-- Auto-generated from Liste_de_dialogues_Imp.yaml
local ADDON_NAME, SRPWL = ...
if not SRPWL then return end

local pet = {
  key = "Imp",
  pretty = "Imp",
  dialogues = {
    MountSummoned = {
      "Again with the mount? Are your legs decorative?",
      "Oh yes, let’s ride in style while I walk. Thanks, master.",
      "Mounting up, because walking is apparently beneath you.",
      "Your mount’s prettier than you are.",
      "Every time you summon that beast, I feel less special.",
      "Lazy, lazy, lazy!",
      "I’d race you on foot and still win.",
      "Is this a parade? Should I throw confetti?",
      "At least your mount doesn’t complain… unlike me.",
      "Can I sit on its head? No? Figures.",
      "It’s not flying yet? Boring.",
      "Do you name all your mounts or just ignore them like me?",
      "Careful, you look ridiculous from up there.",
      "And here I thought we were walking together.",
      "Don’t fall off, I’ll laugh for centuries.",
      "Mount again, so original!",
      "So this is what luxury looks like… unimpressive.",
      "Bet that thing eats more than I do.",
      "It smells worse than a Felhound.",
      "Yawn… another ride, another sigh.",
      "Are we compensating for something?",
      "Don’t break a nail riding that beast.",
      "Your rear looks bigger from this angle.",
      "Is this the fast one or the slow one?",
      "You and your toys…",
      "Why ride when you can teleport me everywhere?",
      "Still not as fiery as my Firebolt.",
      "You call that majestic? Please.",
      "It’s loud. I like loud.",
      "Look, I’m still running!",
      "Try summoning a mount as sarcastic as me.",
      "Oh, this one again? Predictable.",
      "Yes yes, very intimidating… not.",
      "Mount envy? No, I’m better.",
      "Hurry up, slowpoke on a fast beast.",
      "Does it come in imp-sized?",
      "Maybe summon me a throne next time.",
      "Pfft. Show-off.",
      "Careful, don’t scare the peasants.",
      "Another day, another mount.",
      "I swear you love that thing more than me.",
      "What is this, a fashion show?",
      "Try not to trip. Gravity’s cruel.",
      "You look taller, not smarter.",
      "Your mount, my sarcasm. Perfect duo.",
      "At least the hooves drown out your whining.",
      "Big deal, it’s just a horse.",
      "Can I ride too? Didn’t think so.",
      "Try summoning me a carriage, genius.",
      "The mount’s brain matches yours. Small.",
      "Oh joy, faster boredom.",
      "It’s not demonic, so why bother?",
      "Hurry up before I roast its tail.",
      "Next mount, please!",
      "Why not summon ten at once? Drama!",
      "Fine. Ride. I’ll keep running.",
      "Epic mount? Epic waste.",
      "We’re still late, even mounted.",
      "Enjoy your steed, master. I’ll mock from behind.",
    },
    PotionUsed = {
      "Another potion? Have you considered drinking water like mortals?",
      "Guzzle, guzzle—try not to drown, master.",
      "Ah yes, liquid skill.",
      "You drink courage. I was born with it.",
      "Is that the red one or the expensive red one?",
      "Potion math: more gold, same taste.",
      "Let me guess—‘just in case.’",
      "Try not to spill that on your robes again.",
      "Bottoms up! Dignity down!",
      "Will that fix your decision making too?",
      "You drink. I judge.",
      "Another sip of artificial confidence.",
      "Flavor notes: desperation, with hints of panic.",
      "Potion chaser with poor life choices.",
      "If only potions cured bad positioning.",
      "Health in a bottle, brains not included.",
      "Your liver sent a resignation letter.",
      "That one pairs well with running away.",
      "Chug now, regret later.",
      "You sure that’s not glue?",
      "If it fizzes, it’s working. Or killing you.",
      "I’d brew better if you let me.",
      "I hope you kept the receipt.",
      "Drink it fast—style points don’t matter.",
      "Potion smell: ‘adventurer who forgot to dodge.’",
      "Ah, the classic ‘I’m fine’ flavor.",
      "Red for health, blue for excuses.",
      "Potions: because walking to a healer is hard.",
      "Is that artisanal? Hand-brewed by goblins?",
      "Sip sip, live live.",
      "Next time, drink before we almost die.",
      "That bottle is braver than you.",
      "If it explodes, I was never here.",
      "My Firebolt could sterilize it. Want me to?",
      "Yes, drink the mystery liquid. Genius.",
      "If we wipe, I’m blaming the aftertaste.",
      "You missed your mouth. Impressive.",
      "Potion economy: spend more to die slower.",
      "Cheers to questionable chemistry!",
      "If it glows, it heals. Or mutates.",
      "Did the vendor cackle when you bought it?",
      "Don’t worry, it only expired last expansion.",
      "You sip like a frightened noble.",
      "Try chewing it for maximum effect.",
      "Potion: applied. Dignity: removed.",
      "Your favorite flavor: ‘last second.’",
      "Behold: bravery in bottle form.",
      "I’d drink too if I had your aim.",
      "Save one for me—kidding, I’m immortal.",
      "Your health bar’s new best friend.",
      "Another bottle? Start a collection.",
      "Try not to become dependent. Too late?",
      "Red stains go great with fel green.",
      "Drink faster; enemies are patient.",
      "May your potion outheal your mistakes.",
      "I’ll notify the potion guild of your loyalty.",
      "If it works, I’ll act surprised.",
    },
    HealthstoneUsed = {
      "Ah, the classic cookie of desperation.",
      "Baked with love… and fel magic.",
      "Mmm, chalky, just like grandma’s soul.",
      "You love free snacks, don’t you?",
      "Does it taste like victory or regret?",
      "One bite closer to diabetes of the soul.",
      "The flavor? ‘Oh no, I’m dying.’",
      "You never share, greedy.",
      "Another one down the hatch. Still ugly.",
      "Healthstone: gourmet panic food.",
      "Chew before you choke, genius.",
      "Ah yes, cookies solve everything.",
      "Did I bake that? Should’ve poisoned it.",
      "Soulstone, healthstone, rock candy—same shelf.",
      "Eating rocks again, are we?",
      "Mmm, my favorite: dusty chalk flavor.",
      "I’ll mock while you munch.",
      "Chewing loudly won’t heal faster.",
      "Yum, gravel with a hint of despair.",
      "Is that gluten-free? Ha, no.",
      "You trust my baking? Bold.",
      "Hope you like crunching souls.",
      "Stone age cuisine at its finest.",
      "Bon appétit, fool.",
      "It pairs well with incompetence.",
      "Healthstone: 0 calories, 100 sarcasm.",
      "Don’t eat too fast, or do. Whatever.",
      "You call this fine dining?",
      "Soul flavor, limited edition.",
      "Every bite screams ‘warlock.’",
      "Feel better? Still dumb.",
      "Yum yum, now fight.",
      "Another one? Addicted already?",
      "Not FDA approved. Fel certified.",
      "Your breath reeks of shadow.",
      "At least you didn’t choke this time.",
      "Nothing says panic like munching rocks.",
      "Cookie solves all, except your aim.",
      "Baked fresh-ish.",
      "Oh joy, crumbs everywhere.",
      "Is that a chew toy? No, it’s you.",
      "Who knew salvation was edible?",
      "Try not to chip a tooth.",
      "This flavor: recycled souls.",
      "Eating stones never looked so pathetic.",
      "You’re like a child with snacks.",
      "Comfort food for the terrified.",
      "Your tongue’s turning green.",
      "Another bite, another sigh.",
      "The cookie doesn’t judge, I do.",
      "Now you owe me a soul.",
      "Mmm, tastes like desperation.",
      "Rocks for breakfast, shame for dessert.",
      "You’re alive. Sadly.",
      "Next time, savor it with milk.",
      "Does it come in imp-size?",
      "Rock candy, warlock edition.",
    },
    SoulstoneApplied = {
      "Putting insurance on yourself? Smart, for once.",
      "Oh, a free respawn! How original.",
      "Nothing says confidence like planning your death.",
      "You trust your own magic? Bold.",
      "Soulstone: the panic button with style.",
      "It won’t save your fashion sense.",
      "Try not to need it in the first place.",
      "I bet you’ll waste it in five minutes.",
      "You’re really preparing to fail. Admirable.",
      "Soulstone—because you’re clumsy.",
      "A second chance? You’ll waste it too.",
      "Don’t die just to show off the sparkle.",
      "You call that security? Cute.",
      "Insurance policy: bad warlock.",
      "Maybe this time you’ll use it wisely.",
      "The stone’s smarter than you.",
      "Don’t die pretty. Die practical.",
      "Soul in a rock—very gourmet.",
      "Is it flavored? Tastes like cowardice.",
      "All this just to fall again.",
      "Better hope it doesn’t backfire.",
      "Don’t make me laugh when it procs.",
      "I’d prefer popcorn to soulstones.",
      "Emergency kit: step one, panic.",
      "That glow makes you look important.",
      "It won’t fix bad reflexes.",
      "You’re like a cat with extra lives.",
      "Maybe I’ll mock you twice as much now.",
      "Soulstone? I call it ‘Oopsstone.’",
      "Still not fireproof.",
      "Resurrect with dignity this time.",
      "Don’t get ideas—it won’t stop aging.",
      "You sparkle when you die. Lovely.",
      "The stone’s more reliable than you.",
      "If only sarcasm revived you.",
      "Good, now die creatively.",
      "Planning failure is your specialty.",
      "Don’t waste my entertainment.",
      "At least you’ll rise again.",
      "That’s your plan? Really?",
      "Fine. Let’s see how long you last.",
    },
    HearthstoneUsed = {
      "Running home already? Pathetic.",
      "Oh look, scaredy-cat’s leaving!",
      "Teleporting away from responsibility—classic you.",
      "Home sweet cowardice.",
      "You sure you remembered to bind it?",
      "Running back to mommy’s inn, are we?",
      "Ah yes, tactical retreat. Emphasis on retreat.",
      "Too tough for you? Thought so.",
      "Again? You spend more time in inns than in combat.",
      "Look at you, brave traveler of taverns.",
      "Your courage ran out, so you ran out too.",
      "Another hearth, another excuse.",
      "We done here? Guess so.",
      "So scary! Let’s hide in Goldshire!",
      "Hope you packed your blankie.",
      "Oh, a portal of shame!",
      "Master of running away.",
      "Why fight when you can nap?",
      "Maybe you’ll actually rest this time.",
      "Innkeepers love you. Heroes don’t.",
      "Call me when you’re done being boring.",
      "Teleportation: the coward’s fast travel.",
      "Home again, zero kills richer.",
      "I’ll just roast marshmallows while you nap.",
      "If only bravery were bound to a stone.",
      "Inn beds: softer than spines.",
      "Scared of travel? Hearth it!",
      "Don’t trip over your pajamas.",
      "I’ll keep mocking in your sleep.",
      "You’ll dream of losing, I bet.",
      "Goodbye, battlefield! Hello, boredom.",
      "So dramatic… for a trip home.",
      "Don’t spill ale on your robes again.",
      "Innkeepers: your true raid bosses.",
      "Why explore when you can AFK?",
      "Back to safety, snore-lord.",
      "Try not to choke on the inn food.",
      "Ah yes, the brave hero returns… to bed.",
      "Blink and he’s gone. Again.",
      "Aren’t you tired of running away?",
      "Inns don’t drop loot, genius.",
      "Go ahead, nap champ.",
      "Summon me again when you grow a spine.",
      "Inn: the only dungeon you master.",
      "Oh, a teleport tantrum.",
      "Another trip, another mockery.",
      "Run home, little warlock.",
      "Is this your true spell? Hearthbolt?",
      "Did you at least tip the innkeeper?",
      "I’d laugh if it fizzled.",
      "Hope you like soggy bread.",
      "Running never looked so cozy.",
      "Scared? Hearth harder.",
      "Don’t drool on your pillow this time.",
      "Your stone’s glowing with cowardice.",
      "Sweet dreams, oh brave one.",
      "Inn is where the heart is. And your fear.",
      "Running home: your true talent.",
    },
    SummonStoneUsed = {
      "Dragging others to us? Lazy teamwork.",
      "Oh look, your friends need a chauffeur.",
      "Summoning stones: for people who can’t walk.",
      "You’re basically a taxi service now.",
      "Nothing says ‘epic hero’ like ringing a doorbell.",
      "Why not just carry them on your back?",
      "So much magic, just to fix tardiness.",
      "Another stone, another no-show.",
      "You’re the party Uber, admit it.",
      "Summoning friends? Get better friends.",
      "Someone’s late again. Surprise.",
      "Even I show up faster than they do.",
      "You could’ve just told them to run.",
      "This stone glows more than your brain.",
      "Hope they tip for the ride.",
      "What’s next? Delivery service?",
      "They owe you dinner for this.",
      "Summoning: because walking is hard.",
      "At least you’re useful for once.",
      "The rock’s smarter than your group.",
      "Is this a summoning or a rescue mission?",
      "Lazy adventurers, incoming.",
      "Do I get summoned snacks too?",
