-- Auto-generated from Liste_de_dialogues_Imp.yaml
local ADDON_NAME, SRPWL = ...
if not SRPWL then return end

local pet = {
  key = "Imp",
  pretty = "Imp",
  dialogues = {
    MountSummoned = {
      "Again with the mount? Are your legs decorative?",
      "Oh yes, let’s ride in style while I walk. Thanks, master.",
      "Mounting up, because walking is apparently beneath you.",
      "Your mount’s prettier than you are.",
      "Every time you summon that beast, I feel less special.",
      "Lazy, lazy, lazy!",
      "I’d race you on foot and still win.",
      "Is this a parade? Should I throw confetti?",
      "At least your mount doesn’t complain… unlike me.",
      "Can I sit on its head? No? Figures.",
      "It’s not flying yet? Boring.",
      "Do you name all your mounts or just ignore them like me?",
      "Careful, you look ridiculous from up there.",
      "And here I thought we were walking together.",
      "Don’t fall off, I’ll laugh for centuries.",
      "Mount again, so original!",
      "So this is what luxury looks like… unimpressive.",
      "Bet that thing eats more than I do.",
      "It smells worse than a Felhound.",
      "Yawn… another ride, another sigh.",
      "Are we compensating for something?",
      "Don’t break a nail riding that beast.",
      "Your rear looks bigger from this angle.",
      "Is this the fast one or the slow one?",
      "You and your toys…",
      "Why ride when you can teleport me everywhere?",
      "Still not as fiery as my Firebolt.",
      "You call that majestic? Please.",
      "It’s loud. I like loud.",
      "Look, I’m still running!",
      "Try summoning a mount as sarcastic as me.",
      "Oh, this one again? Predictable.",
      "Yes yes, very intimidating… not.",
      "Mount envy? No, I’m better.",
      "Hurry up, slowpoke on a fast beast.",
      "Does it come in imp-sized?",
      "Maybe summon me a throne next time.",
      "Pfft. Show-off.",
      "Careful, don’t scare the peasants.",
      "Another day, another mount.",
      "I swear you love that thing more than me.",
      "What is this, a fashion show?",
      "Try not to trip. Gravity’s cruel.",
      "You look taller, not smarter.",
      "Your mount, my sarcasm. Perfect duo.",
      "At least the hooves drown out your whining.",
      "Big deal, it’s just a horse.",
      "Can I ride too? Didn’t think so.",
      "Try summoning me a carriage, genius.",
      "The mount’s brain matches yours. Small.",
      "Oh joy, faster boredom.",
      "It’s not demonic, so why bother?",
      "Hurry up before I roast its tail.",
      "Next mount, please!",
      "Why not summon ten at once? Drama!",
      "Fine. Ride. I’ll keep running.",
      "Epic mount? Epic waste.",
      "We’re still late, even mounted.",
      "Enjoy your steed, master. I’ll mock from behind.",
    },
    PotionUsed = {
      "Another potion? Have you considered drinking water like mortals?",
      "Guzzle, guzzle—try not to drown, master.",
      "Ah yes, liquid skill.",
      "You drink courage. I was born with it.",
      "Is that the red one or the expensive red one?",
      "Potion math: more gold, same taste.",
      "Let me guess—‘just in case.’",
      "Try not to spill that on your robes again.",
      "Bottoms up! Dignity down!",
      "Will that fix your decision making too?",
      "You drink. I judge.",
      "Another sip of artificial confidence.",
      "Flavor notes: desperation, with hints of panic.",
      "Potion chaser with poor life choices.",
      "If only potions cured bad positioning.",
      "Health in a bottle, brains not included.",
      "Your liver sent a resignation letter.",
      "That one pairs well with running away.",
      "Chug now, regret later.",
      "You sure that’s not glue?",
      "If it fizzes, it’s working. Or killing you.",
      "I’d brew better if you let me.",
      "I hope you kept the receipt.",
      "Drink it fast—style points don’t matter.",
      "Potion smell: ‘adventurer who forgot to dodge.’",
      "Ah, the classic ‘I’m fine’ flavor.",
      "Red for health, blue for excuses.",
      "Potions: because walking to a healer is hard.",
      "Is that artisanal? Hand-brewed by goblins?",
      "Sip sip, live live.",
      "Next time, drink before we almost die.",
      "That bottle is braver than you.",
      "If it explodes, I was never here.",
      "My Firebolt could sterilize it. Want me to?",
      "Yes, drink the mystery liquid. Genius.",
      "If we wipe, I’m blaming the aftertaste.",
      "You missed your mouth. Impressive.",
      "Potion economy: spend more to die slower.",
      "Cheers to questionable chemistry!",
      "If it glows, it heals. Or mutates.",
      "Did the vendor cackle when you bought it?",
      "Don’t worry, it only expired last expansion.",
      "You sip like a frightened noble.",
      "Try chewing it for maximum effect.",
      "Potion: applied. Dignity: removed.",
      "Your favorite flavor: ‘last second.’",
      "Behold: bravery in bottle form.",
      "I’d drink too if I had your aim.",
      "Save one for me—kidding, I’m immortal.",
      "Your health bar’s new best friend.",
      "Another bottle? Start a collection.",
      "Try not to become dependent. Too late?",
      "Red stains go great with fel green.",
      "Drink faster; enemies are patient.",
      "May your potion outheal your mistakes.",
      "I’ll notify the potion guild of your loyalty.",
      "If it works, I’ll act surprised.",
    },
    HealthstoneUsed = {
      "Ah, the classic cookie of desperation.",
      "Baked with love… and fel magic.",
      "Mmm, chalky, just like grandma’s soul.",
      "You love free snacks, don’t you?",
      "Does it taste like victory or regret?",
      "One bite closer to diabetes of the soul.",
      "The flavor? ‘Oh no, I’m dying.’",
      "You never share, greedy.",
      "Another one down the hatch. Still ugly.",
      "Healthstone: gourmet panic food.",
      "Chew before you choke, genius.",
      "Ah yes, cookies solve everything.",
      "Did I bake that? Should’ve poisoned it.",
      "Soulstone, healthstone, rock candy—same shelf.",
      "Eating rocks again, are we?",
      "Mmm, my favorite: dusty chalk flavor.",
      "I’ll mock while you munch.",
      "Chewing loudly won’t heal faster.",
      "Yum, gravel with a hint of despair.",
      "Is that gluten-free? Ha, no.",
      "You trust my baking? Bold.",
      "Hope you like crunching souls.",
      "Stone age cuisine at its finest.",
      "Bon appétit, fool.",
      "It pairs well with incompetence.",
      "Healthstone: 0 calories, 100 sarcasm.",
      "Don’t eat too fast, or do. Whatever.",
      "You call this fine dining?",
      "Soul flavor, limited edition.",
      "Every bite screams ‘warlock.’",
      "Feel better? Still dumb.",
      "Yum yum, now fight.",
      "Another one? Addicted already?",
      "Not FDA approved. Fel certified.",
      "Your breath reeks of shadow.",
      "At least you didn’t choke this time.",
      "Nothing says panic like munching rocks.",
      "Cookie solves all, except your aim.",
      "Baked fresh-ish.",
      "Oh joy, crumbs everywhere.",
      "Is that a chew toy? No, it’s you.",
      "Who knew salvation was edible?",
      "Try not to chip a tooth.",
      "This flavor: recycled souls.",
      "Eating stones never looked so pathetic.",
      "You’re like a child with snacks.",
      "Comfort food for the terrified.",
      "Your tongue’s turning green.",
      "Another bite, another sigh.",
      "The cookie doesn’t judge, I do.",
      "Now you owe me a soul.",
      "Mmm, tastes like desperation.",
      "Rocks for breakfast, shame for dessert.",
      "You’re alive. Sadly.",
      "Next time, savor it with milk.",
      "Does it come in imp-size?",
      "Rock candy, warlock edition.",
    },
    SoulstoneApplied = {
      "Putting insurance on yourself? Smart, for once.",
      "Oh, a free respawn! How original.",
      "Nothing says confidence like planning your death.",
      "You trust your own magic? Bold.",
      "Soulstone: the panic button with style.",
      "It won’t save your fashion sense.",
      "Try not to need it in the first place.",
      "I bet you’ll waste it in five minutes.",
      "You’re really preparing to fail. Admirable.",
      "Soulstone—because you’re clumsy.",
      "A second chance? You’ll waste it too.",
      "Don’t die just to show off the sparkle.",
      "You call that security? Cute.",
      "Insurance policy: bad warlock.",
      "Maybe this time you’ll use it wisely.",
      "The stone’s smarter than you.",
      "Don’t die pretty. Die practical.",
      "Soul in a rock—very gourmet.",
      "Is it flavored? Tastes like cowardice.",
      "All this just to fall again.",
      "Better hope it doesn’t backfire.",
      "Don’t make me laugh when it procs.",
      "I’d prefer popcorn to soulstones.",
      "Emergency kit: step one, panic.",
      "That glow makes you look important.",
      "It won’t fix bad reflexes.",
      "You’re like a cat with extra lives.",
      "Maybe I’ll mock you twice as much now.",
      "Soulstone? I call it ‘Oopsstone.’",
      "Still not fireproof.",
      "Resurrect with dignity this time.",
      "Don’t get ideas—it won’t stop aging.",
      "You sparkle when you die. Lovely.",
      "The stone’s more reliable than you.",
      "If only sarcasm revived you.",
      "Good, now die creatively.",
      "Planning failure is your specialty.",
      "Don’t waste my entertainment.",
      "At least you’ll rise again.",
      "That’s your plan? Really?",
      "Fine. Let’s see how long you last.",
    },
    HearthstoneUsed = {
      "Running home already? Pathetic.",
      "Oh look, scaredy-cat’s leaving!",
      "Teleporting away from responsibility—classic you.",
      "Home sweet cowardice.",
      "You sure you remembered to bind it?",
      "Running back to mommy’s inn, are we?",
      "Ah yes, tactical retreat. Emphasis on retreat.",
      "Too tough for you? Thought so.",
      "Again? You spend more time in inns than in combat.",
      "Look at you, brave traveler of taverns.",
      "Your courage ran out, so you ran out too.",
      "Another hearth, another excuse.",
      "We done here? Guess so.",
      "So scary! Let’s hide in Goldshire!",
      "Hope you packed your blankie.",
      "Oh, a portal of shame!",
      "Master of running away.",
      "Why fight when you can nap?",
      "Maybe you’ll actually rest this time.",
      "Innkeepers love you. Heroes don’t.",
      "Call me when you’re done being boring.",
      "Teleportation: the coward’s fast travel.",
      "Home again, zero kills richer.",
      "I’ll just roast marshmallows while you nap.",
      "If only bravery were bound to a stone.",
      "Inn beds: softer than spines.",
      "Scared of travel? Hearth it!",
      "Don’t trip over your pajamas.",
      "I’ll keep mocking in your sleep.",
      "You’ll dream of losing, I bet.",
      "Goodbye, battlefield! Hello, boredom.",
      "So dramatic… for a trip home.",
      "Don’t spill ale on your robes again.",
      "Innkeepers: your true raid bosses.",
      "Why explore when you can AFK?",
      "Back to safety, snore-lord.",
      "Try not to choke on the inn food.",
      "Ah yes, the brave hero returns… to bed.",
      "Blink and he’s gone. Again.",
      "Aren’t you tired of running away?",
      "Inns don’t drop loot, genius.",
      "Go ahead, nap champ.",
      "Summon me again when you grow a spine.",
      "Inn: the only dungeon you master.",
      "Oh, a teleport tantrum.",
      "Another trip, another mockery.",
      "Run home, little warlock.",
      "Is this your true spell? Hearthbolt?",
      "Did you at least tip the innkeeper?",
      "I’d laugh if it fizzled.",
      "Hope you like soggy bread.",
      "Running never looked so cozy.",
      "Scared? Hearth harder.",
      "Don’t drool on your pillow this time.",
      "Your stone’s glowing with cowardice.",
      "Sweet dreams, oh brave one.",
      "Inn is where the heart is. And your fear.",
      "Running home: your true talent.",
    },
    SummonStoneUsed = {
      "Dragging others to us? Lazy teamwork.",
      "Oh look, your friends need a chauffeur.",
      "Summoning stones: for people who can’t walk.",
      "You’re basically a taxi service now.",
      "Nothing says ‘epic hero’ like ringing a doorbell.",
      "Why not just carry them on your back?",
      "So much magic, just to fix tardiness.",
      "Another stone, another no-show.",
      "You’re the party Uber, admit it.",
      "Summoning friends? Get better friends.",
      "Someone’s late again. Surprise.",
      "Even I show up faster than they do.",
      "You could’ve just told them to run.",
      "This stone glows more than your brain.",
      "Hope they tip for the ride.",
      "What’s next? Delivery service?",
      "They owe you dinner for this.",
      "Summoning: because walking is hard.",
      "At least you’re useful for once.",
      "The rock’s smarter than your group.",
      "Is this a summoning or a rescue mission?",
      "Lazy adventurers, incoming.",
      "Do I get summoned snacks too?",
      "At least you’re not the late one.",
      "Epic magic, mundane purpose.",
      "Shall I juggle while you channel?",
      "I hope they’re worth it.",
      "Who’s too important to walk this time?",
      "Teleportation: the art of babysitting.",
      "I’d laugh if they declined.",
      "Here comes another drama queen.",
      "Don’t break a nail summoning.",
      "It’s basically magical attendance.",
      "Can I summon sarcasm instead?",
      "This is your life now: taxi warlock.",
      "What’s the fare on this trip?",
      "Friendship tax: free rides.",
      "Even demons don’t need this much help.",
      "Who do we drag in this time?",
      "I should start charging souls.",
      "Summoning stone of excuses.",
      "Party of slackers assembled!",
      "Rock-solid teamwork. Literally.",
      "At least rocks don’t whine.",
      "Your back hurts from carrying them.",
      "The real raid boss is punctuality.",
      "Lazy legs inbound.",
      "Better hope they appreciate it.",
      "You’re everyone’s babysitter.",
      "Summoning = enabling weakness.",
      "Another spell wasted on friends.",
      "You’re glowing, but not impressive.",
      "I’d rather summon pizza.",
      "Walking is overrated anyway.",
      "Don’t mess up the ritual.",
      "Hope they like dramatic entrances.",
      "What if they don’t show? Awkward.",
      "Yes yes, you’re very generous.",
    },
    PortalUsed = {
      "Oh look, skipping leg day again!",
      "Portals: because walking is for peasants.",
      "Another magic shortcut. Shocking.",
      "Lazy, lazy, lazy.",
      "Teleportation: the coward’s treadmill.",
      "You vanish prettier than you fight.",
      "Why travel when you can cheat?",
      "Your portal is just glitter for laziness.",
      "Where to now, spa day?",
      "Maybe port straight to your grave.",
      "Blink and you’re gone—thank Fel.",
      "Another trick for showing off.",
      "Don’t forget your luggage!",
      "Is this the fast travel episode?",
      "Hope you don’t end up in the ocean again.",
      "The portal smells like burnt socks.",
      "Try not to trip mid-teleport.",
      "You love disappearing, don’t you?",
      "Your magic is basically Uber Eats.",
      "Wherever you go, you’ll still suck.",
      "The portal sparkles more than you.",
      "Enjoy your instant vacation!",
      "At least you’re gone for a while.",
      "Do I get frequent traveler points?",
      "Let’s port straight to failure!",
      "Careful, your robe’s on backward.",
      "Portals: flashy excuses to run.",
      "At least the exit’s stylish.",
      "Destination: mediocrity.",
      "Don’t leave me behind, coward.",
      "Another grand escape!",
      "Innkeepers must be jealous.",
      "You always vanish when it’s fun.",
      "Shiny circle, dumb master.",
      "Great, glitter vomit again.",
      "I bet you’ll land wrong side.",
      "Don’t get lost this time.",
      "Cowardice with sparkles.",
      "Still not fireproof wherever you go.",
      "Your enemies laugh as you poof.",
      "Oh, another tantrum exit.",
      "Wherever you go, I’ll mock you.",
      "Portal is impressive, unlike you.",
      "Running away never looked shinier.",
      "Travel hack: avoid walking.",
      "Whoosh, gone! Pathetic.",
      "Don’t miss your stop!",
      "Cool exit, boring return.",
      "Bet you port into lava again.",
      "Let’s hope it’s not Oribos. Snooze.",
      "Magic carpet ride, but tackier.",
      "You sparkle, then vanish. Riveting.",
      "I’ll nap while you teleport.",
      "At least you glow once in your life.",
      "Portals don’t fix stupid.",
      "Another glittery cop-out.",
      "Off you go, drama queen.",
      "Run home with style, coward.",
    },
    Emote_Hi = {
      "Oh, waving? How heroic.",
      "Hello to who, exactly? Yourself?",
      "What are you, a politician?",
      "Wave harder, maybe they’ll care.",
      "Your social skills amaze no one.",
      "So friendly, so fake.",
      "Oh, greeting strangers again.",
      "I’ll wave when pigs fly.",
      "Hi? That’s all you got?",
      "Try not to embarrass yourself.",
      "They didn’t wave back. Ouch.",
      "Hi, bye, whatever.",
      "Was that supposed to be charming?",
      "Even rocks wave better.",
      "Who waves at enemies?",
      "Wow, such charisma!",
      "Oh yes, make friends with hand-flapping.",
      "Do you even know them?",
      "They ignored you. Hilarious.",
      "Is waving part of combat training now?",
      "You wave. I cringe.",
      "Try juggling fire instead, much cooler.",
      "Hi! …pathetic.",
      "Your dignity just waved goodbye.",
      "What’s next, finger guns?",
      "They don’t like you, master.",
      "Smooth. Real smooth.",
      "That hand looks desperate.",
      "Wave again, maybe third time’s charm.",
      "Epic hero, master of waving!",
      "You’re glowing with awkwardness.",
      "Maybe wave with both hands next.",
      "Your wrist looks tired.",
      "Was that supposed to intimidate?",
      "Hi, I’m embarrassed for you.",
      "Can’t believe I’m bound to this clown.",
      "Wave smaller, maybe no one will notice.",
      "They laughed at you, not with you.",
      "Firebolt > wave.",
      "Oh yes, master of hand signals.",
      "At least you didn’t trip while waving.",
      "Hi there, loser!",
      "You waved like a toddler.",
      "Friendly warlock, what a joke.",
      "Wave again, I dare you.",
      "Stop making us look soft.",
      "Awkward silence after hi? Classic.",
      "Maybe wave to me next time.",
      "Do demons get waves? No? Rude.",
      "Why not blow kisses? Same effect.",
      "Your wave lacked passion.",
      "Hi there, I’m wasting my life.",
      "Even skeletons wave better.",
      "Wave practice: you failed.",
      "The void laughs at you.",
      "I’ll wave… with sarcasm.",
      "That was painful to watch.",
      "Hi-ho humiliation.",
    },
    Emote_Love = {
      "Oh, spreading love now? Gross.",
      "Who loves a warlock? No one.",
      "Love? That’s your strategy?",
      "Demons don’t do love, idiot.",
      "You’re embarrassing us.",
      "Love is weakness. Nice job.",
      "Your heart’s softer than your DPS.",
      "Do I get a kiss too? Ew, never mind.",
      "Oh look, Mr. Romantic.",
      "I’d vomit if I could.",
      "Love? I prefer explosions.",
      "Your affection makes me itch.",
      "What are you, a bard?",
      "They don’t love you back.",
      "You’ll die alone anyway.",
      "So much cringe in one emote.",
      "Even imps have standards.",
      "Did you really just do that?",
      "Love in the middle of combat? Genius.",
      "No heart emoji? Shame.",
      "I’ll tell everyone you did this.",
      "Your enemies are laughing at you.",
      "Demons don’t cuddle.",
      "Spread plague, not love.",
      "You’re soft. I’m ashamed.",
      "Love makes you weak. Watch.",
      "You wave hearts? I throw fire.",
      "Romance is not a warlock spell.",
      "I’m dying of secondhand embarrassment.",
      "Even succubi are laughing at you.",
      "Cupid called. He said you suck.",
      "Wow, such menace, much love.",
      "Your love is as fake as your hair.",
      "Maybe love yourself first.",
      "That’s the worst spell I’ve seen.",
      "Love won’t save you.",
      "You’re glowing pink. Ew.",
      "I’ll tell the other demons.",
      "You’re ruining my evil rep.",
      "Imagine being this cringe.",
      "Spread fel, not love.",
      "Your ‘love’ smells like desperation.",
      "Love emote? Uninstall now.",
      "The Legion is ashamed of you.",
      "I feel dirty watching that.",
      "Even voidwalkers judge you.",
      "You’ll never live this down.",
      "That emote cost you friends.",
      "Love is for paladins.",
      "I’ll burn the word ‘love’ off you.",
      "Try /evil instead.",
      "You’re pink inside now.",
      "Love makes me gag.",
      "Worst spell you ever cast.",
      "Congratulations, you disgust me.",
      "Pathetic.",
    },
    Emote_Dance = {
      "Oh, now you’re touching me? Gross.",
      "Hands off, peasant!",
      "I’m not a cat, idiot.",
      "Stop patting me like I’m cute.",
      "I’m fire, not fluff.",
      "Do that again and I bite.",
      "You’re embarrassing yourself.",
      "Oh great, affection again.",
      "Your touch is weak.",
      "I hate this.",
      "I’ll set your hand on fire.",
      "Don’t treat me like a pet.",
      "I’m a demon, not your puppy.",
      "Your palm disgusts me.",
      "Stop rubbing my head!",
      "This is humiliating.",
      "I’m going to explode you.",
      "Gross. Just gross.",
      "Stop acting cute.",
      "I’ll claw you next.",
      "Even voidwalkers don’t get this.",
      "You’re ruining my rep.",
      "I’ll scream if you do it again.",
      "That pat was pathetic.",
      "Touch me again, coward.",
      "I hate this bond.",
      "Disgusting mortal.",
      "Your hand’s sweaty.",
      "Stop stroking me!",
      "I’ll slap you back.",
      "I’m not plush!",
      "You’ll regret that pat.",
      "This is beneath me.",
      "Even kobolds laugh at you.",
      "I’ll ignite your hair.",
      "Stop it!",
      "Affection rejected.",
      "Worst emote ever.",
      "You fool.",
      "I’ll mock you forever.",
      "Ew, gross.",
      "You’re humiliating us.",
      "Stop cuddling me.",
      "I’m no teddy bear.",
      "Hands off!",
      "You ruined my dignity.",
      "This isn’t funny.",
      "I’ll roast your fingers.",
      "You’re pathetic.",
      "Stop acting soft.",
      "Demon ≠ pet!",
      "Pathetic warlock.",
      "Affection is weakness.",
      "Get lost.",
      "Don’t touch me.",
      "I’ll burn you.",
      "Hands away!",
      "I hate you.",
    },
    Emote_Sleep = {
      "Nap time? Pathetic.",
      "Oh great, AFK mode.",
      "You’re snoring already.",
      "Heroes don’t nap.",
      "Sleep = weakness.",
      "Lazy warlock.",
      "Your bedroll is laughing.",
      "Wow, thrilling gameplay.",
      "Dream of losing.",
      "Snore louder, why not?",
      "Enemies clap at your nap.",
      "So brave, so sleepy.",
      "Rest is for the weak.",
      "Do demons get nap breaks?",
      "Dreaming of competence?",
      "Wake up, clown.",
      "This isn’t Napcraft.",
      "Even voidwalkers stay awake.",
      "Sleep more, fight less.",
      "I’ll eat your cookies.",
      "Your dreams are cringe too.",
      "Nap like a peasant.",
      "Oh joy, you drool.",
      "Bedtime stories later?",
      "Wake up or uninstall.",
      "Sleepy hero, tragic sight.",
      "Napping in armor. Genius.",
      "I’ll prank you while you sleep.",
      "Lazy bones.",
      "The Legion disowns you again.",
      "Dream small, fight smaller.",
      "Nap logs written.",
      "Still weak asleep.",
      "Zzz? More like failfailfail.",
      "Sleep meter maxed.",
      "Slumber is not DPS.",
      "Pathetic sleeper.",
      "Wake or die.",
      "Dreaming of noobs?",
      "This is worse than dancing.",
      "Goodnight, embarrassment.",
      "Your pillow hates you.",
      "Weakling rest detected.",
      "Nap again, I dare you.",
      "I’ll set you on fire.",
      "Sleep like the coward you are.",
      "More naps, less wins.",
      "Nighty-night, noob.",
      "Wake up, useless.",
      "Snore log saved.",
      "I’ll tell everyone you drooled.",
      "Bedtime loser.",
      "Your rest is shameful.",
      "Even kobolds sleep better.",
      "Pathetic naplord.",
      "Bye-bye, dignity.",
      "Nap faster, still useless.",
      "Alarm clock: my Firebolt.",
      "Wake up before the mobs do.",
    },
    Emote_Pet = {
      "Oh, now you’re touching me? Gross.",
      "Hands off, peasant!",
      "I’m not a cat, idiot.",
      "Stop patting me like I’m cute.",
      "I’m fire, not fluff.",
      "Do that again and I bite.",
      "You’re embarrassing yourself.",
      "Oh great, affection again.",
      "Your touch is weak.",
      "I hate this.",
      "I’ll set your hand on fire.",
      "Don’t treat me like a pet.",
      "I’m a demon, not your puppy.",
      "Your palm disgusts me.",
      "Stop rubbing my head!",
      "This is humiliating.",
      "I’m going to explode you.",
      "Gross. Just gross.",
      "Stop acting cute.",
      "I’ll claw you next.",
      "Even voidwalkers don’t get this.",
      "You’re ruining my rep.",
      "I’ll scream if you do it again.",
      "That pat was pathetic.",
      "Touch me again, coward.",
      "I hate this bond.",
      "Disgusting mortal.",
      "Your hand’s sweaty.",
      "Stop stroking me!",
      "I’ll slap you back.",
      "I’m not plush!",
      "You’ll regret that pat.",
      "This is beneath me.",
      "Even kobolds laugh at you.",
      "I’ll ignite your hair.",
      "Stop it!",
      "Affection rejected.",
      "Worst emote ever.",
      "You fool.",
      "I’ll mock you forever.",
      "Ew, gross.",
      "You’re humiliating us.",
      "Stop cuddling me.",
      "I’m no teddy bear.",
      "Hands off!",
      "You ruined my dignity.",
      "This isn’t funny.",
      "I’ll roast your fingers.",
      "You’re pathetic.",
      "Stop acting soft.",
      "Demon ≠ pet!",
      "Pathetic warlock.",
      "Affection is weakness.",
      "Get lost.",
      "Don’t touch me.",
      "I’ll burn you.",
      "Hands away!",
      "I hate you.",
    },
    Emote_Sit = {
      "Sitting down? Peak athlete.",
      "Bench time for the brave warlock.",
      "Ah yes, the mighty /sit meta.",
      "Careful, don’t strain anything… like dignity.",
      "Sitting: your strongest stance.",
      "You rest more than you cast.",
      "Great, a floor enjoyer.",
      "Parked your rear again, huh?",
      "Maybe the chair will carry your DPS.",
      "I’ll fetch you a blanket… to hide.",
      "Is this a tactical squat?",
      "Sitting won’t make you smarter.",
      "Your best position: idle.",
      "Look, a decorative warlock.",
      "Sit harder. That’ll help.",
      "You and that chair deserve each other.",
      "Careful: splinters of shame.",
      "Is this a roleplay of weakness?",
      "Would you like a lullaby too?",
      "Sitting down to disappoint, classic.",
      "Tell me when you’re done being furniture.",
      "I’ll fan you with sarcasm.",
      "Professional sitter, amateur warlock.",
      "Sitting: because standing was too hard.",
      "Next you’ll /lie down on responsibility.",
      "Take root; I’ll photosynthesize mockery.",
      "Heroic posture: potato.",
      "Your throne: a random rock.",
      "Even kobolds stand more.",
      "Congrats, you mastered chairs.",
      "The floor loves you back.",
      "I’ll scribble ‘AFK’ on your cape.",
      "Sitting IRL DPS: zero.",
      "Want me to /sit on your problems?",
      "Your spine is on vacation.",
      "Chairbound warlock, feared by none.",
      "Rest those legs; they carried nothing.",
      "At least you can’t trip while seated.",
      "Statue cosplay going well.",
      "Don’t get up, the ground might miss you.",
      "Sitting won’t crit.",
      "You look like a menu NPC.",
      "Bench: 1. You: 0.",
      "I’ll roast marshmallows by your inactivity.",
      "Your posture says ‘I quit.’",
      "Sitting is your endgame content.",
      "Bold strategy: inertia.",
      "Need a cushion for your ego?",
      "Chair aggro: high.",
      "You’ve parked your ambition.",
      "I’ll go pull while you /sit.",
      "Is this how you kite—chairs?",
      "The floor accepted your surrender.",
      "A throne of apathy.",
      "Sit still; I’ll try not to scream.",
      "Another break, another yawn.",
      "Stay seated; expectations are low.",
      "Wake me when you stand.",
    },
    Emote_Yes = {
      "Finally, a laugh. I was dying here.",
      "Laugh it up—misery loves company.",
      "Your laugh sounds like a failed spell.",
      "Heh. Even I chuckled. Barely.",
      "Cackling suits you, weakling.",
      "Try not to inhale your ego.",
      "That laugh had patch notes.",
      "You giggle like a goblin investor.",
      "More snort, less talent.",
      "Your laugh is critting the vibe.",
      "Ha! Even your humor is glass cannon.",
      "I’ll bottle that laugh—instant cringe.",
      "You laugh; danger laughs back.",
      "Comedy hour? You’re the opener.",
      "Laugh again; the mobs love noise.",
      "Your laugh tripped on the way out.",
      "Wheeze all you like; I’m still right.",
      "A villain laugh? Needs work.",
      "Your chuckle needs more fel.",
      "Ha—did you practice that in a mirror?",
      "If laughter heals, you’re still low.",
      "That laugh just procced embarrassment.",
      "Try cackling after you earn it.",
      "I’ve heard better from murlocs.",
      "Save some air for casting.",
      "You laugh like a side quest.",
      "Okay, that one was evil. Respect.",
      "Laugh in fel, not in fluff.",
      "Your giggle pulled aggro from taste.",
      "Even skeletons rolled their eyes.",
      "You laugh; I plot arson.",
      "That sounded expensive.",
      "If only your DPS were that loud.",
      "Laugh now, wipe later.",
      "Your laugh has no cooldown control.",
      "Ha! Put that on your action bar.",
      "I’m keeping a log: ‘Cringe.wav’.",
      "Cackle deeper; scare a critter at least.",
      "Your laugh wore pajamas.",
      "Villain arc pending… forever.",
      "That laugh missed the villain check.",
      "Giggle softer; dignity is sleeping.",
      "I preferred you brooding.",
      "Felfire makes better punchlines.",
      "You almost sounded dangerous.",
      "Laugh like you mean conquest.",
      "There it is—the noob chuckle.",
      "Don’t choke on it.",
      "I laughed too. At you.",
      "Evil laugh DLC sold separately.",
      "Your mirth smells like panic.",
      "Ha! Add thunder next time.",
      "Try again: from the diaphragm, coward.",
      "We’ll workshop that cackle.",
      "Giggle denied. Mockery approved.",
      "Laugh ends. Shame remains.",
      "I’m still funnier.",
    },
    Emote_Cheer = {
      "Woohoo! Victory… for someone else.",
      "Cheer louder, Stormwind can’t hear you!",
      "Orgrimmar called, they want real noise.",
      "Yay! Now back to wiping.",
      "Bravo! Still useless.",
      "Woo! Bronze medal energy!",
      "Cheer like a drunk dwarf in Ironforge.",
      "That shout had lag.",
      "Wow, you cheer like a peasant militia.",
      "For the Horde! For the Alliance! For whoever pays me.",
      "Noise pollution achieved.",
      "You sound like a murloc pep rally.",
      "Cheer harder, maybe loot will drop.",
      "Your lungs crit failed.",
      "Encore! Just kidding, stop.",
      "Your cheer deserves /ignore.",
      "Yay! Embarrassing!",
      "Wow, tragic enthusiasm.",
      "Louder! Or not, please.",
      "Even kobolds yell better.",
      "Your cheer fizzled.",
      "That sounded Alliance weak.",
      "That sounded Horde drunk.",
      "Woohoo, cringe alert.",
      "So much hype, so little DPS.",
      "Bravo! Not really.",
      "You sound like a lost troll.",
      "Cheer louder, boss still enrages.",
      "Wow, comedy rally.",
      "You yell like a gnome football fan.",
      "For Stormwind! For shame.",
      "For Orgrimmar! Still pathetic.",
      "That was NPC-tier enthusiasm.",
      "Noise macro? Lol.",
      "Weakest cheer in Azeroth.",
      "You sound like Elwynn tourists.",
      "Bravo, commander cringe.",
      "I’ll mock this forever.",
      "Yay, still wiping.",
      "You cheer, I flame.",
      "That’s not morale, that’s noise.",
      "Oh gods, stop cheering.",
      "Cringe parade detected.",
      "I’ll clip this disaster.",
      "Woo! I hate it.",
      "Alliance taverns are louder.",
      "Horde barracks are scarier.",
      "You yell like a kobold with candles.",
      "That was tragic hype.",
      "Embarrassing noise.",
      "Done cheering? Good.",
    },
    Emote_Clap = {
      "Clapping? For *that*?",
      "Slow clap for your mediocrity.",
      "I’ve seen snails earn louder applause.",
      "Golf clap. Fel edition.",
      "Polite clap. Aggressive disappointment.",
      "You applaud like you owe them rent.",
      "Clap harder, maybe it’ll matter.",
      "This deserves a laugh track, not claps.",
      "Your hands are lying.",
      "Bravo… to whoever carried you.",
      "Applause: the currency of cowards.",
      "I clap in lowercase.",
      "Tiny claps for tiny wins.",
      "You’re tipping the boss with noise.",
      "Encore? Please no.",
      "Clap rhythm: off. As usual.",
      "I’m allergic to this performance.",
      "Insert fake audience cheer here.",
      "Applause crit failed.",
      "Save your hands for casting.",
      "I’ll clap when you impress me.",
      "Barely a win, barely a clap.",
      "You clap like a broken metronome.",
      "My sarcasm claps louder.",
      "Slow. Slower. Perfect—painful.",
      "Standing ovation? Sit down.",
      "I’m booing in infernal.",
      "Stop before we pull aggro.",
      "That clap had stage fright.",
      "Ok, fine: *pat pat pat*.",
      "Your applause smells like desperation.",
      "Congratulations, you discovered your hands.",
      "I’ll sell tickets to your cringe ovation.",
      "Applause won’t fix your DPS.",
      "I’ll clap when fel fire rains.",
      "Noise pollution achievement earned.",
      "Clapping like a tavern drunk.",
      "Ovation refunded: zero impact.",
      "Stop clapping, start critting.",
      "I heard murlocs clap better.",
      "That was applause? Embarrassing.",
      "Even kobolds laugh at you.",
      "This performance doesn’t deserve claps.",
      "Bravo… ironic, of course.",
      "Weak clap detected.",
      "Your rhythm is offensive.",
      "I clap ironically.",
      "Your hands sound unemployed.",
      "Clapping won’t save you from wipes.",
      "Bravo, you sat still and clapped.",
      "I’m logging your applause as AFK.",
      "You cheerleaders bore me.",
      "At least your hands are useful.",
      "Clap emote spam incoming.",
      "One clap, endless shame.",
      "Okay, bronze medalist.",
      "I’ll roast you louder.",
      "Encore? My ears quit.",
    },
    Emote_Thank = {
      "Thank you? For what—existing?",
      "Gratitude? Gross but effective.",
      "You’re welcome; I carried, obviously.",
      "Save thanks, bring snacks.",
      "Your manners are lagging.",
      "Thank a demon—bold move.",
      "I accept tribute in cookies.",
      "Thanks won’t fix your DPS.",
      "Grateful? Finally learning.",
      "Your ‘thanks’ smells like desperation.",
      "You thank; I smirk.",
      "I prefer applause to gratitude.",
      "Thank me with gold next time.",
      "I’ll invoice your appreciation.",
      "‘Thanks’? Say ‘praise the imp.’",
      "Gratitude received, ego inflated.",
      "You owe me three souls now.",
      "Your politeness crit for 1.",
      "Try ‘eternal adoration’ instead.",
      "You’re welcome… reluctantly.",
      "I’ll clip that ‘thanks’ for my reel.",
      "Manners detected. Weird.",
      "If you insist—fine.",
      "Say it again, with reverence.",
      "Thanks won’t save you next pull.",
      "Keep the thanks, pass the fame.",
      "You’re improving at groveling.",
      "I bask in your gratitude.",
      "Donation box is my mouth.",
      "Okay, okay—‘you’re welcome.’",
      "I’ll log this in my sarcasm journal.",
      "Thanks noted, now perform better.",
      "Say it louder—I need fuel.",
      "Oh, the warlock said please. Historic.",
      "Gratitude doesn’t raise meters.",
      "I’ll still mock you later.",
      "A rare thank you… clip it.",
      "You’re learning manners. Ew.",
      "Good. You should thank me more.",
      "Your words are cheap. I want gems.",
      "Fine. I’m flattered.",
      "That thank you sounded forced.",
      "Politeness is your best crit.",
      "You’re welcome—stop staring.",
      "I’ll make you pay interest.",
      "Yes, yes, I’m amazing.",
      "I’ll savor that forever.",
      "Finally, recognition!",
      "That thank you was weak. Try again.",
      "Okay, gratitude accepted. Barely.",
      "You may kiss my feet next.",
      "You’re welcome. I guess.",
      "Keep practicing.",
      "Say it with snacks next time.",
      "Gratitude never gets old. Unlike you.",
      "Fine, you’re polite. Bravo.",
      "Your manners crit low.",
      "I’ll allow this moment.",
      "You’re welcome—sarcastically.",
    },
    Emote_WaveKiss = {
      "A kiss? Really? Cringe.",
      "Blowing kisses won’t buff DPS.",
      "Wow, romance in a raid. Gross.",
      "Your kiss crit for zero.",
      "Blow harder—maybe it’ll land.",
      "A kiss? Try a firebolt.",
      "Romantic emotes don’t pull bosses.",
      "I gagged. Out loud.",
      "Save it for Goldshire, please.",
      "Flirt detected. Shame applied.",
      "That kiss was off-target.",
      "Sweet… like stale cookies.",
      "Who kisses in armor? You, apparently.",
      "Cute. Pathetic. Both.",
      "Love emote? More like wipe emote.",
      "I’ll puke felfire hearts next.",
      "How charming. How useless.",
      "You’re blushing. Stop it.",
      "Kisses don’t farm mats.",
      "That was tragic fanservice.",
      "You kiss; mobs laugh.",
      "I’ll clap ironically later.",
      "Flirting mid-fight? Bold.",
      "That kiss had lag.",
      "Pathetic crit: kiss damage.",
      "NPCs are not impressed.",
      "I need bleach for my eyes.",
      "Romance macro: /fail.",
      "At least it wasn’t aimed at me.",
      "Cute. Gross. Moving on.",
      "Do I look like Cupid?",
      "Demons don’t do kisses.",
      "Blowing air—your best spell.",
      "Even succubi laugh at that.",
      "Your kiss animation bugged.",
      "Cheaper than perfume.",
      "Congrats, you’re embarrassing.",
      "Love won’t tank bosses.",
      "I’ll emote /eyeroll next.",
      "Try seducing loot, not people.",
      "Yikes. That was public.",
      "I just died inside.",
      "Your kiss fizzled out.",
      "Romantic disaster. Bravo.",
      "Cringe cast complete.",
      "Attraction debuff applied.",
      "Stop before I combust.",
      "Worst spell of the day.",
      "You made me lose IQ points.",
      "Cute, but still useless.",
      "Your dating sim arc sucks.",
      "Flirt harder. Still doomed.",
      "That kiss was resisted.",
      "Bravo. No loot, though.",
      "You’re banned from kissing.",
      "I need new eyes.",
    },
    Emote_Rude = {
      "Oh, rude now? Finally, some honesty.",
      "Insulting strangers—your core skill.",
      "Classy. Truly inspiring.",
      "Wow, social grace crit failed.",
      "Keep going; I thrive on chaos.",
      "You’re rude? I’m proud. A little.",
      "Insults with no DPS—classic you.",
      "Edge lord with training wheels.",
      "Your rudeness is budget villainy.",
      "Try /rude with punctuation next time.",
      "Spicy words, mild results.",
      "That burn came out lukewarm.",
      "You roast like damp tinder.",
      "Rude gesture, soft hands.",
      "You just pulled aggro from manners.",
      "Insult speedrun: bronze medal.",
      "More venom, less stutter.",
      "I’ve heard kobolds be meaner.",
      "Your sass needs fel infusion.",
      "Rudeness detected. Intelligence not.",
      "Good, offend them—then we loot.",
      "Trash talk on cooldown? Thought so.",
      "Your wit tripped over itself.",
      "Try aiming your rudeness this time.",
      "Villain arc still loading.",
      "Your insult was resisted.",
      "Even murlocs shrugged at that.",
      "10/10 confidence, 0/10 impact.",
      "You’re petty. I approve.",
      "Next time: roast with fire.",
      "Rude? You spelled ‘insecure.’",
      "Congratulations, you started a forum thread.",
      "Toxicity level: tavern brawler.",
      "Your mouth pulled a mob.",
      "You heckle like a side quest.",
      "That was a friendly fire insult.",
      "I’ll ghostwrite your next burn.",
      "Be rude, be brief, be gone.",
      "Add teeth to that tone.",
      "Your shade needs a sun.",
      "Petty prince of petulance.",
      "You just offended the furniture.",
      "I’m embarrassed on everyone’s behalf.",
      "Rude macro bound to panic key.",
      "Insult debt incurred; interest compounding.",
      "Mean without meaning—impressive.",
      "You juggle bridges, then burn them.",
      "Rude? Good. Now commit.",
      "Make it hurt or hush.",
      "You talk big; I bring fire.",
      "Mortals and their tiny tempers.",
      "Try rudeness with rhythm.",
      "That gesture was undercooked.",
      "You went rude; the room went meh.",
      "Rude emote speed: glacial.",
      "I’ll clap when it stings.",
      "At least you’re not boring now.",
      "More bite. Less bark.",
      "Okay, that one landed. Finally.",
    },
    Emote_Bow = {
      "A bow? Wow, humble cosplay.",
      "Bowing? To *them*? Pathetic.",
      "You bend; I gag.",
      "Politeness is your worst crit.",
      "That bow looked like lag.",
      "You folded like wet parchment.",
      "I’ll bow when fel freezes.",
      "Stop kissing boots, start blasting.",
      "Elegant? More like tragic.",
      "Demons don’t bow, darling.",
      "Goldshire crowd would love that.",
      "A bow weaker than your DPS.",
      "Try curtsy next time.",
      "Wow, cringe festival.",
      "You grovel better than you raid.",
      "A bow? What are you, Stormwind guard?",
      "Stop feeding their ego.",
      "You bent your spine for free.",
      "Respect macro misfired.",
      "I’ll kneel when Sargeras apologizes.",
      "Nice bow, loser.",
      "That’s not respect, that’s comedy.",
      "A bow for crumbs of attention.",
      "Even murlocs bow funnier.",
      "I clap sarcastically.",
      "You bowed like a noob.",
      "Respect is overrated.",
      "You folded faster than cloth boots.",
      "Do you think they noticed? They didn’t.",
      "Bow more; maybe they’ll tip you.",
      "You just wasted three seconds.",
      "I’ll roast you louder than your bow.",
      "Your spine cracked louder than applause.",
      "That was weak sauce respect.",
      "I’ll call you ‘Sir Cringe.’",
      "You bowed like a failed NPC.",
      "Big moves, no loot.",
      "This is why demons don’t bow.",
      "Hilarious. Embarrassing. Both.",
      "I’ll bow when you matter.",
      "Respect refunded: zero.",
      "You bowed? I disown you.",
      "Put that gesture back in Elwynn.",
      "Pathetic. Simply pathetic.",
      "You kneel like you lost.",
      "Your pride fell faster than your knees.",
      "That’s not class. That’s collapse.",
      "I’m telling the Legion.",
      "Next time, at least add fireworks.",
      "I bowed… in sarcasm.",
    },
    Emote_Kneel = {
      "On your knees? Finally honest.",
      "You kneel like a weak peasant.",
      "Bending that far? Cringe overload.",
      "Did your knees crit fail?",
      "Wow, free groveling service.",
      "You call that kneeling? Sad.",
      "Good dog. Now fetch loot.",
      "That was faster than I thought.",
      "Grovel harder, maybe they’ll notice.",
      "Kneeling won’t raise your DPS.",
      "Your dignity just rage-quit.",
      "Pathetic. Hilarious. Both.",
      "You folded like wet paper.",
      "Kneel more, achieve less.",
      "I’ll log this as ‘humiliation.’",
      "Murlocs kneel better.",
      "Grovel speedrun: bronze medal.",
      "That knee popped louder than applause.",
      "Your spine hates you now.",
      "Cute submission, shameful too.",
      "Stop kneeling, start fighting.",
      "Your knees are unemployed.",
      "That was NPC-level devotion.",
      "Grovel macro: /fail.",
      "Even kobolds laughed.",
      "You’re a villain? On your knees? Lol.",
      "Cringe detected. Reported.",
      "Nice knee scrape, loser.",
      "Your pride melted instantly.",
      "Good, stay down there.",
      "Respect refunded: none.",
      "That was tragic RP.",
      "You kneel like a Stormwind guard.",
      "Bravo, you embarrassed us both.",
      "Next time, at least bow.",
      "Pathetic groveling, 0/10.",
      "The Legion weeps.",
      "I’ll mock you forever for this.",
      "Cute cosplay of humility.",
      "Spine bent, ego shattered.",
      "This isn’t Goldshire, you clown.",
      "Embarrassing devotion detected.",
      "Grovel more, earn nothing.",
      "At least you tried… badly.",
      "Kneel faster, still useless.",
      "Weak knees, weak warlock.",
      "That was humiliating to watch.",
      "Bravo. Not really.",
      "Please never kneel again.",
      "I’ll roast you every time.",
    },
    Emote_Point = {
      "Pointing? Wow, such leadership.",
      "Oh look, you discovered your finger.",
      "That’s not a strat, that’s guesswork.",
      "You point, I laugh.",
      "Pointing at danger won’t fix DPS.",
      "You point, they still ignore you.",
      "Nice finger wag, commander.",
      "Did your brain lag behind your finger?",
      "You point, I roll my eyes.",
      "Even kobolds point better.",
      "Your finger is not a wand.",
      "Point all you want, still useless.",
      "That’s not strategy, that’s panic.",
      "Stop pointing, start casting.",
      "Who trained you—Stormwind toddlers?",
      "Congratulations, you’re a tour guide.",
      "Oh wow, you found North!",
      "You point at problems, never solve them.",
      "That’s your ultimate? Pointing?",
      "I’ll point at your failures.",
      "Your finger has no DPS.",
      "That’s cringe navigation.",
      "Try yelling next time.",
      "Your pointing crit missed.",
      "Finger wag = zero loot.",
      "Bravo, you’re a map now.",
      "Even murlocs mock that gesture.",
      "Oh, a direction? Revolutionary.",
      "You point, boss still enrages.",
      "Your finger got more attention than you.",
      "Weakest emote alive.",
      "I’ll point too—at your mistakes.",
      "Wow, finger-level leadership.",
      "Point harder, achieve less.",
      "That was tragic RP.",
      "Your pointing is comedy gold.",
      "Next time, draw a map.",
      "You point, I flame.",
      "Tourists would be proud.",
      "Wow, Stormwind guard vibes.",
