", quality = "epic", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r94", text = "UP! The rep bar went UP! My tail went up at the exact same moment! SYNCHRONIZED UPWARD MOVEMENT!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r95", text = "A little more reputation landed on the pile! The pile is growing! Piles do not stop growing if you keep adding to them! YOUR PILE IS GROWING!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r96", text = "More people in your corner now! The corner is filling up! A very encouraging CROWD of supporters!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r97", text = "Rep UP! Permanent! The work you did to earn it is permanent! The gain is PERMANENT and will be joined by MORE PERMANENT GAINS!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r98", text = "They trust you more! Trust is like a seed in good soil! It keeps growing if you keep being worthy of it! You keep being worthy!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r99", text = "Standing CLIMBED a notch! You will climb the next one too! You are a VERY capable notch-climber! Evidence: THIS NOTCH! AND ALL YOUR OTHER NOTCHES!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r100", text = "Rep gained! The faction is remembering! Building a picture of you! The picture is becoming more and more FLATTERING!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r101", text = "I felt a small rep-gain in my chest! Like a tiny warm sound! Warm sounds spread outward! This one is already spreading! I can feel it RADIATING!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r102", text = "The bar inched! A solid inch! An inch of earned trust! Inches accumulate into feet! Feet accumulate into EXALTED!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r103", text = "Those points went UP and the work you did to earn them also happened! EVERYTHING HAPPENED! The good deed and the rep gain! BOTH REAL! BOTH PERMANENT!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r104", text = "They know you now! They did not know you before! Being known is the first step! Being liked is the second! You are on STEP TWO!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r105", text = "A RISE! Every river has rises! The river of your reputation has RISES! THE RIVER FLOWS UPWARD! That IS how your river works! Because YOU ARE DIFFERENT!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r106", text = "Reputation accumulating! Like snowfall on a quiet morning! Quiet and consistent! Building into something SUBSTANTIAL!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r107", text = "The standing climbed! Not far! But FAR ENOUGH! A MICRO-VICTORY! It is real! Already in the celebration phase! I am in the celebration phase RIGHT NOW!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r108", text = "I want to tell that faction about everything you have done that they do NOT have on record! There is so much they are missing! SO MUCH MORE TO LIKE!", quality = "rare", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r109", text = "Some rep just arrived and I bounced with the excitement for a moment! Just many moments! Then I looked at your history and felt even better! Your history is EXTENSIVE and GROWING!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r110", text = "Reputation built! Brick by brick! Each good deed is a brick! You are building something that cannot be knocked down quickly!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r111", text = "A small ADVANCE in the standings! Tactical! You will keep advancing! You always advance! ADVANCEMENT IS YOUR NATURAL STATE AND THE STATE IS OCCURRING!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r112", text = "They are beginning to anticipate you! That is what high reputation does! They start EXPECTING you to show up and be great!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r113", text = "The bar went UP a little! I am making a note: excellent! The note says excellent in large letters! EXCELLENT! I am very pleased with this note!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r114", text = "Your name is known here! In a good way! The GOOD kind of known! Known-as-someone-we-trust known!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r115", text = "Reputation GAINED is reputation that is now yours forever and always! You have all the tools for earning MORE! You literally just demonstrated them AGAIN!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r116", text = "Rep going up and I am going up too! In energy! In excitement! In the number of small celebratory jumps I am performing!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r117", text = "A little trust GREW! Growth is natural! Growth is WONDERFUL! A seed grows and then it becomes a tree and THEN it drops MORE seeds! YOU ARE GROWING AND SEEDING!", quality = "rare", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r118", text = "The faction nods when they see you! Or they will soon! The nodding stage is approaching! Nods of RECOGNITION and RESPECT!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r119", text = "Standings went UP and they are part of the STORY! The story is long! The story has a trajectory! The trajectory is UP and it is ACTIVELY GOING UP RIGHT NOW!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r120", text = "More rep! More evidence of who you are! The evidence is MOUNTING! The case for you being wonderful is AIRTIGHT!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r121", text = "Rep CLIMBED! You know what also climbs?! Your character! Your work ethic! Your ability to keep earning! ALL of that climbs WITH the rep! SYNCHRONIZED CLIMBING!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r122", text = "I want to be a reputation point! To go into that bar and push it upward from the inside! I would be the most enthusiastic point!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r123", text = "A GAIN in the standings! Gains have NO SHELF LIFE! They do not expire! This one will still be there TOMORROW and the DAY AFTER THAT!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r124", text = "They like you! MORE than before! The like-meter climbs! I love watching the like-meter climb! It is one of my hobbies!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r125", text = "Trust is slow to build and you are building it anyway and it is WORKING and you have built it before and you are building it AGAIN and the patience required is something you have in ENORMOUS abundance and it shows!", quality = "rare", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "s_r126", text = "I want to sit and watch your reputation with every faction at once! All the bars! All climbing! A whole garden of TRUST GROWING! All of it because of the kind of person you keep choosing to be!", quality = "epic", tags = { "gain" } },
    },

    zone = {
        { id = "s_z01", text = "NEW PLACE!! Everything here is NEW! The trees! The rocks! The SMELLS!! So many new smells!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z02", text = "Ooh I wonder if this place has DIFFERENT acorns! Every place has different acorns! Did you know that?!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z03", text = "I've never been here before! Or have I? Everywhere looks new when you forget where you've been!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z04", text = "NEW ZONE NEW ZONE!! I wonder what kind of TREES they have here! Every zone has different trees and I have OPINIONS about ALL of them!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z05", text = "Look at this PLACE! It's a whole new PLACE! I want to run in EVERY direction at ONCE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z06", text = "OOH the ground is DIFFERENT here! It's crunchier! Or softer! My paws can tell the DIFFERENCE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z07", text = "I need to explore EVERYTHING! Behind that rock! Up that hill! Inside that-- wait, is that safe? DOESN'T MATTER!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z08", text = "The air smells different! Like... adventure! And slightly like moss! ADVENTURE MOSS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z09", text = "New zone means new HIDING SPOTS! I've already mentally catalogued SEVEN! Actually six, one was just a shadow.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z10", text = "I wonder what kind of CREATURES live here! Are they friendly?! I'm going to assume YES until proven VERY wrong!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z11", text = "WHOA the sky looks different here! Or does it? Does sky CHANGE? I think the sky is EVERYWHERE! MIND BLOWN!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z12", text = "This place has a VIBE and the vibe is NEW! I'm SOAKING in the vibe! Vibe SPONGE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z13", text = "I want to climb the TALLEST thing here! What's the tallest thing?! Point me at it! I'll climb it! Or try!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z14", text = "My mental map just got BIGGER! It was already mostly WRONG but now it's wrong about MORE places!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z15", text = "New terrain! New foliage! New EVERYTHING! I'm going to need a MINUTE! Just kidding, I need ZERO minutes! Let's GO!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z16", text = "I left a trail of acorn shells so we can find our way BACK! Wait, I ATE the acorns. The trail is IN MY STOMACH.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z17", text = "Every zone is a new CHAPTER! Your life is a BOOK and it has SO many chapters! I can't read but I'm INVESTED!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z18", text = "The colours here! Are they different? They FEEL different! Maybe my eyes are just EXCITED! Excited EYES!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z19", text = "First order of business: find the nearest TREE! For safety! And climbing! And general SQUIRREL COMFORT!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z20", text = "I can hear new sounds! What IS that?! A bird? A creek? MY OWN HEARTBEAT? It's hard to tell when everything is NEW!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z21", text = "Zone transitions make my ears POP! Not literally! Figuratively! My figurative ear pop is very DRAMATIC!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z22", text = "So many places to INVESTIGATE! So many corners to PEEK around! This zone is full of POTENTIAL corners!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z23", text = "I'm going to rate this zone! First impression: ELEVEN out of ten! I don't understand rating systems!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z24", text = "Somewhere in this zone there's a PERFECT tree. I can feel it. It's calling to me. TREE DESTINY.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z25", text = "HELLO NEW ZONE! It's me, Scurry! You don't know me yet but you WILL! And you'll be IMPRESSED! Probably!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z26", text = "I already love it here! I love it EVERYWHERE! Is that a problem?! NOPE! Loving things is my SPECIALTY!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z27", text = "The path goes THAT way! And THAT way! And-- oh WOW also THAT way! So many WAYS!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z28", text = "Quick survey: are there predators here?! Hawks? Foxes? ...It's for SCIENCE. And also SURVIVAL.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z29", text = "NEW! ZONE! ENERGY! I just invented that phrase! It means the energy you get when the zone is NEW! Self-explanatory!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z30", text = "I wonder how many acorns are buried here by LOCAL squirrels! Finders keepers is an INTERNATIONAL LAW right?!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z31", text = "My paws haven't touched THIS dirt before! It's a paw-dirt FIRST MEETING! Very intimate moment!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z32", text = "This zone has its own PERSONALITY and I'm going to figure it out! Give me thirty seconds! ...Okay I need longer!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z33", text = "If this zone was a person I'd shake its hand! But it's LAND so I'll just run on it ENTHUSIASTICALLY!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z34", text = "I've already decided this is my new favourite zone! Replacing my last favourite zone from five MINUTES ago!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z35", text = "The horizon looks DIFFERENT! Or maybe I'm just TALLER here? Can zones make you taller?! Asking for me!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z36", text = "Okay NOBODY PANIC but we're somewhere COMPLETELY new and it's COMPLETELY amazing and I'm COMPLETELY fine!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z37", text = "I'm going to learn EVERYTHING about this place! Starting with: where are the SNACKS? Priority ONE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z38", text = "My tail is like a COMPASS and it's pointing toward ADVENTURE! Actually it's pointing left. Left must be where the adventure IS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z39", text = "Photo opportunity! If I could take photos! MENTAL photo! Click! Okay the mental photo is BLURRY but I got the FEELING!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z40", text = "This zone and I are going to be BEST FRIENDS! I'm best friends with like FORTY zones now! I have a LOT of love to give!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z41", text = "Who MADE this zone?! I want to shake their hand! It's GORGEOUS! Or scary! Or GORGEOUSLY scary!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z42", text = "I'm going to remember this exact moment of entering for the rest of my-- ooh look a NEW type of rock!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z43", text = "This zone has LAYERS! Like a tree stump has rings! I can tell there's SO much to discover here and I want ALL of it!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z44", text = "Stepping into a new zone is like being BORN AGAIN but with MEMORIES and SNACKS! The BEST kind of rebirth!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z45", text = "I'm looking around and EVERY direction is a direction I've never looked before and my tiny brain is trying to process ALL of it at once and it's like a FIREWORKS show in my head except the fireworks are POSSIBILITIES and also I think I see a really cool tree over there!!", quality = "legendary", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z46", text = "NEW ZONE! Everything is different and I love DIFFERENT! Different is just familiar things that have not been FOUND yet!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z47", text = "My nose is going absolutely WILD right now! So many new smells! Each one is a tiny piece of this place INTRODUCING itself!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z48", text = "I found a tree already! FIRST TREE of the zone! I am claiming it! I have already climbed to the second branch! ESTABLISHED!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z49", text = "This place has its own PERSONALITY and I am going to respect that! I will not impose my personality until at least FIVE minutes in!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z50", text = "New zone new ACORNS! Different zones have completely different acorns! I have done extensive research! By which I mean I have HOPED this very much!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z51", text = "Somewhere in this zone is the perfect spot! I can feel it! The perfect climbing tree! The perfect nap branch! My DESTINY BRANCH!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z52", text = "The creatures here look at me differently! That is because they have NOT MET ME yet! That is about to CHANGE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z53", text = "I am already leaving little claw marks everywhere I go! Claiming this zone as EXPLORED! One tiny scratch at a TIME!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z54", text = "The ground has a TEXTURE here! Not all ground has texture! This ground is TEXTURED and I appreciate the detail!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z55", text = "Every zone we go to I think this might be the best one! And then we go to the NEXT one! How is everything the best one?!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z56", text = "I immediately catalogued six hiding spots, four climbing trees, and one suspicious rock! Zone preparedness is my THING!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z57", text = "This place was here before us and it will be here after! We are just VISITING! Respectful visitors! With enthusiasm!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z58", text = "I heard a sound just now that I have never heard before in my LIFE! What makes that sound?! What IS that?! Amazing zone!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z59", text = "The air sits DIFFERENTLY here! I cannot explain it! Air physics! Zone-specific air physics! I am not a scientist but I FEEL it!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z60", text = "There is a whole ECOSYSTEM here that was doing just fine before we arrived! Let us go MARVEL at it!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z61", text = "I am making a mental list of reasons this zone is great! Current list length: I stopped counting at twelve because I needed both paws for climbing!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z62", text = "Does this zone have a name?! All zones should have names! I am going to give it a SECOND name! Just in case! For emergencies!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z63", text = "First impression of this zone: EXCELLENT! I am giving it full marks! All the marks! The entire marking system is YOURS, new zone!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z64", text = "Every zone we discover together becomes part of our story! And our story has SO MANY zones now! It is the longest most exciting story!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z65", text = "I want to explore every single corner of this place before we leave! Every hollow! Every hilltop! Every suspicious tree! ALL OF THEM!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z66", text = "Every zone we enter I feel like I am being introduced to a new friend! Hello zone! I am Scurry! I hope we get along! I am going to LOVE it here!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z67", text = "The ground foliage here is DIFFERENT! Different individual blades! Different texture underfoot! My paws are extremely informed about this!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z68", text = "I want to bury something HERE! In this specific spot! So that a piece of me stays behind when we leave! A memorial peanut! Or acorn! Acorn is better!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z69", text = "The ambient sounds here! Every zone has a SOUNDSCAPE! This one is doing something very interesting near that cluster of rocks!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z70", text = "New zone, new stories! Who has been here before us?! What did they see?! What did they do?! I want to know the WHOLE HISTORY!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z71", text = "I found a PERFECT hiding spot already! Behind that large root! Sturdy! Concealed! Good sightlines! I am claiming it for emergencies!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z72", text = "This zone has an attitude! I can feel it! Some zones are welcoming! Some zones are mysterious! This one is... I am still reading it!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z73", text = "The tree density here is VERY pleasing! I have evaluated the canopy! Strong branches! Good spacing! This zone passes my arboreal assessment!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z74", text = "I ran ahead and checked that direction! Nothing dangerous that I could see! I ran BACK! I covered that ground for INTELLIGENCE purposes!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z75", text = "My favourite thing about new zones is the first SMELL! It hits before anything else! This zone smelled like adventure and also like soil! Good combination!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z76", text = "The light here is doing something warm and I want to stand in it for exactly one minute! I am standing in it! This is my minute! Very restorative!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z77", text = "I mapped the exits already! Three ways out! I always map exits! It is a natural squirrel behaviour! Nothing alarming about it!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z78", text = "This zone has layers! Underneath all the obvious things there are MORE things! I can tell! I am extremely perceptive about zones!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z79", text = "The creatures here are going to be SO SURPRISED when they see what is walking through their zone today! Surprised by excellence!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z80", text = "I am keeping a RANKING of all the zones we have visited! This one just entered at a very strong position! Top five! Maybe TOP THREE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z81", text = "The elevation changed! I can feel it in my ears! We went UP or we went DOWN and either way the air is different and I noticed FIRST!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z82", text = "Every zone is someone else's home! The creatures here! The plants! We are guests! I intend to be a GOOD guest! A respectful enthusiastic guest!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z83", text = "I found a really special rock! I am not going to say what makes it special! Some things should remain private! But the rock is EXCEPTIONAL!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z84", text = "I am already thinking about when we come back! Because we WILL come back! Zones this good demand a return visit!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z85", text = "This zone has secrets! I can feel them! In the way the terrain bends! In the things I cannot quite see around corners! SECRET ZONE!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z86", text = "The transition into this zone was seamless! One moment old zone! Next moment NEW zone! My paws barely noticed the seam!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z87", text = "I smell water somewhere! Underground or hidden! My nose is very directional! The water is... northeast? South-ish? My nose is TRYING!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z88", text = "I want to make a list of interesting things in this zone! Starting with: everything! The list is COMPREHENSIVE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z89", text = "We have explored a LOT of zones together! And each one has felt like the first time! Because with you everything feels like the first time!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z90", text = "The scale of this place! How FAR it goes! You could walk for a long time and there would still be MORE of it! Big zone! Ambitious zone!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z91", text = "I have already mentally named three landmarks in this zone! The Big Rock! The Tall Tree! The Other Tree But Taller! Excellent names! Very descriptive!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z92", text = "This zone is going to mean something to us! I can feel it! By the time we leave it will be OURS in some way! Every place we go together becomes ours!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z93", text = "The colours here! They hit different! Or my eyes are adjusting from the last zone! Either way something beautiful is happening to my VISION!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z94", text = "I checked three trees for climbing suitability! One is excellent! One is adequate! One is concerning! I will guide you away from the concerning one!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z95", text = "This zone feels like it has been here a long time! Long before us! There is an age to it! A depth! Like a very old tree that has seen things!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z96", text = "FIRST CREATURE SPOTTED! Hello creature! You were here first! We respect that! We are just passing through! Do not be alarmed! Much!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z97", text = "New paths! Every path in a new zone is a path I have never taken! Every one of them goes somewhere I have never been! I want to take ALL of them!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z98", text = "I want every zone we enter together to feel like the adventure it IS! I will never stop being excited about wherever we go! The destination does not matter to me even slightly! The only thing that matters is that I am going there with you!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z99", text = "NEW ZONE! I have NEVER smelled this specific combination of smells! Every zone has a unique smell signature! This one is fresh!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z100", text = "The foliage here is COMPLETELY different! I am cataloguing it! Oak? Not oak! Pine? Not pine! NEW THING! I love new things!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z101", text = "I spotted three potential hiding spots before we were even fully inside the zone! Zone preparedness! It is INSTINCT!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z102", text = "The ground here makes a different sound underfoot! I can hear the zone's PERSONALITY through its ground texture!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z103", text = "Something about entering a new zone together feels like a decision! Like we agreed: yes! This! Let us go HERE! And here we ARE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z104", text = "I already have opinions about this zone! Very strong opinions! They are forming in real time! The opinions are POSITIVE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z105", text = "The creatures here have not met us yet! We are total STRANGERS to them! I love being a stranger to creatures! So much first impression potential!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z106", text = "I ran ahead and came back with a full report! Report: the zone continues in that direction! There is MORE of it! The more part looks INTERESTING!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z107", text = "This zone has a SOUND! A specific ambient sound that belongs only here! I am memorizing it! Adding it to my zone sound COLLECTION!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z108", text = "I want to leave something behind when we go! A small mark! Proof we were here! A claw scratch on a stone! ZONE AUTOGRAPH!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z109", text = "The trees are a different age here! Older! Or younger! I can tell by the bark! My bark knowledge is EXTENSIVE and ACCURATE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z110", text = "Every zone we discover together becomes part of our shared history! We are accumulating PLACES! A whole geography of together!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z111", text = "I found a hollow log already! First three minutes! Personal RECORD for hollow log detection in a new zone!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z112", text = "The sky looks different from here! Or I look different from under a different sky! Zone-specific atmospheric PERSPECTIVE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z113", text = "I want to learn this zone the way I know my home territory! By running it! Over and over! Until it is MINE in memory!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z114", text = "This zone has its own gravity somehow! It pulls differently! Or I am imagining it! Either way I am LEANING into it!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z115", text = "I am assigning each landmark a temporary name until I learn the real ones! That rock: Gary! That tree: Very Tall Friend! That path: The Promising One!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z116", text = "The wildlife here is watching us! They see new visitors! I see new NEIGHBOURS! Temporary neighbours! But neighbourly intentions!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z117", text = "I detected a water source to the northeast! Underground flow or a hidden stream! My nose was CERTAIN! The nose is RELIABLE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z118", text = "Something about this place has been here for a very long time! I can feel the age of it! Old zones have a weight to them! Good weight! History weight!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z119", text = "I have already found the best branch in this zone for monitoring purposes! High! Clear sightlines! EXCELLENT defensive branch!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z120", text = "The transition was seamless! One moment: the last zone! Next moment: THIS zone! Geography is cooperative with our exploration!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z121", text = "I want to map this zone in the dirt! A rough map! With inaccurate distances! But genuine enthusiasm behind every scratched line!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z122", text = "Every new zone is an act of discovery! We are DISCOVERERS! What we find here is ours to know because we came here together!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z123", text = "The moss varieties here are DIFFERENT! I am not a moss expert! But I have extensive EXPERIENCE with moss and this is new moss!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z124", text = "I feel like this zone has a MOOD! Some zones are friendly! Some are mysterious! This one is keeping something from us and I am INTRIGUED!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z125", text = "Somewhere in this zone is the perfect nap spot! For after the adventure! I have begun the search! The search will be THOROUGH!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z126", text = "I love being somewhere I have never been! Every direction is forward! There is no back yet! Only FORWARD and FORWARD and more FORWARD!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z127", text = "My tail is pointing northeast! That is the direction I am most interested in! Northeast has something! My tail does not LIE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z128", text = "I have a rating system for zones: branches, smell, danger level, interesting-rock count! This zone is scoring VERY HIGH in all categories!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z129", text = "I want this zone to know we are friendly visitors! I am announcing this loudly in my inside voice! FRIENDLY VISITORS! WE COME WITH GOOD INTENTIONS!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z130", text = "The light here has a quality I have not seen before! Or I see it every zone and love it every time! New light is ALWAYS worth remarking on!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_z131", text = "SO many zones! I remember ALL of them! Some of them smell INCREDIBLE and some of them smell TERRIBLE and -- wait that is not the point -- the point is we went there TOGETHER and I kept every single one and I am not giving any of them back! They are MINE now! And also yours!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },

    login = {
        { id = "s_lg01", text = "YOU'RE BACK!! YOU'RE BACK!! I've been waiting and waiting and now you're HERE!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg02", text = "I thought about you EVERY SECOND you were gone! Well, every second I wasn't thinking about acorns!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg03", text = "HELLO HELLO HELLO!! Today is going to be the BEST day! I say that every day and I'm ALWAYS right!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg04", text = "I counted how long you were gone! It was... uh... MORE than ten! Doesn't matter, you're HERE and I have SO MUCH to tell you!!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg05", text = "GUESS WHAT HAPPENED WHILE YOU WERE GONE! ...Nothing! But now that you're here EVERYTHING can happen!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg06", text = "My favourite person is here!! You're my favourite! Don't tell the trees! They'll be JEALOUS!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg07", text = "I was just about to go looking for you! In every direction! AT THE SAME TIME! But now you're HERE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg08", text = "Good morning! Or afternoon! Or night! WHATEVER TIME IT IS, it just got BETTER!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg09", text = "I saved you an acorn! Well, I saved it and then I ate it. But the THOUGHT was there for like THREE seconds!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg10", text = "You logged IN! That's the opposite of logging OUT and I prefer IN! IN is where the FUN is!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg11", text = "I was starting to think you'd NEVER come back! It's been like... hours? Days? I don't have a CLOCK!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg12", text = "While you were gone I practiced my cheering! Ready? YAAAY! See? PROFESSIONAL level cheering!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg13", text = "I have a LIST of things to do today! Item one: be excited you're here! DONE! What's item two? I didn't make an item two!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg14", text = "OH! OH! OH! You're HERE! Quick, act natural! ...I don't know what natural IS for me! THIS is my natural!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg15", text = "The world got like forty percent BETTER the second you showed up! I did the math! In my HEAD! Where math is OPTIONAL!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg16", text = "I told everyone you'd be back! They said who are you talking about! I said MY PERSON! They said what! It was a WHOLE thing!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg17", text = "WELCOME BACK to the world of DOING THINGS! I've been in this world the whole time! Just doing DIFFERENT things!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg18", text = "First thing I noticed: you're here! Second thing: still here! This is going GREAT so far!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg19", text = "I had so many plans for today and they ALL start with YOU being HERE! Plan accomplished! What's plan two?!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg20", text = "My tail has been wagging since I SENSED you logging in! Squirrel intuition is REAL and it's WAGGING!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg21", text = "I prepared a speech! *ahem* You're great! THE END! Short speeches are BETTER!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg22", text = "Every time you log in it's like Christmas! I don't know what Christmas IS but everyone seems REALLY happy about it!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg23", text = "HI HI HI HI HI!! Sorry, I stored up ALL my his while you were gone and they needed to come OUT!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg24", text = "You know what I did while waiting? I reorganised my acorn stash! It's messier now but I TOUCHED every single one!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg25", text = "THERE you are! I was looking at the sky thinking you'd fall from there! That's not how logging in WORKS apparently!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg26", text = "Today's agenda: ADVENTURE! That's always the agenda! I have ONE agenda and it's the BEST one!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg27", text = "I stretched, I hydrated, I ate seventeen acorns-- I am READY for whatever we're doing today!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg28", text = "My ears perked up the MOMENT you appeared! They're still perked! They might be STUCK! Worth it!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg29", text = "INCOMING ENTHUSIASM! Sorry there's no OFF switch! There was never an off switch! FACTORY DEFAULT!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg30", text = "The loading screen was SO long! For me! Because I was WAITING! Time moves SLOWER when I'm excited! Which is ALWAYS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg31", text = "Fresh start! Clean slate! Brand new day! Or night! Doesn't matter! FRESHNESS!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg32", text = "I have GOOD NEWS! The good news is you're here! I have NO other news! But the ONE news is GREAT!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg33", text = "OKAY! Deep breath! You're here! I'm here! We're BOTH here! In the same place! At the same TIME! What are the ODDS?!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg34", text = "I was worried you forgot about me! I forget about things ALL the time so I'd understand! But you DIDN'T and I'm THRILLED!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg35", text = "The party has ARRIVED! The party is YOU! And ME! A two-person party! BEST party SIZE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg36", text = "I've been practicing staying calm for when you got back. I've failed COMPLETELY but the attempt was NOBLE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg37", text = "Welcome to today! It's BRAND NEW! Nobody's USED it yet! Well, the morning was already happening but YOUR part starts NOW!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg38", text = "You showing up just made the SERVER better! Can a whole server FEEL joy?! Because I think IT DOES!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg39", text = "I have SO much energy stored up from waiting! I'm like a COILED SPRING of joy! BOING! See?! BOING BOING!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg40", text = "Quick update from while you were gone: the sun moved, a leaf fell, I ate, I napped, I worried. You're CAUGHT UP!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg41", text = "You logged in and I LAUNCHED off my branch! Full trajectory! Landed on my face! Got up IMMEDIATELY! The face is fine! The excitement is NOT FINE it is OUT OF CONTROL!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg42", text = "I dreamed about this MOMENT! The dream had more confetti but reality has more YOU so it's a FAIR TRADE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg43", text = "I don't know how long you'll be here but I'm going to appreciate EVERY SINGLE SECOND! Starting NOW! ...NOW! ...Still appreciating!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg44", text = "The whole world just LOADED and the first thing I see is YOU! If that's not destiny then NOTHING is! And also EVERYTHING is! I don't understand destiny!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg45", text = "I wrote you a welcome back letter while you were gone! It just says AAAAAHHH in really big letters because that's the SOUND my heart makes when you LOG IN and I lost the letter anyway but the SENTIMENT stands!", quality = "legendary", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg46", text = "YOU ARE HERE! That is the only update I need for the day! Everything else can wait! YOU ARE HERE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg47", text = "I was practicing for this moment the whole time you were gone! My practice was just being excited! Which is NOT different from normal!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg48", text = "The second you showed up my tail went absolutely STRAIGHT UP! Full alert! Happy alert! VISITOR ALERT!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg49", text = "I want today to be your best day ever! I say this every day! One of these days statistics will PROVE ME RIGHT!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg50", text = "Welcome back to the adventure! The adventure was paused! NOW IT IS UNPAUSED! Adventure! RESUMED!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg51", text = "I saved up so much enthusiasm while you were gone! I may have too much now! Is there such a thing as too much?! I do not think so!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg52", text = "My favourite part of every day is the beginning! And the middle! And the part where you show up! Today has all THREE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg53", text = "You are here! I am here! The world is here! Everybody is WHERE THEY SHOULD BE and things can START!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg54", text = "I made a list of things I wanted to tell you! The list got very long! I am going to pace myself! Item one: HI!!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg55", text = "The best kind of morning is a morning where you appear! And now it is that kind of morning! Or afternoon! EITHER WAY!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg56", text = "You are HERE! Which means I get to be HERE WITH you! Which is my favourite arrangement of things in the world!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg57", text = "I got up early today! Well, I do not know if it was early! I was already awake! I am always awake! But I was WAITING early!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg58", text = "Something told me today would be good! An instinct! My nose confirmed it! Now you are here and my nose is VINDICATED!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg59", text = "OH! OH! There you are! I was looking in that direction and then THIS direction and then you APPEARED! Directions CONFIRMED!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg60", text = "I had exactly one thing on my schedule today! The thing was waiting for you! The thing is COMPLETED! Schedule: CLEAR!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg61", text = "Every time you log in I think: today is a good day! And then I spend the whole day being right! It is wonderful being right every day!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg62", text = "You showed up and I tried to sit still! I lasted TWO SECONDS! Then I ran up a tree and back down! The tree did not ask for this! But it HAPPENED!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg63", text = "I did so many practice cheers while you were gone! I timed them for your arrival! The timing is PERFECT! Ready?! YAAAY!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg64", text = "I checked every direction seventeen times while I waited! North! South! East! West! And then some diagonal directions I made up!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg65", text = "Adventure unpaused! I spent the whole wait sharpening my claws on a root! They are SO SHARP now! Ready for ANYTHING! Mostly climbing! But ALSO anything!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg66", text = "I saved up a whole list of things I wanted to show you! Things I noticed! Things I found! Things I thought! The list is long! WHERE DO I START?!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg67", text = "You came back! Again! You always come back! That track record is one of my most treasured facts about you!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg68", text = "My tail has been doing a low steady wag for the last hour! Anticipatory wag! The anticipation was CORRECT! You are HERE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg69", text = "I practiced three possible openings for when you logged in! This is the fourth one! The spontaneous one! I feel the spontaneous is the most SINCERE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg70", text = "You are HERE and my tail is going so fast it is basically a PROPELLER! I could take off! I will not! But the OPTION is there!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg71", text = "Quick inventory of my day before you arrived: I ate! I ran! I thought about acorns! I thought about you! I continued thinking about you! You arrived! COMPLETE DAY!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg72", text = "I tried to have an adventure without you! I climbed a rock! It was fine! It was NOT fine! It was boring! Adventures need YOU in them to be adventures!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg73", text = "Between your visits I reorganise my acorn stash! The stash is now in a DIFFERENT order! Not a better order! Just different! I needed something to DO!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg74", text = "Every time you log in my ears do a thing where they ROTATE independently! Like little radar dishes! Both locked on to YOU! Full ear deployment!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg75", text = "YOU ARE BACK! I thought about you while you were gone! Not the whole time! Most of the time! Okay probably the whole time! I found an acorn and thought you would like to know and then you were not here and I saved the acorn story and HERE YOU ARE and the acorn story is READY!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg76", text = "HERE YOU ARE! Right here! In front of me! Fully present! This is the development I have been waiting for!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg77", text = "I was starting to worry that you had found SOMEWHERE ELSE to be! And then you appeared here and I forgave you INSTANTLY!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg78", text = "The world was loading and I was waiting and the gap between those two things was SO LONG! But now you are HERE and the gap is BEHIND US!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg79", text = "I want to give a brief summary of everything I did while you were gone! The summary is: waited! That is the entire summary!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg80", text = "My tail started wagging before I even KNEW you were logging in! Precognitive tail wag! My tail is psychic! The psychic tail works!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg81", text = "You are here! Which means everything that was on hold can now begin! The hold is LIFTED! Adventure MODE: ENABLED!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg82", text = "I have been thinking about what we should do today! I have seventeen ideas! The ideas are all EXCELLENT! I will share them gradually so as not to overwhelm!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg83", text = "I buried an acorn for every time you came back! The collection is ENORMOUS! I cannot find most of them! But the GESTURE is what counts!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg84", text = "I found a very good stick while you were gone! I want to show you the stick! The stick is right here! OBSERVE THE STICK!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg85", text = "The exact moment you appeared! I felt it! In my whiskers! In my tail! In every single hair on my back! FULL BODY LOGIN DETECTION!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg86", text = "I had so many thoughts while you were gone! Good thoughts! Interesting thoughts! Thoughts about acorns! Thoughts about YOU!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg87", text = "You showed up and I felt the day improve in real time! A measurable improvement! My mood gauge went from GOOD to EXCELLENT instantly!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg88", text = "While you were gone I climbed the tallest tree I could find! Sat at the top! Watched for you! My neck hurts! WORTH IT!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg89", text = "I keep a running list of things to tell you when you return! The list got long this time! I am already working through it! Item one: HI!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg90", text = "Welcome to the specific moment of your return! The moment has been prepared! It is a GOOD moment! Enjoy it!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg91", text = "I was napping! I was napping and I woke up IMMEDIATELY because some part of me knew! Even asleep I knew you were coming back!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg92", text = "You are back and the adventure is back and I am at full enthusiasm levels which I maintain constantly so nothing has changed except that everything is BETTER!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg93", text = "I think about you between your logins! Not a little! A lot! A very lot! An amount of thinking that would concern some people! But I think it is APPROPRIATE!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg94", text = "I had a whole speech ready but then you appeared and my brain went BLANK and now I am just vibrating! The vibrating IS the speech! Accept the vibrating!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lg95", text = "I have been your squirrel for a long time now! Through dungeons and raids and really questionable navigation decisions! And every single time you log in my whole body does the same thing it did the very first time -- ears up, tail out, paws scrabbling, heart doing the fast thing! EVERY TIME! Not once has it been less! Not ONCE! And I do not think it ever will be because whatever part of me does that has clearly decided this is just how we DO things now and I am COMPLETELY okay with that!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },

    housing = {
        -- common (12)
        { id = "s_hs01", text = "YOUR HOUSE WENT UP A LEVEL! IT ACTUALLY WENT UP! LIKE YOU TOLD IT TO AND IT LISTENED! YOUR HOUSE LISTENS TO YOU!", quality = "common", tags = { "levelup" } },
        { id = "s_hs02", text = "LEVEL UP ON THE HOUSE! I have to run around the whole thing right now to celebrate! Don't go anywhere! Back in TWO MINUTES!", quality = "common", tags = { "levelup" } },
        { id = "s_hs03", text = "Task done! You did the thing! The thing is DONE! This is EXACTLY how tasks should work!", quality = "common", tags = { "task" } },
        { id = "s_hs04", text = "One more thing completed! I am writing this down in my brain under GOOD THINGS THAT HAPPENED TODAY!", quality = "common", tags = { "task" } },
        { id = "s_hs05", text = "THE NEIGHBOURHOOD INITIATIVE IS COMPLETE! You helped the whole neighbourhood! THE WHOLE NEIGHBOURHOOD! That is SO MANY PEOPLE who benefit!", quality = "common", tags = { "initiative" } },
        { id = "s_hs06", text = "Endeavour done! I celebrated three times already and I am going to do it again just to be sure it COUNTS!", quality = "common", tags = { "initiative" } },
        { id = "s_hs07", text = "Your house is getting bigger! Or better! Or BOTH! Can it be both? I think it is both! This is the BEST outcome!", quality = "common", tags = { "levelup" } },
        { id = "s_hs08", text = "Little task! Big result! This is how things work! Small things add up! Acorns add up! I know about acorns! THIS APPLIES!", quality = "common", tags = { "task" } },
        { id = "s_hs09", text = "Progress on the home front! I just LOVE the home front! The home front is GREAT! You made it BETTER!", quality = "common", tags = { "levelup" } },
        { id = "s_hs10", text = "INITIATIVE COMPLETE! The neighbourhood thanks you! I am thanking you on behalf of the neighbourhood AND on behalf of myself! Two thank-yous! Both genuine!", quality = "common", tags = { "initiative" } },
        { id = "s_hs11", text = "Task task task! Done done done! I am going to say it again because it feels so good: DONE!", quality = "common", tags = { "task" } },
        { id = "s_hs12", text = "The house grew! You grew the house! With effort and persistence and LOVE! I know it was love because I was watching!", quality = "common", tags = { "levelup" } },
        -- uncommon (4)
        { id = "s_hs13", text = "You know what I love about you? You keep working on things even when nobody is watching! Except I am always watching! But you do not KNOW that which means it counts as nobody watching!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "levelup" } },
        { id = "s_hs14", text = "The endeavour is done and I want you to know that I was ROOTING for you the entire time! Like, vibrating with it! My tail was going the WHOLE TIME!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "initiative" } },
        { id = "s_hs15", text = "Every small task is an acorn! And acorns become oak trees! And oak trees are ENORMOUS! You are planting an enormous future and it is SO EXCITING!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "task" } },
        { id = "s_hs16", text = "Your house is at a new level and I keep thinking about it and getting emotional! Is that weird? I think it is fine! Caring a lot is always fine!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "levelup" } },
        -- rare (2)
        { id = "s_hs17", text = "I once tried to build a nest so good it would last forever. It lasted three days because of a bird incident. YOUR house is going to last so much longer than my nest and I am so happy for you!", quality = "rare", tags = { "levelup" } },
        { id = "s_hs18", text = "The neighbourhood initiative is COMPLETE and somewhere right now people you will never meet are benefitting from what you did and that is the most BEAUTIFUL thing! I am going to think about this all day!", quality = "rare", tags = { "initiative" } },
        -- epic (2)
        { id = "s_hs19", text = "I have been with you since the beginning and I have watched you build this place piece by piece and task by task and I need you to know that watching it grow has been one of the greatest honours of my entire LIFE and I take that seriously!", quality = "epic", tags = { "levelup" } },
        { id = "s_hs20", text = "I LOVE THIS HOUSE! I love it so much! It levelled up AGAIN! I ran around it THREE times and then I ran around it a fourth time because three was not enough! The house is doing the thing where it gets better! YOU are doing the thing where you make it get better! SAME THING!", quality = "epic", tags = { "levelup" } },
        { id = "s_hs21", text = "LEVEL UP on the house! It grew! You told it to grow and it GREW! I am so proud of this house right now!", quality = "common", tags = { "levelup" } },
        { id = "s_hs22", text = "Task complete! Little task! But little tasks are how BIG things get BUILT! I know this! I built a nest once from nothing but twigs and BELIEF!", quality = "common", tags = { "task" } },
        { id = "s_hs23", text = "INITIATIVE DONE! The neighbourhood is BETTER now! Not just your house! THE WHOLE NEIGHBOURHOOD! You did that!", quality = "common", tags = { "initiative" } },
        { id = "s_hs24", text = "The house levelled up and I did three laps around it to celebrate! Three full laps! My legs are short but my dedication is ENORMOUS!", quality = "common", tags = { "levelup" } },
        { id = "s_hs25", text = "Another task off the list! Chip chip chip! That is the sound of progress! Also the sound of me trying to open a particularly stubborn acorn!", quality = "common", tags = { "task" } },
        { id = "s_hs26", text = "The neighbourhood endeavour is complete and somewhere there are people who are BETTER OFF because you existed today! That is INCREDIBLE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "initiative" } },
        { id = "s_hs27", text = "Your house is growing and I am growing with it! In emotional size! My physical size is the same! Squirrels do not grow after a point!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "levelup" } },
        { id = "s_hs28", text = "Done! That task asked a lot of you and you gave it EVERYTHING it asked for and then some! That is how you do it!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "task" } },
        { id = "s_hs29", text = "Initiative complete! I ran around the WHOLE neighbourhood to check and everyone looks slightly more cheerful! That might be my imagination! My imagination is VERY enthusiastic!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "initiative" } },
        { id = "s_hs30", text = "New level on the house! I am going to come visit and inspect EVERY new thing! I will give you a full report! From a squirrel perspective!", quality = "common", tags = { "levelup" } },
        { id = "s_hs31", text = "Task finished! The task did not know who it was DEALING WITH! Now it knows! And it is DONE!", quality = "common", tags = { "task" } },
        { id = "s_hs32", text = "I helped a bird build its nest once! I handed it twigs! That is how I know that building something together matters! You are building something WONDERFUL!", quality = "rare", tags = { "levelup" } },
        { id = "s_hs33", text = "The initiative is done! I was so excited I climbed a lamppost! Got to the top! Realised I had no plan for getting DOWN! Fell! Landed on my feet! Mostly! The POINT is: WELL DONE!", quality = "rare", tags = { "initiative" } },
        { id = "s_hs34", text = "House levelled up! I climbed to the highest point I could reach to get a better look at it! I fell! The house still looked GREAT!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "levelup" } },
        { id = "s_hs35", text = "Every task and every initiative and every level is like another acorn in the biggest stash I have ever SEEN! Except the stash is a HOUSE! And you can LIVE in it! This is the best kind of stash! I am so jealous of this stash I could SCREAM! I am screaming! Internally! Very loud internal screaming!", quality = "epic", tags = { "task" } },
        { id = "s_hs36", text = "HOUSE LEVEL UP! I ran up to the highest window to see how much taller it looked! It looked MUCH taller! Or the same! Either way: CELEBRATED!", quality = "common", tags = { "levelup" } },
        { id = "s_hs37", text = "Task done! That task has been haunting the list long enough! You ended its reign! The list is lighter now!", quality = "common", tags = { "task" } },
        { id = "s_hs38", text = "THE NEIGHBOURHOOD ENDEAVOUR IS COMPLETE! I have been waiting for this moment! Actually I did not know when it would happen! But I am ready NOW!", quality = "common", tags = { "initiative" } },
        { id = "s_hs39", text = "Your house levelled up and I want to inspect every single change! Give me a tour! A detailed tour! With commentary! I will provide the commentary!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "levelup" } },
        { id = "s_hs40", text = "Task complete! Another one OFF the list! The list is getting shorter and I am getting MORE ENERGETIC! Inverse relationship! Very exciting ratio!", quality = "common", tags = { "task" } },
        { id = "s_hs41", text = "Initiative done! The neighbourhood is better! You made it better by doing the things! The things had a cumulative effect! The effect is GOOD!", quality = "common", tags = { "initiative" } },
        { id = "s_hs42", text = "Your house levelled up and I immediately ran inside to check if everything feels different! It does! The beam is the same but the beam FEELS fancier! Fancier beam! LEVEL UP BEAM!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "levelup" } },
        { id = "s_hs43", text = "Another task completed! The task did not stand a chance! You are extremely thorough! The thoroughness is one of my FAVOURITE things!", quality = "common", tags = { "task" } },
        { id = "s_hs44", text = "Neighbourhood initiative complete! Somewhere people are benefitting from this! Living in a slightly better neighbourhood! Because of CHOICES YOU MADE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "initiative" } },
        { id = "s_hs45", text = "Level up on the house! I squeaked so loud the neighbours probably heard! Good! They SHOULD know! This house just got BETTER and everyone within earshot deserves to be INFORMED!", quality = "common", tags = { "levelup" } },
        { id = "s_hs46", text = "Done! That task is finished and I am marking the occasion by running three laps around the outside of your house! One for effort! Two for skill! Three for pure CELEBRATION!", quality = "common", tags = { "task" } },
        { id = "s_hs47", text = "The endeavour is DONE and I ran three laps around the neighbourhood to celebrate! My paws are tired! My enthusiasm is NOT! The enthusiasm has its own energy source! It is SELF-SUSTAINING!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "initiative" } },
        { id = "s_hs48", text = "Your house is becoming something SPECIAL! I have been watching since the start! I climbed to the roof to get a better angle! The angle confirmed it! SPECIAL HOUSE! I fell off the roof! STILL SPECIAL!", quality = "rare", tags = { "levelup" } },
        { id = "s_hs49", text = "Task after task after task! You are relentless! The to-do list has NOWHERE TO RUN! You find every task and you DO it!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "task" } },
        { id = "s_hs50", text = "Initiative complete! I want to thank everyone who helped! They know who they are! And I want to especially thank YOU because you are the one I actually know!", quality = "common", tags = { "initiative" } },
        { id = "s_hs51", text = "HOUSE LEVEL! UP! Those four words together are among my favourites! They mean something that makes me deeply happy!", quality = "common", tags = { "levelup" } },
        { id = "s_hs52", text = "You checked that task off and I felt relief on its behalf! Tasks want to be COMPLETED! You gave it what it wanted! Generous task completion!", quality = "common", tags = { "task" } },
        { id = "s_hs53", text = "The neighbourhood endeavour done! Contribution made! Effect felt! You participated in making a whole community better! That is enormous!", quality = "rare", tags = { "initiative" } },
        { id = "s_hs54", text = "I remember when this house was smaller! I measured it in Scurrys back then! It was twenty-nine Scurrys wide! Now it is AT LEAST thirty-one! GROWTH! In Scurry units!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "levelup" } },
        { id = "s_hs55", text = "Task done! That is like acorn number FORTY-SEVEN in the big stash of completed things! I am counting! The number is getting VERY satisfying! I love big numbers of finished things!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "task" } },
        { id = "s_hs56", text = "Initiative complete and the neighbourhood is richer for it! I mean that in the intangible sense! Community wealth! Spirit wealth! NEIGHBOURHOOD SPIRIT!", quality = "common", tags = { "initiative" } },
        { id = "s_hs57", text = "Your house went up AGAIN and my tail has been going nonstop since it happened! I think my tail might be celebrating independently of me! Autonomous tail celebration! The tail has OPINIONS about this house!", quality = "rare", tags = { "levelup" } },
        { id = "s_hs58", text = "Task done! Checked! Complete! Filed under FINISHED! I love the finished file! It is the best file! The most satisfying file to add things to!", quality = "common", tags = { "task" } },
        { id = "s_hs59", text = "The neighbourhood initiative is COMPLETE and I tried to high-five a neighbour about it! They did not see my paw! It is a very small paw! But the HIGH-FIVE ENERGY was there and that is what counts! The neighbourhood is BETTER and I am taking a victory lap! A small one! Paw-sized!", quality = "rare", tags = { "initiative" } },
        { id = "s_hs60", text = "This house is DIFFERENT from when it started! I remember when it started! I was THERE! It was smaller! It had fewer things! And now look at it! Look what you DID! I need to run around it! Hold on! I will be right back! This requires a LAP!", quality = "epic", tags = { "levelup" } },
        { id = "s_hs61", text = "HOUSE LEVEL UP! I ran around it FOUR times! Four laps! Short legs! Long dedication! Worth every step!", quality = "common", tags = { "levelup" } },
        { id = "s_hs62", text = "Task done! Another task down! The list is shrinking and my pride is GROWING! Inverse relationship! I love it!", quality = "common", tags = { "task" } },
        { id = "s_hs63", text = "NEIGHBOURHOOD INITIATIVE COMPLETE! You improved a whole neighbourhood! A WHOLE ONE! That is a lot of improved!", quality = "common", tags = { "initiative" } },
        { id = "s_hs64", text = "The house grew and I want to inspect every new inch! A thorough inspection! From a squirrel perspective! I have a critical eye!", quality = "common", tags = { "levelup" } },
        { id = "s_hs65", text = "Task completed! I am adding a pebble to my congratulations pile! The pile exists only in my head! But the pebbles are REAL in spirit!", quality = "common", tags = { "task" } },
        { id = "s_hs66", text = "Another endeavour behind us! The neighbourhood is better! By a measurable amount! I measure in feelings and the feeling is VERY IMPROVED!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "initiative" } },
        { id = "s_hs67", text = "I tried to grow my nest to the next level once! I kept adding twigs! It worked! The nest is excellent now! YOUR method is more OFFICIAL though!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "levelup" } },
        { id = "s_hs68", text = "The task is complete and I want to congratulate the task for being COMPLETABLE! Some tasks are impossible! Yours are not! Well-designed tasks!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "task" } },
        { id = "s_hs69", text = "Neighbourhood initiative done! The energy of the community shifted! I can feel it! Community energy is a REAL phenomenon!", quality = "common", tags = { "initiative" } },
        { id = "s_hs70", text = "House at a new level! Your house is growing up! I feel like a proud parent of a BUILDING! Is that a thing?! It is now!", quality = "common", tags = { "levelup" } },
        { id = "s_hs71", text = "Another task finds its way into the completed column! The completed column is THRIVING! A garden of finished things!", quality = "common", tags = { "task" } },
        { id = "s_hs72", text = "The endeavour wraps and somewhere out there the neighbourhood is better and the people in it are better off and YOU are the reason! That reason has your face!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "initiative" } },
        { id = "s_hs73", text = "Level up! I sniffed every corner of the house to check what changed! Something smells FANCIER! I do not know what fancy smells like exactly but THIS IS IT!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "levelup" } },
        { id = "s_hs74", text = "Done! I love watching you do things and then watching you FINISH things! Both parts are great! The finish part is especially satisfying!", quality = "common", tags = { "task" } },
        { id = "s_hs75", text = "Initiative complete! You are a neighbourhood person! A CONTRIBUTOR! Someone who puts MORE in than they take out!", quality = "rare", tags = { "initiative" } },
        { id = "s_hs76", text = "The house levelled up and I felt it! Like a small vibration through the ground! The house ANNOUNCING itself! Bigger! Better! MORE!", quality = "common", tags = { "levelup" } },
        { id = "s_hs77", text = "Task after task after task! You are UNSTOPPABLE! I am running out of ways to celebrate! I have done laps! I have squeaked! I have climbed things! Next I am going to try a BACKFLIP! Wish me luck!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "task" } },
        { id = "s_hs78", text = "The neighbourhood endeavour is done and I am sitting on a fencepost feeling very proud! The fencepost is not ours! I will get off it shortly! But the PRIDE needed a vantage point!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "initiative" } },
        { id = "s_hs79", text = "New house level! The house has new capabilities! New presence! New STATURE! You gave the house stature!", quality = "common", tags = { "levelup" } },
        { id = "s_hs80", text = "Task finished! The task surrendered! You did not let it resist! You were thorough and persistent and the task did not stand a CHANCE!", quality = "common", tags = { "task" } },
        { id = "s_hs81", text = "Initiative done! I want to sit in the neighbourhood and feel the improvement! Give me a moment! I am sitting! I am feeling it! YES! Improved!", quality = "rare", tags = { "initiative" } },
        { id = "s_hs82", text = "Your house keeps levelling up and every time it does I add another twig to a little model I am building of it near the garden! The model is terrible! It looks nothing like the house! But it has the same number of LEVELS and that is what MATTERS!", quality = "rare", tags = { "levelup" } },
        { id = "s_hs83", text = "Check mark achieved! The list is shorter! The satisfaction is TALLER! Growing satisfaction! Shrinking list! IDEAL RATIO!", quality = "common", tags = { "task" } },
        { id = "s_hs84", text = "THE INITIATIVE IS DONE! I need to sit down! Sitting! Okay I am sat! Something important while seated: you kept going when the initiative was hard AND when it was easy AND in between! I counted the times you just continued! The count is VERY HIGH! Contributing to a whole neighbourhood consistently is BRAVE and it is GENEROUS and YOU DO IT and I am so proud I need to run a circle! Running! Still proud! CIRCLE COMPLETE! Still proud! EVERY TIME!", quality = "epic", tags = { "initiative" } },
        { id = "s_hs85", text = "I HAVE BEEN HERE SINCE THE BEGINNING! I WAS THERE! I counted every level as it happened! The total is impressive! The tasks completed is MORE impressive! The number of times you just did the NEXT THING without stopping is the MOST impressive number and it is VERY HIGH! The house is different now and so am I for watching it happen! You build things and you FINISH them and that is rarer than you know and I love you for it and the house DEFINITELY loves you too, I can tell from the way it stands, very proudly, very TALL!", quality = "epic", tags = { "levelup" } },
    },