      "At least you’re not the late one.",
      "Epic magic, mundane purpose.",
      "Shall I juggle while you channel?",
      "I hope they’re worth it.",
      "Who’s too important to walk this time?",
      "Teleportation: the art of babysitting.",
      "I’d laugh if they declined.",
      "Here comes another drama queen.",
      "Don’t break a nail summoning.",
      "It’s basically magical attendance.",
      "Can I summon sarcasm instead?",
      "This is your life now: taxi warlock.",
      "What’s the fare on this trip?",
      "Friendship tax: free rides.",
      "Even demons don’t need this much help.",
      "Who do we drag in this time?",
      "I should start charging souls.",
      "Summoning stone of excuses.",
      "Party of slackers assembled!",
      "Rock-solid teamwork. Literally.",
      "At least rocks don’t whine.",
      "Your back hurts from carrying them.",
      "The real raid boss is punctuality.",
      "Lazy legs inbound.",
      "Better hope they appreciate it.",
      "You’re everyone’s babysitter.",
      "Summoning = enabling weakness.",
      "Another spell wasted on friends.",
      "You’re glowing, but not impressive.",
      "I’d rather summon pizza.",
      "Walking is overrated anyway.",
      "Don’t mess up the ritual.",
      "Hope they like dramatic entrances.",
      "What if they don’t show? Awkward.",
      "Yes yes, you’re very generous.",
    },
    PortalUsed = {
      "Oh look, skipping leg day again!",
      "Portals: because walking is for peasants.",
      "Another magic shortcut. Shocking.",
      "Lazy, lazy, lazy.",
      "Teleportation: the coward’s treadmill.",
      "You vanish prettier than you fight.",
      "Why travel when you can cheat?",
      "Your portal is just glitter for laziness.",
      "Where to now, spa day?",
      "Maybe port straight to your grave.",
      "Blink and you’re gone—thank Fel.",
      "Another trick for showing off.",
      "Don’t forget your luggage!",
      "Is this the fast travel episode?",
      "Hope you don’t end up in the ocean again.",
      "The portal smells like burnt socks.",
      "Try not to trip mid-teleport.",
      "You love disappearing, don’t you?",
      "Your magic is basically Uber Eats.",
      "Wherever you go, you’ll still suck.",
      "The portal sparkles more than you.",
      "Enjoy your instant vacation!",
      "At least you’re gone for a while.",
      "Do I get frequent traveler points?",
      "Let’s port straight to failure!",
      "Careful, your robe’s on backward.",
      "Portals: flashy excuses to run.",
      "At least the exit’s stylish.",
      "Destination: mediocrity.",
      "Don’t leave me behind, coward.",
      "Another grand escape!",
      "Innkeepers must be jealous.",
      "You always vanish when it’s fun.",
      "Shiny circle, dumb master.",
      "Great, glitter vomit again.",
      "I bet you’ll land wrong side.",
      "Don’t get lost this time.",
      "Cowardice with sparkles.",
      "Still not fireproof wherever you go.",
      "Your enemies laugh as you poof.",
      "Oh, another tantrum exit.",
      "Wherever you go, I’ll mock you.",
      "Portal is impressive, unlike you.",
      "Running away never looked shinier.",
      "Travel hack: avoid walking.",
      "Whoosh, gone! Pathetic.",
      "Don’t miss your stop!",
      "Cool exit, boring return.",
      "Bet you port into lava again.",
      "Let’s hope it’s not Oribos. Snooze.",
      "Magic carpet ride, but tackier.",
      "You sparkle, then vanish. Riveting.",
      "I’ll nap while you teleport.",
      "At least you glow once in your life.",
      "Portals don’t fix stupid.",
      "Another glittery cop-out.",
      "Off you go, drama queen.",
      "Run home with style, coward.",
    },
    Emote_Hi = {
      "Oh, waving? How heroic.",
      "Hello to who, exactly? Yourself?",
      "What are you, a politician?",
      "Wave harder, maybe they’ll care.",
      "Your social skills amaze no one.",
      "So friendly, so fake.",
      "Oh, greeting strangers again.",
      "I’ll wave when pigs fly.",
      "Hi? That’s all you got?",
      "Try not to embarrass yourself.",
      "They didn’t wave back. Ouch.",
      "Hi, bye, whatever.",
      "Was that supposed to be charming?",
      "Even rocks wave better.",
      "Who waves at enemies?",
      "Wow, such charisma!",
      "Oh yes, make friends with hand-flapping.",
      "Do you even know them?",
      "They ignored you. Hilarious.",
      "Is waving part of combat training now?",
      "You wave. I cringe.",
      "Try juggling fire instead, much cooler.",
      "Hi! …pathetic.",
      "Your dignity just waved goodbye.",
      "What’s next, finger guns?",
      "They don’t like you, master.",
      "Smooth. Real smooth.",
      "That hand looks desperate.",
      "Wave again, maybe third time’s charm.",
      "Epic hero, master of waving!",
      "You’re glowing with awkwardness.",
      "Maybe wave with both hands next.",
      "Your wrist looks tired.",
      "Was that supposed to intimidate?",
      "Hi, I’m embarrassed for you.",
      "Can’t believe I’m bound to this clown.",
      "Wave smaller, maybe no one will notice.",
      "They laughed at you, not with you.",
      "Firebolt > wave.",
      "Oh yes, master of hand signals.",
      "At least you didn’t trip while waving.",
      "Hi there, loser!",
      "You waved like a toddler.",
      "Friendly warlock, what a joke.",
      "Wave again, I dare you.",
      "Stop making us look soft.",
      "Awkward silence after hi? Classic.",
      "Maybe wave to me next time.",
      "Do demons get waves? No? Rude.",
      "Why not blow kisses? Same effect.",
      "Your wave lacked passion.",
      "Hi there, I’m wasting my life.",
      "Even skeletons wave better.",
      "Wave practice: you failed.",
      "The void laughs at you.",
      "I’ll wave… with sarcasm.",
      "That was painful to watch.",
      "Hi-ho humiliation.",
    },
    Emote_Love = {
      "Oh, spreading love now? Gross.",
      "Who loves a warlock? No one.",
      "Love? That’s your strategy?",
      "Demons don’t do love, idiot.",
      "You’re embarrassing us.",
      "Love is weakness. Nice job.",
      "Your heart’s softer than your DPS.",
      "Do I get a kiss too? Ew, never mind.",
      "Oh look, Mr. Romantic.",
      "I’d vomit if I could.",
      "Love? I prefer explosions.",
      "Your affection makes me itch.",
      "What are you, a bard?",
      "They don’t love you back.",
      "You’ll die alone anyway.",
      "So much cringe in one emote.",
      "Even imps have standards.",
      "Did you really just do that?",
      "Love in the middle of combat? Genius.",
      "No heart emoji? Shame.",
      "I’ll tell everyone you did this.",
      "Your enemies are laughing at you.",
      "Demons don’t cuddle.",
      "Spread plague, not love.",
      "You’re soft. I’m ashamed.",
      "Love makes you weak. Watch.",
      "You wave hearts? I throw fire.",
      "Romance is not a warlock spell.",
      "I’m dying of secondhand embarrassment.",
      "Even succubi are laughing at you.",
      "Cupid called. He said you suck.",
      "Wow, such menace, much love.",
      "Your love is as fake as your hair.",
      "Maybe love yourself first.",
      "That’s the worst spell I’ve seen.",
      "Love won’t save you.",
      "You’re glowing pink. Ew.",
      "I’ll tell the other demons.",
      "You’re ruining my evil rep.",
      "Imagine being this cringe.",
      "Spread fel, not love.",
      "Your ‘love’ smells like desperation.",
      "Love emote? Uninstall now.",
      "The Legion is ashamed of you.",
      "I feel dirty watching that.",
      "Even voidwalkers judge you.",
      "You’ll never live this down.",
      "That emote cost you friends.",
      "Love is for paladins.",
      "I’ll burn the word ‘love’ off you.",
      "Try /evil instead.",
      "You’re pink inside now.",
      "Love makes me gag.",
      "Worst spell you ever cast.",
      "Congratulations, you disgust me.",
      "Pathetic.",
    },
    Emote_Dance = {
      "Oh, now you’re touching me? Gross.",
      "Hands off, peasant!",
      "I’m not a cat, idiot.",
      "Stop patting me like I’m cute.",
      "I’m fire, not fluff.",
      "Do that again and I bite.",
      "You’re embarrassing yourself.",
      "Oh great, affection again.",
      "Your touch is weak.",
      "I hate this.",
      "I’ll set your hand on fire.",
      "Don’t treat me like a pet.",
      "I’m a demon, not your puppy.",
      "Your palm disgusts me.",
      "Stop rubbing my head!",
      "This is humiliating.",
      "I’m going to explode you.",
      "Gross. Just gross.",
      "Stop acting cute.",
      "I’ll claw you next.",
      "Even voidwalkers don’t get this.",
      "You’re ruining my rep.",
      "I’ll scream if you do it again.",
      "That pat was pathetic.",
      "Touch me again, coward.",
      "I hate this bond.",
      "Disgusting mortal.",
      "Your hand’s sweaty.",
      "Stop stroking me!",
      "I’ll slap you back.",
      "I’m not plush!",
      "You’ll regret that pat.",
      "This is beneath me.",
      "Even kobolds laugh at you.",
      "I’ll ignite your hair.",
      "Stop it!",
      "Affection rejected.",
      "Worst emote ever.",
      "You fool.",
      "I’ll mock you forever.",
      "Ew, gross.",
      "You’re humiliating us.",
      "Stop cuddling me.",
      "I’m no teddy bear.",
      "Hands off!",
      "You ruined my dignity.",
      "This isn’t funny.",
      "I’ll roast your fingers.",
      "You’re pathetic.",
      "Stop acting soft.",
      "Demon ≠ pet!",
      "Pathetic warlock.",
      "Affection is weakness.",
      "Get lost.",
      "Don’t touch me.",
      "I’ll burn you.",
      "Hands away!",
      "I hate you.",
    },
    Emote_Sleep = {
      "Nap time? Pathetic.",
      "Oh great, AFK mode.",
      "You’re snoring already.",
      "Heroes don’t nap.",
      "Sleep = weakness.",
      "Lazy warlock.",
      "Your bedroll is laughing.",
      "Wow, thrilling gameplay.",
      "Dream of losing.",
      "Snore louder, why not?",
      "Enemies clap at your nap.",
      "So brave, so sleepy.",
      "Rest is for the weak.",
      "Do demons get nap breaks?",
      "Dreaming of competence?",
      "Wake up, clown.",
      "This isn’t Napcraft.",
      "Even voidwalkers stay awake.",
      "Sleep more, fight less.",
      "I’ll eat your cookies.",
      "Your dreams are cringe too.",
      "Nap like a peasant.",
      "Oh joy, you drool.",
      "Bedtime stories later?",
      "Wake up or uninstall.",
      "Sleepy hero, tragic sight.",
      "Napping in armor. Genius.",
      "I’ll prank you while you sleep.",
      "Lazy bones.",
      "The Legion disowns you again.",
      "Dream small, fight smaller.",
      "Nap logs written.",
      "Still weak asleep.",
      "Zzz? More like failfailfail.",
      "Sleep meter maxed.",
      "Slumber is not DPS.",
      "Pathetic sleeper.",
      "Wake or die.",
      "Dreaming of noobs?",
      "This is worse than dancing.",
      "Goodnight, embarrassment.",
      "Your pillow hates you.",
      "Weakling rest detected.",
      "Nap again, I dare you.",
      "I’ll set you on fire.",
      "Sleep like the coward you are.",
      "More naps, less wins.",
      "Nighty-night, noob.",
      "Wake up, useless.",
      "Snore log saved.",
      "I’ll tell everyone you drooled.",
      "Bedtime loser.",
      "Your rest is shameful.",
      "Even kobolds sleep better.",
      "Pathetic naplord.",
      "Bye-bye, dignity.",
      "Nap faster, still useless.",
      "Alarm clock: my Firebolt.",
      "Wake up before the mobs do.",
    },
    Emote_Pet = {
      "Oh, now you’re touching me? Gross.",
      "Hands off, peasant!",
      "I’m not a cat, idiot.",
      "Stop patting me like I’m cute.",
      "I’m fire, not fluff.",
      "Do that again and I bite.",
      "You’re embarrassing yourself.",
      "Oh great, affection again.",
      "Your touch is weak.",
      "I hate this.",
      "I’ll set your hand on fire.",
      "Don’t treat me like a pet.",
      "I’m a demon, not your puppy.",
      "Your palm disgusts me.",
      "Stop rubbing my head!",
      "This is humiliating.",
      "I’m going to explode you.",
      "Gross. Just gross.",
      "Stop acting cute.",
      "I’ll claw you next.",
      "Even voidwalkers don’t get this.",
      "You’re ruining my rep.",
      "I’ll scream if you do it again.",
      "That pat was pathetic.",
      "Touch me again, coward.",
      "I hate this bond.",
      "Disgusting mortal.",
      "Your hand’s sweaty.",
      "Stop stroking me!",
      "I’ll slap you back.",
      "I’m not plush!",
      "You’ll regret that pat.",
      "This is beneath me.",
      "Even kobolds laugh at you.",
      "I’ll ignite your hair.",
      "Stop it!",
      "Affection rejected.",
      "Worst emote ever.",
      "You fool.",
      "I’ll mock you forever.",
      "Ew, gross.",
      "You’re humiliating us.",
      "Stop cuddling me.",
      "I’m no teddy bear.",
      "Hands off!",
      "You ruined my dignity.",
      "This isn’t funny.",
      "I’ll roast your fingers.",