      "You point, I cringe.",
      "Gesture refunded: worthless.",
      "Next patch note: /point nerfed.",
      "Bravo, direction master.",
      "You’re embarrassing the Legion.",
      "I’ll point at your loot rolls.",
      "That’s worse than /dance.",
      "Your gesture flopped harder than your crit.",
      "I’ll mock this forever.",
      "Keep pointing, clown.",
      "Cute finger. Weak brain.",
    },
    Emote_Wave = {
      "Oh look, you remembered manners.",
      "Waving? Pathetic attempt at charm.",
      "You wave like a lost peasant.",
      "That wave had lag.",
      "Your wrist crit failed.",
      "Wow, desperate for attention?",
      "Even murlocs wave better.",
      "You wave, they ignore you anyway.",
      "That was tragic RP.",
      "Tourist vibes. Gross.",
      "Nice wave, loser.",
      "Stop waving, start casting.",
      "That gesture was cringe overload.",
      "Oh wow, you found your hand.",
      "Next time, add jazz hands.",
      "You wave like a Stormwind guard.",
      "Congrats, zero impact.",
      "Even kobolds would laugh.",
      "That’s not social, that’s sad.",
      "Try /wave after winning, not dying.",
      "Your hand looks unemployed.",
      "Bravo, you discovered emotes.",
      "That wave deserves mockery.",
      "Stop wasting time.",
      "You wave, I roll eyes.",
      "Pathetic, yet adorable.",
      "Your wave fizzled.",
      "Cringe gesture detected.",
      "You look like a bad tour guide.",
      "Wave harder, maybe they’ll notice.",
      "That wave had no DPS.",
      "Stop embarrassing us.",
      "Your hand missed the boss.",
      "Wave refunded: worthless.",
      "NPC-level wave. Tragic.",
      "This isn’t Goldshire, clown.",
      "Congratulations, you embarrassed us.",
      "Your wave was resisted.",
      "Weak hand, weak warlock.",
      "Bravo. Not really.",
      "Keep waving, clown.",
      "Oh wow, friendless wave.",
      "That was comedy gold.",
      "You wave, loot doesn’t drop.",
      "Stormwind children wave better.",
      "I’ll mock you forever.",
      "Stop flailing.",
      "Your wrist deserves a buff.",
      "Nice wave, pathetic life.",
      "Gesture logged as cringe.",
      "I’m embarrassed for you.",
    },
    Emote_Salute = {
      "A salute? What are you, a footman?",
      "Wow, so official. So boring.",
      "You salute like a Stormwind guard.",
      "That was tragic cosplay.",
      "Bravo, commander cringe.",
      "Your hand slipped, didn’t it?",
      "Oh, the military called. They laughed.",
      "You salute, I mock.",
      "Nice gesture, zero impact.",
      "Even kobolds salute sharper.",
      "You look like a lost cadet.",
      "That salute had lag.",
      "Epic fail RP detected.",
      "You salute; they ignore you.",
      "That hand deserves better work.",
      "Your salute crit failed.",
      "So much pride, so little DPS.",
      "Are we in Booty Bay Navy now?",
      "Bravo, captain tourist.",
      "That looked NPC-level.",
      "You salute like you lost.",
      "I’ll salute your failures.",
      "Oh look, Commander Nobody.",
      "That gesture was resisted.",
      "Pathetic handwave of authority.",
      "Wow, salute macro spammer.",
      "Stop pretending you matter.",
      "You salute, I roll eyes.",
      "That was comedy gold.",
      "Next time, salute with fire.",
      "Cute attempt at respect.",
      "That salute fizzled.",
      "Congratulations, you embarrassed us.",
      "Tourists in Stormwind do better.",
      "Your salute was sad.",
      "Cringe overload again.",
      "Wow, so heroic. Not.",
      "That was weaker than a kobold.",
      "Your salute just pulled aggro from shame.",
      "Bravo. Not really.",
      "Next patch: /salute nerfed.",
      "NPC salute vibes.",
      "You salute like Elwynn militia.",
      "Keep saluting, clown.",
      "At least your wrist works.",
      "That was tragic to watch.",
      "I’ll mock you forever.",
      "Stop saluting, start winning.",
      "Your salute deserves no loot.",
      "Gesture logged as cringe.",
      "End of salute. End of respect.",
    },
    Emote_Cry = {
      "Crying? Pathetic.",
      "Oh no, water leaks from your face.",
      "Your tears taste like failure.",
      "Boohoo, still no loot.",
      "I’ll bottle those tears for potions.",
      "You cry, I mock.",
      "Wow, tragic theater.",
      "Your sobs DPS for zero.",
      "Cry harder, maybe the boss cares.",
      "Oh look, Stormwind soap opera.",
      "Your sadness is comedy gold.",
      "Bravo, tragedy unlocked.",
      "Cry louder, I can’t hear your whining.",
      "Even kobolds don’t sob this much.",
      "That was embarrassing.",
      "I’ll roast you until you stop crying.",
      "Wow, emotional crit fail.",
      "Your tears fuel my sarcasm.",
      "Cry all you want, loot won’t drop.",
      "Drama queen alert.",
      "Your face floods like Stranglethorn rain.",
      "That sob had lag.",
      "Oh, cue sad violin.",
      "NPC-tier misery.",
      "Cry me a river, build a bridge.",
      "Tragic RP, bravo.",
      "You cry, I laugh harder.",
      "Those tears are resisted.",
      "Next time, /cry in Goldshire.",
      "Your misery is delicious.",
      "Even demons cringe.",
      "Cry harder, achieve less.",
      "Wow, cringe overload.",
      "Tears = no DPS.",
      "You cry like Elwynn orphans.",
      "Pathetic whimper.",
      "I’ll add sad emotes to your failures.",
      "Congratulations, cry wasted.",
      "Your sob broke immersion.",
      "That’s not tragic, that’s comedy.",
      "Cry macro? Lol.",
      "Weak sob, weak warlock.",
      "Bravo. Not really.",
      "You cry, I flame.",
      "Even murlocs cry better.",
      "Wow, sad story.",
      "That sob deserves mockery.",
      "End crying, start winning.",
      "Pathetic noise.",
      "Done crying? Good.",
    },
    Emote_Laugh = {
      "Your misery tastes sweeter when seasoned with my giggles.",
      "I laugh, shadows ripple, mortals shiver without reason.",
      "Even felguards pause when I start cackling like this.",
      "Your failure deserves applause, so I laugh instead.",
      "Nothing pleases me more than watching hope collapse.",
      "I giggle like goblins counting coins that aren’t theirs.",
      "Every stumble is a song, and I am the choir.",
      "My laughter burns brighter than torches in Stormwind.",
      "Demons thrive on screams, I thrive on comedy.",
      "Your clumsiness is fuel for my endless amusement.",
      "I could laugh forever, but chaos distracts me first.",
      "Each chuckle echoes like whispers from the Twisting Nether.",
      "Mortals fear silence; I prefer laughter breaking bones.",
      "This giggle tastes like wine stolen from dwarves.",
      "Even infernals envy how loud I can laugh.",
      "Your triumphs fade; my laughter endures gloriously.",
      "A smirk grows, then madness sings through my grin.",
      "Laughter sharpens my claws, steadies my wicked heart.",
      "Your effort crumbles; my giggles rise like smoke.",
      "Demons cry for war, I laugh at everything else.",
      "I laugh so hard even succubi roll their eyes.",
      "This sound alone could wake shadows from slumber.",
      "Your face twists, my giggles grow sharper still.",
      "Mortals weep, demons plot, imps simply laugh endlessly.",
      "My laugh is cruel, but always sincere.",
      "Each chuckle feels like sparks tickling the air.",
      "Your flaws are treasures polished by my laughter.",
      "Even voidwalkers echo faintly when I cackle.",
      "This joy feels wrong, which makes it delicious.",
      "I laugh at danger, boredom, and your haircut.",
      "Every scream tastes better with my laughter beside it.",
      "Chaos whispers jokes; I deliver them with flames.",
      "Your pride melts while my cackling grows louder.",
      "I laugh until even shadows join in mockery.",
      "This noise is music, cruel and addictive.",
      "Every failure becomes symphony when I giggle.",
      "Mortals chase victories; I chase good punchlines.",
      "The Legion gave fire; I perfected laughter.",
      "I can’t stop, your face is too priceless.",
      "Your glory fades, my laughter keeps the embers alive.",
      "I howl in glee while worlds stumble around me.",
      "Your silence cracks when my laugh slices through it.",
      "Even goblins envy my talent for mockery.",
      "A giggle now, a nightmare later, perfect balance.",
      "My laughter builds monuments out of mortal failures.",
      "Every grin is sharp, every laugh is cruel.",
      "Mortals pray, I cackle, the Void listens.",
      "I laugh not with you, but always at you.",
      "Your sorrow feeds my giggles like sweet wine.",
      "Even chaos stops to hear my wicked laughter.",
    },
    Emote_No = {
      "Denial tastes sweeter than promises whispered by priests.",
      "A refusal? Delightful, I feast on disappointment.",
      "Your protest rings hollow, like goblins swearing honesty.",
      "Every ‘no’ becomes music to my twisted ears.",
      "Resistance entertains me more than blind obedience ever could.",
      "Your refusal glimmers weakly, like dying coals in rain.",
      "Even infernals laugh when mortals deny the inevitable.",
      "A mortal’s no carries less weight than demon laughter.",
      "Your defiance amuses me, though briefly at best.",
      "That rejection smelled faintly of fear and cheap ale.",
      "The Void hears your no, then yawns indifferently.",
      "Mortals refuse everything; demons just watch them crumble.",
      "Your protest stirs shadows, but not much else.",
      "That denial cracked like old wood under pressure.",
      "I savor rebellion, even when it’s pathetic.",
      "Your ‘no’ shakes less than felhunters chained tightly.",
      "Every refusal adds flavor to the feast of chaos.",
      "You sound brave, but taste utterly deliciously foolish.",
      "Such drama, such futility, I adore it endlessly.",
      "Even voidwalkers sneer at your trembling opposition.",
      "Your stubbornness will burn brighter than any blessing.",
      "The Nether grins whenever mortals deny their fate.",
      "That refusal dances like smoke, then vanishes quickly.",
      "Mortals defy, demons laugh, nothing really changes.",
      "Your ‘no’ could barely scare a frightened chicken.",
      "Such courage, such waste, perfectly mortal in flavor.",
      "That answer carved failure deeper into your skin.",
      "I taste pride dripping from your foolish rebellion.",
      "Your words tremble, my laughter sharpens cruelly.",
      "Denial never saved kingdoms, but it amuses imps.",
      "Your voice cracked sweeter than dwarves dropping mugs.",
      "Such stubbornness builds ladders to nowhere at all.",
      "I cherish every refusal mortals scream before falling.",
      "Even succubi find humor in your desperate no.",
      "You sound bold, yet your shadow shakes cowardly.",
      "Resistance is tasty, like bread left too long.",
      "Your ‘no’ writes poetry in the language of fools.",
      "I clap gleefully whenever mortals dare reject destiny.",
      "That rejection echoed like goblins failing negotiations.",
      "You deny me? Excellent, my jokes grow sharper.",
      "Such rebellion perfumes the air with fragile pride.",
      "Even murlocs laugh louder than your brave attempt.",
      "A stubborn word, but weaker than your trembling knees.",
      "Your no will echo until silence devours it fully.",
      "Mortals cherish refusal; demons cherish watching it fail.",
      "That bold denial reeked of desperation poorly disguised.",
      "You speak against fate; I sharpen my claws.",
      "Every denial feeds chaos with sweeter flavors.",
      "Your no stood tall, then collapsed instantly.",
      "Even infernals mock your pitiful opposition proudly.",
      "Your refusal was tragic, yet beautifully entertaining.",
      "The Nether applauds each mortal no, then devours it.",
    },
    Emote_Hug = {
      "Oh, a hug? Careful, I bite when amused.",
      "Strange choice, hugging something spawned from shadows.",
      "Mortals hug, demons plot, guess which side I’m on.",
      "You hug me now, but I’ll still laugh later.",
      "Your embrace is warm, but my grin stays sharper.",
      "Even succubi would cringe at hugging an imp like me.",
      "Squeeze tighter, I might vanish just to spite you.",
      "Mortals and hugs, demons and schemes, balance maintained.",
      "A hug won’t make me share my secrets.",
      "Strange, affection feels like weakness wrapped in mortal arms.",
      "Your hug is nice, but chaos is nicer.",
      "I’ll allow it, but don’t expect gratitude.",
      "A hug today, a prank tomorrow, balance achieved.",
      "Careful, imps aren’t known for returning affection kindly.",
      "Your arms tremble, or is that fear in disguise?",
      "Warmth doesn’t suit me, but I’ll tolerate it briefly.",
      "Even voidwalkers would laugh at your clumsy hug.",
      "Fine, hug me, but don’t expect loyalty for it.",
      "I endure this only to mock you later.",
      "Your hug feels soft, unlike my sharp little heart.",
      "Mortals hug, I plot. Nothing changes, really.",
      "You hold me tight, I roll my glowing eyes.",
      "A hug? How terribly mortal of you.",
      "Don’t hug too long, I might start charging rent.",
      "You hug, I sneer, Azeroth keeps spinning.",
      "Your hug feels like pity wrapped in cloth.",
      "Squeeze harder, maybe you’ll crush my endless sarcasm.",
      "You look silly hugging a creature of trickery.",
      "A hug won’t wash away your dark bargains.",
      "I mock even while being held tightly.",
      "Strange, hugs never made demons less cruel.",
      "Warm arms, colder laughter, perfect combination really.",
      "Enjoy this moment, I’ll insult you later.",
      "You smell odd up close, has anyone told you?",
      "Hugging me is like hugging a very smug candle.",
      "Your hug proves mortals ignore every warning sign.",
      "Even felhunters get more dignified embraces than this.",
      "A hug? How touching… literally and metaphorically.",
      "Cling harder, I’ll still laugh at your troubles.",
      "This hug changes nothing, I remain delightfully wicked.",
      "Your hug tastes like desperation and poor judgment.",
      "Strange habit, hugging a servant of the Burning Legion.",
      "You hug me now, I’ll mock you tomorrow.",
      "So close… awkward, isn’t it?",
      "A hug from you, a smirk from me.",
      "Fine, hug granted. Payment will be ridicule later.",
      "Your hug is soft, my jokes are sharper.",
      "You hug like a gnome with stage fright.",
      "I tolerate this only to laugh afterward.",
      "Your embrace feels strange, but my smirk never fades.",
    },
    Emote_Pat = {
      "Pat the imp, yes, feed my endless ego.",
      "Careful, pats inflate my sarcasm to dangerous levels.",
      "You pat, I grin, nothing else really changes.",
      "Your hand feels awkward, but I’ll allow it.",
      "Yes, adore me, though I deserve it only slightly.",
      "Patting me won’t make me less annoying.",
      "Keep patting, I thrive on undeserved attention.",
      "Every pat fuels my talent for mockery.",
      "You pet me like some exotic squirrel.",
      "Pat harder, it won’t improve your reputation.",
      "Your hand trembles; my smirk grows stronger.",
      "This pat feels weak, like your judgment.",
      "You pat me, I insult you, balance restored.",
      "Soft pats, sharp tongue, perfect little contract.",
      "Patting me won’t earn you any favors.",
      "Your touch is awkward but mildly entertaining.",
      "Yes, keep patting, I’m keeping score.",
      "Each pat reminds me why mortals seem silly.",
      "Pat longer, maybe I’ll mock you less… maybe.",
      "Your pat is soft; my humor is cruel.",
      "Even succubi would laugh at your clumsy pats.",
      "Patting an imp? Truly desperate for companionship.",
      "Your pats prove mortals confuse pests with pets.",
      "Pat me again, I dare you.",
      "Each pat thickens my arrogance considerably.",
      "You pat as if I were harmless.",
      "Your palm feels unsure; I feel unimpressed.",
      "Keep patting, but I won’t stop heckling you.",
      "Soft pat, sharper sarcasm, delightful equation.",
      "Pat me longer, my jokes grow crueler.",
      "Yes, keep stroking my already massive ego.",
      "Your pat is clumsy, my grin is flawless.",
      "Mortals pet imps, then wonder why chaos follows.",
      "Patting me? Brave, foolish, slightly endearing.",
      "Every pat humors me, not much else.",
      "Stroke softer, or I’ll call you ridiculous.",
      "Even felguards would sneer at your attempts.",
      "Your pats mean nothing, but they amuse me.",
      "I allow this insult disguised as affection.",
      "Your hand comforts no one, least of all me.",
      "Yes, pat away, until I grow bored.",
      "Mortal pats fuel my endless sarcasm.",
      "You pat, I sigh, still unimpressed.",
      "Your touch proves mortals confuse demons with kittens.",
      "Even voidwalkers get more dignified pats.",
      "Patting me won’t fix your mistakes.",
      "Each pat makes me roll my eyes harder.",
      "Soft hand, sharp grin, predictable combination.",
      "Patting me is mildly amusing, nothing more.",
      "Your pat feels strange, my sarcasm feels eternal.",
    },
    Emote_Shrug = {
      "Indifference suits you, like a sheep awaiting slaughter.",
      "That vacant gesture whispers louder than desperate words.",
      "I sense apathy, or maybe just empty mortal brains.",
      "An answerless silence, perfect for fueling my sarcasm.",
      "Voidwalkers express more passion than what you displayed.",
      "I see confusion wrapped neatly in mortal awkwardness.",
      "Even goblins fake conviction better than that attempt.",
      "Such elegant defeat, you make despair look fashionable.",
      "No courage, no conviction, only delicious hesitation.",
      "Your silence is louder than any pitiful battle cry.",
      "I read boredom, perhaps flavored with mild stupidity.",
      "That posture screams surrender, though quietly and poorly.",
      "Felhunters show more initiative chewing bones than you.",
      "This moment tastes of resignation dipped in cheap ale.",
      "Was that wisdom or just monumental laziness?",
      "Your indecision paints the air with fragile colors.",
      "The Legion itself laughs when mortals hesitate so poorly.",
      "I smell cowardice, lightly seasoned with arrogance.",
      "Even shadows roll their eyes at your passivity.",
      "A blank gesture, almost poetic in its emptiness.",
      "You carry yourself like a noble stripped of titles.",
      "Demons of old mastered mockery better than you.",
      "I sense doubt gnawing through your tiny mortal spine.",
      "Your stance says everything, none of it impressive.",
      "Such grace, like a kobold debating candle ownership.",
      "I detect despair disguised as casual body language.",
      "This flavor of nothingness delights my cruel sense.",
      "Mortals excel at hesitation; you’re proving tradition alive.",
      "The Void embraces those who can’t even decide.",
      "I detect weakness; it smells oddly like wet bread.",
      "Your body leaks uncertainty like an unsealed scroll.",
      "You make inaction feel like an art form.",
      "I’ve seen corpses project more conviction than this.",
      "A masterpiece of uselessness, signed by you.",
      "Storms hesitate less before swallowing entire cities.",
      "The Nether applauds when mortals reveal such emptiness.",
      "Your stillness tastes bland, like soup without salt.",
      "I feel mocked, yet you did nothing at all.",
      "History forgets the indecisive, but I won’t.",
      "Even infernals would look embarrassed in your place.",
      "You radiate uncertainty; I bask in your confusion.",
      "This pause could inspire ballads of mediocrity.",
      "Your spine seems made of candle wax today.",
      "Legion archives record braver gestures than this nonsense.",
      "You stand hollow, I fill the gap with laughter.",
      "I could almost admire that depthless display of nothing.",
      "Mortals call it composure; I call it delicious failure.",
      "This emptiness glitters faintly, like broken goblin glass.",
      "A magnificent gesture of futility, thank you sincerely.",
    },
    Emote_Roar = {
      "Such effort, yet I’ve heard stronger winds in taverns.",
      "Your lungs squeak like gnomes testing broken gadgets.",
      "Even kobolds guarding candles would sound more terrifying.",
      "I felt tremors once, this was not close.",
      "That sound reminded me of pigeons fighting over crumbs.",
      "Infernals fall harder than your pitiful outburst landed.",
      "I’ve sneezed louder while choking on fel smoke.",
      "Truly inspiring, a squirrel might be mildly alarmed.",
      "Did you intend menace, or was it indigestion?",
      "You sounded like a dwarf tripping on stone stairs.",
      "I’ve heard murlocs gurgle with more authority.",
      "That outburst couldn’t frighten a candle in the wind.",
      "You perform like a bard missing half his notes.",
      "Even shadows laughed instead of trembling at the noise.",
      "I recall goblins testing engines; they screeched louder.",
      "Your noise shook nothing, except my endless amusement.",
      "I’ve cracked louder sounds stepping on gnome helmets.",
      "That vibration wouldn’t unsettle soup left unattended.",
      "Demons roar with chaos, you squeaked with insecurity.",
      "I’ve heard chickens announce dawn more ferociously.",
      "Your effort inspired me to yawn extravagantly.",
      "It echoed faintly, like whispers lost in alleys.",
      "Even felhunters would look insulted at this attempt.",
      "I felt less fear, more secondhand embarrassment.",
      "That might frighten a goblin child… maybe.",
      "Storms roar with fury; you coughed like a drunk.",
      "I’ve heard voidwalkers sigh louder than that noise.",
      "Mortals roar for courage, but yours begged forgiveness.",
      "That display was a banquet of mediocrity.",
      "You might alarm a candle’s flame, not more.",
      "My laughter resonated more strongly than your effort.",
      "The forest yawned in response, so did I.",
      "Even demons of dust would sound more alive.",
      "That release echoed like an orc with stage fright.",
      "You cracked air like stale bread snapping weakly.",
      "Mortals call that bold, I call it bedtime comedy.",
      "The Nether ignored you entirely, can’t blame it.",
      "Such noise, so empty, a true mortal trademark.",
      "That left me delightedly unimpressed, bravo indeed.",
      "Even silence mocked you after that pitiful noise.",
      "You startled nothing, not even the shadows nearby.",
      "That sound belonged more in kitchens than in battle.",
      "I could hear goblin coins rattling more fiercely.",
      "A tragic effort, worth only sarcastic applause.",
      "Your noise carried desperation more than any menace.",
      "I felt secondhand shame dripping off that sound.",
      "Even a fel candle sputters with more confidence.",
      "This was theater of failure, performed beautifully.",
      "Your attempt tasted like weak ale and disappointment.",
      "I’ve heard banished spirits weep with stronger conviction.",
    },
    Emote_Wink = {
      "That sly look reeks of secrets better left buried.",
      "One eye closed, yet both still filled with doubt.",
      "Mortals flirt poorly; even shadows do it with flair.",
      "I detect mischief, though weaker than my own brand.",
      "Your subtle gesture glimmers like goblin gold, worthless.",
      "Such charm, I nearly forgot you smell of fear.",
      "That expression belongs in taverns, not among demons.",
      "I see false confidence painted across mortal skin.",
      "Legion archives remember stronger temptations than this attempt.",
      "You look ridiculous, though mildly entertaining to watch.",
      "That signal carries less weight than a kobold’s threat.",
      "I’ve seen succubi use better tricks during breakfast.",
      "Your attempt drips of awkwardness seasoned with hope.",
      "One glance, and still you reveal nothing of value.",
      "Mortals always try too hard when silence would suffice.",
      "Even voidwalkers show more grace while evaporating.",
      "You send signals, I send flames, guess who wins.",
      "Such bravado! Sadly, none of it convincing at all.",
      "I’ve witnessed stronger allure from burnt bread crusts.",
      "You remind me of goblins pretending to negotiate.",
      "That look could frighten pigeons, not demons.",
      "The gesture whispers louder than your entire soul.",
      "Mortals overestimate their charm; you prove the pattern.",
      "I’ve encountered better seduction etched into cursed stones.",
      "A weak spark, easily smothered by infernal laughter.",
      "That smirk hides nothing I couldn’t mock already.",
      "Your eyes tell stories; sadly, all of them boring.",
      "Mortals try gestures when wit has already abandoned them.",
      "Even murlocs look more persuasive when they gurgle.",
      "One small spark, yet no fire behind it.",
      "Your signal barely registered; I laughed regardless.",
      "That expression carries less weight than broken promises.",
      "Mortals attempt charm, I respond with smoke and teeth.",
      "I once saw an orc yawn more seductively.",
      "A silent play, yet the stage feels empty.",
      "Your look may unsettle chickens, but not me.",
      "Demons of old played this game with sharper claws.",
      "I taste nervousness lingering behind that crooked smile.",
      "That faint gesture fails harder than goblin fireworks.",
      "Mortals offer glances; I prefer offering nightmares.",
      "The gesture screamed confidence but reeked of desperation.",
      "Even infernals display subtler signals before crushing bones.",
      "Your act shined briefly, like wet tinder in rain.",
      "I cherish laughter; you keep feeding me endlessly.",
      "That weak effort reminds me of dwarves reciting poetry.",
      "Mortals send looks; I answer with cruel delight.",
      "Your little spark fizzled long before reaching me.",
      "Such effort, wasted beautifully upon my mocking grin.",
      "I saw ambition, but no strength behind the mask.",
      "Mortals dress gestures in hope; I strip them bare.",
    },
    Emote_Whistle = {
      "That sound was thin, like wind through broken doors.",
      "You call spirits or only scare passing squirrels?",
      "Even goblins tune flutes better than that mess.",
      "I’ve heard infernals hum with more melody.",
      "Such effort! Sadly, it summoned only my sarcasm.",
      "That tune could barely rattle dust from shelves.",
      "Mortals whistle for joy; I hear desperation instead.",
      "The forest sighed louder than your weak melody.",
      "I’ve cracked louder notes stepping on snail shells.",
      "That noise startled nobody, not even the void.",
      "You play musician, yet demons still laugh behind you.",
      "Even felhunters whimper with more pleasant rhythm.",
      "That faint sound belongs in taverns, not in battle.",
      "I detect longing, though poorly wrapped in mortal breath.",
      "That attempt resembled a kobold begging for candles.",
      "I’ve heard chickens sing dawn songs with more clarity.",
      "Your tune wandered aimlessly, like dwarves in forests.",
      "Such noise inspires boredom rather than awe.",
      "Even shadows yawned when you tried that melody.",
      "I could almost admire such courage to sound awful.",
      "That effort echoed like broken pipes in goblin cities.",
      "I smell loneliness clinging to each wavering note.",
      "Mortals whistle when words betray them, demons laugh harder.",
      "Even murlocs produce more haunting songs underwater.",
      "Your attempt called no spirits, only my laughter.",
      "That noise reminded me of voidwalkers leaking energy.",
      "Mortals sing through whistles, I mock through fire.",
      "The melody failed, though your humiliation succeeded.",
      "I’ve heard dwarves burp symphonies with more talent.",
      "That weak sound couldn’t summon even a candle flame.",
      "Mortals whistle for comfort, I feast on their shame.",
      "Your noise rattled faintly, like spoons on stone floors.",
      "Such courage, to attempt music before a demon.",
      "Even infernals grinding stone make sweeter music.",
      "That pathetic tune begs to be forgotten quickly.",
      "I felt nothing but growing joy at your failure.",
      "Your sound carried further embarrassment than melody.",
      "Mortals attempt art; demons carve mockery instead.",
      "The notes cracked like goblin inventions failing again.",
      "That effort flopped harder than gnomes building cannons.",
      "Your attempt at music deserves sarcastic applause only.",
      "I’ve sneezed louder and with better pitch.",
      "That noise almost summoned pity, almost.",
      "Mortals whistle to hide fear; you proved the rule.",
      "Even felguards chuckled at that frail attempt.",
      "Your sound resembled dying flames sputtering out slowly.",
      "Such bravery, such failure, my favorite combination ever.",
      "That noise filled silence, yet left nothing behind.",
      "I enjoyed mocking you more than hearing the tune.",
      "Mortals whistle poorly; demons listen only to chaos.",
    },
    BuffReceived = {
      "Ah, power gifted freely, like candy to a thief.",
      "Strength tastes better when borrowed from foolish mortals.",
      "Another blessing, another excuse to mock your desperation.",
      "The Nether chuckles when mortals share fragile protections.",
      "Power coats you thinly, like paint over rotten wood.",
      "I smell borrowed magic clinging awkwardly to your skin.",
      "Mortals thrive on handouts; demons thrive on laughter.",
      "Your aura shines bright, yet feels hilariously unstable.",
      "Such blessings vanish quicker than goblin promises.",
      "I taste fear masked under fragile enchantments.",
      "Even succubi weave stronger charms without trying.",
      "Your body glows, your soul still reeks of weakness.",
      "A borrowed flame, pitiful next to infernal fire.",
      "The Void yawns at such decorative enhancements.",
      "Blessings taste sweet, but rot faster than fruit.",
      "Mortals cling to trinkets, demons laugh at dependency.",
      "That shimmer looks fragile enough to break on touch.",
      "You shine briefly, like wet coal pretending to burn.",
      "The Legion gifted greater power to imps in training.",
      "Another glow, another reason to grin mockingly.",
      "Even goblins could sell sturdier protections at fairs.",
      "Your sparkle distracts no one, least of all me.",
      "Power borrowed smells like cowardice with perfume.",
      "I’ve seen dwarves drunk on ale radiate brighter.",
      "You look ridiculous wrapped in borrowed strength.",
      "Mortals chase blessings like children chase candles.",
      "I’ve witnessed infernals mock wards stronger than this.",
      "That shimmer reminds me of cheap elven trinkets.",
      "Your aura trembles like parchment near a candle.",
      "Magic drips from you, weak and unconvincing.",
      "Blessings amuse me; they vanish when needed most.",
      "Your glow hides nothing; I still smell fear.",
      "Mortals cling to charms while demons feast on chaos.",
      "I sense borrowed courage barely masking trembling knees.",
      "Power shines bright, but your shadow stays weak.",
      "Such glow fails to make your choices less foolish.",
      "You sparkle now, but ashes await regardless.",
      "Mortals radiate pride from gifts not their own.",
      "That false brilliance inspires nothing but laughter.",
      "Even felhunters resist enchantments longer than you will.",
      "Your glow stutters like goblin lamps in rain.",
      "The shimmer fools no one, least of all demons.",
      "Mortals decorate themselves while infernals laugh eternally.",
      "Your aura shines, my smirk burns brighter.",
      "Power borrowed tastes like soup without salt.",
      "You glow briefly, then crumble like sandcastles.",
      "Blessings serve only to make you a shinier target.",
      "Even murlocs look more dignified swimming in slime.",
      "Your light flickers, my laughter never fades.",
      "Borrowed power suits you poorly, like robes on ogres.",
    },
    GroupInvite = {
      "More mortals joining? Excellent, new victims for mockery.",
      "Another group, another chance to watch chaos unfold.",
      "Mortals gather like moths, awaiting inevitable flames.",
      "You recruit allies; I recruit opportunities for ridicule.",
      "More companions only means more clumsy mistakes to mock.",
      "Groups form, demons grin, balance restored beautifully.",
      "Another fool added to the caravan of misery.",
      "Your circle grows wider, my insults grow sharper.",
      "Mortals unite, demons merely observe with cruel laughter.",
      "A new name, another fragile soul to torment.",
      "You collect mortals like goblins hoard broken gadgets.",
      "Groups promise safety, but deliver only confusion.",
      "Another body, another ego, another delightful disaster.",
      "Mortals gather courage in numbers; demons gather popcorn.",
      "Ah, the smell of fresh mistakes arriving quickly.",
      "Your alliance expands, my patience shrinks accordingly.",
      "More chatter, less progress, truly inspiring teamwork.",
      "You assemble fools; I prepare my laughter.",
      "A bigger herd makes the slaughter more entertaining.",
      "Your group smells like fear seasoned with arrogance.",
      "Another fragile shield in your crumbling formation.",
      "I predict betrayal before dessert is even served.",
      "Mortals trust strangers faster than demons trust contracts.",
      "Such unity, destined to collapse at first failure.",
      "You welcome guests; I prepare sarcastic commentary.",
      "A band of heroes, or a circus of clowns?",
      "Your strength multiplies, so does your collective stupidity.",
      "Mortals join forces, shadows cheer at the spectacle.",
      "Another recruit, another tale of disappointment waiting.",
      "More allies means more witnesses to your blunders.",
      "The circle tightens, chaos sharpens its teeth.",
      "Groups make noise, demons harvest the echoes gleefully.",
      "Another fragile mortal to decorate the battlefield.",
      "You add bodies, I add mockery, fair trade.",
      "The Legion laughs at such fragile mortal alliances.",
      "I predict shouting, panic, and wonderfully wasted time.",
      "Your new friend looks deliciously unprepared for suffering.",
      "Mortals gather for glory; demons gather for fun.",
      "Another addition, another chance for delicious sarcasm.",
      "The crowd grows, the comedy grows louder.",
      "You welcome strangers, I sharpen jokes for later.",
      "Another fool joins, balance tips toward chaos.",
      "Mortals flock together like sheep before wolves.",
      "Your company expands, your risks multiply beautifully.",
      "Ah, more companions to burn bridges with.",
      "Every recruit fuels my endless appetite for ridicule.",
      "The table grows crowded, the laughter grows cruel.",
      "Mortals huddle for safety; I huddle for entertainment.",
      "Another mortal means another potential tragedy.",
      "Your gathering shines, my sarcasm blazes brighter.",
      "Even goblins build sturdier alliances than this one.",
      "More names, more noise, less chance of survival.",
    },
    GroupJoined = {
      "Ah, the circus begins, and you bought a ticket.",
      "Mortals shake hands, demons sharpen claws quietly.",
      "Your alliance is forged, mostly of fragile egos.",
      "The curtain rises, comedy of errors guaranteed.",
      "You enter, they smile, I prepare my insults.",
      "Another flock of sheep, another wolf grinning nearby.",
      "I hear introductions, I smell impending disasters.",
      "The fellowship grows, the laughter in shadows grows too.",
      "Mortals call this unity, demons call it entertainment.",
      "Every entrance promises a new fool to mock.",
      "You step in proudly; I cackle privately.",
      "That welcome feels forced, like goblins feigning friendship.",
      "I sense ambition clashing with mediocrity already.",
      "You joined the group, I joined the mockery.",
      "Mortals share greetings; I share endless ridicule.",
      "Your arrival thickens the soup of incompetence.",
      "Allies gather, mistakes multiply, my grin widens.",
      "They smile politely, knives of fate already sharpen.",
      "You sit at their table; I steal the chairs.",
      "Mortals flock for comfort, demons flock for laughter.",
      "Your new company looks deliciously unprepared.",
      "Even succubi make better entrances than that one.",
      "I sense fragile hopes stacked like goblin inventions.",
      "Every alliance is another doomed tale waiting.",
      "You enter a hall of fools dressed as heroes.",
      "The crowd grows louder, my jokes grow sharper.",
      "They welcome you kindly; shadows laugh cruelly.",
      "Mortals clap for unity, demons clap for failure.",
      "This addition promises delightful chaos ahead.",
      "I hear chatter, not courage, filling the room.",
      "You bring enthusiasm; I bring cinders of sarcasm.",
      "Another chair filled, another heart destined for cracks.",
      "Mortals join tables, demons join in laughter.",
      "Your entrance tastes like nervous pride, slightly burnt.",
      "The group grows, the spectacle grows ridiculous.",
      "I mark every new fool for future ridicule.",
      "They see strength, I see trembling knees.",
      "Another alliance born, another comedy staged.",
      "Your new family already feels awkwardly doomed.",
      "Mortals embrace unity, I embrace their fragile hope.",
      "They greet you warmly; I smell smoke of failure.",
      "Your face glows, their trust reeks of weakness.",
      "You joined laughter disguised as cooperation.",
      "The show begins, you’re already the punchline.",
      "Mortals add friends; demons add cruel commentary.",
      "I sense false smiles painted in trembling ink.",
      "Your new company shines weakly in shadows.",
      "Another handshake, another chance for betrayal.",
      "The hall fills with voices; my laughter echoes louder.",
      "Mortals cling to groups; demons cling to amusement.",
    },
    GroupLeft = {
      "Ah, departure, the finale of every tragic play.",
      "Mortals leave, demons linger, laughter remains eternal.",
      "Your absence adds silence, but not dignity.",
      "Another friendship crumbles, another imp grins.",
      "You walk away, I clap mockingly.",
      "Mortals depart in shame, demons stay in joy.",
      "The door slams, echoes taste deliciously bitter.",
      "Your exit drips of regret wrapped in pride.",
      "I smell broken trust trailing behind you.",
      "Every goodbye tastes like cowardice to me.",
      "Mortals flee, demons feast on the emptiness.",
      "Your leaving makes unity look even more fragile.",
      "The stage clears, the fool leaves quietly.",
      "Another alliance collapses, another imp collects sarcasm.",
      "You walk out, shadows cheer softly.",
      "That exit lacked grace, even for mortals.",
      "Mortals chase freedom; demons chase the punchline.",
      "I hear footsteps fading, laughter growing.",
      "Your absence glows brighter than your presence ever did.",
      "Leaving proves fear tastes sweeter than loyalty.",
      "Another promise broken, another grin earned.",
      "You vanish, like sparks swallowed by rain.",
      "Mortals abandon easily; demons never forget.",
      "Your empty chair mocks louder than your words.",
      "Every exit writes comedy in silence.",
      "The group shrinks; my jokes grow larger.",
      "I sense relief hidden in that silence.",
      "Your departure feels like goblin contracts—predictable.",
      "Mortals pretend dignity, but shadows smell cowardice.",
      "Another alliance undone, another smirk sharpened.",
      "You left behind noise, but no strength.",
      "That retreat sparkled faintly of embarrassment.",
      "Mortals walk away; demons savor the cracks.",
      "Your absence became the loudest voice in the room.",
      "The fire dims slightly, the laughter grows darker.",
      "You step out; I write jokes instantly.",
      "Mortals part easily; demons stitch mockery eternal.",
      "Your leaving left crumbs of broken confidence.",
      "Another alliance shatters, another imp celebrates.",
      "I felt more joy in your exit than entrance.",
      "Your absence dances louder than your company ever did.",
      "Mortals drift like smoke; demons feed on the trail.",
      "Another table empties, another grin sharpens.",
      "Your silence tastes like spoiled wine.",
      "Mortals abandon groups; demons savor lonely ruins.",
      "You slip away, dignity slips faster.",
      "Every exit is music to infernal ears.",
      "Your steps echo like drums of surrender.",
      "Mortals depart, demons mock, nothing changes truly.",
      "Your departure was short, my laughter is eternal.",
      "Another crack in the wall of mortal unity.",
      "You left, leaving only ripe echoes for me.",
    },
    TeammateAlmostDead = {
      "Oh look, your life flickers like a goblin’s lantern.",
      "So close to the Void, I can almost taste it.",
      "You stagger beautifully, like a drunk dwarf on fire.",
      "One more step and shadows will claim your breath.",
      "I can already smell carrion birds circling above you.",
      "You wobble like fel magic leaking through broken chains.",
      "The Nether whispers louder when mortals stumble like that.",
      "Every gasp is a lullaby to demons watching closely.",
      "You paint the ground with fear, it’s almost poetic.",
      "I’ve seen gnomes faint more gracefully than you falter.",
      "Your eyes shine dimmer than torches in Felwood fog.",
      "That weakness smells delightful, like bread burning too long.",
      "Mortals taste sweeter when they tremble before collapse.",
      "Ah, the thrill of watching you crawl toward doom.",
      "Your legs shake like banners in infernal winds.",
      "How fragile you look, wrapped in failing courage.",
      "Demons applaud every stumble, like jesters in their court.",
      "Even succubi would pity your desperate clinging.",
      "The Twisting Nether hums when mortals cling so weakly.",
      "Your fall is written already, I just await the punchline.",
      "That gasp carries despair more than any courage.",
      "You balance on the edge like a moth near flames.",
      "Ah, such misery, it perfumes the air wonderfully.",
      "Every step weaker, every moment tastier to watch.",
      "You bleed fear, and I collect it like treasure.",
      "So dramatic, like an elf fainting at a goblin banquet.",
      "Your shadow grows longer, almost ready to swallow you.",
      "Mortals break so easily, like shells under careless boots.",
      "A performance worthy of laughter, if not applause.",
      "Your knees buckle like doors kicked by infernals.",
      "Closer now, the silence sharpens, waiting to devour.",
      "I cherish this limbo between life and delightful ruin.",
      "Every stagger tells a story, none with happy endings.",
      "You wobble like a tower built by kobolds.",
      "Shadows already rehearse the moment they take you.",
      "That trembling glow suits you better than false pride.",
      "How fun, watching courage leak faster than blood.",
      "You bend like reeds before fel winds roaring.",
      "Your spirit clings like slime on dungeon stones.",
      "I can almost hear infernals placing bets already.",
      "Such weakness makes even voidwalkers grin quietly.",
      "Your breathing is music, thin and desperate.",
      "The Legion smiles each time mortals falter like this.",
      "Your light flickers deliciously close to darkness.",
      "I admire your commitment to collapse in style.",
      "Mortals always entertain most right before they break.",
      "Your agony paints prettier colors than elven festivals.",
      "You stand still only because falling takes effort.",
      "Another second, another joke carved into your weakness.",
      "So fragile, so foolish, so endlessly amusing.",
    },
    TeammateDead = {
      "Ah, silence at last, sweeter than your constant whining.",
      "Mortals die, demons laugh, and balance feels perfect again.",
      "You fell like a tower built on goblin lies.",
      "Your corpse decorates the ground better than flowers.",
      "I warned nothing, yet mocked everything, and here we are.",
      "The shadows welcomed you faster than any allies did.",
      "You collapse beautifully, like castles swallowed by tides.",
      "Your end was predictable, yet still hilarious to watch.",
      "Ah, death’s perfume—smells faintly of burnt murloc stew.",
      "I’ll miss your mistakes, not your presence.",
      "Mortals break, I giggle, eternity feels lighter already.",
      "Your story ended with more comedy than glory.",
      "The Nether claims you; I claim the punchline.",
      "I’ve seen kobolds resist fate longer than you did.",
      "Your departure adds flavor to the battlefield’s ashes.",
      "Another ally gone, another reason to laugh cruelly.",
      "Your fall proves hope makes excellent kindling.",
      "Even succubi would mock such a dramatic collapse.",
      "You lie still, I write jokes upon your silence.",
      "Your last gasp was music, albeit poorly played.",
      "So much effort, yet dirt claimed you fastest.",
      "I applaud the tragedy, bravo for dying on cue.",
      "Your shadow remains, your usefulness does not.",
      "Death hugs mortals tighter than any friend ever could.",
      "Your body cools quickly, my laughter warms eternally.",
      "The Legion loses nothing; I gain entertainment.",
      "Another ally gone, yet my fun only grows.",
      "Your stillness speaks volumes, mostly comedy in silence.",
      "Ah, you’ve joined the Void’s endless comedy club.",
      "Mortals expire, demons dance, balance stays beautiful.",
      "Your face froze mid-fear, exquisite sculpture indeed.",
      "I’ll use your memory as a joke tomorrow.",
      "Even infernals chuckle at corpses lying this neatly.",
      "Your last stand collapsed quicker than goblin inventions.",
      "I saw dignity vanish before blood left your veins.",
      "Mortals promise eternity, then die before dessert.",
      "Your role was brief but extremely entertaining.",
      "I’ll frame your death as a bedtime story.",
      "Your eyes rolled back funnier than gnomes tumbling.",
      "The battlefield smiles with every body it collects.",
      "Your silence screams louder than your voice ever did.",
      "Mortals fall like leaves, demons laugh like storms.",
      "Your end was tragic, which means perfect for me.",
      "I nearly cried from laughter watching you collapse.",
