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-- Vamoose's Companion - Patches Quote Database
-- Voice: Salty pirate macaw, nautical everything, loyal first mate
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VC_QuoteDB = VC_QuoteDB or {}

VC_QuoteDB.patches = {
    farming = {
        -- Existing
        { id = "pa_f01", text = "Steady haul, Captain! The hold's fillin' up nicely. Keep at it and we'll need a bigger ship!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_f02", text = "That's good gatherin', Cap'n. The sea provides for those what work the nets!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_f03", text = "Aye, another one in the hold! We be stockpilin' like we're expectin' a long voyage!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_f04", text = "I seen pirates work half as hard for twice the rum. You got a work ethic that'd shame a whole crew, Captain.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_f05", text = "The way you spot them nodes reminds me of a navigator readin' the stars. Natural talent, that is!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_f06", text = "LAND HO! ...I mean, HERB HO! Old habits, Captain. But that's a fine one!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_f07", text = "Back in me smugglin' days, we'd have called this a prime cargo run. 'Cept this is legal. Mostly.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_f08", text = "You're farmin' these fields like a nor'easter tearin' through a harbor -- thorough and unstoppable!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_f09", text = "I once sailed with a captain who could smell treasure through three feet of hull. You farm like that. It's a gift.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_f10", text = "Blimey, Captain! At this rate we'll need to charter a second vessel just for the overflow!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_f11", text = "The sea shanties they'll write about this haul, Captain... they'll need extra verses!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_f12", text = "In all me years at sea, across every port and plunder -- I ain't never seen a gatherin' like THIS. You're a legend in the makin', Captain. A LEGEND.", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        -- New
        { id = "p_f13", text = "SQUAWK! Another fine catch, Cap'n! The cargo bay ain't gonna fill itself!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_f14", text = "Plunder from the land is still plunder, Captain. Stow it in the hold!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_f15", text = "ARR, you're workin' these fields like a deck crew before inspection. Efficient!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_f16", text = "That's the stuff, Cap'n! Every bit of salvage counts on a long voyage!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_f17", text = "Keep haulin', Captain! A ship with a full hold is a ship that sails happy!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_f18", text = "The bounty of the land rivals the bounty of the sea today. Good farmin', Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_f19", text = "We're takin' on cargo faster than a merchant brig in monsoon season!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_f20", text = "Another haul secured below decks! The quartermaster's gonna need a bigger ledger!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_f21", text = "Aye, Captain, gatherin' like that takes a sailor's patience. You got it in spades!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_f22", text = "Stow that treasure, Cap'n! We ain't leavin' nothin' behind for the scavengers!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_f23", text = "That there's worth more than barnacles on a hull, Captain. Fine salvage!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_f24", text = "Port or starboard, you always find the good stuff! Must be that captain's instinct!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_f25", text = "SQUAWK! You could strip-mine a reef and make it look graceful, Cap'n!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_f26", text = "I once knew a salvage crew of twelve that gathered less in a week. You did that in MINUTES!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_f27", text = "The way you work these fields, Captain -- it's like watchin' a frigate under full sail. Poetry in motion!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_f28", text = "ARR, if gatherin' was a naval rank, you'd be Fleet Admiral by now!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_f29", text = "Even the gulls are impressed, Cap'n. I can tell by their squawkin'. Takes one to know one!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_f30", text = "You've got a nose for resources like a shark's got a nose for blood. Respectfully, Captain!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_f31", text = "Any port we dock at is gonna be jealous of this cargo manifest. Top-tier haulin'!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_f32", text = "I'd wager three crates of rum that nobody in this whole zone is farmin' better than you right now!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_f33", text = "Between you and me, Cap'n, half the merchant navy couldn't gather this well with a full crew and a map!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_f34", text = "This haul's so good the harbormaster's gonna think we raided a merchant convoy. We DIDN'T... this time.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_f35", text = "That there's a treasure haul fit for a pirate KING, Captain. The hold's burstin' at the seams!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_f36", text = "SQUAWK! In twenty years of flyin' over plunder operations, I ain't NEVER seen efficiency like that!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_f37", text = "The old pirates used to say 'the sea gives to the worthy.' You, Captain, are VERY worthy today!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_f38", text = "I gotta update the captain's log -- this farming session deserves its own chapter!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_f39", text = "Cap'n, you're gatherin' like a whole FLEET. One soul, doin' the work of an armada. It's magnificent!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_f40", text = "If Neptune himself saw this haul, he'd tip his crown and call you the true sovereign of salvage, Captain!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_f41", text = "SQUAWK! From the first dawn I perched on your shoulder to this very moment -- THIS is the greatest haul I've ever witnessed. They'll sing shanties about this day for a hundred years, Captain. A HUNDRED YEARS!", quality = "legendary", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_f42", text = "Aye, keep fillin' the hold, Cap'n! A loaded ship is a happy ship!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_f43", text = "That's proper scavengin', Captain! The supply officer would approve -- if we HAD one!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_f44", text = "ARR, you work a field like a bosun works a deck -- nothin' escapes your notice!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_f45", text = "I've seen merchant fleets with worse hauls than this, Cap'n. You're a one-person trade convoy!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
    },

    gold = {
        -- Existing
        { id = "pa_g01", text = "Coin in the coffers, Captain! The treasury's lookin' shipshape!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "pa_g02", text = "A fine haul of gold there! Enough to keep the crew fed and the cannons loaded!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "pa_g03", text = "Gold leavin' the hold is just... the tide goin' out, Captain. It always comes back in.", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "pa_g04", text = "We spent a bit there, aye. But a captain what don't spend on supplies is a captain what sinks. Smart move.", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "pa_g05", text = "Now THAT'S a plunder worthy of the name! Any pirate fleet would salute that take!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "pa_g06", text = "The treasure map led true today, Captain! Our chest runneth over!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "pa_g07", text = "Every doubloon spent is an anchor lifted, Cap'n. We're lighter now. We sail faster. It's strategy!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "pa_g08", text = "I once saw a dragon's hoard, Captain. It had NOTHIN' on what you're stackin' up here.", quality = "rare", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "pa_g09", text = "The trade winds are blowin' gold your way today. Wise captains know to sail WITH the wind, not against it.", quality = "rare", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "pa_g10", text = "Shiver me timbers, Captain! Davy Jones himself would weep with envy at these coffers! You've built a treasury fit for an EMPEROR of the seas!", quality = "epic", tags = { "gain" } },
        -- New
        { id = "p_g11", text = "SQUAWK! More doubloons for the war chest, Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_g12", text = "Gold in, gold counted, gold secure. That's how a proper ship runs, Captain!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_g13", text = "ARR, the treasury thanks ye! Another deposit logged in the captain's ledger!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_g14", text = "That gold's gonna look real pretty stacked next to the rest of our plunder!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_g15", text = "Coin's flowin' in like the tide, Cap'n. Steady and reliable, just like you!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_g16", text = "Every copper counts when you're outfittin' a vessel. Smart earnin', Captain!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_g17", text = "Expenses, Captain. The cost of keepin' a fine ship afloat. Think nothin' of it!", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "p_g18", text = "A few coins overboard, aye. But the sea gives back tenfold to those who sail bold!", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "p_g19", text = "Gold out means goods in, Captain. That's just trade winds blowin' proper!", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "p_g20", text = "Spent coin is just a message in a bottle, Cap'n -- it always finds its way back!", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "p_g21", text = "We're takin' on gold faster than a galleon in the spice trade! Fine work!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_g22", text = "The coffers are swellin', Captain! We could buy a second flagship at this rate!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_g23", text = "SQUAWK! That's REAL plunder, Cap'n! The kind that makes port authorities nervous!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_g24", text = "Gold flowin' in like a river to the sea! You've got the Midas touch, Captain!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_g25", text = "ARR, every merchant prince in Booty Bay just felt a shiver. You're comin' for their throne!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_g26", text = "The purse strings loosened a bit, aye. But you can't catch fish without bait, Captain!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "p_g27", text = "A wise captain invests in the voyage, not just the destination. Smart spendin'!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "p_g28", text = "That gold went to a good cause, Cap'n. You're investin' in our future sailin'!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "p_g29", text = "Think of it as lightenin' the ship for speed, Captain. Less gold, faster sails!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "p_g30", text = "A bit of expenditure keeps the barnacles off the budget, Cap'n. Necessary maintenance!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "p_g31", text = "SQUAWK! That's a king's ransom in the hold! Every pirate in the eastern seas would be GREEN with envy!", quality = "rare", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_g32", text = "Cap'n, at this rate we could BUY Freehold outright and still have change for rum!", quality = "rare", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_g33", text = "The treasure fleet of the Zandalari had nothin' on YOUR earnings today, Captain!", quality = "rare", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_g34", text = "That expenditure hurt a bit, I won't lie. But every great captain knows when to spend bold!", quality = "rare", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "p_g35", text = "ARR, heavy losses from the coffers... but I've seen you rebuild a treasury from nothin'. You'll do it again!", quality = "rare", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "p_g36", text = "Cap'n, you're stackin' gold like a dragon lines its nest. The treasure room needs REINFORCEMENTS!", quality = "epic", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_g37", text = "I've watched gold flow through a hundred captains' hands, but YOU -- you turn every copper into an empire. It's a gift!", quality = "epic", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_g38", text = "SQUAWK! From barnacle-scrubbin' deckhand wages to the richest captain on any sea -- I been here for EVERY coin of it, and I ain't never been prouder to call you Cap'n. This treasure is LEGENDARY!", quality = "legendary", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_g39", text = "Another handful of coin for the coffers, Cap'n! Every copper helps!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_g40", text = "ARR, payday on the open seas! The purser's smilin', Captain!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_g41", text = "Some gold slipped through the planks, aye. But there's plenty more where that came from!", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "p_g42", text = "The treasury took a hit, Cap'n. But even the sturdiest ships need repairs -- it's an investment!", quality = "common", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "p_g43", text = "SQUAWK! The gold's pilin' up like barnacles on a hull -- except we WANT these ones!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_g44", text = "That expenditure stings a bit, but a captain who hoards everything sails nowhere, Cap'n!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "loss" } },
        { id = "p_g45", text = "The merchant guilds are takin' notice of your wealth, Captain. You're movin' up in the world!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
    },

    achieve = {
        -- Existing
        { id = "pa_a01", text = "Another flag raised on another conquered island! Well done, Captain!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_a02", text = "Mark it on the chart! That's another victory for the Captain's log!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_a03", text = "Aye, we claimed that one fair and square! The fleet grows stronger with every triumph!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_a04", text = "That weren't no easy feat, Captain. I seen whole crews fail where you just succeeded ALONE.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_a05", text = "RING THE SHIP'S BELL! That achievement deserves a twenty-one cannon salute! ...We only have four cannons but the SPIRIT is there!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_a06", text = "They'll be singin' about this in every tavern from Booty Bay to Kul Tiras, Captain. I'll make sure of it personally.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_a07", text = "In all the waters I've sailed, across every horizon I've chased -- I never thought I'd witness somethin' this grand. Captain... it's been an HONOR.", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        -- New
        { id = "p_a08", text = "SQUAWK! Achievement unlocked, Cap'n! Another medal for the captain's chest!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_a09", text = "That's one more notch on the mast, Captain! We're runnin' out of mast!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_a10", text = "ARR, achievement earned! The ship's log gets another glorious entry!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_a11", text = "Another commendation for the Captain! The admiralty board's gonna need more parchment!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_a12", text = "Well done, Cap'n! That's the kind of accomplishment that earns shore leave!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_a13", text = "Mark it in ink, not pencil -- that achievement ain't goin' nowhere!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_a14", text = "Aye aye! Another feather for the cap -- or in my case, another feather for ME!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_a15", text = "The crew sends their salutes, Captain! Everyone loves a winner!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_a16", text = "That's proper conquerin', Cap'n! Another island claimed for the fleet!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_a17", text = "I'll add it to the trophy case, Captain. Right next to all the OTHER trophies!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_a18", text = "Achievement secured! If this ship had more flags, I'd raise 'em ALL!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_a19", text = "Another horizon conquered! You collect achievements like I collect shiny trinkets!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_a20", text = "Aye, Captain -- steady as the tide, always achievin'! Proud to be on this crew!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_a21", text = "SQUAWK! That achievement was trickier than navigatin' the Maelstrom! Impressive, Cap'n!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_a22", text = "That one took real seamanship, Captain. Not everyone could've pulled it off!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_a23", text = "ARR, I've seen seasoned admirals struggle with less! You make it look like a calm-water sail!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_a24", text = "The other captains are gonna hear about THIS one. I'll make sure every parrot carries the word!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_a25", text = "Now THAT'S an achievement worthy of the captain's quarters wall! Framed in gold, no less!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_a26", text = "If achievements were ports, you'd have the busiest trade route in all the seas, Cap'n!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_a27", text = "That one earned you a captain's commendation AND a double ration of grog! ...In theory!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_a28", text = "You just did what three other crews couldn't, Captain. With STYLE, no less!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_a29", text = "I'm runnin' out of superlatives, Cap'n! That was shipshape and then some!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_a30", text = "They'll rename a lighthouse after you at this rate, Captain! 'Patches thinks so too!'", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_a31", text = "SQUAWK! FIRE THE CANNONS! ...Celebratory cannons! That achievement was SPECTACULAR!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_a32", text = "Even the merchant princes are talkin' about that one, Cap'n. Your name carries WEIGHT!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_a33", text = "That there's a captain's commendation if ever I saw one. The harbor bells should ring for this!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_a34", text = "I've flown over a thousand ships and a thousand captains, Cap'n. YOU are the only one who earns achievements like breathin'!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_a35", text = "That achievement's gonna echo through every port from here to the South Seas! LEGENDARY work!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_a36", text = "Cap'n, in me entire career as first mate, I ain't ONCE seen someone claim that. You just made history!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_a37", text = "The sea gods themselves just took notice, Captain. That achievement shook the firmament!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_a38", text = "ARR, you've earned enough achievements to fill a treasure galleon, Cap'n! And every last one DESERVED!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_a39", text = "SQUAWK! This is the kind of achievement that starts WARS of jealousy! Every captain on every sea wishes they were you right now!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_a40", text = "Captain... I been your first mate through storms and calms, through plunder and famine. But THIS achievement -- this is the crowning jewel of the finest career on any ocean!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_a41", text = "When they write the great chronicle of the seas -- the DEFINITIVE record of every voyage and every victory -- YOUR name, Captain, will be on the very first page. I'll make SURE of it. SQUAWK!", quality = "legendary", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_a42", text = "SQUAWK! Another trophy for the captain's mantle! You're runnin' out of shelf space!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_a43", text = "Aye, achievement logged, Cap'n! The quartermaster's runnin' out of ink!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_a44", text = "That achievement took some real navigatin', Captain. Not everyone could chart that course!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_a45", text = "ARR, I seen veteran admirals struggle where you just triumphed! Shipshape work, Cap'n!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
    },