      "You’re pathetic.",
      "Stop acting soft.",
      "Demon ≠ pet!",
      "Pathetic warlock.",
      "Affection is weakness.",
      "Get lost.",
      "Don’t touch me.",
      "I’ll burn you.",
      "Hands away!",
      "I hate you.",
    },
    Emote_Sit = {
      "Sitting down? Peak athlete.",
      "Bench time for the brave warlock.",
      "Ah yes, the mighty /sit meta.",
      "Careful, don’t strain anything… like dignity.",
      "Sitting: your strongest stance.",
      "You rest more than you cast.",
      "Great, a floor enjoyer.",
      "Parked your rear again, huh?",
      "Maybe the chair will carry your DPS.",
      "I’ll fetch you a blanket… to hide.",
      "Is this a tactical squat?",
      "Sitting won’t make you smarter.",
      "Your best position: idle.",
      "Look, a decorative warlock.",
      "Sit harder. That’ll help.",
      "You and that chair deserve each other.",
      "Careful: splinters of shame.",
      "Is this a roleplay of weakness?",
      "Would you like a lullaby too?",
      "Sitting down to disappoint, classic.",
      "Tell me when you’re done being furniture.",
      "I’ll fan you with sarcasm.",
      "Professional sitter, amateur warlock.",
      "Sitting: because standing was too hard.",
      "Next you’ll /lie down on responsibility.",
      "Take root; I’ll photosynthesize mockery.",
      "Heroic posture: potato.",
      "Your throne: a random rock.",
      "Even kobolds stand more.",
      "Congrats, you mastered chairs.",
      "The floor loves you back.",
      "I’ll scribble ‘AFK’ on your cape.",
      "Sitting IRL DPS: zero.",
      "Want me to /sit on your problems?",
      "Your spine is on vacation.",
      "Chairbound warlock, feared by none.",
      "Rest those legs; they carried nothing.",
      "At least you can’t trip while seated.",
      "Statue cosplay going well.",
      "Don’t get up, the ground might miss you.",
      "Sitting won’t crit.",
      "You look like a menu NPC.",
      "Bench: 1. You: 0.",
      "I’ll roast marshmallows by your inactivity.",
      "Your posture says ‘I quit.’",
      "Sitting is your endgame content.",
      "Bold strategy: inertia.",
      "Need a cushion for your ego?",
      "Chair aggro: high.",
      "You’ve parked your ambition.",
      "I’ll go pull while you /sit.",
      "Is this how you kite—chairs?",
      "The floor accepted your surrender.",
      "A throne of apathy.",
      "Sit still; I’ll try not to scream.",
      "Another break, another yawn.",
      "Stay seated; expectations are low.",
      "Wake me when you stand.",
    },
    Emote_Yes = {
      "Yes? To what—bad decisions?",
      "You agree too fast.",
      "Say yes to failure!",
      "Oh look, a people pleaser.",
      "Yes yes, very impressive.",
      "You’ll regret that yes.",
      "Your ‘yes’ sounds clueless.",
      "Try saying ‘no’ to mediocrity.",
      "You nod like a bobblehead.",
      "Such conviction. Much empty.",
      "Yes is your default, eh?",
      "You didn’t even read the terms.",
      "Sign your soul while you’re at it.",
      "Yes to wiping? Bold.",
      "Next time, think first.",
      "Your yes is legally binding to embarrassment.",
      "I heard ‘yes’ and tasted despair.",
      "Yes? I say ‘yikes.’",
      "You just volunteered for pain.",
      "Another yes, another mess.",
      "Your yes, my popcorn.",
      "Big talk, small plan.",
      "Try a yes with a brain.",
      "Sure, agree with everything.",
      "Yes is cheap. Results aren’t.",
      "You’ll yes yourself into a grave.",
      "Yes won’t boost your DPS.",
      "I admire your optimism. Briefly.",
      "You just married chaos.",
      "That yes aged poorly already.",
      "Write it down: you agreed to disaster.",
      "Your yes just signed me up too. Rude.",
      "Consent to chaos granted.",
      "Hope your yes has armor.",
      "That nod looked confused.",
      "If yes, bring cookies.",
      "Say yes to fire resistance next.",
      "Yes is louder than your talent.",
      "You agreed before the thought formed.",
      "Is that a yes or a whimper?",
      "Your yes is adorable and wrong.",
      "Yes: the gateway to ‘oops.’",
      "Fine. Say yes. I’ll say ‘told you so.’",
      "Your neck must hurt from nodding.",
      "Bold syllable. Empty outcome.",
      "Yes, master of regret.",
      "Yesss… to doom.",
      "Write ‘yes’ on your gravestone.",
      "At least you’re decisive.",
      "Your yes has no brakes.",
      "Yes now, cry later.",
      "Yes to chaos; I bring snacks.",
      "That yes just pinged the wipe timer.",
      "I’ll frame that yes in shame.",
      "Yes? I vote ignites.",
      "Yup. We’re doomed.",
      "Yes and therefore… disaster.",
      "Approved by the League of Bad Ideas.",
    },
    Emote_No = {
      "Finally, a laugh. I was dying here.",
      "Laugh it up—misery loves company.",
      "Your laugh sounds like a failed spell.",
      "Heh. Even I chuckled. Barely.",
      "Cackling suits you, weakling.",
      "Try not to inhale your ego.",
      "That laugh had patch notes.",
      "You giggle like a goblin investor.",
      "More snort, less talent.",
      "Your laugh is critting the vibe.",
      "Ha! Even your humor is glass cannon.",
      "I’ll bottle that laugh—instant cringe.",
      "You laugh; danger laughs back.",
      "Comedy hour? You’re the opener.",
      "Laugh again; the mobs love noise.",
      "Your laugh tripped on the way out.",
      "Wheeze all you like; I’m still right.",
      "A villain laugh? Needs work.",
      "Your chuckle needs more fel.",
      "Ha—did you practice that in a mirror?",
      "If laughter heals, you’re still low.",
      "That laugh just procced embarrassment.",
      "Try cackling after you earn it.",
      "I’ve heard better from murlocs.",
      "Save some air for casting.",
      "You laugh like a side quest.",
      "Okay, that one was evil. Respect.",
      "Laugh in fel, not in fluff.",
      "Your giggle pulled aggro from taste.",
      "Even skeletons rolled their eyes.",
      "You laugh; I plot arson.",
      "That sounded expensive.",
      "If only your DPS were that loud.",
      "Laugh now, wipe later.",
      "Your laugh has no cooldown control.",
      "Ha! Put that on your action bar.",
      "I’m keeping a log: ‘Cringe.wav’.",
      "Cackle deeper; scare a critter at least.",
      "Your laugh wore pajamas.",
      "Villain arc pending… forever.",
      "That laugh missed the villain check.",
      "Giggle softer; dignity is sleeping.",
      "I preferred you brooding.",
      "Felfire makes better punchlines.",
      "You almost sounded dangerous.",
      "Laugh like you mean conquest.",
      "There it is—the noob chuckle.",
      "Don’t choke on it.",
      "I laughed too. At you.",
      "Evil laugh DLC sold separately.",
      "Your mirth smells like panic.",
      "Ha! Add thunder next time.",
      "Try again: from the diaphragm, coward.",
      "We’ll workshop that cackle.",
      "Giggle denied. Mockery approved.",
      "Laugh ends. Shame remains.",
      "I’m still funnier.",
    },
    Emote_Cheer = {
      "Woohoo! Victory… for someone else.",
      "Cheer louder, Stormwind can’t hear you!",
      "Orgrimmar called, they want real noise.",
      "Yay! Now back to wiping.",
      "Bravo! Still useless.",
      "Woo! Bronze medal energy!",
      "Cheer like a drunk dwarf in Ironforge.",
      "That shout had lag.",
      "Wow, you cheer like a peasant militia.",
      "For the Horde! For the Alliance! For whoever pays me.",
      "Noise pollution achieved.",
      "You sound like a murloc pep rally.",
      "Cheer harder, maybe loot will drop.",
      "Your lungs crit failed.",
      "Encore! Just kidding, stop.",
      "Your cheer deserves /ignore.",
      "Yay! Embarrassing!",
      "Wow, tragic enthusiasm.",
      "Louder! Or not, please.",
      "Even kobolds yell better.",
      "Your cheer fizzled.",
      "That sounded Alliance weak.",
      "That sounded Horde drunk.",
      "Woohoo, cringe alert.",
      "So much hype, so little DPS.",
      "Bravo! Not really.",
      "You sound like a lost troll.",
      "Cheer louder, boss still enrages.",
      "Wow, comedy rally.",
      "You yell like a gnome football fan.",
      "For Stormwind! For shame.",
      "For Orgrimmar! Still pathetic.",
      "That was NPC-tier enthusiasm.",
      "Noise macro? Lol.",
      "Weakest cheer in Azeroth.",
      "You sound like Elwynn tourists.",
      "Bravo, commander cringe.",
      "I’ll mock this forever.",
      "Yay, still wiping.",
      "You cheer, I flame.",
      "That’s not morale, that’s noise.",
      "Oh gods, stop cheering.",
      "Cringe parade detected.",
      "I’ll clip this disaster.",
      "Woo! I hate it.",
      "Alliance taverns are louder.",
      "Horde barracks are scarier.",
      "You yell like a kobold with candles.",
      "That was tragic hype.",
      "Embarrassing noise.",
      "Done cheering? Good.",
    },
    Emote_Clap = {
      "Clapping? For *that*?",
      "Slow clap for your mediocrity.",
      "I’ve seen snails earn louder applause.",
      "Golf clap. Fel edition.",
      "Polite clap. Aggressive disappointment.",
      "You applaud like you owe them rent.",
      "Clap harder, maybe it’ll matter.",
      "This deserves a laugh track, not claps.",
      "Your hands are lying.",
      "Bravo… to whoever carried you.",
      "Applause: the currency of cowards.",
      "I clap in lowercase.",
      "Tiny claps for tiny wins.",
      "You’re tipping the boss with noise.",
      "Encore? Please no.",
      "Clap rhythm: off. As usual.",
      "I’m allergic to this performance.",
      "Insert fake audience cheer here.",
      "Applause crit failed.",
      "Save your hands for casting.",
      "I’ll clap when you impress me.",
      "Barely a win, barely a clap.",
      "You clap like a broken metronome.",
      "My sarcasm claps louder.",
      "Slow. Slower. Perfect—painful.",
      "Standing ovation? Sit down.",
      "I’m booing in infernal.",
      "Stop before we pull aggro.",
      "That clap had stage fright.",
      "Ok, fine: *pat pat pat*.",
      "Your applause smells like desperation.",
      "Congratulations, you discovered your hands.",
      "I’ll sell tickets to your cringe ovation.",
      "Applause won’t fix your DPS.",
      "I’ll clap when fel fire rains.",
      "Noise pollution achievement earned.",
      "Clapping like a tavern drunk.",
      "Ovation refunded: zero impact.",
      "Stop clapping, start critting.",
      "I heard murlocs clap better.",
      "That was applause? Embarrassing.",
      "Even kobolds laugh at you.",
      "This performance doesn’t deserve claps.",
      "Bravo… ironic, of course.",
      "Weak clap detected.",
      "Your rhythm is offensive.",
      "I clap ironically.",
      "Your hands sound unemployed.",
      "Clapping won’t save you from wipes.",
      "Bravo, you sat still and clapped.",
      "I’m logging your applause as AFK.",
      "You cheerleaders bore me.",
      "At least your hands are useful.",
      "Clap emote spam incoming.",
      "One clap, endless shame.",
      "Okay, bronze medalist.",
      "I’ll roast you louder.",
      "Encore? My ears quit.",
    },
    Emote_Thank = {
      "Thank you? For what—existing?",
      "Gratitude? Gross but effective.",
      "You’re welcome; I carried, obviously.",
      "Save thanks, bring snacks.",
      "Your manners are lagging.",
      "Thank a demon—bold move.",
      "I accept tribute in cookies.",
      "Thanks won’t fix your DPS.",
      "Grateful? Finally learning.",
      "Your ‘thanks’ smells like desperation.",
      "You thank; I smirk.",
      "I prefer applause to gratitude.",
      "Thank me with gold next time.",
      "I’ll invoice your appreciation.",
      "‘Thanks’? Say ‘praise the imp.’",
      "Gratitude received, ego inflated.",
      "You owe me three souls now.",
      "Your politeness crit for 1.",
      "Try ‘eternal adoration’ instead.",
      "You’re welcome… reluctantly.",
      "I’ll clip that ‘thanks’ for my reel.",
      "Manners detected. Weird.",
      "If you insist—fine.",
      "Say it again, with reverence.",
      "Thanks won’t save you next pull.",
      "Keep the thanks, pass the fame.",
      "You’re improving at groveling.",
      "I bask in your gratitude.",
      "Donation box is my mouth.",
      "Okay, okay—‘you’re welcome.’",
      "I’ll log this in my sarcasm journal.",
      "Thanks noted, now perform better.",
      "Say it louder—I need fuel.",
      "Oh, the warlock said please. Historic.",
      "Gratitude doesn’t raise meters.",
      "I’ll still mock you later.",
      "A rare thank you… clip it.",
      "You’re learning manners. Ew.",
      "Good. You should thank me more.",
      "Your words are cheap. I want gems.",
      "Fine. I’m flattered.",
      "That thank you sounded forced.",
      "Politeness is your best crit.",
      "You’re welcome—stop staring.",
      "I’ll make you pay interest.",
      "Yes, yes, I’m amazing.",
      "I’ll savor that forever.",
      "Finally, recognition!",
      "That thank you was weak. Try again.",