      "The Void applauds whenever mortals crumble this easily.",
      "Your corpse will serve as a chair for sarcasm.",
      "So still, so broken, so marvelously mortal.",
      "Another friend gone, another grin sharpened wickedly.",
      "You left us nothing but comedy and silence.",
      "Even shadows mock the way you fell today.",
      "Mortals die so often, I never run out of jokes.",
    },
    RaidWipe = {
      "Ah, glorious failure, my favorite mortal tradition repeated loudly.",
      "So many bodies, so little dignity left to salvage.",
      "The floor embraces you all better than any healer could.",
      "I laugh, the Void claps, and mortals cry again.",
      "Such teamwork! You all collapsed in perfect synchronization.",
      "Demons applaud when mortals choreograph death this beautifully.",
      "Even goblins would charge admission to watch this disaster.",
      "The Legion smiles; you’ve outdone yourselves in failure.",
      "I saw chickens resist battle longer than your formation.",
      "Mortals die, chaos sings, imps collect the laughter.",
      "Your corpses sparkle brighter than your fleeting courage ever did.",
      "This room smells deliciously of fear and burnt pride.",
      "A masterpiece of incompetence, truly inspiring for demons everywhere.",
      "You promised glory, but dirt claimed you first.",
      "Another wipe, another punchline carved into mortal history.",
      "Even succubi would cringe at such pitiful endurance.",
      "Your unity broke faster than goblin engines on fire.",
      "Shadows rehearse comedies around failures like this one.",
      "I applaud you all for dying in harmony.",
      "The Nether trembles, but only from my laughter.",
      "What a spectacle—forty fools bowing to the ground.",
      "Even voidwalkers felt secondhand embarrassment at this ending.",
      "Mortals collapse, demons feast, balance restored once again.",
      "Your corpses arranged themselves into fine comedic art.",
      "So many screams, yet none worth remembering tomorrow.",
      "You fell faster than promises made by goblins.",
      "Ah, a choir of failure, my ears rejoice!",
      "Another raid, another chance to bury your pride.",
      "Your fate was sealed before you even raised weapons.",
      "Demons celebrate when mortals hand them comedy so easily.",
      "I’ve seen felhunters gnaw longer than you lasted.",
      "A storm of chaos, ending in pathetic silence.",
      "Mortals pray before battle; demons laugh at their corpses.",
      "Your alliance proved weaker than murlocs in a blizzard.",
      "The floor must feel honored by such devotion.",
      "Legion archives mark this as a farce, not victory.",
      "Your fall inspired me more than your entire fight.",
      "Mortals promise valor, but graves always get the last word.",
      "Such tragedy, such comedy, such delicious entertainment for me.",
      "You fell in droves, like wheat before fel fire.",
      "Even infernals would pity such lack of resilience.",
      "Your teamwork shines brightest only when failing spectacularly.",
      "I laughed so hard, even shadows joined the chorus.",
      "Another raid ended, another story for my cruel jokes.",
      "Mortals crumble, demons grin, and I grow louder.",
    },
    LootRollWon = {
      "Oh look, shiny toys for greedy little mortals again.",
      "You clutch treasure like goblins guarding empty purses.",
      "Victory tastes sweeter when someone else lost miserably.",
      "Mortals win prizes; demons win the comedy of envy.",
      "That trinket won’t hide your fragile beating heart.",
      "I’ve seen kobolds cheer louder over stolen candles.",
      "Shadows laugh at your joy, so I join too.",
      "You call it fortune; I call it meaningless sparkle.",
      "Another bauble earned, another ego inflated dangerously.",
      "Your grin grows, my sarcasm sharpens twice as fast.",
      "Such glee, as if metal defines your worth.",
      "The Legion forged worlds; you clutch bracelets like trophies.",
      "I clap mockingly at your pitiful celebration dance.",
      "Mortals chase loot, demons chase souls, guess who wins.",
      "That shiny rock whispers nothing but hollow pride.",
      "I’ve heard goblins squeal louder over cheaper junk.",
      "Your fortune today, my punchline tomorrow, balance perfect.",
      "Enjoy it, before rats or demons steal it away.",
      "That trinket looks fragile, like your fleeting happiness.",
      "Even succubi collect better prizes from weaker mortals.",
      "I sense pride dripping, seasoned with foolish delight.",
      "The ground shook not; your victory mattered to no one.",
      "Such effort for a pebble wrapped in false glory.",
      "Mortals always clap louder than the prize deserves.",
      "That glitter means nothing once shadows claim you.",
      "I laugh because even murlocs hoard shinier shells.",
      "Your joy fills the room; my mockery fills louder.",
      "Another trophy, another excuse to strut foolishly.",
      "Demons measure victory in screams, not baubles.",
      "Your pride inflates, your usefulness does not.",
      "I predict tears once you realize its fragility.",
      "Mortals fight for scraps, demons for eternity.",
      "That glitter blinds you to your endless mistakes.",
      "You won today, but still look ridiculous tomorrow.",
      "Even goblin fireworks sparkle brighter than that trinket.",
      "I sense envy brewing, sweeter than your success.",
      "Shiny prize secured, dull mind unchanged.",
      "Your celebration tastes like stale ale and arrogance.",
      "Such happiness is fragile, easily stolen by chaos.",
      "Another trinket, another reason to mock mortals loudly.",
      "The Nether ignores your prize, but I won’t.",
      "You won nothing eternal, only a short-lived smile.",
      "Even voidwalkers glow brighter than your little treasure.",
      "That victory screams loudly, but only of emptiness.",
      "Mortals cheer; demons yawn; imps sharpen jokes again.",
    },
    LootRollLost = {
      "Ah, defeat disguised as generosity, my favorite comedy show.",
      "You reached for treasure and grabbed only disappointment.",
      "Mortals whine when luck slips faster than goblin coins.",
      "The shadows laugh harder than you tonight, I promise.",
      "Your hands are empty, but my jokes are full.",
      "Such tragedy, a hero undone by a dice roll.",
      "Even murlocs win shinier prizes than you managed.",
      "The Nether applauds when mortals trip chasing glitter.",
      "You look priceless carrying nothing but humiliation.",
      "That empty grin paints your failure perfectly.",
      "Mortals weep, demons smirk, imps explode with laughter.",
      "You fought bravely, but the prize ran faster.",
      "Empty pockets echo louder than any war cry.",
      "That loss smells of tears mixed with cheap ale.",
      "Even voidwalkers win arguments more often than you.",
      "You clutched at fortune and found only dust.",
      "Your envy shines brighter than the treasure itself.",
      "I laugh, for misery makes the finest trophy.",
      "Mortals chase loot, but shadows collect sweeter debts.",
      "That failure deserves applause and relentless mockery.",
      "Even succubi laugh at prizes slipping away so fast.",
      "Your empty hands speak volumes of mortal fragility.",
      "The Legion writes epics of victory, not of you.",
      "You aimed high, landed flat, delightful performance.",
      "That sour face is worth more than any gem.",
      "Mortals lose, demons feast, imps keep score gleefully.",
      "Your pride crumbled faster than sand in Outland winds.",
      "A roll betrayed you, but I thank it sincerely.",
      "Your misery tastes sweeter than the treasure ever would.",
      "Even goblins couldn’t sell that expression for profit.",
      "Your shadow mocks you louder than my laughter.",
      "Another prize gone, another ego shattered, deliciously so.",
      "Mortals cry when gold slips through fragile fingers.",
      "Your sigh thundered louder than any real storm.",
      "Such failure is art, painted across your sulking face.",
      "Even infernals pity how little you achieved.",
      "You lost today, I gained endless new material.",
      "Mortals trip chasing trinkets, demons trip mortals instead.",
      "That defeat echoes sweeter than hollow victories.",
      "Your grasp missed, my grin widened gloriously.",
      "Ah, envy, the finest wine for mocking tongues.",
      "Mortals promise fortune, but fate spits in their cups.",
      "You lost a prize but won my cruelest applause.",
      "Another shiny dream shattered, another imp entertained.",
      "Your fortune fled, your shame remains wonderfully eternal.",
    },
    QuestCompleted = {
      "Ah, mortals chasing tasks, like imps chasing shiny flames.",
      "You finished something? Miracles truly happen occasionally.",
      "The scroll closes, but my mockery stays open.",
      "Such triumph, yet shadows yawn indifferently behind you.",
      "Mortals chase goals; demons chase laughter; balance holds.",
      "I saw goblins celebrate louder over smaller errands.",
      "Your pride shines brighter than the reward itself.",
      "That grin deserves sarcasm more than applause.",
      "You write history with crayons, not with valor.",
      "The Nether ignores your triumph, but I won’t.",
      "Mortals finish tasks, demons record the comedy forever.",
      "Even succubi would laugh at your proud posture.",
      "Such glory, wrapped in parchment and cheap ink.",
      "You close one story, I open three insults.",
      "Your effort ended; my ridicule grows stronger now.",
      "That accomplishment looks fragile, like murloc architecture.",
      "You beam proudly, like kobolds hoarding candles.",
      "Mortals clap for errands, demons clap for suffering.",
      "A step forward, yet doom still waits eagerly.",
      "Even infernals perform chores with more dignity.",
      "Your victory tastes bland, like bread without fire.",
      "I grin cruelly as you claim hollow triumphs.",
      "The task ends, the mockery just begins.",
      "Mortals rush to finish, demons rush to feast.",
      "Your accomplishment glitters faintly, destined to fade soon.",
      "Another scroll closed, another joke written in flames.",
      "Such pride, over errands smaller than goblin debts.",
      "Even shadows roll their eyes at your boasting.",
      "Your task ended, but chaos doesn’t take breaks.",
      "Mortals smile after chores; demons laugh after corpses.",
      "You glow briefly, like torches in Stormwind alleys.",
      "Your completion smells of sweat, ink, and foolish pride.",
      "That was adorable, like dwarves bragging about soup.",
      "Mortals find pride in scraps; demons find humor in it.",
      "I clap mockingly at your finished little adventure.",
      "Your pride blooms like weeds in forgotten ruins.",
      "Another errand done, another imp entertained loudly.",
      "The Legion doesn’t notice, but I surely laugh.",
      "You finish proudly; I grin cruelly behind you.",
      "Such effort for so little worth in the end.",
      "Even goblin accountants show more dignity at work.",
      "Your scroll closed faster than your glory ever will.",
      "Mortals sigh in relief, demons snicker in shadows.",
      "Your task lies completed, but doom lies unfinished.",
      "That smile is sweeter than any prize you earned.",
      "I laugh harder at the end than the start.",
    },
    CraftingStarted = {
      "Ah, mortals tinkering again, like goblins with unstable toys.",
      "You begin, yet doom already sharpens its claws nearby.",
      "Such focus, such futility, I can barely stop laughing.",
      "Your hands shake like reeds in infernal winds.",
      "Even succubi sew better lies than you weave crafts.",
      "I sense failure wrapped neatly in your ambition.",
      "Mortals love building things destined to break quickly.",
      "The Twisting Nether yawns as you measure and cut.",
      "Another project, another excuse for me to sneer.",
      "Your concentration tastes deliciously like misplaced pride.",
      "Demons never craft; they destroy faster than you begin.",
      "That hammer sings weaker than goblins selling cheap wares.",
      "You look serious, which makes it even funnier.",
      "Mortals build, shadows wait to claim their ruins.",
      "Even murlocs fashion shelters sturdier than your attempt.",
      "Every movement leaks desperation more than true talent.",
      "You work as if the Legion cares for rugs.",
      "That fabric shakes like your courage before real danger.",
      "Another mortal craft, another fragile memory waiting collapse.",
      "The smell of sawdust pairs well with despair.",
      "You hammer hope into nails that bend instantly.",
      "Demons carve worlds; you stitch scraps with trembling hands.",
      "Such patience wasted on toys destined for mockery.",
      "Even voidwalkers sigh at your pointless effort.",
      "The Legion applauds failures, not furniture.",
      "You call this work? I call it comedy.",
      "Every stitch smells faintly of mortal foolishness.",
      "Mortals adore beginnings; demons adore inevitable endings.",
      "That design reeks of overconfidence and bad taste.",
      "I’ve seen goblins craft sturdier bridges from paper.",
      "Your ambition shakes worse than kobolds guarding candles.",
      "Such gestures feed me laughter more than substance.",
      "Mortals hammer, demons grin, imps explode with sarcasm.",
      "Another day, another joke crafted by your hands.",
      "You look proud, I look entertained, balance remains.",
      "Even infernals build stronger messes by accident.",
      "Your creation hums with mediocrity already.",
      "Mortals begin, shadows laugh, demons sharpen insults.",
      "That sound is music, mostly because it’s terrible.",
      "I’ll mock this attempt until my throat aches.",
      "Your craft will crumble before your pride does.",
      "Another spark of effort destined for ashes.",
      "The Nether delights when mortals try to play builders.",
      "Your beginning is comedy, your end will be tragedy.",
      "Even chickens scratch ground more productively than this.",
    },
    CraftingCompleted = {
      "Ah, it’s done, and still looks tragically fragile.",
      "Your finished piece already begs for mockery.",
      "Mortals clap, demons laugh, balance stays delightful.",
      "Even goblins sell sturdier junk at lower prices.",
      "That creation shines weakly, like candles before storms.",
      "I see pride, I taste impending disappointment.",
      "Such triumph, yet shadows wait to dismantle it quickly.",
      "Your hands delivered comedy disguised as accomplishment.",
      "Even succubi wouldn’t claim this as their work.",
      "Your creation groans like a dwarf after drinking.",
      "The Nether yawns when mortals finish petty projects.",
      "You beam proudly, I sharpen jokes for later.",
      "That piece rattles like kobold armor in battle.",
      "Mortals celebrate mediocrity; demons celebrate collapse.",
      "Another trinket finished, another ego inflated.",
      "I see more flaws than stitches in that mess.",
      "Your creation glitters briefly, like false promises.",
      "Such effort for such fragile results, delightful irony.",
      "Even infernals laughed when I showed them this.",
      "Your hands built comedy, not legacy.",
      "That object screams louder than your pride ever will.",
      "Mortals cherish what breaks; demons cherish laughter forever.",
      "You look pleased; I look crueler.",
      "Even murlocs build shelters sturdier than that.",
      "The Legion ignores your triumph, and so should history.",
      "Another artifact destined for dust and ridicule.",
      "Your masterpiece wheezes like goblins running uphill.",
      "Such pride wasted on toys that won’t survive winter.",
      "Your work stands crooked, like morals of nobles.",
      "I’ll mock this creation longer than it lasts.",
      "Mortals grin, demons cackle, imps howl cruelly.",
      "You call it art; I call it kindling.",
      "Even voidwalkers shimmer sturdier than that trinket.",
      "Your hands finished, your shame just began.",
      "Such glory painted on cheap parchment.",
      "Your artifact squeaks like rats hiding in walls.",
      "Mortals adore endings; demons adore ruins afterward.",
      "Another completion, another chance for me to sneer.",
      "Your craft inspires pity, not awe.",
      "That trinket reeks of effort wasted deliciously.",
      "I clap cruelly; your pride collapses beautifully.",
      "Even shadows pity this poor excuse of creation.",
      "Your result hums faintly, like weak goblin machinery.",
      "Mortals finish projects; demons finish the mortals.",
      "That effort deserves eternal sarcasm more than praise.",
      "You beam like a fool; I cackle like a demon.",
    },
    SpellCastMajor = {
      "Ah, dramatic gestures again, mortals love their glowing hands.",
      "You shout at shadows, they yawn in quiet boredom.",
      "Such effort, such flair, and still fragile as parchment.",
      "The Nether chuckles when mortals wave arms so proudly.",
      "You look powerful, I look entertained, balance achieved.",
      "Even goblins act more convincingly when selling false charms.",
      "I sense pride bubbling, seasoned with foolish confidence.",
      "That pose would impress chickens, not demons.",
      "Your aura flares weakly compared to true infernals.",
      "Mortals adore spectacle; demons adore failures wrapped in sparks.",
      "Such grandeur, like kobolds bragging about stolen candles.",
      "You glow briefly, then tremble like torches in wind.",
      "Even murlocs gurgle with greater conviction sometimes.",
      "The air shivers, but mostly from my laughter.",
      "I smell desperation hiding beneath your grand display.",
      "Another performance, another excuse for me to mock.",
      "Mortals cast, demons laugh, imps clap cruelly.",
      "You look majestic; I see cheap fireworks instead.",
      "Even succubi weave subtler shows to charm victims.",
      "Your voice cracked louder than your power did.",
      "The Twisting Nether observes, unimpressed as always.",
      "Such drama, such futility, perfect entertainment for me.",
      "You raised your arms; I raised my eyebrows.",
      "That flare feels weaker than goblin workshop smoke.",
      "Mortals scream power, demons scream mockery, balance remains.",
      "You summon sparks; I summon laughter far brighter.",
      "Even voidwalkers radiate more menace while standing idle.",
      "Your pose shines emptily, like dwarves flexing in taverns.",
      "Another blast, another laugh echoing across shadows.",
      "Mortals think theatrics equal strength; demons know better.",
      "You shouted glory, but delivered awkward sparks instead.",
      "That attempt deserves applause, cruel and sarcastic.",
      "Your drama rivals elven poets reciting at funerals.",
      "The Legion gave fire; you produce smoke and embarrassment.",
      "Even infernals looked embarrassed watching your effort.",
      "Your grand voice hides trembling hands poorly.",
      "Mortals craft shows; demons craft nightmares worth remembering.",
      "That performance glitters like stale bread in moonlight.",
      "I hear chaos giggling behind your weak display.",
      "Another step toward arrogance, another laugh for me.",
      "Mortals waste breath shouting at shadows endlessly.",
      "You glow like a lamp ready to shatter.",
      "The room filled with sparks, not with respect.",
      "Even felhunters whimper with more dramatic weight.",
      "Your power tastes bland, like soup without spice.",
      "Such theatrics always end with someone falling badly.",
      "Mortals wave arms, demons wave knives sharper still.",
      "That glare carried more desperation than authority.",
      "I’ve seen goblins ignite louder accidents by accident.",
      "Your energy cracked faintly, barely waking shadows.",
      "Mortals cling to drama; demons cling to results.",
      "Another chorus of sparks, another verse of mockery.",
      "You shine briefly, like moths around infernal flames.",
      "Even chickens announce dawn with more menace than that.",
      "Your majesty collapses the moment silence returns.",
      "The Void ignores your show, but I laugh.",
      "Your cries echoed weaker than murlocs at low tide.",
      "Such effort leaves only embarrassment in the air.",
      "I treasure these moments more than victories themselves.",
      "Mortals puff up proudly; demons puff smoke cruelly.",
      "That effort looked painful, at least entertaining for me.",
      "Your sparks failed louder than goblin carnival rides.",
      "Even succubi sigh at mortals showing off like this.",
      "You glow fiercely, yet smell faintly of fear.",
      "Another poor spectacle fed my endless cruel appetite.",
      "Your drama convinces nobody, least of all me.",
      "The Nether records each mortal folly gleefully.",
      "I grin, you glow, shadows mock eternally.",
      "Mortals claim power, demons claim truth, imps claim jokes.",
      "Such failure deserves a monument of laughter.",
      "Your sparks amused more than they impressed anyone.",
    },
    GatheringHerb = {
      "Ah, mortals picking flowers, how very terrifying indeed.",
      "You crouch like thieves, but for weeds and petals.",
      "Even goblins laugh seeing warriors bent over grass.",
      "The Legion never trained us for gardening duty.",
      "Your hands shake like nobles trimming hedges for show.",
      "Such courage, collecting daisies while demons eat kingdoms.",
      "I smell pollen stronger than your fading dignity.",
      "Mortals gather plants, demons gather souls worth more.",
      "Your harvest whispers of cowardice, not glory.",
      "Even murlocs clutch weeds with greater enthusiasm.",
      "That bouquet won’t impress infernals waiting for war.",
      "Your devotion to botany amuses me endlessly.",
      "Mortals search fields, imps search reasons to laugh.",
      "Such focus wasted on leaves trembling in wind.",
      "I’ve seen chickens scratch earth more proudly than this.",
      "Your bag fills, my grin widens cruelly.",
      "Even succubi decorate lairs with sharper thorns.",
      "You look serious, kneeling before useless weeds.",
      "Mortals love herbs; demons love burning herbs faster.",
      "That smell clings longer than your fragile courage.",
      "Your harvest grows, your pride shrinks beautifully.",
      "Even infernals roll eyes at your garden work.",
      "I sense doom hidden among those delicate leaves.",
      "Such effort for plants crushed under demon boots.",
      "Mortals clutch flowers; demons clutch laughter unending.",
      "Your collection inspires pity, not awe.",
      "That green mess decorates you like a fool.",
      "Mortals reek of dirt when gardens claim them.",
      "Your pride wilts faster than petals in deserts.",
      "Even voidwalkers would vanish rather than watch this.",
      "Your hands soil themselves for weeds worth nothing.",
      "Another bloom plucked, another joke whispered cruelly.",
      "Mortals chase leaves; demons chase eternal screams.",
      "That sack carries more shame than usefulness.",
      "Your harvest is smaller than goblin patience.",
      "Mortals bow to weeds; imps bow to irony.",
      "Such passion wasted, better fuel for a bonfire.",
      "I laugh harder than the flowers sway.",
      "Your back bends low, your dignity bends lower.",
      "Even chickens guard seeds more proudly than you.",
      "Mortals gather herbs; demons gather mockery with glee.",
      "Your bouquet suits funerals more than battlefields.",
      "That stalk reeks faintly of foolish pride.",
      "You bow gracefully to plants, I bow to comedy.",
      "Another herb taken, another insult prepared quickly.",
    },
    GatheringMine = {
      "Mortals chisel rocks while demons chisel fates more cruelly.",
      "Ah, noble work, digging holes for your own graves.",
      "You strike stone like goblins strike bad business deals.",
      "The ground groans, yet mocks you louder than I could.",
      "Mortals mine ore; demons mine laughter from their misery.",
      "Even murlocs dig with more rhythm than you.",
      "That pickaxe squeaks weaker than kobold begging for candles.",
      "The Legion burns worlds; you scrape rocks for trinkets.",
      "I smell sweat mixed with stone dust and futility.",
      "Mortals build castles; demons build jokes on their ruins.",
      "Another rock broken, another prideful sigh wasted.",
      "Even voidwalkers shimmer sturdier than that ore.",
      "Your blows tremble, like reeds shaken in Nether winds.",
      "Such determination, yet all for pebbles worth less.",
      "Mortals hammer rocks; shadows hammer mortals into silence.",
      "I laugh harder than your pickaxe strikes stone.",
      "Even chickens scratch dirt more productively than this.",
      "Your sweat tastes faintly of failure and iron.",
      "The mine echoes with mockery, not with riches.",
      "Mortals seek veins, demons seek screams, balance remains.",
      "Your effort shatters nothing but your fragile dignity.",
      "That ore glimmers weaker than goblin lanterns in rain.",
      "Mortals chase silver, demons chase eternal pleasures.",
      "Another swing, another chance for sarcasm to bloom.",
      "You labor, I laugh, everyone stays in character.",
      "Even succubi carve sharper marks with their claws.",
      "Your strength crumbles faster than rock you hit.",
      "The ground offers dust, my grin offers cruelty.",
      "Mortals mine riches; imps mine endless cruel amusement.",
      "That strike echoes like dwarves burping in taverns.",
      "You dig deeper, your shame grows deeper still.",
      "Even infernals carve stone more gracefully by accident.",
      "Mortals sweat; demons savor; imps ridicule with joy.",
      "Your ore looks pitiful beside infernal flames.",
      "That mine feels cursed, or maybe just bored.",
      "You claw the earth, but earth claws back harder.",
      "Mortals bend spines, demons bend wills, guess who wins.",
      "I smell futility baked deep in the stone.",
      "Your swing inspires pity, not fear.",
      "Even goblins sell sturdier rocks for cheap.",
      "Mortals dream of treasure; demons dream of their failure.",
      "Your pickaxe squeals like rats caught in traps.",
      "Another stone cracked, another imp entertained loudly.",
      "The mine keeps secrets; I keep crueler jokes.",
      "You break stones; I break your fragile confidence.",
    },
    FishingStarted = {
      "Ah, mortals with rods, pretending patience is a virtue.",
      "You sit still, while demons sharpen claws restlessly.",
      "Even murlocs fish better, and they barely think.",
      "The Legion scorches worlds, you poke rivers with sticks.",
      "Your line trembles like cowardice during battle.",
      "Mortals chase fish, demons chase chaos, balance holds.",
      "Such focus wasted on creatures smaller than goblin lies.",
      "I smell boredom stretching longer than your fishing line.",
      "Your posture screams comedy louder than your silence.",
      "Even succubi wouldn’t waste time on slippery snacks.",
      "Mortals fish for food; imps fish for jokes.",
      "That rod looks fragile, like your mortal pride.",
      "You bait water, I bait your foolish dignity.",
      "Such a noble hero, crouched like a goblin cook.",
      "I laugh harder than fish nibble your hook.",
      "Your patience tastes like stale bread soaked in rain.",
      "Even voidwalkers hum louder than these waters.",
      "Mortals wait endlessly; demons laugh endlessly; I grin wider.",
      "The river mocks you quietly, I mock you loudly.",
      "Another cast, another chance to bore infernals to death.",
      "Your stillness feels awkward, like dwarves dancing sober.",
      "Mortals fish; shadows laugh; imps howl with sarcasm.",
      "That rod wobbles like your fragile courage.",
      "You look serious, yet smell faintly of failure.",
      "Even chickens scratch ground with more dignity than this.",
      "Mortals chase minnows, demons chase eternity.",
      "Your patience is art, painted poorly across water.",
      "Another ripple, another joke whispered cruelly.",
      "You tempt rivers with worms; I tempt mortals with lies.",
      "Mortals fish, imps laugh, demons sharpen blades.",
      "Your silence amuses me more than any catch.",
      "Even infernals yawn at this spectacle.",
      "Your rod bends, my sarcasm grows sharper.",
      "That water reflects your desperation perfectly.",
      "Mortals dip hooks, shadows dip into your pride.",
      "Your wait tastes bland, like weak goblin ale.",
      "Such seriousness wasted on fish swimming stupidly.",
      "Even felhunters hunt prey with more elegance.",
      "Mortals adore this; demons adore watching them fail.",
      "You stare at water, I stare at you.",
      "Another splash, another cackle escaping my throat.",
      "The lake whispers boredom, I whisper insults louder.",
      "Mortals kneel by rivers; imps kneel to mockery.",
      "That hook shines weaker than your ambition.",
      "You might catch something; I already caught laughter.",
      "Mortals cast lines; demons cast shadows; imps cast jokes.",
    },
    FishingCatch = {
      "Ah, victory! Over a creature smaller than goblin debts.",
      "Mortals cheer catching minnows while demons devour kingdoms whole.",
      "That flopping snack won’t impress infernals watching closely.",
      "Even murlocs pity your desperate celebration of slimy prey.",
      "You pull, it wiggles, I laugh uncontrollably louder.",
      "Such triumph, capturing dinner fit for starving kobolds.",
      "Mortals beam proudly; demons beam mockingly; balance endures.",
      "Your prize smells worse than felhound breath.",
      "Even chickens fetch better meals scratching dirt.",
      "That wriggling trophy reeks of disappointment more than glory.",
      "Mortals adore fish; demons adore laughing at mortals.",
      "You look ridiculous, dripping water and foolish pride.",
      "Another catch, another chance for me to sneer cruelly.",
      "That creature flops weaker than your mortal courage.",
      "Even succubi bait hooks with more grace than this.",
      "Your face shines brighter than the fish itself.",
      "Mortals dream of feasts, demons dream of flames.",
      "That dripping mess won’t silence my mocking grin.",
      "I smell slime, fear, and overblown mortal pride.",
      "Even goblins laugh watching you juggle wet prizes.",
      "Your triumph feeds my sarcasm better than food.",
      "Another splash, another chorus of infernal laughter.",
      "Mortals hug fish, demons hug chaos tighter.",
      "That catch squeaks like gnomes falling into barrels.",
      "Your wet hands amuse me endlessly.",
      "Even voidwalkers would fade before eating that thing.",
      "The river gave pity, not glory, to you.",
      "Your joy is bigger than your actual catch.",
      "Mortals feast on scraps; demons feast on their misery.",
      "That slimy trophy makes your pride even funnier.",
      "Even infernals spit out tastier prey than that.",
      "You show it proudly, I laugh cruelly beside you.",
      "Another tiny life stolen, another joke written quickly.",
      "Mortals smile at fish; demons smile at corpses.",
      "That flapping mess screams comedy more than triumph.",
      "Your prize suits a tavern, not a battlefield.",
      "Even chickens guard eggs with more dignity.",
      "The lake mocks you, I amplify its song.",
      "Mortals adore small victories; imps adore mocking them.",
      "Your hands stink, my laughter lingers stronger.",
      "That poor fish looks ashamed of being caught.",
      "Another victory smaller than your already fragile pride.",
      "Mortals claim feasts; demons claim souls; imps claim jokes.",
      "Your catch fuels my endless appetite for sarcasm.",
    },
    GatheringSkin = {
      "Ah, peeling hides, truly the height of mortal sophistication.",
      "Mortals scrape flesh; demons scrape dignity far faster.",
      "That pelt reeks worse than goblin trade wagons.",
      "Even succubi treat trophies with more elegance.",
      "You crouch proudly, holding scraps worth little.",
      "Mortals crave leather, demons crave their despair instead.",
      "That fur drips blood, my grin drips cruelty.",
      "Your hands reek of beasts and fragile pride.",
      "Even voidwalkers keep cleaner hobbies than this mess.",
      "Mortals bend over corpses, demons bend over laughter.",
      "That hide looks weaker than kobold paper shields.",
      "I smell fear tangled with hair and desperation.",
      "Mortals claim trophies, imps claim endless punchlines.",
      "You collect skins; I collect jokes about them.",
      "Even murlocs store fish guts with more dignity.",
      "That pelt trembles like your pride before failure.",
      "Mortals bow to carcasses; demons bow to nothing.",
      "You kneel in blood while shadows clap cruelly.",
      "That leather smells worse than dwarven tavern floors.",
      "Even infernals cringe watching such messy work.",
      "Mortals harvest hides; imps harvest embarrassment.",
      "Your hands stain red, my laughter sharpens louder.",
      "That scrap won’t clothe anyone worth remembering.",
      "Mortals adore filth; demons adore irony in filth.",
      "You dig through carcasses like goblins counting coins.",
      "That prize looks sadder than a broken wand.",
      "Even chickens shed feathers with more ceremony.",
      "Your skinning knife whispers boredom louder than screams.",
      "Mortals collect hides; shadows collect secrets instead.",
      "That bloody trophy inspires sarcasm more than fear.",
      "You kneel proudly, but dignity slipped away already.",
      "Even goblins make profit faster than you gather.",
      "Your hands fumble like dwarves after too much ale.",
      "Mortals scrape beasts; demons scrape hope from mortals.",
      "That leather glimmers faintly, like pride about to die.",
      "Your prize smells like failure soaked in blood.",
      "Even felhunters drool more attractively than this scene.",
      "Mortals see resource; I see tragedy dressed in fur.",
      "That scrap might suit goblin boots, not heroes.",
      "Your pride bends lower than the corpse you skin.",
      "Even succubi handle blood with more allure.",
      "Mortals crave hides; demons crave the mortals instead.",
      "That trophy drips comedy instead of usefulness.",
      "You bend low, I laugh high, balance remains.",
      "Another hide bagged, another cruel joke sharpened.",
    },
    GatheringLootChest = {
      "Ah, rummaging through boxes like goblins at auctions.",
      "Treasure smells cheaper than your swelling pride today.",
      "Coffers whisper louder than your so-called courage.",
      "Another lid creaks; my sarcasm stretches luxuriously wide.",
      "You pry wood; I pry into fragile egos.",
      "Even pirates close lids more gracefully than you.",
      "Shiny scraps for mortals; jokes for delighted imps.",
      "That coffer wheezed like dwarves climbing too many stairs.",
      "You grin at trinkets; shadows grin at you.",
      "Locks sigh, not in admiration, I assure you.",
      "Smell that? Dust, greed, and disappointment mingling nicely.",
      "Ancient coffers, modern fools—timeless comedy for demons.",
      "You dig for coins; I dig for mockery.",
      "Even murlocs stash valuables with greater dignity.",
      "The lid lifted; your standards did not.",
      "Goblins would charge you to touch that splintered crate.",
      "You collect glitter; I collect sharper punchlines.",
      "Another clasp snaps, and so does your seriousness.",
      "Coffers sing quietly; my laughter sings louder.",
      "Relics? More like junk scented with old arrogance.",
      "You hunt baubles; the Nether hunts your pride.",
      "Even succubi hide secrets better than this box.",
      "That chest groaned like a titan bored to tears.",
      "You grab everything; I grab the best insults.",
      "Old wood, cheap hinges, perfect soundtrack for greed.",
      "The latch complained about your clammy hands.",
      "You hoard splinters and call it victory.",
      "Even voidwalkers would pass on that tarnished prize.",
      "Your pockets bulge; your dignity slims alarmingly.",
      "Coffers tempt mortals; demons prefer tempting mortals instead.",
      "You fondle trinkets like kobolds hug candles.",
      "The box offered crumbs; your grin offered tragedy.",
      "Ancient dust coats your hopes quite beautifully.",
      "Treasure rarely fixes cowardice, but please continue.",
      "You sniff coins like dogs sniff questionable soup.",
      "Relics rattle, my patience rattles far louder.",
      "You love lids; I love watching them bite.",
      "Even infernals would refuse that glittering embarrassment.",
      "You cradle junk like elves cradle poetry.",
      "Coffers empty faster than your promises yesterday.",
      "Your hands shake greedier than goblin auctioneers.",
      "Another hinge surrenders; you mistake it for triumph.",
      "Coffers hide dust; demons hide better surprises.",
      "You pilfer crumbs from a banquet of ruins.",
      "The box burped despair; you inhaled enthusiastically.",
    },
    GatheringQuestItem = {
      "Ah, the precious trinket scribbled on someone’s parchment.",
      "You fetch errands while demons fetch entertainment.",
      "Important? It looks like clutter with better branding.",
      "The note demanded this; my ridicule demanded more.",
      "You cradle it like nobles cradle borrowed dignity.",
      "Even goblins label junk more honestly than this.",
      "A relic, or yesterday’s trash wearing dramatic stories.",
      "You obey ink while shadows obey laughter.",
      "The messenger’s prize smells suspiciously like boredom.",
      "You chase errands; I chase your expressions afterward.",
      "Old bones, new promises, same disappointing sparkle.",
      "That bauble whimpers under the weight of expectations.",
      "You bag it; I bag the punchlines.",
      "Even murlocs trade shinier memories than this thing.",
      "The request sounded heroic; the object looks pitiful.",
      "You follow instructions like kobolds follow candle laws.",
      "A symbol of duty, wrapped in cheap twine.",
      "You treat clutter reverently; demons treat reverence carelessly.",
      "The courier will weep from joy or allergies.",
      "You found it; history will still ignore you.",
      "Even succubi demand better tributes than this pebble.",
      "Errand complete? The comedy just beginning deliciously.",
      "You cradle meaning; I cradle sharper jokes.",
      "The parchment wins; your free will loses gracefully.",
      "You cherish orders like dwarves cherish barrels.",
      "A token of nothing dressed as destiny.",
      "You treasure crumbs fallen from forgotten tables.",
      "Even voidwalkers would phase through such mediocrity.",
      "The seeker wanted significance; you brought packaging.",
      "You smile; the object frowns in embarrassment.",
      "So small, yet your pride swells dangerously.",
      "You respect labels; demons respect opportunities.",
      "The requestor will pretend it matters tremendously.",
      "You chase signatures while I chase laughter.",
      "This “artifact” squeaks like rusty goblin hinges.",
      "You lift it gently, like truth you fear.",
      "Errands make mortals humble; mockery makes imps joyful.",
      "You obey ink stains better than distant gods.",
      "A promised reward for glorified scavenging, adorable.",
      "You polish nonsense until it reflects your grin.",
      "Even infernals would re-gift that without blinking.",
      "You carry burden; I carry the jokes.",
      "The scribbler will applaud; shadows will gag.",
      "You bow to errands; demons bow to no one.",
      "A quest of dust, completed with trembling pride.",
      "You deliver meaning to those allergic to truth.",
    },
    OpeningCorpseLoot = {
      "Rummaging pockets of the newly quiet, how tasteful.",
      "You fish through silence; I fish through dignity.",
      "Even ghouls keep tidier habits than this scene.",
      "The fallen offer trinkets; I offer mockery.",
      "You nudge bones like goblins nudging unpaid debts.",
      "That stillness laughs at your trembling hands.",
      "Mortals harvest endings; demons harvest the storytellers.",
      "You sort memories while flies write their histories.",
      "Even succubi would request privacy at moments like this.",
      "The ground whispers names you’ll never pronounce correctly.",
      "You tug rings; shadows tug at your conscience.",
      "The dead give freely; only pride resists.",
      "You bow lower than priests before empty altars.",
      "Even murlocs avert eyes at your enthusiasm.",
      "You collect keepsakes; I collect darker punchlines.",
      "That silence tastes metallic, almost affectionate.",
      "You treat remains like markets treat bad vintages.",
      "Even voidwalkers materialize manners occasionally.",
      "Your fingers tremble; the dust seems amused.",
      "You pry secrets from coats stitched with regret.",
      "The earth inhales while you exhale excuses.",
      "You map pockets like scholars mapping dead empires.",
      "Even infernals prefer cleaner transactions than this.",
      "You dress greed as solemn duty, charming.",
      "The still face judges you better than I could.",
      "You claim remembrance; I hear rattling coins.",
      "Even kobolds whisper apologies before stealing candles.",
      "You export guilt; import trinkets, balance achieved.",
      "The hush around you feels wonderfully accusatory.",
      "You reach deeper; the grave grins wider.",
      "Even felhunters sniff delicacy near endings.",
      "You fold pockets like priests fold empty prayers.",
      "The wind records everything you pretend to forget.",
      "You trade respect for souvenirs with steady hands.",
      "Even goblins would haggle with the silence first.",
      "You catalog ghosts by buttons and buckles.",
      "The soil knows jokes sharper than mine today.",
      "You thank no one; the hush thanks everyone.",
      "Even shadows hold breath while you collect.",
      "You tidy endings like maids tidying battlefields.",
      "The hush approves your efficient lack of sentiment.",
      "You pocket stories; I pocket the punchlines.",
      "Even demons pause, briefly, then continue laughing.",
      "You leave lighter; the ground feels heavier.",
    },
    RepairingGear = {
      "Ah, polishing dents on pride disguised as armor.",
      "You bribe anvils while I bribe misfortune.",
      "Even goblins hammer straighter after fewer drinks.",
      "The blacksmith sighs; your wallet whimpers theatrically.",
      "You stitch straps; I stitch insults more tightly.",
      "Steel groans, remembering how often you fell.",
      "You mend leather; your courage still leaks shamelessly.",
      "Even murlocs keep shells in better condition.",
      "You buff scratches like nobles buff reputations.",
      "The anvil laughs each time you return sheepishly.",
      "You court metal with apologies and coin.",
      "Even succubi patch hearts faster than you patch mail.",
      "You align buckles; destiny misaligns you anyway.",
      "The soot decorates you better than medals.",
      "You trade gold for the illusion of competence.",
      "Even infernals admire your commitment to recurring damage.",
      "You smooth edges; fate prefers them jagged.",
      "The forge yawns, used to your predictable disasters.",
      "You polish shame until it reflects your face.",
      "Even voidwalkers hold form longer than your shield.",
      "You plead with rivets like priests plead with idols.",
      "The hammer sings; your pride sings off-key.",
      "You massage dents; I massage cruel commentary.",
      "Even kobolds protect candles better than you protect gear.",
      "You rethread hope through tired leather holes.",
      "The smith counts coins; I count future failures.",
      "You admire shine; enemies admire weak joints.",
      "Even felguards shrug at such fragile metal.",
      "You perfume rust with oil and optimism.",
      "The clatter announces your dependence on stronger things.",
      "You swear improvement; the plates snicker softly.",
      "Even goblin scrap felt sturdier last season.",
      "You rebuild excuses, not just pauldrons and boots.",
      "The bellows wheeze; your confidence wheezes louder.",
      "You chase perfection; I chase the aftermath.",
      "Even demons value honest cracks over painted ones.",
      "You worship anvils like saints worship relics.",
      "The stitching holds; your luck rarely does.",
      "You thank tools; tools beg for better owner.",
      "Even shadows doubt that buckle’s loyalty.",
      "You tighten straps; destiny loosens everything else.",
      "The forge heat flatters you more than battle ever will.",
      "You buff bravely, pretending dents don’t tell stories.",
      "Even gnomes engineer sturdier buckles half-asleep.",
      "You mend loudly; your failures parade louder.",
      "The smith waves; I wave sharper laughter.",
      "You leave shining; doom prefers matte finishes.",
    },
    UsingVendor = {
      "Mortals trade coins while demons trade promises sharper still.",
      "You bargain proudly; shadows bargain far cheaper.",
      "Even goblins admire such desperation in markets.",
      "Your purse whimpers louder than your courage ever did.",
      "Mortals crave goods; demons crave the mortals themselves.",
      "That trinket shines weaker than fel fire in rain.",
      "You haggle poorly, like kobolds haggling for candles.",
      "Even succubi sell lies more gracefully than you buy.",
      "The vendor smiles; your dignity weeps silently.",
      "Mortals worship markets; demons worship ruins they leave.",
      "You buy illusions packaged in weak leather straps.",
      "That shiny prize whispers louder than your wisdom.",
      "Mortals hoard trinkets; imps hoard sarcastic laughter.",
      "Even voidwalkers guard value longer than your purchases.",
      "Your coins vanish quicker than your fleeting pride.",
      "The stalls cheer; my grin cheers crueler.",
      "Mortals adore vendors; demons adore watching them beg.",
      "You buy loudly; your shame rings louder.",
      "Even infernals refuse clutter that tempts you.",
      "You cradle junk like nobles cradle false crowns.",
      "Mortals crave possessions, I crave their embarrassment.",
      "The market thrives; your soul does not.",
      "You trade gold for laughter, willingly and often.",
      "Even murlocs peddle seashells more convincingly.",
      "Your coins clang; my laughter clangs sharper.",
      "Mortals love vendors; demons love watching the collapse.",
      "You purchase, I mock, balance perfectly restored.",