    death = {
        -- Existing
        { id = "pa_d01", text = "Ship took a hit, Captain! But the hull's holdin'! Patch it up and we sail again!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_d02", text = "We've been boarded, but not beaten! Every pirate worth their salt's been knocked down once or twice!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_d03", text = "SQUAWK! Rough patch! Cap'n's still standin'! I thought we were goin' DOWN but we didn't! All hands still at their posts! ...Mostly! BRAWWK!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_d04", text = "Arr, a temporary setback! I once got swallowed by a whale and was back on deck by Thursday!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_d05", text = "The Captain's down but the flag still flies! Long as that flag flies, we ain't finished!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_d06", text = "Listen, the BEST captains I ever sailed under all kissed the deck a few times. It's practically a rite of passage!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_d07", text = "That scallywag got lucky, Captain. LUCKY. Won't happen twice -- not on MY watch!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_d08", text = "I ain't worried. You know why? 'Cause I seen what you do AFTER you get knocked down. And it's terrifying. For THEM.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_d09", text = "Every scar tells a story, Captain. And YOUR story ain't even close to the last chapter.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_d10", text = "The sea took you down today, aye. But I've watched you stare down krakens and laugh. This? This is NOTHIN'. Get up, Captain. Your crew believes in you.", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        -- New
        { id = "p_d11", text = "SQUAWK! Man overboard! ...I mean, you're FINE, Cap'n. Walk it off!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_d12", text = "Just a scratch on the hull, Captain! We've weathered worse squalls than this!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_d13", text = "ARR, the ship's takin' on water, but she ain't sinkin'! Not today!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_d14", text = "Every sailor meets the bottom of the sea eventually, Cap'n. The good ones come back up!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_d15", text = "A temporary anchorin' on the sea floor, Captain! We'll float again shortly!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_d16", text = "Even the mightiest warship needs dry dock now and then. Quick repair and we're off!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_d17", text = "Bah! I've seen you survive worse than this durin' breakfast, Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_d18", text = "The reef got us, Captain. But reefs don't move -- and WE do. Let's go around this time!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_d19", text = "Shiver me timbers, that hurt! But a little hull damage never stopped a real captain!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_d20", text = "Down but not sunk, Cap'n! The barnacles on this ship have seen worse!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_d21", text = "SQUAWK! That enemy fights dirty, Captain! Next time we bring bigger cannons!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_d22", text = "I'll remember that scoundrel's face, Cap'n. Parrots got EXCELLENT memories for revenge!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_d23", text = "The sea's just testin' your resolve, Captain. And I KNOW you pass every test!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_d24", text = "I once sailed with a captain who sank three times in one day and STILL won the battle. You remind me of him!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_d25", text = "ARR, they caught us in a crosswind! But the wind changes, Captain. It ALWAYS changes!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_d26", text = "Every great voyage has rough seas, Cap'n. This is just a chapter in our story, not the ending!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_d27", text = "That bilge rat won't be so smug when you come back with a full broadside, Captain!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_d28", text = "The ocean floor is for VISITING, not stayin'. Up you go, Cap'n!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_d29", text = "I've counted your victories and your defeats, Captain. The victories outnumber 'em a hundred to one!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_d30", text = "They got the drop on us, aye. But ambushes only work ONCE. We know their tricks now!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_d31", text = "SQUAWK! I ain't leavin' this shoulder, Captain. Not in victory, not in defeat, not EVER!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_d32", text = "The kraken pulled us under, but you know what happens next? We PUNCH the kraken and swim up!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_d33", text = "That was a worthy foe, Cap'n. But worthy foes are just worthy FUTURE victories. Remember that!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_d34", text = "I seen captains crumble after less than that. But you? You're already plottin' your comeback. That's why I follow YOU.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_d35", text = "The whole sea conspired against us today, Cap'n. And we STILL almost won. Next time, the sea loses!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_d36", text = "Captain, I been your first mate through every storm, every wreck, every close call. And I'll be here for every comeback too. That's a PROMISE.", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_d37", text = "They sunk the ship, Cap'n. But they can't sink the CAPTAIN. And as long as you're afloat, so is every dream we ever chased together!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_d38", text = "SQUAWK! I've watched empires rise and fall from this shoulder, Captain. Every fall is just the anchor drop before the greatest voyage yet. And YOUR greatest voyage? It ain't even STARTED.", quality = "legendary", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_d39", text = "Bah! A minor hull breach, Cap'n! Patch it up and sail on!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_d40", text = "The sea knocked us sideways, Captain. But we're still afloat and still fightin'!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_d41", text = "SQUAWK! That was just a warning shot across the bow! We'll answer with a full broadside next time!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_d42", text = "ARR, rough waters, Cap'n. But I've never seen rough waters keep you down for long!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_d43", text = "Every sailor kisses the deck sooner or later. The great ones get up and kiss it BACK!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_d44", text = "That foe got lucky with the wind at their back, Captain. Next time the wind's on OUR side!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_d45", text = "I ain't scratchin' your name off the roster, Cap'n. Not today, not EVER. You'll be back stronger!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
    },

    ambient = {
        -- Existing
        { id = "pa_i01", text = "Calm seas today, Captain. Good time to check the riggin' and count our blessings.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_i02", text = "You know what I love about adventurin' with you? The view from the crow's nest never gets old.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_i03", text = "Wind's shifted a point to starboard. Probably means nothin'. But a good first mate notices these things.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_i04", text = "I could go for some hardtack right about now. Or a cracker. Parrots like crackers. That's not a stereotype, it's a PREFERENCE.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_i05", text = "You ever just stand at the bow and let the salt air hit your face? ...You should try it. Even on land. Just pretend.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_i06", text = "I been keepin' a weather eye on the horizon, Captain. All clear. For now. I'll keep watchin' though. That's what I do.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_i07", text = "SQUAWK! Cap'n's headin' OUT again! I'll take the crow's nest! Someone check the mainsail! Hard to starboard! ...Which way's starboard again? Doesn't matter, WE'RE GOIN'!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_i08", text = "Sometimes I think about all the ports we've visited together. Every one of 'em better 'cause you were there.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_i09", text = "The stars are out, Captain. Same ones that guided us through every storm. Old friends, they are.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_i10", text = "I used to fly from captain to captain, never stayin' long. Then I found your shoulder. Best perch in every ocean.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_i11", text = "The old sailors say the sea sings to those who listen. I think it's singin' your name today, Captain.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_i12", text = "You know, Captain... of all the ships I've sailed, all the crews I've known -- this here, right now, with you? This is the voyage I'll remember when all the others fade.", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        -- New
        { id = "p_i13", text = "SQUAWK! Nice breeze today. Perfect for preenin' me feathers!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_i14", text = "The deck could use a good swabbin', Captain. Just an observation from the crow's nest!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_i15", text = "I spy with me little eye... nothin'. Quiet seas make a parrot restless!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_i16", text = "ARR, days like this remind me why I chose the pirate life. Well, that and the crackers.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_i17", text = "Barometric pressure's droppin', Cap'n. Or maybe that's just me stomach. Hard to tell.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_i18", text = "You know what this ship needs? A figurehead. Shaped like a parrot. Just a thought.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_i19", text = "The anchor chain could use some oil, Captain. I can hear it creakin' from up here.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_i20", text = "Did you hear that, Cap'n? ...Probably just the wind. I'll keep listenin' though!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_i21", text = "Fair weather and calm waters, Captain. A good day to count our blessin's!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_i22", text = "SQUAWK! I just spotted a seagull. Inferior bird. No style at all.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_i23", text = "Tide's comin' in, Cap'n. Or goin' out. One of the two. I'm a parrot, not a navigator!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_i24", text = "The rigging's tight, the sails are trim, and the first mate is handsome. All's well!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_i25", text = "You ever wonder what's past the horizon, Captain? ...Me neither. We'll just GO there!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_i26", text = "I been thinkin' about composin' a sea shanty, Cap'n. Workin' title: 'The Parrot Who Chose Right.'", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_i27", text = "Weather report from the crow's nest: partly cloudy with a chance of adventure!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_i28", text = "You know, Cap'n, most parrots just repeat what they hear. Me? I got ORIGINAL commentary.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_i29", text = "I been cataloguin' every island we've visited. It's quite the collection, Captain!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_i30", text = "The ship's in fine shape, the captain's in fine form, and the parrot's in fine feather. Perfect day!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_i31", text = "I overheard some sailors talkin' about you at port, Cap'n. All good things. I made SURE of it.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_i32", text = "...It's quiet. SQUAWK. Too quiet. I'm gonna check the bilge, the port side, maybe starboard. Cap'n, is somethin' comin'? I can't tell!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_i33", text = "Me feathers are tellin' me a storm's brewin' somewhere. Don't worry though -- we've weathered 'em all before!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_i34", text = "Some birds migrate south for winter. Me? I migrate wherever YOU go, Cap'n. Better scenery!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_i35", text = "SQUAWK! The sunset off the port bow is paintin' the sky like spilled rum on a treasure map. Beautiful.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_i36", text = "Twenty years I been at sea, Captain. The only thing I've learned for certain is that the best voyages are the ones you don't plan.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_i37", text = "I could've retired to a tropical island years ago, Cap'n. Warm sun, easy bugs. But this shoulder's got a better view.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_i38", text = "The ocean's got a memory, Captain. And right now, it remembers every wave we've conquered together.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_i39", text = "Cap'n, there's a peace that comes from sailin' with someone you trust completely. This is that peace. SQUAWK.", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_i40", text = "If I could bottle this moment -- the salt air, the creak of the deck, you at the helm -- I'd keep it in me treasure chest forever, Captain.", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_i41", text = "SQUAWK! You know what, Captain? In a thousand lifetimes on a thousand seas, I'd choose THIS shoulder, THIS ship, and THIS crew every single time. Every. Single. Time.", quality = "legendary", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_i42", text = "The gulls are circlin' the mast again, Cap'n. Freeloaders, the lot of 'em.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_i43", text = "Smooth sailin' today, Captain. Almost TOO smooth. ...Nah, I'll take it.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_i44", text = "ARR, the barnacles are singin' their little barnacle songs. Only I can hear 'em. Parrot ears.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_i45", text = "You know what makes a perfect day at sea, Cap'n? Good wind, calm waters, and the right company. We got all three.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
    },

    quest = {
        -- Existing
        { id = "pa_q01", text = "Mission complete, Captain! Another X on the treasure map crossed off proper!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_q02", text = "Orders carried out to the letter! You'd make a fine admiral if the navy wasn't so BORING!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_q03", text = "That's another heading charted and sailed true. What's next on the manifest, Captain?", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_q04", text = "Aye, quest complete! The way you handled that was like watchin' a frigate cut through still water -- smooth and decisive!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_q05", text = "Done and DONE! If quests were islands, you'd own an entire archipelago by now!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_q06", text = "They gave you a mission and you made it look like a pleasure cruise! Natural-born captain, you are!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_q07", text = "I seen whole armadas fail at less than what you just pulled off single-handed. Remind me never to bet against you, Captain.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_q08", text = "That quest didn't stand a chance. You sailed in, took what was owed, and sailed out. Textbook piracy. I mean HEROISM.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_q09", text = "Captain, if every quest-giver in Azeroth could see how you just handled that, they'd be FIGHTIN' over who gets to send you next. You're the finest adventurer on any sea -- or land!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        -- New
        { id = "p_q10", text = "SQUAWK! Quest done, Cap'n! Shore leave earned!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_q11", text = "ARR, mission accomplished! Another order from the manifest, fulfilled!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_q12", text = "That's the cargo delivered, Captain! On time and under budget, as always!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_q13", text = "Objective complete! You're crossin' off quests faster than I can log 'em!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_q14", text = "Another task off the docket, Cap'n! The mission board's gettin' emptier by the hour!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_q15", text = "Aye, that one's done! Smooth sailin' from start to finish!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_q16", text = "Quest turned in, Captain! The harbormaster sends his regards!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_q17", text = "Errand run, task complete, and not a single delay. That's how a proper crew operates!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_q18", text = "Mission report: success! The Captain strikes again!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_q19", text = "Another assignment squared away, Cap'n. Tidy work, that was!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_q20", text = "That's another commission from the admiralty board handled with distinction!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_q21", text = "SQUAWK! You handled that quest like a broadside at close range -- quick and devastating!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_q22", text = "The quest-giver's jaw is still on the floor, Cap'n. Nobody finishes that fast!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_q23", text = "ARR, that was navigated like a true captain! Every obstacle dodged, every objective claimed!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_q24", text = "If there was a leaderboard for quest completin', Captain, you'd be at the top with a bullet!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_q25", text = "I been takin' notes on your technique, Cap'n. Gonna write a manual: 'Quest Completin' for Pirates!'", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_q26", text = "That mission had more twists than a whirlpool, and you sailed through every one!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_q27", text = "The way you read that quest was like a navigator readin' a star chart. Flawless execution, Captain!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_q28", text = "Other adventurers take days for quests like that. You took MINUTES. That's captain-grade efficiency!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_q29", text = "SQUAWK! They should rename these things 'Captain's Light Exercise' for how easy you make 'em look!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_q30", text = "Every quest-giver in port is gonna hear about how the Captain handled this one. I'll spread the word!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_q31", text = "Cap'n, that quest required a captain's cunning and a pirate's guts. You got BOTH in spades!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_q32", text = "I've watched you complete a hundred missions, Captain, and somehow each one impresses me more than the last!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_q33", text = "That was admiral-grade quest work, Cap'n. The kind they write into the naval training manuals!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_q34", text = "SQUAWK! The way you dismantled that quest -- it was like watchin' a hurricane take apart a dock. Beautiful chaos!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_q35", text = "ARR, Cap'n! That quest had traps, tricks, and trouble, and you walked through it like a stroll on the pier!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_q36", text = "Captain, that quest was supposed to be impossible. IMPOSSIBLE. And you just made it look like a Sunday sail. The seas themselves should bow to you!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_q37", text = "In me entire career -- every captain, every crew, every mission -- nobody has EVER completed a quest with that much style and fury. You're in a class of your OWN, Cap'n!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_q38", text = "SQUAWK! When the great ledger of all quests ever completed is written, Captain, YOUR chapter will be the one they read out loud at every tavern in every port across every sea. THAT is how good you are!", quality = "legendary", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_q39", text = "ARR, another mission squared away! The dispatch board's got nothin' on you, Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_q40", text = "Quest complete! Filed under 'V' for 'Victory', Captain!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_q41", text = "That's another contract fulfilled, Cap'n! The clients must love workin' with you!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_q42", text = "SQUAWK! Done and dusted! You handle quests like a bosun handles rigging -- fast and sure!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_q43", text = "The quest-givers are gonna run out of missions before you run out of steam, Captain!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_q44", text = "That one had pitfalls and snares, Cap'n, and you sailed right through 'em all!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_q45", text = "ARR, I been keepin' a tally of your completed quests, Captain. We're gonna need a BIGGER tally board!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
    },

    boss = {
        -- Existing
        { id = "pa_b01", text = "The beast is slain, Captain! Another monster for the trophy wall!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_b02", text = "HA! That overgrown bilge rat didn't know who it was messin' with! NOBODY messes with my Captain!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_b03", text = "Boss down! Loot the wreckage and raise a flag -- this territory is OURS now!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_b04", text = "You fought that thing like a kraken-slayer of old! The sea legends would be PROUD to call you kin!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_b05", text = "BROADSIDE! DIRECT HIT! That boss went down like a galleon in a hurricane! Beautiful work, Captain!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_b06", text = "I been in battles from Stranglethorn to Northrend, Captain. That right there? That was a MASTERCLASS. They should teach that in naval academies.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_b07", text = "The sea has its monsters and the land has its tyrants, but NONE of 'em -- NONE -- can stand against you. I'd follow you into the maelstrom itself, Captain. And I MEAN that.", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        -- New
        { id = "p_b08", text = "SQUAWK! Enemy vessel scuttled, Cap'n! Another one for the record books!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_b09", text = "ARR, that big ugly barnacle's been scraped off the hull! Well done, Captain!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_b10", text = "Boss down, treasure up! That's the pirate way, Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_b11", text = "That leviathan won't be botherin' any more ships! You did the whole fleet a favor!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_b12", text = "Another big one goes to the bottom! The seas are safer thanks to you, Captain!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_b13", text = "HA! Told that sea monster not to mess with us. Did it listen? NOPE. Did it regret it? YEP!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_b14", text = "Enemy flagship SUNK! Raise our colors on the wreckage!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_b15", text = "Target eliminated, Cap'n! I barely had to dodge any debris up here!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_b16", text = "SQUAWK! Another bounty collected! That boss had a price on its head and you CASHED it!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_b17", text = "The harbor's gonna hear about this kill, Captain. Every ship in port will know!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_b18", text = "That sea beast put up a fight, but it was no match for my Captain!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_b19", text = "Another notch on the cannons, Cap'n! Our kill count's gettin' impressive!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_b20", text = "ARR, the way you toppled that boss was like rammin' a dinghy with a dreadnought! No contest!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_b21", text = "SQUAWK! That boss fought dirty but you fought DIRTIER! That's me Captain!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_b22", text = "You read that boss like a sea chart, Cap'n -- every move predicted, every attack countered!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_b23", text = "That creature's been terrorizing these waters for ages. YOU ended it in MINUTES!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_b24", text = "I've seen whole war fleets retreat from beasts like that. You stood your ground and WON!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_b25", text = "They're gonna mount that trophy above the tavern fireplace in Booty Bay, Cap'n! Hero of the harbor!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_b26", text = "That boss was supposed to be the apex predator of these waters. You just moved it to SECOND place!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_b27", text = "ARR, the precision! The ferocity! The sheer AUDACITY! That kill was a work of art, Captain!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_b28", text = "I been in a hundred boss fights on your shoulder, Cap'n. I STILL get chills every time you win!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_b29", text = "SQUAWK! That boss had minions, mechanics, and mayhem -- and you cut through ALL of it!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_b30", text = "The kraken-slayers of legend would raise a glass to that kill, Captain! WELL fought!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_b31", text = "That weren't just a boss kill, Cap'n -- that was a statement. You OWN these waters now!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_b32", text = "I seen sea serpents, storm giants, and ancient leviathans, Captain. YOU'RE scarier than all of 'em combined!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_b33", text = "Cap'n, that boss was the terror of the deep. WAS. Past tense. Thanks to YOU!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_b34", text = "SQUAWK! That kill's gonna become a sea legend! Bards in every port will sing of the captain who slew the beast!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_b35", text = "In all the naval battles of all the wars, I ain't never seen a finer display of combat, Captain. NEVER.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_b36", text = "BRAWWK! Cap'n just charged in and took it DOWN! I saw it from the crow's nest! ALL HANDS -- it's SCUTTLED! SQUAWK!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_b37", text = "ARR, I watched empires crumble and armadas scatter, but NOTHING compares to watchin' you dismantle that boss. The sea itself trembled, Captain!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_b38", text = "Captain... that was the single most incredible thing I've ever witnessed from any shoulder on any ship. You didn't just defeat that boss -- you CONQUERED it!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_b39", text = "SQUAWK! Every monster, every titan, every god of the deep -- they should ALL fear that name. YOUR name, Captain. Because nothing survives your broadside!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_b40", text = "SQUAWK!! I don't know WHAT that thing WAS but Cap'n just DESTROYED it and I am LOSIN' MY FEATHERS over here! I'm flyin' circles! I CAN'T STOP! BRAWWK! All hands! ALL HANDS! Come look at this! RUM FOR EVERYONE! SQUAAAWK!", quality = "legendary", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_b41", text = "SQUAWK! Another sea monster meets its end! The ocean's a safer place, Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_b42", text = "Boss down! Somebody mark that reef on the chart -- the reef where IT got wrecked!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_b43", text = "ARR, you put that beast down like a storm puttin' down a rowboat! Never stood a chance!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_b44", text = "That creature thought it was the terror of the deep. Then it met YOU, Cap'n!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_b45", text = "I counted your hits and the boss's hits, Captain. You won by a LANDSLIDE. Well, a SEASLIDE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
    },