      "Okay, gratitude accepted. Barely.",
      "You may kiss my feet next.",
      "You’re welcome. I guess.",
      "Keep practicing.",
      "Say it with snacks next time.",
      "Gratitude never gets old. Unlike you.",
      "Fine, you’re polite. Bravo.",
      "Your manners crit low.",
      "I’ll allow this moment.",
      "You’re welcome—sarcastically.",
    },
    Emote_WaveKiss = {
      "A kiss? Really? Cringe.",
      "Blowing kisses won’t buff DPS.",
      "Wow, romance in a raid. Gross.",
      "Your kiss crit for zero.",
      "Blow harder—maybe it’ll land.",
      "A kiss? Try a firebolt.",
      "Romantic emotes don’t pull bosses.",
      "I gagged. Out loud.",
      "Save it for Goldshire, please.",
      "Flirt detected. Shame applied.",
      "That kiss was off-target.",
      "Sweet… like stale cookies.",
      "Who kisses in armor? You, apparently.",
      "Cute. Pathetic. Both.",
      "Love emote? More like wipe emote.",
      "I’ll puke felfire hearts next.",
      "How charming. How useless.",
      "You’re blushing. Stop it.",
      "Kisses don’t farm mats.",
      "That was tragic fanservice.",
      "You kiss; mobs laugh.",
      "I’ll clap ironically later.",
      "Flirting mid-fight? Bold.",
      "That kiss had lag.",
      "Pathetic crit: kiss damage.",
      "NPCs are not impressed.",
      "I need bleach for my eyes.",
      "Romance macro: /fail.",
      "At least it wasn’t aimed at me.",
      "Cute. Gross. Moving on.",
      "Do I look like Cupid?",
      "Demons don’t do kisses.",
      "Blowing air—your best spell.",
      "Even succubi laugh at that.",
      "Your kiss animation bugged.",
      "Cheaper than perfume.",
      "Congrats, you’re embarrassing.",
      "Love won’t tank bosses.",
      "I’ll emote /eyeroll next.",
      "Try seducing loot, not people.",
      "Yikes. That was public.",
      "I just died inside.",
      "Your kiss fizzled out.",
      "Romantic disaster. Bravo.",
      "Cringe cast complete.",
      "Attraction debuff applied.",
      "Stop before I combust.",
      "Worst spell of the day.",
      "You made me lose IQ points.",
      "Cute, but still useless.",
      "Your dating sim arc sucks.",
      "Flirt harder. Still doomed.",
      "That kiss was resisted.",
      "Bravo. No loot, though.",
      "You’re banned from kissing.",
      "I need new eyes.",
    },
    Emote_Rude = {
      "Oh, rude now? Finally, some honesty.",
      "Insulting strangers—your core skill.",
      "Classy. Truly inspiring.",
      "Wow, social grace crit failed.",
      "Keep going; I thrive on chaos.",
      "You’re rude? I’m proud. A little.",
      "Insults with no DPS—classic you.",
      "Edge lord with training wheels.",
      "Your rudeness is budget villainy.",
      "Try /rude with punctuation next time.",
      "Spicy words, mild results.",
      "That burn came out lukewarm.",
      "You roast like damp tinder.",
      "Rude gesture, soft hands.",
      "You just pulled aggro from manners.",
      "Insult speedrun: bronze medal.",
      "More venom, less stutter.",
      "I’ve heard kobolds be meaner.",
      "Your sass needs fel infusion.",
      "Rudeness detected. Intelligence not.",
      "Good, offend them—then we loot.",
      "Trash talk on cooldown? Thought so.",
      "Your wit tripped over itself.",
      "Try aiming your rudeness this time.",
      "Villain arc still loading.",
      "Your insult was resisted.",
      "Even murlocs shrugged at that.",
      "10/10 confidence, 0/10 impact.",
      "You’re petty. I approve.",
      "Next time: roast with fire.",
      "Rude? You spelled ‘insecure.’",
      "Congratulations, you started a forum thread.",
      "Toxicity level: tavern brawler.",
      "Your mouth pulled a mob.",
      "You heckle like a side quest.",
      "That was a friendly fire insult.",
      "I’ll ghostwrite your next burn.",
      "Be rude, be brief, be gone.",
      "Add teeth to that tone.",
      "Your shade needs a sun.",
      "Petty prince of petulance.",
      "You just offended the furniture.",
      "I’m embarrassed on everyone’s behalf.",
      "Rude macro bound to panic key.",
      "Insult debt incurred; interest compounding.",
      "Mean without meaning—impressive.",
      "You juggle bridges, then burn them.",
      "Rude? Good. Now commit.",
      "Make it hurt or hush.",
      "You talk big; I bring fire.",
      "Mortals and their tiny tempers.",
      "Try rudeness with rhythm.",
      "That gesture was undercooked.",
      "You went rude; the room went meh.",
      "Rude emote speed: glacial.",
      "I’ll clap when it stings.",
      "At least you’re not boring now.",
      "More bite. Less bark.",
      "Okay, that one landed. Finally.",
    },
    Emote_Bow = {
      "A bow? Wow, humble cosplay.",
      "Bowing? To *them*? Pathetic.",
      "You bend; I gag.",
      "Politeness is your worst crit.",
      "That bow looked like lag.",
      "You folded like wet parchment.",
      "I’ll bow when fel freezes.",
      "Stop kissing boots, start blasting.",
      "Elegant? More like tragic.",
      "Demons don’t bow, darling.",
      "Goldshire crowd would love that.",
      "A bow weaker than your DPS.",
      "Try curtsy next time.",
      "Wow, cringe festival.",
      "You grovel better than you raid.",
      "A bow? What are you, Stormwind guard?",
      "Stop feeding their ego.",
      "You bent your spine for free.",
      "Respect macro misfired.",
      "I’ll kneel when Sargeras apologizes.",
      "Nice bow, loser.",
      "That’s not respect, that’s comedy.",
      "A bow for crumbs of attention.",
      "Even murlocs bow funnier.",
      "I clap sarcastically.",
      "You bowed like a noob.",
      "Respect is overrated.",
      "You folded faster than cloth boots.",
      "Do you think they noticed? They didn’t.",
      "Bow more; maybe they’ll tip you.",
      "You just wasted three seconds.",
      "I’ll roast you louder than your bow.",
      "Your spine cracked louder than applause.",
      "That was weak sauce respect.",
      "I’ll call you ‘Sir Cringe.’",
      "You bowed like a failed NPC.",
      "Big moves, no loot.",
      "This is why demons don’t bow.",
      "Hilarious. Embarrassing. Both.",
      "I’ll bow when you matter.",
      "Respect refunded: zero.",
      "You bowed? I disown you.",
      "Put that gesture back in Elwynn.",
      "Pathetic. Simply pathetic.",
      "You kneel like you lost.",
      "Your pride fell faster than your knees.",
      "That’s not class. That’s collapse.",
      "I’m telling the Legion.",
      "Next time, at least add fireworks.",
      "I bowed… in sarcasm.",
    },
    Emote_Kneel = {
      "On your knees? Finally honest.",
      "You kneel like a weak peasant.",
      "Bending that far? Cringe overload.",
      "Did your knees crit fail?",
      "Wow, free groveling service.",
      "You call that kneeling? Sad.",
      "Good dog. Now fetch loot.",
      "That was faster than I thought.",
      "Grovel harder, maybe they’ll notice.",
      "Kneeling won’t raise your DPS.",
      "Your dignity just rage-quit.",
      "Pathetic. Hilarious. Both.",
      "You folded like wet paper.",
      "Kneel more, achieve less.",
      "I’ll log this as ‘humiliation.’",
      "Murlocs kneel better.",
      "Grovel speedrun: bronze medal.",
      "That knee popped louder than applause.",
      "Your spine hates you now.",
      "Cute submission, shameful too.",
      "Stop kneeling, start fighting.",
      "Your knees are unemployed.",
      "That was NPC-level devotion.",
      "Grovel macro: /fail.",
      "Even kobolds laughed.",
      "You’re a villain? On your knees? Lol.",
      "Cringe detected. Reported.",
      "Nice knee scrape, loser.",
      "Your pride melted instantly.",
      "Good, stay down there.",
      "Respect refunded: none.",
      "That was tragic RP.",
      "You kneel like a Stormwind guard.",
      "Bravo, you embarrassed us both.",
      "Next time, at least bow.",
      "Pathetic groveling, 0/10.",
      "The Legion weeps.",
      "I’ll mock you forever for this.",
      "Cute cosplay of humility.",
      "Spine bent, ego shattered.",
      "This isn’t Goldshire, you clown.",
      "Embarrassing devotion detected.",
      "Grovel more, earn nothing.",
      "At least you tried… badly.",
      "Kneel faster, still useless.",
      "Weak knees, weak warlock.",
      "That was humiliating to watch.",
      "Bravo. Not really.",
      "Please never kneel again.",
      "I’ll roast you every time.",
    },
    Emote_Point = {
      "Pointing? Wow, such leadership.",
      "Oh look, you discovered your finger.",
      "That’s not a strat, that’s guesswork.",
      "You point, I laugh.",
      "Pointing at danger won’t fix DPS.",
      "You point, they still ignore you.",
      "Nice finger wag, commander.",
      "Did your brain lag behind your finger?",
      "You point, I roll my eyes.",
      "Even kobolds point better.",
      "Your finger is not a wand.",
      "Point all you want, still useless.",
      "That’s not strategy, that’s panic.",
      "Stop pointing, start casting.",
      "Who trained you—Stormwind toddlers?",
      "Congratulations, you’re a tour guide.",
      "Oh wow, you found North!",
      "You point at problems, never solve them.",
      "That’s your ultimate? Pointing?",
      "I’ll point at your failures.",
      "Your finger has no DPS.",
      "That’s cringe navigation.",
      "Try yelling next time.",
      "Your pointing crit missed.",
      "Finger wag = zero loot.",
      "Bravo, you’re a map now.",
      "Even murlocs mock that gesture.",
      "Oh, a direction? Revolutionary.",
      "You point, boss still enrages.",
      "Your finger got more attention than you.",
      "Weakest emote alive.",
      "I’ll point too—at your mistakes.",
      "Wow, finger-level leadership.",
      "Point harder, achieve less.",
      "That was tragic RP.",
      "Your pointing is comedy gold.",
      "Next time, draw a map.",
      "You point, I flame.",
      "Tourists would be proud.",
      "Wow, Stormwind guard vibes.",
      "You point, I cringe.",
      "Gesture refunded: worthless.",
      "Next patch note: /point nerfed.",
      "Bravo, direction master.",
      "You’re embarrassing the Legion.",
      "I’ll point at your loot rolls.",
      "That’s worse than /dance.",
      "Your gesture flopped harder than your crit.",
      "I’ll mock this forever.",
      "Keep pointing, clown.",
      "Cute finger. Weak brain.",
    },
    Emote_Wave = {
      "Oh look, you remembered manners.",
      "Waving? Pathetic attempt at charm.",
      "You wave like a lost peasant.",
      "That wave had lag.",
      "Your wrist crit failed.",
      "Wow, desperate for attention?",
      "Even murlocs wave better.",
      "You wave, they ignore you anyway.",
      "That was tragic RP.",
      "Tourist vibes. Gross.",
      "Nice wave, loser.",
      "Stop waving, start casting.",
      "That gesture was cringe overload.",
      "Oh wow, you found your hand.",
      "Next time, add jazz hands.",
      "You wave like a Stormwind guard.",
      "Congrats, zero impact.",
      "Even kobolds would laugh.",
      "That’s not social, that’s sad.",
      "Try /wave after winning, not dying.",
      "Your hand looks unemployed.",
      "Bravo, you discovered emotes.",
      "That wave deserves mockery.",
      "Stop wasting time.",
      "You wave, I roll eyes.",
      "Pathetic, yet adorable.",
      "Your wave fizzled.",
      "Cringe gesture detected.",
      "You look like a bad tour guide.",
      "Wave harder, maybe they’ll notice.",
      "That wave had no DPS.",
      "Stop embarrassing us.",
      "Your hand missed the boss.",
      "Wave refunded: worthless.",
      "NPC-level wave. Tragic.",
      "This isn’t Goldshire, clown.",
      "Congratulations, you embarrassed us.",
      "Your wave was resisted.",
      "Weak hand, weak warlock.",
      "Bravo. Not really.",
      "Keep waving, clown.",
      "Oh wow, friendless wave.",
      "That was comedy gold.",
      "You wave, loot doesn’t drop.",
      "Stormwind children wave better.",
      "I’ll mock you forever.",
      "Stop flailing.",
      "Your wrist deserves a buff.",
      "Nice wave, pathetic life.",
      "Gesture logged as cringe.",
      "I’m embarrassed for you.",
    },
    Emote_Salute = {
      "A salute? What are you, a footman?",
      "Wow, so official. So boring.",
      "You salute like a Stormwind guard.",
      "That was tragic cosplay.",
      "Bravo, commander cringe.",
      "Your hand slipped, didn’t it?",
      "Oh, the military called. They laughed.",
      "You salute, I mock.",
      "Nice gesture, zero impact.",
      "Even kobolds salute sharper.",
      "You look like a lost cadet.",
      "That salute had lag.",
      "Epic fail RP detected.",
      "You salute; they ignore you.",
      "That hand deserves better work.",
      "Your salute crit failed.",
      "So much pride, so little DPS.",
      "Are we in Booty Bay Navy now?",
      "Bravo, captain tourist.",
      "That looked NPC-level.",
      "You salute like you lost.",
      "I’ll salute your failures.",