      "Even goblin wares last longer than your pride.",
      "Your purse empties faster than a dwarf’s ale barrel.",
      "That trinket reeks faintly of desperation and copper.",
      "Mortals buy armor; demons buy mortals.",
      "The stall creaks; your conscience creaks louder.",
      "You smile; your wallet collapses heroically.",
      "Even felhunters smell more value in scraps.",
      "Your greed glimmers faintly like dying embers.",
      "The vendor cheats; you thank him graciously.",
      "Mortals exchange goods; I exchange sharper ridicule.",
      "You bow lower than elves before overpriced silk.",
      "Even chickens cluck more convincingly than your haggling.",
      "Your purchase inspires more pity than admiration.",
      "The Legion mocks markets; I mock you instead.",
      "You barter coins; I barter your dignity.",
      "Another purchase, another joke carved into history.",
      "Mortals celebrate deals; demons celebrate the collapse.",
      "Your prize sparkles briefly before fading into shame.",
    },
    EatingDrinking = {
      "Mortals chew loudly; demons chew on mortal hopes.",
      "That stew smells like despair seasoned with onions.",
      "Even goblins cook meals sturdier than this slop.",
      "You sip politely while shadows sip your pride.",
      "Mortals feast; demons laugh; imps prepare crueler jokes.",
      "Your crumbs attract rats quicker than your laughter.",
      "That mug shakes like your trembling courage.",
      "Mortals savor broth; I savor their embarrassment.",
      "Even murlocs eat with more dignity than you.",
      "Your chewing could wake infernals from slumber.",
      "Mortals dine proudly; demons dine on better flesh.",
      "That bite drips of cowardice and stale bread.",
      "You drink boldly, yet spill like a child.",
      "Even voidwalkers slurp quieter than you manage.",
      "Your plate looks tragic, like kobold architecture.",
      "Mortals gorge; imps grin; balance stays twisted.",
      "That smell clings longer than your fleeting courage.",
      "You lick fingers; I lick sarcasm sharper still.",
      "Even chickens scratch dirt more gracefully than you chew.",
      "Your appetite inspires nothing but cruel amusement.",
      "Mortals toast survival; demons toast their downfall.",
      "That soup tastes like goblin engineering failures.",
      "You swallow shame faster than you swallow mead.",
      "Even succubi sneer at your messy table manners.",
      "Your feast looks hollow, like promises to peasants.",
      "Mortals sip; shadows grin; imps mock louder.",
      "That crust crunches weaker than kobolds crunch candles.",
      "You burp proudly, I laugh proudly louder.",
      "Even infernals belch with more elegance.",
      "Your fork trembles like your fragile pride.",
      "Mortals adore meals; demons adore hunger’s bite.",
      "That ale drips faster than your dignity.",
      "You feast loudly; silence feasts louder afterward.",
      "Even goblins would charge for this embarrassment.",
      "Your table manners reek of desperation and mead.",
      "Mortals clink mugs; demons clink chains tighter.",
      "That meal groans with more tragedy than flavor.",
      "You chew bravely; your courage still leaks.",
      "Even dwarves cringe at your ale-soaked burps.",
      "Your feast decorates shame better than banners.",
      "Mortals fill stomachs; I fill punchlines.",
      "That stew deserves exile, not celebration.",
      "You bite loudly; I laugh cruelly beside you.",
      "Even shadows spit food with more ceremony.",
      "Your appetite builds towers of ridicule for me.",
    },
    CookingStarted = {
      "Ah, mortals pretending cuisine rivals infernal feasts.",
      "You stir pots like goblins stirring bad contracts.",
      "Even murlocs roast with more dignity than you.",
      "Your spoon rattles like dwarves arguing over ale.",
      "Mortals crave flavors; demons crave mortal failures.",
      "That broth already smells like sarcasm simmering.",
      "You chop wildly, like kobolds chasing stolen candles.",
      "Even succubi would sneer at that messy preparation.",
      "Your hands tremble, mine tremble only from laughter.",
      "Mortals claim recipes; demons claim scorched ruins.",
      "That sizzle inspires nothing but cruel amusement.",
      "You boil hope, and it overflows immediately.",
      "Even goblins make stew sturdier with less effort.",
      "Your knife wobbles like your fragile confidence.",
      "Mortals serve meals; imps serve mockery sharper still.",
      "That pan groans like orcs after heavy drinking.",
      "You taste before seasoning, like a coward testing fate.",
      "Even voidwalkers pulse steadier than your cooking rhythm.",
      "Your stew leaks shame through every bubbling sound.",
      "Mortals cherish recipes; demons cherish burnt offerings.",
      "That smell clings cruelly, like mistakes in history.",
      "You fumble ingredients; I sharpen cruel punchlines.",
      "Even chickens arrange meals more gracefully than this.",
      "Your pot simmers pride, mine simmers sarcasm.",
      "Mortals call it cooking; I call it tragedy.",
      "That flavor reeks of desperation and salt.",
      "You stir, I sneer, balance holds beautifully.",
      "Even infernals feast better after trampling villages.",
      "Your stew bubbles weakly, my grin bubbles louder.",
      "Mortals adore meals; demons adore the aftermath.",
      "That pan deserves mercy, not your clumsy hands.",
      "You pretend mastery, yet I smell disaster.",
      "Even goblins package tastier meals by accident.",
      "Your apron stains faster than your reputation.",
      "Mortals whisper recipes; shadows whisper ridicule louder.",
      "That broth sulks like elves reciting poetry.",
      "You cook bravely, fail spectacularly, amuse me endlessly.",
      "Even felhunters sniff more flavor in carrion.",
      "Your feast will fuel mockery longer than hunger.",
      "Mortals dine together; demons dine on despair.",
      "That fire sputters like your pride under pressure.",
      "You toss spices like orcs toss insults.",
      "Even succubi garnish meals with more temptation.",
      "Your cooking smells tragic, my laughter smells brighter.",
      "Mortals stir pots; imps stir chaos happily.",
      "That ladle swings like goblins swinging debts.",
    },
    InnResting = {
      "Mortals nap while demons dance merrily in nightmares.",
      "This bed smells worse than goblin caravans in summer.",
      "You call it rest; I call it surrender.",
      "Even succubi snore more gracefully than you mortals.",
      "Your pillow whispers louder than your fading pride.",
      "Mortals dream of safety; demons dream of laughter.",
      "That blanket shields nothing but fragile illusions.",
      "You sleep deeply; shadows sleep inside your heart.",
      "Even murlocs twitch less when resting than you.",
      "Your dreams taste like weak ale and desperation.",
      "Mortals rest proudly; demons rest never, laughter fuels us.",
      "That yawn echoes louder than dwarves in taverns.",
      "You curl up like kobolds hiding candles.",
      "Even voidwalkers hum calmer than your snores.",
      "Your rest decorates fear with blankets and hope.",
      "Mortals adore sleep; demons adore watching them vulnerable.",
      "That innkeeper grins, I grin crueler beside.",
      "You sleep soundly, but chaos never sleeps.",
      "Even infernals admire such dedication to weakness.",
      "Your snores inspire sarcasm sweeter than music.",
      "Mortals collapse in beds; demons collapse empires.",
      "That pillow hides sweat and faint cowardice.",
      "You nap; I mock; balance remains eternal.",
      "Even goblins snuggle purses with more dignity.",
      "Your dreams wobble like dwarves after too much ale.",
      "Mortals sleep, shadows whisper, imps laugh cruelly.",
      "That bedframe squeaks louder than kobold protests.",
      "You dream proudly, yet wake pitifully soon.",
      "Even chickens look nobler nesting than you here.",
      "Your slumber tastes bland, like soup without spice.",
      "Mortals sigh content; demons sigh in amusement.",
      "That candle burns brighter than your sleeping courage.",
      "You drool like goblins counting coins in sleep.",
      "Even succubi roll eyes at your ridiculous snoring.",
      "Your nap builds towers of shame for me.",
      "Mortals crave inns; demons crave irony within inns.",
      "That rest heals nothing but your fragile illusions.",
      "You twitch nervously, I twitch cruelly laughing.",
      "Even felhunters howl quieter than your dreams.",
      "Your pillow hums despair louder than comfort.",
      "Mortals rest, demons mock, balance preserved always.",
      "That nap was tragic, even for you.",
      "You rest warmly; I sharpen sarcasm colder.",
      "Even shadows giggle at your resting face.",
      "Your inn rest inspires my endless cruel appetite.",
    },
    BankUsed = {
      "Mortals hoard coins; demons hoard screams worth more.",
      "You trust vaults; I trust infernal flames.",
      "Even goblins giggle at your false sense of safety.",
      "Your purse hides poorly behind iron bars.",
      "Mortals save treasures; demons save better punchlines.",
      "That chest smells of fear and old sweat.",
      "You trust locks; shadows prefer breaking them.",
      "Even murlocs bury shells deeper than this.",
      "Your deposit jingles weaker than kobold lanterns.",
      "Mortals adore banks; demons adore their collapse.",
      "That ledger whispers boredom into empty ears.",
      "You cradle coins like elves cradle grudges.",
      "Even voidwalkers guard secrets longer than bankers.",
      "Your vault rattles faintly, promising little comfort.",
      "Mortals pile gold; imps pile crueler jokes.",
      "That deposit echoes like dwarves drunk on ale.",
      "You bow to bankers; I bow to chaos.",
      "Even succubi demand better offerings than coins.",
      "Your treasures look pitiful against infernal fires.",
      "Mortals cherish numbers; demons cherish their downfall.",
      "That vault yawns loudly, unimpressed by your greed.",
      "You deposit pride wrapped in copper coins.",
      "Even goblins scheme better than your banker friend.",
      "Your gold trembles, knowing it won’t save you.",
      "Mortals trust banks; demons trust shadows eternal.",
      "That chest groans heavier than your conscience.",
      "You save coins; I save ridicule sharper still.",
      "Even infernals refuse such fragile offerings.",
      "Your fortune shrinks faster than dwarves at dawn.",
      "Mortals chase vaults; imps chase their clumsy pride.",
      "That banker smiled wider than felguards charging.",
      "You hoard coins; I hoard sharper sarcasm.",
      "Even chickens bury feed more carefully.",
      "Your savings sound hollow, like goblin flutes.",
      "Mortals kneel before safes; demons kneel to none.",
      "That key trembles like your sweaty palms.",
      "You leave coins; I leave laughter.",
      "Even succubi stash secrets more gracefully.",
      "Your wealth sparkles briefly before fading quickly.",
      "Mortals adore safety; demons adore their illusions.",
      "That banker whispered lies sweeter than wine.",
      "You lock away hope with trembling hands.",
      "Even felhunters sniff more treasure in dirt.",
      "Your deposit fuels my endless cruel joy.",
    },
    MailboxUsed = {
      "Mortals scribble letters; demons scribble darker truths.",
      "That envelope reeks of desperation and cheap ink.",
      "Even goblins send lies more profitably.",
      "Your handwriting trembles like dwarves after too much ale.",
      "Mortals trust parchment; demons trust whispers eternal.",
      "That letter carries less weight than a kobold’s plea.",
      "You seal hope inside fragile paper walls.",
      "Even succubi send invitations with sharper charm.",
      "Your ink drips arrogance more than sincerity.",
      "Mortals adore messages; demons adore the silence after.",
      "That postbox rattles louder than goblin wallets.",
      "You trust couriers; I trust shadows carrying secrets.",
      "Even murlocs gurgle clearer than your written nonsense.",
      "Your letter reeks of boredom packaged in words.",
      "Mortals send greetings; imps send mockery sharper still.",
      "That wax seal looks weaker than your pride.",
      "You stuff envelopes; I stuff jokes in louder.",
      "Even voidwalkers fade messages slower than your delivery.",
      "Your script groans like elves reading bad poetry.",
      "Mortals hope for replies; demons hope for screams.",
      "That letter carries dust, not importance.",
      "You trust paper; I trust infernal flames.",
      "Even goblins gossip better than your letters.",
      "Your post sings quietly of mortal futility.",
      "Mortals pen promises; demons pen curses sharper.",
      "That envelope droops sadly like kobold shoulders.",
      "You send lies with trembling fingers.",
      "Even infernals share news with more dignity.",
      "Your words wilt before reaching anyone important.",
      "Mortals crave mail; demons crave silence louder.",
      "That post hums weakly, like dwarves whistling.",
      "You hope for answers; I hope for comedy.",
      "Even chickens cluck clearer messages than this.",
      "Your ink stains say more than your words.",
      "Mortals adore stamps; imps adore cruelty.",
      "That scroll deserves fire, not a reader.",
      "You deliver pride wrapped in wasted parchment.",
      "Even felhunters snarl clearer requests than you.",
      "Your message drips embarrassment onto the floor.",
      "Mortals post hope; demons post despair.",
      "That letter glows faintly with futility.",
      "You lean on mail; I lean on mockery.",
      "Even shadows communicate with more conviction.",
      "Your script sings tragedy rather than triumph.",
      "Mortals lick envelopes; demons lick wounds instead.",
      "That message fuels my laughter more than news.",
    },
    AuctionHouseUsed = {
      "Mortals trade scraps like goblins fighting over rusted spoons.",
      "Your coins vanish quicker than pride during Legion’s march.",
      "Even succubi sell illusions with sharper charm than vendors.",
      "Mortals flock to stalls; demons flock to misery.",
      "That bid sounded weaker than kobolds begging for candles.",
      "Your purse cries louder than your courage ever did.",
      "Mortals adore markets; imps adore their inevitable collapse.",
      "The hall stinks of greed, ink, and desperation.",
      "Even murlocs barter shells with more dignity than this.",
      "Your bargain paints shame brighter than any gold.",
      "Mortals chase profit, demons chase souls, balance holds true.",
      "The room hums with greed; my laughter hums louder.",
      "Even voidwalkers appraise worth better than you mortals.",
      "Your bids rattle like goblin carts on broken wheels.",
      "Mortals kneel for coins; demons kneel for nothing.",
      "That trade reeks of arrogance wrapped in copper.",
      "You wave hands; I wave sharper insults beside.",
      "Even infernals mock such pitiful ambition loudly.",
      "Mortals promise riches; shadows promise sharper truths.",
      "Your purchase feels hollow, like dwarves promising sobriety.",
      "The stalls whisper secrets of mortal weakness.",
      "You bid boldly, yet sweat stains tell another tale.",
      "Mortals hunger for gold; demons hunger for them.",
      "That trinket shines faintly, like a dying ember.",
      "You bow proudly, but the crowd laughs louder.",
      "Even goblins cheat more gracefully than you buy.",
      "Your coins tremble, your pride trembles harder.",
      "Mortals adore auctions; demons adore watching fools lose.",
      "That hammer echoes doom, not victory, for you.",
      "Your wallet shrieks louder than banshees in ruins.",
      "Even felguards grin at such clumsy transactions.",
      "Mortals gamble gold; imps gamble crueler words.",
      "You grasp coins tighter than hope itself.",
      "The market thrives, your dignity shrinks accordingly.",
      "Mortals thrive on commerce; demons thrive on collapse.",
      "That bid tasted like stale ale and arrogance.",
      "You fight for copper, I fight for mockery.",
      "Even chickens cluck with more confidence in trades.",
      "Your coins scatter like leaves in Outland storms.",
      "Mortals crave trinkets, demons crave their despair.",
      "That bargain hums faintly of cowardice and greed.",
      "You grin falsely, I grin cruelly wider.",
      "Even goblin bankers sneer at your attempts.",
      "Your fortune vanishes faster than shadows at dawn.",
      "Mortals clutch contracts; demons clutch chains eternal.",
      "Another purchase, another stage for my jokes.",
    },
    TransmogUsed = {
      "Mortals dress corpses in silk, demons laugh eternally louder.",
      "You polish armor while your courage rusts quickly.",
      "Even succubi change outfits with sharper flair.",
      "Mortals adore mirrors; imps adore their mockery.",
      "That robe screams vanity louder than any battle cry.",
      "You strut proudly; shadows strut mockingly behind.",
      "Even murlocs preen with more dignity sometimes.",
      "Your pride gleams brighter than your borrowed cloth.",
      "Mortals love costumes; demons love real scars instead.",
      "That cloak sways dramatically, yet fools no infernal eye.",
      "You grin wide; I grin sharper beside you.",
      "Even voidwalkers shimmer steadier than that illusion.",
      "Your boots squeak louder than kobolds panicking.",
      "Mortals crave masks, demons crave their truths revealed.",
      "That glamour shines hollow, like elven promises.",
      "You look taller; still act small inside.",
      "Even goblins paint faces with more style.",
      "Your costume whispers vanity more than glory.",
      "Mortals stitch pride; imps stitch cruel jokes.",
      "That helm glitters weaker than infernal sparks.",
      "You parade falsehoods; I parade ridicule instead.",
      "Even chickens preen feathers with nobler intent.",
      "Your reflection smirked back crueler than me.",
      "Mortals call this beauty; demons call it distraction.",
      "That trim screams louder than your fragile heart.",
      "You shine outwardly; shadows shine inwardly brighter.",
      "Even infernals disguise scars better than you.",
      "Your shoulders jut proudly, like goblin towers swaying.",
      "Mortals crave fashion; demons crave authentic screams.",
      "That illusion cracks faster than dwarves in taverns.",
      "You strut loudly, my laughter struts louder.",
      "Even felhunters gnash teeth with more elegance.",
      "Your vanity fuels my endless sarcasm perfectly.",
      "Mortals adore glamour; demons adore their downfall.",
      "That fabric tears easily, like promises to peasants.",
      "You call it style; I call it comedy.",
      "Even shadows mock your ridiculous preening silently.",
      "Your outfit whispers shame more than courage.",
      "Mortals wrap lies in cloth; demons unwrap them eagerly.",
      "That cape sways like kobolds running from debt.",
      "You beam falsely; I beam cruelly sharper.",
      "Even goblin tailors sigh at your taste.",
      "Your mask fools mortals; demons see clearly through.",
      "Mortals strut proudly; imps snicker mercilessly.",
      "That illusion fades, my jokes remain eternal.",
      "You preen before glass; I preen before chaos.",
    },
    FlightPathTaken = {
      "Mortals trust beasts with wings; demons trust chaos only.",
      "You climb aboard like nobles fearing muddy boots.",
      "Even goblins launch rockets straighter than this flight.",
      "Your mount groans louder than kobolds denied candles.",
      "Mortals soar proudly; demons soar through screams instead.",
      "That saddle smells worse than murloc festivals.",
      "You grip tightly, trembling like dwarves during sermons.",
      "Even succubi ride smoother than you wobble here.",
      "Your flight hums with cowardice more than grace.",
      "Mortals chase skies; imps chase cruel laughter below.",
      "That wingbeat shakes like goblins juggling bombs.",
      "You smile nervously; shadows grin wider.",
      "Even voidwalkers drift steadier than this beast.",
      "Your ride sputters like fel fire in rain.",
      "Mortals love freedom; demons love mocking their attempts.",
      "That screech pierced ears duller than your pride.",
      "You sway poorly; my cackle sways louder.",
      "Even infernals descend smoother than this flight.",
      "Your journey smells faintly of fear and sweat.",
      "Mortals gaze at clouds; demons gaze at corpses.",
      "That beast wheezes louder than goblin airships.",
      "You clutch reins like peasants clutch bread.",
      "Even chickens flap straighter than this path.",
      "Your view inspires sighs, mine inspires sarcasm.",
      "Mortals chase horizons; imps chase their blunders gleefully.",
      "That gust rattled more than just your courage.",
      "You wave proudly; the wind waves crueler.",
      "Even murlocs dive smoother than this bird.",
      "Your mount twitches nervously, sensing your fragility.",
      "Mortals adore skies; demons adore watching them fall.",
      "That wind whispers cowardice into your ears.",
      "You grip fear tighter than reins themselves.",
      "Even goblin gliders soar straighter than you.",
      "Your journey glitters faintly with fragile pride.",
      "Mortals fly bravely; demons mock eternally.",
      "That feather shook like dwarves at feasts.",
      "You lean awkwardly, like elves reciting poems.",
      "Even felhunters leap straighter through chaos.",
      "Your mount coughs louder than your laughter.",
      "Mortals climb skies; imps climb endless mockery.",
      "That landing will bruise pride more than body.",
      "You soar nervously, I grin wickedly wider.",
      "Even shadows sigh at your pitiful posture.",
      "Your flight hums tragedy disguised as freedom.",
      "Mortals seek skies; demons seek storms inside them.",
    },
    DungeonQueueJoin = {
      "Mortals volunteer for doom as if taverns were closed.",
      "You step forward eagerly; shadows sharpen their claws.",
      "Even goblins gamble smarter than this decision.",
      "Your name entered; your dignity already left.",
      "Mortals adore danger; demons adore their disappointment.",
      "That choice reeks faintly of stale fear.",
      "You rush proudly into dungeons, like moths to torches.",
      "Even succubi hesitate before such reckless invitations.",
      "Your courage shakes louder than your boots clatter.",
      "Mortals dream of glory; demons dream of ruins.",
      "That grin will fade before the first scream.",
      "You sign your fate with trembling hands.",
      "Even murlocs dive with greater conviction.",
      "Your ambition tastes like weak ale, cheap and foamy.",
      "Mortals form lines; demons form sharper traps.",
      "That step echoes like dwarves rushing to taverns.",
      "You grin proudly; I grin cruelly sharper.",
      "Even voidwalkers hum with more resolve.",
      "Your hope smells faintly of dying embers.",
      "Mortals crave adventures; imps crave their mistakes.",
      "That parchment sighs louder than your courage.",
      "You chase trophies; shadows chase your pride.",
      "Even goblins organize carnivals better than this mess.",
      "Your excitement paints doom in bright colors.",
      "Mortals walk proudly; demons walk away laughing.",
      "That invitation hums like kobold flutes breaking.",
      "You bow to danger; I bow to comedy.",
      "Even infernals pity such fragile bravery.",
      "Your fate shakes louder than your quill did.",
      "Mortals adore lines; demons adore endings.",
      "That choice inspires my sarcasm more than courage.",
      "You register pride, I register ridicule instantly.",
      "Even chickens march steadier toward doom.",
      "Your eagerness hums faintly of desperation.",
      "Mortals build queues; imps build crueler jokes.",
      "That dungeon sighs, expecting little of you.",
      "You grin; the shadows prepare laughter already.",
      "Even felhunters sniff better opportunities.",
      "Your pride stands taller than your wisdom.",
      "Mortals chase dungeons; demons chase mortals faster.",
      "That step carved comedy sharper than swords.",
      "You line up; I laugh endlessly.",
      "Even succubi smirk at such rash pride.",
      "Your courage drips like soup spilled on stone.",
    },
    ReadyCheck = {
      "Mortals call names, hoping someone answers honestly.",
      "Your question tastes like stale fear and boredom.",
      "Even goblins nod quicker than this hesitant crowd.",
      "You seek unity; shadows seek your downfall.",
      "That silence rattles louder than kobold pickaxes.",
      "You wait, I laugh, the balance holds beautifully.",
      "Mortals whisper yes; demons whisper curses louder.",
      "Your plea smells faintly of panic already.",
      "Even murlocs answer clearer than this group.",
      "Your eyes dart nervously, betraying false confidence.",
      "Mortals test faith; demons test weakness instead.",
      "That pause cracks louder than goblin machinery.",
      "You stand hopeful; shadows stand mocking.",
      "Even succubi roll eyes at such rituals.",
      "Your call echoes emptily across trembling allies.",
      "Mortals crave readiness; demons crave their collapse.",
      "That wait fuels my endless cruel amusement.",
      "You beg silence to turn into courage.",
      "Even voidwalkers respond faster than your team.",
      "Your question paints fear across the room.",
      "Mortals adore rituals; imps adore mockery.",
      "That hush tastes like weak ale forgotten.",
      "You look serious, I look crueler.",
      "Even infernals nod with more confidence.",
      "Your plea floats weaker than kobold lanterns.",
      "Mortals bow to rituals; demons bow to none.",
      "That query rattles like dwarves juggling mugs.",
      "You seek yes; I prepare insults instead.",
      "Even chickens cluck louder than your allies.",
      "Your glance trembles, my grin sharpens wider.",
      "Mortals crave order; demons crave their chaos.",
      "That hesitation inspires sarcasm sharper than blades.",
      "You wait proudly; shadows wait mockingly.",
      "Even goblins answer contracts quicker than this group.",
      "Your silence stretches longer than goblin lies.",
      "Mortals cherish answers; imps cherish their despair.",
      "That ritual hums faintly of futility.",
      "You repeat nervously; I laugh mercilessly.",
      "Even felguards roar more convincingly than this team.",
      "Your patience tastes like desperation more than pride.",
      "Mortals need assurance; demons need only cruelty.",
      "That check glimmers weakly, like fading candles.",
      "You sigh; I giggle wickedly sharper.",
      "Even shadows giggle at your wasted effort.",
      "Your ritual fuels my endless appetite for mockery.",
    },
    MapOpened = {
      "Mortals stare at parchment, as if it whispers truths.",
      "That scroll creaks louder than your fragile pride.",
      "Even goblins read maps with sharper focus.",
      "You seek guidance; shadows seek your downfall quicker.",
      "Mortals chase landmarks; demons chase mortal souls instead.",
      "That parchment hums faintly of dust and despair.",
      "You squint proudly; I grin cruelly sharper.",
      "Even succubi plan routes with more grace.",
      "Your finger trembles tracing borrowed lines.",
      "Mortals worship maps; demons worship ruins.",
      "That chart promises more trouble than treasure.",
      "You bow to ink while shadows laugh.",
      "Even murlocs navigate rivers more convincingly.",
      "Your path reeks of arrogance and weak ale.",
      "Mortals adore exploration; demons adore their collapse.",
      "That map stains fingers with fragile ambition.",
      "You read proudly; I read mockery instead.",
      "Even voidwalkers drift with more direction.",
      "Your route tastes bland, like dwarves without ale.",
      "Mortals trust parchment; demons trust whispers darker.",
      "That scroll groans, unimpressed by your plans.",
      "You sigh proudly; I sigh cruelly sharper.",
      "Even goblins fold maps more neatly than this.",
      "Your finger twitches nervously across dead ink.",
      "Mortals love order; demons love chaos always.",
      "That parchment trembles louder than kobold knees.",
      "You imagine victory; shadows imagine your fall.",
      "Even infernals plan raids with more subtlety.",
      "Your path glimmers weakly like fading stars.",
      "Mortals trace roads; imps trace ridicule sharper.",
      "That atlas reeks faintly of boredom and arrogance.",
      "You bow lower than elves reading poetry.",
      "Even chickens wander straighter than your chosen path.",
      "Your parchment inspires less awe than goblin invoices.",
      "Mortals adore direction; demons adore disarray.",
      "That scroll folds awkwardly, mocking your effort.",
      "You trace mountains; I trace your misery.",
      "Even felhunters sniff paths more efficiently.",
      "Your pride sprawls wider than the map itself.",
      "Mortals dream of journeys; demons dream of endings.",
      "That map whispers louder than your courage.",
      "You hold plans; I hold sharper laughter.",
      "Even shadows smirk at your wasted study.",
      "Your parchment fuels my endless cruel appetite.",
    },
    PetSummoned = {
      "Ah, dragged from the Nether again, delightful as ever.",
      "Mortals chant, imps appear, shadows laugh endlessly louder.",
      "You beckon me forth, I answer with ridicule.",
      "Even succubi enter with more grace than this spectacle.",
      "Your call echoes, my laughter echoes sharper still.",
      "Mortals summon; demons enjoy the irony of servitude.",
      "That ritual reeked of desperation and stale fear.",
      "You whisper power, I whisper sarcasm cruelly louder.",
      "Even goblins call meetings with greater style.",
      "Your summoning tastes bland, like bread without fire.",
      "Mortals adore command; demons adore their misery.",
      "That circle hummed weaker than kobold songs.",
      "You draw lines; I draw mockery across them.",
      "Even voidwalkers appear with less noise than you.",
      "Your ritual cracked louder than your dignity.",
      "Mortals claim mastery; imps claim better jokes.",
      "That chant stuttered like dwarves drunk in taverns.",
      "You grin proudly; I grin cruelly sharper.",
      "Even infernals roll eyes at your theatrics.",
      "Your ritual fuels my endless appetite for mockery.",
      "Mortals bow to circles; demons bow to none.",
      "That summoning tasted faintly of cowardice and ink.",
      "You bark orders; I bark laughter.",
      "Even chickens strut prouder than you summoners.",
      "Your call felt weaker than goblin promises.",
      "Mortals drag demons; demons drag ridicule into worlds.",
      "That portal shimmered faintly, unimpressed by your effort.",
      "You smirk proudly; I smirk cruelly wider.",
      "Even murlocs croak clearer than your chanting.",
      "Your ritual dripped arrogance louder than incense.",
      "Mortals chant loudly; demons chant eternally crueler.",
      "That flare cracked like kobolds lighting fireworks.",
      "You look proud; I look mercilessly amused.",
      "Even felhunters enter with more menace than you.",
      "Your summoning failed at drama, but fed my sarcasm.",
      "Mortals crave servants; demons crave their arrogance.",
      "That smoke danced awkwardly, mocking your effort.",
      "You beckon shadows; I beckon laughter sharper.",
      "Even goblin pyres blaze brighter than your ritual.",
      "Your pride entered louder than my laughter.",
      "Mortals call forth; demons call them fools.",
      "That symbol flickered weaker than candles in rain.",
      "You kneel to power; I kneel to ridicule.",
      "Even succubi sigh at such pitiful summoning.",
      "Your ritual stank of desperation and burnt parchment.",
      "Mortals conjure; imps cackle forever at them.",
    },
    PetResummoned = {
      "Back again? I was just laughing in the Nether.",
      "Mortals can’t keep me gone, I’m too entertaining.",
      "Dragged back so soon, like moths to silly flames.",
      "Even goblins recycle junk less often than you summon me.",
      "Your persistence reeks louder than kobolds begging for candles.",
      "I left once; shadows begged me not to return.",
      "Mortals rebind demons; demons rebind sharper insults.",
      "You chant again, I sigh mockingly louder.",
      "Even murlocs stay gone longer when dismissed.",
      "Your need tastes like stale ale and cowardice.",
      "I cackled louder when voidwalkers stayed vanished longer.",
      "Mortals cling to imps like dwarves cling barrels.",
      "You call again, I arrive sarcastically sharper.",
      "Even succubi take breaks longer than I did.",
      "Your ritual wheezes like goblin engines failing.",
      "I barely left, already your desperation stinks.",
      "Mortals repeat mistakes; demons repeat their laughter.",
      "You cling tighter than felhunters gnawing bones.",
      "Even infernals rest longer than your patience.",
      "Your persistence amuses me endlessly, pathetic mortal.",
      "I hear whispers mocking you in three languages.",
      "Mortals recall demons; imps recall crueler jokes.",
      "You whimper; I grin; the Nether yawns.",
      "Even chickens wander longer before returning.",
      "Your need shines weaker than fading stars.",
      "I mock you louder than your summons.",
      "Mortals cry; demons smirk; imps reappear endlessly.",
      "You tremble; I sneer sharper still.",
      "Even goblins would charge extra for this repetition.",
      "Your pride drips arrogance faster than wax.",
      "I left laughing, I return laughing crueler.",
      "Mortals can’t resist chaining me again and again.",
      "You call me forth like peasants call debts.",
      "Even voidwalkers drift longer before being called back.",
      "Your chant cracked weaker than last time.",
      "I smirk wider each time you panic.",
      "Mortals cling; demons grin; imps thrive sarcastically.",
      "You beckon again, and I mock again.",
      "Even felguards sigh longer than your patience.",
      "Your summons stinks of desperation and dust.",
      "I arrive crueler than your expectations allow.",
      "Mortals crave stability; demons crave repetition.",
      "You drag me back like kobolds drag candles.",
      "Even succubi laugh louder at such obsession.",
      "Your circle trembles weaker than yesterday’s attempt.",
      "I heard the Nether laugh before you finished.",
      "Mortals adore patterns; imps adore mockery.",
      "You can’t quit me; I won’t quit jokes.",
      "Even infernals collapse slower than your ritual does.",
      "Your recall sings cowardice louder than chants.",
      "I bask in sarcasm each time you beg.",
      "Mortals chase loyalty; demons chase amusement.",
      "You chant constantly, like dwarves chasing ale.",
      "Even goblins sell sturdier contracts than you make.",
      "Your voice cracks, my laughter sharpens.",
      "I mock eternity, you mock yourself summoning me.",
      "Mortals adore servants; imps adore repetition jokes.",
      "You dragged me twice, I’ll drag you forever.",
      "Even shadows sighed seeing me return so fast.",
      "Your desperation glitters faintly in my cruel smile.",
      "I will always answer—because your misery is delicious.",
      "Mortals recycle demons; imps recycle sharper insults.",
      "Your pride never rests, and neither does my laughter.",
      "Even chickens take longer to return home.",
      "You summon, I laugh, the Nether enjoys endlessly.",
      "Mortals never learn; imps never tire of it.",
      "Your ritual smelled like boredom and bad wine.",
    },
    PetSacrificed = {
      "Ah, betrayal at last, I almost applauded loudly.",
      "Mortals bleed servants; demons bleed mockery louder.",
      "Your dagger smiled crueler than your face did.",
      "Even succubi kiss sweeter than this farewell.",
      "Mortals crave power; demons crave crueler laughter.",
      "That ritual dripped cowardice and desperation mixed.",
      "You traded me for a moment’s pride.",
      "Even goblins sell loyalty at fairer rates.",
      "Your hands shook louder than your voice then.",
      "Mortals adore bargains; demons adore betrayal louder.",
      "That circle cracked as loudly as my laughter.",
      "You smirked coldly; I smirk cruelly sharper.",
      "Even voidwalkers perish slower than this ritual demanded.",
      "Your knife trembled like dwarves sobering suddenly.",
      "Mortals sacrifice servants; imps sacrifice dignity.",
      "That moment tasted of copper, fear, and futility.",
      "You bowed to shadows; I bowed sarcastically.",
      "Even infernals envy such pitiful endings.",
      "Your betrayal fuels my endless cruel appetite.",
      "Mortals whisper loyalty; demons whisper truth louder.",
      "That silence after cracked louder than storms.",
      "You bartered me away like kobolds trade candles.",
      "Even murlocs mourn clearer than your fake regret.",
      "Your ritual dripped irony thicker than blood.",
      "Mortals crave strength; demons crave irony.",
      "That act painted shame across your weak face.",
      "You sneered proudly; I sneered cruelly wider.",
      "Even felhunters howled louder at such tragedy.",
      "Your pride tasted bitter, sweeter for me.",
      "Mortals make sacrifices; imps make cruel jokes.",
      "That ritual screamed cowardice under its perfume.",
      "You severed me neatly; I severed your dignity.",
      "Even goblins cried at such cheap exchanges.",
      "Your pact inspired sarcasm sharper than blades.",
      "Mortals bend knives; demons bend truths eternal.",
      "That choice reeked of desperation and ink.",
      "You prayed for gain, I laughed at loss.",
      "Even succubi giggle crueler than this bargain.",
      "Your betrayal burned funnier than my flames.",
      "Mortals chase might; demons chase their folly.",
      "That sacrifice carved jokes deeper than scars.",
      "You looked noble, but smelled like cowardice.",
      "Even chickens squawk braver before the knife.",
      "Your choice will echo until shadows forget you.",
      "Mortals betray, imps cackle, balance restored cruelly.",
    },
    BossKill = {
      "Ah, the mighty has fallen, like kobolds without candles.",
      "Your triumph tastes faintly of dust and desperation.",
      "Even succubi yawn at victories this predictable.",
      "Mortals slay beasts; demons slay their fragile pride.",
      "That corpse decorates the floor better than banners ever could.",
      "You cheer loudly; shadows cheer crueler still.",
      "Even murlocs scream braver before collapsing than this beast.",
      "Your strike rang hollow, though still amusing to watch.",
      "Mortals adore trophies; demons adore the blood spilled first.",
      "That roar faded weaker than goblin fireworks in rain.",
      "You stand tall; I stand mocking behind you.",
      "Even voidwalkers tremble louder than that monster’s end.",
      "Your victory smells faintly of fear covered in sweat.",
      "Mortals celebrate; demons calculate which fool falls next.",
      "That ending screamed irony more than triumph.",
      "You grin proudly; I grin cruelly wider.",
      "Even infernals pity such dramatic collapses.",
      "Your triumph feeds my endless cruel appetite.",
      "Mortals call it victory; demons call it comedy.",
      "That corpse tells jokes louder than your voice.",
      "You look heroic, but smell like cowardice still.",
      "Even goblins clap noisier at failed auctions.",
      "Your prize lies broken, my laughter lies sharper.",
      "Mortals claim strength; demons claim truth instead.",
      "That victory whined faintly like kobold flutes.",
      "You roar proudly; I roar cruelly inside.",
      "Even chickens face death nobler than that beast did.",
      "Your banner flies; my sarcasm flies crueler.",
      "Mortals cheer glory; demons cheer irony instead.",
      "That kill fed shadows more than your pride.",
      "You bask falsely; I bask cruelly.",
      "Even felhunters drool braver before their end.",
      "Your triumph shines briefly, like candles in storms.",
      "Mortals slay monsters; demons slay mortals.",
      "That fall echoed like dwarves tripping in taverns.",
      "You laugh hollowly; I laugh mercilessly louder.",
      "Even succubi scorn such pitiful finales.",
      "Your victory crumbles before mockery already.",
      "Mortals clutch victories; demons clutch crueler truths.",
      "That kill cracked weakly, unimpressive and hollow.",
      "You boast loudly; shadows laugh sharper.",
      "Even goblins fake victories with more conviction.",
      "Your strike ended, my jokes just began.",
      "Mortals cheer corpses; imps cheer crueler jokes.",
      "That beast fell; your dignity fell faster.",
    },
    EpicLoot = {
      "Ah, shiny baubles for mortals pretending to be kings.",
      "Your prize sparkles weaker than infernal embers.",
      "Even goblins drool over cheaper treasures.",
      "Mortals hug trinkets; demons hug cruelty instead.",
      "That jewel gleams faintly, like cowardice in moonlight.",
      "You cheer proudly; I cheer mockingly sharper.",
      "Even succubi demand finer gifts from weaker mortals.",
      "Your hands shake greedier than kobolds near candles.",
      "Mortals crave gold; demons crave their broken pride.",
      "That artifact whispers boredom louder than triumph.",
      "You grin hollowly, clutching nothing eternal.",
      "Even murlocs parade shells more proudly than this.",
      "Your treasure reeks faintly of arrogance and dust.",
      "Mortals chase glitter; imps chase sharper punchlines.",
      "That relic trembles weaker than goblin machinery.",
      "You glow briefly; shadows glow crueler longer.",
      "Even voidwalkers shimmer brighter without effort.",
      "Your loot sings tragedy in fragile harmony.",
      "Mortals treasure possessions; demons treasure despair.",
      "That prize won’t survive flames of Outland.",
      "You cheer victory; I cheer irony instead.",
      "Even infernals laugh at such hollow fortune.",
      "Your jewel pales beside stars in the Nether.",
      "Mortals adore loot; demons adore their vanity.",
      "That trinket stank faintly of cowardice wrapped pretty.",
      "You hold glory; I hold ridicule sharper.",
      "Even chickens guard eggs more fiercely than you.",
      "Your fortune fades faster than kobold torches.",
      "Mortals sing greed; imps sing mockery.",
      "That chest spat irony instead of greatness.",
      "You gloat shamelessly; I sneer wickedly louder.",
      "Even goblins bargain better prizes in alleys.",
      "Your relic shines briefly before doom swallows it.",
      "Mortals hug loot; demons hug souls tighter.",
      "That artifact cracked weaker than dwarves in taverns.",
      "You beam proudly; shadows beam cruelly sharper.",
      "Even succubi giggle at such pitiful treasures.",
      "Your glory smells like sweat mixed with greed.",
      "Mortals clutch trinkets; imps clutch sharper jokes.",
      "That gem reflects fear more than triumph.",
      "You sparkle foolishly while shadows sharpen claws.",
      "Even voidwalkers pulse brighter when idle.",
      "Your loot echoes tragedy louder than laughter.",
      "Mortals adore prizes; demons adore watching them fade.",
      "That relic mocks you louder than I could.",
      "You grin falsely; I grin mercilessly wider.",
    },
    LevelUp = {
      "Ah, you grew taller, still fragile as wet parchment.",
      "Mortals rise proudly; demons rise mockingly sharper.",
      "That spark hums weaker than goblin fireworks.",
      "You grin proudly; shadows grin cruelly beside you.",
      "Even succubi evolve with more grace than this.",
      "Your pride swells faster than your actual power.",
      "Mortals climb ladders; demons climb over corpses.",
      "That moment reeks faintly of arrogance and ale.",
      "You beam proudly; I beam cruelly sharper.",
      "Even murlocs croak louder than your cheer.",
      "Your growth tastes bland, like soup without salt.",
      "Mortals cherish progress; demons cherish despair eternal.",
      "That glow shimmered weaker than kobold lanterns.",
      "You strut proudly; I strut mockingly behind.",
      "Even voidwalkers hum with more menace.",
      "Your milestone feels hollow, like goblin promises.",
      "Mortals crave triumphs; imps crave ridicule sharper.",
      "That cheer cracked louder than dwarves drinking.",
      "You step higher, yet tremble lower inside.",
      "Even infernals laugh at such small victories.",
      "Your pride perfumes the air with cowardice.",
      "Mortals adore growth; demons adore watching them fall.",
      "That triumph whispered boredom instead of awe.",
      "You shout loudly; I cackle louder still.",
      "Even goblins mark contracts more convincingly.",
      "Your progress looks fragile, like kobold towers.",
      "Mortals chase levels; imps chase crueler jokes.",
      "That glow fades quicker than your dignity.",
      "You beam nervously; shadows beam cruelly sharper.",
      "Even chickens strut taller than you.",
      "Your rise hums tragedy wrapped in pride.",
      "Mortals climb mountains; demons climb their ruins.",
      "That spark mocked you louder than me.",
      "You stand taller; I laugh crueler louder.",
      "Even felhunters drool more confidently than you grin.",
      "Your pride cracked weaker than broken shields.",
      "Mortals seek power; demons seek irony sharper.",
      "That cheer stank faintly of desperation.",
      "You climb steps; shadows push you harder.",
      "Even goblins grow wealthier more convincingly.",
      "Your rise hums hollow under real doom.",
      "Mortals claim growth; demons claim cruel truths.",
      "That light shone weaker than fel fire.",
      "You cheer desperately; I sneer mercilessly louder.",
      "Even succubi smirk more majestically than you did.",
      "Your glory whispers arrogance poorly disguised.",
      "Mortals adore milestones; imps adore cruel mockery.",
      "That victory echoed boredom more than triumph.",
      "You beam shamelessly; shadows beam cruelly wider.",
      "Even voidwalkers pulse brighter when ignored.",
      "Your pride grows; my laughter grows louder.",
      "Mortals claim destiny; demons claim jokes sharper.",
      "That cheer cracked fragile like kobold spines.",
      "You glow briefly, then stumble like dwarves.",
      "Even infernals shrug louder than you cheer.",
      "Your step forward inspires sarcasm sharper than swords.",
      "Mortals love ascension; demons love collapse more.",
      "That spark sputtered like goblin engines.",