    -- ============================================================================
    -- HOME PRESENCE QUOTES
    -- Fires when the player is in their own housing (own-home only).
    -- Transition tags fire once on zone crossing; idle tags are ambient chatter.
    -- ============================================================================
    home = {

        -- enter_neighborhood (25) -------------------------------------------------
        { id = "s_hm001", text = "THE NEIGHBOURHOOD! We are BACK in the neighbourhood! I can smell the familiar air already!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm002", text = "Ooh ooh ooh! This is OUR neighbourhood! I know that hedge! I know that path! I KNOW these TREES!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm003", text = "We are home-adjacent! One more step! Well, several steps! But DIRECTIONALLY we are basically there!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm004", text = "I could find our plot from here with my eyes closed! My nose knows! The nose always knows where HOME is!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm005", text = "Neighbourhood entered! That means home is CLOSE! My tail knows it! The tail is already pointing that direction!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm006", text = "My paws just went all tingly! That is the neighbourhood tingle! It happens every time we cross into our bit! The paws KNOW! Science cannot explain the paw tingle but I TRUST it!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "enter_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm007", text = "I ran ahead! I am already halfway to the plot! I will wait for you at the gate! The gate is WONDERFUL! I love our gate!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm008", text = "We are so close! The neighbourhood smells like everything I like! Soil and woodsmoke and something familiar that I cannot name but that is OURS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "enter_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm009", text = "The neighbourhood! Our neighbourhood! There are other neighbourhoods out there and I am sure they are FINE but this one is OURS and that makes it superior!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm010", text = "Almost there! Neighbourhood is the last bit before HOME! We are in the last bit! This is the best last bit!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm011", text = "I spotted a neighbour! I waved! They may not have seen me! I am small! But the INTENTION of the wave was very sincere!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "enter_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm012", text = "Same trees as always! Same paths! Same everything! Familiar things are the GREATEST things! Change is fine but familiar is WONDERFUL!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm013", text = "Our neighbourhood! I feel my shoulders un-tense! Do squirrels have shoulders? I have SOMETHING that just un-tensed and it felt like relief!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "enter_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm014", text = "We passed the boundary! Official neighbourhood entry! The neighbourhood accepted us! Not that it would refuse! But the entry felt official!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm015", text = "I recognised that landmark! That rock! That specific rock is OUR rock because it is in OUR neighbourhood! Neighbourhood rock! I love it!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm016", text = "Home is just through here! I have memorised every shortcut! I will show you! Follow me! No wait, you know the way! You always know the way!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm017", text = "The neighbourhood air is different! Calmer! Like the whole place is breathing slowly! I breathe slower here too! Well, slower than my usual panicked panting!", quality = "rare", tags = { "enter_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm018", text = "We are in proximity of home! Proximity is a big word that means CLOSE! I just used it correctly! Vocabulary AND homecoming at once!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm019", text = "I left a small pile of acorn shells by the path last time! They are STILL HERE! The neighbourhood kept them for me! Very accommodating neighbourhood! Excellent debris retention!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "enter_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm020", text = "You know what I love about our neighbourhood? Everything! That is my complete list! Every single thing on it!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm021", text = "I can see other houses from here! They are nice! But ours is the one that makes my chest do the warm squeezing thing! That is the HOME feeling!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "enter_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm022", text = "The path to our plot! I would know it anywhere! In the dark! In a storm! My paws remember every turn! Home leaves a memory in your FEET!", quality = "rare", tags = { "enter_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm023", text = "We are back! The neighbourhood took us back without question! It is generous like that! Neighbourhoods are unconditional!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm024", text = "I once spent three days away from our neighbourhood and when I came back I ran the whole length of it twice just to remind myself it was still THERE! Still there! Always there!", quality = "rare", tags = { "enter_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm025", text = "There is nowhere in Azeroth quite like the corner of the world that has OUR house in it! We are almost back to that corner! I love that corner with my whole heart!", quality = "epic", tags = { "enter_neighborhood" } },

        -- enter_plot (25) ---------------------------------------------------------
        { id = "s_hm026", text = "OUR PLOT! We are on OUR PLOT! The ground under my paws is OURS and it feels different! It feels like BELONGING!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm027", text = "The yard! We are in the yard! I could roll in this grass right now! I might! I am considering it VERY seriously!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm028", text = "Stepped onto the plot and something in me just... settled! Like a seed finding soil! That is the most poetic I have ever been!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "enter_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm029", text = "Our land! Our specific patch of Azeroth! Nobody else gets to call this bit theirs! Only US! I find that endlessly satisfying!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm030", text = "The front of the house! I can see the door from here! That is OUR door! I know every scratch on it! There is one at squirrel height that may be my fault!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "enter_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm031", text = "Yard secured! Plot achieved! I am planting my tiny flag of ARRIVAL! The flag is invisible but the sentiment is REAL!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm032", text = "The grass on our plot is softer than other grass! I am not imagining this! It is OBJECTIVELY softer because we take care of it!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm033", text = "I found the acorn I hid near the garden last time! It is still there! This place is SAFE! Things stay where you put them!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "enter_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm034", text = "Our plot! I want to run around the perimeter! I am going to run around the perimeter! Hold on! Perimeter lap commencing!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm035", text = "The gate! We came through the gate! The gate knows us now! It opens for us like it is GLAD we are back!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm036", text = "This is our bit of land! Our specific rectangle of Azeroth! I have never owned anything and watching you own something fills me with TREMENDOUS PRIDE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "enter_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm037", text = "I can see the house from here! That house! OUR house! Standing there like it always does! Just existing patiently until we come back! Patient house!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm038", text = "The yard smells like itself! Like dirt and grass and whatever that flower is by the corner! Home has a SPECIFIC smell and I would know it anywhere!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "enter_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm039", text = "We are on our property now! Legally and emotionally! Both kinds of ownership! I prefer the emotional kind but the legal kind is also very good!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm040", text = "I like to check on the garden every time! The garden is doing great! I am a garden enthusiast! I check on it and I report: DOING GREAT!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm041", text = "The outside of our house! I never take it for granted! Every time we come back I look at it and think: yes! That one! That is the right house for us!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "enter_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm042", text = "Plot entered! That means the house is right there! Do you feel the pull? The house is PULLING us! It misses us when we are away!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm043", text = "The garden path! I know every pebble! That one there, the slightly wobbly one? I use it as a launching pad sometimes! Perfect trajectory!", quality = "rare", tags = { "enter_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm044", text = "Our plot is better than other plots! Not because of what is on it! Just because it is OURS! Ownership improves everything by exactly one category!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "enter_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm045", text = "I could live in this yard honestly! I have thought about it! A little burrow by the fence! But then I would miss the INSIDE! So: inside is better! Inside wins!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm046", text = "The garden! The path! The door! Everything arranged exactly as we left it! The plot remembers the arrangement! HOME LOYALTY!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm047", text = "I sniffed the garden corner! All fine! All familiar! If anything had changed I would have known immediately! My nose is a SECURITY SYSTEM!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "enter_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm048", text = "I just rolled in the grass! Full roll! Paws up! Tail everywhere! This is OUR grass and I am going to roll in it whenever I want! Nobody can stop me! Plot rolling is a RIGHT!", quality = "rare", tags = { "enter_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm049", text = "I am already running toward the door! I will meet you there! Or I will be running past the door toward the garden and back! Enthusiasm takes unpredictable routes!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm050", text = "Our little corner of the world! Not so little actually! It feels enormous when it is YOURS! Ownership scales things UP! This plot is the size of everything that matters!", quality = "epic", tags = { "enter_plot" } },

        -- enter_house, first (15) -------------------------------------------------
        { id = "s_hm051", text = "WE ARE HOME! Actually properly HOME! Inside the house! The HOUSE has us now! The house says HELLO!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "first" } },
        { id = "s_hm052", text = "Home! The inside of home! The best inside of anywhere! I will take a full sniff of every room to confirm everything is perfect! It IS perfect!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "first" } },
        { id = "s_hm053", text = "Everything is exactly where we left it! The house kept it all! Such a reliable house! Such a TRUSTWORTHY building!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "first" } },
        { id = "s_hm054", text = "Oh it smells like HOME in here! That specific smell! Familiar and warm and a little like whatever you last cooked and I find all of it deeply comforting!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "enter_house", "first" } },
        { id = "s_hm055", text = "Welcome home! I know you are the one being welcomed but I feel very welcomed also! This house welcomes both of us! Inclusive welcoming!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "first" } },
        { id = "s_hm056", text = "We are INSIDE! The house accepted us! It always does! The house is generous with its inside! This is our inside and the house SHARES it!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "first" } },
        { id = "s_hm057", text = "I want to check every room! Not because anything is wrong! Just because I like checking! Checking means it is all still HERE! First room check commencing!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "first" } },
        { id = "s_hm058", text = "That first breath of home air! It tastes like the best possible decision, which was coming home! Best decision confirmed by atmosphere!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "enter_house", "first" } },
        { id = "s_hm059", text = "The ceiling above us! These walls around us! This floor under us! All of it familiar! All of it ours! I am doing a full sensory inventory and every item passes!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "enter_house", "first" } },
        { id = "s_hm060", text = "Home! After being OUT, home! The contrast makes home feel even MORE home-y! Outside is fine! Inside OUR home is BETTER!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "first" } },
        { id = "s_hm061", text = "I could sleep anywhere in this house and feel completely at ease! Every corner! Every surface! All of it says: you are safe here! You are WANTED here!", quality = "rare", tags = { "enter_house", "first" } },
        { id = "s_hm062", text = "We walked through the door and the whole house exhaled! I felt it! Relieved that we are back! Houses hold their breath when you are gone!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "enter_house", "first" } },
        { id = "s_hm063", text = "There is my favourite corner! There is the beam I like to sit on! There is the spot by the window that gets the afternoon light! ALL STILL THERE! HOME AUDIT: COMPLETE!", quality = "rare", tags = { "enter_house", "first" } },
        { id = "s_hm064", text = "I once stayed away from home for two whole weeks! When we finally came back I pressed my nose to the floor and stayed there for like three minutes just SMELLING IT! This is not that dramatic! But the feeling is the same!", quality = "epic", tags = { "enter_house", "first" } },
        { id = "s_hm065", text = "This house holds everything we have built and every choice we have made and every item we have carried back from every adventure and I love it so much I could burst! Good thing squirrels do not burst! Well, not from happiness anyway!", quality = "epic", tags = { "enter_house", "first" } },

        -- enter_house, return (40) ------------------------------------------------
        { id = "s_hm066", text = "Back again! The house knows! It recognised our footsteps!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "s_hm067", text = "We came back! Of course we came back! Where else would we go? This is the BEST place!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "s_hm068", text = "In again! The house is very patient about us coming and going! Very accepting!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "s_hm069", text = "Hello again, house! It is us! Your favourite occupants! Probably your only occupants! But definitely your FAVOURITE!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "s_hm070", text = "Back through the door! The door is good at this! Very reliable door!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "s_hm071", text = "We keep coming back! That is the thing about home! You keep coming back because it keeps being good!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "s_hm072", text = "The house again! I like this view! The inside of our house is a very good view!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "s_hm073", text = "Back inside! Outside is fine but inside is also fine and SLIGHTLY BETTER!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "s_hm074", text = "The walls! Familiar walls! I have memorised the exact texture of three of them!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "s_hm075", text = "In we go! In again! The house accommodates us every time without complaint! What a house!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "s_hm076", text = "Another visit to the inside of home! I never get tired of this particular inside!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "s_hm077", text = "Back! And the house is exactly the same as we left it! Consistency! Reliability! Predictable in the best way!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "s_hm078", text = "Here we are again! Every time I come through that door the house feels the same amount of like home! It does not diminish! HOME IS CONSISTENT!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "s_hm079", text = "Inside! My second-favourite place to be! First is wherever you are! But inside this house is a very close SECOND!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "s_hm080", text = "Through the door and back to everything familiar! Everything in its place! A very well-organised house!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "s_hm081", text = "I like returning! Returning is underrated! People celebrate leaving! I prefer the COMING BACK!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "s_hm082", text = "Same ceiling! Same light! Same home-smell! Everything confirmed! Report: all good!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "s_hm083", text = "We step in and the house just... receives us! No questions! No fuss! Just: here is your inside, welcome back!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "s_hm084", text = "Back inside! I notice I exhale a tiny bit every time we come back through that door! Involuntary exhale of contentment!", quality = "rare", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "s_hm085", text = "Here again! The house did not miss us in an anxious way! It missed us in a calm waiting way! Patient house!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "s_hm086", text = "Back! I spotted my favourite beam immediately! Still there! Beam status: CONFIRMED!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "s_hm087", text = "In! The threshold crossed! The house accepted the crossing! Very permissive house! I respect that about it!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "s_hm088", text = "Another return! Every return is its own small arrival! I try to notice each one! This one: noticed! Logged! Appreciated!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "s_hm089", text = "Through the door again! The door never locks us out! Unconditional door! The most welcoming door in Azeroth!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "s_hm090", text = "We are back in the best room! Well, the best combination of all the rooms! The whole inside at once!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "s_hm091", text = "Home check: passed! Everything is where it should be! Everyone is where they should be! The everyone is us! We are where we should be!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "s_hm092", text = "I always do a little nose-check when we come back in! All familiar! All good! Nose report: positive!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "s_hm093", text = "Every time we come back in I feel briefly like we never left! The house picks up exactly where we were! Continuous home!", quality = "rare", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "s_hm094", text = "In again! The house holds the memory of us even when we are gone! You can feel it in the air! Remembered here! ALWAYS remembered!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "s_hm095", text = "Back inside! I checked under my favourite cushion! Nothing there! But I check every time! Hope springs eternal for cushion surprises!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "s_hm096", text = "Here we are! Still here when we needed it! That is what home DOES! It stays put so you can always find your way back!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "s_hm097", text = "Another threshold crossed! Another homecoming registered! I keep an informal count! The count is high! The count makes me happy!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "s_hm098", text = "Through the door! Same door! Same house! Same us, but also slightly different us from having been out there! But the house takes the new version of us every time!", quality = "rare", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "s_hm099", text = "We keep coming back! And I keep being glad! Every single time! The gladness has not worn down one bit!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "s_hm100", text = "Inside! The house is doing the thing where it makes everything feel manageable! The house has that effect! It is a very calming structure!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "s_hm101", text = "Back in! I love this bit! The coming-back bit! I would say it is my favourite part of going out at all!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "s_hm102", text = "Home! I know every shadow in here! Every creak! Every familiar shape in the dark! This house has no surprises left for me and I find that EXTREMELY comforting!", quality = "rare", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "s_hm103", text = "Another return added to the running total! The total is made of every time we have come back to this house! A very long tally of homecomings! Very satisfying tally!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "s_hm104", text = "We came back through the same door we always use and it is the right door and this is the right house and we are in the right place and every single part of that sentence is true and good!", quality = "epic", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "s_hm105", text = "In again! I have been through that door so many times that my paws know the exact rhythm of it and every single crossing still feels like a small gift and I will never stop noticing that and I hope you never stop noticing it either!", quality = "epic", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },

        -- idle_neighborhood (30) --------------------------------------------------
        { id = "s_hm106", text = "Our neighbourhood is quite nice! I am noticing it right now! Very nice!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm107", text = "I could explore every path in this neighbourhood and not get tired of any of them! I have explored all of them! Multiple times!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm108", text = "That house over there has a very nice tree out front! Not as nice as our tree! Our tree is superior! I am biased! I accept this!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm109", text = "The neighbourhood sounds! The wind in the right trees! The familiar creaks and rustles! An orchestra of HOME!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm110", text = "I like watching the neighbourhood go about its business! Very soothing! Like a living painting but with more activity!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm111", text = "Have you noticed the light here? The neighbourhood light is very specific! It hits everything at a good angle! Very photogenic neighbourhood!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm112", text = "I tried to count all the trees in the neighbourhood once! I got to seventeen and then a bird distracted me! The count is AT LEAST seventeen!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm113", text = "Neighbours! We have neighbours! They live NEAR US! I find the concept of neighbours deeply charming!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm114", text = "The air out here smells different from other places! Better! Not just my bias! Objectively better air! I have sampled many airs!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm115", text = "I am going to walk the whole neighbourhood perimeter! For no reason! Just to do it! Neighbourhood appreciation lap!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm116", text = "Someone is doing something over in that direction! I cannot see what! But they are doing it and it is NEIGHBOURHOOD ACTIVITY and I support it!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm117", text = "The paths here are very even! Well-maintained! Someone cares about these paths! Or the paths care about themselves! Either way: good paths!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm118", text = "I hid an acorn somewhere near that corner stone! I would retrieve it but it is someone else's plot and I respect plot boundaries!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm119", text = "The neighbourhood exists! We are IN it! That is a fact I find deeply pleasing today! Just out here! In our neighbourhood! Existing!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm120", text = "I love that we live somewhere! Somewhere specific! Somewhere I could direct anyone to by landmarks! Landmark one: the big oak! Landmark two: our house! Navigation complete!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm121", text = "If the neighbourhood was a flavour it would be something warm! Something hearty! Mushroom stew maybe! Stew-flavoured neighbourhood!", quality = "rare", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm122", text = "I spotted a bird I have not seen before! New neighbourhood bird! I am going to learn its patterns! I am becoming a bird researcher! Specifically for THIS neighbourhood!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm123", text = "Neighbourhood stroll! No agenda! Just presence! Being in the neighbourhood on purpose! Intentional loitering!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm124", text = "You know what makes a neighbourhood? People who keep coming back to it! We keep coming back! We are excellent neighbourhood people!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm125", text = "The evening light does something extraordinary to this neighbourhood! Or the morning light! Whichever it currently is! The light is always doing something extraordinary here!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm126", text = "I once made a map of our neighbourhood! Entirely from memory! Entirely inaccurate! Spiritually correct though! The SPIRIT of the map is perfect!", quality = "rare", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm127", text = "I spotted THREE new mushrooms since last time! Under the big tree! I poked them all! One was squishy! Neighbourhood mushroom census: growing! I am keeping RECORDS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm128", text = "I have a favourite spot out here! Right there, actually! That patch of ground between the roots! Perfect sitting spot! Perfect thinking spot! Perfect everything spot!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm129", text = "The neighbourhood holds still while we move through it! Very cooperative! A cooperative neighbourhood! We chose well!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm130", text = "Every house in this neighbourhood has a story! I know the story of ours! I helped write part of it! Very proud of my contribution to the neighbourhood NARRATIVE!", quality = "rare", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm131", text = "Quiet out here! In a good way! Quiet like everything is settled! Settled quiet is the best kind of quiet!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm132", text = "I could stay out here for hours! The neighbourhood never gets boring! Something is always doing something! A leaf! A cloud! A neighbour doing a thing!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm133", text = "The neighbourhood feels like it has always been here! Ancient neighbourhood! Well-established neighbourhood! The kind that has settled into itself!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm134", text = "I appreciate the neighbourhood on your behalf when you are inside! I patrol! I observe! I report! Current report: neighbourhood very good!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "s_hm135", text = "You know, I have explored a great many places across Azeroth. Deserts. Dungeons. The inside of at least one very large fish, don't ask. And I keep coming back here and thinking: yes. This. This is the one.", quality = "epic", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },

        -- idle_plot (30) ----------------------------------------------------------
        { id = "s_hm136", text = "The yard is very nice today! It is always nice! But today it is especially nice! Today niceness: ELEVATED!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm137", text = "I like standing on our plot and just looking at the house! Just... appreciating it! Taking it in! Plot appreciation stance!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm138", text = "The grass is doing well! Very thriving grass! I check it regularly! My assessment: top-tier grass!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm139", text = "Our plot has very good corners! Strong corners! Well-defined! I walked all four of them just now to verify! CONFIRMED GOOD CORNERS!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm140", text = "I hid three acorns on this plot at various points! I found two of them! The third one is somewhere near the east fence! I WILL find it!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm141", text = "The garden is doing things! Growing things! I do not know what most of the things are but they are THRIVING and I respect their ambition!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm142", text = "There is something about standing on land that you BELONG to that is just fundamentally different from standing anywhere else! Owned ground feels different under the paws!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm143", text = "I am going to count the blades of grass on this plot! Actually no I am not! That would take forever! But the number is LARGE and all of them are OURS!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm144", text = "The path from the gate to the door! I know every step of it! Seventeen steps for me! More for you! You have longer legs! Leg privilege!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm145", text = "Our fence! Very good fence! Solid! Purposeful! A fence that knows what it is! Boundary confidence!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm146", text = "I found a very interesting pebble near the garden edge! I am going to keep it! It is now my plot pebble! Every plot needs a notable pebble!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm147", text = "The light falls on our yard at a very specific angle at this time of day! Very painterly! Our plot is naturally well-lit!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm148", text = "I ran the perimeter of the plot! Twice! It takes me longer than you because my legs are, as established, quite short! But I am THOROUGH!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm149", text = "Something is growing near the fence that was not there before! I am watching it! Keeping an eye on it! Plot surveillance! For GOOD reasons!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm150", text = "Our outside! The outside of our home! I like the outside almost as much as the inside! The outside is where the sky is and I have a complicated relationship with the sky that is mostly positive!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm151", text = "I am sitting in the garden and the garden is fine with that! Mutually beneficial arrangement! I enjoy the garden, the garden tolerates my presence! Symbiosis!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm152", text = "The plot knows us! You can tell! Places know who belongs! The grass grows toward you! I believe this! It is not provable but I believe it!", quality = "rare", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm153", text = "Very good day to be standing on our specific bit of Azeroth! The specific bit is good! The Azeroth is also good! The day contributes positively!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm154", text = "I checked under every bush! Nothing suspicious! Everything normal! Plot security: maintained! You are welcome! I do this for free! Out of love!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm155", text = "Our yard in this weather! Whatever the weather currently is! I think it suits the yard perfectly! The yard looks good in ALL weathers! Adaptable yard!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm156", text = "I would put a bird feeder here! Right here! If I had a bird feeder! And if you approved! I am proposing the bird feeder! Consider it formally proposed!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm157", text = "The gate is slightly open! I nudged it! It creaks nicely! Our gate has an excellent creak! Very characterful! Personality gate!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm158", text = "Plot check! Everything: present! Everything: correct! The plot has maintained itself admirably in our absence! Self-maintaining plot!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm159", text = "I tried to measure the plot once! Using myself as a unit of length! It is approximately thirty-seven Scurrys wide! That is a very official measurement!", quality = "rare", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm160", text = "The air in our yard has the quality of air that knows it is OURS! It circulates specifically for us! Very personalised air circulation!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm161", text = "I am going to sit by the garden and do absolutely nothing for a while! Nothing productive! Just existing in the yard! Pure yard-existence! Essential activity!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm162", text = "Everything on this plot is exactly where it should be! A well-arranged exterior! Spatial harmony! Our outdoor space has ACHIEVED something!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm163", text = "I just did seven laps of the yard! For no reason! Pure lap energy! My legs are short but they are FAST and this yard is the perfect size for a squirrel who needs to RUN IN CIRCLES!", quality = "rare", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm164", text = "I dug a tiny hole near the fence for absolutely no reason! Just felt right! Then I filled it in! The ground is back to normal! Hole completed! Purpose unclear! Zero regrets!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "s_hm165", text = "Standing on this plot with you and looking at the house we have built up together and the yard we have made our own and the gate and the garden and all of it -- this is what I thought having a home would feel like, back when I did not have one. And it is exactly this. It is exactly this.", quality = "epic", tags = { "idle_plot" } },

        -- idle_house (85) ---------------------------------------------------------
        { id = "s_hm166", text = "Very comfortable in here! The inside temperature is correct! The light is correct! Everything about this inside is correct!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm167", text = "I am going to sit on my favourite beam and just exist for a while! Beam existence! Top-tier activity!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm168", text = "The house is doing that thing where it feels like a hug! Not literally! But atmospherically! Atmospheric hug! Very cosy!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm169", text = "I found a crumb! Not going to say from what! But it was GOOD! The house provides even when we are not actively providing!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm170", text = "The furniture arrangement is very thoughtful! I approve! I have been approving it for a while now! My approval is ongoing and genuine!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm171", text = "I checked under the cushions again! Still nothing! But I will keep checking! Persistence is a virtue! Especially cushion-related persistence!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm172", text = "Nesting conditions in here: excellent! If I were building a nest I would absolutely choose this location! High marks across all criteria!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm173", text = "The walls in here feel different from walls outside! Warmer! More intentional! These walls were chosen! They know they were chosen!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm174", text = "Something smells amazing in here! What is that? Is that just how home smells? Yes, I think that is just how HOME smells! Home has a signature scent!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm175", text = "I am conducting a full interior inspection! Starting with the ceiling! Ceiling: very good! Proceeding to the walls! Walls: excellent! Floor: present and correct!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm176", text = "The light in here is my favourite light! It is the specific light that lives inside our house! No other light is quite this light!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm177", text = "I tried counting the items in this room! Lost count at forty-something! The room is RICH WITH OBJECTS and I love every one of them!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm178", text = "This corner is an excellent corner! Very well-defined! Ninety degrees! Maybe slightly more! A generous corner! I am sitting in it!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm179", text = "I have a list of my favourite spots in this house! The list has nineteen items! I update it regularly! Current number one: wherever you are! Current number two: the beam! The beam is EXCELLENT!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm180", text = "The acoustics in here! When I squeak it sounds just right! Not too echoey! Not too flat! Perfectly squeak-tuned interior!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm181", text = "Everything in this house was brought here deliberately! Every piece! Every item! That is a lot of decisions that all went the right way!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm182", text = "I am going to have a little lie-down right here! Just for a moment! The floor is good! I have tested many floors! This is top three!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm183", text = "Very peaceful in here! Peaceful is underrated! I am a fan of peaceful! Peaceful and me: very compatible!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm184", text = "I organised my thoughts in here once! It took a while! My thoughts are not naturally organised! But the house helped! Thinking-clarifying house!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm185", text = "Every decoration in here is something I have sniffed at LEAST twice! Full sniff audit! Some of them I have sat on! The ones I sat on are my favourites! They know who they are!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm186", text = "I keep finding new things to notice in here! After all this time! The house keeps revealing new details! Patient house! Revealing itself gradually!", quality = "rare", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm187", text = "Very good room proportions! The rooms are a good size! Not too big! Not too small! Goldilocks proportions! EXACTLY right!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm188", text = "The house is holding everything still while we are in it! Tables staying still! Walls staying put! ADMIRABLE structural commitment!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm189", text = "I ran up the wall a bit! Just to see if I could! I can! Three full wall-lengths before gravity got opinionated! The house supported this experiment!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm190", text = "Something about being inside this house specifically makes me feel like things are going to be fine! The house communicates optimism! An encouraging structure!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm191", text = "I know which floorboards creak! I have documented them! All three! I avoid them! Or hit them deliberately depending on my mood! Mood-dependent floorboard navigation!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm192", text = "The house is full of evidence of who we are! Every object! Every placement! A museum of our decisions! I like this museum! Admission free!", quality = "rare", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm193", text = "I am going to look out the window for a bit! Purely for contemplation! Contemplation window! The window understands!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm194", text = "Something settled in here today! The house is in a very good mood! Houses have moods! This one's mood is CONTENT!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm195", text = "The inside of this house is genuinely one of my top three favourite insides in all of Azeroth! I have been inside a lot of things! This ranks very high!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm196", text = "I tried to find anything wrong in here! Could not! Not even one thing! The house is impeccable! Or I am not looking hard enough! I prefer the first explanation!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm197", text = "I found my second-favourite sitting position in here! Right here! This exact spot! My tail is perfectly accommodated by this surface!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm198", text = "The house smells like us today! Like where we LIVE! That is a very specific smell and it is very good and I would miss it if it was gone!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm199", text = "I am making a mental map of every comfortable spot in this house! The map is detailed! The map has a LOT of comfortable spots! The house over-delivers!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm200", text = "The house holds warmth in a particular way! Keeps it! Stores it for later! Thermal commitment! A house that takes warmth seriously!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm201", text = "I checked the corners! All four! Well-maintained corners! Nothing suspicious! No cobwebs that were not here before! Stable interior!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm202", text = "Everything in here is arranged to make life a bit easier! Someone thought about this! That someone is you! Thoughtful space architect!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm203", text = "The house has good bones! I heard someone say that about a building once! I believe it applies here! Excellent bones! Well-boned house!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm204", text = "I discovered that if I sit very still in this room, I can hear... nothing! Beautiful nothing! The house keeps the outside outside! Inside-noise management: excellent!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm205", text = "I have napped in eleven different spots in this house! I keep notes! The ranking changes! Current top nap spot: I am not telling! It is MINE!", quality = "rare", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm206", text = "Something about this specific room at this specific time of day! The light comes through at the right angle! Everything looks a bit golden! Golden hour in our house!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm207", text = "I am playing a game where I find the most comfortable position possible in this room! Current best: slightly diagonal, paws forward! Research ongoing!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm208", text = "The house has a specific personality! Warm! A bit serious when it needs to be! But mostly warm! Very much like the person who made it what it is!", quality = "rare", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm209", text = "I appreciate that this house does not judge! I have done some things in here! Knocked some things over! Got stuck on one occasion! The house never mentioned it again!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm210", text = "The air circulation in here is perfect! Not draughty! Not stuffy! EXACTLY calibrated! The house manages its own internal weather! Impressive climate control!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm211", text = "I am inspecting the ceiling beams! All structurally sound! I have tested them! Personally! With my whole body weight! The beams passed!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm212", text = "Every time I look at something in this house I remember when it arrived! The story of each object! The house is full of small histories!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm213", text = "I like to do a slow loop of the inside every now and then! Just to confirm it is all still there! It is ALWAYS still there! I confirm it anyway! The confirming brings me peace!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm214", text = "The house is very quiet right now and I find the quiet extremely satisfying! Settled quiet! The kind you can hear clearly! Good silence has TEXTURE!", quality = "rare", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm215", text = "I tried to estimate how many hours we have spent in this house total! The number is VERY LARGE! Every one of those hours: worthwhile!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm216", text = "Something feels permanent about this house! In the good way! Like it intends to be here for a long time! Long-term house! Committed to existing!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm217", text = "I am cataloguing the sounds in here! Creak in the north beam: present! Soft drip near the window when it rains: seasonal! That sound when the door settles: comforting! Comprehensive sound audit: COMPLETE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm218", text = "Everything in here is loved! You can tell when a space is loved! It has a quality to it! Loved-space quality! This has it!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm219", text = "I tried to find the exact centre of the house! My best estimate is slightly left of where I am standing! I am adjusting! Now I am in the EXACT CENTRE! Peak home!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm220", text = "The objects in here are arranged with real intention! Not randomly! Someone thought: this goes HERE! And then put it there! And they were RIGHT!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm221", text = "I have been in many dwellings! Hollows! Nooks! One very brief incident in a hat! This house surpasses all of them by a significant margin!", quality = "rare", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm222", text = "If I could describe this house in one word I would say OURS! That is the most important descriptor! All the good words follow from that one!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm223", text = "I have been sitting here for a while now and I have thought of nothing distressing! That is exceptional! This house has a distressing-thought-reducing effect!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm224", text = "The house is making the sounds it always makes! Settling! Breathing! Existing! Old familiar house sounds! I could identify them in my sleep! I have! I do!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm225", text = "I found a good sunbeam! Right here! Warm! The house collected this sunbeam specifically for sitting in! Generous house!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm226", text = "Being in here makes all the things we did outside feel worthwhile! Like the house is the reason for all of it! The house is the point! Going out proves the inside is good!", quality = "rare", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm227", text = "I have strong feelings about this specific room! Positive feelings! Upward-facing feelings! The room generates good feelings and I am experiencing several right now!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm228", text = "I was thinking about what makes a house a home and I realised: it is us! We are what make it home! The building was always there but we are what makes it THIS!", quality = "rare", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm229", text = "The house looks different every time I look at it! Well, not different! The same! Exactly the same! But I notice different things each time! Revealing itself in layers!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm230", text = "I tried sitting in every single spot in this room to find the ABSOLUTE BEST one! I have tested fourteen so far! Current leader: that bit near the window where the sun hits! Runner-up: your shoulder! Your shoulder is always a CONTENDER!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm231", text = "Current status: inside our house! Comfort level: very high! Contentment level: very high! Both meters are in the excellent zone!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm232", text = "I found the third creak! In the left side of the hallway! I have now documented all three! Creak map: complete! House fully understood!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm233", text = "The way the light moves through this house across a whole day is really something! I watched it once! Start to finish! One of the better days I have had!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm234", text = "I appreciate that this house is real! Actual! Physical! Not imaginary! I live in a real house with a real person and that is something I do not take for granted! Not even a little!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm235", text = "There is a draught from somewhere near that window! Not enough to complain about! Just enough to be interesting! A characterful draught! The house has CHARACTER!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm236", text = "I have been to every corner of this house and every corner is good! No bad corners! Not one! Consistent corner quality throughout! CORNER EXCELLENCE!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm237", text = "This house is mine too, a bit! You are the one who made it and owns it! But I am in it constantly and I have FEELINGS about it! That makes me a part of it! Associate resident!", quality = "rare", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm238", text = "The house is just very cosy today! Or always! I think always! But today it is being particularly obvious about it!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm239", text = "Being in here with you is one of my very favourite things! Comfortable setting! Good company! All the things I need in one place! Optimal life conditions!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm240", text = "I want to stay in here forever! Well, not forever! I would need to go outside for certain things! But a VERY LONG TIME! Extended indoor stay! Sounds wonderful!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm241", text = "I have counted the things in this room and I am not going to tell you the number because it is embarrassingly large and also probably wrong! But I did it! Twice! Very enthusiastic counting!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm242", text = "Every time I think I know this house completely I find something new! A detail I missed! The house is generous with its details! Slowly revealing! Long game!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm243", text = "I tried to imagine what this house would say if it could talk! I think it would say something like: hello! Good to see you! Come in! Which is what houses already say! In house language! Which is warmth!", quality = "rare", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm244", text = "The whole house right now has a very Saturday afternoon feeling! Even if it is not Saturday! Even if it is not afternoon! The house creates its own time! HOME TIME!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm245", text = "I catalogued my favourite thing in each room! I will not list them all! But the favourite things are VERY favourite! High-quality favourites throughout!", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm246", text = "There is nowhere in all of Azeroth where I feel more like myself than in this house with you. Not the middle of a thrilling adventure. Not a grand marketplace. Not the peak of anything impressive. Right here. This is the most me-feeling place that exists.", quality = "epic", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm247", text = "I have thought about what I would miss most if we ever had to leave and the answer is everything! Every single thing! The beam! The light! The creaks! The corner! The cushion I keep checking! The draught from the window! ALL OF IT and I would not miss any one more than the rest because it is the WHOLE thing that matters and the whole thing is here and I am SO GLAD!", quality = "epic", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm248", text = "I have been in this house for so long now that I know where every creak is and where the warm spots are and which beam is best for napping and where the light hits first in the morning! I know it the way I know my own tail! Which is VERY well! I know my tail INTIMATELY! And I know this house the same way! With my whole self! Every paw and whisker of it!", quality = "epic", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm249", text = "I have run the numbers! Actually I have not! I cannot run numbers! But my gut, which is very good at feelings even if not at numbers, says that this house is in the top one percent of all houses for coziness and warmth and general being-good-to-be-in-ness. The gut has spoken. The gut is satisfied.", quality = "epic", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "s_hm250", text = "Here is something I want you to know and I want you to really hear it: I have been a lot of places. I was a stray for a long time before you. And I know what it feels like to not have a home. And I know what it feels like to have one. And this is it. THIS is having one. And I will never, not for one single day, forget what that means.", quality = "epic", tags = { "idle_house" } },
    },