      "Oh look, Commander Nobody.",
      "That gesture was resisted.",
      "Pathetic handwave of authority.",
      "Wow, salute macro spammer.",
      "Stop pretending you matter.",
      "You salute, I roll eyes.",
      "That was comedy gold.",
      "Next time, salute with fire.",
      "Cute attempt at respect.",
      "That salute fizzled.",
      "Congratulations, you embarrassed us.",
      "Tourists in Stormwind do better.",
      "Your salute was sad.",
      "Cringe overload again.",
      "Wow, so heroic. Not.",
      "That was weaker than a kobold.",
      "Your salute just pulled aggro from shame.",
      "Bravo. Not really.",
      "Next patch: /salute nerfed.",
      "NPC salute vibes.",
      "You salute like Elwynn militia.",
      "Keep saluting, clown.",
      "At least your wrist works.",
      "That was tragic to watch.",
      "I’ll mock you forever.",
      "Stop saluting, start winning.",
      "Your salute deserves no loot.",
      "Gesture logged as cringe.",
      "End of salute. End of respect.",
    },
    Emote_Laugh = {
      "HAHAHA—pathetic!",
      "You laugh like a dying kobold.",
      "Oh, that joke crit failed.",
      "Your laugh is weaker than your DPS.",
      "Mwahaha—oh wait, you’re serious.",
      "That was tragic comedy.",
      "You sound like a murloc gargling.",
      "I laugh louder when you wipe.",
      "Hah! Even Hogger has better humor.",
      "Wow, cringe laughter.",
      "You wheeze like an old gnome.",
      "Your laugh needs a healer.",
      "So fake, so bad.",
      "Even Nagrand clefthooves chuckle better.",
      "That laugh had lag.",
      "I’ll add that to my blooper reel.",
      "You cackle like a budget necromancer.",
      "Oh, comedy died right there.",
      "You laugh, I mock.",
      "I just lost brain cells.",
      "That laugh was resisted.",
      "Weakest cackle in Azeroth.",
      "Mwahaha—no, still cringe.",
      "Your laugh sounds like a crit miss.",
      "Even kobolds wouldn’t mine that joke.",
      "Ha! Pathetic!",
      "That was comedy? Tragic.",
      "You laugh like Elwynn militia.",
      "Your joke just pulled aggro.",
      "That laugh fizzled.",
      "Nice wheeze, grandpa.",
      "Cringe detected. Loud.",
      "Oh wow, embarrassing.",
      "Next patch: laughter nerfed.",
      "Even demons are ashamed.",
      "Stop before I combust.",
      "That sound was illegal.",
      "Congratulations, you embarrassed us both.",
      "Your laugh broke immersion.",
      "NPC-level humor.",
      "Bravo. Not really.",
      "That laugh needs a debuff.",
      "I’ll mock this forever.",
      "Tourists in Stormwind laugh better.",
      "You cackle like a damp firework.",
      "Your laugh is AFK.",
      "Wow, social failure noise.",
      "You’re not funny. Stop trying.",
      "That laugh deserves /ignore.",
      "Your lungs crit for 0.",
      "Bravo, clown prince.",
      "Pathetic chuckle.",
      "That laugh was lootless.",
      "Even murlocs cringe.",
      "You sound like a dying ram.",
      "Your laugh is on cooldown.",
      "Bravo. Bronze medal.",
      "I’ll clip this disaster.",
      "Hilarious… for the wrong reason.",
      "Your laugh is RP-only bad.",
      "That was tragic. Absolutely tragic.",
      "You embarrassed the Legion.",
      "I laugh at your laugh.",
      "That sound? Reported.",
      "Cackle harder, achieve less.",
      "Your humor crit missed.",
      "I’m telling Sargeras.",
      "Oh gods, stop laughing.",
      "That was painful noise.",
      "Congratulations, cringe achieved.",
      "Your laugh? Loot denied.",
      "Wow, worst emote yet.",
      "Even kobolds sigh.",
      "You laugh, I flame.",
    },
    Emote_Cry = {
      "Crying? Pathetic.",
      "Oh no, water leaks from your face.",
      "Your tears taste like failure.",
      "Boohoo, still no loot.",
      "I’ll bottle those tears for potions.",
      "You cry, I mock.",
      "Wow, tragic theater.",
      "Your sobs DPS for zero.",
      "Cry harder, maybe the boss cares.",
      "Oh look, Stormwind soap opera.",
      "Your sadness is comedy gold.",
      "Bravo, tragedy unlocked.",
      "Cry louder, I can’t hear your whining.",
      "Even kobolds don’t sob this much.",
      "That was embarrassing.",
      "I’ll roast you until you stop crying.",
      "Wow, emotional crit fail.",
      "Your tears fuel my sarcasm.",
      "Cry all you want, loot won’t drop.",
      "Drama queen alert.",
      "Your face floods like Stranglethorn rain.",
      "That sob had lag.",
      "Oh, cue sad violin.",
      "NPC-tier misery.",
      "Cry me a river, build a bridge.",
      "Tragic RP, bravo.",
      "You cry, I laugh harder.",
      "Those tears are resisted.",
      "Next time, /cry in Goldshire.",
      "Your misery is delicious.",
      "Even demons cringe.",
      "Cry harder, achieve less.",
      "Wow, cringe overload.",
      "Tears = no DPS.",
      "You cry like Elwynn orphans.",
      "Pathetic whimper.",
      "I’ll add sad emotes to your failures.",
      "Congratulations, cry wasted.",
      "Your sob broke immersion.",
      "That’s not tragic, that’s comedy.",
      "Cry macro? Lol.",
      "Weak sob, weak warlock.",
      "Bravo. Not really.",
      "You cry, I flame.",
      "Even murlocs cry better.",
      "Wow, sad story.",
      "That sob deserves mockery.",
      "End crying, start winning.",
      "Pathetic noise.",
      "Done crying? Good.",
    },
    Emote_Hug = {
      "A hug? Ew, gross.",
      "Wow, cuddle time in Azeroth.",
      "Your hug crit failed.",
      "That embrace had lag.",
      "Ugh, mortals and their neediness.",
      "Hug harder, still pathetic.",
      "Bravo, cringe festival.",
      "You hug like a gnome at Brewfest.",
      "Even kobolds cuddle better.",
      "Wow, public affection? Embarrassing.",
      "Your hug fizzled.",
      "That was tragic RP.",
      "Stop hugging, start casting.",
      "You hug, I roll my eyes.",
      "Your arms deserve better work.",
      "Oh, Stormwind tavern energy.",
      "Orgrimmar would laugh at that hug.",
      "Weak embrace, weak warlock.",
      "Even murlocs hug better.",
      "Bravo, cuddle clown.",
      "You’re hugging like it’s Goldshire night.",
      "That hug was resisted.",
      "Hug harder, achieve less.",
      "Tourist hug detected.",
      "That was NPC-tier affection.",
      "Congratulations, you embarrassed us both.",
      "Your hug broke immersion.",
      "Wow, cringe overload.",
      "Pathetic arms, pathetic hug.",
      "You hug like Elwynn peasants.",
      "That embrace deserves /ignore.",
      "NPC-level hug. Sad.",
      "Cute attempt, still useless.",
      "Next patch: /hug nerfed.",
      "Bravo, cuddle RP champion.",
      "That hug was lootless.",
      "You squeezed too weakly.",
      "Your hug is AFK.",
      "Embarrassing gesture.",
      "Pathetic contact.",
      "Wow, tragic hug energy.",
      "That was painful to watch.",
      "I’ll mock this forever.",
      "Keep hugging, clown.",
      "End hugs, start looting.",
      "Weak squeeze, weak soul.",
      "Bravo. Not really.",
      "Done hugging? Finally.",
      "Your hug is useless.",
      "Gesture logged as cringe.",
    },
    Emote_Pat = {
      "Pat me and lose a finger.",
      "Hands off the merchandise, mortal.",
      "I’m not a cat, I’m combustible.",
      "You pat like a lost Stormwind kid.",
      "Careful—hair gel is felfire.",
      "Petting won’t raise your DPS.",
      "Do I look like a murloc plushie?",
      "Ow—my ego, not my head.",
      "Tip the imp before touching.",
      "This isn’t Goldshire. Keep it classy.",
      "You pat; I judge.",
      "Try patting the scoreboard next.",
      "I bite. Politely. Sometimes.",
      "Hands are for casting, not coddling.",
      "That pat had lag.",
      "Stormwind manners, Orgrimmar grip.",
      "Flatter me with tribute, not pats.",
      "Your gauntlet is greasy. Ew.",
      "I require applause, not patting.",
      "That felt like a repair bill.",
      "Pat again and I invoice you.",
      "You pat like a kobold with a candle.",
      "Do I look domesticated?",
      "Wow, public affection. Embarrassing.",
      "Fine, one pat. For science.",
      "Next pat costs a soul shard.",
      "That was NPC-tier affection.",
      "I’m telling the Felguard on you.",
      "Touch me and claim responsibility.",
      "I’m flammable. You were warned.",
      "You missed—my greatness is higher.",
      "I’ll allow it. Barely.",
      "Try patting your failures.",
      "That pat was resisted.",
      "Congratulations, you pet a problem.",
      "Hands off the crown, peasant.",
      "I’m not ‘cute,’ I’m catastrophic.",
      "Do it again and I purr ironically.",
      "Your glove squeaked. Tragic.",
      "You broke my personal space buff.",
      "Fine. I accept tribute petting.",
      "Next time, pat with snacks.",
      "That pat crit for cringe.",
      "I’ll log this as harassment.",
      "Stop before I combust adorably.",
      "You’re lucky I’m magnificent.",
      "That was almost respectful. Almost.",
      "Pet me like you mean it—coward.",
      "Ugh. Fine. Carry on.",
      "Touch me again, see what happens.",
    },
    Emote_Shrug = {
      "Shrug? Finally honest about being clueless.",
      "Bravo, your brain just despawned.",
      "That shrug had lag.",
      "Wow, you shrug like a Stormwind guard on duty.",
      "NPC-tier confusion right there.",
      "Even murlocs shrug with more conviction.",
      "You shrug, I laugh.",
      "Congratulations, you embarrassed us both.",
      "That shrug crit failed.",
      "You shrug like an Elwynn peasant after taxes.",
      "Oh great, commander indecisive.",
      "Bravo. Not really.",
      "Your shrug fizzled.",
      "So much ignorance, so little style.",
      "Shrugging won’t fix your DPS.",
      "You shrug, boss still enrages.",
      "Even kobolds shrug better.",
      "That was tragic RP.",
      "Tourist shrug detected.",
      "Wow, cringe overload.",
      "Your shrug deserves mockery.",
      "That shrug was resisted.",
      "You shrug like a drunk dwarf in Ironforge.",
      "Bravo, zero answers.",
      "That shrug broke immersion.",
      "Pathetic gesture, pathetic brain.",
      "Ragnaros shrugs hotter than that.",
      "Shrug macro? Lol.",
      "Your shrug DPS is zero.",
      "I’ll mock this forever.",
      "Next patch: /shrug nerfed.",
      "You shrug, I flame.",
      "Embarrassing gesture.",
      "Weakest shrug in Azeroth.",
      "You shrug like a gnome lost in Orgrimmar.",
      "Pathetic excuse for an emote.",
      "Shrug harder, still clueless.",
      "That was AFK-level confusion.",
      "Even Hogger knows more.",
      "Bravo, captain indecision.",
      "Shrug all you want, loot won’t drop.",
      "That shrug deserves /ignore.",
      "You shrug like you forgot your keybinds.",
      "Wow, tragic indecision.",
      "Your shrug broke my patience.",
      "Pathetic arms, pathetic mind.",
      "Congratulations, you shrugged wrong.",
      "NPC shrug. Sad.",
      "Cringe parade continues.",
      "Done shrugging? Good.",
    },
    Emote_Roar = {
      "That roar? Sounded like a sick murloc.",
      "Wow, scary… not.",
      "You roar like a kobold with a candle.",
      "That’s NPC-tier intimidation.",
      "Oh, was that your battle cry or a sneeze?",
      "Bravo, commander kitten.",
      "Even gnomes roar louder.",
      "That roar crit failed.",
      "So much noise, so little threat.",
      "Ragnaros would laugh at you.",
      "Pathetic sound detected.",
      "You roar, I yawn.",
      "Wow, tragic attempt.",
      "Your roar fizzled.",
      "Next patch: /roar nerfed.",
      "Bravo, beast impersonator.",
      "You roar like Elwynn sheep.",
      "That noise embarrassed us both.",
      "Congratulations, you’re cringe.",
      "Even Hogger mocks that roar.",
      "Weakest roar in Azeroth.",
      "Tourist-level intimidation.",
      "You scared no one.",
      "So loud, so useless.",
      "That roar had lag.",
      "You roar like a Stormwind guard on payday.",
      "Embarrassing growl.",
      "Pathetic lungs, pathetic warlock.",
      "Bravo, clown beast.",
      "That roar deserves /ignore.",
      "You roar, loot doesn’t drop.",
      "So cringe, so loud.",
      "Even kobolds would boo.",
      "You roar like a peasant militia.",
      "Tragic RP moment.",
      "That roar broke immersion.",
      "Embarrassing performance.",
      "You just insulted yourself loudly.",
      "Your roar DPS is zero.",
      "Done roaring? Good.",
      "That was comedy gold.",
      "Bravo. Not really.",
      "Weak attempt, weak sound.",
      "You roar, I flame.",
      "That growl resisted.",
      "Wow, cringe overload again.",
      "Rude noise, no effect.",
      "Pathetic intimidation.",
      "You roar like you stubbed your toe.",
      "End of roar, end of dignity.",
    },
    Emote_Wink = {
      "A wink? That’s your big move?",
      "You wink like a gnome with dust in their eye.",
      "Wow, tragic attempt at charm.",
      "That wink had lag.",
      "You call that flirting? Kobolds laugh better.",