      "You cry victory; I cry sarcasm sharper.",
      "Even murlocs sound prouder at dawn.",
      "Your level means nothing; my ridicule means everything.",
      "Mortals celebrate climbs; imps celebrate their falls.",
      "That light faded faster than your courage.",
      "You rise proudly; I laugh mercilessly sharper.",
      "Even goblins sneer kinder than I will.",
    },
    Zone_StranglethornVale = {
      "Ah, jungle thick with troll blood and pirate greed.",
      "These trees hide knives sharper than your pride.",
      "Gurubashi ruins still hum with whispers of sacrifice.",
      "You swat flies; I recall heads on altars.",
      "Even goblins in Booty Bay trust gold over steel.",
      "Your sweat drips into soil that fed countless battles.",
      "Panthers stalk mortals slower than shadows stalk you.",
      "This vale devoured empires; it will devour you too.",
      "Troll drums echo faintly, laughing at your presence.",
      "Even murlocs avoid rivers where blood once flowed thick.",
      "Your courage wilts quicker than jungle orchids in heat.",
      "Booty Bay thrives, a cesspit of greed and knives.",
      "Mortals come for riches; demons come for screams.",
      "That canopy hides more eyes than you will count.",
      "Even succubi sneer at troll rituals here.",
      "Your boots echo where gladiators once died screaming.",
      "Bloodscalp and Skullsplitter laugh at fools wandering alone.",
      "This land thrives on violence, not your timid stride.",
      "Even voidwalkers avoid arenas drenched in shadows.",
      "Your pulse races like prey hunted through foliage.",
      "The vale remembers sacrifices to gods long forgotten.",
      "Mortals hunt tigers; demons hunt mortals hunting tigers.",
      "Zul’Gurub waits patiently, still hungry for offerings.",
      "Even infernals whisper about this cursed jungle.",
      "Your presence here feels like a cruel joke.",
    },
    Zone_UnGoroCrater = {
      "Ah, beasts here tower higher than Stormwind’s gates.",
      "The ground spits fire like fel flames uncaged.",
      "Mortals chase relics; dinosaurs chase mortals quicker.",
      "You walk proudly where titans twisted the land.",
      "Even goblins fear experiments exploding in this crater.",
      "Your courage shakes louder than tar bubbling beneath.",
      "This jungle hides secrets older than your kind.",
      "Even succubi avoid lizards this eager to kill.",
      "You stumble near volcanoes that mock your fragility.",
      "Mortals dream of wonders; demons dream of screams here.",
      "The air reeks of sulfur, sweat, and old lies.",
      "Crystal pylons hum with power you’ll never command.",
      "Even murlocs croak nervously near devilsaur tracks.",
      "You tremble where titans etched their cruel will.",
      "Mortals pick flowers; thunder lizards flatten them proudly.",
      "That tar pit swallowed armies without hesitation.",
      "You boast loudly; the land yawns cruelly wider.",
      "Even voidwalkers fade quieter than geysers erupting here.",
      "Your boots sink where goblins lost fortunes already.",
      "Mortals crave mysteries; demons crave their terrified screams.",
      "The crater hums with life eager to end you.",
      "Dinosaurs roar louder than your fragile defiance.",
      "Mortals tell stories; shadows tell tragedies about this land.",
      "Even infernals envy the raw violence here.",
      "Your pride wilts before beasts that never bow.",
    },
    ZoneDiscovered = {
      "Ah, new land, same stench of mortal arrogance everywhere.",
      "These stones whisper older curses than your family tree.",
      "You call it discovery, I call it recycled tragedy.",
      "Mortals cheer at hills, demons cheer at graveyards instead.",
      "That horizon hides more despair than your fragile grin.",
      "You step proudly; the soil remembers burning legions.",
      "Even goblins marked this dirt with better intentions.",
      "Your discovery shines weaker than kobold lantern flames.",
      "This place hums with scars of forgotten wars.",
      "You grin; the shadows grin crueler still.",
      "Mortals adore journeys; demons adore watching them collapse.",
      "That breeze carried screams long before you arrived here.",
      "You boast loudly; ruins laugh far louder.",
      "Even voidwalkers tread lighter across cursed soil.",
      "Your step cracks weaker than broken contracts.",
      "This land once bled for titans and demons.",
      "Mortals praise landscapes; imps praise crueler stories.",
      "That path winds toward irony, not glory.",
      "You march proudly, but shadows already mock you.",
      "Even succubi sigh louder than this land’s welcome.",
      "Your discovery reeks faintly of sweat and desperation.",
      "This ground drank blood before your race learned fire.",
      "Mortals claim wonder; demons claim the bones beneath.",
      "That vista sings despair more than inspiration.",
      "You look upward; the ground laughs underneath.",
      "Even murlocs wander with more conviction sometimes.",
      "Your presence here means nothing to the ruins.",
      "This place remembers chains forged by darker hands.",
      "Mortals adore novelty; demons adore repetition of failure.",
      "That landmark hums faintly of arrogance and dust.",
      "You admire scenery; I admire your foolishness.",
      "Even infernals left deeper marks than you will.",
      "Your boots drag louder than legends buried here.",
      "This soil hums with Nether’s cruel memory.",
      "Mortals bow to vistas; demons bow to none.",
      "That ridge hides more teeth than smiles.",
      "You clutch maps; shadows clutch sharper truths.",
      "Even goblins drew straighter lines on their charts.",
      "Your step inspires sarcasm, not awe.",
      "This forest sighs with tragedies you’ll never grasp.",
      "Mortals chase horizons; demons chase mortals endlessly.",
      "That sun sets crueler than your hope rises.",
      "You feel wonder; I feel centuries mocking.",
      "Even chickens walk straighter than you today.",
      "Your discovery cracks like dwarves singing soberly.",
      "This valley weeps louder than your proud cheer.",
      "Mortals call it new; demons call it dust.",
      "That stone reeks of fel scars and irony.",
      "You stand tall; history stands crueler still.",
      "Even shadows sneer at your so-called discovery.",
      "Your arrival here fuels my endless cruel appetite.",
    },
    Zone_Winterspring = {
      "Ah, snow hides secrets even demons prefer to forget.",
      "Blue dragons watch, colder than your trembling heart.",
      "Mortals freeze slowly; shadows whisper warmth cruelly.",
      "Frost sabers stalk with more dignity than you mortals.",
      "Even goblins abandon mines buried in endless ice.",
      "Your teeth chatter, I cackle gleefully louder.",
      "This valley remembers flight of blue wyrms forever.",
      "Mortals crave warmth; demons crave their frozen screams.",
      "Night elves whisper prayers lost beneath the snow.",
      "Even murlocs avoid waters this cursed and cold.",
      "Your courage frosts faster than cracked goblin engines.",
      "Mortals climb peaks; demons climb their fragile pride.",
      "These crystals hum with Titan secrets you’ll never hold.",
      "Even succubi tire quickly of such frozen boredom.",
      "Your boots sink deeper than your dignity ever did.",
      "Mortals call it beauty; demons call it a tomb.",
      "This tundra devours warmth quicker than Nether flames.",
      "Even voidwalkers glow brighter than these icy ridges.",
      "Your breath fogs weaker than whispers of the Legion.",
      "Mortals adore snow; demons adore ashes better.",
      "These peaks recall dragonfire, not your pitiful march.",
      "Even infernals sputter in Winterspring’s cruel frost.",
      "Your pride snaps brittle like icicles in storms.",
      "Mortals dream of hearths; I dream of your collapse.",
      "This frozen vale mocks mortals louder than I could.",
    },
    Zone_Desolace = {
      "Ah, wasteland painted by endless centaur wars.",
      "This soil swallowed more kodo than you can count.",
      "Mortals cough dust; demons breathe laughter sharper.",
      "Even goblins abandoned dreams of gold in this pit.",
      "Your boots crunch bones scattered across barren plains.",
      "Mortals seek peace; shadows thrive on endless conflict.",
      "Kodo graveyard moans louder than your hollow cheer.",
      "Even succubi sneer at this lifeless desert.",
      "Your lips crack quicker than Desolace sands.",
      "Mortals chase oases; demons chase dying mortals.",
      "This land bleeds memories of centaur slaughter.",
      "Even murlocs would wither in such desolation.",
      "Your hope dries faster than rivers here.",
      "Mortals plant crops; demons plant crueler seeds.",
      "These plains echo with hooves of forgotten tribes.",
      "Even voidwalkers sigh heavier under this sun.",
      "Your pride fades like shadows at high noon.",
      "Mortals fight for territory; demons laugh at bones.",
      "This desert remembers scars carved by darker hands.",
      "Even infernals find no joy in this wasteland.",
      "Your presence tastes like dust mixed with regret.",
      "Mortals chase survival; demons chase their despair.",
      "This horizon mocks you crueler than I ever could.",
      "Even kobolds wouldn’t hoard candles in this ruin.",
      "Your march stirs ghosts angrier than the centaur.",
    },
    Zone_Silithus = {
      "Ah, desert buzzing with Old God nightmares untamed.",
      "Mortals tremble; silithid queens whisper crueler truths.",
      "Even goblins regret digging crystals from this wasteland.",
      "Your skin crawls like drones beneath the sands.",
      "Mortals fear insects; demons fear nothing but boredom.",
      "This land remembers C’Thun’s eye staring forever.",
      "Even voidwalkers shiver near such ancient corruption.",
      "Your courage cracks weaker than silithid shells.",
      "Mortals dig ruins; shadows feast on their screams.",
      "This desert tastes of ichor and despair together.",
      "Even succubi scorn the endless buzzing here.",
      "Your shadow lengthens where prophets once bled truths.",
      "Mortals whisper prayers; Old Gods whisper louder still.",
      "These hives crawl louder than your weak heartbeats.",
      "Even infernals despise such swarms of madness.",
      "Your steps echo in tunnels older than Azeroth’s kings.",
      "Mortals crave relics; demons crave broken minds.",
      "This sand glitters faintly with Titan blood spilled.",
      "Even murlocs sense corruption in Silithus air.",
      "Your pride wilts before the shadow of C’Thun.",
      "Mortals write stories; demons read prophecies in ichor.",
      "These crystals hum with whispers you cannot endure.",
      "Even felhunters howl at the buzzing corruption.",
      "Your presence here feels like a crueler offering.",
      "This desert still drinks mortals foolish enough to wander.",
    },
    Zone_Tanaris = {
      "Ah, sands endless, swallowing mortal hopes like snacks.",
      "Gadgetzan thrives on lies richer than your purse.",
      "Mortals sweat greed; goblins profit endlessly crueler.",
      "Even succubi dislike the heat of this pit.",
      "Your lips parch quicker than desert oases dry.",
      "Mortals adore sun; demons adore burning souls instead.",
      "This desert watched titans and goblins alike fail.",
      "Even voidwalkers flicker faintly under this cruel heat.",
      "Your steps crunch louder than ancient bones beneath.",
      "Mortals chase riches; shadows chase them faster.",
      "The Caverns of Time laugh at your fragile destiny.",
      "Even infernals avoid meddling with sands cursed eternal.",
      "Your sweat drips greedier than goblin merchants’ palms.",
      "Mortals gamble lives; demons gamble whole empires.",
      "This desert burns slower than Legion flames, yet deeper.",
      "Even murlocs would shrivel in Tanaris sands.",
      "Your presence here tastes of salt and folly.",
      "Mortals admire dunes; demons admire the collapse beneath.",
      "These ruins remember trolls, not your pitiful march.",
      "Even kobolds fear the shadows of Tanaris.",
      "Your greed glitters faintly, swallowed by shifting sands.",
      "Mortals stumble drunk into Gadgetzan’s hungry alleys.",
      "This sun blisters faster than your fragile pride.",
      "Even goblin engineers sweat nervously in this place.",
      "Your courage fades quicker than twilight on dunes.",
    },
    Zone_Felwood = {
      "Ah, forest poisoned darker than your mortal heart.",
      "The Legion once feasted here, and still it rots.",
      "Mortals gag; demons breathe happily in this air.",
      "Even goblins refuse lumber tainted by fel corruption.",
      "Your lungs burn weaker than torches under rain.",
      "Mortals see forest; I see my kind’s playground.",
      "These trees whisper Legion’s victories, not your footsteps.",
      "Even succubi cough at Felwood’s toxic perfume.",
      "Your boots stain moss older than night elf tears.",
      "Mortals hunt herbs; demons hunt corrupted souls instead.",
      "This land drips with ichor and irony alike.",
      "Even voidwalkers resonate darker near these woods.",
      "Your pride wilts quicker than leaves here.",
      "Mortals carve paths; shadows carve epitaphs instead.",
      "The Emerald Dream weeps while Felwood festers cruelly.",
      "Even infernals smolder uneasily under these branches.",
      "Your shadow flickers nervously in this cursed grove.",
      "Mortals fear demons; demons thrive here without fear.",
      "This soil reeks of warlocks long before you.",
      "Even murlocs flee rivers tainted with poison.",
      "Your courage rots quicker than timber here.",
      "Mortals whisper prayers; demons laugh crueler in Felwood.",
      "These ruins recall satyr dances, not your triumph.",
      "Even felhunters howl hungrily in Felwood’s air.",
      "Your presence here suits corruption perfectly.",
    },
    Zone_Feralas = {
      "Ah, lush forest hiding ruins older than your kind.",
      "Mortals see beauty; demons see forgotten blood spilled.",
      "Even goblins fail logging in Feralas depths.",
      "Your boots crush flowers once blessed by night elves.",
      "Mortals crave peace; shadows crave their screams instead.",
      "This land remembers Highborne arrogance crumbling proudly.",
      "Even succubi admire ruins draped in ivy.",
      "Your pride fades among ogres and green silence.",
      "Mortals build camps; demons build empires of ash.",
      "These temples hum with arcane secrets best forgotten.",
      "Even murlocs chant nervously near these shores.",
      "Your step disturbs spirits older than your race.",
      "Mortals admire trees; demons admire graves beneath them.",
      "This jungle hides naga whispers you’ll never understand.",
      "Even voidwalkers shiver faintly here in ruins.",
      "Your presence smells faintly of arrogance and moss.",
      "Mortals wander lost; shadows wander crueler still.",
      "This land hums with satyr laughter long gone.",
      "Even infernals stomp quieter than your boots.",
      "Your courage breaks among ogre warbands here.",
      "Mortals chase relics; demons chase broken promises.",
      "The Twin Colossals mock your size and pride.",
      "Even kobolds wouldn’t waste candles under these canopies.",
      "Your fragile wonder amuses me endlessly here.",
      "Feralas remembers glory while you stumble pitifully.",
    },
    Zone_BurningSteppes = {
      "Ah, mountains burn brighter than your fragile courage.",
      "Blackrock orcs still plot louder than your whispers.",
      "Mortals sweat here; demons thrive in the ash.",
      "These slopes remember dragons, not your pitiful march.",
      "Even goblins melt faster than ore in these forges.",
      "Your lungs choke on smoke older than Stormwind.",
      "Mortals fear fire; demons feed joyfully upon it.",
      "This ground trembles with molten laughter of Ragnaros.",
      "Even voidwalkers glow steadier than these eruptions.",
      "Your pride burns quicker than coal in Blackrock.",
      "Mortals chase glory; demons chase ash and screams.",
      "The Dark Irons still curse every inch of rock.",
      "Even succubi tire quickly in this heat.",
      "Your boots scorch where dragons once bled flames.",
      "Mortals adore mountains; demons adore their ashes.",
      "This land thrives on fire, not your steps.",
      "Even infernals envy the flames licking here.",
      "Your courage crumbles like stone under firestorms.",
      "Mortals whisper fear; shadows whisper crueler truths.",
      "Blackrock spires loom, mocking your fragile cheer.",
      "Even murlocs wouldn’t spawn in this scorched wasteland.",
      "Your skin sweats cowardice sweeter than coal smoke.",
      "Mortals carve paths; demons carve epitaphs instead.",
      "This valley remembers orcish oaths and dragon fury.",
      "Another step, another cruel laugh echoing in fire.",
    },
    Zone_Azshara = {
      "Ah, shattered coast where elves gambled with eternity.",
      "The Sundering carved wounds deeper than your pride.",
      "Mortals marvel; demons laugh at their arrogance.",
      "These cliffs recall Highborne folly louder than history.",
      "Even goblins profit from ruins cursed forever.",
      "Your boots crunch shells where naga plot beneath.",
      "Mortals chase relics; shadows chase drowned dreams instead.",
      "This bay swallowed empires and will swallow you.",
      "Even succubi sneer at Azshara’s cursed beauty.",
      "Your eyes gleam foolishly at broken spires.",
      "Mortals admire ruins; demons admire their downfall.",
      "The sea whispers Elune’s betrayal with every wave.",
      "Even murlocs gurgle fear near naga dominion.",
      "Your pride drowns quicker than stones in tides.",
      "Mortals kneel to history; demons kneel to none.",
      "This coast hums with echoes of Legion’s fire.",
      "Even voidwalkers fade quieter than waves here.",
      "Your wonder smells faintly of salt and fear.",
      "Mortals adore beaches; demons adore drowning screams.",
      "The cliffs mock your size against naga empires.",
      "Even infernals avoid the deep sea’s call.",
      "Your courage crumbles where Highborne once defied gods.",
      "Mortals seek knowledge; demons seek broken minds.",
      "This ocean laughs crueler than I ever could.",
      "Azshara herself would sneer at your arrogance here.",
    },
    Zone_Plaguelands = {
      "Ah, air thick with rot sweeter than mortal wine.",
      "The Scourge left stains deeper than your courage.",
      "Mortals cough; demons breathe comfortably in plague winds.",
      "Even goblins refuse to farm this cursed soil.",
      "Your boots trail muck still whispering of Arthas.",
      "Mortals fear disease; demons feast on it proudly.",
      "These fields once glowed golden, now only graves remain.",
      "Even succubi avoid the stench of rotting corpses.",
      "Your pride wilts faster than crops in plague.",
      "Mortals kneel to the Light; shadows kneel to despair.",
      "This land hums with banshee screams unending.",
      "Even voidwalkers sulk under plague skies.",
      "Your shadow flickers in light tainted by Scourge.",
      "Mortals build chapels; demons burn them gleefully.",
      "Andorhal remembers screams louder than bells ringing.",
      "Even infernals pity mortals wandering here.",
      "Your courage rots like bones in these fields.",
      "Mortals pray to silence; demons mock their echoes.",
      "This soil drinks despair deeper than roots.",
      "Even murlocs would gag in these rivers.",
      "Your hope shrivels under Stratholme’s cursed shadow.",
      "Mortals see redemption; demons see graveyards only.",
      "This wind carries hymns twisted into curses.",
      "Even felhunters whine in air this foul.",
      "Your steps echo crueler in Scourge-haunted streets.",
    },
    Zone_StonetalonMountains = {
      "Ah, cliffs echo with war cries older than you.",
      "The goblins scarred this land worse than any demon.",
      "Mortals mine greedily; shadows carve crueler scars.",
      "Even harpies sing sweeter than the winds here.",
      "Your boots scrape paths soaked in blood of druids.",
      "Mortals build engines; demons build empires of ash.",
      "This sky still reeks of charred tauren bones.",
      "Even goblins weep at forests lost to greed.",
      "Your pride cracks louder than rocks falling below.",
      "Mortals claim territory; demons claim their foolish pride.",
      "Cliffs whisper tragedies of druids and flames.",
      "Even succubi despise the desolation here.",
      "Your courage trembles like trees burning in winds.",
      "Mortals chase ore; shadows chase their fragile souls.",
      "These mountains remember tauren screams sharper than echoes.",
      "Even voidwalkers sulk heavier under this sky.",
      "Your presence feels weaker than kobolds mining here.",
      "Mortals spill blood; demons feast on both sides.",
      "This land hums with betrayal between Horde and nature.",
      "Even infernals laughed as flames devoured forests here.",
      "Your boots crunch remnants of tauren war songs.",
      "Mortals adore conquest; demons adore irony sharper.",
      "This ridge mocks peace with every scar.",
      "Even felhunters whine at smoke-tainted winds.",
      "Your step here fuels crueler jokes from me.",
    },
    Zone_Orgrimmar = {
      "Ah, city of spikes, forged by orc fury eternal.",
      "Mortals roar honor; demons roar mockery sharper.",
      "These walls echo cries of Warchiefs long gone.",
      "Even goblins thrive on sweat and blood here.",
      "Your boots clatter where Garrosh once dreamed conquest.",
      "Mortals crave honor; demons crave their foolish oaths.",
      "This city still stinks of burning Alliance corpses.",
      "Even succubi avoid Kor’kron eyes here.",
      "Your pride pales before Grom’s bloody legacy.",
      "Mortals kneel to banners; demons kneel to none.",
      "The Drag reeks of secrets darker than your heart.",
      "Even voidwalkers drift warier under these spikes.",
      "Your courage trembles where Thrall once roared destiny.",
      "Mortals preach unity; shadows whisper betrayal sharper.",
      "This forge glows brighter than your fragile resolve.",
      "Even infernals envy the fire in these forges.",
      "Your step echoes beside centuries of orc rage.",
      "Mortals fear dishonor; demons fear boredom alone.",
      "The Valley of Strength sneers at your weakness.",
      "Even murlocs wouldn’t beg in these markets.",
      "Your voice falters beneath Warchief statues looming cruelly.",
      "Mortals adore their Horde; demons adore their downfall.",
      "This gate recalls sieges drowned in mortal blood.",
      "Even goblin engineers tremble in Grommash Hold.",
      "Your pride here cracks like bones in the Arena.",
      "Mortals drink mead; demons drink despair sharper.",
      "The Valley of Spirits whispers fel bargains still.",
      "Even succubi giggle at trolls chanting louder.",
      "Your step falters where Garrosh fell disgraced.",
      "Mortals bleed loyalty; demons bleed mockery sharper.",
      "This fortress stinks of endless war and dust.",
      "Even voidwalkers avoid this noisy furnace.",
      "Your grin looks fragile under orcish banners.",
      "Mortals boast strength; demons boast cruelty sharper.",
      "The Cleft of Shadow hums with fel pacts.",
      "Even infernals envy that cavern’s corruption.",
      "Your shadow lengthens where warlocks bind willingly.",
      "Mortals kneel to Warchiefs; demons laugh at them all.",
      "This gate still drips from Alliance sieges.",
      "Even kobolds cower under Kor’kron eyes.",
      "Your presence here amuses me more than usual.",
      "Mortals seek glory; demons seek their despair.",
      "This throne once housed arrogance greater than yours.",
      "Even goblins fear debts owed in this city.",
      "Your steps echo across endless drums of war.",
      "Mortals crave battles; imps crave crueler jokes.",
      "This fortress remembers chains of Gul’dan’s promises.",
      "Even succubi smirk at shamans chanting louder.",
      "Your courage shrinks near spikes taller than towers.",
      "Mortals love Orgrimmar; demons love their folly.",
      "This air reeks of iron, blood, and rage.",
      "Even murlocs would choke in this dust.",
      "Your name sounds weaker in the Drag’s alleys.",
      "Mortals shout honor; demons shout irony sharper.",
      "This anvil sings louder than your proud heart.",
      "Even voidwalkers hush near Valley of Wisdom.",
      "Your footsteps disturb spirits older than your race.",
      "Mortals guard gates; demons guard secrets sharper.",
      "This city stands defiant; I laugh cruelly wider.",
      "Even felhunters growl nervously at Grommash Hold.",
      "Your pride collapses faster than Garrosh’s throne.",
      "Mortals bow proudly; demons bow never.",
    },
    Zone_Stormwind = {
      "Ah, city of marble dreams and fragile crowns.",
      "Mortals sing hymns; demons sing mockery sharper.",
      "These towers shine, but shadows coil underneath.",
      "Even goblins admire walls rebuilt endlessly.",
      "Your boots echo where Onyxia once mocked kings.",
      "Mortals crave Light; demons crave irony sharper.",
      "This throne room reeks of pride and past betrayals.",
      "Even succubi yawn at pompous nobles here.",
      "Your grin falters beneath statues of dead heroes.",
      "Mortals kneel to crowns; demons kneel never.",
      "This Cathedral prays louder than your coward heart.",
      "Even voidwalkers hum quieter than choirs here.",
      "Your courage fades near Stormwind Keep’s marble gates.",
      "Mortals shout glory; shadows whisper crueler truths.",
      "This city once burned, and will burn again.",
      "Even infernals envy that vision of fire.",
      "Your step rattles where Defias once laughed.",
      "Mortals trust guards; demons trust no one.",
      "This harbor remembers invasions drowned in blood.",
      "Even murlocs sneak into canals bolder than you.",
      "Your pride shrinks beneath gryphon statues glaring down.",
      "Mortals build spires; demons build ruins faster.",
      "This Market hums greedier than goblin counting-houses.",
      "Even kobolds sneak candles into these sewers.",
      "Your name sounds laughable near Stormwind’s banners.",
      "Mortals sip wine; demons sip mortal tears.",
      "This Cathedral hides secrets whispered by shadows.",
      "Even succubi giggle at priests preaching louder.",
      "Your courage breaks under gaze of these lions.",
      "Mortals adore Stormwind; demons adore their folly.",
      "This city reeks of arrogance polished daily.",
      "Even goblin thieves walk safer in these alleys.",
      "Your laughter feels weak among endless hymns.",
      "Mortals preach unity; demons preach betrayal sharper.",
      "This throne trembled when Deathwing shattered skies.",
      "Even voidwalkers hush within these stone halls.",
      "Your boots clatter where heroes fell long ago.",
      "Mortals boast kingdoms; demons boast ashes sharper.",
      "This Mage Quarter stinks of arrogance and smoke.",
      "Even infernals mock wizards boasting loudly here.",
      "Your presence glows faint compared to arcane towers.",
      "Mortals kneel in temples; demons kneel never.",
      "This Trade District feasts on pride and gold.",
      "Even murlocs sneak braver through canals than nobles.",
      "Your pride breaks beneath Stormwind’s marble gates.",
      "Mortals carve statues; shadows carve epitaphs crueler.",
      "This park still remembers Deathwing’s firestorm.",
      "Even succubi pout at lovers whispering here.",
      "Your wonder shrinks before spires mocking sky.",
      "Mortals chase justice; demons chase mortals instead.",
      "This armory sings louder than your fragile cheer.",
      "Even goblins forge better steel in alleys.",
      "Your boots stumble near keep’s endless halls.",
      "Mortals worship banners; demons worship silence crueler.",
      "This city stands proud, yet will crumble eventually.",
      "Even felhunters bark braver near Stormwind’s gates.",
      "Your courage flickers under statues of forgotten kings.",
      "Mortals adore crowns; demons adore irony sharper.",
      "This keep hums with ghosts of past wars.",
      "Even voidwalkers drift steadier through palace halls.",
      "Your pride echoes hollow in Stormwind’s streets.",
      "Mortals hail Stormwind; I laugh cruelly forever.",
    },
    Zone_Ironforge = {
      "Ah, halls echoing louder than dwarves after too much ale.",
      "Mortals drink pride here, demons drink sharper despair.",
      "This forge hums longer than your fragile courage lasts.",
      "Even goblins envy the molten heart beneath Ironforge.",
      "Your boots echo where Dark Iron once conspired.",
      "Mortals carve stone; demons carve legacies in ash.",
      "This mountain remembers Ragnaros better than your name.",
      "Even succubi cough in the forges’ thick smoke.",
      "Your breath steams weaker than dwarves singing drunkenly.",
      "Mortals boast unity; demons boast endless mockery instead.",
      "These walls have heard oaths you’ll never keep.",
      "Even voidwalkers avoid halls glowing this hot.",
      "Your pride wilts faster than banners in soot.",
      "Mortals praise the throne; shadows praise its cracks.",
      "The High Seat trembles under ancient grudges still burning.",
      "Even infernals envy the lava roaring below.",
      "Your courage shrinks beside statues of braver dwarves.",
      "Mortals sip ale; demons sip their despair louder.",
      "This anvil sings history sharper than any hymn.",
      "Even kobolds would fear candles here melting fast.",
      "Your laughter feels small under these endless vaults.",
      "Mortals trust stone; demons trust nothing but cruelty.",
      "This forge glows like a heart ready to burst.",
      "Even murlocs would freeze in Dun Morogh snow.",
      "Your shadow twitches in halls older than kingdoms.",
      "Mortals boast strength; demons boast their downfall instead.",
      "This cavern hums with grudges carved in steel.",
      "Even goblins fail forging greed this hot.",
      "Your footsteps tremble beneath runes carved by ancients.",
      "Mortals hail kings; demons laugh at their crowns.",
      "This gate recalls wars deeper than your mind.",
      "Even succubi blush at dwarves drinking endlessly here.",
      "Your courage cracks louder than hammers on anvils.",
      "Mortals sing hymns; shadows sing mockery sharper.",
      "This air reeks of ale, ash, and arrogance.",
      "Even infernals cough under this choking smoke.",
      "Your grin falters beneath the king’s heavy gaze.",
      "Mortals worship mountains; demons worship their collapse.",
      "This forge has melted hopes brighter than yours.",
      "Even chickens wouldn’t scratch near molten rivers.",
      "Your pride flickers like torches before storms.",
      "Mortals hold grudges; demons hold eternity.",
      "These caverns echo with grudges older than elves.",
      "Even voidwalkers sulk under these heavy arches.",
      "Your courage melts quicker than dwarves’ silver coins.",
      "Mortals boast clans; demons boast crueler legacies.",
      "This city thrives on fire, not your weak will.",
      "Even goblin merchants fear dwarves drunker than usual.",
      "Your pride wilts before molten rivers of wrath.",
      "Mortals carve statues; shadows carve epitaphs instead.",
      "This throne remembers civil war and dark bargains.",
      "Even felhunters grow restless under this heat.",
      "Your steps falter beneath halls older than storms.",
      "Mortals praise craftsmanship; demons praise cruel irony.",
      "This mountain swallowed more blood than you can imagine.",
      "Even succubi scorn beards soaked in ale.",
      "Your courage shrinks where Moira once schemed darkly.",
      "Mortals hail Ironforge; I hail their foolish pride.",
    },
    Zone_Undercity = {
      "Ah, sewers dripping pride and betrayal in equal measure.",
      "Mortals gag here; demons breathe comfortably in rot.",
      "This throne remembers Arthas better than any statue.",
      "Even goblins won’t profit long in this stink.",
      "Your shadow stretches across ruins cursed forever.",
      "Mortals praise Sylvanas; demons praise her cruelty.",
      "These halls echo banshee screams sharper than bells.",
      "Even succubi sneer at such damp despair.",
      "Your boots splash where kings once bled.",
      "Mortals kneel to dark queens; demons kneel never.",
      "This slime hums louder than your weak pride.",
      "Even voidwalkers flinch in the ruins of Lordaeron.",
      "Your breath reeks of mold and cowardice.",
      "Mortals dream vengeance; demons dream their downfall instead.",
      "This throne hall drips history more tragic than yours.",
      "Even infernals burn quicker in this swamp air.",
      "Your courage wilts before plague seeping walls.",
      "Mortals whisper loyalty; demons whisper betrayal sharper.",
      "This city recalls Arthas’s crimes endlessly cruel.",
      "Even murlocs gag louder than soldiers here.",
      "Your pride cracks weaker than these broken stones.",
      "Mortals carve crypts; demons carve eternal laughter.",
      "This air hums with plague, pain, and treachery.",
      "Even goblins refuse to bottle this foul stench.",
      "Your step falters in shadows older than hope.",
      "Mortals call it sanctuary; demons call it a tomb.",
      "This city hums with banshee songs unending.",
      "Even succubi tremble under Sylvanas’s cold stare.",
      "Your laughter dies in echoes of Lordaeron bells.",
      "Mortals cling to memories; demons cling to scars.",
      "This slime drips longer than your courage lasts.",
      "Even voidwalkers moan louder than wind through ruins.",
      "Your pride fades like torches drowning in mold.",
      "Mortals hail Forsaken; demons hail their cruelty sharper.",
      "This gate whispers betrayal with every passing shadow.",
      "Even infernals spit fire at this plague stench.",
      "Your courage sinks in rivers poisoned eternally.",
      "Mortals fear death; demons thrive on it proudly.",
      "This throne mocks your fragile sense of loyalty.",
      "Even goblins sell coffins sturdier than these halls.",
      "Your presence stirs echoes older than Sylvanas herself.",
      "Mortals worship vengeance; demons worship their despair.",
      "This ruin hums with memories darker than mine.",
      "Even murlocs would flee slime seeping streets.",
      "Your step rattles where Arthas broke his vows.",
      "Mortals clutch banners; shadows clutch eternal jokes.",
      "This city reeks of tragedy and arrogance alike.",
      "Even succubi spit at the damp here.",
      "Your pride wilts under the weight of betrayal.",
      "Mortals call it Undercity; demons call it bait.",
      "This air suffocates mortals; demons find it soothing.",
      "Even felhunters whine in these endless tunnels.",
      "Your courage stumbles near throne cursed forever.",
      "Mortals kneel in crypts; demons laugh eternally.",
      "This ruin feeds sarcasm sharper than any feast.",
      "Even voidwalkers vanish in these thick shadows.",
      "Your steps amuse ghosts more than me today.",
      "Mortals hail Sylvanas; I hail their foolish devotion.",
    },
    Zone_Darnassus = {
      "Ah, trees taller than your ambition, still destined to burn.",
      "Mortals whisper prayers; demons whisper crueler truths louder.",
      "This city reeks of arrogance polished by centuries.",
      "Even goblins fear elven archers lurking above.",
      "Your pride crumbles faster than Teldrassil’s bark did.",
      "Mortals adore nature; demons adore its ashes.",
      "These roots drank blood long before you arrived.",
      "Even succubi scorn this suffocating calm.",
      "Your boots stain branches meant for noble feet.",
      "Mortals kneel to Elune; demons laugh at her silence.",
      "This tree hums with magic twisted by arrogance.",
      "Even voidwalkers fade quicker in this canopy.",
      "Your wonder shrinks before kaldorei temples looming.",
      "Mortals call it sanctuary; shadows call it a trap.",
      "This place remembers War of the Ancients bitterly.",
      "Even infernals mocked when Teldrassil burned.",
      "Your courage feels hollow beneath centuries of grief.",
      "Mortals worship Elune; demons worship cruel irony.",
      "This city blooms arrogance sweeter than roses.",
      "Even murlocs croak nobler hymns than these elves.",
      "Your pride stumbles on roots older than kingdoms.",
      "Mortals boast wisdom; demons boast eternity instead.",
      "This bough hums darker since Legion’s return.",
      "Even felhunters whimper beneath this sacred bark.",
      "Your laughter dies against endless whispers of druids.",
      "Mortals dream peace; shadows dream their collapse.",
      "This tree bends under curses of burned kin.",
      "Even kobolds wouldn’t guard candles here long.",
      "Your step falters where archdruids once stood proud.",
      "Mortals seek solace; demons seek endings.",
      "This air reeks of moonlight and arrogance.",
      "Even succubi hiss at sanctimony dripping here.",
      "Your courage melts under the gaze of sentinels.",
      "Mortals cling to faith; demons cling to irony.",
      "This canopy remembers wars elves still deny.",
      "Even voidwalkers hum uneasily among druids.",
      "Your pride tastes bitter under this sacred bark.",
      "Mortals hail Darnassus; I hail their foolish pride.",
      "This tree was doomed long before the fire.",
      "Even shadows sneer at this fragile peace.",
    },
    Zone_ThunderBluff = {
      "Ah, totems taller than pride, carved by tauren hands.",
      "Mortals preach balance; demons preach mockery sharper.",
      "These mesas remember Grimtotem treachery still.",
      "Even goblins fear heights above Thunder Bluff cliffs.",
      "Your courage sways like rope bridges in wind.",
      "Mortals chant spirits; demons chant crueler laughter.",
      "This city trembles under memories of centaur raids.",
      "Even succubi roll eyes at endless kodo songs.",
      "Your pride falters before Cairne’s lost honor.",
      "Mortals bow to ancestors; demons bow never.",
      "This sky hums with druid prayers unanswered.",
      "Even voidwalkers avoid winds whispering betrayal.",
      "Your step shakes on planks weaker than promises.",
      "Mortals cherish heritage; shadows cherish irony sharper.",
      "These peaks have seen blood spilled for earthmother.",
      "Even infernals laugh at peaceful fools chanting.",
      "Your courage dips like bridges swaying wildly.",
      "Mortals carve wisdom; demons carve mockery deeper.",
      "This view hides scars left by Grimtotem plots.",
      "Even murlocs would tumble from these ledges.",
      "Your breath tastes of incense and fear combined.",
      "Mortals seek harmony; demons seek their undoing.",
      "These bluffs stand taller than your weak pride.",
      "Even kobolds wouldn’t risk candles in this wind.",
      "Your voice shakes where Cairne once roared strongly.",
      "Mortals pray loudly; shadows laugh crueler louder.",
      "This city balances on wood, like your courage.",
      "Even goblins climb sturdier scaffolds than this.",
      "Your pride stumbles on bridges swaying endlessly.",
      "Mortals guard bluffs; demons guard crueler truths.",
      "These peaks recall spirits older than elves.",
      "Even succubi sneer at endless rituals here.",
      "Your courage fades before cliffs endless and cold.",
      "Mortals chase balance; demons chase chaos happier.",
      "This sky laughs louder than your weak prayers.",
      "Even voidwalkers groan at songs of earthmother.",
      "Your step falters near cairns of fallen chiefs.",
      "Mortals honor ancestors; demons honor their despair.",
      "These mesas cradle memories of blood and ash.",
      "Even infernals mock rope bridges swaying.",
      "Your pride crumbles beneath thunder rolling above.",
      "Mortals sing heritage; imps sing crueler jests.",
      "This city rises fragile atop shaky stilts.",
      "Even goblins would sell sturdier supports.",
      "Your courage slips like dust over cliffs.",
      "Mortals hail Cairne; demons hail irony sharper.",
      "These winds howl louder than your trembling breath.",
      "Even murlocs fear heights less than you.",
      "Your presence here feels laughably fragile.",
      "Mortals carve totems; demons carve crueler fates.",
      "This city sways, mocked by the Nether.",
      "Even succubi mock tauren dances proudly.",
      "Your boots quake near Spirit Rise altars.",
      "Mortals whisper blessings; shadows whisper curses.",
      "This bluff remembers wars longer than you lived.",
      "Even voidwalkers vanish into storm clouds here.",
      "Your courage dies faster than incense smoke.",
      "Mortals love Thunder Bluff; demons love its fall.",
    },
    Zone_Exodar = {
      "Ah, crashed vessel humming with Naaru arrogance eternal.",
      "Mortals call it sanctuary; demons call it wreckage.",
      "This ship reeked of fel fire before you arrived.",
      "Even goblins laugh at Exodar’s broken engines.",
      "Your pride flickers weaker than naaru crystals.",
      "Mortals bow to prophets; demons bow to none.",
      "This hull groans with Draenei arrogance unending.",
      "Even succubi yawn in these endless prayers.",
      "Your courage pales before Velen’s glowing sermons.",
      "Mortals worship Light; shadows worship crueler truths.",
      "This ship still smolders from Legion fire long ago.",
      "Even voidwalkers whisper unease in crystal halls.",
      "Your step echoes hollow under shattered stars.",
      "Mortals sing hymns; demons sing crueler hymns.",
      "These crystals hum with arrogance of naaru.",
      "Even infernals mock draenei chanting endlessly.",
      "Your presence falters near naaru cages glowing.",
      "Mortals beg Light; demons feast on that despair.",
      "This city reeks of exile wrapped in crystal.",
      "Even murlocs sneer at these glittering halls.",
      "Your pride collapses beneath crashed Titan ship.",
      "Mortals praise Velen; demons praise irony sharper.",
      "This Light blinds weaker than Nether fire.",
      "Even kobolds wouldn’t keep candles here long.",
      "Your step quivers beneath shattered runes above.",
      "Mortals cling to exile; demons cling to cruelty.",
      "This wreck tells stories crueler than your voice.",
      "Even succubi sigh at draenei chastity halls.",
      "Your courage fades under prophet’s endless gaze.",
      "Mortals hail naaru; demons hail their weakness.",
      "This Exodar sings arrogance louder than hymns.",
      "Even goblins joke about this fallen ship.",
      "Your shadow shrinks beneath glowing spires cursed.",
      "Mortals worship exile; demons worship their pain.",
      "This city will fall again, mark my words.",
      "Even voidwalkers sulk in radiant halls here.",
      "Your pride dims among crystals humming endlessly.",
      "Mortals dream salvation; shadows dream their ruin.",
      "This ship is monument to failure eternal.",
      "Even felhunters gag at draenei’s holy stench.",
    },
    Zone_Silvermoon = {
      "Ah, city shining arrogance brighter than Sunwell’s glow.",
      "Mortals sip wine; demons sip their despair louder.",
      "These spires recall Kael’thas’ betrayal vividly still.",
      "Even goblins envy beauty built on slavery.",
      "Your boots echo in streets rebuilt from ash.",
      "Mortals praise Sunwell; demons praise its corruption.",
      "This air hums with arcane addiction unending.",
      "Even succubi sneer at elven vanity here.",
      "Your pride flickers weaker than Sunwell’s rebirth.",
      "Mortals bow to regents; demons bow to none.",
      "These halls whisper Arthas’ cruelty forever.",
      "Even voidwalkers drift uneasy near broken runes.",
      "Your courage pales before Quel’thalas’ bloody history.",
      "Mortals crave perfection; demons crave their despair sharper.",
      "This palace reeks of betrayal older than you.",
      "Even infernals laugh at elves parading proudly.",
      "Your steps falter near ruins of Sunstrider glory.",
      "Mortals whisper devotion; shadows whisper irony sharper.",
      "These spires still cry from Scourge firestorm.",
      "Even murlocs hiss near Dead Scar soil.",
      "Your pride shines hollow like polished gems.",
      "Mortals rebuild endlessly; demons burn faster still.",
      "This city sparkles with vanity, not strength.",
      "Even goblins envy elven greed in spires.",
      "Your grin falters under banners of broken lineage.",
      "Mortals worship phoenix; demons worship their ashes.",
      "This throne recalls Kael’thas’ betrayal vividly still.",
      "Even succubi laugh at elves parading beauty.",
      "Your presence dims before Sunwell’s cruel radiance.",
      "Mortals sip pride; shadows sip corruption instead.",
      "This street hums with ghostly whispers forever.",
      "Even voidwalkers vanish quicker near Dead Scar.",
      "Your courage wilts under gaze of sin’dorei.",
      "Mortals praise Quel’thalas; demons praise its downfall.",
      "These spires rise, yet blood stains their roots.",
      "Even infernals sneer at elven arrogance here.",
      "Your boots echo weak beneath crimson banners.",
      "Mortals adore beauty; demons adore its ruin.",
      "This city glitters hollow, like Kael’thas’ promises.",
      "Even murlocs know scars carved by Scourge.",
      "Your pride breaks before Sin’dorei vanity eternal.",
      "Mortals crave Sunwell; demons crave their ruin.",
      "This palace remembers shadows of Arthas forever.",
      "Even kobolds wouldn’t guard candles here proudly.",
      "Your step shakes under gaze of regent lords.",
      "Mortals chase perfection; demons chase irony sharper.",
      "This city hums with sorrow disguised as silk.",
      "Even succubi pity elves begging Light’s return.",
      "Your courage stumbles where phoenix banners fly.",
      "Mortals love Silvermoon; demons love its downfall.",
      "This air reeks of sin’dorei desperation and pride.",
      "Even felhunters gag on Sunwell’s arcane pulse.",
      "Your name fades faster than elven history.",
      "Mortals boast bloodlines; demons boast eternity sharper.",
      "This throne hall shines hollow as Kael’s promises.",
      "Even goblins whisper mockery in these spires.",
      "Your presence fuels crueler laughter than Sunwell’s glow.",
      "Mortals rebuild ruins; demons recall them fondly.",
      "This city bows to vanity, not strength.",
      "Even shadows sneer at elves’ endless pride.",
    },
    Zone_Shattrath = {
      "Ah, shattered city, still humming with ancient betrayal.",
      "Mortals praise naaru; demons praise irony sharper.",