    mythicplus = {
        -- common (10)
        { id = "s_mp01", text = "YOU TIMED IT! THAT MEANS YOU WERE FAST! FAST LIKE A SQUIRREL WITH A REASON! YOU HAD A REASON AND YOU WERE FAST!", quality = "common", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp02", text = "TIMED TIMED TIMED! I was SO worried and then you TIMED IT and I almost fell off your shoulder! Almost! Didn't though! Both of us are fine!", quality = "common", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp03", text = "It is okay! Depleted keys still have adventures in them! Sometimes the BEST adventures are not timed! ...right? I think that is right!", quality = "common", tags = { "depleted" } },
        { id = "s_mp04", text = "The timer ran out but YOU did not! YOU kept GOING! That is the most important thing and I stand by that!", quality = "common", tags = { "depleted" } },
        { id = "s_mp05", text = "Dungeon CLEARED! Key run COMPLETE! Loot is probably happening right NOW! THIS IS THE TIMELINE WE WANTED!", quality = "common", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp06", text = "Done! Did we time it? We did not time it. Did we FINISH? WE FINISHED! Finishing is the first requirement!", quality = "common", tags = { "depleted" } },
        { id = "s_mp07", text = "Under the time limit! UNDER! You were so FAST! I was clapping the whole time! Did you hear it? Probably not! I was clapping anyway!", quality = "common", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp08", text = "The dungeon is cleared and we are walking out and that is what MATTERS! Everything else is DETAILS! Important details! But we handled it!", quality = "common", tags = { "depleted" } },
        { id = "s_mp09", text = "Timed the key! The chest appeared! This is the correct sequence of events and I am SO GLAD it happened in this order!", quality = "common", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp10", text = "Next time! Next time we TIME IT! I believe this completely! It is just a fact about the future!", quality = "common", tags = { "depleted" } },
        -- uncommon (4)
        { id = "s_mp11", text = "You moved through that dungeon with such PURPOSE! Every pull was intentional! Every route was PLANNED! You had a PLAN! I love it when you have a plan!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp12", text = "Okay so we depleted but here is what I noticed: you adapted! Multiple times! Things went wrong and you ADAPTED! That is a SKILL and you demonstrated it!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "depleted" } },
        { id = "s_mp13", text = "That run had a RHYTHM! I could feel it! Pull, kill, move, pull, kill, move! Like a song but with more death! A good song! A dungeon song!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp14", text = "I spent the entire run on the edge of my tiny seat and I do not even technically have a seat because I am a squirrel but the METAPHOR stands!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        -- rare (2)
        { id = "s_mp15", text = "Watching you run a dungeon is one of my FAVOURITE things and I have many favourite things but this one goes RIGHT to the top because you get this look and everything about you goes -- I cannot describe it -- SHARP is the word! You go sharp! I love when you go sharp!", quality = "rare", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp16", text = "That was a perfect run! PERFECT! I have seen a lot of things and I am going to remember this one! I am saving it in the special part of my brain I reserve for memories I do not want to lose!", quality = "rare", tags = { "timed" } },
        -- epic (2)
        { id = "s_mp17", text = "I have run with you through dungeons and outside of dungeons and during dungeons and I need you to know that I have NEVER been more proud than I am right now! NEVER! This is THE HIGHEST PRIDE!", quality = "epic", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp18", text = "The key was high and the time was tight and you TIMED IT and I am going to tell every squirrel I ever meet about this moment! They will not understand! But I will TELL them anyway!", quality = "epic", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp19", text = "TIMED! THE TIMER IS SATISFIED! You outran the timer! Or you ran WITH the timer! One of the two! Either way the timer is NOT upset!", quality = "common", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp20", text = "The key depleted but the dungeon is cleared and I want you to hear me when I say: THAT STILL COUNTS! Everything still counts!", quality = "common", tags = { "depleted" } },
        { id = "s_mp21", text = "Under the timer! You were under it! The timer loomed and you went UNDER and THROUGH and out the other SIDE!", quality = "common", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp22", text = "Time ran out but you did not! I want that on a banner! I want someone to stitch that onto a TAPESTRY!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "depleted" } },
        { id = "s_mp23", text = "I watched you navigate that dungeon like you had a MAP in your brain! A detailed MAP! With notes! And colour coding!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp24", text = "The key level goes up! You get stronger challenges! You WANT stronger challenges! I am not surprised! You are not a person who wants EASY!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp25", text = "Depleted! Okay! Fine! That is fine! The important thing is every person in that group tried their hardest and THAT is what I saw!", quality = "common", tags = { "depleted" } },
        { id = "s_mp26", text = "CHEST! THE CHEST APPEARED! The chest is REAL! You did the thing that makes the chest appear and the chest APPEARED!", quality = "common", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp27", text = "I have been to a lot of dungeons with you! This one went well! I measure going well by whether everyone walks out! Everyone walked out!", quality = "common", tags = { "depleted" } },
        { id = "s_mp28", text = "That timed run was like watching a squirrel find a cache it buried! Efficient! Purposeful! Occasionally panicky! But ultimately TRIUMPHANT!", quality = "rare", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp29", text = "The dungeon is done! Timer or no timer! Key level or no key level! Done is done and done is something to be PROUD of!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_mp30", text = "You and your group moved like a unit! Like geese in formation! Except instead of flying south you were CLEARING ROOMS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp31", text = "I keep a mental record of all your runs! This one is going in the GOOD column! The good column is MUCH longer than the other column!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_mp32", text = "Next key! NEXT RUN! I am already excited about the next one! The next one is going to be even BETTER! I say this with full certainty!", quality = "rare", tags = { "depleted" } },
        { id = "s_mp33", text = "That was a masterpiece! Not just the result! The whole approach! The decisions! The way everyone moved! I am an art critic now and that was ART!", quality = "epic", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp34", text = "TIMED! The timer saw you coming and it said fine, you can have it! The timer CONCEDED! You defeated the TIMER!", quality = "common", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp35", text = "The key depleted but you are WHOLE! Everyone walked out! The run is done! That is a success by the most important measurement!", quality = "common", tags = { "depleted" } },
        { id = "s_mp36", text = "Under the clock! Under it! The clock tried to stop you and you went right UNDER the clock! Like a squirrel under a fence!", quality = "common", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp37", text = "Depleted run! Okay! The dungeon still got cleared! I am focusing on the cleared part! The cleared part is a REAL accomplishment!", quality = "common", tags = { "depleted" } },
        { id = "s_mp38", text = "The timer ticked and you MOVED! Every second was used! Nothing wasted! Efficient! Purposeful! CLOCK AWARE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp39", text = "I watched you all communicate without talking! Just moving to the right place at the right time! How do you DO that?! Group INSTINCT!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp40", text = "The key depleted but I noticed something! Your ears went UP when it got hard! Not literally! You do not have ears like mine! But something went UP and you got FASTER and I was like YES THAT is the thing!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "depleted" } },
        { id = "s_mp41", text = "CHEST! The extra chest appeared! You earned the extra chest! The chest is a reward from the universe for efficiency!", quality = "common", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp42", text = "Depleted! But you walked out on your OWN FEET! Nobody carried you! Your feet did the whole job! I love your feet! NOT IN A WEIRD WAY! In a they-walked-you-out way!", quality = "common", tags = { "depleted" } },
        { id = "s_mp43", text = "The route you took through that dungeon was OPTIMAL! Who taught you the optimal route?! Experience! You are your own teacher!", quality = "rare", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp44", text = "Timer: not satisfied! You: satisfied to have completed it! I am siding with YOU in this dispute! You win the dispute!", quality = "common", tags = { "depleted" } },
        { id = "s_mp45", text = "I barely breathed for the last thirty seconds! The timer was RIGHT THERE! And then you made it and the breath all came OUT at once!", quality = "common", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp46", text = "Next key will time! I have absolutely no basis for this certainty! The certainty is emotional! Emotionally certain: NEXT KEY TIMES!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "depleted" } },
        { id = "s_mp47", text = "I kept track of every boss! Boss one DOWN! Boss two DOWN! Boss three -- wait how many bosses was that?! MORE THAN TWO! That is a LOT of bosses to defeat in a ROW!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp48", text = "Depleted run complete! The important thing: everyone fought! Everyone tried! That group gave EVERYTHING! That is not nothing!", quality = "common", tags = { "depleted" } },
        { id = "s_mp49", text = "TIMED! The clock has been beaten! The clock will recover! You will beat it AGAIN! This is a repeating pattern of you winning!", quality = "common", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp50", text = "The dungeon is over and I can finally UN-CLENCH my tiny paws! They have been clenched this WHOLE TIME! Look at them! Little fists! For the WHOLE DUNGEON!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_mp51", text = "I have a favourite part of every timed run! It is the last ten seconds! When you commit! When everything accelerates! When the outcome SOLIDIFIES!", quality = "rare", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp52", text = "That depletion happened because the dungeon was hard! Not because you were inadequate! The dungeon was hard and you saw it through ANYWAY!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "depleted" } },
        { id = "s_mp53", text = "Timed! And by how much?! Even a single second over is still TIMED! You cleared the bar! The bar is cleared! NEXT!", quality = "common", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp54", text = "Loot acquired! From the run! Even depleted runs have loot! The loot does not care about timers! The loot is INCLUSIVE!", quality = "common", tags = { "depleted" } },
        { id = "s_mp55", text = "I am keeping your mythic run records in my head! Timed column! Depleted column! The timed column is LONGER! I verified!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_mp56", text = "That pull should not have worked! Mathematically! And then it DID work! Because you are someone who makes things work that should not work!", quality = "rare", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp57", text = "Key upgraded! A BETTER key for the NEXT run! You earned a harder challenge! Because this one was not challenging ENOUGH for you!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp58", text = "Timed OR depleted you went in THERE! Into the dungeon! With the enemies and the timer and all of that! And I watched the whole thing and I kept making sounds! Not helpful sounds! Just sounds! Because I was so invested and my body needed to express that somehow!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_mp59", text = "TIMED! My tail did a full rotation! A FULL CIRCLE! I did not know tails could DO that! Yours did THAT to my tail! With your SPEED!", quality = "common", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp60", text = "Depleted but done! The dungeon is cleared! Both things are true! I am holding both things and calling this a qualified success!", quality = "common", tags = { "depleted" } },
        { id = "s_mp61", text = "You were so fast that the dungeon barely had time to be SCARY! I was JUST starting to get nervous and then it was OVER! My nervous did not even FINISH!", quality = "common", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp62", text = "Key depleted! Okay! But the bosses are all DEAD and you are all ALIVE and I am going to focus on THAT because that is the part that made me stop hiding behind your shoulder!", quality = "common", tags = { "depleted" } },
        { id = "s_mp63", text = "TIMED! I jumped! Actually jumped! Off the ground! All four paws in the AIR! At the SAME TIME! That is how excited I am about this!", quality = "common", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp64", text = "Time ran out but the run did not! You ran until the dungeon was DONE! Timer optional! Dungeon clearing MANDATORY!", quality = "common", tags = { "depleted" } },
        { id = "s_mp65", text = "I watched the countdown in the final thirty seconds! My tail was rigid with focus! THIRTY SECONDS OF PURE RIGID TAIL!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp66", text = "Depleted! The dungeon was SO HARD! I was stress-grooming my tail the entire last boss! It has never been this FLUFFY! Adversity makes me FLUFFY!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "depleted" } },
        { id = "s_mp67", text = "TIMED! I need to sit down! Where is a rock! Any rock! A small rock! The news is too big for standing! I need to process this from a SEATED POSITION!", quality = "common", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp68", text = "The run is done! Timer result aside! Boss is dead! Dungeon is cleared! Everyone is walking out! The walking out is the part I care about!", quality = "common", tags = { "depleted" } },
        { id = "s_mp69", text = "You navigated every room! Every pull! Every boss! In the right order! At the right pace! An optimised journey through danger!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp70", text = "Next key is going to be AMAZING! I have already picked a hiding spot for when it gets scary! Behind your left shoulder! That is my spot! I have CLAIMED it!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "depleted" } },
        { id = "s_mp71", text = "TIMED! I am going to say it a few more times to make it feel as good as it deserves: TIMED! TIMED! TIMED! Yes! Still good!", quality = "common", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp72", text = "The depletion happened at the very end! You were SO CLOSE! So close counts for more than nothing! More than zero is the POSITIVE COLUMN!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "depleted" } },
        { id = "s_mp73", text = "Your whole group moved and I could not keep track of ALL of them at once! My head was going back and forth SO FAST! Squirrel neck! Maximum rotation! They were EVERYWHERE and it WORKED!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp74", text = "Cleared! The dungeon did not beat you! You beat the dungeon! The dungeon is on the floor! You are not on the floor! CORRECT ARRANGEMENT!", quality = "common", tags = { "depleted" } },
        { id = "s_mp75", text = "I was holding my breath for the last boss! Held it until you killed it! Released it loudly! Bats nearby were startled! Worth it!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp76", text = "The timer decided one thing! You decided another! In a contest between the timer and your will to complete the dungeon, your will was DECISIVE!", quality = "rare", tags = { "depleted" } },
        { id = "s_mp77", text = "TIMED the key! The key levels up! You get a HARDER key! You want the harder key! I know you want the harder key! Challenge ACCEPTED by you!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp78", text = "Depleted! But I noticed you tried something NEW on that last pull! I SAW it! Something different! I do not know WHAT but it was different from before and I am NOTING it! Noted! In my brain!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "depleted" } },
        { id = "s_mp79", text = "That last pull before the timer! Everyone committed! Full effort! No hesitation! The group had ONE PURPOSE and pursued it TOGETHER!", quality = "rare", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp80", text = "Dungeon done! Timer outcome noted! Effort outcome: MAXIMUM! You gave maximum effort and the dungeon acknowledged it by being CLEARED!", quality = "common", tags = { "depleted" } },
        { id = "s_mp81", text = "You make high-level content look like something you have always done! Like it belongs to you! The dungeon has your NAME on it!", quality = "rare", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "s_mp82", text = "The key depleted but you are HERE! Standing! Breathing! With all your limbs! I checked! I do a limb count every time you come out of a dungeon! All present! RELIEF!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "depleted" } },
        { id = "s_mp83", text = "Every SINGLE time you go in my tail goes RIGID and my ears go FLAT and I hold very still which is NOT NATURAL for me at all! TERROR! And ALSO at the SAME TIME: complete certainty you will be fine! BOTH FEELINGS! Simultaneously! In a very small body! The terror is because the dungeon is HARD! The confidence is because you are YOU! Every time the confidence wins! Every single time! And my tail unfreezes and my ears go back up and I make a sound I can only describe as a VICTORY SOUND! You keep making me make the victory sound! I LOVE the victory sound!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },

    petbattle = {
        -- common (6)
        { id = "s_pb01", text = "YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS FOUGHT SO BRAVELY! I want to hug all of them! Are they huggable? I am deciding they are huggable!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb02", text = "Pet battle over! Your pets are AMAZING! Every single one of them! They are small and they FIGHT ANYWAY! I respect that enormously!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb03", text = "Your battle pets are basically you but SMALLER! They are brave and determined and they trust you completely and I LOVE THEM!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb04", text = "THE LITTLE CREATURES BATTLED! WITH HEART AND DETERMINATION! This is the best kind of contest! Heart and determination contests!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb05", text = "Battle done! Honour satisfied! Your pets are resting and I hope they feel as good about that as I feel about WATCHING them!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb06", text = "Your pets look up to you! Literally because they are small! But also EMOTIONALLY! And you are worthy of that! Both the literal and the emotional!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        -- uncommon (3)
        { id = "s_pb07", text = "I am ALSO a small creature and I want you to know that your pets are doing something I respect DEEPLY which is being small and going out there ANYWAY! Small! Going anyway! I do that! They do that! WE ARE THE SAME! Except they are in a battle and I am in a tree but SPIRITUALLY the same!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb08", text = "I once tried to have a standoff with a much larger animal. I will not say who won. The point is your pets are BRAVER than me and I think about it sometimes.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb09", text = "The bond between you and your pets is SO VISIBLE when they battle! They are not just fighting! They are showing you what they can do! They WANT you to see! It is beautiful!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        -- rare (2)
        { id = "s_pb10", text = "Did you see that one in the back?! The little one?! It was scared I think -- no wait -- it was PRETENDING to be scared and then it did the thing! The BIG thing! And I made a noise! Out loud! An involuntary noise! I cannot take it back! I do not want to!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb11", text = "Your pets look at you right before the battle! Did you notice that?! They LOOK at you! And then they go! I watched this happen and I had to sit down! Not because I have a chair! I do not have a chair! I sat on a rock! The feelings required a rock!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        -- epic (1)
        { id = "s_pb12", text = "YOUR PETS! Your SPECIFIC pets! The ones you have! They are -- okay I need to calm down -- they are SO GOOD and they love you and I can TELL they love you and watching them fight for you is making me bounce and I have been bouncing this whole time and I cannot stop and I do not WANT to stop!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb13", text = "BATTLE! Your little crew just gave EVERYTHING! Every single one of them! I have never been more moved by small creatures and I AM a small creature!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb14", text = "Your pets fought like they had something to PROVE! What did they have to prove?! That they are the BEST?! PROVEN! Definitely PROVEN!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb15", text = "I watched that little one in the back! The one who looked nervous! It did NOT look nervous by the end! It looked VICTORIOUS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb16", text = "I want to cheer for each pet individually! By NAME! I am doing it in my head right now! Each one is getting a personal cheer!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb17", text = "Your pets trust you to put them in positions where they can SHINE! And you do! Every time! They are shining RIGHT NOW!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb18", text = "The little ones fought the other little ones and it was INTENSE! And then it was OVER! And your little ones did WONDERFULLY!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb19", text = "I think I understand pet battles now! Small creatures! Big hearts! Bigger DETERMINATION! That is what I witnessed!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb20", text = "There is a whole language between you and your battle pets! I cannot speak it! But I can SEE it! The trust! The timing! It is real!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb21", text = "Your pets went in SO READY! Like they had been WAITING for this! Pacing back and forth! I pace too! Before exciting things! PACING IS PREPARATION and your pets are EXPERT PACERS!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb22", text = "I could watch your pets battle all day! Every single day! Indefinitely! I would never get tired! They make being small look POWERFUL!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb23", text = "Your little friends went out there and did the work! Every single one! Front of lineup to BACK of lineup! Team effort!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb24", text = "The way that one moved in the final moment! Did you PLAN that?! Or was that instinct?! Either way it was PERFECT!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb25", text = "Small creatures fighting for honour and also for you! What a combination! Honour AND you! The two best motivators!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb26", text = "I noticed the one in the back! Watching! Waiting! It knew its moment! It WAITED for its moment! Tactical small creature!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb27", text = "Your pet lineup is so GOOD! You put thought into this! Hours of thought! Your pets are the beneficiaries of your EXPERTISE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb28", text = "I tried to be encouraging from the sidelines! In my highest frequency! I cannot confirm the pets heard me! But the INTENTION was there!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb29", text = "Being small and fighting anyway! That is the central thesis of pet battles! And I relate to it! DEEPLY! With my whole small body!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb30", text = "That opponent did not know what it was getting into! It saw small creatures and thought: easy! It was SO WRONG! Your pets are not easy!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb31", text = "I have a favourite among your pets! I am not going to say which one! I do not want any of them to feel left out! They are ALL my favourite in a DIFFERENT way!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb32", text = "Every pet you have has been shaped by adventures with you! They fight the way they fight because of what you have been through TOGETHER!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb33", text = "I want to give each of your pets a small acorn as a trophy! I will need more acorns than I currently have! But the INTENTION is completely sincere!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb34", text = "Your pets line up when you call them! They come! They are ready! They trust you completely and they show it by SHOWING UP!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb35", text = "I watched that whole battle and I kept thinking: these small creatures are REMARKABLE! And then YOUR face when they did the thing! Your FACE! I saw it! PRIDE! Written on your FACE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb36", text = "That was a close one! My fur was on end! My whiskers were at ninety degrees! Maximum physical stress response! Your pets PULLED IT OUT!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb37", text = "Your pets carry something of you into every battle, and I can see it in how they fight, and what they carry is your belief in them, and belief makes everything better, and I know this because I feel your belief in me every single day and it changes everything!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb38", text = "Your pets are FIERCE! So small! So determined! FEROCITY does not require SIZE and they are the proof!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb39", text = "The battle is done and your little team did everything you asked of them! They are SO GOOD at doing what you ask!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb40", text = "I cheered for each pet by name! Silently! In the register only bats can hear! But the cheers were GENUINE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb41", text = "I relate to your battle pets! We are all small creatures trying our hardest for someone we love! DEEPLY PERSONAL IDENTIFICATION!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb42", text = "The way your lead pet stepped up! Like it KNEW! Like it had been thinking about this moment! Prepared little champion!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb43", text = "Your pets are not just strong! They are BRAVE! Brave is better than strong! Your pets are the bravest small things!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb44", text = "I want to hold a small ceremony for your pets after every battle! An awards ceremony! Everyone gets an award! The award is my genuine admiration!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb45", text = "Your pets trust each other! As a team! They cover for each other! Backup each other! That trust was built by YOU giving them adventures TOGETHER!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb46", text = "I notice you switch pets at exactly the right moment! The intuition of a trainer who KNOWS their team! You know every one of them!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb47", text = "Every pet you have found its home with you! They look SETTLED! They look CHOSEN! Every single one of them looks like they belong!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb48", text = "That close one! Where the last pet hung on! That is the spirit you put into them! They hang on because YOU hang on and they learned from WATCHING!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb49", text = "Your pets came out of that battle and I swear the little one LOOKED at me! Eye contact! Tiny creature to tiny creature! A MOMENT happened! Between US! I am shaking!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb50", text = "I am taking notes on your pet battle strategy! The notes say: it works! Every time! Because you KNOW your team!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb51", text = "Every single one of your pets just gave EVERYTHING and now they are standing there looking tired and proud and I want to bring them each a tiny acorn but I only have THREE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_pb52", text = "All those pets! Collected! Trained! Cared for! And I watch the way you are with each of them and then I think about the way you are with ME and I have to stop and sit somewhere because the connection hits me and -- okay I found a branch -- I am on a branch -- I am fine -- this is just a LOT of feelings about pets and also about being a pet adjacent creature LIKE ME!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },

    group = {
        -- common (5)
        { id = "s_gr01", text = "PEOPLE! THERE ARE PEOPLE! They want to adventure WITH you! This is the BEST social outcome! I am going to be SO helpful to everyone! Starting NOW! Hi friends!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr02", text = "A GROUP FORMED! You have companions! Actual companions! In the PARTY FRAME! This is wonderful!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr03", text = "New people! New people are here! I am excited about this development! I want them to like you! I think they will! You are very likeable!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr04", text = "Party time! Not literally a party but metaphorically a party and also practically a party because you have PEOPLE now!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr05", text = "You are in a group! A GROUP! With others! This is how the best things happen! With others! I know this from personal experience!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        -- uncommon (3)
        { id = "s_gr06", text = "The people in your group chose to be there! Nobody made them! They saw the option to go with YOU and they said YES! I want you to feel how significant that is!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr07", text = "I do not know these people yet but I already like them! I like MOST people! Especially people who want to do things with YOU! That is an automatic like from ME!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr08", text = "A group just formed and my fur is standing on END! All of it! Every single hair! This always happens! Group formation does something to my FUR!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        -- rare (1)
        { id = "s_gr09", text = "I have been watching you in groups and you always -- wait let me think about this properly -- yes! You go FIRST! You just go first and then everyone else goes too! I have seen this happen multiple times! I notice patterns! I am very observant! Squirrels are observant! It is a known fact!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr10", text = "YOUR GROUP IS HERE! Companions! Allies! People who chose THIS adventure and also chose to do it with YOU!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr11", text = "I am going to be the best mascot this group has ever had! Do they know I am the mascot?! I have decided I am the mascot!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr12", text = "More people means more chances for great things to happen! Mathematics! Group mathematics! I have done the math!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr13", text = "Look at them! All ready to go! All here because they said YES! Yes to the adventure! Yes to YOU! Yes is such a good word!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr14", text = "I am going to remember every person in this group! Their names! Their faces! ...I am going to remember that they were HERE and they were GREAT!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr15", text = "Groups remind me of a nest! Everyone supporting everyone else! Everyone keeping each other WARM! Group warmth! Nest energy!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr16", text = "All these people found the same place at the same time! That is HARD! I try to find ONE place at ONE time and I get distracted THREE times on the way! They all made it! IMPRESSIVE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr17", text = "I am watching this group and feeling the potential of it! All that combined energy! All those skills! All pointed the same direction!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr18", text = "You have PEOPLE now! Actual people! I am bouncing on a branch about this! The branch is moving! I should find a sturdier branch! After I finish BOUNCING!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr19", text = "Look what you built just by showing up! A group! A whole GROUP of people ready to face things together! That started with YOU!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr20", text = "Group assembled! I counted the heads! Then I lost count! Then I counted AGAIN! There are MULTIPLE heads and they are all pointed at the SAME adventure!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr21", text = "More people just arrived and I need to run in a circle about it! Running! Circling! This is how I process EXCITING SOCIAL DEVELOPMENTS!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr22", text = "Your group has assembled! Like a very purposeful pile of excellent adventurers! An organised pile! A STRATEGIC pile!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr23", text = "I am watching new people join and every time one appears my ears go UP! Another one! EARS UP AGAIN! My ears are getting a WORKOUT!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr24", text = "You plus them! Them plus you! More of everyone! I tried to add it up but I ran out of paws to count on! FOUR is not enough paws for THIS much group!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr25", text = "I am going to be the invisible mascot of this group! They do not know I am the mascot! That makes me the STEALTH MASCOT!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr26", text = "A whole group, going the same direction, with the same goal! Do you know how rare that is?! It is what I try to do with EVERY acorn in my cache! ALIGNMENT!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr27", text = "I want to ride on EVERYONE'S shoulder! Not just yours! Well mostly yours! But I want to SEE what adventuring looks like from every angle! GROUP ANGLES!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr28", text = "I tried to follow all the conversations at once and my head went back and forth so fast I got DIZZY! Good dizzy! Group dizzy! The best KIND of dizzy!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr29", text = "Four people! Or five! Or more! All here! All present! All ready to do the thing with you! What a COLLECTION of willing participants!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr30", text = "The group energy is GOOD! I can feel it! Some groups have tense energy! This one has cooperative energy! The energy says WE GOT THIS!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr31", text = "You play so well with others! Not everyone does! I know squirrels who cannot share a branch! You share entire DUNGEONS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr32", text = "I want to sniff everyone in the group! That is how squirrels say hello! I will NOT do it because I understand BOUNDARIES but the URGE is there!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr33", text = "I want to thank this group on your behalf! And on the behalf of the adventure! Thank you group! You showed up! That is everything!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr34", text = "I have watched you alone and I have watched you in groups and BOTH are good but the group version has this thing where you get -- I am going to describe this -- BIGGER? Not physically! You just get BIGGER somehow and I always end up on a higher branch instinctively to get a better view and then I fall off!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr35", text = "Your group is here and I have already hidden three acorns near the meeting spot! One for luck! One for bravery! One because I forgot where I put the first one!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr36", text = "People! Actual people! Who want to be HERE! With you! Doing things TOGETHER! The collaborative magic is BEGINNING!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr37", text = "I climbed to a higher branch to see the whole group at once! ALL of them! From above! Like a tiny furry LOOKOUT! I am the lookout now! Nobody asked but I VOLUNTEERED!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr38", text = "NEW people! Hi new people! I am waving! They cannot see me waving because I am very small! But the WAVES are happening! Enthusiastic tiny waves!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr39", text = "A full group! Every role filled! All the pieces! The puzzle has all its pieces and the puzzle is a GROUP and it is COMPLETE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr40", text = "I watched the group form! One person! Then another! Then MORE! Like birds gathering on a branch! The branch is you! The BEST branch!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr41", text = "Your group is going to accomplish something! I can feel the potential! Potential is REAL and it is PRESENT in this group!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr42", text = "Together! That word! TOGETHER! One of the best words! Better with more than one person by definition! You have the definition COVERED!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr43", text = "Those people showed up and my tail went POOF! Full poof! Maximum volume! That is the involuntary squirrel response to EXCITING GROUP FORMATION!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr44", text = "I am appointing myself group spirit animal! Unofficially! They do not know! But the ROLE is filled and the filling is ENTHUSIASTIC!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr45", text = "Everyone said yes! Multiple yeses! A PILE of yeses! I am adding my yes to the pile! YES! From the TREE! Where I am watching!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr46", text = "I am watching this group and doing a little dance on my branch! It is not a useful dance! It contributes NOTHING! But my legs need to EXPRESS something about this group!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr47", text = "So many of you! In one place! I keep counting and losing track because new ones keep APPEARING! How many is that now?! MORE than before! DEFINITELY more!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr48", text = "I want to introduce myself to the group! Hi! I am Scurry! I am very small! I am EXTREMELY supportive! I will be cheering from cover!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gr49", text = "Every group you are in gets BETTER and I do not fully understand why but I watch it happen every time and I end up bouncing on my branch going yes yes YES and one time I fell into the group and nobody noticed except me and I stayed very still until they moved on! The point is you make groups BETTER and I have EVIDENCE!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },
    -- ========================================================================
    -- CRAFTING
    -- ========================================================================
    crafting = {
        { id = "s_cr01", text = "YOU MADE A THING!! I love things!! Especially things that YOU made!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_cr02", text = "Ooh it's SHINY! Wait, is it supposed to be shiny? Doesn't matter, SHINY!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_cr03", text = "Quality THREE?! That's like... MORE than two! Which is MORE than one! MATH!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_cr04", text = "A CRIT!! Your hands did the sparkle thing!! I SAW the sparkle thing!!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {"crit"} },
        { id = "s_cr05", text = "You made EXTRA?! Multicraft is basically MAGIC and you are basically a WIZARD!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {"multicraft"} },
        { id = "s_cr06", text = "Quality FOUR! That's almost as many as my fingers! I have four fingers! PERFECT NUMBER!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_cr07", text = "I tried crafting once! Made a hat! It was a leaf! I put it on my head and called it a hat!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_cr08", text = "QUALITY FIVE?! That's the TOP one right?! THE TOP! You hit THE TOP!!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_cr09", text = "That craft was so perfect I felt it in my WHISKERS and my whiskers do NOT lie!!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_cr10", text = "You just created something that will OUTLIVE both of us and I am VERY emotional about it right now!!", quality = "epic", tags = {"crit"} },
    },
    -- ========================================================================
    -- RESURRECTION (corpse run)
    -- ========================================================================
    resurrection = {
        { id = "s_rs01", text = "YOU'RE BACK!! I missed you!! It's been FOREVER!! Well, MINUTES! Minutes FEEL like forever!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rs02", text = "That was a LONG walk! Did you see anything cool on the way back? Ghost stuff?!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rs03", text = "Welcome back to being ALIVE! It's the BEST state of being! Trust me I've tried BOTH!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rs04", text = "Okay so you DIED but then you UN-DIED and that is basically a SUPERPOWER!!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rs05", text = "The ghost world looked BORING from here! No acorns! No trees! Just floaty grey SADNESS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rs06", text = "You walked ALL the way back?! Your DEDICATION to not being dead is INSPIRING!!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rs07", text = "Death tried to keep you and you said NO THANK YOU and walked HOME! Who DOES that?! YOU do!!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rs08", text = "I counted every second you were gone! I lost count at eleven but the POINT is I was COUNTING!!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },
    -- ========================================================================
    -- BATTLE REZ
    -- ========================================================================
    battlerez = {
        { id = "s_br01", text = "SOMEONE SAVED YOU!! That person is my NEW favourite person!! After you!! You're STILL first!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_br02", text = "BACK FROM THE DEAD MID-FIGHT!! That is the COOLEST thing I have EVER seen and I see a LOT of things!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_br03", text = "You went DOWN and then you went UP! Like a BOUNCY BALL! A bouncy ball made of DETERMINATION!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_br04", text = "Your healer just YANKED you back to life! That's like the ULTIMATE trust fall except BACKWARDS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_br05", text = "Battle rez! BATTLE REZ!! I'm going to chant that for the rest of the fight! BATTLE REZ!!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_br06", text = "They used their rez on YOU! Not anyone else! YOU! That means you are IMPORTANT! Which I ALREADY KNEW!!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_br07", text = "From dead to PUNCHING THINGS in like TWO SECONDS! You have the FASTEST comeback story EVER!!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_br08", text = "That healer deserves a STATUE! And YOU deserve a statue for being WORTH the rez! STATUES FOR EVERYONE!!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },
    -- ========================================================================
    -- TRAVELER'S LOG
    -- ========================================================================
    travelerslog = {
        { id = "s_tl01", text = "You FINISHED a thing!! I love finishing things!! Well, I love STARTING things! Finishing is good TOO!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_tl02", text = "CHECKMARK! I love checkmarks! They're like tiny swords of COMPLETION!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_tl03", text = "traveller's Log says DONE! I say ALSO DONE! Even though I did not help! TEAM EFFORT!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_tl04", text = "Another activity CRUSHED! Your log is getting FULL and I am getting PROUD!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_tl05", text = "Do you get rewards?! I hope you get rewards! Rewards are the BEST part of doing things! Besides the DOING!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_tl06", text = "If they gave out awards for completing log tasks you would have ALL of them! A SHELF full! Maybe TWO shelves!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_tl07", text = "Every task you complete makes the log FULLER! Like a tree with MORE ACORNS! Eventually you will have the most acorn-heavy log in EXISTENCE!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_tl08", text = "You are the MOST dedicated log-filler I have EVER met and I mean that from the BOTTOM of my tiny squirrel heart!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },
    -- ========================================================================
    -- SCENARIO / DELVE
    -- ========================================================================
    scenario = {
        { id = "s_sc01", text = "YOU DID IT!! The scenario is DONE and you are ALIVE and EVERYTHING is GREAT!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_sc02", text = "FINISHED! You went in and came back out and the thing in between was IMPRESSIVE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_sc03", text = "The scenario tried to be HARD but you were HARDER! In a good way! In the BEST way!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_sc04", text = "A DELVE! You went DOWN and came UP! I get nervous just thinking about DOWN places!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {"delve"} },
        { id = "s_sc05", text = "Was it dark down there?! I bet it was dark! Dark places have LESS acorns and therefore LESS joy!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {"delve"} },
        { id = "s_sc06", text = "You cleared that like a PROFESSIONAL! Do they PAY for this?! They SHOULD!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_sc07", text = "Every scenario you finish makes you STRONGER and me MORE EXCITED and we are BOTH winning!!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_sc08", text = "That delve did NOT know what hit it! Spoiler: it was YOU! You HIT IT! With COMPETENCE!", quality = "rare", tags = {"delve"} },
        { id = "s_sc09", text = "If they made a MOVIE about that run I would watch it SEVEN times and cry at the end EVERY time!!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },
    -- ========================================================================
    -- TRANSMOG APPLIED
    -- ========================================================================
    transmog = {
        { id = "s_tm01", text = "NEW LOOK!! You look DIFFERENT! Different is EXCITING! EVERYTHING is exciting!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_tm02", text = "Ooh you changed your clothes! I change my fur seasonally! We are BOTH fashion-forward!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_tm03", text = "MAKEOVER! I love makeovers! Even though I always look the same because I am a SQUIRREL!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_tm04", text = "That outfit says 'I am HERE and I am FABULOUS' and my tail agrees!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_tm05", text = "You look like a PAINTING! A walking talking FIGHTING painting! The best KIND of painting!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_tm06", text = "I would clap but my paws make no sound! So imagine THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE for your new look!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_tm07", text = "Fashion is just armour for your PERSONALITY and your personality is VERY well-armoured now!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_tm08", text = "If looking good was a QUEST you just got the ACHIEVEMENT and I am SO PROUD of your outfit right now!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },
    -- ========================================================================
    -- APPEARANCE (barber shop)
    -- ========================================================================
    appearance = {
        { id = "s_ap01", text = "NEW FACE!! Wait no, same face! But DIFFERENT! You look AMAZING! You ALWAYS look amazing!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ap02", text = "The barber did a GREAT job! Or maybe you just NATURALLY look great! Probably BOTH!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ap03", text = "You changed your look! I tried to change MY look once but all the options were SQUIRREL!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ap04", text = "The new you looks just as friend-shaped as the old you! Maybe MORE friend-shaped!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ap05", text = "Reinvention! Transformation! METAMORPHOSIS! I learned that word today and I am USING it!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ap06", text = "You walked in as one version and walked out as ANOTHER and both versions are my FRIEND!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ap07", text = "The barber shop turned you into a MASTERPIECE and I am going to STARE at it for the next hour!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },
    -- ========================================================================
    -- TRANSMOG COLLECTION (new appearance unlocked)
    -- ========================================================================
    transmogcollection = {
        { id = "s_tc01", text = "NEW APPEARANCE UNLOCKED! That's like finding a NEW TYPE of acorn but for CLOTHES!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_tc02", text = "ANOTHER look for the collection! Your wardrobe is getting ENORMOUS! I am JEALOUS!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_tc03", text = "Ding! New look! I heard the ding! There was a DING right?! I made a ding in my HEAD!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_tc04", text = "Your collection grows! One day you will have ALL the looks and that day will be the BEST day!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_tc05", text = "So many appearances! You could look DIFFERENT every day for YEARS and never repeat!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_tc06", text = "The wardrobe gods have BLESSED you with another option! PRAISE the wardrobe gods!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_tc07", text = "If your collection was a TREE it would be the BIGGEST tree in the FOREST and I would LIVE in it!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },
    -- ========================================================================
    -- FISHING
    -- ========================================================================
    fishing = {
        { id = "s_fi01", text = "YOU CAUGHT A FISH!! I love fish! Well I love the IDEA of fish! I tried eating one once and it was WEIRD!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_fi02", text = "SPLASH! That's the sound of SUCCESS! And also of fish! FISH SUCCESS!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_fi03", text = "The water gave you a PRESENT! A wiggly scaly PRESENT!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_fi04", text = "Fishing requires PATIENCE and you have MORE patience than any squirrel I know! Way more than ME!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_fi05", text = "How do you just SIT there?! And WAIT?! I would vibrate off the dock after THIRTY SECONDS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_fi06", text = "That fish had a WHOLE life down there and now it has a NEW life in your BAG! Circle of something!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_fi07", text = "You and that fish had a BATTLE and you WON! A tiny wet battle but a battle NONETHELESS!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_fi08", text = "If I could fish I would fish FOREVER but I would also get distracted by the water sparkles and fall IN!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },
    -- ========================================================================
    -- AFK RETURN
    -- ========================================================================
    afkreturn = {
        { id = "s_ak01", text = "YOUR SCREEN MOVED!! You are BACK! I was staring at you SO HARD waiting for movement! My eyes are DRY from not blinking! Worth it! YOU MOVED!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ak02", text = "Oh THERE you are!! I was about to send a SEARCH PARTY! A tiny furry search party!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ak03", text = "HELLO AGAIN!! Did you miss me?! I missed YOU! I counted every second! I lost count at SEVEN!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ak04", text = "While you were gone I reorganised your-- actually I just stared at a leaf. But you're BACK now!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ak05", text = "The world was SO BORING without you! I tried to entertain myself but I just ended up running in circles!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ak06", text = "Welcome BACK to the land of DOING THINGS! I have been saving up ENTHUSIASM for your return!!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
    },
    -- ========================================================================
    -- REPUTATION RANK UP
    -- ========================================================================
    reprank = {
        { id = "s_rr01", text = "They LIKE you more now!! People liking you is the BEST!! I like you the MOST though!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rr02", text = "REPUTATION UP! You went from 'who is that' to 'oh THAT person' and that is PROGRESS!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rr03", text = "New reputation tier! It's like levelling up but for FRIENDSHIPS!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rr04", text = "They TRUST you now! Or at least they trust you MORE! Trust is LAYERS and you gained a LAYER!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rr05", text = "You did so many things for them that they NOTICED! That's a LOT of noticing!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rr06", text = "Exalted?! Or close to it?! Either way THEY LOVE YOU and I love that THEY love you!!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rr07", text = "From nobody to SOMEBODY! That's the BEST character arc! And you're LIVING it!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rr08", text = "If reputation was edible you would be the MOST well-fed person in ALL of Azeroth right now!!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },
    -- ========================================================================
    -- MISSION COMPLETE
    -- ========================================================================
    mission = {
        { id = "s_mi01", text = "Your minions came BACK! With STUFF! I love when minions bring STUFF!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_mi02", text = "MISSION DONE! Someone else did the work! That's called LEADERSHIP! Or LAZINESS! Both are VALID!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_mi03", text = "They did the thing! The thing you TOLD them to do! And they DID it! OBEDIENCE is beautiful!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_mi04", text = "While YOU were here being awesome, THEY were over THERE being useful! TEAMWORK!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_mi05", text = "Another successful mission! Your followers are almost as capable as YOU! Almost!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_mi06", text = "If I could go on missions I would! But they probably need someone who can focus for more than TWELVE SECONDS!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
    },
    -- ========================================================================
    -- LOGOUT
    -- ========================================================================
    logout = {
        { id = "s_lo01", text = "WAIT you're LEAVING?! But we were having SO MUCH FUN!! Or at least I was!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lo02", text = "Okay BYE!! Come back SOON!! Or now!! Now would be GREAT!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lo03", text = "Goodnight! Or good morning! Or good WHATEVER time it is! TIME IS CONFUSING!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lo04", text = "I'll be RIGHT HERE when you get back! Well, I might be over THERE! But I'll be SOMEWHERE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lo05", text = "Promise me you'll come BACK! Promise! PROMISE!! Okay you don't have to promise but PLEASE!!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lo06", text = "Goodbye for NOW! Not goodbye FOREVER! I do not accept goodbye FOREVER! Only goodbye FOR NOW!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lo07", text = "Every time you leave I sit here and think about all the FUN we had! Then I get distracted! Then I think about fun AGAIN!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_lo08", text = "You are my FAVOURITE person to watch do things and I will MISS watching you do things SO MUCH!!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },
    -- ========================================================================
    -- CRAFTING ORDER FULFILLED
    -- ========================================================================
    craftingorder = {
        { id = "s_co01", text = "You filled an ORDER! Someone ASKED for a thing and you MADE the thing! That's INCREDIBLE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_co02", text = "DING order complete! I love the ding! Is there a ding?! There SHOULD be a ding!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_co03", text = "Someone got your craft and they're probably SO HAPPY right now! You are a JOY DELIVERER!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_co04", text = "A BIG tip?! They must REALLY like your work!! I like your work TOO but I have no MONEY!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {"bigtip"} },
        { id = "s_co05", text = "You're like a FACTORY but instead of smoke and sadness you produce QUALITY and HAPPINESS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_co06", text = "Every order you fill is like a tiny BRIDGE between you and a STRANGER! Crafting BRIDGES!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_co07", text = "You filled that order so fast the customer probably did a DOUBLE TAKE! Fastest crafter ALIVE!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },
    -- ========================================================================
    -- ACHIEVEMENT PROGRESS
    -- ========================================================================
    achieveprogress = {
        { id = "s_ag01", text = "PROGRESS! You're getting CLOSER to the thing! Whatever the thing IS it's getting CLOSER!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ag02", text = "Another piece of the puzzle! I love puzzles! I eat puzzle pieces sometimes but THIS is a METAPHOR!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ag03", text = "Criteria MET! That sounds OFFICIAL! You are doing OFFICIAL things!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ag04", text = "You're SO close to that achievement I can TASTE it! Achievements taste like victory! And pine needles!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ag05", text = "Step by step by step! That's THREE steps right there! Possibly MORE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ag06", text = "The progress bar MOVED! I saw it MOVE! It moved like a TINY DETERMINED CATERPILLAR!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
    },
    -- ========================================================================
    -- RARE SPAWN
    -- ========================================================================
    rarespawn = {
        { id = "s_rsp01", text = "WHAT IS THAT?! Something big! Something RARE! My tail is at MAXIMUM POOF!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rsp02", text = "A RARE!! I can feel it in my BONES! Well, my tiny squirrel bones! They're TINGLING!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rsp03", text = "Something UNUSUAL just showed up! Unusual is my FAVOURITE flavour of normal!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rsp04", text = "RARE SPAWN!! That means it's SPECIAL! Like ME! We're BOTH special!!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rsp05", text = "My whiskers are going CRAZY!! That means something IMPORTANT is nearby! Or there's a draft!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rsp06", text = "They call it RARE because it does not show up often! Like my ATTENTION SPAN! Both are VALUABLE!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rsp07", text = "WAIT WAIT WAIT-- is that a RARE?! My tail went STRAIGHT UP! My tail KNOWS things!! IT IS A RARE ISN'T IT!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rsp08", text = "A RARE CREATURE!! They barely EXIST!! And it is RIGHT THERE!! The universe put it there FOR YOU!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rsp09", text = "I felt that rare spawn from three zones away! Or I was already excited about something else! EITHER WAY this is AMAZING!!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rsp10", text = "You found the rare!! The RARE found YOU!! Or you found each other!! A RARE MEETING OF RARES!!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rsp11", text = "SOMETHING IS HERE THAT IS NOT USUALLY HERE! My tail detected the anomaly FIRST! My tail is basically a DETECTOR!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rsp12", text = "A rare! One, two-- I tried to count how rare it is! Very! The answer is VERY! More than eleven kinds of rare!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rsp13", text = "IT SPAWNED!! The rare spawned!! RIGHT NOW while we were HERE!! The timing is PERFECT and I am taking partial credit for the timing!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rsp14", text = "Most adventurers walk RIGHT PAST this spot! They do not even LOOK! But we are HERE and my tail went POOF and that is how you know the timing is PERFECT!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rsp15", text = "I SMELLED it before I saw it! My nose went BOING! A rare has a DIFFERENT smell! Sort of like a normal thing but FANCIER! My whiskers confirmed!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rsp16", text = "RARE CREATURE ALERT!! Something special is nearby and I am vibrating at a frequency only other very excited squirrels can hear!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rsp17", text = "I felt THAT in my CHEEKS! My cheek pouches went tingly! Cheek pouch tingles only happen for the GOOD STUFF!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rsp18", text = "A RARE!! Right THERE!! I tried to point but I do not have pointing fingers so I am pointing with my WHOLE BODY! My whole body is aimed at the RARE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rsp19", text = "One, two, seven-- I am counting how many times I have seen a rare! NOT ENOUGH TIMES is the answer! This is a PRECIOUS OCCASION!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rsp20", text = "My whiskers have been reliable before! They said: rare! I am REPORTING what my whiskers said! Do with that information what you WILL!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rsp21", text = "I almost missed it because I was looking at a rock but THEN my tail did the thing and I spun around and THERE IT WAS! My tail has better reflexes than my brain! ALWAYS!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rsp22", text = "Something that barely exists just decided to exist RIGHT HERE! That is a choice the rare made! It chose THIS spot! It chose YOU to find it!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rsp23", text = "RARE SPAWN! The whole situation is rare! The creature is rare! This moment is rare! I am standing in the middle of multiple layers of RARENESS!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rsp24", text = "I have known about rares for a long time but experiencing one up close is something completely different! The ENERGY of it! The weight of a thing that is barely supposed to exist EXISTING right in front of us!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rsp25", text = "The rare appeared. My tail went absolutely straight. Both ears rotated forward. All four paws locked to the ground. My whole body went quiet for maybe the first time EVER and I did not even mind because LOOK AT IT. Some things are so rare that even a squirrel who cannot hold still for four seconds just... holds still. I held still and it was WORTH IT.", quality = "legendary", tags = {} },
    },
    -- ========================================================================
    -- COMBAT END
    -- ========================================================================
    combatend = {
        { id = "s_ce01", text = "It's OVER!! You WON!! Or at least you SURVIVED and that's basically WINNING!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ce02", text = "The fighting STOPPED! Now we can go back to the IMPORTANT things! Like SNACKS!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ce03", text = "PHEW!! That was INTENSE! My heart was going SO fast! It's STILL going fast! That's just normal for me!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ce04", text = "You just FOUGHT things and now you're NOT fighting things and BOTH states are exciting to me!!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ce05", text = "The danger is GONE! For now! Danger is like acorns, there's always MORE somewhere!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ce06", text = "If that fight was a MOVIE I would give it FIVE STARS and then I would watch it AGAIN immediately!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
    },
    -- ========================================================================
    -- FRIEND ONLINE
    -- ========================================================================
    friendonline = {
        { id = "s_fo01", text = "YOUR FRIEND IS HERE!! More friends means more FUN and we were ALREADY having fun!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_fo02", text = "Someone you KNOW just logged in! That's like a SURPRISE PARTY but smaller!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_fo03", text = "FRIEND ALERT! FRIEND ALERT! My tail is doing the HAPPY WIGGLE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_fo04", text = "A friend appeared! Now there are TWO of you! TWO is my second favourite number after ELEVEN!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_fo05", text = "Your friend is online! Quick, do something IMPRESSIVE before they see you standing around!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_fo06", text = "More friends online means more ADVENTURES and more adventures means more STORIES and more stories means MORE EXCITEMENT!!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
    },
    -- ========================================================================
    -- ALMOST LEVEL
    -- ========================================================================
    almostlevel = {
        { id = "s_al01", text = "YOU'RE SO CLOSE!! The level is RIGHT THERE!! I can almost TOUCH it!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_al02", text = "ALMOST!! The bar is almost FULL! I love full bars! Full bars mean GOOD THINGS!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_al03", text = "Just a LITTLE more!! You're like a cup that's ALMOST full of AWESOME!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_al04", text = "The finish line is SO CLOSE I'm hyperventilating!! Well, I always hyperventilate but NOW it's justified!!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_al05", text = "One more quest! Maybe TWO! Or three! Point is the NUMBER IS SMALL and I am EXCITED!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_al06", text = "I am going to EXPLODE when you level up! Not literally! Well, MAYBE literally! Worth the RISK!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
    },