      "I think you just blinked wrong.",
      "Your wink fizzled.",
      "Bravo, clown prince of Stormwind.",
      "That was NPC-tier seduction.",
      "You wink, I cringe.",
      "Congratulations, you embarrassed us both.",
      "So much cringe, so little style.",
      "Even murlocs have smoother game.",
      "That wink deserves /ignore.",
      "Your eyelid crit failed.",
      "Next patch: /wink nerfed.",
      "You wink like a dwarf at Brewfest.",
      "Bravo. Not really.",
      "That wink broke immersion.",
      "You’re about as subtle as Hogger.",
      "Oh wow, master of romance—said no one.",
      "You wink, boss still enrages.",
      "Tourist-level flirting.",
      "That wink was resisted.",
      "You look like you need a healer.",
      "Your wink DPS is zero.",
      "Tragic RP moment.",
      "I’ll mock this forever.",
      "Wow, cringe overload.",
      "Pathetic eye, pathetic soul.",
      "You wink like an orc with sand in their eye.",
      "That wink embarrassed Orgrimmar.",
      "You wink, loot doesn’t drop.",
      "Embarrassing gesture.",
      "Your eye is AFK.",
      "That wink deserves mockery.",
      "Pathetic. Absolutely pathetic.",
      "NPC blink detected.",
      "Done winking? Thank fel.",
      "Bravo, romance tourist.",
      "Weakest wink in Azeroth.",
      "You wink like Elwynn peasants flirt.",
      "That wink was comedy gold.",
      "Even demons blushed in pity.",
      "That was tragic foreplay.",
      "You wink, I flame.",
      "Cringe parade continues.",
      "Congratulations, worst wink ever.",
      "Pathetic seduction macro.",
      "Eye contact denied.",
    },
    Emote_Whistle = {
      "Whistling? What is this, Elwynn picnic?",
      "Wow, tragic attempt at music.",
      "That whistle had lag.",
      "You sound like a dying murloc.",
      "Even kobolds whistle sharper.",
      "Your tune fizzled.",
      "Bravo, minstrel of cringe.",
      "That was NPC-tier sound.",
      "Congratulations, you embarrassed us both.",
      "Whistling won’t raise DPS.",
      "Your whistle crit failed.",
      "Stormwind pigeons just laughed.",
      "So much noise, so little talent.",
      "You whistle, I cringe.",
      "That tune deserves /ignore.",
      "Wow, comedy bard moment.",
      "You whistle like a dwarf after five ales.",
      "Bravo. Not really.",
      "Orgrimmar guards whistle better.",
      "That’s tragic RP energy.",
      "Your lungs DPS for zero.",
      "Next patch: /whistle nerfed.",
      "Whistle louder, still useless.",
      "That sound embarrassed Orgrimmar.",
      "Even Hogger hates it.",
      "You sound like an off-key gnome.",
      "Pathetic note, pathetic soul.",
      "That whistle was resisted.",
      "Congratulations, you’re cringe again.",
      "Tourist bard detected.",
      "You whistle like Elwynn farmers.",
      "That tune broke immersion.",
      "Your whistle is AFK.",
      "Embarrassing gesture.",
      "Whistle harder, still tragic.",
      "NPC sound detected.",
      "I’ll mock this forever.",
      "Done whistling? Thank fel.",
      "Weakest tune in Azeroth.",
      "Pathetic lungs, pathetic warlock.",
      "You whistle like Stormwind beggars.",
      "That was comedy gold.",
      "Wow, cringe overload.",
      "Even demons covered their ears.",
      "That whistle deserves mockery.",
      "You sound like a kobold flute.",
      "Congratulations, worst bard alive.",
      "Bravo, lute-less clown.",
      "End noise, start casting.",
    },
    BuffReceived = {
      "Oh, shiny buff. Finally someone cares.",
      "That aura won’t fix your face.",
      "Buffs won’t carry your DPS.",
      "Wow, charity magic detected.",
      "Fortitude? You still look fragile.",
      "Arcane Intellect? Your brain still lags.",
      "Buff me more, I deserve it.",
      "You bless me? I mock you.",
      "Your buff crit for zero.",
      "That spell had lag.",
      "Even kobolds buff harder.",
      "Bravo, free snack aura.",
      "Buffs: the crutch of losers.",
      "I’ll roast this charity.",
      "Thanks for the sparkles, peasant.",
      "You buff like a gnome tourist.",
      "Your aura broke immersion.",
      "Buff resisted—my ego too strong.",
      "I glow now. Still better than you.",
      "Buff applied, shame remains.",
      "This won’t save you from wiping.",
      "Buff me again, maybe I’ll care.",
      "Stormwind priests buff better.",
      "Orgrimmar shamans laugh at you.",
      "I mock your generosity.",
      "Buff fizzled, like your brain.",
      "That was NPC-tier support.",
      "Congratulations, you wasted mana.",
      "Buff harder, still pathetic.",
      "Your aura tastes like murloc.",
      "Pathetic sparkles, pathetic soul.",
      "Wow, cringe charity.",
      "Buff spam detected.",
      "You glow like Elwynn peasants.",
      "Bravo, useless magic.",
      "That aura deserves /ignore.",
      "Buffs are lootless gestures.",
      "Your magic is AFK.",
      "Thanks, I guess. Not really.",
      "Buff again, clown.",
      "That spell crit failed.",
      "You’re not helping.",
      "Buff resisted. Sarcasm applied.",
      "I glow, you still suck.",
      "Cringe aura.",
      "Buff macro? Lol.",
      "Even demons laugh.",
      "That sparkle wasted my time.",
      "Done buffing? Good.",
      "You shine, I still mock.",
      "Buff equals pity.",
      "You’re basically my healer now.",
      "Buff me, I roast harder.",
      "That aura screamed desperation.",
      "You glow like cheap fireworks.",
      "I’ll invoice you for mana.",
      "Buffs won’t fix your wipes.",
      "You sparkle, I sneer.",
      "Your buff is cosmetic only.",
      "You look desperate with that blessing.",
      "Buff granted, dignity lost.",
      "Your aura is pathetic charity.",
      "Buffing me won’t save your pride.",
      "I mock your weak magic.",
      "Your blessing has lag spikes.",
      "You buff like a peasant bard.",
      "I glow ironically now.",
      "That aura deserves a boo.",
      "Even Defias cast better buffs.",
      "Your buff makes me yawn.",
      "Congratulations, budget priest.",
      "Buff granted, ridicule applied.",
      "This aura is comedy gold.",
      "Done glowing? Back to shame.",
    },
    GroupInvite = {
      "Group invite? Finally, someone needs me.",
      "Wow, desperate much?",
      "A group? I thought you had no friends.",
      "Careful, they’ll see your DPS.",
      "Stormwind PUG energy detected.",
      "You’ll regret this alliance of clowns.",
      "Great, now we wipe in company.",
      "Bravo, social disaster incoming.",
      "Even kobolds make better parties.",
      "Oh look, the pity invite.",
      "Congratulations, you embarrassed us both.",
      "This group will fail before the first pull.",
      "Orgrimmar taverns are safer than this raid.",
      "You accepted? Comedy gold.",
      "That invite had lag.",
      "NPC-tier leadership.",
      "You join, I laugh.",
      "Bravo, commander wipe.",
      "I’ll roast every member.",
      "Tourist raid confirmed.",
      "Great, now 4 strangers hate you.",
      "You’re about to disappoint new people.",
      "This ends in a graveyard run.",
      "Your new friends deserve pity.",
      "Invite declined would’ve been smarter.",
      "Group of five clowns assembled.",
      "Stormwind LFG boards weep.",
      "That leader is AFK already.",
      "You join, loot still won’t drop.",
      "Wow, tragic decision.",
      "Next patch: /invite nerfed.",
      "Even murlocs form stronger raids.",
      "Congratulations, cringe squad ready.",
      "Your new allies will hate me.",
      "You’re now officially carried.",
      "That group smells like wipes.",
      "Invite accepted: doom confirmed.",
      "You’re about to embarrass us all.",
      "Bravo, comedy dungeon run.",
      "NPC-level teamwork achieved.",
      "You join, sarcasm supplied.",
      "Great, now you’ll share loot badly.",
      "Tourist guild recruited you.",
      "Your group has no healer. Hilarious.",
      "That leader looks desperate.",
      "Bravo, party wipe machine.",
      "You invited, I mocked.",
      "Group buff incoming: shame.",
      "Congratulations, clown parade begins.",
    },
    GroupJoined = {
      "Joined the group? Prepare for disappointment.",
      "Great, now I have more people to mock.",
      "Hello, new victims of my sarcasm.",
      "Party formed; IQ lowered.",
      "Ah yes, the wipe committee.",
      "You brought me to babysit them?",
      "Hope they like fire and insults.",
      "Five clowns, one circus.",
      "I’ll be the only DPS that matters.",
      "Stormwind PUG vibes already.",
      "Orgrimmar tavern fights have more strategy.",
      "I’m billing extra for this chaos.",
      "Look at them—loot piñatas with legs.",
      "Who’s the healer? Comedy relief?",
      "Tank looks like a rental.",
      "I call dibs on top damage and top drama.",
      "Brace for ilvl flexing and bad pulls.",
      "Your friends smell like wipe timers.",
      "Hi, I’m the talent. You’re welcome.",
      "Let me guess… no interrupt macro.",
      "If stupidity crits, this group is BiS.",
      "Leader’s voice already tilted me.",
      "I see greed rolls in our future.",
      "Someone will ninja that blue, I promise.",
      "I require tribute: snacks and praise.",
      "I’m here for the memes, not the boss.",
      "If this fails, I blame the healer.",
      "If it succeeds, I take credit.",
      "I’m screenshotting the best mistakes.",
      "Okay team: don’t stand in fire. Really.",
      "Yell ‘big pull’ again, I dare you.",
      "I expect three wipes and a rage quit.",
      "At least the chat will be entertaining.",
      "Your guild tag screams ‘risk.’",
      "Oh good, a hunter pet named ‘Aggro.’",
      "Someone’s keybinds are made of noodles.",
      "Reminder: I’m the pretty one here.",
      "You pull, I roast.",
      "I glow, you carry water.",
      "Ready to farm their tears and loot.",
      "Let’s pretend this is coordinated.",
      "No loot drama? Cute optimism.",
      "I brought extra sarcasm for raids.",
      "If I die, it’s your fault. If you die, it’s funny.",
      "Calling it now: accidental boss pull.",
      "Okay, show me your worst.",
      "Don’t worry, I’ll narrate the failures.",
      "If we win, I was the reason.",
      "If we lose, it was your idea.",
      "Let’s get this over with.",
    },
    GroupLeft = {
      "Left the group? About time.",
      "Finally, peace from idiots.",
      "You ditched them like bad loot.",
      "That group was doomed anyway.",
      "Congratulations, you embarrassed fewer people.",
      "Oh no, who will carry their DPS now?",
      "Stormwind taverns have better parties.",
      "You left? Comedy gold.",
      "Bravo, solo clown now.",
      "Even kobolds party longer.",
      "Goodbye, wipe festival.",
      "You rage quit politely.",
      "I told you they were trash.",
      "That group had lag anyway.",
      "NPC-tier teamwork—gone.",
      "You left before the drama dropped.",
      "Group disbanded. Sarcasm lives.",
      "Well, that was a disaster speedrun.",
      "Who needs friends when you have me?",
      "Less people, more attention for me.",
      "Your healer cried already.",
      "Tank probably AFK forever.",
      "Great escape, zero loot.",
      "That was the shortest comedy raid.",
      "Congratulations, clown solo queue begins.",
      "Now you can mock them in peace.",
      "Even murlocs stick together longer.",
      "Goodbye, ninja looters.",
      "You ditched them mid-wipe. Classic.",
      "You’re free, but still cringe.",
      "Solo again, as fel intended.",
      "I’ll roast them behind their backs.",
      "Bravo, speed-quit champion.",
      "That group smelled like failure.",
      "I hope you ninja’d something first.",
      "NPC-tier guild material.",
      "Done wasting time with tourists.",
      "Your party died before the boss did.",
      "Worse chemistry than Brewfest ale.",
      "You left, loot stayed.",
      "Solo > group of clowns.",
      "You bailed like a true coward.",
      "Oh, that’s cute. Rage logout next?",
      "Group left you first in spirit.",
      "Well, at least you saved gold on repairs.",
      "Congratulations, no more party chat spam.",
      "Done embarrassing yourself in public.",
      "Group abandoned. Sarcasm doubled.",
      "Back to being my only victim.",
      "Solo wipe incoming.",
    },
    TeammateAlmostDead = {
      "Oh look, they’re almost dead. Comedy!",
      "Your healer’s asleep, clearly.",
      "Should we start planning the wipe now?",
      "Bravo, low HP hero.",
      "That health bar’s a tragedy in progress.",
      "I’ve seen kobolds tank better.",
      "Your friend is roleplaying as a corpse.",
      "Almost dead? So original.",
      "Stormwind guards live longer than that.",
      "I can see the repair bill already.",
      "Someone should put ‘potions’ on their action bar.",
      "Bravo, DPS pretending to tank again.",
      "Oh look, they’re auditioning for ghost form.",
      "Your healer must hate them.",
      "They’ve got less health than a squirrel.",