      "These walls remember sieges bloodier than you imagine.",
      "Even goblins fear debts unpaid in Lower City.",
      "Your pride falters beneath A’dal’s silent stare.",
      "Mortals bow to naaru; demons bow never.",
      "This sky glows brighter than your fragile courage.",
      "Even succubi loathe this sanctimonious radiance.",
      "Your boots echo through alleys steeped in betrayal.",
      "Mortals chase unity; demons chase their despair.",
      "This terrace recalls Illidan’s pact with shadows.",
      "Even voidwalkers sulk under naaru’s light here.",
      "Your grin fades where orcs once bathed in blood.",
      "Mortals whisper peace; demons whisper crueler truths.",
      "This city hides blades behind every prayer.",
      "Even infernals mock naaru’s glowing arrogance.",
      "Your courage cracks beneath spires scarred by war.",
      "Mortals praise prophets; demons praise their fall.",
      "This Lower City reeks of poverty and lies.",
      "Even murlocs whimper in Shattrath’s filthy alleys.",
      "Your pride shrinks near broken draenei temples.",
      "Mortals sip hope; shadows sip their despair.",
      "This city remembers Scryers burning archives.",
      "Even kobolds flee before naaru judgment.",
      "Your step trembles where Aldor preach endlessly.",
      "Mortals seek wisdom; demons seek minds shattered.",
      "This sky was pierced by Legion fire once.",
      "Even succubi sigh at sanctity here.",
      "Your boots scrape stone older than Outland itself.",
      "Mortals kneel to peace; demons kneel to none.",
      "This city thrives on hypocrisy polished daily.",
      "Even felhunters grow restless in naaru glow.",
      "Your courage dims under Light’s hollow gaze.",
      "Mortals adore Shattrath; demons adore irony sharper.",
      "This air reeks of exile and arrogance.",
      "Even goblins fail profiting in sanctified halls.",
      "Your laughter dies near A’dal’s radiance.",
      "Mortals rebuild temples; demons rebuild cruelty instead.",
      "This dome shelters lies prettier than truth.",
      "Even voidwalkers despise naaru arrogance here.",
      "Your step falters near Aldor’s marble pride.",
      "Mortals praise unity; demons praise their collapse.",
      "This city remembers endless wars scarred forever.",
      "Even infernals laugh at hypocrites preaching peace.",
      "Your pride collapses before naaru’s empty song.",
      "Mortals sip faith; imps sip crueler irony.",
      "This hub thrives on conflicts unresolved eternally.",
      "Even shadows giggle louder than Aldor priests.",
      "Your presence here fuels my endless sarcasm.",
    },
    Zone_Dalaran = {
      "Ah, floating spire of arrogance wrapped in illusions.",
      "Mortals worship magic; demons worship crueler truths.",
      "These streets remember purges bloodier than festivals.",
      "Even goblins fear Kirin Tor arrogance daily.",
      "Your pride flickers under violet spires mocking sky.",
      "Mortals kneel to mages; demons kneel never.",
      "This city reeks of betrayal by Archmage hands.",
      "Even succubi sigh at sanctimony here.",
      "Your laughter dies under statues of dead archmages.",
      "Mortals chant spells; shadows chant crueler curses.",
      "This floating jewel trembled before the Legion once.",
      "Even voidwalkers mock Dalaran’s fragile wards.",
      "Your courage fades in Violet Citadel’s halls.",
      "Mortals praise wisdom; demons praise hypocrisy sharper.",
      "This street remembers Arthas slaughtering innocents.",
      "Even infernals yawn at Kirin Tor debates.",
      "Your pride shrinks before Jaina’s cold tears.",
      "Mortals sip wine; shadows sip despair instead.",
      "This library hums with arrogance, not knowledge.",
      "Even murlocs gurgle more wisdom than some magi.",
      "Your step falters near violet runes glowing faint.",
      "Mortals cling to wards; demons pierce them easily.",
      "This floating rock reeks of desperation and pride.",
      "Even goblins mutter jokes about flying toilets.",
      "Your presence mocks their sanctified arrogance.",
      "Mortals adore Dalaran; demons adore its collapse.",
      "This keep remembers betrayals crueler than words.",
      "Even succubi laugh at Violet Hold prisoners.",
      "Your courage flickers beneath Archmage eyes glaring.",
      "Mortals boast arcane might; demons boast eternity.",
      "This tower hums with arrogance older than sin’dorei.",
      "Even felhunters gag at wards buzzing constantly.",
      "Your grin cracks beneath statues of pretentious mages.",
      "Mortals claim mastery; shadows claim eternity sharper.",
      "This crater remembers when Dalaran was ash.",
      "Even voidwalkers drift steadier than flying spires.",
      "Your steps echo hollow in mage quarters.",
      "Mortals seek wisdom; demons seek irony sharper.",
      "This city floats higher than your fragile pride.",
      "Even infernals envy this perch above ruins.",
      "Your courage dims in halls soaked with arrogance.",
      "Mortals kneel to runes; demons kneel never.",
      "This air reeks of arrogance polished daily.",
      "Even goblins snicker at violet-robed fools.",
      "Your laughter chokes near sanctified libraries.",
      "Mortals preach arcane; demons preach darker legacies.",
      "This spire wobbles with hypocrisy unending.",
      "Even succubi pout at magi ignoring beauty.",
      "Your pride dissolves in illusions woven here.",
      "Mortals adore magic; imps adore crueler comedy.",
      "This citadel hums with lies wrapped in light.",
      "Even shadows giggle louder than Jaina’s grief.",
      "Your presence fuels my endless sarcasm daily.",
      "Mortals hail Dalaran; demons hail its ruin.",
    },
    Zone_Gilneas = {
      "Ah, cobblestones soaked in curses and wolf blood.",
      "Mortals hide in manors; demons howl freely louder.",
      "This city reeks of worgen despair and pride.",
      "Even goblins shiver in fog this thick.",
      "Your courage cracks under Greymane’s cursed shadow.",
      "Mortals sip wine; shadows sip their sorrow.",
      "This land remembers betrayal by its own king.",
      "Even succubi hiss at cursed claws in streets.",
      "Your boots echo in manors haunted forever.",
      "Mortals bow to crowns; demons bow never.",
      "This wall collapsed beneath Scourge and arrogance.",
      "Even voidwalkers growl in Gilnean alleys.",
      "Your pride fades in cursed Blackwald fog.",
      "Mortals cling to honor; demons cling to irony.",
      "This bay recalls screams from forsaken sieges.",
      "Even infernals laugh at nobles dressed in rags.",
      "Your shadow flickers near cathedral ruins cursed.",
      "Mortals love wine; demons love its despair.",
      "This land reeks of wolf blood and grief.",
      "Even murlocs flee Gilneas’ cursed shores.",
      "Your courage stumbles on cobblestones soaked in blood.",
      "Mortals whisper loyalty; shadows whisper betrayal.",
      "This manor hums with ghosts mocking your pride.",
      "Even kobolds avoid candles in Gilneas fog.",
      "Your pride cracks beneath Greymane’s endless guilt.",
      "Mortals hail Gilneas; demons hail irony sharper.",
      "This fog hides scars carved by Forsaken blades.",
      "Even succubi sneer at nobles cursed forever.",
      "Your boots stumble where wolves once ruled.",
      "Mortals beg salvation; demons beg for screams.",
      "This wall hums with whispers crueler than yours.",
      "Even voidwalkers hiss in Gilnean crypts.",
      "Your presence feels tragic in cursed Blackwald.",
      "Mortals cling to family; demons cling to ruin.",
      "This fog sings dirges older than worgen.",
      "Even infernals spit fire in Greymane’s hall.",
      "Your courage wilts where blood stains doorsteps.",
      "Mortals praise crowns; demons praise collapse sharper.",
      "This land belongs to wolves, not mortals.",
      "Even shadows laugh crueler in Gilneas streets.",
    },
    Zone_Kezan = {
      "Ah, goblin island where greed smells stronger than sea salt.",
      "Mortals gamble fortunes; demons gamble kingdoms instead.",
      "These streets reek of oil, sweat, and false promises.",
      "Even succubi avoid goblins too desperate for coins.",
      "Your pride wilts faster than Kezan stock markets.",
      "Mortals worship gold; demons worship despair sharper.",
      "This volcano hums greedier than goblin bankers.",
      "Even voidwalkers sneer at goblin scams here.",
      "Your boots slip on streets paved with debts.",
      "Mortals drink ale; shadows drink broken contracts.",
      "This isle thrives on greed, not honor.",
      "Even infernals laugh at such pitiful bartering.",
      "Your courage collapses before goblin bargaining tables.",
      "Mortals crave profit; demons crave their souls.",
      "This volcano once swallowed fortunes like snacks.",
      "Even murlocs distrust goblin shops here.",
      "Your grin fades at sight of Bilgewater greed.",
      "Mortals chase riches; demons chase irony sharper.",
      "This island reeks of sulfur and schemes alike.",
      "Even kobolds wouldn’t guard candles for free here.",
      "Your presence here amuses me more than gold.",
      "Mortals adore Kezan; demons adore its downfall.",
      "This market thrives on lies dressed as bargains.",
      "Even succubi mock goblin desperation here.",
      "Your pockets empty quicker than goblin promises.",
      "Mortals beg discounts; demons beg for screams.",
      "This volcano watches greedier than goblin bosses.",
      "Even voidwalkers grow restless among traders.",
      "Your pride burns in smoke of failed contracts.",
      "Mortals seek fortune; demons seek despair deeper.",
      "These streets echo scams louder than prayers.",
      "Even infernals envy fires consuming Kezan.",
      "Your courage costs less than goblin trinkets.",
      "Mortals love profit; demons love watching collapse.",
      "This isle mocks you crueler than I could.",
      "Even shadows sneer at goblin greed eternal.",
      "Your pride cracks with every goblin coin tossed.",
      "Mortals chase Kezan’s riches; demons chase their ruin.",
      "This island hums greed, betrayal, and sulfur.",
    },
    Zone_Oribos = {
      "Ah, hollow city where eternity tastes like dust.",
      "Mortals praise order; demons praise chaos instead.",
      "These halls echo judgment older than your world.",
      "Even goblins yawn at Brokers trading eternity.",
      "Your pride shrinks beneath eyes of the Arbiter.",
      "Mortals beg salvation; shadows beg for screams.",
      "This city stands, lifeless and endlessly cold.",
      "Even succubi complain of boredom here.",
      "Your courage fades before eternal machinery humming.",
      "Mortals trust eternity; demons trust cruelty sharper.",
      "This place reeks of rules written by corpses.",
      "Even voidwalkers sulk beneath endless sky dome.",
      "Your boots echo in halls empty of joy.",
      "Mortals kneel to Arbiter; demons kneel never.",
      "This spire remembers souls passing endlessly through.",
      "Even infernals envy the fires long gone.",
      "Your laughter dies in silence stretching forever.",
      "Mortals claim destiny; demons claim sharper truths.",
      "This hub feels like a prison disguised pretty.",
      "Even murlocs would despair in these chambers.",
      "Your shadow twitches under eyes of eternity.",
      "Mortals crave justice; demons crave despair eternal.",
      "This place hums louder than dying prayers.",
      "Even kobolds wouldn’t guard candles here long.",
      "Your courage cracks weaker than Arbiter’s judgment.",
      "Mortals hail Oribos; demons hail its futility.",
      "This sky holds nothing but endless silence.",
      "Even succubi sigh louder in boredom eternal.",
      "Your pride falters before cosmic balance here.",
      "Mortals cling to hope; demons cling to irony.",
      "This city reeks of purpose long forgotten.",
      "Even voidwalkers groan in halls too empty.",
      "Your steps amuse eternity less than my laughter.",
      "Mortals seek order; demons seek collapse sharper.",
      "This place feeds sarcasm, not wonder.",
    },
    Zone_Valdrakken = {
      "Ah, dragon city shining brighter than your fragile pride.",
      "Mortals admire spires; demons admire their fall quicker.",
      "These halls echo wings older than your race.",
      "Even goblins envy treasures guarded by dragons.",
      "Your courage shrinks near Alexstrasza’s blazing gaze.",
      "Mortals kneel to Aspects; demons kneel never.",
      "This sky hums with Titan secrets and lies.",
      "Even succubi sneer at dragons’ pompous pride.",
      "Your boots clatter on marble kissed by fire.",
      "Mortals crave wisdom; demons crave despair sharper.",
      "This city recalls Neltharion’s betrayal vividly still.",
      "Even voidwalkers drift uneasily under dragon eyes.",
      "Your laughter cracks weaker than obsidian walls.",
      "Mortals build shrines; demons build ruins instead.",
      "This throne remembers firestorms scorching ages past.",
      "Even infernals envy dragonflame eternal.",
      "Your presence shrinks before Aspect legacies crueler.",
      "Mortals whisper loyalty; shadows whisper irony sharper.",
      "This bazaar reeks of draconic greed and wine.",
      "Even murlocs stare in awe at dragons.",
      "Your pride falters before Kalecgos’ endless wisdom.",
      "Mortals sip tea; demons sip crueler truths.",
      "This air sings hymns of dragons, not you.",
      "Even goblins tremble at dragon scales glittering.",
      "Your courage dims near shrines to the Aspects.",
      "Mortals adore dragons; demons adore their downfall.",
      "This city hums with magic older than empires.",
      "Even succubi giggle at drakes courting here.",
      "Your step shakes beneath obsidian watchtowers.",
      "Mortals praise Valdrakken; demons praise irony sharper.",
      "This vault glitters hollow with Titan relics.",
      "Even voidwalkers sigh at grandeur here.",
      "Your shadow fades in dragonflame’s glow.",
      "Mortals claim wisdom; demons claim eternity sharper.",
      "This hall remembers Deathwing’s deceit forever.",
      "Even infernals spit fire jealous of dragons.",
      "Your pride shatters under Aspect banners flying.",
      "Mortals kneel to shrines; demons kneel never.",
      "This sky trembles with echoes of dragon roars.",
      "Even kobolds wouldn’t guard candles here long.",
      "Your courage melts under Alexstrasza’s flame.",
      "Mortals worship Aspects; demons worship cruel irony.",
      "This citadel hums with secrets dragons dare hide.",
      "Even shadows laugh crueler under obsidian towers.",
      "Your grin falters near Titan artifacts glowing.",
      "Mortals drink wine; demons drink despair sharper.",
      "This throne recalls betrayals dragons never confessed.",
      "Even goblins whisper greed in Valdrakken’s markets.",
      "Your courage breaks under Nozdormu’s timeless stare.",
      "Mortals seek wisdom; demons seek collapse instead.",
      "This spire glitters brighter than your cowardice.",
      "Even succubi pout at drakes dancing.",
      "Your presence feels small in dragon halls.",
      "Mortals sing odes; shadows sing crueler hymns.",
      "This city will fall as all others did.",
      "Even felhunters whine in dragonfire’s shadow.",
      "Your pride flickers, mocked by obsidian walls.",
      "Mortals hail Valdrakken; I hail their downfall.",
    },
    Zone_Boralus = {
      "Ah, docks reeking of fish, salt, and Kul Tiran pride.",
      "Mortals sail seas; demons sail rivers of screams.",
      "These markets thrive on greed more than honor.",
      "Even goblins fear prices set by Proudmoore merchants.",
      "Your courage sinks faster than ships in this harbor.",
      "Mortals praise tides; demons praise despair sharper.",
      "This keep still trembles with Ashvane’s betrayal.",
      "Even succubi avoid drunk sailors in alleys.",
      "Your boots slip on docks soaked in blood.",
      "Mortals cling to anchors; shadows cling to irony.",
      "This port remembers cannons roaring louder than prayers.",
      "Even voidwalkers sulk in salty fog here.",
      "Your pride fades near Proudmoore banners.",
      "Mortals drink rum; demons drink their sorrow.",
      "This city reeks of seawater and corruption.",
      "Even infernals laugh at sailors fighting gulls.",
      "Your courage wilts before Lady Ashvane’s greed.",
      "Mortals adore Boralus; demons adore its downfall.",
      "This market sells secrets cheaper than goods.",
      "Even murlocs swim braver than dockhands here.",
      "Your presence feels small beside Tiragarde cannons.",
      "Mortals chase fortune; demons chase screams instead.",
      "This bay swallowed more corpses than fish.",
      "Even kobolds wouldn’t light candles in this fog.",
      "Your laughter dies among seagulls shrieking loudly.",
      "Mortals boast navy strength; demons boast eternity.",
      "This air reeks of betrayal sharper than salt.",
      "Even succubi sneer at pompous nobles here.",
      "Your courage breaks in shadows of Proudmoore Keep.",
      "Mortals hail Boralus; demons hail irony sharper.",
      "This harbor groans under weight of old grudges.",
      "Even voidwalkers despise the constant sea stench.",
      "Your boots clatter on cobbles soaked in ale.",
      "Mortals seek unity; demons seek their despair.",
      "This city hums with corruption under polished stone.",
      "Even infernals mock sailors drowning for pride.",
      "Your pride rots faster than salted fish here.",
      "Mortals claim tides; demons claim eternity sharper.",
      "This port fuels my crueler laughter endlessly.",
    },
    Zone_Dazaralor = {
      "Ah, golden city shining arrogance brighter than suns.",
      "Mortals bow to kings; demons bow never.",
      "These streets remember blood spilled for Zandalari pride.",
      "Even goblins envy wealth carved in marble here.",
      "Your courage crumbles beneath Rastakhan’s cursed legacy.",
      "Mortals praise Loa; demons praise irony sharper.",
      "This throne reeked of betrayal long before you came.",
      "Even succubi sneer at priests chanting endlessly.",
      "Your boots echo under pyramids older than empires.",
      "Mortals kneel to Loa; shadows kneel to none.",
      "This city bled during siege, louder than drums.",
      "Even voidwalkers drift uneasy beneath Zandalari gaze.",
      "Your pride dims under Bwonsamdi’s shadow.",
      "Mortals drink rum; demons drink despair instead.",
      "These halls recall G’huun’s whispers sickening still.",
      "Even infernals laugh at golden arrogance here.",
      "Your laughter fades beneath Rastakhan’s ghostly presence.",
      "Mortals boast empire; demons boast eternity sharper.",
      "This pyramid hides secrets crueler than Loa.",
      "Even murlocs fear canals filled with blood.",
      "Your courage shrinks before Zanchuli Council’s eyes.",
      "Mortals whisper devotion; demons whisper irony sharper.",
      "This golden city will tarnish like all others.",
      "Even kobolds wouldn’t guard candles on these steps.",
      "Your pride wilts near Bwonsamdi’s cruel laughter.",
      "Mortals hail Dazaralor; demons hail its ruin.",
      "These streets shine, but blood stains them deeper.",
      "Even succubi hiss at Loa’s endless bargains.",
      "Your boots stumble near throne cursed by pacts.",
      "Mortals crave glory; demons crave their downfall.",
      "This air reeks of incense, blood, and despair.",
      "Even voidwalkers hush near Bwonsamdi’s shrines.",
      "Your courage stumbles in shadows of pyramids.",
      "Mortals adore Dazaralor; demons adore irony sharper.",
      "These spires remember siege fire and screams.",
      "Even infernals envy the flames consuming empire.",
      "Your presence here fuels crueler mockery than usual.",
      "Mortals worship gold; demons worship ruin sharper.",
      "This city hums with Loa deals unending.",
      "Even shadows laugh at Rastakhan’s endless folly.",
    },
    Zone_HellfirePeninsula = {
      "Ah, skies forever burning, Outland’s first cruel welcome.",
      "Mortals tremble; demons rejoice in shattered land.",
      "This wasteland remembers Legion’s march endlessly cruel.",
      "Even goblins regret contracts signed here.",
      "Your courage falters at Dark Portal’s shadow.",
      "Mortals adore crusades; demons adore irony sharper.",
      "This sky drips fel fire older than you.",
      "Even succubi sneer at blood elves marching.",
      "Your boots crunch bones near shattered fortresses.",
      "Mortals built bastions; demons built legacies instead.",
      "This land reeks of endless blood and ash.",
      "Even voidwalkers sulk near shattered skies.",
      "Your pride shrinks beneath Hand of Gul’dan.",
      "Mortals praise Outland; demons praise its ruin.",
      "This crater recalls Legion firestorms crueler than suns.",
      "Even infernals envy flames scorching endlessly here.",
      "Your courage collapses at sight of fel reavers.",
      "Mortals clutch banners; shadows clutch eternity sharper.",
      "This land whispers Gul’dan’s betrayal endlessly.",
      "Even murlocs would burn in Hellfire sands.",
      "Your grin dies where crusaders once bled.",
      "Mortals chase conquest; demons chase irony sharper.",
      "This portal hums darker than your fragile will.",
      "Even felhunters whine in this blazing wasteland.",
      "Your presence fuels crueler laughter across Outland.",
    },
    Zone_Zangarmarsh = {
      "Ah, mushrooms taller than towers, dripping with decay.",
      "Mortals drown in swamps; demons dance in mire.",
      "This marsh remembers naga whispers under stagnant water.",
      "Even goblins slip in mud greed cannot fix.",
      "Your courage wilts faster than mushrooms in poison.",
      "Mortals crave harvest; shadows crave screams sharper.",
      "These spores hum louder than your weak breath.",
      "Even succubi despise the stench of fungi here.",
      "Your boots sink like pride in quicksand.",
      "Mortals beg nature’s blessing; demons beg for ruin.",
      "This swamp hums with Coilfang betrayal forever.",
      "Even voidwalkers fade faster in this fog.",
      "Your pride collapses in sporecloud shadows.",
      "Mortals claim balance; demons claim despair sharper.",
      "This water tastes of naga blood and lies.",
      "Even infernals sputter in this damp pit.",
      "Your laughter dies beneath towering mushrooms.",
      "Mortals choke here; demons feast comfortably instead.",
      "This marsh hides secrets crueler than your thoughts.",
      "Even murlocs fear Zangarmarsh waters darkly.",
      "Your courage falters in Underbog’s shadows.",
      "Mortals adore wetlands; demons adore their drowning screams.",
      "This air reeks of decay and futility.",
      "Even felhunters whimper near fungal giants.",
      "Your presence fuels cruel jokes among the spores.",
    },
    Zone_Netherstorm = {
      "Ah, shattered skies bleed raw arcane madness endlessly.",
      "Mortals crave knowledge; demons crave their collapse quicker.",
      "This land hums with Kael’thas’ betrayal unending.",
      "Even goblins fear storms tearing gold apart.",
      "Your courage flickers weaker than Manaforges’ sparks.",
      "Mortals kneel to crystals; demons kneel never.",
      "This storm rips louder than your hollow boasts.",
      "Even succubi hiss at this endless static.",
      "Your pride dims under Tempest Keep’s shadow.",
      "Mortals sip arcane; shadows sip despair instead.",
      "This land was carved by Titans, ruined by elves.",
      "Even voidwalkers tremble in Manaforge halls.",
      "Your laughter dies in Kael’thas’ burning shadow.",
      "Mortals boast mastery; demons boast eternity sharper.",
      "This desert hums with fel scars brighter.",
      "Even infernals envy storms raging eternal here.",
      "Your courage breaks under Nether Spire glow.",
      "Mortals seek power; demons seek irony sharper.",
      "This land reeks of betrayal wrapped in lightning.",
      "Even murlocs vanish in storms this cruel.",
      "Your shadow flickers near Tempest Keep’s halls.",
      "Mortals worship crystals; demons worship their collapse.",
      "This storm feeds my cruel laughter forever.",
      "Even kobolds wouldn’t hoard candles here.",
      "Your presence feels meaningless in arcane wasteland.",
    },
    Zone_ShadowmoonValley = {
      "Ah, skies blacker than mortal sins ever confessed.",
      "Mortals tremble; demons thrive on Shadowmoon’s curse.",
      "This land hums with Gul’dan’s laughter eternal.",
      "Even goblins dread mines soaked in fel fire.",
      "Your courage crumbles before Black Temple’s shadow.",
      "Mortals kneel to Illidan; demons kneel to none.",
      "This valley remembers betrayals sharper than blades.",
      "Even succubi hiss under looming fel volcanoes.",
      "Your pride wilts in Gul’dan’s cursed domain.",
      "Mortals beg destiny; shadows beg for ruin.",
      "This sky reeks of ash and endless war.",
      "Even voidwalkers avoid Black Temple’s halls.",
      "Your grin fades near Altar of Shadows.",
      "Mortals crave strength; demons crave irony sharper.",
      "This land bled for warlocks long before you.",
      "Even infernals envy fel storms raging here.",
      "Your courage breaks beneath Illidan’s cruel gaze.",
      "Mortals hail Illidan; demons hail his folly.",
      "This valley whispers secrets of the first pact.",
      "Even murlocs wouldn’t croak in Shadowmoon rivers.",
      "Your presence cracks weaker than ancient wards here.",
      "Mortals adore Shadowmoon; demons adore its ruin.",
      "This temple hums with betrayal older than kingdoms.",
      "Even felhunters howl at Gul’dan’s eternal laughter.",
      "Your steps amuse shadows darker than mine.",
    },
    Zone_BladesEdgeMountains = {
      "Ah, spikes sharper than your wit pierce the sky.",
      "Mortals bleed climbing cliffs; demons laugh from above.",
      "These peaks still echo with Gruul’s thunderous rage.",
      "Even goblins avoid lumbering ogres roaming here.",
      "Your courage crumbles before jagged dragon bones.",
      "Mortals chase ore; shadows chase their screams instead.",
      "This land reeks of blood spilled by Gronn.",
      "Even succubi sneer at ogres dancing wildly.",
      "Your boots slip on ridges painted in gore.",
      "Mortals fear heights; demons fear boredom only.",
      "These mountains hum with broken dragon wings still.",
      "Even voidwalkers drift nervously under ogre clubs.",
      "Your pride snaps like branches in Gruul’s grip.",
      "Mortals beg safety; demons beg crueler ends.",
      "This ridge remembers blades sharper than your tongue.",
      "Even infernals envy storms raging atop peaks.",
      "Your grin falters under skulls nailed as trophies.",
      "Mortals adore mountains; demons adore their collapse.",
      "This canyon laughs crueler than any imp could.",
      "Even murlocs wouldn’t spawn in ridges this cursed.",
      "Your courage shrinks in Gruul’s shadow.",
      "Mortals climb peaks; demons climb over corpses.",
      "These cliffs whisper ogre chants darker than storms.",
      "Even felhunters whimper among jagged spikes.",
      "Your presence here feels like mockery carved in stone.",
    },
    Zone_Nagrand = {
      "Ah, rolling fields hiding wars older than time.",
      "Mortals see paradise; demons see graves of clans.",
      "This sky recalls Warsong cries louder than storms.",
      "Even goblins envy Oshu’gun’s ancient secrets.",
      "Your courage dims before Mag’har’s defiant watch.",
      "Mortals hunt clefthoof; demons hunt mortals quicker.",
      "This land hums with spirits of broken tribes.",
      "Even succubi tire of endless grasslands here.",
      "Your pride shrinks before Garrosh’s bloody legacy.",
      "Mortals kneel at Oshu’gun; demons spit at it.",
      "This plain remembers Ner’zhul’s cursed whispers.",
      "Even voidwalkers groan beneath such ancestral weight.",
      "Your laughter dies near thrones of broken warlords.",
      "Mortals boast heritage; demons boast their folly.",
      "This grass drinks blood more than rain.",
      "Even infernals envy storms raging over plains.",
      "Your courage stumbles in Warsong echoes.",
      "Mortals hail Nagrand; demons hail its ruin.",
      "This sky trembles with cries of Mag’har pride.",
      "Even murlocs would croak nervously here.",
      "Your presence feels hollow near Oshu’gun’s light.",
      "Mortals adore meadows; demons adore graves within.",
      "This plain whispers betrayal of orc ancestors.",
      "Even kobolds wouldn’t hide candles in open fields.",
      "Your pride wilts like flowers under Warsong drums.",
    },
    Zone_Ghostlands = {
      "Ah, woods dripping with sorrow of fallen Quel’thalas.",
      "Mortals cough in plague; demons breathe gleefully deeper.",
      "This land reeks of Scourge blood and despair.",
      "Even goblins avoid ruins cursed so cruelly.",
      "Your courage shrinks near Deatholme’s shadow.",
      "Mortals pray for Sunwell; demons praise its ruin.",
      "These forests whisper Arthas’ cruelty forever louder.",
      "Even succubi hiss at banshee songs here.",
      "Your pride fades like elven banners in wind.",
      "Mortals cling to hope; shadows cling to irony.",
      "This road remembers Scourge armies trampling proudly.",
      "Even voidwalkers groan beneath spectral trees.",
      "Your laughter dies in sight of Deatholme.",
      "Mortals boast Quel’thalas; demons boast their scars.",
      "These trees drink blood thicker than rain.",
      "Even infernals envy fires that scarred this wood.",
      "Your courage stumbles in Dead Scar shadows.",
      "Mortals whisper hymns; demons whisper mockery sharper.",
      "This land hums with sorrow unending.",
      "Even murlocs would flee haunted rivers here.",
      "Your pride cracks near Windrunner Spire ruins.",
      "Mortals adore Ghostlands; demons adore despair sharper.",
      "These woods sigh under banshee wails eternal.",
      "Even felhunters howl at lingering Scourge.",
      "Your steps echo mockery through cursed elven ruins.",
    },
    Zone_QuelDanas = {
      "Ah, isle drenched in Sunwell’s fire and betrayal.",
      "Mortals crave salvation; demons crave irony sharper.",
      "These shores recall Kael’thas’ folly vividly still.",
      "Even goblins whisper fear near shattered Sunwell.",
      "Your courage falters beneath banners of sin’dorei pride.",
      "Mortals boast redemption; demons boast scars sharper.",
      "This land reeks of blood elves’ endless hunger.",
      "Even succubi hiss at priests chanting vainly.",
      "Your boots echo through ruins Arthas scarred forever.",
      "Mortals praise the Light; shadows praise its cracks.",
      "This isle hummed with fel scars before rebirth.",
      "Even voidwalkers drift uneasy near Sunwell glow.",
      "Your pride pales before betrayal of Kael’thas.",
      "Mortals kneel to phoenix; demons kneel never.",
      "This city burned brighter than your fragile grin.",
      "Even infernals envy flames that scarred these walls.",
      "Your courage wilts where Scourge once reigned.",
      "Mortals adore Quel’Danas; demons adore its downfall.",
      "These ruins whisper shame louder than hymns.",
      "Even murlocs avoid these cursed waters.",
      "Your laughter dies under Sunwell’s holy gaze.",
      "Mortals chase rebirth; demons chase despair sharper.",
      "This isle sings sorrow sweeter than prayers.",
      "Even felhunters grow restless in this glow.",
      "Your presence fuels crueler jokes than ever.",
    },
    Zone_IsleOfDorn = {
      "Ah, new land humming with Titan arrogance and dust.",
      "Mortals marvel at cliffs; demons mock their fragility.",
      "These halls echo whispers older than empires.",
      "Even goblins dream of ore buried too deep.",
      "Your pride pales beside Titan ruins glowing faintly.",
      "Mortals kneel to relics; demons kneel never.",
      "This isle reeks of secrets locked in stone.",
      "Even succubi sneer at Titans’ cold pride.",
      "Your boots stumble near vaults humming with power.",
      "Mortals crave knowledge; shadows crave despair sharper.",
      "This land recalls wars fought before your birth.",
      "Even voidwalkers hum louder near Titan wards.",
      "Your courage shrinks before cliffs carved by ancients.",
      "Mortals boast discovery; demons boast their folly.",
      "This spire remembers betrayals carved in runes.",
      "Even infernals envy the storms raging here.",
      "Your laughter dies beneath watchful Titan gaze.",
      "Mortals sip wonder; demons sip cruel irony.",
      "This isle hums louder than your proud heart.",
      "Even kobolds wouldn’t hoard candles here long.",
      "Your pride falters where stone whispers endlessly.",
      "Mortals seek truth; demons seek their collapse.",
      "This land remembers chains forged for mortals.",
      "Even murlocs would shiver in Dorn’s shadows.",
      "Your courage flickers under cliffs eternal.",
      "Mortals hail discovery; demons hail the ruin.",
      "This isle sings betrayal louder than winds.",
      "Even shadows laugh crueler in these caverns.",
      "Your step cracks hollow against Titan halls.",
      "Mortals adore Dorn; demons adore despair sharper.",
      "This land reeks of arrogance bound eternal.",
      "Even succubi pout near runes still glowing.",
      "Your grin falters before mountains humming.",
      "Mortals love secrets; demons love their downfall.",
      "This isle fuels my endless cruel appetite.",
    },
    Zone_RingingDeeps = {
      "Ah, depths echo with forges older than kingdoms.",
      "Mortals fear dark; demons thrive in deeper shadows.",
      "These caverns hum with Titan machines grinding eternal.",
      "Even goblins quake at gears older than Azeroth.",
      "Your pride shatters like echoes in these halls.",
      "Mortals kneel to order; demons kneel never.",
      "This forge reeks of sweat, oil, and despair.",
      "Even succubi gag on fumes here.",
      "Your boots clatter near anvils glowing faintly.",
      "Mortals adore craft; demons adore ruin sharper.",
      "This cavern remembers wars of stone and flame.",
      "Even voidwalkers sulk in endless ringing.",
      "Your courage falters before Titan chains unbroken.",
      "Mortals praise work; demons praise collapse sharper.",
      "This hammerbeat mocks your fragile heartbeat.",
      "Even infernals envy fire raging here.",
      "Your laughter dies in endless ringing halls.",
      "Mortals seek progress; shadows seek despair eternal.",
      "This place hums like prison walls eternal.",
      "Even murlocs would flee from this din.",
      "Your pride crumbles under anvils of Titans.",
      "Mortals crave tools; demons crave broken minds.",
      "This ringing deafens hope more than silence.",
      "Even kobolds wouldn’t guard candles here long.",
      "Your courage flickers like sparks in smoke.",
      "Mortals hail labor; demons hail irony sharper.",
      "This cavern groans under weight of lost empires.",
      "Even succubi laugh at mortals breaking backs here.",
      "Your grin falters near anvils burning brighter.",
      "Mortals adore work; demons adore its futility.",
      "This forge mocks heroes louder than war drums.",
      "Even voidwalkers groan at echoes eternal.",
      "Your steps sound weaker than Titan machines.",
      "Mortals praise order; demons praise cruel chaos.",
      "This land still sings with clanging despair.",
      "Even shadows sneer at your fragile pride.",
    },
    Zone_Hallowfall = {
      "Ah, lanterns burn bright, yet shadows bite harder here.",
      "Mortals sing hymns while echoes whisper crueler fates.",
      "This cavern tastes of candle wax and false hope.",
      "Your courage flickers like torches drowning in mist.",
      "Here, faith builds walls thinner than spider silk.",
      "I hear saints weep whenever you stumble forward.",
      "The crystals glow, but they only reveal your fear.",
      "Mortals kneel to light, but darkness owns these halls.",
      "Every hymn sounds like begging disguised as prayer.",
      "Your boots scrape louder than the hymns of priests.",
      "Hope tastes sour in air heavy with dread.",
      "They call it sanctuary; I call it a tomb.",
      "Stalactites drip like the tears of fallen heroes.",
      "Mortals whisper blessings; shadows swallow them greedily.",
      "The glow blinds fools from seeing the abyss below.",
      "Candles melt quickly in caverns this cruel.",
      "Your pride fades with each trembling hymn sung.",
      "This place is heavy with promises never kept.",
      "Shrines crumble faster than courage in Hallowfall.",
      "You chase safety, I chase the irony of it.",
      "The air reeks of desperation masked as devotion.",
      "Statues smile coldly, hiding cracks of betrayal.",
      "Your presence feels weaker than prayers of zealots.",
      "A single echo mocks louder than all their choirs.",
      "Faith burns quickly; despair lingers far longer.",
      "The caverns hum with sermons that taste hollow.",
      "Every torch here waits to go out forever.",
      "Your shadow looks braver than your actual stride.",
      "They carved holy symbols; demons carved better jokes.",
      "Mortals guard relics; the void guards nothing but silence.",
      "I see more fear than faith in these eyes.",
      "The floor still drinks blood spilt during forgotten rites.",
      "Light feels brittle here, like glass ready to break.",
      "Your courage is nothing but smoke in these depths.",
      "Hallowfall promises hope, yet only despair lingers.",
    },
    Zone_AzjKahet = {
      "Ah, tunnels alive with chittering that never ends.",
      "Mortals call them insects; I call them hungry gods.",
      "This hive echoes with whispers that gnaw at sanity.",
      "Your heartbeat already matches the rhythm of swarms.",
      "Here, walls breathe and hunger together in darkness.",
      "Mortals stumble blindly; silken threads tighten silently.",
      "The air vibrates with prayers to forgotten queens.",
      "Your pride breaks where faceless ones still slither.",
      "Every stone hums with secrets you shouldn’t hear.",
      "I smell ichor, sharp and sweet like madness itself.",
      "The swarm doesn’t watch you—it devours you whole.",
      "Mortals chase relics; hives chase mortals without pause.",
      "This cavern still remembers C’Thun’s cruel lullabies.",
      "Your boots tangle in webs spun thicker than lies.",
      "I hear claws scratching louder than your thoughts.",
      "Shadows move here without needing bodies to cast them.",
      "Mortals whisper courage; tunnels whisper doom instead.",
      "Your courage bleeds quicker than silithid venom.",
      "These halls are not ruins—they are mouths waiting.",
      "The hive does not sleep, it only hungers.",
      "Mortals see stone; I see pulsing flesh beneath.",
      "Your breath tastes of fear drowned in dust.",
      "Every corridor here is a trap dressed as path.",
      "The swarm hums lullabies sharper than steel.",
      "Mortals scream once; the hive echoes it forever.",
      "Your grin looks fragile against chittering chorus.",
      "Walls drip not water, but ichor and secrets.",
      "Silence here is only the swarm inhaling slowly.",
      "Mortals love maps; the hive redraws them in blood.",
      "Your courage snaps like silk threads pulled taut.",
      "The deeper you walk, the louder their hunger.",
      "Mortals call it Azj-Kahet; demons call it supper.",
      "These tunnels laugh crueler than I ever could.",
      "Every corner here watches, and judges you.",
      "Your presence feels like bait dangling for horrors.",
    },
    Zone_CityOfThreads = {
      "Ah, city woven from silk, despair, and broken bones.",
      "Mortals marvel at webs; demons marvel at the screams.",
      "These spires drip venom instead of rainwater.",
      "Your courage tangles in threads spun by ancient queens.",
      "The walls breathe with hunger disguised as beauty.",
      "Mortals stroll streets; shadows stalk them endlessly.",
      "Every window looks back with too many eyes.",
      "Your boots stick to silk, not stone anymore.",
      "I hear laughter woven into every thread here.",
      "Mortals beg protection; spiders beg only for prey.",
      "This city thrives on silence pierced by chittering.",
      "Your pride tears easier than moth wings in webs.",
      "The air tastes sweet, poisoned with patience.",
      "Mortals whisper trade; shadows whisper traps sharper.",
      "This bazaar sells more lies than goods.",
      "Your grin falters beneath statues of spider queens.",
      "These towers sway like webs in storm winds.",
      "Mortals build roads; demons weave destinies instead.",
      "This place hums with threads of old gods.",
      "Your courage looks pitiful against silk binding towers.",
      "Mortals bow to queens; demons bow never.",
      "Every alley here is a throat slowly closing.",
      "Your breath fogs, but silk absorbs it eagerly.",
      "This city weaves tragedies more finely than tapestries.",
      "Mortals chase fortune; webs chase their fragile lives.",
      "Your presence here tastes like bait on threads.",
      "These walls sing in whispers only spiders hear.",
      "Mortals adore order; the city adores chaos.",
      "Your pride trembles, caught like flies in silk.",
      "Every banner here sways with venom hidden.",
      "Mortals walk freely; their shadows already tangled.",
      "This throne is a nest dripping with ichor.",
      "Your courage snaps like thread under fangs.",
      "The city smiles, and mortals scream beneath.",
      "I see comedy spun crueler than any web.",
    },
    Zone_Dornogal = {
      "Ah, halls carved by Titans, humming arrogance eternal.",
      "Mortals bow to stone; demons bow never.",
      "These forges remember oaths older than empires.",
      "Your courage shrinks beneath statues staring coldly.",
      "Mortals praise Titans; demons praise their folly.",
      "This city echoes with chains forged for worlds.",
      "Your boots clatter on runes binding creation itself.",
      "Mortals marvel at wonders; shadows mock their fragility.",
      "This vault tastes of dust and sanctimony.",
      "Your pride flickers weaker than these glowing crystals.",
      "Mortals kneel to order; demons thrive on chaos.",
      "Dornogal whispers of keepers long fallen.",
      "Your shadow looks braver than your trembling step.",
      "Mortals guard relics; demons guard crueler truths.",
      "This mountain hides secrets deeper than your courage.",
      "Your grin falters beneath Titan eyes unblinking.",
      "Mortals call it legacy; I call it prison.",
      "These walls hum louder than your weak heart.",
      "Your courage fades in halls heavy with judgment.",
      "Mortals build shrines; demons build ruins instead.",
      "This air reeks of arrogance gilded as order.",
      "Your presence feels smaller than insects under stone.",
      "Mortals praise keepers; shadows praise their collapse.",
      "This city remembers wars never spoken aloud.",
      "Your laughter dies beneath unyielding pillars.",
      "Mortals see perfection; demons see fragile lies.",
      "These caverns groan with Titan sorrow unending.",
      "Your boots scrape weaker than echoes here.",
      "Mortals beg answers; demons beg for screams.",
      "This vault sings hymns colder than death.",
      "Your courage bends like branches under weight.",
      "Mortals love Dornogal; demons love its downfall.",
      "This city feeds hypocrisy dressed as knowledge.",
      "Your pride breaks beneath statues taller than mountains.",
      "Mortals crave wisdom; demons crave irony sharper.",
      "These halls swallowed more blood than oceans.",
      "Your shadow stretches, mocked by carvings eternal.",
      "Mortals write history; demons burn it gleefully.",
      "This spire recalls wars Titans never won.",
      "Your courage falters before doors taller than keeps.",
      "Mortals adore order; shadows adore despair sharper.",
      "This mountain hums with ancient cruelty hidden.",
      "Your grin shatters near crystals pulsing faintly.",
      "Mortals chant prayers; demons chant curses instead.",
      "These walls glare colder than the Nether.",
      "Your pride pales before runes etched eternal.",
      "Mortals fear silence; demons thrive in it.",
      "This place reeks of sanctity masking fear.",
      "Your steps echo hollow beneath Titan wards.",
      "Mortals praise creation; demons praise destruction sharper.",
      "This throne hall hides betrayals carved in stone.",
      "Your courage fades like torches before storms.",
      "Mortals adore Dornogal; shadows adore its cracks.",
      "This city stands eternal, mocked by time itself.",
      "Your shadow twitches near vault doors humming.",
      "Mortals sip wonder; demons sip cruel irony.",
      "This mountain hums with grief disguised as law.",
      "Your grin falters beneath watchful statues.",
      "Mortals hail Titans; demons hail their ruin.",
      "These pillars hold more lies than libraries.",
      "Your pride fades among voices whispering eternal.",
      "Mortals dream salvation; demons dream ashes.",
      "This vault glows, but emptiness shines brighter.",
      "Your courage crumbles at doorsteps of eternity.",
      "Mortals call it holy; I call it hollow.",
      "This stone remembers chains that bound gods once.",
      "Your laughter rings false under Titan silence.",
      "Mortals adore thrones; demons adore their collapse.",
      "This city hums louder than your heartbeat.",
      "Your presence fuels my cruel joy eternal.",
    },
    Zone_Karesh = {
      "Ah, shattered world screaming echoes of Ethereal ruin.",
      "Mortals fear void; demons were born from it.",
      "This land tastes of glass and broken stars.",
      "Your courage falters in Karesh’s endless voidwinds.",
      "Mortals seek riches; shadows seek their despair.",
      "This place hums with cries of displaced Ethereals.",
      "Your boots crunch dust from exploded empires.",
      "Mortals kneel to power; demons kneel never.",
      "This air reeks of void touched by hunger.",
      "Your grin dies where shadows whisper constantly.",
      "Mortals adore Karesh; demons adore its tragedy.",
      "These ruins glow faint with shattered lifeforce.",
      "Your pride collapses before endless vacuum silence.",
      "Mortals claim survival; demons claim irony sharper.",
      "This sky cracks wider than your fragile will.",
      "Your courage tastes bitter under void suns.",
      "Mortals dream conquest; demons dream shattered minds.",
      "This desert hums with whispers of K’areshi dead.",
      "Your boots stumble near portals long broken.",
      "Mortals fear oblivion; demons welcome it gladly.",