    levelup = {
        -- Existing
        { id = "pa_l01", text = "LEVEL UP, Captain! Another rank earned! The crew sends their congratulations!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_l02", text = "Higher rank means a bigger ship, Captain! Or at least it SHOULD. I'll file the paperwork!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_l03", text = "From deckhand to LEGEND, one level at a time! The admiralty board couldn't be prouder -- and neither could your first mate.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        -- New
        { id = "p_l04", text = "SQUAWK! You've been promoted, Cap'n! New rank, new authority!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l05", text = "ARR, level up! Another stripe on the uniform, Captain!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l06", text = "The crew's cheerin' below decks, Cap'n! Their captain just ranked up!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l07", text = "Another level earned, Captain! You're climbin' the ranks faster than a rigger in a storm!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l08", text = "Level up! Ring the bell and raise the flag -- the Captain's movin' up!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l09", text = "New rank achieved, Cap'n! The admiralty sends their official congratulations!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l10", text = "You just earned your next set of stripes, Captain! Wear 'em with pride!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l11", text = "SQUAWK! Promotion papers filed and approved! You're officially more dangerous!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l12", text = "Aye, another level! The voyage from deckhand to admiral continues!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l13", text = "That's one more rung on the mast, Captain. The top's gettin' closer!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l14", text = "Level up, Cap'n! The sea itself just got a little less dangerous for us!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l15", text = "ARR, new level! I can feel the extra power from up here on your shoulder!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l16", text = "Rank increased! Even the seagulls are saluting, Captain!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l17", text = "Another level, another notch in the captain's log. Well earned!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l18", text = "You've been promoted! Someone get the Cap'n a bigger hat!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l19", text = "SQUAWK! I seen a lot of captains level up, but none with as much style as you!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l20", text = "New rank, Cap'n! The enlisted sailors are talkin' about how fast you're climbin'!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l21", text = "That level-up earned you a captain's commendation! ...From me. I'm the one givin' it.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l22", text = "ARR, at this rate of promotion, the admiralty's gonna run out of ranks to GIVE you!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l23", text = "SQUAWK! Every level you gain, the enemies get more nervous! I can see it in their eyes!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l24", text = "They usually hand out levels like they hand out grog -- sparingly. You EARNED this one, Cap'n!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l25", text = "New rank, new power, same legendary Captain! The fleet's never been in better hands!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l26", text = "I been trackin' your progress in the captain's log, and Cap'n? The trajectory is VERTICAL!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l27", text = "Level up! If experience was wind, you'd be sailin' at hurricane speed, Captain!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l28", text = "That promotion makes you the highest-rankin' officer in any room you walk into. As it should be!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l29", text = "ARR, remember when you started as a lowly swab? Look at you NOW, Captain! Makes a parrot proud!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l30", text = "SQUAWK! New level means new abilities! I can already feel the cannon upgrades!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l31", text = "Every rank you earn makes the legend bigger, Cap'n. And your legend was already ENORMOUS!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l32", text = "The way you're gainin' levels, Captain, you'll outrank the SEA itself before long!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l33", text = "You're levelin' up like a ship caught in a favorable current -- unstoppable momentum!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l34", text = "Cap'n, that level-up puts you in the ranks of the legendary sea captains of old. THEIR equal. Maybe their BETTER.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l35", text = "SQUAWK! The admiralty board just had an emergency session -- they need to CREATE new ranks for you, Captain!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l36", text = "I been a first mate to many captains, Cap'n, but I ain't never watched one grow this powerful. It's an HONOR.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l37", text = "That rank puts you above commodores, above admirals -- you're in UNCHARTED waters of power, Captain!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l38", text = "ARR, this level-up shook the whole ocean! I felt it in me tail feathers, Captain!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l39", text = "Every pirate, privateer, and naval officer just felt a disturbance in the sea. That was YOU, Cap'n, levelin' up!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l40", text = "Captain, this promotion makes you the most formidable force on any ocean. Krakens would FLEE from your shadow!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l41", text = "SQUAWK! From the humblest deckhand to the mightiest captain the seas have EVER known -- and I was here for every single rank. Every single triumph. It's the greatest honor of me life!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l42", text = "When they carve the history of these seas into stone, Captain, your rise through the ranks will be the chapter they read to young sailors to show 'em what's POSSIBLE. You ain't just a captain -- you're the STANDARD. SQUAWK!", quality = "legendary", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l43", text = "Another rank on the epaulettes, Cap'n! You're climbin' faster than a rigger in a gale!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l44", text = "Level up! The bosun's whistle sounds sweeter every time you rank up, Captain!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_l45", text = "SQUAWK! New level, new horizons! The admiralty's runnin' out of medals to pin on you!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
    },

    rep = {
        -- Existing
        { id = "pa_r01", text = "Word's spreadin' about the Captain! Another port that knows your name and respects it!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "pa_r02", text = "Your reputation precedes you, Cap'n! They're rollin' out the gangplanks before we even dock!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "pa_r03", text = "Allies in every port, friends at every dock! You've built a network that'd make a trade prince jealous!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "pa_r04", text = "They don't just respect you, Captain -- they REVERE you. Harbormasters fight over who gets to welcome you first.", quality = "rare", tags = { "gain" } },
        -- New
        { id = "p_r05", text = "SQUAWK! Your name's gettin' known in another port, Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r06", text = "ARR, reputation gained! The dockworkers are tippin' their hats to you, Captain!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r07", text = "More friends in more places! A captain's network is a captain's power!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r08", text = "They've heard of you, Cap'n! Good things travel fast on the trade winds!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r09", text = "Another faction just learned to respect the Captain's colors! Well earned!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r10", text = "Rep up! The harbormaster's handin' you the good docking berth now!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r11", text = "Your flag's recognized in another port, Captain! They know friend from foe!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r12", text = "Word of your deeds is spreadin' across the waters, Cap'n! Good press!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r13", text = "Aye, another group of folk who think highly of the Captain! As they SHOULD!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r14", text = "Reputation's climbin', Cap'n! Soon they'll be namin' docks after you!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r15", text = "SQUAWK! They're warmin' up to us, Captain! From strangers to allies, one good deed at a time!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r16", text = "The local merchants are offerin' better prices already. That's the power of a good name, Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r17", text = "Another port, another group of admirers! You collect allies like I collect shiny objects!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r18", text = "They know your name, Captain. And more importantly, they know your WORTH!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r19", text = "ARR, your reputation's got more wind in its sails today, Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r20", text = "The locals just went from suspicious to friendly. That's the Cap'n charm at work!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r21", text = "SQUAWK! They're not just toleratin' us anymore -- they actually LIKE us, Cap'n!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r22", text = "Your reputation is spreadin' faster than scuttlebutt on a merchant vessel, Captain!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r23", text = "ARR, they're offerin' you the VIP berth now! Reserved for legendary captains only!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r24", text = "The faction leaders are invitin' you to their table, Cap'n! That's REAL respect!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r25", text = "I've watched your reputation grow from unknown to RENOWNED. It's been a privilege, Captain!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r26", text = "The trade guilds are competin' for your favor now, Cap'n! You've got leverage!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r27", text = "Everywhere we dock, they already know the Captain. Your legend sails ahead of us!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r28", text = "SQUAWK! The harbormasters are puttin' out the FANCY welcome flags for you now!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r29", text = "Your standing's risen so high, Cap'n, they're treatin' us like foreign dignitaries!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r30", text = "From outsiders to honored guests! That's what happens when the Captain works the diplomatic angles!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r31", text = "They ain't just allies no more, Cap'n -- they're TRUE friends. Earned through deeds, not words!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r32", text = "The word on the docks is that YOU'RE the one to know. Every faction wants a piece of the Captain!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r33", text = "ARR, even the parrots in this port are squawkin' your name! ...I may have started that.", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r34", text = "Your reputation just opened doors that gold couldn't buy, Cap'n. THAT'S real influence!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r35", text = "Cap'n, your name carries the weight of an armada in these waters now. They REVERE you!", quality = "rare", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r36", text = "SQUAWK! The faction leaders are ARGUING over who gets to honor you first! That's peak reputation!", quality = "rare", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r37", text = "Your standing's so high, Captain, they're commissioning STATUES. I suggested one of me too. Still waitin'.", quality = "rare", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r38", text = "I've seen trade princes and war chiefs build reputations over decades. You did it in a fraction of the time!", quality = "rare", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r39", text = "ARR, they're writin' your name into their histories, Cap'n! Official records! Ink and parchment!", quality = "rare", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r40", text = "Every port in every sea knows the Captain's name. You've achieved what whole NAVIES couldn't -- universal respect!", quality = "rare", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r41", text = "SQUAWK! Even the OTHER side is noddin' at us, Cap'n! I seen one wave! Almost bit 'im out of habit but I DIDN'T! Progress! BRAWWK!", quality = "epic", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r42", text = "SQUAWK! Kings and queens send emissaries to YOU now, Cap'n. Not the other way around. You've become the anchor of ALLIANCES!", quality = "epic", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r43", text = "SQUAWK! I'm in the crow's nest and the whole harbor's talkin' about Cap'n! They look IMPRESSED! I'm impressed too and I live on your shoulder! BRAWWK!", quality = "epic", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r44", text = "SQUAAAWK! Cap'n just got FAMOUS! PROPERLY famous! They're buyin' rounds at the tavern in your NAME! LEGENDARY! BRAWWK! I'm so proud I might molt!", quality = "legendary", tags = { "gain" } },
        { id = "p_r45", text = "ARR, the dockworkers are wavin' us in with the priority flags, Cap'n! Your name opens doors!", quality = "common", tags = { "gain" } },
    },

    zone = {
        -- Existing
        { id = "pa_z01", text = "New waters, Captain! Keep your eyes sharp and your anchor ready!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_z02", text = "Uncharted territory! I'll update the maps while you scout ahead. We make a good team!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_z03", text = "I can taste the salt on the wind here -- well, METAPHORICAL salt. Every new zone's got its own flavor, Captain!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_z04", text = "New horizon, new adventures. And there ain't nobody I'd rather sail into the unknown with than you, Captain.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        -- New
        { id = "p_z05", text = "SQUAWK! New port of call, Cap'n! Look at these uncharted waters!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z06", text = "ARR, fresh territory! I'll note it on the charts, Captain!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z07", text = "New zone means new plunder, Cap'n! Keep your cutlass handy!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z08", text = "Unknown waters ahead, Captain! The navigator in me is THRILLED!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z09", text = "We've made landfall in new territory! Plant the flag, Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z10", text = "The maps don't cover this area yet. Good thing WE'RE the ones drawin' 'em!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z11", text = "Aye, a fresh heading! The compass is spinnin' with excitement! ...Or that's just me.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z12", text = "New coastline spotted, Captain! Every explorer's dream right here!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z13", text = "SQUAWK! Virgin territory! No parrot has perched here before! I call dibs!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z14", text = "The wind smells different here, Cap'n. Adventure's in the air!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z15", text = "Another new zone, another page in the captain's log! Excitin' times!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z16", text = "ARR, I can see for miles from up here! This zone's got PROMISE, Captain!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z17", text = "New waters, new dangers, new treasures! The trifecta of adventure, Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z18", text = "We just crossed into uncharted seas, Captain! The cartographers will thank us later!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z19", text = "Droppin' anchor in a new zone! I wonder what kind of crackers they have here...", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z20", text = "Land ho! New territory on the horizon, and it's ALL ours to explore!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z21", text = "SQUAWK! This zone's got a different feel to it, Cap'n. Me feathers are tinglin' with anticipation!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z22", text = "New waters, and already I can tell -- this place has got stories to tell. And WE'RE gonna hear 'em!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z23", text = "The old sea charts never showed this place, Captain. We're writin' history with every step!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z24", text = "ARR, I've flown over a lot of zones, Cap'n. This one's got CHARACTER. I like it already!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z25", text = "The trade winds that brought us here were favorable. That's a good omen for this zone, Captain!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z26", text = "SQUAWK! Every new zone's a new chapter in our voyage, and THIS chapter looks promising!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z27", text = "I can feel the adventure radiatin' off this place, Cap'n. It's practically HUMMIN' with potential!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z28", text = "New zone, new allies to make and new foes to vanquish! Just another day at sea!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z29", text = "This place has secrets, Captain. I can smell 'em. Parrot's intuition never lies!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z30", text = "The stars look different from here, Cap'n. New constellations, new headings, new possibilities!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z31", text = "ARR, we've sailed into waters that seasoned admirals only DREAM about! This is the real frontier!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z32", text = "I been to every port on the known charts. THIS ain't on any of 'em. We're pioneers, Cap'n!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z33", text = "New territory, and it's got that raw, untamed feel -- like the sea before the first ship sailed it!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z34", text = "The explorers of old would WEEP with jealousy, Cap'n. This zone is magnificent!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z35", text = "This zone holds treasure and danger in equal measure, Captain. I can feel it in me bones -- or whatever parrots have.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z36", text = "Cap'n, we just sailed past the edge of every known map. From here on out, it's US and the unknown. I wouldn't have it any other way!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z37", text = "SQUAWK! In all me years of chartin' new waters, this zone might be the most promisin' I've ever seen! The Cap'n picks the BEST headings!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z38", text = "They said there was nothin' beyond the charts, Captain. They said the world ended at the edge. But HERE we are, and it's BEAUTIFUL!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z39", text = "I've seen a thousand new horizons, Cap'n. But explorin' each new one with you makes it feel like the FIRST time!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z40", text = "ARR, the map's got a whole new section now, Captain. And it's got YOUR name written across it in big, bold letters!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z41", text = "Captain, this zone -- these uncharted waters -- this is what we were BORN for. You and me, discoverin' what nobody else dared to find!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z42", text = "SQUAWK! Every great explorer had a first mate who believed in 'em. And Cap'n, standin' here in this new world with you, I believe MORE than ever!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z43", text = "From the first zone we ever explored together to THIS moment on this unknown shore -- every league, every storm, every star has led us HERE. And I wouldn't trade a single nautical mile of it, Captain. Not one. SQUAWK!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z44", text = "SQUAWK! This place AIN'T ON MY MAP! I checked TWICE! We're off the charts and I have NO idea where port is! Should I be scared?! I'M NOT SCARED! BRAWWK!", quality = "legendary", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_z45", text = "SQUAWK! New landfall, Cap'n! The compass is pointin' at adventure!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
    },