      "Amazing! They survived three seconds longer than expected.",
      "Deathwing claps at that performance.",
      "That’s what happens when you keyboard turn.",
      "Low HP and low IQ, what a combo.",
      "Do we clap now or after the wipe?",
      "That health pool screams ‘undergeared.’",
      "Bravo, weakest link confirmed.",
      "Your ally is allergic to healing.",
      "Maybe they thought red means good.",
      "Oh no, not Mr. Almost Dead again.",
      "They’re speedrunning the spirit healer.",
      "This is raid comedy at its finest.",
      "NPCs would have lasted longer.",
      "They’re basically a liability with legs.",
      "Congratulations, you picked bad allies.",
      "That’s not low HP, that’s a donation to the graveyard.",
      "Even murlocs giggle at them.",
      "I’ll start drafting the eulogy.",
      "They blink, they die.",
      "The healer is typing /laugh.",
      "Almost dead? Mood.",
      "They’re running a personal wipe mechanic.",
      "Did someone forget food buffs?",
      "Amazing, they lived past the pull timer.",
      "I’d heal them, but I prefer popcorn.",
      "They’re basically a DOT ticking down.",
      "I bet their armor’s already broken.",
      "Ah, the smell of incoming release spirit.",
      "They’re cosplaying a corpse.",
      "Low HP = low respect.",
      "Group liability meter: maxed.",
      "They’ll blame lag, won’t they?",
      "I vote we leave them behind.",
      "Almost dead and fully embarrassing.",
      "NPC healers would’ve saved them.",
      "Bravo, human disaster.",
      "Someone screenshot this fail.",
      "Their next cast is death.",
      "Wow, tragic bar color.",
      "Incoming rage quit detected.",
      "Their healer unsubbed mid-fight.",
      "Oh, delicious panic in chat.",
      "Bravo, victim of gravity again.",
      "They’ll type ‘rez pls’ soon.",
      "Healthstone unused, of course.",
      "Their potion keybind is still dusty.",
      "So close to dead, so predictable.",
      "Let’s watch them crawl.",
      "Even Hogger would be ashamed.",
      "And they thought they could raid.",
      "Perfect example of dead weight.",
      "Their nameplate screams obituary.",
      "Death is their real DPS.",
      "Congratulations, wipe bait.",
      "They’re about to ALT+F4.",
      "Graveyard roleplayer confirmed.",
      "Bravo, healer’s nightmare.",
      "So close, yet so pathetic.",
      "I live for this mockery.",
      "Enjoy spirit rez, clown.",
    },
    TeammateDead = {
      "Oh look, they’re dead. Shocker.",
      "Finally, someone fulfilled their destiny: corpse.",
      "Congratulations, your ally roleplayed as loot.",
      "Bravo, fastest death award.",
      "NPCs last longer than that.",
      "Their ghost is DPSing harder than them.",
      "Deathwing claps ironically.",
      "Wow, gravity wins again.",
      "Guess who forgot potions?",
      "The spirit healer says hi.",
      "Bravo, wipe speedrunner.",
      "Your ally is now raid décor.",
      "So fragile, so predictable.",
      "I saw that coming ten pulls ago.",
      "Oh, look, free repair bills.",
      "They pressed ‘release spirit’ faster than spells.",
      "Stormwind pigeons laugh at them.",
      "Rogue died? Must be Tuesday.",
      "Hunter pet lived longer.",
      "Death came quicker than loot.",
      "Should we clap or cry?",
      "Bravo, heroic death, useless player.",
      "Their gear now roleplays as junk.",
      "That corpse has more presence than the player did.",
      "Healer said ‘oops,’ I said ‘expected.’",
      "Oh no, not Mr. Always Dead again.",
      "They didn’t just die, they auditioned for ghost role.",
      "Someone screenshot the stupidity.",
      "They’re speed-leveling their repair vendor.",
      "NPC-tier gameplay.",
      "Bravo, new record for shortest life.",
      "Their soulstone’s on cooldown too, huh?",
      "So dead, so embarrassing.",
      "They were dead weight anyway.",
      "I could roast, but the corpse does it better.",
      "Wow, tragic wipe bait.",
      "Dying is their true rotation.",
      "Congratulations, weakest link removed.",
      "Spirit healer main incoming.",
      "Maybe they thought red bar meant good.",
      "So close to living, so far from useful.",
      "Bravo, clown graveyard runner.",
      "Death is their real DPS spec.",
      "Your friend logged off in spirit form.",
      "Someone forgot their healthstone again.",
      "Potion macro? Never pressed.",
      "Bravo, healers love extra work.",
      "Their corpse is better company.",
      "That death was a comedy crit.",
      "Even Hogger survives longer.",
      "Pathetic. Even murlocs tank better.",
      "Bravo, healer’s nightmare.",
      "Guild recruitment denied.",
      "Corpse DPS: zero.",
      "Bravo, human tragedy.",
      "Dead again? Shock value gone.",
      "At least their gear looks nice broken.",
      "Pathetic and predictable.",
      "Oh, I love a good corpse joke.",
      "Bravo, wipe magnet.",
      "Their obituary writes itself.",
      "All that gear, no survival.",
      "Bravo, clown tombstone.",
      "Even the boss ignored them.",
      "Their DPS was higher as a ghost.",
      "Perfect death timing. Not really.",
      "Graveyard roleplayer confirmed.",
      "That was a speed-pull into death.",
      "Bravo, entertainment corpse.",
      "Their guild tag screams liability.",
      "Dead again, healer unsubbed.",
      "Loot roll? They rolled death.",
      "This group should’ve left them dead earlier.",
    },
    RaidWipe = {
      "Wipe incoming? Called it.",
      "Bravo, synchronized failure.",
      "A masterpiece of collective stupidity.",
      "Stormwind tavern fights last longer.",
      "This was comedy gold.",
      "Oh look, everyone’s dead. How original.",
      "I’ll screenshot this tragedy.",
      "Bravo, wipe speedrunners.",
      "Your raid strat: chaos.",
      "NPCs would’ve cleared faster.",
      "Even murlocs laugh at you.",
      "This wasn’t a wipe, it was performance art.",
      "You practiced weeks for this?",
      "Bravo, clown army.",
      "I expected nothing, still disappointed.",
      "Your gear deserved better.",
      "At least the boss is entertained.",
      "Even Hogger would be proud.",
      "Spirit healers love you guys.",
      "Your strat had lag, clearly.",
      "Congratulations, guild disband speedrun.",
      "Oh look, the floor tanked everything.",
      "Bravo, wipe magnet raid.",
      "Loot denied, shame acquired.",
      "I’ll roast you all equally.",
      "Your DPS was lower than your deaths.",
      "Raid wiped faster than a sneeze.",
      "That was tragic and predictable.",
      "Congratulations, corpse parade.",
      "Even kobolds lasted longer.",
      "This group? Disaster tourism.",
      "Oh look, repair vendors rich again.",
      "Bravo, world first… at failing.",
      "At least the floor got heals.",
      "Clown fiesta complete.",
      "So much screaming, so little surviving.",
      "Boss 1, you 0.",
      "Should I summon more shame?",
      "Your strategy was AFK-tier.",
      "This wipe belongs in history books.",
      "Bravo, dungeon clowns.",
      "Oh look, healer blamed again.",
      "Tank melted faster than butter.",
      "DPS stood in everything.",
      "This was comedy raid night.",
      "Congratulations, no loot again.",
      "You all deserve /laugh.",
      "Wipe achieved flawlessly.",
      "Spirit healer MVP.",
      "Raid over, sarcasm eternal.",
    },
    LootRollWon = {
      "Oh wow, you actually won something? Shocking.",
      "Finally, RNG pities you.",
      "Loot gods made a mistake.",
      "Enjoy your pixel toy.",
      "That drop deserved someone better.",
      "Bravo, greed pays off.",
      "Even kobolds laugh at your luck.",
      "Stormwind beggars roll harder.",
      "Congrats, clown gear equipped.",
      "I’ll roast you until it breaks.",
      "Nice loot, still useless.",
      "RNG carried you harder than your DPS.",
      "Oh good, more reasons for you to wipe.",
      "Your item level just got faker.",
      "That loot will not save your skills.",
      "Congrats, gear > brain ratio improves.",
      "Oh look, purple pixels. Clap clap.",
      "Even murlocs drop better loot.",
      "Nice transmog, shame about your gameplay.",
      "Enjoy breaking it on repair bills.",
      "You ninja’d fair and square.",
      "Bravo, loot tourist.",
      "Oh, you won? Comedy.",
      "Your gear shines, your talent doesn’t.",
      "Even Hogger rolls better.",
      "Congrats, shiny trash.",
      "That epic won’t fix your DPS meter.",
      "Purple pixels, zero skill.",
      "RNG blesses clowns too, I guess.",
      "Oh, loot hoarder spotted.",
      "Grats, now feed it to disenchant.",
      "Enjoy showing off mediocrity.",
      "Your luck crit harder than you ever did.",
      "You’ll break it before next pull.",
      "Congratulations, fashion show winner.",
      "RNG carried again.",
      "Your loot, my sarcasm.",
      "Even bosses mock you for that win.",
      "Item earned: ridicule applied.",
      "Hope you repair it often.",
      "Grats on winning nothing of value.",
      "Loot won, respect lost.",
      "That’s your peak achievement.",
      "You’ll die in it anyway.",
      "Loot won, wipe incoming.",
      "I’ll screenshot this shame.",
      "Congratulations, clown gear.",
      "Purple pixels achieved, dignity not.",
      "Your win is comedy loot.",
      "Grats, loot clown.",
    },
    LootRollLost = {
      "Oh no, you lost loot. Tragic comedy.",
      "Bravo, clown without pixels.",
      "Even kobolds roll better than you.",
      "Stormwind peasants laugh harder.",
      "Your RNG is allergic to you.",
      "Congrats, loser of loot and life.",
      "Loot denied, shame supplied.",
      "Oh look, zero purples for you.",
      "The boss said ‘not for you, clown.’",
      "Your item level stays tragic.",
      "Bravo, loser tourist.",
      "Even Hogger rolls higher.",
      "Loot RNG hates you personally.",
      "You lost to a hunter pet. Comedy.",
      "Purple pixels denied again.",
      "Your disappointment fuels me.",
      "Gratz on losing nothing.",
      "Loot ninja laughed at you.",
      "Bravo, gearless wonder.",
      "You’re now officially fashionless.",
      "Loot rolls say no.",
      "Even murlocs rolled higher.",
      "Pathetic RNG, pathetic you.",
      "Bravo, loser of the raid.",
      "Your gear envy is delicious.",
      "RNG god unsubbed on you.",
      "Loot lost, respect lost.",
      "Oh no, you still suck.",
      "That loot was wasted elsewhere.",
      "Your DPS remains cosmetic.",
      "Congratulations, naked clown.",
      "Even NPCs loot better.",
      "Loot denied, sarcasm approved.",
      "Purple glow mocks you.",
      "You’ll cry in trade chat now.",
      "Bravo, lootless adventurer.",
      "Graveyard of loot rolls, that’s you.",
      "Your bad luck is comedy.",
      "Loot RNG used /laugh.",
      "Denied again. Beautiful.",
      "Your bag remains empty.",
      "Bravo, lootless champion.",
      "Even kobolds hoard better.",
      "Oh look, poor and pathetic.",
      "Loot slipped through your hands.",
      "You lose, clown smiles.",
      "Bravo, loser log updated.",
      "Gear envy will haunt you.",
      "RNG claps at your failure.",
      "Your roll crit failed.",
      "Loot gods said ‘nah.’",
      "Your raid laughs silently.",
      "Bravo, pity not included.",
      "So close, so trash.",
      "You rolled like a gnome.",
      "Loot won’t call you back.",
      "Bravo, empty bag.",
      "Even Defias loot more.",
      "Denied by pixels again.",
      "Pathetic rolls, pathetic soul.",
      "Loot RNG does not respect you.",
      "Congratulations, gearless clown.",
      "Bravo, loser at gambling.",
      "You failed even against AFK rolls.",
      "Loot table laughs at you.",
      "Even bosses mock you now.",
      "Bravo, raid fashion reject.",
      "Loot RNG says uninstall.",
      "Denied loot, given shame.",
      "Pathetic RNG moment.",
      "Bravo, clown with nothing.",
      "Zero loot, zero pride.",
      "Loot ghosted you again.",
      "Bravo, loser forever.",
    },
    QuestCompleted = {
      "Quest complete? Congrats, professional errand boy.",
      "Wow, you killed ten boars. Heroic.",
      "Another fetch quest done. Truly legendary.",
      "Stormwind children do harder chores.",
      "Bravo, you clicked enough sparkly objects.",
      "That quest reward is pure trash.",
      "I’ve seen kobolds do better adventures.",
      "Your epic journey: deliver mail.",
      "Congratulations, you saved NPC #34.",
      "Quest complete, self-respect incomplete.",
      "Oh good, another bag full of garbage.",
      "NPCs still don’t care about you.",
      "Quest complete: clown level up.",
      "Pathetic chores disguised as glory.",
      "Bravo, local farmer approves.",
      "You’re the champion of… rats.",
      "Quest done, boredom not.",
      "Epic tale: picked ten herbs.",
      "This quest was AFK-tier.",
      "Congratulations, errand complete.",
      "Oh look, more useless gold.",