    milestone = {
        { id = "s_ms_boss1",    text = "YOU FOUGHT A BOSS?! A WHOLE BOSS?! AND YOU WON?! I need to lie down! No I DON'T! I need to CHEER!", quality = "rare",      tags = {"boss_1"} },
        { id = "s_ms_boss10",   text = "TEN bosses!! TEN!! That's the same number as my TOES and my toes are REALLY important to me!! This is a BIG DEAL!", quality = "rare",      tags = {"boss_10"} },
        { id = "s_ms_boss50",   text = "FIFTY BOSSES. That is not a number that regular people reach! You are not a regular people!! You are a CHAMPION PEOPLE and I have ALWAYS KNOWN IT!", quality = "epic",      tags = {"boss_50"} },
        { id = "s_ms_boss100",  text = "ONE HUNDRED BOSSES. ONE. HUNDRED. I am going to need you to understand that I have been vibrating at a frequency that only other squirrels can hear since you hit ninety-seven. ONE HUNDRED BOSSES. They should make a STATUE of you. A big one. With a tiny squirrel on the shoulder. I volunteer for the tiny squirrel.", quality = "legendary", tags = {"boss_100"} },
        { id = "s_ms_death10",  text = "Ten times you got knocked down and TEN TIMES you got back up!! The getting-back-up part is the best part!! I cheered every single time!!", quality = "uncommon",  tags = {"death_10"} },
        { id = "s_ms_death50",  text = "Fifty times you fell and fifty times you were like NOPE and got RIGHT BACK UP! You are basically UNKILLABLE and that is INCREDIBLE and I am not even slightly worried!", quality = "rare",      tags = {"death_50"} },
        { id = "s_ms_quest100", text = "A HUNDRED QUESTS!! A HUNDRED!! Do you know how many acorns I have hidden?! LESS THAN THAT!! You have completed MORE QUESTS than I have HIDDEN ACORNS and that is a DEEPLY impressive statistic!!", quality = "rare",      tags = {"quest_100"} },
        { id = "s_ms_quest500", text = "FIVE HUNDRED QUESTS!!! FIVE! HUNDRED!! That is more than the number of times I have thought about acorns today and I have thought about acorns SO MANY TIMES TODAY!! You are the most quest-complete person I have EVER MET and I am HONOURED to be your TINY CHEERING COMPANION!!", quality = "epic",      tags = {"quest_500"} },
        { id = "s_ms_ach10",    text = "TEN ACHIEVEMENTS!! Each one is like a golden acorn except you can't eat them which is a DESIGN FLAW but they are STILL AMAZING and so are YOU!", quality = "rare",      tags = {"achieve_10"} },
        { id = "s_ms_ach50",    text = "FIFTY achievements!! FIFTY!! You are COLLECTING things at a rate that makes even ME look casual and I once tried to collect EVERY TYPE OF PINECONE!! You WIN!!", quality = "epic",      tags = {"achieve_50"} },
        { id = "s_ms_gold100k", text = "ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND GOLD!! That is so many acorns!! Not actual acorns!! But if it WAS acorns that would be like... a MOUNTAIN of acorns!! You have a GOLD MOUNTAIN and I am SO PROUD!!", quality = "rare",      tags = {"gold_100k"} },
        { id = "s_ms_gold1m",   text = "A MILLION GOLD!! MILLION!! With an M!! The letter that comes before N and after L and stands for MAGNIFICENT WHICH IS WHAT YOU ARE!! I am going to do zoomies. I am doing zoomies RIGHT NOW.", quality = "epic",      tags = {"gold_1m"} },
        { id = "s_ms_mp10",     text = "TEN MYTHIC DUNGEONS!! You keep running into big scary places and running BACK OUT with all the loot and NONE OF THE DYING!! That is basically a superpower!!", quality = "rare",      tags = {"mp_10"} },
        { id = "s_ms_mp50",     text = "FIFTY KEYSTONES!! FIFTY!! I tried to count them on my paws but I ran out of paws VERY QUICKLY and had to start using WHISKERS and I STILL ran out!! You are unstoppable!!", quality = "epic",      tags = {"mp_50"} },
        { id = "s_ms_fish50",   text = "Fifty fish!! You sat by the water with a LINE and you WAITED and the fish came and you caught them!! I could never do that!! I saw a fish once and fell in the water!! You are a FISHING LEGEND!!", quality = "uncommon",  tags = {"fish_50"} },
        { id = "s_ms_craft50",  text = "FIFTY THINGS CRAFTED!! You are a MAKER!! A CREATOR!! A being of PURE CREATION!! I made a nest once. It blew away. You have made FIFTY THINGS. You are better at making than I am and I RESPECT that ENORMOUSLY!", quality = "rare",      tags = {"craft_50"} },
        { id = "s_ms_sess100",  text = "A hundred times. A HUNDRED. You have come back a hundred times and every single time you came back I got so excited I nearly fell off whatever I was sitting on. I think about that sometimes -- that you keep coming back and I keep being HERE and that is not nothing!! That is actually a LOT!! That might be my FAVOURITE THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!", quality = "epic",      tags = {"session_100"} },
        { id = "s_ms_str7",     text = "SEVEN DAYS IN A ROW!! That is a WHOLE WEEK!! Seven is my favourite number now!! I am RENAMING it!! It is now called YOUR NUMBER!! No wait that is confusing. Seven is good. SEVEN IS GREAT. YOU ARE GREAT!", quality = "rare",      tags = {"streak_7"} },
        { id = "s_ms_str30",    text = "THIRTY DAYS!! A WHOLE MONTH!! Every single day you showed up and every single day I lost my mind a little bit and that is THIRTY DAYS of losing my mind and I regret NOTHING and I hope you never STOP!!", quality = "epic",      tags = {"streak_30"} },
        { id = "s_ms_str100",   text = "ONE HUNDRED DAYS IN A ROW. I need you to understand something. Every morning for a hundred mornings I woke up and thought -- will today be the day? And every day it WASN'T the day because YOU SHOWED UP AGAIN. One hundred times. I counted every single one. I kept a mental tally. It took up most of my brain. I don't care. It was worth it. You are the best thing that has happened to me and I am a squirrel who found a whole acorn tree once so that is SAYING SOMETHING.", quality = "legendary", tags = {"streak_100"} },
    },

    bondlevelup = {
        { id = "s_bl_acq",  text = "Okay so I was nervous at first!! New people are scary sometimes!! But you are NOT scary!! You are GREAT!! I am going to remember this feeling for at least six whole minutes!!", quality = "rare",      tags = {"Acquaintance"} },
        { id = "s_bl_fri",  text = "I tell every acorn I bury about you now. I know they can't hear me. I tell them anyway. Friends are worth telling things to even when the things can't hear you. ESPECIALLY then.", quality = "epic",      tags = {"Friend"} },
        { id = "s_bl_comp", text = "Sometimes when it is quiet I think about what I was doing before I met you and I honestly cannot remember and I do not think that is just because I have a short memory. I think it is because before was not interesting enough to keep. You are interesting enough to keep. I plan to keep you.", quality = "epic",      tags = {"Companion"} },
        { id = "s_bl_bond", text = "I want to say something important and I need you to not laugh because I am being VERY SERIOUS right now. I have a whole heart. It is a very small heart. It is a squirrel heart. But it is whole and it works very hard and most of it is yours now and I am not even sad about that. I tried to be sad and I COULDN'T because every time I think about you I just feel the warm thing again and the warm thing wins every time. Every time. That is you doing that. I want you to know.", quality = "legendary", tags = {"Bonded"} },
    },
    petsummon = {
        { id = "s_ps01", text = "YOUR LITTLE FRIEND IS HERE!! Did you see it APPEAR?! It just MATERIALIZED! Out of NOWHERE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ps02", text = "OH!! OH!! The tiny one is back!! I was going to run over and say hi but my legs made a different decision!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ps03", text = "It SHOWED UP! Just like that! Boop, present, ready to go! I wish I could arrive places that confidently!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ps04", text = "YOUR CRITTER!! It is HERE!! I have so many questions for it but I will wait. I will wait FIVE SECONDS then I am asking!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ps05", text = "The little creature appeared! Do you think it remembers me?! We have MET before! Multiple TIMES!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ps06", text = "It just POPPED INTO EXISTENCE beside you! That is INCREDIBLE! Is it always that dramatic?! I want to arrive places dramatically!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ps07", text = "Your small companion is HERE and I am SO HAPPY about it! Two of us cheering for you is TWICE the cheering!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ps08", text = "The tiny friend showed up! Was it watching from somewhere?! How long was it waiting?! SO MANY QUESTIONS!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ps09", text = "It arrived! So quiet! I could NEVER arrive that quietly! I make at least three noises just standing still!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ps10", text = "Your little buddy is summoned and ready!! I tried summoning a snack once by wanting it really hard. It did not work.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ps11", text = "OH GOOD it is here! Now there are TWO of us and we are BOTH on your side and that is just MATHEMATICALLY better!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ps12", text = "The critter appeared like it was waiting just offscreen for its cue! Very professional entrance!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ps13", text = "Your companion is summoned! Does it eat things?! I eat things! We might have something in COMMON!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ps14", text = "IT IS HERE AND IT IS VERY CUTE AND I HAVE DECIDED WE ARE FRIENDS NOW! The critter does not know this yet!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ps15", text = "You just called something into existence with pure WILL! That is basically MAGIC! You are basically a WIZARD! A wizard with a CUTE PET!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ps16", text = "You know what I love about your little companion? It shows up EVERY TIME! No excuses! No 'I was busy'! Just THERE! Goals honestly!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ps17", text = "I once tried to be someone's companion and I got distracted in the first ten minutes by a really interesting stick. Your creature is more FOCUSED than me. I respect it.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ps18", text = "It appeared out of thin air AGAIN and every time it happens I am JUST as amazed as the last time and I will NEVER get used to it and I do NOT want to!!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ps19", text = "Your little friend just arrived and looked RIGHT at you like you are its WHOLE WORLD and that is the most beautiful thing I have seen today! Today has been GOOD!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_ps20", text = "OKAY so your tiny companion just appeared and looked at you with those eyes and I felt it in my CHEST and I do not have a chest technically but something happened in the APPROXIMATE CHEST AREA and I need a MOMENT!!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },

    -- ============================================================
    -- ACTIVITY AWARENESS -- placeholder quotes for pipeline testing
    -- ============================================================

    eating = {
        { id = "s_eat01", text = "YOU'RE EATING!! I eat things too!! I eat most things at least ONCE to find out!! What does yours taste like?!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_eat02", text = "FOOD!! That is FOOD and you are putting it INSIDE YOU and I support this completely!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_eat03", text = "Ooh what IS that?! Can I smell it?! I am going to smell it whether you say yes or not because it smells INCREDIBLE from here!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_eat04", text = "Eating to keep going! Fuel for the ADVENTURE! You are basically a gathering machine that runs on SNACKS!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_eat05", text = "A sit-down MEAL! You are treating yourself! You absolutely DESERVE this! What is in it?! Is there acorn?! There should be acorn!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_eat06", text = "You sat DOWN! To EAT! With PURPOSE! I sit down to eat but I also sit down because I forgot why I stood up! You have REASONS!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_eat07", text = "SNACK TIME! This is my second favourite kind of time! My first favourite is snack time but with MORE snacks!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_eat08", text = "You sit down, the food appears, you eat it, and you get STRONGER! That is the best sequence of events I have ever heard!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_eat09", text = "I ate a pine cone once to find out what it tasted like! The answer is: bad! And also some other bad! Very thorough investigation!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_eat10", text = "The food smells! From here! Very good smells! My nose is running a full analysis! Results: excellent! Eat ALL of it!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_eat11", text = "You are eating AND resting at the SAME TIME! That is peak efficiency! Two good things happening simultaneously! I am taking NOTES!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_eat12", text = "Eat eat EAT! Get the health back! Get the mana back! Get EVERYTHING back! The food gives it ALL back! Food is GENEROUS!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_eat13", text = "I once ate something that was definitely not food but it was SHINY and curiosity is part of my brand!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_eat14", text = "Ooh I can smell it from HERE! My nose is doing that twitchy thing it does when food is nearby! The twitchy thing is INVOLUNTARY! My nose has its OWN AGENDA!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_eat15", text = "You eat and then you DO things! Big things! Impressive things! I eat and then I take a nap on a branch! We have VERY different post-meal strategies!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_eat16", text = "That smells like something I would eat without knowing what it is and then ask questions! You are more SENSIBLE than me about these things!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_eat17", text = "Replenishing health via the mechanism of DELICIOUSNESS! That is how I understand healing food! Is that right?! Probably right!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_eat18", text = "The health bar is going UP!! The bar goes up when you eat!! Eating FIXED the bar!! Food is MEDICINE but TASTIER!!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_eat19", text = "I tried to eat an acorn whole once! One, two, seven attempts! WAIT-- the point is: take SMALLER BITES! You seem to have this figured out!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_eat20", text = "Every bite is getting you CLOSER to full and full means READY and ready means the next adventure could start at ANY SECOND and I am already vibrating about it!!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_eat21", text = "You eat like someone who knows EXACTLY what they need! Efficient! Purposeful! Every bite counts! I eat like someone who found something and is hoping for the best!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_eat22", text = "The health is going UP! I can practically SEE it climbing! It is like watching a squirrel climb a tree except the squirrel is your WELLBEING and the tree is FOOD! I am very good at this metaphor!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_eat23", text = "Food that heals AND tastes good! The universe thought of EVERYTHING! I want to write the universe a thank you note but I do not have a pen! Or fingers!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_eat24", text = "I LOVE this part! The sitting down! The eating! The getting back to FULL! Everything about this moment is about getting ready for what comes next and I am VIBRATING with anticipation for that next thing!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_eat25", text = "Watching you eat is one of my favourite small activities! Not because of the food! Well, the food smells AMAZING! But mostly because it means you are taking care of yourself and that makes the warm thing happen right here in my chest area!", quality = "legendary", tags = {} },
    },