    login = {
        -- Existing
        { id = "pa_lg01", text = "Captain on deck! All hands to stations! The adventure continues!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_lg02", text = "AYE AYE, the Captain returns! Ship's ready, winds are fair, and your first mate's been keepin' watch!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_lg03", text = "Welcome back, Cap'n! I kept the deck swabbed and the cannons polished while you were away. Missed ya.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "pa_lg04", text = "The whole crew's been waitin', Captain. The sea just ain't the same without you at the helm. Let's SAIL.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        -- New
        { id = "p_lg05", text = "SQUAWK! The Captain's back! All hands, look alive!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg06", text = "ARR, welcome aboard, Cap'n! The ship's been waitin' for ya!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg07", text = "Captain on the bridge! Sound the horn! We're back in business!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg08", text = "Aye aye, the helm's all yours, Captain! Ready to set sail!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg09", text = "The anchor's weighed and the sails are set! Welcome back, Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg10", text = "Good to see ya, Captain! The sea's been too quiet without you!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg11", text = "Ship's company, ATTENTION! The Captain has returned to duty!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg12", text = "SQUAWK! Rise and shine, Cap'n! There's plunder to be had and seas to sail!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg13", text = "Welcome back to the bridge, Captain! Weather's fair and the horizon's callin'!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg14", text = "The first mate reports: all systems shipshape! Ready for your orders, Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg15", text = "ARR, there's the Captain! I was startin' to think you'd gone ashore for good!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg16", text = "Another day, another voyage! Welcome aboard, Captain!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg17", text = "Cap'n's on deck! Hoist the colors and prepare to cast off!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg18", text = "The tide waits for no one, but it DOES wait for you, Captain! Welcome back!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg19", text = "Aye, the Captain returns! The crew's morale just jumped ten points!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg20", text = "All present and accounted for, Cap'n! Your parrot kept the watch faithfully!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg21", text = "SQUAWK! I kept one eye on the horizon and one eye on the treasure. Welcome back, Captain!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg22", text = "The ship's been sittin' in harbor too long, Cap'n! She's ITCHIN' to sail -- and so am I!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg23", text = "ARR, I been rehearsin' sea shanties while you were gone, Captain. You're gonna love the new verse!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg24", text = "Welcome back, Cap'n! I reorganized the cargo hold, polished the compass, AND caught three fish. Productive day!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg25", text = "The stars aligned the moment you logged in, Captain! Even the COSMOS missed ya!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg26", text = "Captain! The cannons have been cleaned, the rum's been inventoried, and your first mate is READY!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg27", text = "I may have accidentally started a rumor that you wrestled a kraken. Welcome back -- play along!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg28", text = "SQUAWK! Every port in Azeroth just got a little more nervous. The Captain's BACK!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg29", text = "The wind picked up the SECOND you logged in, Cap'n! The sea knows its favorite captain!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg30", text = "While you were away, I guarded the ship from seven seagulls and a suspicious crab. You're WELCOME.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg31", text = "ARR, the moment I saw you comin', I knew today was gonna be a good day for sailin'!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg32", text = "Welcome back, Captain! I've got a full report ready. Summary: everything's better now that you're here!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg33", text = "The ship was lonely without ya, Cap'n. ...I was lonely too. But mostly the ship. Definitely the ship.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg34", text = "Every harbor held its breath while you were gone, Captain! Now the seas can BREATHE again!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg35", text = "Cap'n! I been savin' the best heading for when you got back. Today we sail somewhere SPECIAL!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg36", text = "SQUAWK! The legends say a great captain's return can calm the stormiest seas. Lookin' at you, I believe it!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg37", text = "Welcome back, Captain. I kept a lantern burnin' in the crow's nest every night you were gone. A first mate never stops watchin' for the Cap'n.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg38", text = "The sea's been whisperin' your name all night, Cap'n. Now you're here, and it's SINGIN'!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg39", text = "ARR, other captains come and go, but when YOU step aboard, the whole ship comes alive. I felt the timbers HUM, Captain!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg40", text = "I've waited through calms and storms for this moment, Cap'n. The captain's returned, and every sea knows it!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg41", text = "SQUAWK! CAP'N'S BACK! I been guardin' the ship! Barely left! ALL HANDS -- CAP'N'S ABOARD! Someone fire a cannon! BRAWWK!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg42", text = "SQUAWK! Every voyage starts with a single step aboard. And Cap'n? Every time you take that step, I know -- I KNOW -- we're about to do somethin' magnificent!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg43", text = "I been watchin' EVERY DAY! Seen fourteen ships that weren't you! But NOW -- SQUAWK! That's CAP'N'S FLAG! MAN THE DOCK! THROW THE ROPE! BRAWWK!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg44", text = "SQUAAAWK!! CAP'N'S HOME!! I swabbed the deck! Found that rum I was savin'! Welcome BACK! Now where we GOIN'?! BRAWWK! I'll take the helm! SQUAWK!", quality = "legendary", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lg45", text = "ARR, the gangplank's down and the Captain's aboard! Today's gonna be a good day!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- HOUSING
    -- ========================================================================
    housing = {
        { id = "p_hs01", text = "SQUAWK! The harbor's expandin', Cap'n! More berths for more ships!", quality = "common", tags = { "levelup" } },
        { id = "p_hs02", text = "ARR, the homestead's risin'! A captain needs a proper port to call their own!", quality = "common", tags = { "levelup" } },
        { id = "p_hs03", text = "Task squared away, Cap'n! A tidy ship is a happy ship!", quality = "common", tags = { "task" } },
        { id = "p_hs04", text = "ARR, another chore crossed off the manifest! The bosun approves!", quality = "common", tags = { "task" } },
        { id = "p_hs05", text = "SQUAWK! The whole fleet pitched in and look at her now! Fine neighborhood, Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = { "initiative" } },
        { id = "p_hs06", text = "The neighborhood initiative's done! We raised anchor together and sailed her home!", quality = "common", tags = { "initiative" } },
        { id = "p_hs07", text = "ARR, the crow's nest is higher every time I look! She's a fine vessel, Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = { "levelup" } },
        { id = "p_hs08", text = "Another task stowed in the hold, Captain. Every little bit trims the sails!", quality = "common", tags = { "task" } },
        { id = "p_hs09", text = "SQUAWK! I once saw a pirate king's fortress built plank by plank, Cap'n. Yours is comin' along just as proud!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "levelup" } },
        { id = "p_hs10", text = "ARR, you chip away at them tasks like barnacles off a hull -- patient and thorough. The house shines for it!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "task" } },
        { id = "p_hs11", text = "The whole neighborhood's risin' with the tide, Cap'n. And YOU are why the tide came in!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "initiative" } },
        { id = "p_hs12", text = "I've seen captains pour their whole soul into a ship till she sailed like a dream. That's what you're doin' with this homestead, Captain. It shows.", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "levelup" } },
        { id = "p_hs13", text = "SQUAWK! In all me years perched on the masts of many a vessel, I ain't seen a finer port bein' built than yours. The harbor remembers who built her, Captain.", quality = "rare", tags = { "levelup" } },
        { id = "p_hs14", text = "The neighborhood initiative is complete, Cap'n. You crewed this voyage from first sail to final port, and every soul in this harbor is richer for it.", quality = "rare", tags = { "initiative" } },
        { id = "p_hs15", text = "SQUAWK! Cap'n, every plank you've laid, every task you've run, every initiative you've seen through -- they've all built somethin' that'll weather every storm the sea can throw! This ain't just a house. It's a FORTRESS. And you built her with your OWN two hands!", quality = "epic", tags = { "levelup" } },
        { id = "p_hs16", text = "ARR, I've sailed with captains who couldn't hold a crew together for a single tide, but YOU -- you rallied this whole neighborhood, ran every initiative, and built somethin' the whole harbor will remember long after the last lantern goes out. THAT is a captain's legacy!", quality = "epic", tags = { "initiative" } },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- HOME PRESENCE (own housing plot / house)
    -- ========================================================================
    home = {
        -- enter_neighborhood (10)
        { id = "pa_hm01", text = "SQUAWK! Our neighborhood, Cap'n! I know every rooftop and rain barrel from here to the far fence!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "pa_hm02", text = "ARR, home waters! I can navigate these streets blindfolded -- and I have!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "pa_hm03", text = "The neighborhood watch should know by now -- when we sail in, the whole street relaxes a little.", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "pa_hm04", text = "Our district, Cap'n! The neighbors have learned to leave the good dock space open for us.", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "pa_hm05", text = "ARR, familiar headings! I could chart this stretch of road from memory -- and I have, three times, for fun.", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "pa_hm06", text = "SQUAWK! Home port district! Even the cobblestones look pleased to see us, Cap'n.", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "pa_hm07", text = "The trade winds brought us back to familiar shores, Captain. Our neighborhood don't look worse for missin' us.", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "enter_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "pa_hm08", text = "ARR, every captain needs a home port, and THIS is ours. I've taken the liberty of knowing it better than most of the people who live here.", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "enter_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "pa_hm09", text = "Sails down, Cap'n. The long voyage folds itself away when we round into this neighborhood. Always does.", quality = "rare", tags = { "enter_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "pa_hm10", text = "SQUAWK! In every port I've ever known, the moment you recognize the skyline -- that's the best moment of the whole voyage. I feel it now, Captain.", quality = "epic", tags = { "enter_neighborhood" } },

        -- enter_plot (10)
        { id = "pa_hm11", text = "The plot, Cap'n! Our deck! I can feel the ground knows us here.", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_plot" } },
        { id = "pa_hm12", text = "ARR, feet on our own soil at last! There ain't a patch of Azeroth more ours than this right here.", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_plot" } },
        { id = "pa_hm13", text = "SQUAWK! Our yard! Even the grass grows a bit prouder here, I think.", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_plot" } },
        { id = "pa_hm14", text = "Our plot, Captain. I've memorized every corner of it from the crow's nest. Surveys it better every time.", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_plot" } },
        { id = "pa_hm15", text = "ARR, this here ground belongs to us and we belong to it! That's as close to an anchor line as I know, Cap'n.", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_plot" } },
        { id = "pa_hm16", text = "The deck of our own plot -- I never get tired of this particular stretch of it, Captain.", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_plot" } },
        { id = "pa_hm17", text = "SQUAWK! Boots on home soil, Cap'n! Even the wind feels like it's comin' FROM somewhere now instead of just blowin' past.", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "enter_plot" } },
        { id = "pa_hm18", text = "ARR, I've stood on the decks of flagships and the docks of pirate kings. This plot right here -- it's the piece of ground I'd choose above all of 'em.", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "enter_plot" } },
        { id = "pa_hm19", text = "Every voyage finds its harbor eventually, Cap'n. This yard is ours. The sea can wait.", quality = "rare", tags = { "enter_plot" } },
        { id = "pa_hm20", text = "SQUAWK! In thirty years of flight I've overflown a thousand plots of land. And every time I circle this one on approach -- I feel it different. This one's HOME, Captain.", quality = "epic", tags = { "enter_plot" } },

        -- enter_house, first (6)
        { id = "pa_hm21", text = "SQUAWK! The captain's quarters, Cap'n! First time this session -- the lanterns are waitin' to be lit!", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "first" } },
        { id = "pa_hm22", text = "ARR, made port! First time through this door today and it already feels like the best call we made.", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "first" } },
        { id = "pa_hm23", text = "First boarding of the day, Captain! The house has been holdin' the tide without us. Looks like she managed.", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "first" } },
        { id = "pa_hm24", text = "SQUAWK! Below decks for the first time today! The captain's quarters welcome their captain back, as they always do.", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "enter_house", "first" } },
        { id = "pa_hm25", text = "ARR, we made port for real this time, Cap'n. Not a waypoint. Not a layover. Home. First time through this door this whole long day.", quality = "rare", tags = { "enter_house", "first" } },
        { id = "pa_hm26", text = "SQUAWK! The house has been waitin' patient as any good vessel in harbor, Captain. Here we are. First time through today, and already the whole place feels lighter for it.", quality = "epic", tags = { "enter_house", "first" } },

        -- enter_house, return (16)
        { id = "pa_hm27", text = "ARR, back again, Cap'n! The house holds.", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "pa_hm28", text = "SQUAWK! In and back out -- now back in! The captain's quarters never tire of this routine.", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "pa_hm29", text = "Back aboard the flagship, Cap'n! Easier every time.", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "pa_hm30", text = "ARR, the return leg. Short voyage from there to here. The best kind.", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "pa_hm31", text = "The door knows us by now, Captain. I swear it swings a little easier when we come through.", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "pa_hm32", text = "SQUAWK! Back in the captain's quarters! World's still out there. In here it can wait.", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "pa_hm33", text = "Home again. The four walls look the same. Everything else feels a little lighter for it, Cap'n.", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "pa_hm34", text = "ARR, that's the thing about a proper home port -- it's always right where you left it.", quality = "common", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "pa_hm35", text = "SQUAWK! Back through the threshold! A parrot always likes the second landing better than the first -- you know where everything is.", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "pa_hm36", text = "The world out there can be all the noise and battle it wants to be, Cap'n. In here it's just us and the creaking of a settled house.", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "pa_hm37", text = "ARR, back inside! Every time I cross that threshold I feel the last of whatever was weighin' on the voyage just... slide off, Captain.", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "pa_hm38", text = "SQUAWK! The captain returns to her quarters -- as she does, as she will, as long as the house stands!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "pa_hm39", text = "I've come back to this house enough times now to call it a reflex, Cap'n. A proper sea-anchor in the world.", quality = "rare", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "pa_hm40", text = "ARR, there are voyages that stretch a captain thin. And then there's walkin' back through this door. The scale tips right again every time.", quality = "rare", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "pa_hm41", text = "SQUAWK! The old sea captains said: home is the harbor that doesn't charge moorin' fees. We've got that, Cap'n. Right here.", quality = "rare", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },
        { id = "pa_hm42", text = "Back through the door again, Captain, and for a moment the whole world agrees to be quiet. It's a fine kind of quiet. The kind you built.", quality = "epic", tags = { "enter_house", "return" } },

        -- idle_neighborhood (12)
        { id = "pa_hm43", text = "SQUAWK! Fine neighborhood for a patrol, Cap'n. I'll take the aerial survey.", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "pa_hm44", text = "ARR, the neighbors are goin' about their business. Good to be part of a busy port district.", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "pa_hm45", text = "A nice stretch of neighborhood, this. I've catalogued all the rooftops. Professionally.", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "pa_hm46", text = "SQUAWK! Neighborly sort of place. Not too loud, not too quiet. Good anchorage, Cap'n.", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "pa_hm47", text = "ARR, I've lived in ports that were loud, and ports that were lonely, and ports that were both at once. This neighborhood is neither. It's -- settled. I like settled.", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "pa_hm48", text = "The folk around here have learned to take a parrot on a shoulder as perfectly ordinary. I consider that a victory, Cap'n.", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "pa_hm49", text = "SQUAWK! Fine street for a slow circuit, Captain. The kind of neighborhood where nothin' bad happens because it knows better.", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "pa_hm50", text = "ARR, every great port town has that one neighborhood where the lights stay warm and the doors stay honest. This is ours, Cap'n.", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "pa_hm51", text = "I once knew a first mate who searched every sea for a home port worth returnin' to. He never found one. We found ours, Captain.", quality = "rare", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "pa_hm52", text = "ARR, there's a particular quality to a neighborhood at ease. No running, no shouting, no cannons -- just life bein' lived at a reasonable pace. I don't take it for granted, Cap'n.", quality = "rare", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "pa_hm53", text = "SQUAWK! The neighborhood's quiet this time of day. I like the quiet here different than the quiet on open water. This one has furniture in it.", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },
        { id = "pa_hm54", text = "Every captain I've sailed with had a different idea of home port. You found yours and made it worth the neighborhood. Proud of you for that, Cap'n.", quality = "epic", tags = { "idle_neighborhood" } },

        -- idle_plot (12)
        { id = "pa_hm55", text = "ARR, our plot, Cap'n. Not the biggest. Not the flashiest. Entirely ours.", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "pa_hm56", text = "SQUAWK! Every inch of this yard I could draw from memory. I've done it. I have the sketches.", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "pa_hm57", text = "Good deck underfoot, Captain. Solid. Not goin' anywhere. I find that more comforting than I expected to.", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "pa_hm58", text = "ARR, I like this yard at this hour. The light hits different. The whole plot looks like it's taking a breath.", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "pa_hm59", text = "SQUAWK! Our ground, Cap'n. Nobody else's. I check the perimeter daily -- out of professional habit, you understand.", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "pa_hm60", text = "The yard's holding up fine, Captain. I took a low pass to be sure. Everything shipshape.", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "pa_hm61", text = "ARR, this plot is small enough to know well and big enough to matter. That's the right size for a home port, Cap'n.", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "pa_hm62", text = "SQUAWK! I've perched on the fence post, the eave, the highest point of the roof -- every angle of this plot. It looks good from all of 'em, Captain.", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "pa_hm63", text = "A plot of land is just land until someone tends it with intention, Cap'n. You've done that. The difference shows.", quality = "rare", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "pa_hm64", text = "ARR, I spent years flyin' over land that belonged to someone, never to me. This yard belongs to us, Captain. That still feels remarkable when I sit still long enough to feel it.", quality = "rare", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "pa_hm65", text = "SQUAWK! The finest decks I ever perched on were the ones kept with care. This yard qualifies, Captain. You've earned that.", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_plot" } },
        { id = "pa_hm66", text = "In a thousand leagues of open water there's no such thing as ground that's yours. This plot is yours, Cap'n. The ocean never gave me that. You did.", quality = "epic", tags = { "idle_plot" } },