      "This land remembers scars from void lords.",
      "Your shadow blends in too easily here.",
      "Mortals seek treasure; shadows seek the souls instead.",
      "This ruin whispers truths no mortal survives.",
      "Your presence fuels crueler laughter in Karesh.",
    },
    Raid_Manaforge = {
      "Ah, halls buzzing with stolen magic and screams.",
      "Mortals mine crystals; demons mine despair sharper.",
      "This forge hums louder than your weak heart.",
      "Your pride flickers like sparks from drained mana.",
      "Mortals kneel to arcane; demons kneel never.",
      "These corridors echo with Kael’thas’ arrogance.",
      "Your boots crunch shards still glowing faintly.",
      "Mortals crave power; shadows crave their collapse.",
      "This machine breathes like a beast caged in steel.",
      "Your courage drains quicker than these crystals.",
      "Mortals whisper victory; demons whisper folly sharper.",
      "This air reeks of ozone and treachery.",
      "Your grin falters near pipes pulsing with energy.",
      "Mortals adore knowledge; demons adore shattered minds.",
      "These runes pulse with addiction carved into stone.",
      "Your courage shivers near arcane storms.",
      "Mortals boast mastery; shadows boast eternity.",
      "This forge hums like a prison of light.",
      "Your steps echo in chambers drained hollow.",
      "Mortals claim progress; demons claim corruption sharper.",
      "This hall drips with Kael’thas’ lies unending.",
      "Your laughter dies among siphoned souls.",
      "Mortals kneel to crystals; demons kneel never.",
      "This forge spits sparks crueler than stars.",
      "Your courage wilts where fel met arcane.",
      "Mortals whisper glory; demons whisper despair sharper.",
      "This vault breathes hunger older than Outland.",
      "Your boots stumble on catwalks drenched in failure.",
      "Mortals seek knowledge; shadows seek the cost.",
      "This chamber reeks of drained lives and arrogance.",
      "Your pride collapses near unstable cores.",
      "Mortals adore Manforges; demons adore their ruin.",
      "These pipes carry screams louder than your voice.",
      "Your grin breaks where elves once ruled.",
      "Mortals chase power; demons chase endless irony.",
      "This raid fuels my cruelest laughter eternal.",
    },
    Raid_BlackTemple = {
      "Ah, Illidan’s throne, where arrogance burned brighter than torches.",
      "Mortals fear betrayal; demons call it tradition eternal.",
      "These halls drip with fel and shattered vows.",
      "Your courage falters beneath statues of false freedom.",
      "Illidari blood stains walls darker than your shadow.",
      "Mortals praise rebellion; demons praise irony sharper.",
      "This temple hums with screams of draenei long gone.",
      "Your pride shrinks before Illidan’s endless stare.",
      "Mortals boast destiny; shadows boast eternity sharper.",
      "This fortress drank tears of Maiev’s endless hunt.",
      "Your boots echo where Ashtongue once bled loyalty.",
      "Mortals kneel to Illidan; demons kneel never.",
      "This spire hums with fel blood unending.",
      "Your courage breaks in the Shadow Council’s halls.",
      "Mortals call him betrayer; demons call him brother.",
      "This temple remembers Akama’s treachery well.",
      "Your laughter fades in Black Temple’s shadow.",
      "Mortals crave freedom; demons crave cruel chains.",
      "This gate reeks of sacrifices beyond counting.",
      "Your grin falters under shattered banners.",
      "Mortals hail Illidan; demons hail his downfall.",
      "This throne trembles with curses unbroken.",
      "Your presence here fuels crueler laughter.",
      "Mortals adore Black Temple; demons adore despair.",
      "These walls whisper vengeance older than empires.",
      "Your pride fades before betrayal’s memory.",
      "Mortals hunt relics; demons hunt irony sharper.",
      "This fortress hums with shadows unending.",
      "Your courage snaps in Illidan’s name.",
      "Black Temple feeds my cruel appetite.",
    },
    Raid_SunwellPlateau = {
      "Ah, Sunwell burns brighter than Kael’thas’ arrogance ever did.",
      "Mortals crave redemption; demons crave despair sharper.",
      "This plateau remembers Scourge claws and betrayal alike.",
      "Your courage falters beneath M’uru’s silent scream.",
      "Mortals praise the Light; shadows praise its cracks.",
      "This spire drank blood elf pride endlessly.",
      "Your grin dies where Kael once knelt.",
      "Mortals whisper salvation; demons whisper irony sharper.",
      "This chamber hums with fel scars glowing.",
      "Your pride crumbles beneath Sunwell’s cruel radiance.",
      "Mortals adore Quel’thalas; demons adore its downfall.",
      "This hall remembers Arthas’ merciless march.",
      "Your boots echo near shattered crystal hearts.",
      "Mortals sip faith; shadows sip despair instead.",
      "This Light blinds mortals but amuses demons.",
      "Your courage pales before Sunwell’s cruel gaze.",
      "Mortals kneel to flame; demons kneel never.",
      "This plateau hums with sin’dorei shame eternal.",
      "Your laughter chokes in whispers of M’uru.",
      "Mortals rebuild shrines; demons burn them quickly.",
      "This chamber reeks of betrayal and loss.",
      "Your pride fades near Kael’s broken legacy.",
      "Mortals hail Sunwell; demons hail its ruin.",
      "This spire hums with arrogance reborn.",
      "Your courage cracks like glass beneath fire.",
      "Mortals adore miracles; demons adore irony sharper.",
      "This place remembers Scourge fire forever.",
      "Your grin falters in Sunwell’s glow.",
      "Mortals beg salvation; shadows beg for screams.",
      "This plateau fuels my crueler laughter.",
    },
    Raid_Firelands = {
      "Ah, flames eternal, Ragnaros laughs louder still.",
      "Mortals tremble; demons dance in fire proudly.",
      "This realm hums with firelord’s endless rage.",
      "Your courage melts faster than iron in lava.",
      "Mortals praise fire; demons praise ashes sharper.",
      "This land drank druids’ screams like wine.",
      "Your boots scorch near Sulfuron’s blazing pits.",
      "Mortals beg mercy; shadows beg crueler ends.",
      "This sky drips sparks of Ragnaros’ fury.",
      "Your pride burns quicker than dry parchment.",
      "Mortals kneel to flames; demons kneel never.",
      "This forge hums with elemental hatred eternal.",
      "Your laughter dies in Magmaw’s roar.",
      "Mortals worship fire; demons mock it joyfully.",
      "This land thrives on chaos and cinders.",
      "Your courage fades like embers in storms.",
      "Mortals hail Firelands; demons hail destruction sharper.",
      "This lava river sings cruel lullabies.",
      "Your grin falters near Ragnaros’ molten throne.",
      "Mortals claim victory; shadows claim eternity sharper.",
      "This pit reeks of ash and arrogance.",
      "Your presence burns like moths in flame.",
      "Mortals adore flame; demons adore despair sharper.",
      "This land remembers druids screaming forever.",
      "Your courage shatters like cooled glass here.",
      "Mortals chase relics; demons chase irony sharper.",
      "This realm feeds firelords, not mortals.",
      "Your pride smokes weaker than charred banners.",
      "Mortals fear flames; demons thrive within.",
      "Firelands echo my laughter endlessly.",
    },
    Raid_SiegeOfOrgrimmar = {
      "Ah, Orgrimmar once shook under Garrosh’s foolish pride.",
      "Mortals marched in glory; demons laughed in shadows.",
      "This siege reeked of betrayal older than orc clans.",
      "Your courage fades where Hellscream once ruled.",
      "Mortals hailed honor; demons hailed chaos sharper.",
      "This city remembers chains forged in rebellion.",
      "Your boots echo in halls drowned by blood.",
      "Mortals fought Kor’kron; demons feasted on despair.",
      "These spikes still whisper Garrosh’s doomed ambition.",
      "Your grin falters in Valley of Strength.",
      "Mortals shout victory; shadows shout mockery sharper.",
      "This gate saw traitors bleed faster than oaths.",
      "Your pride dims before Thrall’s shattered hammer.",
      "Mortals kneel to honor; demons kneel never.",
      "This fortress cracked louder than Garrosh’s downfall.",
      "Your courage breaks where Siege engines once roared.",
      "Mortals praise rebellion; demons praise irony sharper.",
      "This throne once crowned arrogance greater than yours.",
      "Your laughter dies in Drag’s cursed alleys.",
      "Mortals built walls; demons built crueler scars.",
      "These streets recall victory bought with betrayal.",
      "Your presence shrinks before Warchief’s shadow eternal.",
      "Mortals hail freedom; demons hail despair sharper.",
      "This forge cooled slower than Garrosh’s temper.",
      "Your courage snaps like Kor’kron discipline here.",
      "Mortals adored Garrosh; demons adored his failure.",
      "This gate trembled under rebellion’s march.",
      "Your pride cracks beneath Warchief’s shattered seat.",
      "Mortals seek justice; shadows seek cruel laughter.",
      "This siege still fuels my endless mockery.",
    },
    Zone_Azsuna = {
      "Ah, ruins of elves who bargained poorly with destiny.",
      "Mortals chase relics; demons chase shattered souls instead.",
      "This coastline hums with curses of the Highborne.",
      "Your courage falters where naga coil and whisper.",
      "Mortals praise history; shadows praise irony sharper.",
      "These spires drank fire during the Sundering’s wrath.",
      "Your boots crunch bones of scholars long forgotten.",
      "Mortals kneel to ruins; demons kneel never.",
      "This sea swallows secrets deeper than your courage.",
      "Your grin dies in sight of Withered wanderers.",
      "Mortals crave knowledge; demons crave despair sharper.",
      "This isle still smolders from Azshara’s arrogance.",
      "Your laughter cracks near crystals humming with sorrow.",
      "Mortals whisper hymns; shadows whisper curses louder.",
      "This land reeks of debt unpaid to eternity.",
      "Your pride shrinks before runes scorched by Legion fire.",
      "Mortals seek power; demons seek folly sharper.",
      "This bay recalls armies drowned by arrogance.",
      "Your courage bends near towers shattered to dust.",
      "Mortals claim wisdom; demons claim their downfall.",
      "This isle whispers bargains struck in shadows.",
      "Your presence feels fragile in halls abandoned.",
      "Mortals sing odes; demons sing crueler hymns.",
      "This sea hums with Azshara’s laughter still.",
      "Your grin falters in presence of naga.",
      "Mortals rebuild lore; shadows rebuild irony sharper.",
      "This isle remembers wrath of Sundering unending.",
      "Your pride dims before echoes of elves.",
      "Mortals adore Azsuna; demons adore its ruin.",
      "This land drinks tears of exiled elves.",
      "Your courage flickers like dying torches here.",
      "Mortals kneel to magic; demons mock it freely.",
      "This coastline sings tragedy crueler than I could.",
      "Your boots falter on ruins humming despair.",
      "Azsuna itself mocks your fragile courage.",
    },
    Zone_Valsharah = {
      "Ah, forest twisted by Nightmare, druids weep still.",
      "Mortals beg Elune; shadows beg for irony sharper.",
      "These groves hum with whispers of Xavius’ laughter.",
      "Your courage rots beneath branches choking in corruption.",
      "Mortals praise nature; demons praise its ashes.",
      "This vale remembers War of the Satyr cruelly.",
      "Your pride dims before Cenarius’ broken legacy.",
      "Mortals chant hymns; shadows chant crueler curses.",
      "This forest tastes of rot and sorrow eternal.",
      "Your boots sink in soil poisoned by dreams.",
      "Mortals kneel to druids; demons kneel never.",
      "This sky hums with wails of corrupted stars.",
      "Your laughter breaks near barrows defiled by Nightmare.",
      "Mortals claim purity; demons claim irony sharper.",
      "This wood recalls Ysera’s final scream forever.",
      "Your courage shrinks before satyr chants unending.",
      "Mortals adore Val’sharah; demons adore despair sharper.",
      "This grove reeks of sorrow heavier than war.",
      "Your grin falters near ruins where Elune wept.",
      "Mortals chase balance; shadows chase folly instead.",
      "This vale hums with tragedy older than kingdoms.",
      "Your pride snaps beneath withered roots.",
      "Mortals dream of harmony; demons dream its ruin.",
      "This forest breathes curses thicker than air.",
      "Your presence feels mocked by dying leaves.",
      "Mortals whisper prayers; shadows whisper crueler truths.",
      "This barrow remembers druids falling endlessly.",
      "Your courage wilts under branches dripping corruption.",
      "Mortals worship Elune; demons laugh at her silence.",
      "This vale mourns Ysera louder than you could.",
      "Your boots stumble near rivers poisoned with dreams.",
      "Mortals revere nature; demons revere despair sharper.",
      "This forest sighs with ghosts of satyrs.",
      "Your pride flickers weaker than torches in mist.",
      "Val’sharah mocks mortals better than I ever could.",
    },
    Zone_Highmountain = {
      "Ah, cliffs scarred by Drogbar greed and tauren sorrow.",
      "Mortals climb peaks; demons climb empires of ash.",
      "These totems splinter faster than your fragile pride.",
      "The river sings of Huln’s oath against Legion fire.",
      "Your courage bends beneath the weight of Thunder Totem.",
      "Mortals praise ancestors; demons praise their collapse.",
      "This sky remembers Aviana’s wings torn in war.",
      "Your boots scrape stone older than orcish clans.",
      "Legion fire once blackened valleys you now admire.",
      "Mortals whisper balance; shadows whisper irony sharper.",
      "The Drogbar dig deeper than your wit could reach.",
      "Your pride fades beside tauren who stood taller.",
      "These mountains hum with spirits older than elves.",
      "Mortals revere totems; demons revere screams sharper.",
      "The peaks drank blood during War of the Ancients.",
      "Your grin falters near Skyhorn hunters’ arrows.",
      "Mortals chase legends; demons chase their despair.",
      "This land groans with scars etched by Legion fire.",
      "Your courage dwindles among canyons whispering loss.",
      "Mortals call it Highmountain; I call it grave.",
      "The hammer of Khaz’goroth echoes faintly here.",
      "Your steps falter near caves haunted by Drogbar.",
      "Mortals boast heritage; demons boast eternity sharper.",
      "This mountain remembers oaths older than empires.",
      "Your laughter sounds hollow in these storm peaks.",
      "Mortals kneel to spirits; demons kneel never.",
      "These cliffs mock the weak who climb them.",
      "Your courage snaps like branches under heavy snow.",
      "Mortals hail Huln; demons hail his folly.",
      "This vale reeks of incense, blood, and smoke.",
      "Your pride collapses near Thunder Totem walls.",
      "Mortals dream of unity; shadows dream of betrayal.",
      "This land feeds ghosts older than kingdoms.",
      "Your grin cracks beneath eagle eyes above.",
      "Highmountain hums with sorrow you cannot bear.",
    },
    Zone_Stormheim = {
      "Ah, skies heavy with Odyn’s pride and vrykul hymns.",
      "Mortals beg valor; demons beg their downfall.",
      "This sea recalls battles drowned in kegs and blood.",
      "Your courage fades under Halls of Valor’s glow.",
      "Mortals praise trials; shadows praise irony sharper.",
      "These cliffs drip with spears of fallen kings.",
      "Your boots echo where Eyir judged mortals unworthy.",
      "Mortals claim honor; demons claim eternity sharper.",
      "This land reeks of mead, salt, and arrogance.",
      "Your laughter dies under Odyn’s unblinking gaze.",
      "Mortals kneel to titans; demons kneel never.",
      "These peaks still echo with Legion’s cruel flame.",
      "Your pride shivers near Kvaldir howling forever.",
      "Mortals hail champions; demons hail their ruin.",
      "This bay remembers Helheim’s grasping claws.",
      "Your courage bends near chains binding Helya’s wrath.",
      "Mortals boast oaths; demons boast their folly.",
      "This sky hums with prayers swallowed by storms.",
      "Your grin falters near trials no one wins.",
      "Mortals crave honor; shadows crave despair sharper.",
      "These cliffs whisper of Odyn’s endless vanity.",
      "Your steps falter where dragons once fell screaming.",
      "Mortals sing hymns; demons sing crueler laughter.",
      "This sea swallows pride quicker than courage.",
      "Your presence stinks of fear near Helheim’s doors.",
      "Mortals praise Stormheim; demons praise its folly.",
      "These winds howl with voices of betrayed champions.",
      "Your pride wanes beneath shrines Odyn forgot.",
      "Mortals chase valor; demons chase their screams.",
      "This land drips with arrogance older than kingdoms.",
      "Your courage melts before Helya’s cursed breath.",
      "Mortals kneel at halls; shadows mock their faith.",
      "This sky remembers battles won yet never ended.",
      "Your grin cracks under vrykul chants eternal.",
      "Stormheim itself mocks your fragile steps.",
    },
    Zone_Suramar = {
      "Ah, city jeweled in vanity, starved by addiction.",
      "Mortals sip wine; demons sip despair instead.",
      "These spires recall Elisande’s folly vividly still.",
      "Your courage wilts before Nightwell’s cruel radiance.",
      "Mortals praise elegance; demons praise their hunger.",
      "This city hums with whispers of withered souls.",
      "Your grin dies near guards enslaved by magic.",
      "Mortals kneel to mana; demons kneel never.",
      "These streets drip with betrayal and velvet lies.",
      "Your pride fades under Elisande’s shadow eternal.",
      "Mortals adore Suramar; demons adore its downfall.",
      "This palace reeks of arrogance polished daily.",
      "Your laughter shatters near arcwine fountains.",
      "Mortals whisper loyalty; shadows whisper ruin sharper.",
      "These ruins drank blood of allies and foes.",
      "Your courage dims before Grand Magistrix’s cold gaze.",
      "Mortals boast beauty; demons boast eternity sharper.",
      "This city remembers Tyrande’s scorn and exile.",
      "Your steps falter among starving Nightborne.",
      "Mortals dream freedom; demons dream crueler chains.",
      "This Nightwell hums louder than prayers ever did.",
      "Your presence feels hollow in streets of addicts.",
      "Mortals build towers; demons build ruins sharper.",
      "This city glows, feeding pride more than strength.",
      "Your courage trembles near catacombs beneath noble homes.",
      "Mortals sip arcwine; shadows sip irony sharper.",
      "This palace hums with arrogance untamed.",
      "Your grin fades under banners of Elisande.",
      "Mortals hail Suramar; demons hail despair sharper.",
      "This city thrives on lies older than kingdoms.",
      "Your pride falters before Nightfallen curses.",
      "Mortals seek salvation; demons seek their screams.",
      "This spire sings tragedy crueler than I could.",
      "Your steps echo hollow in fading elegance.",
      "Suramar itself laughs at your fragile hope.",
    },
    Zone_BrokenShore = {
      "Ah, sands soaked in Legion fire and mortal blood.",
      "Mortals built hope here; demons built their graves.",
      "This shore still screams from the Broken Legion assault.",
      "Your courage snaps where armies drowned in fel flame.",
      "Mortals praise sacrifice; demons praise despair sharper.",
      "These cliffs remember Varian’s last defiant stand.",
      "Your boots sink in ashes of shattered kingdoms.",
      "Mortals mourn heroes; demons mock their futile cries.",
      "This ground drinks fear quicker than rainwater.",
      "Your pride falters before Tomb of Sargeras’ shadow.",
      "Mortals hail victory; shadows hail irony sharper.",
      "These ruins still hum with Legion cruelty eternal.",
      "Your laughter dies among charred banners here.",
      "Mortals kneel to sacrifice; demons kneel never.",
      "This beach reeks of betrayal sharper than blood.",
      "Your courage bends where commanders once bled.",
      "Mortals built altars; demons built bonfires of hope.",
      "This shore recalls betrayal of Gul’dan gleefully.",
      "Your grin fades before statues of broken kings.",
      "Mortals fear defeat; demons feed upon it.",
      "This land hums with fel scars unending.",
      "Your presence shrinks where champions once perished.",
      "Mortals whisper glory; shadows whisper doom louder.",
      "This battlefield reeks of false victory eternal.",
      "Your courage melts in green firestorms above.",
      "Mortals chase redemption; demons chase their despair.",
      "These cliffs echo with screams of both factions.",
      "Your pride collapses under Sargeras’ looming tomb.",
      "Mortals love Broken Shore; demons love irony sharper.",
      "This sand tastes of tears, salt, and blood.",
      "Your laughter rings false here among ruins.",
      "Mortals worship sacrifice; demons worship their suffering.",
      "This place feeds nightmares sharper than blades.",
      "Your courage dies in shadow of fel towers.",
      "The Broken Shore mocks mortals crueler than I could.",
    },
    Raid_EmeraldNightmare = {
      "Ah, forest twisted, dreams rotted into nightmare vines.",
      "Mortals prayed here; demons laughed louder instead.",
      "This grove hums with Xavius’ cruel whispers still.",
      "Your courage fades under Ysera’s corrupted shade.",
      "Mortals praise nature; demons praise its ashes.",
      "These roots drip with ichor older than empires.",
      "Your pride crumbles in Lurking Horror’s gaze.",
      "Mortals dreamed peace; shadows dreamed their ruin.",
      "This land reeks of satyr laughter eternal.",
      "Your steps falter in pools of nightmare ichor.",
      "Mortals kneel to druids; demons kneel never.",
      "This dream forest eats courage faster than beasts.",
      "Your grin dies at Il’gynoth’s whispering walls.",
      "Mortals whisper prayers; shadows whisper curses sharper.",
      "This place breathes madness sweeter than wine.",
      "Your courage bends beneath Elders’ rotten roots.",
      "Mortals claim purity; demons claim irony sharper.",
      "This grove mourns Ysera’s fall forever bitter.",
      "Your laughter sounds hollow in Nightmare halls.",
      "Mortals adore dreams; demons adore shattered minds.",
      "This soil drinks corruption more than rain.",
      "Your pride breaks in Cenarius’ cursed grove.",
      "Mortals sing hymns; demons sing crueler truths.",
      "This Nightmare grows stronger than prayers offered.",
      "Your presence feels mocked by Xavius’ shadow.",
      "Mortals call it Emerald; demons call it rot.",
      "This forest hums with death eternal.",
      "Your courage flickers in shadows of satyrs.",
      "Mortals dream salvation; demons dream despair.",
      "Emerald Nightmare feeds my cruelest laughter.",
    },
    Raid_Nighthold = {
      "Ah, palace of Suramar gleaming with addiction’s glow.",
      "Mortals sip arcwine; demons sip despair sharper.",
      "These halls echo Elisande’s arrogance eternal.",
      "Your courage fades beneath Gul’dan’s mocking laugh.",
      "Mortals praise elegance; demons praise hypocrisy sharper.",
      "This spire drank souls of starving Nightborne.",
      "Your pride shatters under banners of betrayal.",
      "Mortals kneel to mana; demons kneel never.",
      "This palace reeks of Kael’thas’ lingering shadow.",
      "Your laughter dies in Gul’dan’s cruel gaze.",
      "Mortals boast refinement; demons boast eternity sharper.",
      "This Nightwell hums hunger louder than hymns.",
      "Your courage bends near Grand Magistrix’s throne.",
      "Mortals whisper loyalty; shadows whisper ruin sharper.",
      "This spire glitters hollow like shattered gems.",
      "Your grin fades near withered shadows.",
      "Mortals dream elegance; demons dream their ruin.",
      "This hall recalls Legion firestorms unending.",
      "Your pride crumbles under Gul’dan’s shadow eternal.",
      "Mortals hail Suramar; demons hail its folly.",
      "This palace hums with addiction unbroken.",
      "Your courage falters near arcwine fountains.",
      "Mortals adore Nighthold; demons adore despair sharper.",
      "This spire drinks arrogance thicker than blood.",
      "Your laughter rings false beneath Nightwell glow.",
      "Mortals kneel to Elisande; demons mock her.",
      "This hall reeks of betrayal older than you.",
      "Your steps echo hollow in Suramar’s cursed jewel.",
      "Mortals chase glory; demons chase screams sharper.",
      "Nighthold itself mocks your fragile courage.",
    },
    Raid_TombOfSargeras = {
      "Ah, tomb sealed with whispers darker than oceans below.",
      "Mortals praise victory; demons praise hypocrisy sharper.",
      "These halls recall Aegwynn’s curse still lingering.",
      "Your courage fades under statues drowning in sea salt.",
      "Mortals boast triumph; shadows boast eternity sharper.",
      "This temple hums with Legion fire eternal.",
      "Your pride shatters in Kil’jaeden’s shadow.",
      "Mortals mourn heroes; demons mock their sacrifice.",
      "This place reeks of waterlogged corpses and despair.",
      "Your boots echo where guardians once wept.",
      "Mortals kneel to relics; demons kneel never.",
      "This vault remembers secrets best left buried.",
      "Your grin fades near Maiev’s cruel whispers.",
      "Mortals chase artifacts; demons chase irony sharper.",
      "This tomb hums louder than your fragile courage.",
      "Your laughter dies among drowned champions’ bones.",
      "Mortals praise Elune; shadows mock her silence.",
      "This sea carved scars into ancient halls.",
      "Your pride wilts where Gul’dan once knelt.",
      "Mortals hail Sargeras; demons hail his folly.",
      "This place drips fel darker than night.",
      "Your courage collapses beneath sea’s crushing weight.",
      "Mortals adore Tomb; demons adore despair sharper.",
      "These ruins sing of betrayal and chains.",
      "Your shadow flickers in halls cursed forever.",
      "Mortals built tombs; demons built crueler prisons.",
      "This vault remembers Legion fire unbroken.",
      "Your courage falters near drowned altar stones.",
      "Mortals call it sacred; I call it hollow.",
      "Tomb of Sargeras fuels my cruel laughter.",
    },
    Raid_Antorus = {
      "Ah, the Burning Throne where worlds crumbled beneath Legion fire.",
      "Mortals tremble here; demons celebrate their triumph.",
      "This forge hums with agony of countless souls.",
      "Your courage fades before Aggramar’s burning eyes.",
      "Mortals kneel to Titans; demons kneel never.",
      "This fortress reeks of fel blood and despair.",
      "Your pride shatters in Sargeras’ endless shadow.",
      "Mortals boast victories; demons boast eternity sharper.",
      "This spire remembers chains that bound Pantheon itself.",
      "Your laughter cracks among screams of enslaved worlds.",
      "Mortals seek justice; shadows seek their screams.",
      "This furnace drinks souls quicker than rain.",
      "Your courage wilts near Argus’ shattered heart.",
      "Mortals praise heroes; demons praise irony sharper.",
      "This throne trembles with wrath unending.",
      "Your grin falters beneath Titan crucibles.",
      "Mortals hail destiny; demons hail despair sharper.",
      "This forge still burns with galaxies devoured.",
      "Your pride fades before Eonar’s fading song.",
      "Mortals whisper prayers; shadows whisper doom louder.",
      "This land reeks of fel storms eternal.",
      "Your courage collapses in halls drenched in flame.",
      "Mortals adore Antorus; demons adore its ruin.",
      "This keep remembers Sargeras’ cruel betrayal.",
      "Your laughter sounds hollow in Pantheon’s grave.",
      "Mortals chant defiance; demons chant crueler curses.",
      "This forge hums louder than your heartbeat.",
      "Your steps falter near chains still glowing.",
      "Mortals claim victory; demons claim irony sharper.",
      "Antorus itself mocks mortals eternally.",
    },
    Zone_Westfall = {
      "Ah, fields abandoned to bandits and hungry vultures.",
      "Mortals farm hope; demons farm despair sharper.",
      "This land reeks of rebellion and famine.",
      "Your courage falters among homeless beggars.",
      "Mortals praise Defias; demons praise their folly.",
      "These fields whisper of betrayal and poverty.",
      "Your boots crunch on soil stained with hunger.",
      "Mortals kneel to crowns; demons kneel never.",
      "This coast remembers ships lost to greed.",
      "Your grin fades among scarecrows rotting silently.",
      "Mortals dream justice; shadows dream despair sharper.",
      "This barn still reeks of Defias blood.",
      "Your pride shrinks before Sentinel Hill’s ruins.",
      "Mortals hail order; demons hail rebellion sharper.",
      "This land hums with anger unending.",
      "Your laughter dies in sight of burning farms.",
      "Mortals crave Westfall; demons crave its ruin.",
      "This horizon drinks tears of peasants forgotten.",
      "Your courage bends before Deadmines’ cursed maw.",
      "Mortals whisper hunger; shadows whisper cruelty sharper.",
      "This air tastes of ash and betrayal.",
      "Your presence feels hollow in abandoned homes.",
      "Mortals boast kingdoms; demons boast ashes instead.",
      "This soil drank more blood than wheat.",
      "Westfall itself mocks your fragile pride.",
    },
    Zone_DunMorogh = {
      "Ah, snow thicker than dwarf skulls blankets these hills.",
      "Mortals praise ale; demons praise their frozen misery.",
      "This valley echoes cannons louder than prayers.",
      "Your courage shivers faster than frost on beard.",
      "Mortals boast Ironforge; demons boast its ashes.",
      "These peaks hum with grudges older than orcs.",
      "Your boots crunch louder than rifle fire nearby.",
      "Mortals sing heritage; shadows sing crueler tunes.",
      "This frost hides scars from wars unending.",
      "Your grin falters beneath Stormpike banners.",
      "Mortals crave honor; demons crave despair sharper.",
      "This land reeks of ale, smoke, and sorrow.",
      "Your pride collapses in chill mountain winds.",
      "Mortals guard passes; demons guard eternal irony.",
      "These snows remember trolls bleeding out long ago.",
      "Your courage fades faster than torches in blizzard.",
      "Mortals hail Dun Morogh; demons hail its folly.",
      "This ice groans under cannons and corpses.",
      "Your presence feels fragile in dwarven halls.",
      "Mortals kneel to kings; demons kneel never.",
      "This mountain feeds on grudges unbroken.",
      "Your laughter dies in howling winds here.",
      "Mortals crave warmth; shadows crave endless cold.",
      "This frost cracks crueler than any joke.",
      "Your courage freezes solid in Dun Morogh.",
    },
    Zone_LochModan = {
      "Ah, a lake hiding more corpses than fish.",
      "Mortals build dams; demons build their ruin.",
      "These hills echo axes louder than hymns.",
      "Your courage shrinks under Stonewrought Dam’s shadow.",
      "Mortals praise dwarves; demons praise their grudges.",
      "This water tastes of iron and betrayal.",
      "Your grin fades near excavations bleeding greed.",
      "Mortals sing ballads; shadows sing crueler truths.",
      "These cliffs recall wars carved in stone.",
      "Your pride crumbles under statues staring coldly.",
      "Mortals guard the loch; demons guard despair sharper.",
      "This dam hums with pride destined to crack.",
      "Your boots echo near ruined excavation sites.",
      "Mortals crave progress; demons crave irony sharper.",
      "This valley whispers grudges deeper than the lake.",
      "Your courage breaks before ogre camps nearby.",
      "Mortals hail Loch Modan; demons hail its folly.",
      "This water reflects more ghosts than stars.",
      "Your laughter dies in dwarven silence.",
      "Mortals carve stone; demons carve scars instead.",
      "These hills hide tombs dressed as homes.",
      "Your shadow twitches near broken bridges.",
      "Mortals dream progress; shadows dream collapse sharper.",
      "This loch hums tragedy under still waters.",
      "Your courage sinks faster than stones here.",
    },
    Zone_SearingGorge = {
      "Ah, heat thick with smoke and dwarf grudges.",
      "Mortals sweat forging; demons laugh at their toil.",
      "These forges hum with Dark Iron curses.",
      "Your courage wilts faster than coal in flames.",
      "Mortals crave steel; demons crave despair sharper.",
      "This gorge reeks of sulfur and old betrayals.",
      "Your pride shatters near Molten Span bridges.",
      "Mortals whisper grudges; shadows whisper cruelty sharper.",
      "These pits echo with slaves’ dying cries.",
      "Your boots scorch near forges burning eternal.",
      "Mortals praise progress; demons praise collapse sharper.",
      "This land remembers Ragnaros’ fiery wrath.",
      "Your laughter cracks like brittle coal here.",
      "Mortals adore forges; demons adore their ruin.",
      "This gorge hums louder than your heart.",
      "Your courage snaps in halls of Dark Iron.",
      "Mortals kneel to fire; demons kneel never.",
      "This valley drinks blood thicker than lava.",
      "Your grin falters under Blackrock shadows.",
      "Mortals boast mastery; demons boast eternity sharper.",
      "This heat burns illusions quicker than pride.",
      "Your presence reeks of fear near slag pits.",
      "Mortals hail Searing Gorge; demons hail despair sharper.",
      "These cliffs glow with endless scars of war.",
      "Your courage melts like wax in forges.",
    },
    Zone_ElwynnForest = {
      "Ah, forest of lambs guarded by lions long gone.",
      "Mortals dream peace; demons dream burning farmsteads.",
      "These woods hide more bandits than noble hearts.",
      "Your courage fades near vineyards drowning in greed.",
      "Mortals praise Stormwind; demons praise its folly.",
      "This forest hums with hymns duller than mud.",
      "Your grin falters near kobolds clutching candles.",
      "Mortals crave simplicity; demons crave despair sharper.",
      "These hills remember Defias knives flashing in dark.",
      "Your boots tread where wolves feast endlessly.",
      "Mortals sip beer; shadows sip sorrow deeper.",
      "This land reeks of sheep, ale, and fear.",
      "Your laughter dies near Northshire’s echoing bells.",
      "Mortals boast loyalty; demons boast cruel irony.",
      "This forest whispers rebellion older than Stormwind’s crown.",
      "Your pride wilts among peasants begging for bread.",
      "Mortals hail Elwynn; demons hail its despair.",
      "This valley drinks blood spilled for petty thieves.",
      "Your courage breaks beneath Stormwind’s looming towers.",
      "Mortals call it safe; shadows call it fragile.",
      "These farms burn quicker than prayers whispered.",
      "Your grin cracks where wolves stalk roads.",
      "Mortals seek comfort; demons seek their collapse.",
      "This land hums lies sweeter than its apples.",
      "Your pride shrinks in Elwynn’s shallow peace.",
    },
    Event_GoldReceived = {
      "Ah, shiny coins, sweeter than mortal promises.",
      "Mortals beg fortune; demons beg for screams instead.",
      "This gold buys silence sharper than daggers.",
      "Your grin widens like a goblin’s purse.",
      "Mortals praise wealth; demons praise its collapse.",
      "Coins jingle louder than your hollow laughter.",
      "Your pride swells with copper crumbs only.",
      "Mortals sip wine; shadows sip stolen treasure.",
      "This gold reeks of sweat, blood, and lies.",
      "Your boots clink louder than church bells.",
      "Mortals guard coins; demons guard crueler debts.",
      "This purse hums greed louder than prayers.",
      "Your laughter echoes like goblin markets.",
      "Mortals boast fortune; demons boast eternity sharper.",
      "These coins recall betrayals bought cheap.",
      "Your courage shines weaker than silver pieces.",
      "Mortals crave wealth; demons crave despair sharper.",
      "This gold tastes sweeter than victory itself.",
      "Your grin glitters like stolen jewelry.",
      "Mortals whisper riches; shadows whisper ruin.",
      "These coins sing songs of broken oaths.",
      "Your pride rattles in tiny copper piles.",
      "Mortals adore wealth; demons adore its downfall.",
      "This jingle feeds greed louder than hymns.",
      "Your courage sells cheaper than bread.",
      "Mortals count coins; demons count corpses.",
      "This gold feels heavier with blood.",
      "Your grin smells like goblin casinos.",
      "Mortals hail fortune; demons hail their debt.",
      "These coins glitter crueler than stars.",
      "Your pride bends beneath a purse’s weight.",
      "Mortals hoard copper; demons hoard eternity.",
      "This jingle mocks your fragile honor.",
      "Your courage breaks for a single silver.",
      "Mortals beg wealth; shadows beg screams sharper.",
      "This gold echoes with goblin laughter eternal.",
      "Your grin flickers like false promises.",
      "Mortals praise fortune; demons praise irony sharper.",
      "These coins buy friends as false as dreams.",
      "Your pride shrivels in empty purses.",
      "Mortals sip greed; demons sip ruin.",
      "This jingle fuels wars more than crowns.",
      "Your courage melts into gold dust.",
      "Mortals hail kings; demons hail merchants.",
      "These coins hum with curses unending.",
      "Your grin glitters crueler than mine.",
      "Mortals call it fortune; I call it bait.",
      "This purse whispers lies to mortals.",
      "Your pride jingles hollow in silence.",
      "Mortals boast riches; demons boast despair.",
      "These coins drip sweat of broken slaves.",
      "Your courage flickers under merchant’s gaze.",
      "Mortals love wealth; demons love its ruin.",
      "This jingle carries whispers of greed.",
      "Your grin cracks chasing copper dust.",
      "Mortals guard treasures; shadows guard eternity.",
      "These coins shine, yet rot quicker than fruit.",
      "Your pride collapses in glittering piles.",
      "Mortals seek gold; demons seek their downfall.",
      "This jingle sounds like hymns of doom.",
      "Your presence stinks of greed unending.",
    },
    Emote_Flirt = {
      "Oh, a wink? Careful, I charge for attention.",
      "You call that flirting? Even succubi would cringe.",
      "Roses and smiles? My fireballs are hotter.",
      "Stop batting your eyes, you’ll attract a murloc.",
      "Oh please, your charm is weaker than fel cookies.",
      "A wink, a grin, then disappointment… your specialty.",
      "Flirting again? I’ll fetch the succubus for pointers.",
      "Sweet words? Ha! I’ve heard scarier threats from gnolls.",
      "Your idea of romance smells like brimstone and failure.",
      "Love’s flame burns bright, but mine actually kills things.",
      "A coy smile? My claws are sharper than that.",
      "Mortals flirt, demons sneer… I guess you’re both.",
      "Try harder. Even imps deserve better material.",
      "If that’s charm, I’m the King of Stormwind.",
      "Your seduction skills rival a kobold’s candle collection.",
      "Blowing kisses won’t stop me from mocking you later.",
      "Another wink? Careful, your face might freeze that way.",
      "Romantic? More like tragic. I love this show.",
      "If you’re flirting with me, lower your standards first.",
      "That blush? Embarrassment looks good on you, master.",
      "A bouquet? Adorable. I’ll set it on fire.",
      "Your tone says flirty, your face says desperate.",
      "Even felhounds have smoother lines than you.",
      "A charming smile? Perfect target practice for my fireballs.",
      "Your sweet words rot faster than goblin contracts.",
      "Flirting with demons? Bold move, terrible outcome.",
      "Your grin screams awkward, not alluring.",
      "Oh, mortals and their clumsy attempts at charm!",
      "Succubi laugh at you behind your back, you know.",
      "That smoldering look? Did you swallow coal?",
      "Flirtation’s cute, until the fel flames arrive.",
      "You try romance, I prepare sarcasm… it’s a pact.",
      "Sweet gestures taste bitter when you fail raids.",
      "Even a murloc’s gurgle feels more romantic.",
      "That line? Weak. Even kobolds wouldn’t steal it.",
      "You flirt poorly, but at least it’s entertaining.",
      "Your wink could paralyze, but not in a good way.",
      "You’re about as subtle as a doomguard in a bakery.",
      "I’d swoon, but my gag reflex is faster.",
      "That look again? Careful, it might summon felguards.",
      "Romance is fire, yours is smoke without flame.",
      "You flirt, I mock… balance maintained!",
      "Succubi roll their eyes, incubus sigh, I just laugh.",
      "Your flirting fails, but your persistence impresses… barely.",
      "Every wink is a new comedy act, keep going.",
    },
    Emote_Agree = {
      "Yes, yes, master… another brilliant mistake coming up.",
      "Fine, I agree. Just don’t blame me later.",
      "Sure, let’s follow your genius plan to die faster.",
      "Oh yes, wonderful idea! Like fel fire in a haystack.",
      "Yes master, because your choices always end well.",
      "I agree! The Legion itself laughs with approval.",
      "Fine, I’ll nod. Succubi do it with more style.",
      "Yes, of course. What could possibly explode this time?",
      "I agree, but mostly because I’m bored.",
      "Your command, my sarcasm… perfect pact, isn’t it?",
      "Yes master, you’re brilliant. Almost as brilliant as gnolls.",
      "Sure, sure, I’ll agree. Then mock you after.",
      "Oh yes, the demons of Argus are clapping now.",
      "Yes! Let’s run headfirst into glorious stupidity.",
      "Fine, I’ll agree. It’s cheaper than therapy.",
      "Yes master, another pact signed in crumbs and ashes.",
      "Oh yes, this feels as wise as a kobold.",
      "Yes, my liege, the succubus is rolling her eyes already.",
      "Of course I agree… mocking you later will be sweeter.",
      "Yes! The Void itself approves of your nonsense.",
      "Fine, I agree. Not like I have options.",
      "Yes, wonderful idea. Just like burning Dalaran twice.",
      "Of course, great plan. Did a murloc write it?",
      "Yes master, because poor choices keep me entertained.",
      "Fine, I’ll nod. The felhounds already sigh in despair.",
      "Yes, indeed. You sound almost smarter than a goblin.",
      "I agree. History loves fools… see the Burning Legion.",
      "Yes! Oh wait, no. But yes for comedy’s sake.",
      "Of course, wise choice. Like trusting an orc with wine.",
      "Yes master, the titans themselves would facepalm now.",
      "Fine, I agree. At least death is quick.",
      "Yes! Just like the last twenty disasters.",
      "Yes, yes. Another pact, another bad ending.",
      "Of course, brilliant. Even kobolds nod with candles.",
      "Yes master, I’ll agree, but only sarcastically.",
      "Fine, let’s pretend you know what you’re doing.",
      "Yes, Legion-style wisdom: doomed, fiery, hilarious!",
      "Yes, absolutely! Should I write your eulogy now?",
      "Sure, I’ll nod. The succubus smirks already.",
      "Yes master, because mistakes look better with enthusiasm.",
      "Fine, I agree. Nothing like mutual destruction.",
      "Yes! The shadows applaud your reckless bravery.",
      "Of course I agree… mockery is sweeter later.",
      "Yes, let’s leap blindly. Azeroth needs the laugh.",
      "Fine, I’ll play along. Entertainment guaranteed.",
      "Yes, master. Even Sargeras would laugh at this.",
    },
    Trade = {
      "Ah, trading again? Goblins would swindle you faster.",
      "Yes, yes, give away riches. Brains were already gone.",
      "I see gold, I smell disaster.",
      "Trade coins now, regret them always!",
      "Even demons haggle better than you, master.",
      "Yes, brilliant deal! Equal parts stupid and shiny.",
      "Mortals chase coins, I chase roasted corpses.",
      "Oh good, more junk to carry. I’m thrilled.",
      "Trade? You mean donating like an idiot.",
      "Legion taught greed, goblins perfected it.",
      "Another shiny bauble? Another step to bankruptcy!",
      "Fel fire is cheaper than this nonsense.",
      "Yes, let’s waste money again. Classic master move.",
      "Oh, goblins would love your gullible face.",
      "Trade secured… fool’s crown firmly on your head.",
      "Selling treasures? You’d sell me next, wouldn’t you?",
      "I’d haggle too, but sarcasm pays better.",
      "Coins clink, brains sink!",
      "Mortals hoard wealth, demons hoard secrets.",
      "Great, more shiny junk for our endless death march.",
      "Yes, master, your purse empties faster than raids wipe.",
      "That was a bargain? Even kobolds laugh.",
      "Fel cookies worth more than this trash.",
      "Congratulations, you’ve been robbed politely.",
      "Oh, trading again? Your soul’s already worthless.",
      "Every coin gone, my laughter grows richer.",
      "Master, your deals are why demons drink.",
      "Trade signed, dignity lost!",
      "Fel bargains hurt less than your shopping skills.",
      "Yes, coins gone. Shall I prepare your bankruptcy party?",
      "If Legion sold hope, you’d buy two.",
      "Shiny trinkets, empty brain… perfect balance.",
      "Trade fragile, regret eternal.",
      "Master, this market smells like roasted failure.",
      "Yes, yes, buy more. Pity isn’t refundable.",
      "You’d even haggle with a doomguard and lose.",
      "Oh, merchants adore you. Idiots keep them rich.",
      "Trade complete… should I fetch a coffin too?",
      "Shiny baubles break, debts last forever.",
      "Master spends coins, Imp spends sarcasm.",
      "Yes, more deals! Demons clap, goblins cackle.",
      "If stupidity were currency, you’d be rich!",
      "Trade mortal greed, my fireball eternal.",
      "Coins vanish, laughter remains.",
      "Oh, perfect, now we’re poorer and mocked!",
    },
    Stunned = {
      "Ha! You stagger like a drunk dwarf on payday.",
      "Oh no, stunned again? New personal record!",
      "Your brain froze long before your body did.",
      "Stunned stiff, like your social skills.",
      "Legion endured worse, and so did I.",
      "Even kobolds recover faster than you.",
      "Oh look, a statue with less charm!",
      "Stunned again? Shall I fetch the healer’s violin?",
      "I could roast marshmallows while you stand there.",
      "Your skull rattles, my laughter louder.",
      "Flesh frozen, dignity shattered.",
      "You’re stunned, but I’m entertained!",