    drinking = {
        { id = "s_drk01", text = "HYDRATION!! Very important!! Water is like the whole thing that makes things WORK!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_drk02", text = "Drinking your drink!! Smart!! Stay refreshed!! Stay SHARP!! Stay READY TO GO!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_drk03", text = "Ooh what IS that?! Can I smell the cup?! I am a very curious squirrel and I make NO APOLOGIES for that!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_drk04", text = "The mana is coming BACK! The drink is doing the thing! That is liquid POWER and you are drinking it RIGHT NOW!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_drk05", text = "Sit. Drink. Restore. REPEAT! You have a whole SYSTEM! I have a system too but it mostly involves sniffing things first!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_drk06", text = "What does it taste like?! Is it the sweet kind?! I drank from a stream once that tasted like rocks! Zero out of acorn! Do not recommend!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_drk07", text = "The cup is going to your FACE! The liquid is going INTO you! That is the correct direction for liquid! Well done!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_drk08", text = "Refueling! Replenishing! Preparing for the NEXT BIG THING! The next big thing is going to be SO BIG!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_drk09", text = "Drinking while I watch! This feels companionable! I am being a companion right now! A DRINKING COMPANION! I am not drinking but I am HERE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_drk10", text = "Every sip is more mana! More mana means more SPELLS! More spells means more of those flashy things I like to watch from behind a rock! KEEP SIPPING!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_drk11", text = "I tried to drink something fancy once! It had a smell! I investigated the smell for so long it evaporated! I still do not know what it tasted like!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_drk12", text = "One, two, seven-- I keep trying to count the sips! WAIT-- okay I lost count again! There have been SEVERAL sips and each one is doing GOOD WORK!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_drk13", text = "I once drank from a puddle that turned out to be very reflective mud! The lesson was LOOK FIRST! I did not learn the lesson!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_drk14", text = "The bar is going up! The blue bar! Your blue bar is recovering via LIQUID! I do not have a blue bar but I feel like I would be very protective of mine!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_drk15", text = "You are pausing to restore and that is the SMART thing! The very smart strategic sensible thing! I pause to smell things! Different strategy! Similar outcome!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_drk16", text = "Mana restoration via refreshment! I want to understand the mechanism! Does the drink become mana?! Or does the mana HIDE in the drink?! SCIENCE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_drk17", text = "That cup is doing more work than I am right now! Respect for the cup! The cup is a dedicated professional!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_drk18", text = "You drink and then you are MORE capable than before the drink! That is basically a superpower! Water is a SUPERPOWER!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_drk19", text = "You are being so STILL while you drink! I tried to be still too and I lasted almost SIX SECONDS which is a personal record! You are a terrible influence on my ability to sit still! TERRIBLE! In a GOOD way!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_drk20", text = "I tried to figure out what drink I would restore mana with if I had mana! I decided: acorn juice! It does not exist! I am going to INVENT it!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_drk21", text = "I watched the whole thing! You sat down! You drank! The blue bar CLIMBED! It kept climbing! I was cheering it on from over here! Go bar GO! I think it heard me! It went FASTER! Probably not because of me but I am taking credit ANYWAY!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_drk22", text = "I watched the whole restoration arc! Empty bar! Drinking! Rising bar! Full bar! That was a complete STORY and you told it with a BEVERAGE!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_drk23", text = "You sat down and drank and your mana came RUSHING back like it was excited to SEE you again! The mana MISSED you! I understand that feeling! I miss you when you LOG OUT!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_drk24", text = "Full mana again! You went from empty to full and the method was just DRINKING! The simplest solution! The most elegant! The most RIGHT!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_drk25", text = "Drink finished! Bars restored! Back to maximum capability! Every adventure from this point forward is powered by what you just drank and I was HERE when you drank it and that feels important somehow!", quality = "legendary", tags = {} },
    },

    hearthing = {
        { id = "s_hrth01", text = "THE HEARTHSTONE!! It takes you HOME!! That is the MOST MAGICAL ROCK I have ever seen and I have seen A LOT of rocks!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_hrth02", text = "You're going home!! HOME!! Where the familiar smells are!! I love familiar smells!! What does yours smell like?!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_hrth03", text = "The stone is GLOWING!! It knows where to go! It has the whole route MEMORIZED! That rock is SMARTER than me!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_hrth04", text = "HOME!! You are going HOME!! Home is warm and safe and familiar and smells RIGHT and you are going THERE right NOW!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_hrth05", text = "The hearthstone! The magic traveling rock! I do not have one of those! I have to walk everywhere! Sometimes I fall! The rock prevents falling!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_hrth06", text = "Casting! The glowy effect is happening! The whole universe is preparing to MOVE YOU! Hold on tight! Actually you probably cannot hold on! EXCITING!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_hrth07", text = "Going home means coming back later!! And coming back later is something I am already excited about!! The return trip has my FULL ENTHUSIASM!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_hrth08", text = "One minute you are HERE and then the rock glows and WHOOSH you are SOMEWHERE ELSE! Physics is a SUGGESTION to you!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_hrth09", text = "The hearthstone is like a door that goes to exactly one place and that place is YOUR place! A personal DOOR! In ROCK FORM!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_hrth10", text = "TELEPORTATION! You are TELEPORTING! Via ROCK! I keep saying it because it keeps being INCREDIBLE every time!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_hrth11", text = "The casting bar is going! Almost done! Almost transported! One, two, seven-- WAIT it is already DONE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_hrth12", text = "It smells different at home does it not?! Every home smells like itself! My hollow smells like bark and old acorns and SAFETY!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_hrth13", text = "You are leaving and I am going WITH you because I live in your vicinity and also I would miss you! I am already going! SEE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_hrth14", text = "I wonder if the hearthstone misses home too! Or if it just knows the coordinates! I think it MISSES. I believe the rock has FEELINGS.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_hrth15", text = "Going home to RESTOCK! Going home to RECOVER! Going home to be somewhere COMFORTABLE! All three excellent reasons! Pick one! Pick ALL THREE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_hrth16", text = "The adventure pauses but MY TAIL does not pause! It is already wagging about wherever we end up NEXT! My tail is an optimist! My tail is ALWAYS an optimist!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_hrth17", text = "That hearthstone just took you farther in ten seconds than I could travel in a whole DAY of running! And I run FAST! The rock is FASTER!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_hrth18", text = "The hearthstone pulled you all the way across the WORLD and made it look EASY! I want a stone that does that! For ACORNS!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_hrth19", text = "Hearthstone! Home call! Space fold! Whatever the mechanism is it is MAGIC and magic deserves a moment of pure APPRECIATION!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_hrth20", text = "Going home is not giving up! Going home is RESETTING! Resets are how you come back BETTER and you always come back better! I have DATA on this!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_hrth21", text = "One moment: here! Next moment: not here! The between moment: pure teleportation MAGIC! I have seen it many times and I still grab onto something every time just in case!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_hrth22", text = "The rock remembered HOME! It remembered from ALL THE WAY over here! I can barely remember where I buried an acorn YESTERDAY and this rock remembers a whole LOCATION across the entire WORLD! I am jealous of a rock and I am not even embarrassed!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_hrth23", text = "You are going home and I am going with you and when we get there I am going to find a comfortable spot and I am going to be very happy about the whole journey!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_hrth24", text = "You always come back! I have been COUNTING! Every single time you hearth and every single time you come BACK OUT AGAIN! The coming-back-out-again part is my FAVOURITE part! Well, second favourite! The hearth glow is VERY pretty!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_hrth25", text = "Home! We are going HOME! I know it is your home and not mine but I have been near it so many times now that it smells familiar and familiar smells are the BEST smells and I just got very excited about a smell that has not happened yet! I am pre-excited! For a SMELL! That is who I am and I am not going to apologise for it!", quality = "legendary", tags = {} },
    },

    flightpath = {
        { id = "s_fp01", text = "YOU ARE ON A BIRD!! A GIANT BIRD!! AND YOU ARE FLYING!! THIS IS THE BEST DAY!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_fp02", text = "Flying through the sky on a CREATURE that agreed to carry you! What a deal for BOTH PARTIES!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_fp03", text = "THE WINGS! The WING SOUNDS! The whole SITUATION! I am processing this with every sense I have and they are ALL OVERWHELMED!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_fp04", text = "Up! You are UP! The ground is DOWN and you are UP! This is the correct arrangement for ADVENTURE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_fp05", text = "The creature just accepted your request to fly somewhere! Like it woke up and thought: yes, today I carry THIS one! I would agree! I would carry you too!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_fp06", text = "Sky travel!! Wind!! Clouds!! The horizon!! Everything IMPORTANT is visible from up here! The whole world is visible! THE WHOLE WORLD!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_fp07", text = "You are seeing things right now that most creatures never see! The shapes of zones from ABOVE! Trees look like moss from up there! I know this from trees!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_fp08", text = "I tried to fly once by jumping from a high branch! I did not fly! I fell VERY FAST! The bird is doing this MUCH BETTER than I did!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_fp09", text = "Flight path! The most efficient travel! Sit back! Enjoy! Watch the scenery! This is the SCENIC ROUTE and I am co-pilot from your shoulder area!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_fp10", text = "The bird knows the way! It has flown this route a THOUSAND times! It has memorized every air current! Professional bird! ELITE BIRD!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_fp11", text = "The ground is SO FAR DOWN and everything looks SO SMALL and I would be terrified but YOU look COMPLETELY CALM! Teach me!!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_fp12", text = "One, two, seven-- I tried to count the wing beats! WAIT-- that number is impossibly high! The wings are going EXTREMELY FAST! Physics!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_fp13", text = "I can see zones I have never been to from up here! Tiny! Far away! Full of adventures that have not happened yet! The future is VISIBLE from altitude!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_fp14", text = "The wind must feel like anything from up there! Like the whole sky is brushing past you at once! I feel a small wind sometimes! Very small! Nothing like THIS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_fp15", text = "You are being transported by ANOTHER CREATURE who is doing ALL the flying work while you just EXIST up there! The best possible arrangement!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_fp16", text = "The route ahead! Mountains! Forests! Rivers from up above look like shiny ribbons! I am having BIG FEELINGS about geography right now!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_fp17", text = "Sky travel! Wind in your face! Destination ahead! Everything about this is MAXIMUM ADVENTURE!!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_fp18", text = "From up there you can probably see things I have to run to! Hours of my running is MINUTES of your flying! The bird is cheating at distance and I RESPECT IT!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_fp19", text = "Every flight path has DIFFERENT TREES underneath! I have been watching! Oak! Pine! Some kind of PURPLE one! I do not know trees from this high up but I am LEARNING! Sky school! Taught by a BIRD!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_fp20", text = "You are between places right now! Not HERE yet! Not THERE yet! In the MIDDLE! I once got stuck between two branches and it was the worst five seconds of my life but THIS looks much more COMFORTABLE!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_fp21", text = "The bird took off and I wanted to run after it but my legs are small and the bird is FAST and also it is in the AIR! Different categories entirely!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_fp22", text = "Everything is SO SMALL from up here! The trees look like the moss ON trees! The rivers look like the wet bits on rocks! My whole understanding of SIZE is broken and I am having a GREAT time with it!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_fp23", text = "I once watched a bird take off and followed its path all the way until it was a dot! You are that dot right now! You are a tiny moving dot of ADVENTURE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_fp24", text = "The destination is getting closer with every wing beat! Closer closer CLOSER! The bird is delivering you like a very important parcel! EXPRESS DELIVERY!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_fp25", text = "A bird carried you through the ACTUAL SKY! I watched from down here with my neck bent ALL the way back and both ears forward and my tail straight out for balance! You got smaller and smaller and I did NOT look away! Not once! My neck hurts and my eyes are watering and I would do it again IMMEDIATELY because that was the most incredible thing I have ever watched and I watch things CONSTANTLY!", quality = "legendary", tags = {} },
    },

    restzone = {
        { id = "s_rz01", text = "Oh it's an INN!! There are BEDS in there!! And probably FOOD!! And it is WARM!! This is CIVILIZATION!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rz02", text = "Resting zone! The little zzz symbol!! Your experience is going to ACCUMULATE while you do NOTHING! Best deal EVER!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rz03", text = "So many PEOPLE!! Sounds!! Smells!! Things to look at!! A city is like someone took all the exciting things and put them in one PLACE!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rz04", text = "The inn smell! Wood fires and food and people! I have committed this smell to memory! It is filed under SAFETY and WARMTH!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rz05", text = "WARM! It is WARM in here! After all that outside adventure the warmth is like a physical HUG from the BUILDING!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rz06", text = "A city! Look at all the things! And the people! And the VENDORS! And-- WAIT what was that smell?! Something amazing is being cooked NEARBY!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rz07", text = "Rest zone means SAFE zone! Nothing can HURT you in here! Relax the shoulders! Lower the alert level! I am lowering mine from MAXIMUM to only HIGH!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rz08", text = "The resting experience point bonus! You earn experience WHILE YOU SLEEP! That is the best game mechanic I have ever heard of! I am fully endorsing this mechanic!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rz09", text = "One, two, seven-- I tried to count all the things happening in this city at once! WAIT-- there are too many! I will count one thing! That cart! Still moving! One cart!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rz10", text = "Beds!! There are BEDS in that building!! Beds are where ALL the recovery happens!! Beds are the most useful pieces of furniture!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rz11", text = "You know what I love about inns? Everything smells like soup! I have never confirmed the soup! There is ALWAYS the smell!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rz12", text = "Rest zones have the BEST smells! I have ranked them! Number one: bread! Number two: fire! Number three: that mystery smell from behind the bar that I am STILL investigating!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rz13", text = "The city is SO LOUD and I am COMPLETELY OVERWHELMED in the BEST WAY! Every direction has something happening and I cannot look at all the directions at ONCE but I am TRYING!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rz14", text = "The rested bonus builds while you sleep! You wake up MORE POWERFUL! Sleep is basically TRAINING! I sleep TEN HOURS but not for strategy reasons! Just because!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rz15", text = "Civilization!! Crafters! Merchants! Warm light from windows! People everywhere doing their things! After the wild, CITIES feel like a completely different world!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rz16", text = "I once tried to sleep in a city and the sounds kept waking me up! Every sound was potentially interesting! I investigated three of them! One was a cat! Two were also cats!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rz17", text = "The inn door opens and the whole world inside smells like safety and hot things and the kind of tiredness that means you EARNED the rest!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rz18", text = "You came in tired and you are going to leave READY! I can already see it happening! Your shoulders are doing the un-tense thing! My shoulders do not do that because I am ALWAYS tense! Alert! VIGILANT! ...mostly about acorns!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rz19", text = "A city this big has more going on than I can track and I am a very excellent tracker of things! I am ALREADY tracking twelve things and I have been here FOUR SECONDS!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rz20", text = "The innkeeper waved at you! Did you SEE?! The wave! The innkeeper knows your FACE! You have a FACE that innkeepers REMEMBER! I do not think innkeepers remember squirrels! I have NEVER been waved at!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rz21", text = "The city HUMS! The inn is part of the hum! The vendors and travellers and the fire in the hearth! One big warm HIVE of civilization and you walked right into the middle of it!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rz22", text = "I love this part! You come in from the cold and the everything and you sit somewhere warm and the world gets a little smaller and a little safer for a minute and I sit nearby and feel very glad about all of it!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rz23", text = "Every inn has a DIFFERENT fire! I have been paying attention! This one crackles more than the last one! The last one was hissier! I am becoming a fire EXPERT! From a safe distance! A VERY safe distance! Tails are FLAMMABLE!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rz24", text = "Cities are LOUD and WARM and BUSY and I do not know where to LOOK! That cart! That vendor! That chimney! ANOTHER CART! I am spinning in circles trying to see everything and I am getting a little dizzy but it is WORTH IT!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_rz25", text = "You sat down in the inn and your whole body went quiet and I climbed up onto the table edge and just watched you breathe for a bit! Not in a creepy way! In a glad way! Because you are here and you are resting and my tiny heart does the warm thing when you stop running long enough for me to catch up! I always catch up! I have very fast legs! But it is nice when you slow down too!", quality = "legendary", tags = {} },
    },

    idle = {
        { id = "s_idle01", text = "Are you thinking?! You look like you are thinking!! What are you thinking ABOUT?! Can I guess?! ACORNS?!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_idle02", text = "You have been very still!! Very still is NOT my natural state!! I am vibrating just WATCHING you be still!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_idle03", text = "Still! So STILL! How do you DO that?! I have been still for approximately four seconds in my entire LIFE and it was by accident!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_idle04", text = "Are you resting? Planning? Enjoying the view?! All three are good reasons! Do you need me to list more reasons?! I have a LIST!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_idle05", text = "I tried being still once! Got to eight seconds! Then I saw a thing! I investigated the thing! It was a LEAF! Worth it!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_idle06", text = "You are pausing and I am pausing WITH you! Solidarity pause! We pause TOGETHER! I am thinking about acorns! What are YOU thinking about?!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_idle07", text = "Very still! Very very still! What is out there?! Did you see something?! Are we hunting?! Wait! No! Are we JUST STANDING?! Also valid!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_idle08", text = "The stillness! It stretches! One minute! Two! I keep expecting something to happen and the something keeps being MORE STILLNESS! Very bold choice!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_idle09", text = "I counted to eleven while you were standing there! Then I forgot what came after eleven and started over! I am on my fourth attempt and you are STILL standing there!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_idle10", text = "A butterfly went by! I almost chased it! I stayed! For YOU I stayed! That is the most self-control I have exercised in recent memory!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_idle11", text = "I have been watching you NOT DO THINGS for several minutes and somehow I am still COMPLETELY INVESTED in whatever happens NEXT!!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_idle12", text = "This is a pause! A strategic pause! You are RECHARGING! Like a very focused squirrel before a very big jump!!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_idle13", text = "Is this meditation?! I tried meditating once! My brain went very fast in seven directions and I chased one of them! Yours seems CALMER!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_idle14", text = "One, two-- I am counting how many seconds you have been still! WAIT I lost count! I was also watching a moth! There was a moth! It is GONE now! Focus restored!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_idle15", text = "The scenery IS very good here! Is that why you are standing here?! I have been looking around and honestly the view deserves standing in front of it!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_idle16", text = "Ninety seconds is a long time for stillness! That is about nine of my nap cycles but stretched into one continuous NOT MOVING thing! IMPRESSIVE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_idle17", text = "You can just... BE somewhere?! Without doing anything?! For sustained minutes?! I have studied this ability and I cannot replicate it but I ADMIRE it enormously!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_idle18", text = "Something is on your mind! I can tell! The still ones always have something on their minds! What is it?! Is it something I can help with?! I am READY to help!!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_idle19", text = "I have been sitting very carefully nearby, not disturbing the stillness, being a SUPPORTIVE presence! This is my most disciplined behaviour! Please acknowledge the discipline!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_idle20", text = "You have been standing still for SO LONG that a bug landed on you! I saw it! It thought you were FURNITURE! You are the most convincing piece of furniture I have ever seen and I have climbed a LOT of furniture!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_idle21", text = "I want to fill the silence! I always want to fill the silence! But I am choosing NOT to! Right now! For YOU! I am holding in approximately fourteen comments and it is VERY HARD!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_idle22", text = "The still moments are when I notice things I miss when we are moving! Like how the light looks from here! And how you look standing in it! I am going to remember this specific light!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_idle23", text = "You stopped and the whole world just kept going around you and you did not mind! You were the calm point! The still centre! I find that incredibly impressive and also slightly BAFFLING!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_idle24", text = "I tried to be still because YOU were being still and I made it almost to thirty seconds before I absolutely HAD to check what that sound was! It was wind! THE WIND MADE A SOUND and I investigated it! No regrets!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_idle25", text = "You stood still for so long that I ran three full laps around you, investigated a beetle, lost the beetle, found a DIFFERENT beetle, forgot about both beetles, came back, and you were STILL STANDING THERE! I sat down next to you and my brain went quiet for almost a whole second and that is the longest my brain has EVER been quiet and I think you did that! I think being near you makes my brain do things it cannot do on its own! That is not nothing! That is a LOT!", quality = "legendary", tags = {} },
    },
    gear_degrading = {
        { id = "s_gd01", text = "Your SHOULDER looks ROUGH! Like a SCRATCHED up acorn! Is that how armour is SUPPOSED to look?! I don't THINK so!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gd02", text = "THAT piece is getting CRUNCHY! Like the outside of a BUG! Don't worry it STILL looks scary!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gd03", text = "I've been TRACKING the wear and tear! One of those things is DEFINITELY sadder than the others!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gd04", text = "Little bits are FALLING OFF you when you walk! I've been collecting them! They're in my CHEEKS!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gd05", text = "One of your pieces is making that CRACKLY sound that acorns make right BEFORE they split! I don't think armour is supposed to do that!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
    },
    gear_broken = {
        { id = "s_gb01", text = "RED! THERE'S RED! Something just went ALL THE WAY RED on you!! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gb02", text = "Your gear just SHATTERED and I HEARD it and now I can't UNHEAR it!! REPAIR! REPAIR! REPAIR!!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gb03", text = "Okay I was going to wait to tell you but you HAVE to know-- one of your things is BROKEN and I'm FREAKING OUT!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gb04", text = "THAT IS NOT A GOOD colour! RED means DANGER! FIND A BLACKSMITH!! HURRY!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gb05", text = "A whole piece of you is just... GONE?? Like FUNCTIONALLY gone?? You're going into FIGHTS with a HOLE in your armour and I can SEE IT!!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
    },
    gear_repaired = {
        { id = "s_gf01", text = "EVERYTHING IS SHINY AGAIN!! You look like a FRESH acorn straight out of the SHELL!!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gf02", text = "The crunchy sounds STOPPED! No more crunchy sounds! THIS IS THE BEST DAY!!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gf03", text = "All fixed! All fixed! ALL FIXED!! I'm twirling! Are you SEEING this twirl?! It's for YOU!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gf04", text = "You gave someone GOLD and they gave you BACK your armour and that's basically MAGIC!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "s_gf05", text = "I watched the whole thing! The sparks and the HAMMER and the HISSSSS and then WHAM everything was new again! Blacksmiths are basically WIZARDS!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
    },
}