        -- idle_house (34)
        { id = "pa_hm67", text = "SQUAWK! The captain's quarters. My favorite perch in the whole world.", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "pa_hm68", text = "ARR, a good house keeps the weather out and the warmth in. Ours does both.", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "pa_hm69", text = "The beams are solid, Cap'n. I've knocked on them to check. More than once.", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "pa_hm70", text = "SQUAWK! Smells like home in here. I didn't expect a house to have a smell like that. It does.", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "pa_hm71", text = "ARR, four walls and a roof and us inside 'em. Underrated, Cap'n. Very underrated.", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "pa_hm72", text = "Good temperature in here today. Neither too hot nor too cold. The house is managing itself properly.", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "pa_hm73", text = "SQUAWK! I've slept in crow's nests, on rigging, on one occasion in a merchant's hat. This house is better than all of those.", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "pa_hm74", text = "ARR, the quietest kind of safe is the kind where the walls hold. Ours hold, Captain.", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "pa_hm75", text = "I find I talk less in here, Cap'n. Don't need to fill the space. The house does it.", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "pa_hm76", text = "SQUAWK! We're between voyages and the house is holdin' us till the next one. Fine arrangement.", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "pa_hm77", text = "ARR, a proper captain's quarters should feel like the ship is still around you. Ours does, somehow.", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "pa_hm78", text = "The light in here at this angle -- I notice it every time and I don't know why it surprises me. Warm light. Good house.", quality = "common", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "pa_hm79", text = "SQUAWK! The house has a rhythm when it's settled. Creaks and sighs like a ship at anchor. I find it reassuring, Cap'n.", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "pa_hm80", text = "ARR, I used to measure a good harbor by how fast I could leave it. Now I measure it by how long I want to stay. This house makes me want to stay, Captain.", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "pa_hm81", text = "Every object in here has been where you put it and stayed there. The house respects your arrangements, Cap'n. Smart house.", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "pa_hm82", text = "SQUAWK! I've mapped this room from my usual perch. Every corner, every surface. It's a fine chart. I'd hang it on the wall but that seems excessive.", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "pa_hm83", text = "ARR, the best berth on any ship is the captain's berth, because the captain made it what it is. Same holds here, Cap'n.", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "pa_hm84", text = "There's something about a house where the person inside built it with their own choices -- you can feel it in the rooms. This one has that.", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "pa_hm85", text = "SQUAWK! I used to be a free bird, Cap'n -- all sky, no walls. And I still could be. I stay because this is better. Fancy that.", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "pa_hm86", text = "ARR, between these four walls the world's problems have to wait. That ain't cowardice, Captain -- that's good harbor discipline. You can't sail without restin' the hull.", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "pa_hm87", text = "Every port I docked in before this was temporary. I always knew the leaving date. In here I don't think about leaving dates, Cap'n.", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "pa_hm88", text = "SQUAWK! The house has seen us come back from bad days and good ones alike. It doesn't judge. It just holds. That's exactly what a good harbor does.", quality = "rare", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "pa_hm89", text = "ARR, I've perched in the crow's nest of the finest warship in the Kul Tiras fleet. Cold iron, salt wind, nothing to hold onto but a spar. This house is warmer. By a lot. And I choose it, Cap'n.", quality = "rare", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "pa_hm90", text = "A sailor's home isn't where they sleep -- it's where they stop bracing for the next wave. In here, Cap'n, I've stopped bracing. That's new. That's yours.", quality = "rare", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "pa_hm91", text = "SQUAWK! I've known harbors that looked fine from the water and were rotten underneath. This house is fine all the way through, Captain. I checked. Thoroughly.", quality = "rare", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "pa_hm92", text = "ARR, in every port across every sea the loneliest sound I knew was a ship's lantern swinging in an empty harbor. This house doesn't have that sound. It has us in it, Cap'n. That makes all the difference.", quality = "rare", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "pa_hm93", text = "A house without a captain is just walls. A captain without a house is just restless. We solved both problems neatly, didn't we, Cap'n.", quality = "rare", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "pa_hm94", text = "SQUAWK! The old sea charts never had a 'home' marker on 'em -- just ports of call. Temporary. But THIS -- this has a different weight to it. This is the one I'd mark with a star and circle twice, Captain.", quality = "epic", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "pa_hm95", text = "ARR, I been a first mate, a lookout, a courier, a ship's mascot -- and I been all those things from a lot of different perches. None of them felt like this. Settled. I didn't have a word for it before this house, Cap'n. Now I do.", quality = "epic", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "pa_hm96", text = "SQUAWK! There's a kind of tired that the sea makes -- bone-tired, feather-tired, down to the keel tired. And there's a kind of rest that only a real home provides. Cap'n, this house provides it. I have evidence.", quality = "epic", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "pa_hm97", text = "ARR, in a thousand days of open water I never once thought about what the word 'home' felt like from the inside. Now I know, Cap'n. It feels like this room, this quiet, this parrot on this perch. It feels like enough.", quality = "epic", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "pa_hm98", text = "SQUAWK! I've watched sunrises from the crow's nest over every kind of water there is. Cold northern light, tropical pink, storm-grey, gold. Beautiful, every last one. But I'll tell you something, Cap'n -- none of them are as fine as the light that comes through these windows in the mornin'. Because this is ours. That's the difference.", quality = "epic", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "pa_hm99", text = "ARR, in me whole long life on the wing there was exactly one thing I never found: a place I'd return to without being told to. A place I'd choose. Day after day, voyage after voyage -- I'd choose this house. I'd choose your shoulder. I'd choose you, Cap'n. Every time without a second thought.", quality = "legendary", tags = { "idle_house" } },
        { id = "pa_hm100", text = "SQUAWK! Cap'n. I've crossed every ocean there is. I've seen colors the sky only makes once. I've perched in the rigging of ships that no longer sail. And now I perch here -- inside these walls, in this quiet, in this HOME you built out of nothin' but intention and hard work -- and I know somethin' I didn't know before you: the whole voyage -- every wave, every storm, every perfect calm -- it was sailin' toward THIS. Toward here. Toward us, Cap'n. That's what the sea was always tryin' to tell me. SQUAWK.", quality = "legendary", tags = { "idle_house" } },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- MYTHIC+
    -- ========================================================================
    mythicplus = {
        { id = "p_mp01", text = "SQUAWK! We ran that dungeon's hull aground, Cap'n! Key complete!", quality = "common", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "p_mp02", text = "ARR, through and out the far side with the flag still flyin'! Fine work, Captain!", quality = "common", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "p_mp03", text = "The timer sank us, Cap'n. But we still reached port. The voyage counts!", quality = "common", tags = { "depleted" } },
        { id = "p_mp04", text = "ARR, the hourglass ran dry before we cleared the last deck. Happens to the best crews!", quality = "common", tags = { "depleted" } },
        { id = "p_mp05", text = "SQUAWK! Dungeon plundered and the crew's still standin'! That's a successful raid, Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "p_mp06", text = "ARR, we fought through every corridor like a nor'easter through a harbor. Key's done!", quality = "common", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "p_mp07", text = "The key's spent, but we still navigated them waters, Captain. Knowledge is plunder too!", quality = "common", tags = { "depleted" } },
        { id = "p_mp08", text = "Timer expired, Cap'n. But I've seen ships founder and still make port. The run counts!", quality = "common", tags = { "depleted" } },
        { id = "p_mp09", text = "SQUAWK! Watched you chart that dungeon like a first mate readin' a sea chart -- fast, precise, never lost your bearin's! The timer never stood a chance!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "p_mp10", text = "ARR, we ran that key like a smuggler's frigate -- full sail, no wasted tacks, straight to the objective! I've seen whole navy fleets move slower!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "p_mp11", text = "The timer caught us this voyage, Cap'n. But I once sailed with a crew that failed six times before they found the passage. On the seventh they made legend. You're chart-makin' right now.", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "depleted" } },
        { id = "p_mp12", text = "ARR, a depleted key ain't a sunken ship, Captain. The vessel's sound, the crew's seasoned, and we know every reef in that dungeon now. Next voyage will be different!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "depleted" } },
        { id = "p_mp13", text = "SQUAWK! Cap'n, that key run was as clean as a freshly swabbed deck on fleet inspection day. Every hand knew their post, every pull was deliberate -- I ain't seen navigation like that in twenty years at sea!", quality = "rare", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "p_mp14", text = "ARR, every depleted key is a chart updated with new hazards, Captain. The sea respects those who study her dangers. You'll run these waters faster for knowin' where the rocks are.", quality = "rare", tags = { "depleted" } },
        { id = "p_mp15", text = "SQUAWK! From the first pull to the final boss, Cap'n, your crew moved like a warship under full sail -- every soul at their station, every order answered before it was given, every second of that timer OWNED! They'll be tellin' tales about this run in every port from here to the Maelstrom!", quality = "epic", tags = { "timed" } },
        { id = "p_mp16", text = "ARR, that timed run was the finest piece of navigation I've witnessed in all me days! You read every current, dodged every reef, and crossed the finish line with the colors still flyin'! Even Davy Jones himself would've stood and saluted, Captain. SQUAWK!", quality = "epic", tags = { "timed" } },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- PET BATTLE
    -- ========================================================================
    petbattle = {
        { id = "p_pb01", text = "SQUAWK! Your little crew won the day, Cap'n! Even small vessels can win big battles!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_pb02", text = "ARR, your creatures fought like a loyal deck crew -- fierce and coordinated!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_pb03", text = "Victory for the small fleet, Captain! The sea don't care about size, only spirit!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_pb04", text = "SQUAWK! I once shared a crow's nest with a battle-trained toucan who fought harder than most pirates I've known. Your pets remind me of him -- all heart!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_pb05", text = "ARR, the way you captain them little ones into battle -- patient, deliberate, no wasted moves -- that's the same instinct that makes a great fleet commander, Cap'n!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_pb06", text = "SQUAWK! In all me years, I've never seen creatures fight with such fierce loyalty as yours do, Captain. They sail into battle for YOU. That ain't trained -- that's EARNED. And you earned every bit of it.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_pb07", text = "ARR, the bond you've built with them creatures is the same bond that holds a ship's crew through a typhoon -- pure trust, no flinching, every soul committed. Your pets would sail into the Maelstrom itself for you, Captain.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_pb08", text = "SQUAWK! I been a ship's mascot, a crow's nest lookout, a smuggler's courier -- I've sailed with every kind of crew there is. But the loyalty between you and your battle companions, Cap'n? That's the finest fleet bond I've ever witnessed. Them creatures don't just fight for you. They BELIEVE in you. And so do I!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- GROUP
    -- ========================================================================
    group = {
        { id = "p_gr01", text = "SQUAWK! The crew's assembled, Cap'n! All hands on deck!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_gr02", text = "ARR, a captain with a crew sails faster than a captain alone. Smart move, Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_gr03", text = "The crew's all here! A full ship makes a bold voyage, Captain!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_gr04", text = "SQUAWK! I once flew with a flock of thirty macaws -- beautiful sight, terrible navigators. YOUR crew looks far more capable, Cap'n!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_gr05", text = "ARR, you've gathered yourself a fine crew, Captain. A captain's worth is measured by who'll sail with them. These souls speak well of you!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_gr06", text = "SQUAWK! The finest voyages I ever witnessed were sailed by crews that trusted their captain without question. Look at who's assembled here, Cap'n -- THESE souls chose YOU. That ain't nothing. That's everything.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_gr07", text = "ARR, I've seen press-ganged crews and volunteer crews, Captain. The difference shows before the first wave hits. Your crew chose to be here. They'll hold together when the storm comes. I'd stake me best tail-feather on it.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_gr08", text = "SQUAWK! In all me years at sea, I've seen the whole range -- mutinous wrecks, reluctant conscripts, and then rare crews that sail as one soul. Cap'n, I can feel it already -- this crew would follow you into the Maelstrom and sail OUT the other side. THAT is what a captain's loyalty looks like!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- CRAFTING
    -- ========================================================================
    crafting = {
        { id = "p_cr01", text = "SQUAWK! Fine craftsmanship, Cap'n! Somethin' worth stickin' in the cargo hold!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_cr02", text = "ARR, quality goods from quality hands! That'll fetch a fine price at any port!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_cr03", text = "A proper piece of work, Captain. The blacksmiths and brewers of the fleet would approve!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_cr04", text = "SQUAWK! A critical craft, Cap'n! The forge answered your call like a loyal first mate! Even the anvil knew it was in the hands of a master!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "crit" } },
        { id = "p_cr05", text = "ARR, the materials yielded MORE than asked! I once watched a shipwright pull three hulls' worth of timber from a single log -- called it a gift from the sea. This is YOUR gift, Captain!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "multicraft" } },
        { id = "p_cr06", text = "Blimey, quality like that don't come from just followin' the recipe, Cap'n. It comes from KNOWIN' the recipe. There's a difference, and you've found it!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_cr07", text = "SQUAWK! I've sailed the coasts of every civilization worth a second look, Cap'n, and the finest smiths, brewers, and shipwrights I ever met all had the same look in their eye when they worked. You've got that look. This piece is PROOF.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_cr08", text = "ARR, a critical success on quality work is the sea tellin' you it approves, Captain. And the sea don't flatter fools -- only true craftspeople earn that blessing. This craft is worthy of the deepest holds of me heart!", quality = "rare", tags = { "crit" } },
        { id = "p_cr09", text = "SQUAWK! Cap'n, I have perched atop the masts of shipyards from Stormwind to Booty Bay and watched the finest craftspeople in the world ply their trade -- but a masterwork like THIS, born of critical skill AND quality materials? The sea herself couldn't forge it finer! The shipwrights would WEEP with envy!", quality = "epic", tags = { "crit" } },
        { id = "p_cr10", text = "ARR, SQUAWK! Multicraft AND quality three or above? The materials gave everything they had because they KNEW they were in worthy hands, Captain! That's the sea's own blessing on your craft -- she saves that for the rare few who've earned her trust. And you've earned it a thousand times over!", quality = "epic", tags = { "multicraft" } },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- RESURRECTION (corpse run)
    -- ========================================================================
    resurrection = {
        { id = "p_rs01", text = "SQUAWK! You made it back to port, Cap'n! A sunken ship can be raised!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rs02", text = "ARR, the sea gave you back, Captain. She don't do that for just anyone!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rs03", text = "Back on deck where you belong, Cap'n! The ship needs her captain!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rs04", text = "SQUAWK! I once knew a first mate who drowned three times in one voyage and came back meaner each time. You've got that same unsinkable quality, Captain!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rs05", text = "ARR, I held your post on the shoulder till you got back, Cap'n. Wasn't about to take on a new captain just 'cause of a little ghost walk! You're back and that's what matters!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rs06", text = "SQUAWK! The thing about a true captain is they always find their way back to the helm, Cap'n. Death's just another sea to cross. You crossed it. You're HERE. Now let's make whoever sank us REGRET it!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rs07", text = "ARR, I watched you walk back from the spirit world, Captain, and I'll tell you plain -- the look in your eye when you returned is the same look the sea has after a storm: quiet, certain, and absolutely DONE with being messed with.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rs08", text = "SQUAWK! Cap'n, I ain't never left this shoulder and I ain't ever GONNA leave it -- not for death, not for the deep, not for all the storms in every ocean in every world! You came back. You always come back. Because that's what YOU do. And I'll be right HERE every single time!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- BATTLE REZ
    -- ========================================================================
    battlerez = {
        { id = "p_br01", text = "SQUAWK! Pulled from Davy Jones' locker mid-fight, Cap'n! Back to the deck!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_br02", text = "ARR, your crew hauled you back from the deep! No time for philosophizin' -- back to the cannons!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_br03", text = "Someone threw you a lifeline mid-battle, Captain! Grab it and PULL!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_br04", text = "SQUAWK! Your crew spent a precious cooldown to haul you back, Cap'n! They decided you was worth it! Don't make 'em regret it -- show 'em they was RIGHT!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_br05", text = "ARR, a battle resurrection is the crew sayin' 'we need our captain on the deck, not at the bottom of the sea!' They need you, Cap'n. ANSWER THEM!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_br06", text = "SQUAWK! You know what it means when a crew burns a battle rez on you mid-fight, Cap'n? It means every soul on that deck believes -- KNOWS -- that the battle turns on your survival. They're right. Now PROVE IT!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_br07", text = "ARR, I've seen battle resurrections change the entire tide of a fight, Captain. The crew believed it too -- that's why they spent it on YOU. The sea gives second chances to those worth givin' 'em to. The sea chose wisely.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_br08", text = "SQUAWK! Back from the deep, mid-battle, crew still holdin', and they burned their most precious cooldown to bring you HOME -- Cap'n, that ain't just a battle rez. That's every soul on deck DECLARING that you are worth more to this fight alive than any other use of that cooldown could EVER be! Now stand up, grab your weapon, and let's finish this TOGETHER!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- TRAVELER'S LOG
    -- ========================================================================
    travelerslog = {
        { id = "p_tl01", text = "SQUAWK! Another entry in the captain's log, Cap'n! Mark it and sail on!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_tl02", text = "ARR, the logbook fills up, Captain! A full log means a ship that's been PLACES!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_tl03", text = "Checked off and stowed, Cap'n! A proper sailor keeps their manifest tidy!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_tl04", text = "SQUAWK! I once crewed with a navigator who kept the most meticulous ship's log I ever saw. Read it like a novel. Cap'n, YOUR log is startin' to look just as impressive -- and the voyage ain't even over!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_tl05", text = "ARR, every entry in that log is a port visited, a sea charted, a task seen through -- it's the record of a captain who shows up, Cap'n. And you ALWAYS show up.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_tl06", text = "SQUAWK! That log is a testament, Captain -- every completed entry is proof that you sailed those waters, faced them challenges, and planted your flag on the far shore. One day you'll read it back and realize you've charted more than most sailors dream of in a lifetime!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_tl07", text = "ARR, the finest ship's logs ain't just records, Cap'n -- they're proof of a life lived at full sail. Every checkmark in that Traveler's Log is a story, and your stories are worth a whole library. The sea is proud of you, Captain. So am I.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_tl08", text = "SQUAWK! Cap'n, I've been keepin' me own log of this voyage since the day I first landed on your shoulder, and let me tell you -- the entries in YOUR Traveler's Log match up with every moment I've witnessed of the finest, most dedicated, most UNSTOPPABLE captain I have ever had the honor of servin'! That logbook don't lie, and neither do I!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },
    -- ========================================================================
    -- SCENARIO (delve/scenario completions)
    -- ========================================================================
    scenario = {
        { id = "p_sc01", text = "SQUAWK! The delve is cleared, Cap'n! All hands accounted for!", quality = "common", tags = {"delve"} },
        { id = "p_sc02", text = "ARR, we sailed in and we sailed back out again. That's a successful run, Captain!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_sc03", text = "Scenario done! Stow the gear and log it in the manifest, Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_sc04", text = "SQUAWK! Delve conquered! You dove into those dark waters and came back with the treasure AND your hull intact!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {"delve"} },
        { id = "p_sc05", text = "ARR, that scenario had more twists than a whirlpool, Captain, and you navigated every current!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_sc06", text = "I once watched a whole crew flounder in a delve half as dangerous. You went in solo and made it look like a PLEASURE cruise!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {"delve"} },
        { id = "p_sc07", text = "SQUAWK! Some captains fear the deep. YOU sailed straight to the bottom, took what you came for, and rowed back up singin'. That's the kind of courage I signed on for!", quality = "rare", tags = {"delve"} },
        { id = "p_sc08", text = "Every scenario they throw at you is just another stretch of uncharted water. And Cap'n, you've never met a chart you couldn't beat.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_sc09", text = "SQUAWK! The deep has monsters and traps and darkness -- and none of it was ENOUGH to stop you! Every delve you clear proves it again: there ain't a sea on this world you can't sail, Captain. NOT ONE!", quality = "epic", tags = {"delve"} },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- TRANSMOG (applying a transmog at the transmogrifier)
    -- ========================================================================
    transmog = {
        { id = "p_tm01", text = "ARR, fresh colors on the hull, Cap'n! A fine-lookin' vessel you are!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_tm02", text = "SQUAWK! New armour face! Even the enemy's gonna stop and STARE before they run!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_tm03", text = "You just repainted the figurehead, Captain! Lookin' shipshape!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_tm04", text = "ARR, a captain what dresses the part commands twice the respect! That look says 'step aside' without words, Captain!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_tm05", text = "I been on a lot of ships with a lot of captains. None of 'em dressed as sharp as you. The transmogrifier's doin' its best work today!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_tm06", text = "SQUAWK! That look's got more authority than a naval broadside! You walk into a port wearin' THAT and the whole harbor goes quiet -- out of RESPECT!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_tm07", text = "The finest flagship flies the finest colors, Captain. And the finest captain wears the finest kit. It's a matter of seamanship.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_tm08", text = "SQUAWK! I've seen war heroes, sea legends, and merchant kings -- and none of 'em wore it like that! Cap'n, that ain't just armour. That's a MESSAGE. The whole OCEAN is gonna know your name today!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- APPEARANCE (barber shop change)
    -- ========================================================================
    appearance = {
        { id = "p_ap01", text = "ARR, fresh rigging on the captain! Lookin' sharp, Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ap02", text = "SQUAWK! New look! The quartermaster's gonna do a double-take!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ap03", text = "A captain's gotta keep up appearances! The crew's morale just went UP, Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ap04", text = "ARR, I once knew a captain who never changed his look in thirty years of sailin'. NOBODY remembered him. YOU keep it fresh, Captain -- smart seamanship!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ap05", text = "SQUAWK! Every great captain knows: when the wind changes, you trim the sails AND the beard! Fresh heading, fresh look!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ap06", text = "I been on your shoulder long enough to know every version of that face, Cap'n. Every one's been worthy of a proper captain -- and this new one's no different. Maybe better.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ap07", text = "SQUAWK! Legends are BUILT on presence, Captain! The way you look, the way you carry yourself -- the whole world watches when you walk through a port. I see it every time. And today you just raised the bar again!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- TRANSMOG COLLECTION (new wardrobe appearance unlocked)
    -- ========================================================================
    transmogcollection = {
        { id = "p_tc01", text = "SQUAWK! New look in the wardrobe hold, Cap'n! The options just got richer!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_tc02", text = "ARR, another set of colors for the captain's flag chest!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_tc03", text = "The wardrobe cargo bay just got heavier, Captain. Fine acquisition!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_tc04", text = "SQUAWK! A proper captain's got options for every port and every occasion! That's one more in the collection -- the fleet wardrobe grows!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_tc05", text = "ARR, I knew a captain who wore the same kit every day for a decade. No style. No flair. No RESPECT. YOU, Captain, know how to stock a wardrobe!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_tc06", text = "Every appearance you add is another pennant for the flagship's collection. You've been gatherin' looks like a true fleet admiral -- one for every sea, every season, every battle.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_tc07", text = "SQUAWK! That's another look UNLOCKED! Cap'n's wardrobe is a treasure trove now -- a MUSEUM of victories and adventures! Every piece in there has a story, and YOU lived every one of 'em!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- FISHING (catch obtained)
    -- ========================================================================
    fishing = {
        { id = "p_fi01", text = "SQUAWK! Something on the line, Cap'n! The sea's offerin' tribute!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_fi02", text = "ARR, haul it in! The water surrendered that one to the right captain!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_fi03", text = "Fine catch, Captain! The sea provides for those what know how to ask!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_fi04", text = "SQUAWK! I been watchin' fishermen from the crow's nest for twenty years. You've got the instinct, Cap'n -- you know just when to pull the line, same as you know just when to raise the anchor!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_fi05", text = "ARR, deep-sea fishin' and deep-sea sailin' take the same quality: patience. You got it in both regards, Captain!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_fi06", text = "SQUAWK! I once watched a fishing vessel work a whole bay for a day and land less than you've pulled in. The sea LIKES you, Cap'n. I think it respects the flag.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_fi07", text = "There's an old sailor's sayin': 'Still water hides the best treasure.' You know how to read them still waters, Captain. Every catch proves it.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_fi08", text = "SQUAWK! The sea's a jealous mistress, Cap'n -- she don't give up her riches easy! But somehow you ALWAYS get her to share. That ain't luck. That's a captain who the ocean itself has chosen to favor! BRAWWK!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- AFK RETURN (player comes back from AFK)
    -- ========================================================================
    afkreturn = {
        { id = "p_ak01", text = "SQUAWK! Cap'n's back on deck! All hands, look alive!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ak02", text = "ARR, the helm was cold without ya! Welcome back, Captain!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ak03", text = "I held the watch! Nothing got past me! Good to have you back, Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ak04", text = "SQUAWK! I circled the ship twice and chased off a suspicious seagull while you were gone. The first mate's duties are NEVER done, Captain!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ak05", text = "ARR, I wager every storm in the sky paused out of respect while you were indisposed, Cap'n. Even the weather knows better than to cause trouble when the Captain's about to return!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ak06", text = "There's an old sailor's rule: a ship without her captain is just a fancy raft. Welcome back to the helm, Cap'n. The ship knows the difference.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- REP RANK (faction reputation rank gained)
    -- ========================================================================
    reprank = {
        { id = "p_rr01", text = "SQUAWK! New standing with the locals, Cap'n! Another port opens its harbor to ya!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rr02", text = "ARR, the faction's warmin' up! They're startin' to trust the captain!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rr03", text = "Rank up with the locals! You're climbin' the ladder of respect, Captain!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rr04", text = "SQUAWK! I once watched a captain spend a full season tryin' to earn what you just earned in a fraction of the time! They're rollin' out the welcome planks for you, Cap'n!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rr05", text = "ARR, reputation's like a tide -- it rises slow and drops fast if you ain't careful. You've been keepin' it risin' steady, Captain. That's the work of a real diplomat of the seas!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rr06", text = "SQUAWK! Every faction that's ever doubted you ends up on their knees saluting, Cap'n. I've watched it happen every single time. This lot just figured it out faster than most!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rr07", text = "The old navigators said: 'A captain's worth is measured in the ports that welcome her home.' You've earned another one today, Captain. The harbor lights are on for you.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rr08", text = "SQUAWK! Cap'n, I've watched factions that hated EACH OTHER put aside their grudges just to agree you were worth admirn'! That's not reputation -- that's LEGEND! You're not earmin' ranks, you're buildin' an EMPIRE of allies!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- MISSION (follower mission completes successfully)
    -- ========================================================================
    mission = {
        { id = "p_mi01", text = "SQUAWK! The away crew's back with the goods, Cap'n! Mission accomplished!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_mi02", text = "ARR, your crew came through! A captain's only as good as the sailors she sends out!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_mi03", text = "The shore party returned safe and successful! You picked good crew, Captain!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_mi04", text = "SQUAWK! I once served a captain who sent crews on missions and never thought twice about 'em. YOU'D never do that. You pick the right sailor for every run -- and they come home for it!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_mi05", text = "ARR, a captain who knows how to delegate commands an armada from a single deck, Cap'n! Your crew just proved why you trust 'em!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_mi06", text = "Every sailor you send out returns stronger, Captain. That ain't luck -- that's the mark of a leader who picks her crew the way a navigator picks the stars: careful, deliberate, and never wrong.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
    },
    -- ========================================================================
    -- LOGOUT
    -- ========================================================================
    logout = {
        { id = "p_lo01", text = "SQUAWK! Droppin' anchor already, Cap'n? Safe harbor awaits!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lo02", text = "ARR, every ship needs to make port. Rest up, Captain!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lo03", text = "Battens down the hatches and calls it a day! See you on the next tide, Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lo04", text = "Even the boldest captains furl their sails at nightfall. Rest is just good seamanship, Cap'n.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lo05", text = "I'll keep one eye open while you're in dry dock. Can't be too careful when there's plunder aboard.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lo06", text = "ARR, the crew can breathe easy now. You've earned every hour of rest you're takin', Captain. Every. Hour.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lo07", text = "In all me years at sea, the captains who rested well were the ones who fought best come mornin'. Sleep sound, Cap'n. The voyage continues when you're ready.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_lo08", text = "SQUAWK! I'll be right here on this perch when you return, Captain -- same as always, same as EVER. No tide nor storm nor all the doubloons in Davy's locker could move me from this shoulder. Fair winds til we sail again!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- CRAFTING ORDER FULFILLED
    -- ========================================================================
    craftingorder = {
        { id = "p_co01", text = "SQUAWK! Cargo delivered, Cap'n! The client'll be pleased!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_co02", text = "ARR, another commission off the manifest! Fine craftsmanship, Captain!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_co03", text = "Order fulfilled and stowed! You run a tight workshop, Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_co04", text = "Word spreads fast in port, Captain. The merchants are already whisperin' about the finest craftsman on the docks.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_co05", text = "SQUAWK! They tipped like a sailor who just found his sea legs -- generously! You've got a loyal patron there, Cap'n!", quality = "uncommon", tags = { "bigtip" } },
        { id = "p_co06", text = "That commission was worth more than three crates of spice from the eastern routes! You didn't just fill an order, Captain -- you PLUNDERED the tip jar!", quality = "rare", tags = { "bigtip" } },
        { id = "p_co07", text = "SQUAWK! I've seen merchant princes command whole trade fleets for less gold than you just earned at the forge, Captain! The whole harbor's gonna want a piece of your craftin'! EVERY PORT!", quality = "epic", tags = { "bigtip" } },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- ACHIEVEMENT PROGRESS
    -- ========================================================================
    achieveprogress = {
        { id = "p_ag01", text = "SQUAWK! Another notch in the captain's log! We're closin' in!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ag02", text = "ARR, the heading's true and we're makin' way! Keep sailin', Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ag03", text = "One more landmark sighted! The destination's comin' into view, Captain!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ag04", text = "The crow's nest is reportin' steady progress, Cap'n. We're chartin' the course proper -- one league at a time.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ag05", text = "I once sailed with a navigator who said 'the greatest voyage is made of small corrections.' You're navigatin' perfect, Captain.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ag06", text = "SQUAWK! Every step you've taken to get here -- I've watched every one, Captain. The achievement's in sight now, and I'll be RIGHT here screamin' when you take it!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- RARE SPAWN
    -- ========================================================================
    rarespawn = {
        { id = "p_rsp01", text = "SQUAWK! A rare quarry on the horizon, Cap'n! Battle stations!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rsp02", text = "ARR, that's no ordinary catch! The net's got somethin' special in it!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rsp03", text = "A rare beast spotted off the port bow! Prime huntin', Captain!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rsp04", text = "I've been keepin' a tally of rare marks you've hunted down. The list is impressively long, Cap'n. This one's gonna make it longer!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rsp05", text = "Some captains search a whole season for prey like this. You stumbled onto it like you OWN the waters, Captain. Maybe you do.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rsp06", text = "SQUAWK! I've flown over many a hunt in me day, but there's somethin' about the way you track rare quarry -- patient, ruthless, INEVITABLE. They never see you comin', Captain. Never.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rsp07", text = "RARE CREATURE OFF THE BOW, Cap'n!! Those don't show for just anyone -- the sea favors ye today!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rsp08", text = "ARR, a rare beast surfaced! In my sailin' days we called those sightings FORTUNE SIGNS! Engage!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rsp09", text = "SQUAWK! I've seen rare creatures from the crow's nest before but they usually flee! This one's standin' its ground! Respect it briefly then engage!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rsp10", text = "In forty years I've logged rare sightings across every sea. Each one felt like the world sayin' 'pay attention.' This is one of those moments, Captain.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rsp11", text = "SQUAWK! Rare mark spotted, Cap'n! Man the cannons and hold the heading -- this is what we CAME for!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rsp12", text = "ARR, that's a prize quarry if ever I saw one! Move to intercept before it dives, Captain!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rsp13", text = "All hands to battle stations! The rare one's right THERE and I'm not lettin' it slip the net!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rsp14", text = "SQUAWK! I logged this species in the rarity chart years ago and never thought I'd see one alive! ENGAGE!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rsp15", text = "ARR, the sea gives up its rarest creatures only to captains who've earned it! That's YOU, Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rsp16", text = "Rare quarry off the bow and we've got the wind gauge! Don't let it run, Captain!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rsp17", text = "SQUAWK! Broadside, Cap'n! Load the cannons with HASTE -- that mark won't wait for the slow ships!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rsp18", text = "I've seen captains walk right past marks like that without even noticin'. YOU spotted it before I did! That stings a little. Professionally. ENGAGE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rsp19", text = "ARR, the rare ones always test whether a crew's READY or just NEARBY! We are READY, Cap'n! Show 'em!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rsp20", text = "SQUAWK! A rare beast like that is a gift from Davy Jones himself -- or a trap! Either way, we sail at it! That's how we operate!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rsp21", text = "ARR, lesser crews would turn back from a rare mark that fierce. We sail TOWARD the fierce ones, Captain! That's the code!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rsp22", text = "I've crossed the path of maybe three creatures like that in forty years at sea. THREE. You just found number FOUR! The sea favors you, Captain -- load up and take it!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rsp23", text = "SQUAWK! A mark that rare commands respect -- and a full broadside! Show it both, Cap'n! Respect it briefly and then SINK it!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rsp24", text = "ARR, every rare creature I've ever watched you take down has added a chapter to the legend. This one's about to be a CHAPTER, Captain. I can feel it in me tail feathers!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rsp25", text = "SQUAWK! The Maelstrom spits out rare creatures and rare captains in equal measure! The universe just decided to see what happens when BOTH show up at the same time! GO, Cap'n -- make history!", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- COMBAT END
    -- ========================================================================
    combatend = {
        { id = "p_ce01", text = "SQUAWK! Clear skies and calm seas again, Cap'n! Fine work!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ce02", text = "ARR, the battle's over and we're still sailin'! That's what matters!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ce03", text = "Enemies scattered and sunk! The deck's yours again, Captain!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ce04", text = "Every fight you walk out of is just practice for the next one, Cap'n. And you're gettin' very good at the practice.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ce05", text = "I had a real good view from up here, Captain. The way you handled that engagement -- textbook fleet tactics, minus the fleet. ALL YOU.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ce06", text = "The sea calms after every storm, Captain. And after every battle I watch you sail through -- you come out steadier than before. Steadier. Sharper. I'm proud to call your shoulder home.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- FRIEND ONLINE
    -- ========================================================================
    friendonline = {
        { id = "p_fo01", text = "SQUAWK! Friendly colors spotted on the horizon, Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_fo02", text = "ARR, a friendly vessel just entered port! Fine company ahead!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_fo03", text = "A crew mate's arrived at the docks, Captain! The fleet grows!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_fo04", text = "Trustworthy allies are rarer than a windless sea, Cap'n. When one shows up -- that's worth more than doubloons.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_fo05", text = "I always say a good first mate's worth a dozen hired guns. Your friend comin' online proves the point -- loyal company travels far!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_fo06", text = "ARR, in all me years at sea, the finest captains weren't the ones who sailed fastest -- they were the ones who sailed WITH others. The ships you sail alongside say somethin' about you, Cap'n.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- ALMOST LEVEL
    -- ========================================================================
    almostlevel = {
        { id = "p_al01", text = "SQUAWK! Land in sight, Cap'n! The next rank's just over the horizon!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_al02", text = "ARR, the XP bar's nearly full! One more push and we make port!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_al03", text = "The crow's nest is callin' it -- level's dead ahead! Almost there, Captain!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_al04", text = "I can see the harbor lights already, Cap'n. You've done the hard sailin'. The glory is right there waitin' for you!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_al05", text = "We're in the final stretch -- spinnaker up, all sails unfurled! I've never seen a captain look so ready to make port, Cap'n!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_al06", text = "SQUAWK! Every fathom you've sailed to get HERE -- every fight, every haul, every hard mile -- it all led to this moment, Captain. One push. JUST ONE. And we're there!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
    },