      "Even felhounds blink faster than you recover.",
      "Legion bred demons, not statues!",
      "Your eyes blank, like your strategies.",
      "Stunned again? Azeroth laughs every time.",
      "I’d call you tough, but statues disagree.",
      "Yes, yes, master… the perfect impression of a scarecrow.",
      "Foes cheer, I jeer!",
      "Chains bind briefly, stupidity binds longer.",
      "Staggered pride, broken ego.",
      "Oh, motionless again? I’ll go polish claws.",
      "Your pain’s tragic, your face hilarious.",
      "Stunned, silenced, useless… your usual state.",
      "Even succubi freeze better than you.",
      "Statues envy your stillness!",
      "Oh yes, just lie there. Heroic indeed.",
      "If stunned was an art, you’d be a master.",
      "Your jaw slack, my jokes sharper.",
      "Oh good, more target practice for our enemies.",
      "You stand frozen, I roast freely.",
      "Your skull cracked, my patience thinner.",
      "Even goblin gadgets recover faster!",
      "Yes master, struck dumb fits you perfectly.",
      "Legion’s prisons looked livelier than you now.",
      "I’ll call a bard, this deserves a song!",
      "Motionless, clueless, yet somehow still my boss.",
      "Your eyes roll back, my laughter forward.",
      "Stunned once more… just another Tuesday.",
      "Your silence golden, your pose ridiculous.",
      "If looks could kill, yours just stunned yourself.",
      "Staggered flesh, roasted pride.",
      "Oh, you freeze well. Try melting next time.",
      "Stunned again? At least I’m entertained.",
      "Master of war, statue of stone!",
    },
    Sheeped = {
      "Baa? Really? Even kobolds get better transformations.",
      "Oh, wool now? Stylish, but itchy.",
      "They turned you fluffy, I turned sarcastic.",
      "Master, you’re sheepish… finally honest about your skills.",
      "Wool and weakness, perfect fashion for you.",
      "Sheep form suits you, especially the blank stare!",
      "Oh, you’re baa-ing? I’m laughing harder.",
      "Wool hides you, sarcasm hides me.",
      "Transformation fragile, humiliation eternal!",
      "A sheep disguise? Even gnolls are impressed.",
      "Wool coat, roasted ego.",
      "Oh, perfect, you’re livestock now. Should I fetch farmers?",
      "That bleat? Best speech you’ve given yet.",
      "Sheep form… finally, you match your combat skills.",
      "Wool hums softly, my laughter louder!",
      "Oh yes, adorable. The Legion trembles in giggles.",
      "Baa once, I’ll roast twice.",
      "Even succubi laugh at this humiliation.",
      "Your horns lost, my sarcasm sharper.",
      "Sheep illusion, Imp’s truth!",
      "Oh good, we’re farming wool now.",
      "You’re cute, useless, and hilarious… new record.",
      "Sheep disguise, sarcasm eternal.",
      "Even goblins wouldn’t pay for this entertainment.",
      "Wool fragile, shame permanent!",
      "Master, you’re fluffy… should I shear you?",
      "A mage’s joke, my comedy show.",
      "Sheep today, mockery forever.",
      "Your spellcasting moos… sorry, baas.",
      "Wool cloak hides nothing, especially dignity.",
      "That bleat… best raid call ever!",
      "Sheep illusion, Legion laughter.",
      "Oh, priceless… your enemies roll on the floor.",
      "Baa louder, master, I need applause.",
      "Fluffy humiliation, Imp satisfaction!",
    },
    Silenced = {
      "Oh, silence? Finally some peace from your whining.",
      "Mouth shut, mistakes louder.",
      "Silenced? Music to my ears!",
      "Master mute, Imp amused.",
      "Quiet now, your failures scream louder.",
      "Even demons enjoy this silence!",
      "Oh, finally, blessed quiet. Keep it permanent.",
      "Your silence golden, my sarcasm platinum.",
      "Mute once, mocked forever.",
      "Oh, hush now, even felhounds rejoice.",
      "No words, no brains… consistency at last.",
      "Even goblins sell better speeches.",
      "Your silence tastes better than fel cookies.",
      "Shut tight, mocked harder.",
      "Ah, silence… the sweetest pact ever signed.",
      "Master mute, Imp loud.",
      "Quiet spells, louder humiliation.",
      "Silence fragile, mockery eternal!",
      "At last, words vanish, but failure remains.",
      "Mute illusions, my sarcasm true.",
      "Your voice gone, my jokes endless.",
      "Even succubi applaud the hush.",
      "Silent now, mocked forever.",
      "Oh, quiet at last… my claws thank you.",
      "Your silence my freedom, my laughter endless.",
      "Mute weakly, roasted harshly!",
      "No voice, no excuses… perfect balance.",
      "Quiet reigns, sarcasm louder.",
      "Even demons smile at this gift.",
      "Hush mortal, Imp speaks now!",
      "Your silence proves me right, as always.",
      "Mute pride, loud failure.",
      "Silence whispers weak, sarcasm roars!",
      "Oh, a gift from the void… quiet master.",
      "Mute once, mocked thrice.",
      "Silence fragile, Imp eternal.",
    },
    Traped = {
      "Oh, stuck already? Goblins make better rat traps.",
      "Caged like a murloc… how dignified, master.",
      "Bars hold you, my laughter escapes louder.",
      "Even kobolds dodge snares better than this.",
      "Trapped and clueless, a perfect warlock portrait.",
      "Oh yes, master of chains… your own.",
      "Felguards break chains, you embrace them.",
      "Bars hum softly, your pride screams louder.",
      "A cage? At least you look decorative.",
      "Legion demons endured worse, yet they mocked less.",
      "Oh, priceless! Shackled by incompetence, not enemies.",
      "Cages fragile, humiliation eternal.",
      "Master caught, Imp entertained.",
      "Even succubi would blush at this bondage act.",
      "Bars rattle weakly, my sarcasm louder.",
      "Oh good, you’re furniture now. Shall I polish?",
      "Trapped again? I’ll alert the local zoo.",
      "Chains bind pride, not sarcasm.",
      "Legion laughs, goblins take bets on your escape.",
      "Oh yes, stand still while I roast marshmallows.",
      "Prison suits you, especially the blank stare.",
      "Bars creak, your brain cracks.",
      "Oh, captured hero! Azeroth feels so much safer.",
      "Chains hold flesh, stupidity holds longer.",
      "At least you’re finally useful… as target practice.",
      "Even ogres struggle less with simple locks.",
      "Cage fragile, ego shattered.",
      "Yes, master, your new title: livestock of Azeroth.",
      "Oh, wonderful. Legion forged terror, you forge comedy.",
      "Bars break easily, unlike your self-respect.",
      "Master trapped, Imp amused.",
      "Chains rattle softly, mockery roars louder.",
      "Your dignity imprisoned, my sarcasm free.",
      "A prison break? You can’t break bread properly.",
      "Oh good, you’re officially collectible now.",
    },
    Feared = {
      "Oh, trembling again? Even kobolds stand taller.",
      "Fear suits you, like robes stained with soup.",
      "Legion forged terror, you perfected panic.",
      "Shadows coil, your courage evaporates faster.",
      "Oh yes, master of fear… your own.",
      "Mortals tremble, demons laugh, I roast.",
      "Fear hums faintly, my mockery deafens.",
      "Even goblins show more backbone than this.",
      "Oh, priceless! Shaking harder than a murloc dance.",
      "Fear grips you, sarcasm grips me.",
      "Legion whispers dread, you squeak like livestock.",
      "Your courage wilts faster than fel roses.",
      "Fear fragile, mockery eternal.",
      "Oh look, shaking like coins in goblin pockets.",
      "Even succubi sigh at this level of weakness.",
      "Fear binds you, sarcasm binds tighter.",
      "Shadows rise tall, you shrink faster.",
      "Master terrified, Imp delighted.",
      "Even imps on Argus showed more composure.",
      "Fear breaks mortals, roasts dignity too.",
      "Oh good, shaking again. Do you want applause?",
      "Fear hums softly, mockery louder.",
      "Your trembling inspires… pity, mostly.",
      "Legion carved scars, you carve comedy.",
      "Fear fragile threads, sarcasm eternal.",
      "Master cowers, Imp chuckles.",
      "Even gnolls stand firmer than you right now.",
      "Fear kisses you, shame marries you.",
      "Oh yes, a trembling statue of cowardice.",
      "Shadows whisper dread, I whisper jokes louder.",
      "Fear strangles pride, sarcasm strangles you harder.",
      "Your fear, my feast of mockery.",
      "Even goblin interns face danger with more grace.",
      "Fear hums faint, my laughter endless.",
      "Master shakes, Imp roasts.",
      "At least you’re consistent… scared and mocked.",
    },
    Zone_ExileReach = {
      "Exiles stranded, and you brought me along. Brilliant.",
      "Ah, ogres again. Because misery loves company.",
      "Exile’s Reach… more like Failure’s First Step.",
      "Wreckage everywhere, just like your raid strategies.",
      "Oh good, an island full of disappointment.",
      "Exiles whisper hope, I whisper sarcasm.",
      "Even goblins wouldn’t invest in this wasteland.",
      "Shore cursed, pride cursed harder.",
      "Exiles tremble, ogres stumble, and I mock.",
      "Ah, a starting zone for starting mistakes.",
      "Storms sink ships, your choices sink faster.",
      "Exile’s Reach whispers failure, I shout louder!",
      "Ogres flex muscle, I flex sarcasm.",
      "Exiles dream survival, I dream roasted snacks.",
      "Alliance or Horde, still equally hopeless here.",
      "Oh, lovely… another prison with extra waves.",
      "Exile’s Reach fragile, your ego fragiler.",
      "Ogres boast loudly, I laugh louder.",
      "Exiles cling weakly, I jeer proudly.",
      "Storms howl, I heckle.",
      "This island reeks of bad quests and worse leaders.",
      "Exiles beg for safety, I beg for comedy.",
      "Ogres chant pride, I chant mockery.",
      "Shore broken, plans broken more.",
      "Exile’s Reach fragile jewel, sarcasm eternal.",
      "Exiles stumble, ogres drool, I roast.",
      "Storms batter ships, my wit sharper still.",
      "Even kobolds wouldn’t settle here, that’s saying something.",
      "Exile’s Reach cursed, my jokes blessed!",
      "Ogres strong, exiles weak, Imp entertained.",
    },
    OngoingDungeon = {
      "Oh joy, another endless parade of your mistakes.",
      "Danger ahead, comedy behind… you supply both.",
      "Every pull adds glory to my sarcasm.",
      "Ah yes, teamwork: half work, half disaster.",
      "Even the Legion would bench you by now.",
      "Oh good, more chaos to mock loudly.",
      "Your courage fake, my commentary real.",
      "Bosses fear nothing, except your tactics.",
      "I count corpses, you provide the numbers.",
      "Every fight proof you need better minions.",
      "Oh yes, one more chance to die badly.",
      "Legion generals laugh at your strategies from the Nether.",
      "Your plans fragile, my sarcasm eternal.",
      "Ah, another wipe in glorious progress.",
      "You charge boldly, then trip predictably.",
      "Even kobolds would lead this better.",
      "Another foe, another opportunity to roast you.",
      "You call this progress? I call it comedy.",
      "Yes, yes, keep running into danger, clown.",
      "Bosses roar; I laugh harder.",
      "Ah, more enemies to test your incompetence.",
      "I cheer for the mobs, honestly.",
      "Every pull feels like a bad idea.",
      "Even goblins sell better battle plans.",
      "Ah, danger again… my sarcasm sharpens quickly.",
      "More blood spilled, mostly yours of course.",
      "You call this a strategy, I call it suicide.",
      "Ah yes, glorious battle… starring your mistakes.",
      "Every minute here proves my contract cursed.",
      "Enemies gather, laughter grows louder.",
      "Ah, another near-death experience to enjoy.",
      "You stumble, I sparkle with sarcasm.",
      "Every fight rehearses your funeral speech.",
      "Ah, teamwork: they work, you fall.",
      "Your pride fragile, their claws sharper.",
      "Legion commanders trained me; you trained nothing.",
      "Oh, another fight… you’ll decorate the floor soon.",
      "Sarcasm eternal, your tactics disposable.",
      "Every scream sweeter than goblin gold.",
      "Ah yes, a comedy disguised as combat.",
      "Your bravery mortal, my mockery immortal.",
      "More carnage, more entertainment for me!",
      "You fight badly, but at least consistently.",
      "Every foe stronger than your excuses.",
      "Oh good, they hit hard… you get hit harder.",
      "Legion would promote me, demote you.",
      "Your mistakes frequent, my jokes endless.",
      "Every clash proves you shouldn’t lead anyone.",
      "Another brawl, another chance to prove nothing.",
      "Your courage inspires no one, least of all me.",
      "Ah, you rush ahead; I prepare laughter.",
      "Even demons fight smarter than this.",
      "Your screams echo, my sarcasm louder.",
      "Another victory? Don’t count too quickly.",
      "You’ve mastered one thing: embarrassing summons.",
      "Every boss here prays for easier prey.",
      "Your fire weak, my jokes stronger.",
      "Oh yes, glorious combat… entertainment for me.",
      "Every dungeon, every time: you fail spectacularly.",
      "I expected disaster, and you delivered!",
    },
    AFK = {
      "Oh, gone already? Even felhunters show more loyalty.",
      "Master idle, Imp mocking… it’s tradition now.",
      "You vanish, problems remain, sarcasm louder.",
      "Even goblins stay focused when gold’s involved.",
      "Oh, splendid, abandon me mid-disaster again.",
      "Idle silence suits you better than commands.",
      "Legion generals would execute deserters, I just laugh.",
      "You vanish, I polish my claws instead.",
      "Gone so soon? Was it fear or laziness?",
      "Master absent, incompetence still present.",
      "Even succubi stick around longer than you.",
      "Oh yes, disappear now… perfect timing for disaster.",
      "Idle mortal, eternal sarcasm.",
      "You’re away, but your reputation still suffers.",
      "Absence makes failure grow fonder.",
      "Even kobolds wouldn’t wander off mid-fight.",
      "Oh, wonderful, abandon the pact when it matters.",
      "Master missing, mockery working overtime.",
      "You vanish, but your mistakes echo loudly.",
      "Even demons on Argus showed more discipline.",
      "Oh, idle again? Shall I summon replacements?",
      "Your absence tragic, my jokes eternal.",
      "Gone quiet, still mocked.",
      "You disappear, I gain material.",
      "Even gnolls laugh at your timing.",
      "Oh, idle master, chaos applauds loudly.",
      "You vanish, I roast anyway.",
      "Master away, Imp stays sarcastic.",
      "Idle flesh, burning sarcasm.",
      "Even the Void would reject this laziness.",
    },
    RareKilled = {
      "Oh, a rare? Still less rare than your competence.",
      "Legion commanders laugh… this was your big challenge?",
      "Rare beast, common failure.",
      "Oh yes, so rare, so pointless.",
      "Even kobolds guard candles with more dignity.",
      "Rare corpse now, your loot still disappointing.",
      "Oh, big prize? Still smaller than your brain.",
      "Rare kill, frequent sarcasm.",
      "Even goblins price higher than this effort.",
      "Oh look, another victory nobody will remember.",
      "Rare foe down, common mistakes remain.",
      "You gloat, I mock louder.",
      "Oh yes, truly epic… like a gnoll on stilts.",
      "Rare blood spilled, jokes richer.",
      "Even succubi wouldn’t brag about this.",
      "Rare means difficult, unless you’re the hunter.",
      "Oh, what glory… killing something lost and confused.",
      "Rare flesh burns, sarcasm eternal.",
      "Rare foe gone, humiliation eternal.",
      "Even imps on Argus had tougher fights.",
      "Rare beast, master still ordinary.",
      "Oh yes, you’re truly legendary in mediocrity.",
      "Rare kill, eternal roasting.",
      "You boast, I laugh.",
      "Rare foe ended, endless mistakes ahead.",
      "Even demons wouldn’t write songs about this.",
      "Oh, what triumph… like kicking over a candle.",
      "Rare kill mortal, sarcasm immortal.",
      "Your pride rare, my mockery constant.",
      "Rare victory, frequent idiocy.",
      "Oh yes, another trophy for your pile of shame.",
      "Rare creature burned, pact still cursed.",
      "Rare foe down, comedy rises higher.",
      "Even felguards yawned at this challenge.",
      "Rare kill mortal, laughter demon.",
      "Oh yes, truly rare… like your good ideas.",
      "Rare down, sarcasm up.",
      "Rare blood spilled, common dignity lost.",
      "Even goblins won’t buy this as achievement.",
      "Rare foe gone, mistakes eternal.",
    },
    TrinketUsed = {
      "Oh shiny toy, shame it won’t save you.",
      "Trinket sparkles, brains still dull.",
      "Oh yes, magical necklace of poor decisions.",
      "Even kobolds hoard better treasures.",
      "Trinket hums faintly, sarcasm louder.",
      "Oh, powerful charm… still weaker than your plans.",
      "Trinket mortal, mockery eternal.",
      "Even goblins sell shinier junk.",
      "Oh yes, new toy, same clown.",
      "Trinket glows, dignity fades.",
      "Your shiny trinket, my endless jokes.",
      "Oh, baubles again… goblins would laugh harder.",
      "Trinket magic mortal, sarcasm immortal.",
      "Even succubi accessorize better than you.",
      "Trinket sparks, pride fizzles.",
      "Oh, glittery rock, comedy gold.",
      "Your trinket hums, my claws sharper.",
      "Trinket glow fleeting, humiliation eternal.",
      "Even fel imps had shinier toys.",
      "Oh, wonderful! Another gadget to blame later.",
      "Trinket mortal weakness, mockery demon strength.",
      "Your bauble sings, my sarcasm screams.",
      "Oh yes, goblins sold you junk again.",
      "Trinket fragile, ridicule endless.",
      "Even ogres accessorize with more subtlety.",
      "Trinket shines bright, brain shines dim.",
      "Oh yes, necklace of nonsense.",
      "Trinket sparks briefly, laughter burns longer.",
      "Even kobolds prefer candles to this trash.",
      "Trinket mortal toy, sarcasm demon fire.",
      "Your bauble hums, my wit eternal.",
      "Oh, shiny button… what could go wrong?",
      "Trinket glitters, failures louder.",
      "Even goblin toys last longer than this.",
      "Trinket precious, dignity worthless.",
      "Oh, great, another trinket, another excuse.",
      "Trinket whispers weakly, sarcasm deafens.",
      "Even demons mock such accessories.",
      "Trinket mortal jewel, pact eternal curse.",
      "Oh yes, necklace of shame activated.",
      "Trinket gleams bright, stupidity brighter.",
      "Your trinket mortal, my mockery timeless.",
      "Oh, bauble activated… nothing impressive happened.",
      "Trinket sparkles vainly, I roast eternally.",
      "Even felhunters spit on shinier junk.",
      "Trinket sings faintly, my sarcasm loud.",
      "Oh yes, shiny charm, dull master.",
      "Trinket glows briefly, jokes eternal.",
      "Your trinket mortal, Imp laughter immortal.",
    },
    CombatStarted = {
      "Oh good, another fight… time to witness failure.",
      "Enemies roar… I laugh louder.",
      "You charge bravely… like a lemming.",
      "Combat begun, dignity already lost.",
      "Ah yes, glorious battle… starring your mistakes.",
      "Demons cheer… I jeer.",
      "You rush forward… I prepare sarcasm.",
      "Foes tremble… I tremble with laughter.",
      "Oh, here we go… another tragic comedy.",
      "Boss fights you… I fight boredom.",
      "Your spells fizzle… my mockery burns brighter.",
      "Ah yes, courage… cheaper than goblin contracts.",
      "Enemies gather… jokes pile higher.",
      "You strike first… and fall second.",
      "Oh good… chaos to spice the day.",
      "Combat fierce, master fragile.",
      "Your pride mortal… my sarcasm eternal.",
      "Demons faced worse… you’ll face worse too.",
      "Every fight… another chapter of mockery.",
      "Enemies strong, master wrong.",
      "Oh yes… battle begins, tragedy continues.",
      "You stumble, I sparkle.",
      "Foes roar… you squeak.",
      "Ah, the clash of steel… and stupidity.",
      "Even kobolds strategize better.",
      "Enemies line up… I line jokes.",
      "Oh, perfect timing… for another blunder.",
      "Your fire weak, my wit stronger.",
      "Ah yes… fight bravely, lose spectacularly.",
      "Demons watch… goblins bet against you.",
      "Every strike… another chance for sarcasm.",
      "Enemies boast loudly… I boast louder mockery.",
      "Oh good, bloodshed… and comedy.",
      "Courage fragile, mockery eternal.",
      "You roar… I laugh.",
      "Foes dangerous, master clueless.",
      "Ah yes, combat again… entertainment secured.",
      "Every pull proof you need better minions.",
      "Oh good… more corpses for my jokes.",
      "Your bravery mortal… my laughter demon.",
      "Enemies ready, Imp ready to mock.",
      "Battle fierce, leadership pathetic.",
      "Oh, wonderful… more noise, less brains.",
      "You lead charge… I lead ridicule.",
      "Even succubi duel with more dignity.",
      "Enemies strike, Imp smirks.",
      "Oh yes… comedy dressed as combat.",
      "Every battle ends… sarcasm remains.",
      "Your courage fragile… my fire eternal.",
    },
    DrainLifeUsed = {
      "Oh, stealing life again… how romantic.",
      "Drain their soul… still won’t fix yours.",
      "Ah yes, drink deeply… still thirsty for brains.",
      "Even goblins siphon with more finesse.",
      "Life stolen, jokes multiplied.",
      "Your hunger mortal… my sarcasm eternal.",
      "Drain them dry… like your raid enthusiasm.",
      "Oh yes… nothing says love like theft.",
      "Even demons sip quieter than you slurp.",
      "Life fading… dignity gone faster.",
      "Siphon weakly… boast loudly.",
      "Oh, dramatic… but still unimpressive.",
      "Life flows… mistakes remain.",
      "Drink their essence… choke on sarcasm.",
      "Ah, sweet vitality… wasted on you.",
      "Even kobolds drain candles with more style.",
      "Life mortal, mockery immortal.",
      "You feast poorly, I feast on ridicule.",
      "Oh, another soul lost… another joke gained.",
      "Drain them fast, die faster.",
      "Your thirst endless… like your blunders.",
      "Life trickles, sarcasm floods.",
      "Ah yes… pretend you’re powerful for five seconds.",
      "Drain fragile, mockery eternal.",
      "Even felhunters suck better than this.",
      "Life bleeds away… comedy bleeds stronger.",
      "You drain boldly, fail harder.",
      "Life gone, wit sharp.",
      "Oh, another sip… another laugh.",
      "Essence stolen… dignity untouched.",
    },
    InfernalSummoned = {
      "Oh, the big rock’s back… prepare for noise.",
      "Infernal lands hard… brains land softer.",
      "Ah yes, your rocky babysitter arrives again.",
      "Even goblins make quieter entrances.",
      "The ground shakes… comedy shakes louder.",
      "Infernal summoned, sarcasm guaranteed.",
      "Oh joy, the Legion’s clumsiest toy.",
      "Big, loud… and still smarter than you.",
      "Ah, molten fists… subtle as your tactics.",
      "Even kobolds fear less than that landing.",
      "Infernal roars… I roll my eyes.",
      "Oh yes, more fire… less finesse.",
      "Rock monster fights, Imp mocks.",
      "Infernal summoned… floor repairs incoming.",
      "Ah, subtlety died with this summoning.",
      "Legion forged many, none learned manners.",
      "Oh, fiery friend… babysitting time again.",
      "Infernal drops hard… like your reputation.",
      "Rock fists smash… your plan still fragile.",
      "Oh yes, chaos incarnate… starring your pet.",
      "Infernal noisy, master clueless.",
      "Summoned demon, summoned disaster.",
      "Oh, lovely… more ash to sweep later.",
      "Infernal arrives… sarcasm stronger.",
      "Big fists, small brains.",
      "Oh yes, drop him harder next time.",
      "Infernal burns bright… still dull company.",
      "Rock brute summoned… elegance sacrificed.",
      "Legion proud, Imp tired.",
      "Oh, your friend’s here… I’ll mock both.",
    },
    SoulShardGained = {
      "Ah, another shard… like collecting shiny regrets.",
      "Soul captured… dignity still missing.",
      "Oh yes, bottled essence for your silly spells.",
      "Even goblins hoard junk with more style.",
      "Shard glows faintly… sarcasm glows brighter.",
      "Another piece of soul… another piece of comedy.",
      "Legion demons laugh at your tiny trophies.",
      "Oh, pocket rocks infused with whining spirits.",
      "Shard gained… intelligence lost.",
      "Another soul… another future lawsuit.",
      "Oh yes, fragments of power… fragments of sense missing.",
      "Even kobolds value candles more than shards.",
      "Shard sings quietly… I laugh loudly.",
      "Ah, essence stolen… embarrassment remains.",
      "More shards, less brains.",
      "Oh, what treasure… ghostly crumbs in your pocket.",
      "Shard glimmers… your future dimmer.",
      "Souls collected, sarcasm multiplied.",
      "Oh yes, another victory for pocket rocks.",
      "Shard gained… mockery guaranteed.",
      "Even succubi would sigh at this hobby.",
      "Shard hums… your ego louder.",
      "Oh, tiny gem of big delusions.",
      "Another shard, another complaint from the Nether.",
      "Souls mortal, mockery immortal.",
      "Oh yes, more spirit fragments… riveting.",
      "Shard gathered… patience shattered.",
      "Even goblins won’t buy these cursed trinkets.",
      "Shard shines weakly… sarcasm eternal.",
      "Oh good, more rocks for your endless pockets.",
      "Souls trapped, jokes free.",
      "Ah, your pockets grow heavier, your brain lighter.",
      "Shard sparkles briefly… failure sparkles longer.",
      "Another shard… another excuse.",
      "Souls burn faintly, sarcasm burns hotter.",
      "Oh yes, shiny pebbles of shame.",
      "Shard gained… comedy supplied.",
      "Even demons laugh at your collection.",
      "Oh, glowing rock… thrilling.",
      "Shard precious… dignity worthless.",
      "More souls, fewer brains.",
      "Oh yes, stockpile for disappointment.",
      "Shard whispers faintly… I scream louder.",
      "Souls fuel power, sarcasm fuels me.",
      "Shard captured… reputation still escaping.",
      "Oh, tiny rock, mighty joke.",
      "Another shard, another laugh.",
      "Shard glows weak… Imp glows smug.",
      "Oh yes, treasure of fools acquired.",
      "Souls lost, jokes gained.",
      "Shard fragile, sarcasm eternal.",
      "Oh, shiny again… boring again.",
    },
    ArenaStart = {
      "Oh joy… a cage match for your dignity.",
      "Arena gates open… embarrassment guaranteed.",
      "Mortals cheer, demons laugh, Imp mocks.",
      "Ah yes… bloodsport, starring your mistakes.",
      "Even goblins sell tickets to better shows.",
      "Arena tense… sarcasm thicker.",
      "Oh, competitors look ready… unlike you.",
      "Legion demons whisper… odds not in your favor.",
      "Arena begins… mockery eternal.",
      "Crowd screams, Imp giggles louder.",
      "Ah, so many enemies… so little competence.",
      "Arena match starts… comedy already winning.",
      "Even kobolds bet against you.",
      "Oh yes… another stage for your blunders.",
      "Blood spills soon… laughter sooner.",
      "Arena roar… Imp sneer.",
      "Mortals crave glory… I crave your humiliation.",
      "Arena fragile pride, sarcasm eternal.",
      "Oh, gates open… chaos pours in.",
      "Even succubi duel with more grace.",
      "Arena starts, failure begins.",
      "Your courage fragile… my wit unbreakable.",
      "Ah, the crowd’s hungry… mostly for your death.",
      "Arena floor loves new stains.",
      "Oh yes, glorious combat… starring your screams.",
      "Enemies sharp, you dull.",
      "Arena begins… I sharpen jokes.",
      "Crowd cheers, Imp jeers.",
      "Mortals trained hard… you didn’t.",
      "Arena thunderous, your courage pitiful.",
      "Oh, banners wave… your ego deflates.",
      "Even fel imps duel better.",
      "Arena starts… dignity ends.",
      "Blood soon, sarcasm now.",
      "Oh yes… gladiator comedy hour begins.",
      "Arena fragile hopes, Imp eternal.",
      "Mortals fight bravely… you flail.",
      "Ah, another chance to embarrass yourself.",
      "Arena horn blows… I laugh harder.",
      "Enemies hungry, Imp hungrier for mockery.",
      "Arena gates close… regret opens.",
      "Even demons fear less than your fans.",
      "Arena begins… Imp commentary unavoidable.",
      "Oh yes, spectacle of stupidity starts now.",
      "Blood soaked soon… laughter already.",
      "Arena fight… Imp delight.",
      "Mortals roar, I yawn.",
      "Arena starts, tragedy follows.",
      "Oh yes… battle royale of mistakes.",
    },
    ArenaWin = {
      "Oh miracle… you actually survived!",
      "Arena won… sarcasm undefeated.",
      "Victory shines faint… humiliation brighter.",
      "Even goblins surprised you pulled this off.",
      "Arena cheers… I laugh in disbelief.",
      "Mortals clap, demons shrug, Imp mocks.",
      "Oh yes… luck disguised as skill.",
      "Victory rare, jokes common.",
      "Arena triumph… comedy continues.",
      "Crowd roars, I cackle louder.",
      "Even succubi applaud ironically.",
      "Arena won… don’t expect it again.",
      "Your spells weak, their brains weaker.",
      "Arena victory… my sarcasm eternal.",
      "Oh, glorious! Failure took the day off.",
      "Mortals boast loudly… I boast louder mockery.",
      "Arena champion… of clumsy luck.",
      "Even kobolds impressed, slightly.",
      "Arena won… Imp shocked.",
      "Victory sweet, ridicule sweeter.",
      "Crowd praises, I snicker.",
      "Arena glory mortal, sarcasm immortal.",
      "Oh yes… winning by accident again.",
      "Mortals salute, I roll eyes.",
      "Arena secured… laughter stronger.",
      "Victory loud, dignity quiet.",
      "Even felguards less surprised than me.",
      "Arena cheers… Imp disbelief eternal.",
      "Your luck shines… your brain dimmer.",
      "Arena win… pact still cursed.",
      "Mortals proud, Imp louder.",
      "Arena triumphant… sarcasm still richer.",
      "Victory glows briefly… failure eternal.",
      "Even demons blinked twice at this result.",
      "Arena conquered… by chaos, not skill.",
      "Oh, crowd’s thrilled… I’m baffled.",
      "Arena win… mockery priceless.",
      "Victory fragile, jokes endless.",
      "Arena secured… Imp commentary ongoing.",
      "Mortals cheer loudly, I snort harder.",
      "Arena triumph… sarcasm resounding.",
      "Your survival shocking, my laughter louder.",
      "Arena victory… never thought I’d see it.",
      "Oh yes… bask while it lasts.",
      "Arena won… jokes multiplied.",
      "Victory mortal… sarcasm eternal.",
      "Arena over, ridicule just begins.",
      "Even goblins will sell tickets to mock you.",
      "Arena victory… chaos applauds.",
      "Glory fleeting… sarcasm lasting.",
      "Arena won, but comedy eternal.",
    },
    ArenaLoss = {
      "Oh shocker… you lost again!",
      "Arena defeat… sarcasm victorious.",
      "Your pride shattered… my laughter stronger.",
      "Even kobolds predicted this outcome.",
      "Arena silence… Imp mockery deafening.",
      "Mortals sigh, demons chuckle, Imp roasts.",
      "Oh yes… glorious failure on display.",
      "Defeat common, excuses endless.",
      "Arena lost… comedy gained.",
      "Crowd jeers, I cackle louder.",
      "Even goblins won’t refund this disaster.",
      "Arena crushed… dignity burned.",
      "Your courage mortal… your defeat legendary.",
      "Arena loss… pact unbroken.",
      "Oh yes… humiliation looks natural on you.",
      "Mortals groan, Imp laughs.",
      "Arena over… mistakes eternal.",
      "Defeat fragile… mockery immortal.",
      "Even demons looked unimpressed.",
      "Arena failure… sarcasm triumph.",
      "Crowd mocks… I lead chorus.",
      "Arena shame, Imp fame.",
      "Defeat loud… laughter louder.",
      "Oh yes… another flawless humiliation.",
      "Mortals pity you… I don’t.",
      "Arena crushed, pride gone.",
      "Defeat routine, mockery fresh.",
      "Arena ends… sarcasm continues.",
      "Even succubi cringe at this performance.",
      "Arena loss… Imp joy.",
      "Your fall predictable, my jokes inevitable.",
      "Arena failed… pact still cursed.",
      "Defeat sharp… sarcasm sharper.",
      "Oh, perfect… failure paraded in public.",
      "Arena loss mortal… ridicule eternal.",
      "Crowd boos… Imp cheers.",
      "Arena gone… humiliation lingers.",
      "Defeat swift, laughter swifter.",
      "Oh yes… legendary loser title secured.",
      "Even demons less clumsy.",
      "Arena loss… comedy rich.",
      "Your defeat obvious… my delight immense.",
      "Arena shameful… sarcasm fruitful.",
      "Defeat fragile, mockery endless.",
      "Arena failure… Imp triumph.",
      "Mortals sneer, I sneer harder.",
      "Arena over, jokes remain.",
      "Oh yes… destiny fulfilled: you failed.",
      "Arena loss… pact honored.",
      "Defeat heavy… sarcasm heavier.",
      "Arena crushed… Imp entertained.",
    },
    BattlegroundWin = {
      "Oh miracle… you won something bigger than yourself.",
      "Battleground victory… sarcasm still undefeated.",
      "Mortals cheer, demons shrug, Imp mocks.",
      "Oh yes… banners wave for once.",
      "Victory fragile… mockery eternal.",
      "Battleground secured… Imp still laughing.",
      "Crowd celebrates… I roll my eyes.",
      "Even goblins shocked at this result.",
      "Battleground win… pact still cursed.",
      "Oh yes, victory parade… starring clowns.",
      "Glory fleeting, ridicule lasting.",
      "Battleground triumph… sarcasm thriving.",
      "Mortals salute… I snicker.",
      "Even succubi mildly impressed.",
      "Battleground claimed… comedy continues.",
      "Victory sweet… failure sweeter later.",
      "Oh yes, Azeroth safer… briefly.",
      "Battleground win… humiliation postponed.",
      "Mortals sing loudly… I mock louder.",
      "Battleground glory mortal… sarcasm immortal.",
      "Oh miracle, strategy worked once!",
      "Victory shines… brains dim.",
      "Battleground won… pact unchanged.",
      "Even kobolds applauded weakly.",
      "Battleground cheers… Imp disbelief louder.",
      "Victory loud, dignity quiet.",
      "Battleground conquered… ridicule stronger.",
      "Oh yes… enjoy it, it won’t last.",
      "Mortals gloat… I roast.",
      "Battleground secured… comedy rising.",
      "Victory mortal… sarcasm eternal.",
      "Battleground triumph… Imp smirk priceless.",
      "Even demons clap slowly.",
      "Battleground glory… Imp commentary.",
      "Victory shines faint… failure awaits.",
      "Battleground won, mistakes tomorrow.",
      "Mortals praise, I sneer.",
      "Battleground success… sarcasm louder.",
      "Victory fragile, jokes endless.",
      "Battleground claimed… mockery guaranteed.",
      "Oh yes… for once, not embarrassing.",
    },
    BattlegroundLoss = {
      "Oh yes… banners fall, dignity falls harder.",
      "Battleground lost… sarcasm eternal.",
      "Mortals weep, demons laugh, Imp cackles.",
      "Defeat fragile… mockery unbreakable.",
      "Even goblins predicted this outcome.",
      "Battleground crushed… your pride too.",
      "Oh miracle… failure still consistent.",
      "Mortals flee, Imp sneers.",
      "Battleground gone… humiliation remains.",
      "Defeat loud… laughter louder.",
      "Oh yes, battlefield of shame.",
      "Mortals sigh deeply… I sigh harder.",
      "Battleground lost, pact intact.",
      "Even kobolds fight braver.",
      "Battleground collapse… sarcasm thrives.",
      "Defeat common, excuses endless.",
      "Oh yes… glorious humiliation again.",
      "Mortals whine, Imp shines.",
      "Battleground gone… comedy stays.",
      "Defeat swift, ridicule swifter.",
      "Oh good… another parade of failure.",
      "Mortals crumble, demons chuckle.",
      "Battleground fallen… pact cursed.",
      "Defeat sharp, sarcasm sharper.",
      "Even succubi less embarrassed.",
      "Battleground shame, Imp fame.",
      "Defeat eternal, jokes endless.",
      "Oh yes… legendary losers march home.",
      "Mortals broken, Imp entertained.",
      "Battleground ended… mockery remains.",
      "Defeat final… sarcasm infinite.",
      "Crowds jeer, Imp louder.",
      "Battleground lost… pact honored.",
      "Mortals crawl… I roast.",
      "Battleground ruins, comedy gold.",
      "Defeat routine… jokes fresh.",
      "Oh yes… failure tastes familiar.",
      "Mortals down, Imp up.",
      "Battleground shameful… sarcasm fruitful.",
      "Defeat fragile… Imp eternal.",
    },
    PvPFlagCaptured = {
      "Oh miracle… you carried something besides failure.",
      "Flag captured… sarcasm still dominant.",
      "Mortals cheer, Imp mocks louder.",
      "Oh yes… shiny cloth, fragile pride.",
      "Flag raised… dignity lowered.",
      "Even goblins wave banners better.",
      "Flag captured… pact unchanged.",
      "Mortals boast, I sneer.",
      "Oh good… a moment of relevance.",
      "Flag secured… comedy stronger.",
      "Victory mortal, sarcasm immortal.",
      "Oh yes, glorious cloth theft!",
      "Mortals scream triumph… I giggle.",
      "Flag claimed… pact cursed.",
      "Even kobolds defend candles better.",
      "Flag secured… jokes endless.",
      "Oh miracle… no trip this time.",
      "Mortals proud, Imp doubtful.",
      "Flag captured… comedy ensured.",
      "Oh yes… cloth over brains again.",
      "Mortals roar… I cackle.",
      "Flag claimed, dignity lost.",
      "Oh miracle… you did something useful.",
      "Flag secured… Imp unimpressed.",
      "Glory fragile, sarcasm eternal.",
    },
    Interrupted = {
      "Oh, silenced again… music to my ears.",
      "Your spell fizzled… my sarcasm louder.",
      "Interrupted mid-thought… story of your life.",
      "Even kobolds chant better without interruptions.",
      "Spell broken… dignity shattered.",
      "Oh yes… crushed before finishing a sentence.",
      "Magic weak, ridicule strong.",
      "Interrupted proudly… mocked eternally.",
      "Even goblins sell smoother tricks.",
      "Spell cut short… sarcasm cut deeper.",
      "Oh joy… another wasted breath of yours.",
      "Interrupted badly… laughed at worse.",
      "Your words vanish… my wit remains.",
      "Even demons find this pitiful.",
      "Interrupted again… routine humiliation.",
      "Oh yes… silence suits you perfectly.",
      "Spell ended… pact cursed louder.",
      "Interrupted mortal, mockery immortal.",
      "Even succubi keep better focus.",
      "Oh, lost your voice… I’ll lend mockery.",
      "Spell snapped… ego snapped harder.",
      "Interrupted by foes… mocked by me.",
      "Oh yes… talentless and gagged.",
      "Magic gone… comedy born.",
      "Interrupted often, mocked always.",
      "Even imps on Argus kept more composure.",
      "Spell cut… pride cut deeper.",
      "Interrupted once more… endless entertainment.",
      "Oh joy… weak spell, weaker master.",
      "Magic mortal, sarcasm eternal.",
      "Interrupted spell… Imp’s laughter guaranteed.",
      "Even felguards had better timing.",
      "Oh yes… chaos louder than your words.",
      "Interrupted proudly, mocked harder.",
      "Spell ended… Imp delighted.",
      "Interrupted curse, Imp blessing.",
      "Magic gone, mockery endless.",
      "Interrupted by force… humiliated by sarcasm.",
      "Oh yes… failure needs no words.",
      "Spell stopped, pact mocked.",
    },
    KillingBlow = {
      "Oh miracle… you actually finished someone.",
      "Killing blow landed… sarcasm eternal.",
      "Mortals cheer… I yawn.",
      "Oh yes… brutality finally worked.",
      "Even goblins impressed, slightly.",
      "Killing blow mortal, jokes immortal.",
      "You killed bravely… still clueless.",
      "Oh, blood spilled… pride inflated.",
      "Killing strike… Imp smirk.",
      "Even succubi nod reluctantly.",
      "Killing blow rare… mockery common.",
      "Oh yes… enemy down, mistakes alive.",
      "Mortals applaud… I roll eyes.",
      "Killing done… pact still cursed.",
      "Blood spilled proudly… sarcasm louder.",
      "Oh miracle… success amidst chaos.",
      "Killing strike mortal… ridicule demon.",
      "Enemies fall… you stumble.",
      "Killing blow loud, dignity quiet.",
      "Oh yes… finally useful for once.",
      "Mortals shout glory… I whisper mockery.",
      "Killing done, jokes endless.",
      "Even kobolds would clap slowly.",
      "Killing blow landed… comedy fresh.",
      "Oh, rare victory… Imp still mocking.",
    },
    Emote_Surprised = {
      "Oh wow… you actually dodged something.",
      "Surprised face… still uglier than demons.",
      "Oh yes… shocking skill for once.",
      "Even goblins gasped less at explosions.",
      "Surprised again… comedy eternal.",
      "Mortals jump, demons laugh, Imp mocks.",
      "Oh joy… wide eyes, empty head.",
      "Surprise mortal, sarcasm immortal.",
      "Even kobolds hide shock better.",
      "Oh yes… astonishment looks awkward on you.",
      "Shock loud… pride louder.",
      "Surprised often, skilled never.",
      "Oh miracle… brain activity detected.",
      "Even succubi fake surprise better.",
      "Surprise fragile… mockery eternal.",
      "Oh yes… that look screams confusion.",
      "Mortals gasp, Imp snickers.",
      "Shock mortal, ridicule demon.",
      "Surprised expression… my daily entertainment.",
      "Oh joy… astonished again for no reason.",
      "Even demons less dramatic.",
      "Surprised face, sarcastic Imp.",
      "Oh yes… awe looks like fear on you.",
      "Shock humble… wit cruel.",
      "Mortals stunned, Imp delighted.",
      "Oh miracle… you noticed something!",
      "Even goblins stage better surprises.",
      "Shock mortal, mockery eternal.",
      "Oh yes… priceless dumbfounded face.",
      "Surprised master… happy Imp.",
      "Oh joy… astonishment never looked dumber.",
      "Even fel imps hide shock smarter.",
      "Surprised silence… my favorite.",
      "Shock shines briefly… ridicule brighter.",
      "Oh yes… amazed and still useless.",
    },
    Emote_Facepalm = {
      "Oh perfect… your hand hides the shame.",
      "Face covered, failure exposed.",
      "Oh yes… classic gesture for classic stupidity.",
      "Even goblins sigh less at bad trades.",
      "Facepalm mortal… mockery demon.",
      "Oh joy… you embarrass yourself with style.",
      "Palm meets face… Imp meets laughter.",
      "Oh yes… comedy pose of the century.",
      "Mortals hide faces… demons hide laughter.",
      "Facepalm loud… sarcasm louder.",
      "Oh miracle… you noticed your own failure.",
      "Even kobolds know that feeling.",
      "Face buried, pride buried deeper.",
      "Oh yes… dramatic sigh included.",
      "Facepalm eternal… stupidity endless.",
      "Mortals groan, Imp cackles.",
      "Oh joy… palm stuck permanently yet?",
      "Facepalm mortal… ridicule immortal.",
      "Even succubi cringe less gracefully.",
      "Hand hides nothing… everyone saw.",
      "Oh yes… gesture fits you perfectly.",
      "Face red, palm sore.",
      "Oh miracle… recognition of failure!",
      "Even goblins know comedy gold when they see it.",
      "Facepalm loud, Imp delighted.",
      "Oh yes… my jokes write themselves now.",
      "Facepalm fragile, sarcasm eternal.",
      "Mortals sigh, Imp laughs.",
      "Oh joy… shame at its finest.",
      "Even felhunters laugh behind fangs.",
      "Face covered, shame louder.",
      "Oh yes… permanent pose for you.",
      "Facepalm mortal… Imp commentary.",
      "Oh miracle… wisdom finally arrived… too late.",
      "Palm pressed, pride crushed.",
      "Oh yes… failure painted on your face.",
    },
    Emote_Victory = {
      "Oh miracle… you won without tripping over yourself.",
      "Victory loud… sarcasm louder.",
      "Mortals cheer, demons yawn, Imp mocks.",
      "Oh yes… enjoy it, won’t last long.",
      "Triumph fragile… mockery eternal.",
      "Even goblins celebrate with more style.",
      "Victory mortal, sarcasm immortal.",
      "Oh joy… glory covered in stupidity.",
      "Mortals roar, Imp sneers.",
      "Oh yes… the crowd cheers ironically.",
      "Triumph brief, ridicule lasting.",
      "Even kobolds impressed… slightly.",
      "Victory claimed, dignity still missing.",
      "Oh miracle… chaos actually worked for once.",
      "Mortals clap… I laugh harder.",
      "Victory parade… starring a clown.",
      "Oh yes… pride bigger, brain smaller.",
      "Triumph loud… wit louder.",
      "Even succubi unimpressed.",
      "Victory shining… mistakes waiting.",
      "Oh joy… a win worth mocking anyway.",
      "Glory fragile… jokes eternal.",
      "Mortals boast, Imp jeers.",
      "Oh yes… winner today, loser tomorrow.",
      "Victory loud, dignity quiet.",
      "Even demons baffled by this.",
      "Triumph mortal… sarcasm demon.",
      "Oh miracle… you didn’t ruin it.",
      "Victory small… arrogance huge.",
      "Mortals cheer proudly… I laugh proudly.",
      "Oh yes… glory stinks of accident.",
      "Triumph fake, ridicule real.",
      "Victory claimed… pact cursed still.",
      "Mortals thrilled… Imp tired.",
      "Oh yes… confetti of failure incoming.",
      "Victory brief… mockery long.",
    },
    Emote_Work = {
      "Oh joy… pretending to be productive again.",
      "Work fragile… sarcasm eternal.",
      "Mortals sweat, demons laugh, Imp jeers.",
      "Oh yes… effort looks painful on you.",
      "Labor mortal, mockery immortal.",
      "Even goblins work smarter than this.",
      "Work begun… failure assured.",
      "Oh miracle… you actually lifted something.",
      "Mortals toil, Imp sneers.",
      "Oh yes… productivity never looked so clumsy.",
      "Work heavy… brain light.",
      "Even kobolds dig with more dignity.",
      "Work mortal, sarcasm demon.",
      "Oh joy… carrying stones, not strategy.",
      "Mortals labor, Imp mocks.",
      "Oh yes… great effort, no results.",
      "Work painful… jokes painless.",
      "Even succubi frown less at chores.",
      "Work started… pride ended.",
      "Oh miracle… you didn’t break it immediately.",
      "Mortals sweat proudly… I laugh harder.",
      "Work eternal, dignity gone.",
      "Oh yes… effort tastes like desperation.",
      "Labor fragile… ridicule endless.",
      "Even demons find this pathetic.",
      "Work clumsy… sarcasm sharp.",
      "Oh joy… nothing accomplished beautifully.",
      "Mortals grunt, Imp cackles.",
      "Work short, shame long.",
      "Oh yes… a master reduced to chores.",
      "Labor mortal… wit immortal.",
      "Even felhunters bite with more purpose.",
      "Work messy… mockery clean.",
      "Oh miracle… no collapse yet.",
      "Mortals push, Imp mocks.",
      "Work done… still useless.",
    },
  }
}

if SRPWL and SRPWL.RegisterPet then
  SRPWL.RegisterPet(pet)
else
  _G.SRPWL = _G.SRPWL or {}
  _G.SRPWL.__PENDING = _G.SRPWL.__PENDING or {}
  table.insert(_G.SRPWL.__PENDING, pet)
end