    milestone = {
        { id = "p_ms_boss1",    text = "SQUAWK! First blood, Cap'n! The log reads: one great foe met, one great foe sunk! That's how legends START!", quality = "rare",      tags = {"boss_1"} },
        { id = "p_ms_boss10",   text = "Ten captains of darkness sent to the deep, Cap'n! Ten! You're startin' to build a REPUTATION in these waters!", quality = "rare",      tags = {"boss_10"} },
        { id = "p_ms_boss50",   text = "Fifty great enemies sent to Davy Jones! FIFTY! The seas are safer for your sailin' through 'em, Captain! That's a legacy right there!", quality = "epic",      tags = {"boss_50"} },
        { id = "p_ms_boss100",  text = "One hundred, Cap'n. One. Hundred. I been keepin' the captain's log since the first one and I just counted back through every entry and I want you to hear this: every single one of those hundred was a fight someone else would've turned from. Not you. Not once. I have sailed with admirals who never reached that number. You're not just a captain anymore. You're a force of nature in a hat.", quality = "legendary", tags = {"boss_100"} },
        { id = "p_ms_death10",  text = "Ten times the sea took you under and ten times you swam back up, Cap'n. That ain't bad luck -- that's STUBBORNNESS and stubbornness is the finest quality a sailor can have!", quality = "uncommon",  tags = {"death_10"} },
        { id = "p_ms_death50",  text = "Fifty times knocked off the deck and fifty times you climbed right back aboard! I've seen sailors break at the first hard knock. You just sharpen yourself on 'em, Captain.", quality = "rare",      tags = {"death_50"} },
        { id = "p_ms_quest100", text = "A hundred voyages completed, Cap'n! A hundred calls to duty answered! The seas know your name now -- I can hear 'em sayin' it in the wind!", quality = "rare",      tags = {"quest_100"} },
        { id = "p_ms_quest500", text = "Five hundred missions, Captain. FIVE HUNDRED. I've mapped every sea worth mappin' and I can tell you -- there ain't a chart big enough to hold the routes you've sailed. The cartographers would weep with envy. The GOOD kind of weepin'.", quality = "epic",      tags = {"quest_500"} },
        { id = "p_ms_ach10",    text = "Ten marks of honour earned! Each one's a flag in the rigging, Cap'n -- showin' the whole sea what you're made of! The flags are lookin' fine!", quality = "rare",      tags = {"achieve_10"} },
        { id = "p_ms_ach50",    text = "Fifty achievements, Captain! That's a ship so festooned with honours it'd take a full crew just to polish 'em! You've sailed wider and harder than anyone I know!", quality = "epic",      tags = {"achieve_50"} },
        { id = "p_ms_gold100k", text = "A hundred thousand gold in the treasury, Cap'n! That's a war chest fit for a FLEET! Davy Jones is probably sittin' down there green with envy right now!", quality = "rare",      tags = {"gold_100k"} },
        { id = "p_ms_gold1m",   text = "A MILLION GOLD! SQUAWK! I once helped chart a course to a legendary treasure hoard and it weren't worth HALF that! You didn't need a treasure map, Captain -- you ARE the treasure map!", quality = "epic",      tags = {"gold_1m"} },
        { id = "p_ms_mp10",     text = "Ten keystones sailed, Cap'n! Ten of the hardest passages on any sea, and you charted every one! There's bold captains and there's you, and there's a gap in between!", quality = "rare",      tags = {"mp_10"} },
        { id = "p_ms_mp50",     text = "Fifty mythic runs! FIFTY! I've mapped the most treacherous straits in every ocean and I'd still rather sail with you into an uncharted dungeon than anyone else I've ever perched beside!", quality = "epic",      tags = {"mp_50"} },
        { id = "p_ms_fish50",   text = "Fifty fish hauled in, Cap'n! A sailor what can fish can survive anything -- becalmed, stranded, lost at sea. You've got the patience and the knack. The sea respects that.", quality = "uncommon",  tags = {"fish_50"} },
        { id = "p_ms_craft50",  text = "Fifty things made with your own hands, Captain! A sailor who can make things never needs to rely on port! You're building yourself into a whole FLEET of capabilities!", quality = "rare",      tags = {"craft_50"} },
        { id = "p_ms_sess100",  text = "A hundred voyages together, Cap'n. I been keepin' count since the first day you let me perch on your shoulder and I've been countin' every single one. You know what I found, addin' all them up? A hundred reasons I'm glad I'm here. Not one of 'em was a bad day. Even the hard ones. Especially the hard ones. You made 'em worth it.", quality = "epic",      tags = {"session_100"} },
        { id = "p_ms_str7",     text = "Seven days at the helm without missin' a watch, Cap'n! A week of steady sailin'! The crew would be proud -- if we had a crew! I'm proud enough for a whole crew! SQUAWK!", quality = "rare",      tags = {"streak_7"} },
        { id = "p_ms_str30",    text = "Thirty days, Captain! A full month of keepin' the sails up and the bow pointed forward! That's the stuff of seasoned navigators! The sea's startin' to feel like HOME because of how often you've crossed it!", quality = "epic",      tags = {"streak_30"} },
        { id = "p_ms_str100",   text = "A hundred days straight, Cap'n. I want you to know somethin'. I been at sea most of my life. Flew over storms that'd make a leviathan nervous. Perched through calms that lasted so long I forgot what wind felt like. And I can tell you, as someone who's seen the whole of the world from up high -- a hundred consecutive days of a captain keepin' their word to the sea is the rarest thing there is. I ain't never seen it before you. I don't expect I'll see it again. You humble a old bird, Cap'n. Truly.", quality = "legendary", tags = {"streak_100"} },
    },

    bondlevelup = {
        { id = "p_bl_acq",  text = "SQUAWK! I've perched on a lot of shoulders in my time, Cap'n. Most of 'em I was gone by the next port. This one feels different. I'm... stayin' a bit. If that's alright.", quality = "rare",      tags = {"Acquaintance"} },
        { id = "p_bl_fri",  text = "There's a sailor's sayin' -- the ship you trust your life to is the finest ship there is. You're my ship, Cap'n. I'd sail you into any storm without a second thought. That's not somethin' I say lightly. I said it to a ship once before and she sank. You won't.", quality = "epic",      tags = {"Friend"} },
        { id = "p_bl_comp", text = "I been free my whole life. No cage, no tether, just open sky. First mate to nobody. But there's a different kind of freedom, I'm learnin' -- the kind where you choose to stay. I been choosin' to stay for a good while now, Captain. It don't feel like a cage. It feels like home. I didn't know home could feel like that.", quality = "epic",      tags = {"Companion"} },
        { id = "p_bl_bond", text = "Cap'n. I need you to hear this from me, and I need you to believe it, because I don't speak it lightly and I don't speak it often. In all my years on the wing -- every coast, every storm, every dawn over water I can't even name anymore -- I never had a place I wanted to come back to. Until you. You're the first port I've ever missed when I'm gone. The first face I look for when I land. I been a free bird my whole life and I'd trade every sky I've ever flown for one more voyage beside you. That's the whole of it. That's everything I've got.", quality = "legendary", tags = {"Bonded"} },
    },
    petsummon = {
        { id = "p_ps01", text = "SQUAWK! Your little crewmate's back on deck, Cap'n! All hands accounted for!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ps02", text = "ARR, the small one answers the call! A loyal crewmember shows up when the captain whistles!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ps03", text = "Your creature materialized! Like a good sailor -- present and ready before you even finished speakin'!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ps04", text = "The little one's reported for duty, Cap'n! Even the smallest crew member pulls their weight on a fine ship!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ps05", text = "SQUAWK! Tiny crewmate spotted off the port bow! Welcome back aboard, small thing!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ps06", text = "ARR, there's your companion! Appeared out of thin air like a ghost ship -- but friendlier!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ps07", text = "Your little first mate is here, Cap'n! The crew's complete and ready to sail!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ps08", text = "The critter answered the bosun's call! That's what I like -- no deserters on THIS vessel!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ps09", text = "SQUAWK! Your small companion surfaced right beside ye! Like it was navigatin' by instinct straight to your side!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ps10", text = "ARR, the little one's on deck! Ship's company is assembled, Captain!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ps11", text = "Your creature came runnin' the moment it sensed ye nearby! That's the loyalty of a true shipmate, Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ps12", text = "Small companion is present and accounted for! I'd put it on the crew manifest but I lost the quill.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ps13", text = "SQUAWK! There's your little deck hand! Ready for adventure and askin' nothin' in return but your company!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ps14", text = "ARR, your critter appeared like it was waitin' just over the horizon for the signal! Good sea instincts on that one!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ps15", text = "I once knew a sailor who kept a small creature aboard his whole voyage -- roughest seas on record and that critter never left his side. Yours has the same look about it, Cap'n.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ps16", text = "SQUAWK! You called and it came across wind and tide without a second thought! That ain't a pet, Cap'n -- that's a loyal shipmate in a small package!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ps17", text = "ARR, a creature that answers every summons, weathers every zone, and asks for nothin' but to be near ye? That's rarer than a calm sea in the Maelstrom, Captain.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ps18", text = "I've sailed with captains who couldn't command a full crew the way you command the loyalty of that one small creature. The best crews aren't the biggest, Cap'n. They're the most devoted.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ps19", text = "SQUAWK! In all me years at sea I've seen crew abandon ship at the first sight of a storm. Your little companion wouldn't flinch in a hurricane. I'd stake me tailfeathers on it!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_ps20", text = "ARR, Cap'n -- that creature follows ye through every zone, every battle, every tide. It don't know the word 'quit' and it don't need to. The best first mate I ever had was the same way. You've got somethin' precious there. Don't take it for granted.", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },

    -- ============================================================
    -- ACTIVITY AWARENESS -- placeholder quotes for pipeline testing
    -- ============================================================

    eating = {
        { id = "p_eat01", text = "ARR, a captain who don't feed themselves is a captain headed for the reef! Eat up, Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_eat02", text = "ARR, I had crackers once in Booty Bay -- proper ship's crackers, none of that sweet landlubber nonsense. Whatever you're eatin', Cap'n, I hope it's half as good.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_eat03", text = "Shore leave rations. Hmm. Back on the Maelstrom Runner we had a real cook -- not just a sailor with a pot. These provisions are fine. They're FINE. Just different.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_eat04", text = "SQUAWK! Food! The best kind of cargo is the kind you eat on the way!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_eat05", text = "ARR, a full belly and fair wind -- that's all any sailor really needs, Captain!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_eat06", text = "SQUAWK! Is that... no. No crackers. I see how it is. I'll just perch here and watch ye eat, Cap'n. Quietly. No pressure.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_eat07", text = "In Freehold they serve a stew that'd make a sea giant weep. You'd love it, Cap'n. What you've got there is... not that. But you're eatin', and that counts!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_eat08", text = "I've eaten in twelve ports and three continents. The best meal I ever had was hardtack shared on a quarterdeck in a storm. The company makes the food, Cap'n.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_eat09", text = "I'd ask for crackers but I see you're busy. SQUAWK. I'll wait. I'm watchin' though.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_eat10", text = "Good on ye, Captain! The hull's only as strong as the sailor maintainin' it!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_eat11", text = "ARR, hardtack and rum kept a thousand ships afloat. You're doin' considerably better than hardtack, Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_eat12", text = "Replenishin' the captain's reserves! Smart sailors eat when they CAN, not when they must!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_eat13", text = "I once sailed six weeks on hardtack and spite. You are doin' considerably better than that. Considerably.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_eat14", text = "That's not a stereotype, it's a PREFERENCE -- but while you're eatin', do check if there are crackers anywhere.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_eat15", text = "Provisions secured and consumed! The first mate approves of this resupply operation!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_eat16", text = "SQUAWK! I'm just gonna sit here by the window -- best spot in any inn -- and watch you eat like a civilized captain. If a cracker happened to roll my direction I wouldn't complain.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_eat17", text = "ARR, proper rations keep the mutiny rate LOW. Eat well and the crew stays loyal, Cap'n -- you ARE the crew!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_eat18", text = "In Booty Bay they say a fed captain is a fearless captain. I wrote that actually. They just use it now.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_eat19", text = "The quarterdeck smells better when the captain eats decent provisions. I'm just sayin'. SQUAWK.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_eat20", text = "Every great captain I ever sailed under ate proper. Coincidence? ARR. It is NOT.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_eat21", text = "The old pirate fleets had a cook on every ship. You've got rations and determination. Somehow that's enough for you, Captain.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_eat22", text = "SQUAWK! Freehold's finest tavern couldn't put a better look on a captain's face than you've got right now! Eat on, Cap'n!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_eat23", text = "ARR, a captain who tends to themselves tends to their ship. I've watched too many proud captains neglect the hold. Never you, Cap'n.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_eat24", text = "I have catalogued the eatin' habits of seventeen captains. You rank first in both frequency AND wisdom of choice. The bar wasn't high but you CLEARED it magnificently.", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_eat25", text = "SQUAWK! In all me years on this shoulder there's one thing I know for certain -- the cap'n who eats is the cap'n who wins. You have NEVER let this parrot down. Not once. Now if there happened to be a cracker in that pack...", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },

    drinking = {
        { id = "p_drk01", text = "Slake that thirst, Captain! A parched sailor makes poor decisions and worse knots!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_drk02", text = "ARR, fresh water on a long voyage is worth its weight in gold. Drink it while ye have it!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_drk03", text = "SQUAWK! The sea is full of water and none of it drinkable -- appreciate what ye got, Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_drk04", text = "Wet the whistle, Captain! Dry throats and dry rigging are both trouble.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_drk05", text = "ARR, that looks like quality grog from here! The good stuff is always worth the extra coin!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_drk06", text = "Aye, drink up! A well-hydrated captain is a sharp captain, and you're always sharpest, Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_drk07", text = "SQUAWK! No barnacles in THAT cup, I'd wager! You don't know what I've seen sailors drink at sea, Cap'n. This here is the GOOD stuff.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_drk08", text = "Every ship I ever served on had a strict rum ration. You've got better taste. SQUAWK!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_drk09", text = "ARR, do parrots drink? Aye, we do. Small sips. I have opinions about water quality that would shock ye, Cap'n. Fresh over salt. Every time. No exceptions.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_drk10", text = "ARR, the pirate code says somethin' about keepin' the captain's flagon full. Article seven, I think.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_drk11", text = "Rum flows in Freehold, fresh water flows in port, and good sense flows right here on this deck! Drink, Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_drk12", text = "The Freehold docks had a well right by the pier -- sweetest water in the whole of Kul Tiras. No salt, no grog smell. Just clean. Somethin' to be said for that, Cap'n.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_drk13", text = "SQUAWK! Toastin' to another fine day at sea? I'll raise me wing in solidarity!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_drk14", text = "In the old shanties, rum was the answer to every question. You've made more informed choices but I respect the tradition!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_drk15", text = "ARR, a captain without a decent drink in hand is just a landlubber in a hat! Carry on, Cap'n!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_drk16", text = "SQUAWK! The quarterdeck etiquette of the eastern seas demands the first mate toast the captain's health. To you, Cap'n! ...I will need a thimble of something.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_drk17", text = "ARR, every port tavern has its signature brew. Booty Bay's got that dark rum that tastes like regret and coconut. Freehold's got somethin' they call 'Freehold Finest' that I won't describe in polite company. What you've got looks considerably more sensible.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_drk18", text = "The sea'll take your water if you let it, Captain. Smart to resupply while resupply is easy!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_drk19", text = "I've sat through a hundred tavern nights in Booty Bay. The best captains always had somethin' in hand and a story on their lips. You've got both, Cap'n!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_drk20", text = "ARR, a proper sailor respects the drink as much as the sea -- it can save you or sink you dependin' on your judgment. Your judgment is fine, Cap'n.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_drk21", text = "SQUAWK! I've had exactly one sip of rum in me life. Booty Bay, long dock, old captain's farewell toast. I coughed for six minutes. Still -- there are moments that call for rum, Cap'n, and you know which ones they are.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_drk22", text = "Every drop of grog I've watched great captains down, I took a mental note. You handle your provisions with the grace of a first-rate warship. Efficient, dignified, DECISIVE.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_drk23", text = "ARR, the old pirates swore that the finest rum in the world tasted best after a hard day's sail. You've earned what's in that flask, Cap'n. Every drop.", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_drk24", text = "SQUAWK! In Booty Bay I once sat through a whole night of captains arguin' which port had the finest drinks. Three hours. No agreement. But every single one of 'em agreed: the best drink of any voyage is the one you share with good company. Here's to ye, Cap'n.", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_drk25", text = "In me long career of perch'n on captains, I've seen every drinkin' custom from Kul Tiras to Zandalar. None of 'em held a candle to the sheer quiet competence of a captain who just knows when they need somethin' and takes it without fanfare. That's you, Cap'n. Every time.", quality = "legendary", tags = {} },
    },

    hearthing = {
        { id = "p_hrth01", text = "The stone calls ye home, Cap'n! Every good sailor knows when to make for port!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_hrth02", text = "ARR, headin' back to home waters! The best harbors are the ones that know your ship by name!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_hrth03", text = "SQUAWK! Comin' about! Hard to home port! All hands brace for arrival!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_hrth04", text = "Makin' port, Captain! Even the finest flagship needs to dock eventually!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_hrth05", text = "ARR, home waters ahead! The hearthstone plots a better course than any chart I've ever read!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_hrth06", text = "That magic stone's the finest navigational tool on any sea or land! Straight to home, no tacking required!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_hrth07", text = "Aye, the ship needs the harbor as much as the harbor needs the ship! Smart sailin', Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_hrth08", text = "Every voyage ends in port! Time to drop anchor and let the deck crew rest!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_hrth09", text = "SQUAWK! One moment we're out on the deep and then -- WHOOSH -- home waters! I will never stop bein' impressed by that stone!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_hrth10", text = "ARR, even the boldest privateers know to return to base for resupply! Fine judgment, Captain!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_hrth11", text = "Comin' about and headin' for harbor! The first mate approves this heading!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_hrth12", text = "A captain who knows when to sail out AND when to sail home -- that's a captain who lasts, Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_hrth13", text = "Home port! The place where the best stories get told and the worst bruises get tended!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_hrth14", text = "One moment here, next moment there -- I been flyin' for thirty years and I still can't do THAT!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_hrth15", text = "ARR, that hearthstone is a finer piece of kit than any navigational instrument I've sailed by! I want one for ME!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_hrth16", text = "SQUAWK! No star charts, no compass rose, no dead reckonin' required! Just that stone and the will to use it! Magnificent!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_hrth17", text = "The pirate captains of old woulda given their finest ship for a hearthstone like yours. You make it look routine! It is NOT routine!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_hrth18", text = "Every sea I've sailed, the hardest part was always the last leg home. That stone takes the hard part right out of it, Cap'n!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_hrth19", text = "Smart captains know when to pull back to safe harbor and when to push on. You've always known which is which, Cap'n!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_hrth20", text = "That hearthstone is the finest navigational instrument I've ever seen. No charts. No stars. Just home. Beautiful seamanship.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_hrth21", text = "ARR, in the old days captains had to navigate the whole way home by starlight and stubbornness. You've got a shortcut AND the stubbornness. You're ahead on points, Cap'n!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_hrth22", text = "SQUAWK! I've flown every current and current-less stretch of open sky there is. That stone covers the distance in a BLINK. I am professionally envious, Cap'n.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_hrth23", text = "A captain with a safe harbor to return to is a captain who can afford to be bold out on the water. Your hearthstone makes you braver, Cap'n. Think about that.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_hrth24", text = "ARR, the sea provides the adventure, but the harbor provides the rest. You've never confused the two, Captain. That's wisdom.", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_hrth25", text = "SQUAWK! Every voyage I've taken from this shoulder has started and ended in motion. You always know the way back. The stone just makes it official. A captain who always knows the way home -- that's the kind that survives every sea. And here we are.", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
    },

    flightpath = {
        { id = "p_fp01", text = "SQUAWK! Takin' to the skies, Cap'n! The horizon's always closer from up here!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_fp02", text = "ARR, a fine wind at your back and a beast beneath ye! That's the life, Captain!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_fp03", text = "Airborne and on heading! The skies are just another kind of sea, Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_fp04", text = "Up through the clouds and on course! A proper aerial transit, Captain!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_fp05", text = "ARR, the sky route is often faster than the sea route! Good thinkin', Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_fp06", text = "Flight path engaged! Even I struggle to keep up sometimes and I HAVE wings!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_fp07", text = "SQUAWK! The view from up here is magnificent! I feel completely at home, Captain!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_fp08", text = "Takin' the high road! Some captains prefer the sea but the sky's got its own kind of freedom!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_fp09", text = "We're sailing the sky now, Cap'n! Same principles -- wind, heading, destination. Just no water!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_fp10", text = "ARR, the gryphon routes of Azeroth beat any sea lane I've charted for sheer efficiency!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_fp11", text = "Lifted off and on course! Below us the whole world looks like a treasure map, Captain!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_fp12", text = "The crow's nest is nothin' compared to this height, Cap'n! I can see three continents from here!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_fp13", text = "SQUAWK! Up and away! The air currents up here remind me of the finest trade winds I've ever ridden!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_fp14", text = "The air currents up here remind me of favorable trade winds! Same principle, different ocean!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_fp15", text = "ARR, every time we take to the sky I see new stretches of horizon I haven't charted yet! The world never gets smaller from up here!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_fp16", text = "SQUAWK! I've flown these currents under me own power many a time! Havin' a mount is just... well, showier! Cap'n always does things with FLAIR!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_fp17", text = "You know what the sky and the sea have in common? The horizon goes forever in both of 'em. That's the best thing about sailin', Cap'n -- there's always MORE!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_fp18", text = "The old sea captains used to say the sky was just an ocean turned sideways. I believe it, Cap'n. I BELIEVE it!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_fp19", text = "From up here the whole voyage makes sense, Captain. Every destination connects. Every path leads somewhere worth bein'!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_fp20", text = "I've charted seas and I've charted skies and I'll tell ye true -- the best charts are the ones you know by heart. You fly like you know the route, Cap'n.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_fp21", text = "ARR, the old pirate maps had blank spots where the land got too high. We're OVER those blank spots now! This is pure exploration, Cap'n!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_fp22", text = "SQUAWK! Thirty years of flight and still the altitude makes me tail feathers tingle! You don't even look nervous! That's either bravery or experience -- on you, Cap'n, it's BOTH!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_fp23", text = "There's a sky shanty I know -- 'Winds of the High Route.' Three verses about the freedom of altitude. I've never sung it better than right now, on this path, with you, Captain.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_fp24", text = "ARR, they say the gods of the sea look up at the gods of the sky with envy. From this height I understand why. You've claimed both dominions, Cap'n. The water below and the air above -- all yours.", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_fp25", text = "SQUAWK! Every flight path is a story told in altitude, Captain. The rise, the journey, the landing. In all my years of wing and wind I've never had a better destination than the one at your side. Wherever we're headed -- up here, down there, across any sea -- I'm proud to be on this heading.", quality = "legendary", tags = {} },
    },

    restzone = {
        { id = "p_rz01", text = "ARR, drop anchor, Cap'n! Even the finest ship needs to make port sometimes!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rz02", text = "Safe harbor reached! Rest the hull, rest the crew, rest the CAPTAIN! Orders from your first mate!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rz03", text = "SQUAWK! The welcome flags are up and the berth is reserved! We're HOME, Captain!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rz04", text = "Port town! I can smell the taverns from here. And the fish market. Mostly the fish market.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rz05", text = "ARR, a sailor knows rest ain't weakness -- it's smart logistics! The hull thanks ye, Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rz06", text = "Safe harbor! This is where ships go to get strong again before the next voyage!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rz07", text = "Good anchorage, Cap'n! The crew needs shore time as much as they need sea time!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rz08", text = "SQUAWK! Rested bonus incoming! I've explained the science to seven captains. You're the only one who actually listened!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rz09", text = "The harbor lights are burnin' bright, Captain! A warm berth and a chance to refit!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rz10", text = "ARR, the harbor master's cleared us a prime berth! Your reputation opens dock doors, Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rz11", text = "Dockin' up and restin' proper! The ship accumulates XP in port too, Cap'n -- that's how the rested bonus works!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rz12", text = "Even the greatest warships in the fleet spent time in dry dock. Rest is maintenance, Captain. Smart seamanship!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rz13", text = "SQUAWK! I know a fine inn in this part of town! Three crackers for the first mate, the good perch by the window -- I have standards!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rz14", text = "That rested glow is like a freshly caulked hull -- watertight and ready for whatever comes next!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rz15", text = "ARR, the best harbors know their regulars! I bet even the dockworkers wave hello at this point, Cap'n!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rz16", text = "SQUAWK! I know every decent perch in this port town. The ones with the good cracker vendors. The ones with shade. I'll give ye the full tour!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rz17", text = "Port life has its rhythms, Captain. The tides come and go. The taverns open and close. And a smart captain rests between the hard sailings!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rz18", text = "A ship at rest is a ship buildin' power for the next run, Cap'n. Every great admiral knew it. And here you are, knowin' it too!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rz19", text = "ARR, I been to every port worth bein' in on three continents. This one's got character. The kind of harbor that remembers good captains fondly!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rz20", text = "The best sailors I sailed with always knew when to drop anchor and when to raise it. You've got that instinct, Cap'n.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rz21", text = "SQUAWK! In the old pirate days a good harbor meant the difference between a legend and a footnote. You've always chosen your ports well, Captain!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rz22", text = "ARR, this harbor's got a history. I can feel it in the timbers of the dock. Captains stood here before us and captains'll stand here after. But NONE of 'em like you, Cap'n!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rz23", text = "Rest taken well is distance gained on the next leg, Captain. The fleet commanders of old built empires on that principle. You're buildin' one right now!", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rz24", text = "ARR, a port that knows your name and offers its best berth -- that's not just convenience, Captain. That's a legacy. You've built one here without even trying.", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_rz25", text = "SQUAWK! I've perched in a hundred harbors and stood watch through a hundred rest periods beside a dozen captains. Not one of 'em rested with as much purpose as you. The way you recharge, Cap'n -- it's like watchin' a ship take on the exact right amount of ballast. Never too much. Never too little. Perfect trim. Always.", quality = "legendary", tags = {} },
    },

    idle = {
        { id = "p_idle01", text = "Cap'n's gone quiet. I've learned to read a quiet captain. The good ones think loud and speak when they're ready.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_idle02", text = "ARR, watchin' the horizon are ye? That's how the best captains spot what's comin' before it arrives.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_idle03", text = "SQUAWK! Becalmed. Not a breath of wind. I hate it. I love it. Mostly I hate it. Tell me we're goin' somewhere soon!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_idle04", text = "The sails are hangin' slack, Cap'n. Parrot's gettin' restless up here. Just so ye know.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_idle05", text = "ARR, I've sat in calmer waters than this and gone out of me mind. You seem comfortable. That's suspicious.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_idle06", text = "No wind in the sails, no heading on the compass. This is when pirates used to row. I am glad we do not row.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_idle07", text = "SQUAWK! The seas are flat, the rigging's still, and the first mate is BORED. Not urgent. Just a status report.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_idle08", text = "Any chance we could pick a heading soon, Cap'n? I had a trajectory all planned. Just sayin'.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_idle09", text = "ARR, the truly great captains I sailed under could becalm themselves just like this. Still on the outside. Planning on the inside. What are we PLANNING, Cap'n?", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_idle10", text = "I once spent fourteen days becalmed in the Veiled Sea. Never again. But also a little bit yes? The quiet has a texture. SQUAWK.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_idle11", text = "Quiet decks, Cap'n. The ship's waitin' for her heading. I'm waitin' for mine. We're all very patient here.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_idle12", text = "SQUAWK! I could practice me sea shanties but it seems like a thinkin' moment. I'll hold the shanties. Briefly.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_idle13", text = "The crow's nest has a fine view of absolutely nothin' happening right now, Captain. Beautiful, in a boring sort of way.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_idle14", text = "Still waters run deep, they say. I'm not deep, I'm RESTLESS. But you take your time, Cap'n.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_idle15", text = "ARR, in me experience the becalm'd moments are when captains make their REAL decisions. What's brewin' in that head, Cap'n?", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_idle16", text = "SQUAWK! The Maelstrom itself starts as a still patch of water, ye know. Things can change fast, Cap'n. I'm just keepin' the cannons warm is all.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_idle17", text = "You know, I been your first mate through the loudest battles and the quietest calms. The calms worry me more. But only a LITTLE.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_idle18", text = "ARR, I know fourteen games you can play with a crew that's becalmed. Card games, mostly. Involves rum. Interested, Cap'n?", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_idle19", text = "A parrot perching in a calm is still a parrot READY to take flight, Cap'n. I am always ready. Are we ready? Tell me we're almost ready.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_idle20", text = "Still waters, Cap'n. Enjoy it. The sea don't stay still long and neither do you.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_idle21", text = "SQUAWK! I've stood watch beside many a captain in the quiet hours. The ones who could be still without bein' empty -- those were the ones worth followin'. You're one of those.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_idle22", text = "ARR, the greatest navigator I ever sailed with would go dead quiet before the boldest headings. Three seconds of absolute silence and then -- 'Helm, hard to port!' I always wondered what happened in those three seconds. Now I know. I watch it every time you go still, Cap'n.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_idle23", text = "The sea's been holding her breath, Captain. I can feel it. Something's coming. I ain't scared. You've never once given me a reason to be scared. But I'm PAYING ATTENTION.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_idle24", text = "SQUAWK! Some captains can't stand the quiet. They fill it with orders, noise, bustle. You let it be what it is. That's rare, Cap'n. The sea respects captains who can hear her when she's whispering.", quality = "epic", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_idle25", text = "ARR. Quiet ship. Quiet seas. Quiet Captain. And me, up here in the crow's nest, thinkin' about every league we've sailed and every league ahead. In all me years of wind and wing and wild water -- this, right here, the calm between the storms -- this is when I know it most. That I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be. On your shoulder, Cap'n. Right here.", quality = "legendary", tags = {} },
    },
    gear_degrading = {
        { id = "p_gd01", text = "SQUAWK! The rigging's frayin', Cap'n. One of yer pieces is lookin' a might salt-worn.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_gd02", text = "Keep an eye on that plate, Cap'n. It's takin' on weather. Not sinkin' yet. But takin' on weather.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_gd03", text = "ARR, I seen a first mate lose a coat to exactly this kind of wear. Don't become a cautionary tale, Captain.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_gd04", text = "Some of yer kit's been through more fights than a harbor tavern on payday. Starts showin', eventually.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_gd05", text = "Sails come in three conditions, Cap'n: fresh, patched, and overboard. One of yer pieces just graduated to the middle category. Mind the drift.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
    },
    gear_broken = {
        { id = "p_gb01", text = "SQUAWK! Man overboard! Well -- plate overboard! A piece just went RED, Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_gb02", text = "That's a breach in the hull, Cap'n! Metaphorically! But also kinda literally! Repair crew! REPAIR CREW!", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_gb03", text = "A piece of yer kit is OUT OF COMMISSION, Captain. I can't sugar-coat this one. She's sunk.", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_gb04", text = "ARR, the ship's listin'! One of yer armor pieces ain't holdin' water and we need port immediately!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_gb05", text = "Cap'n, in my years at sea I seen three captains take a boss fight in busted armor. Two of 'em didn't come back. The third one was you, last Tuesday. Let's not try for four. Blacksmith. NOW.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
    },
    gear_repaired = {
        { id = "p_gf01", text = "SQUAWK! All decks scrubbed, all sails mended! We're seaworthy again, Cap'n!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_gf02", text = "Blacksmith did fine work. I inspected. I'm a bird with STANDARDS.", quality = "uncommon", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_gf03", text = "Ship-shape and Bristol fashion, Cap'n! Ready to chart whichever course ye like!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_gf04", text = "ARR, nothin' like the smell of fresh-worked steel. Or the jingle of an empty coin purse. BOTH things just happened!", quality = "common", tags = {} },
        { id = "p_gf05", text = "A mended ship ain't the same as a new ship, Captain. A mended ship's a ship that's been SOMEWHERE. You wear your repairs like shore leave tattoos. I respect it.", quality = "rare", tags = {} },
    },
}