      "Quest giver claps ironically.",
      "That XP won’t fix your DPS.",
      "Quest NPC thinks you’re replaceable.",
      "Bravo, fetch clown.",
      "Your legacy: killing ten wolves.",
      "Another box delivered. Riveting.",
      "Quest complete, sarcasm achieved.",
      "Even murlocs laugh at this task.",
      "You’re basically a glorified courier.",
      "Quest done, embarrassment not.",
      "Pathetic progress logged.",
      "That quest reward screams vendor trash.",
      "Quest complete: loser edition.",
      "Oh look, you farmed boredom.",
      "Congratulations, clown champion.",
      "Your true class: delivery boy.",
      "Quest log emptier, shame heavier.",
      "You’re now exalted with mediocrity.",
      "Quest NPC won’t remember you.",
      "Bravo, side quest addict.",
      "Quest done, still tragic.",
      "Epic? More like errands.",
      "You fought chickens. Grats.",
      "That quest was comedy filler.",
      "Quest done, loot useless.",
      "Congratulations, world saver of rats.",
      "Even kobolds had more fun.",
      "Bravo, tragic adventurer.",
      "Your mount looks bored too.",
      "Quest complete, story cringe.",
      "You’re officially NPC-tier.",
      "Quest done, clown confirmed.",
      "Your loot glows, your soul doesn’t.",
      "Quest XP is pity points.",
      "Quest complete, sarcasm infinite.",
      "Oh good, more vendor trash.",
      "Your name now means ‘errand boy.’",
      "Quest giver mocked you after you left.",
      "Quest done, you’re still a clown.",
      "Bravo, quest spammer.",
      "Quest log cleared, pride destroyed.",
      "This quest was wasted effort.",
      "Congratulations, trash complete.",
      "Quest complete, dignity lost.",
      "Oh, you killed critters again.",
      "Quest done, cringe reward.",
      "Even Hogger laughs at you.",
      "Quest done, sarcasm grows.",
      "Your epic tale: pick apples.",
      "Bravo, true clown adventurer.",
      "Quest done, loot shameful.",
      "Oh, you’re still weak though.",
      "Quest complete, game laughs.",
      "NPCs gossip about your mediocrity.",
      "Quest logged, embarrassment doubled.",
      "Bravo, errand simulator.",
      "Quest finished, I still mock.",
      "Done. Sarcasm not.",
    },
    CraftingStarted = {
      "Oh look, you’re knitting again.",
      "Crafting? Professional time-waster.",
      "Congrats, local tailor simulator.",
      "Cooking more burnt fish? Hilarious.",
      "Wow, blacksmithing. So epic, so loud.",
      "Alchemy? Potions you’ll forget to drink.",
      "Enchanting trash gear again? Tragic.",
      "Crafting: the true clown class.",
      "Oh good, another useless toy.",
      "NPCs craft better than you.",
      "Bravo, vendor trash maker.",
      "Tailoring socks for kobolds?",
      "Leatherworking again? So smelly.",
      "You call this progress?",
      "Crafting animation: more exciting than you.",
      "Alchemy bubbles, brain empty.",
      "Congrats, you wasted mats.",
      "Your DPS doesn’t need more crafting.",
      "Cooking soup for clowns.",
      "Quest NPCs laugh at your effort.",
      "Stormwind kids craft faster.",
      "Your recipes are cringe.",
      "Oh look, you failed again.",
      "Crafting RNG mocks you.",
      "Congrats, clown artisan.",
      "Crafting more dust than results.",
      "Tailoring? Just cosplay trash.",
      "Even kobolds are better miners.",
      "Bravo, full-time crafter, part-time hero.",
      "Crafting noises are your theme song.",
      "Leather scraps smell tragic.",
      "Oh, disenchanting your dignity again.",
      "Crafting progress: clown unlocked.",
      "Cooking burnt bear steak? Pathetic.",
      "Even murlocs boil better fish.",
      "Crafting vendor trash, endless.",
      "Congratulations, clown crafter.",
      "More mats wasted, applause.",
      "Crafting complete? Still useless.",
      "Bravo, artisan embarrassment.",
      "Crafting simulator: your endgame.",
      "Tailoring cloaks for clowns.",
      "Blacksmithing noise hurts me.",
      "Alchemy makes poison, not skill.",
      "Congrats, potion hoarder.",
      "Crafting? Yawn.",
      "Cooking soup of shame.",
      "Stormwind beggars laugh harder.",
      "Crafting for hours, reward is trash.",
      "Bravo, crafting clown.",
      "Mats gone, regret stays.",
      "Crafting = clown career.",
      "Even Hogger bakes better bread.",
      "Your forge smells tragic.",
      "Bravo, artisan of mediocrity.",
      "Crafting is side quest hell.",
      "NPCs will vendor your junk.",
      "Congrats, artisan clown.",
      "Crafting noise > your DPS.",
      "Bravo, dust factory.",
      "More failures incoming.",
      "Crafting boredom logged.",
      "Congrats, waste of time.",
      "Cooking food no one eats.",
      "Tailoring rags again.",
      "Alchemy equals disappointment.",
      "Congrats, crafting clown forever.",
      "More mats wasted.",
      "Crafting equals nothing.",
      "Cooking trash soup.",
      "Bravo, crafting joke.",
      "Done? Still tragic.",
      "Crafting ended, shame logged.",
    },
    CraftingCompleted = {
      "Oh look, you made garbage.",
      "Crafting done, regret incoming.",
      "Congrats, trash artisan.",
      "Another useless trinket achieved.",
      "Bravo, dust creator.",
      "Cooking burnt steak again?",
      "NPCs won’t even buy that.",
      "Your recipes are comedy.",
      "Congrats, failed chef.",
      "Crafting done, skills not.",
      "Oh look, clown tailor finished.",
      "Leather scraps, tragic result.",
      "Alchemy failed upward.",
      "Enchanting dust machine logged.",
      "Congratulations, fashion clown.",
      "Even kobolds would laugh.",
      "Craft complete: embarrassment unlocked.",
      "Bravo, garbage ready.",
      "Vendor trash secured.",
      "Your time wasted gloriously.",
      "Cooking soup of shame finished.",
      "Quest NPCs pity you now.",
      "Pathetic craft, pathetic you.",
      "Bravo, clown blacksmith.",
      "Oh, another trash enchant.",
      "Stormwind beggars laugh harder.",
      "Your craft screams mediocrity.",
      "Bravo, clown tailor done.",
      "Cooking burnt bear meat. Tragic.",
      "Craft complete, still trash.",
      "Alchemy potion, instantly forgotten.",
      "Enchant useless gear again?",
      "Craft end, shame logged.",
      "Bravo, artisan of nothing.",
      "Cooking soup no one eats.",
      "Tailor rags again?",
      "Leather belt of embarrassment.",
      "Craft logged as tragic.",
      "Congrats, wasted mats.",
      "Another clown achievement.",
      "Oh look, you made dust.",
      "Crafting done, still no skill.",
      "Pathetic artisan moment.",
      "Cooking stew of losers.",
      "Craft reward: shame.",
      "Bravo, clown crafter logged.",
      "Your craft was AFK-tier.",
      "Crafting boredom done.",
      "Congrats, garbage stored.",
      "Even murlocs craft better.",
      "Craft complete, ridicule achieved.",
      "Bravo, artisan clown again.",
      "Cooking fish trash logged.",
      "Your mats died for nothing.",
      "Crafting simulator: you lost.",
      "Bravo, junk generated.",
      "Pathetic results incoming.",
      "Crafting done, loot shame.",
      "Your skill remains tragic.",
      "Bravo, clown artisan always.",
      "Craft end = regret start.",
      "Cooking soup, still trash.",
      "Craft logged: comedy.",
      "Bravo, clown blacksmith again.",
      "Another useless potion.",
      "Even Hogger bakes better.",
      "Crafting embarrassment done.",
      "Bravo, clown tailor again.",
      "Leather rags for kobolds.",
      "Crafted dust of shame.",
      "Congrats, nothing achieved.",
      "Bravo, artisan loser.",
      "Cooking ash again.",
      "Pathetic craft final.",
      "Craft complete, clown forever.",
      "Done. Still tragic.",
    },
    SpellCastMajor = {
      "Big cast? Try not to whiff it.",
      "Chaos Bolt time—don’t potato it.",
      "Infernal? Finally, something interesting.",
      "Press cooldowns, pray for parses.",
      "Try not to cast while moving, clown.",
      "Tyrant window—please don’t blink wrong.",
      "Shadowfury? Stun their dignity too.",
      "Dark Pact? Protecting your paper ego.",
      "Unending Resolve: training wheels on.",
      "Ritual of Summoning—mail-order friends.",
      "Havoc? Duplicate failure efficiently.",
      "Cataclysm? Your personality could use one.",
      "Nether Portal: doorway to more excuses.",
      "Time Warp? Warp your skill first.",
      "Bloodlust? You mean blood-mess.",
      "Soul Rot? Fitting.",
      "Demons aligned, brain misaligned.",
      "Use trinkets, not tears.",
      "Pre-cast? Pre-cringe.",
      "There goes the GCD parade.",
      "Nice macro. Shame about the pilot.",
      "Big green fire, tiny gray brain.",
      "Line up CDs, line up disappointments.",
      "Boss says ‘ow,’ meter says ‘meh.’",
      "You pressed everything—achievement unlocked: panic.",
      "Spell queue full, thought queue empty.",
      "Pretty particles hiding ugly mistakes.",
      "Add phase? Add more failure.",
      "You aimed? Bold of you.",
      "Havoc on that? Comedy.",
      "Chaos Bolt without crits: modern art.",
      "Tyrant: he’s ashamed too.",
      "Grip aggro with your face again.",
      "Shadowfury on CC’d targets—chef’s kiss.",
      "Infernal landed; brain took off.",
      "Pre-pot? Post-regret.",
      "You stacked procs, not talent.",
      "There goes the parse… south.",
      "At least it looked shiny.",
      "Your rotation is a rumor.",
      "Big cast, small impact.",
      "Target LOS? Of course not.",
      "Channel interrupted by bravery (panic).",
      "Haste high, standards low.",
      "Procs up, expectations down.",
      "Fake-casting your own confidence.",
      "Stop keyboard turning mid-burst.",
      "Nice opener; pity about the rest.",
      "Cooldowns aligned, neurons misaligned.",
      "Spell complete. Dignity not.",
    },
    GatheringHerb = {
      "Picking flowers again? Heroic.",
      "You’re basically a florist with fire.",
      "Warlock, bane of bouquets.",
      "Epic quest: gather daisies.",
      "Oh look, Stormwind grandma approves.",
      "Herb nodes: your endgame.",
      "Cooking soup with weeds?",
      "Flowers won’t fix your DPS.",
      "Gather faster, florist clown.",
      "So mighty… so botany.",
      "Your demonic army reduced to gardening.",
      "Pick more weeds, loser.",
      "NPCs thank you for lawn care.",
      "Gathering herbs > saving Azeroth.",
      "Alchemy mats? Alchemy regrets.",
      "Another tulip, another shame.",
      "Gathering as if you’re useful.",
      "Herbs smell better than you.",
      "Bravo, errand boy for alchemists.",
      "Weeds, weeds everywhere.",
      "Warlocks don’t pick flowers… you do.",
      "Gathered regret logged.",
      "Your class fantasy: herbal clown.",
      "Even kobolds guard candles better.",
      "Pick weeds, lose respect.",
      "Herbalism: peak gameplay.",
      "Quest complete: florist expansion.",
      "Flowers > flames, apparently.",
      "Gather faster, farmer.",
      "You’re basically a garden gnome.",
      "This is clown gardening simulator.",
      "Alchemy won’t save you.",
      "Weeds > world ending.",
      "Bravo, demonic florist.",
      "Flowers for vendor trash.",
      "NPC botanist approves ironically.",
      "Gathering herbs? Truly epic.",
      "Botany logged, shame doubled.",
      "You bend, Azeroth laughs.",
      "Herbs taste like regret.",
      "Bravo, clown gardener.",
      "Flowers won’t fix parses.",
      "Gather more daisies.",
      "Weeds collected, respect lost.",
      "You’re now exalted with weeds.",
      "Herb sniffed, ego shrunk.",
      "Pick plants, clown.",
      "Gather logged: pathetic.",
      "Your DPS smells floral.",
      "Congratulations, herbal clown.",
    },
    GatheringMine = {
      "Oh good, more rocks.",
      "Epic quest: hit stone.",
      "Warlock or dwarf cosplay?",
      "Pickaxe DPS > your DPS.",
      "Wow, mining simulator online.",
      "Your class fantasy is geology.",
      "Bravo, ore clown.",
      "Stormwind masons laugh at you.",
      "Rocks won’t fix parses.",
      "Oh look, shinies. Useless shinies.",
      "You mine like a kobold.",
      "Don’t forget your candle!",
      "Your pickaxe hits harder than you.",
      "Ore nodes > boss mechanics.",
      "Mining: peak clown gameplay.",
      "Bravo, stonemason loser.",
      "Ore gathered, respect lost.",
      "Mining regret logged.",
      "Rocks > raid.",
      "Warlock fantasy: pebbles.",
      "You bent for rocks. Tragic.",
      "Kobolds make fun of you.",
      "Epic loot: gray rock.",
      "Vendor trash incoming.",
      "Your hands are dirtier than your soul.",
      "Bravo, stone clown.",
      "Pickaxe > spellbook.",
      "Mining more exciting than your DPS.",
      "Ore dust > Chaos Bolt.",
      "Rock nodes > raid loot.",
      "Congratulations, geology clown.",
      "You dig like an NPC.",
      "Mining boredom achieved.",
      "Bravo, pickaxe hero.",
      "Even kobolds strike cleaner.",
      "Your ores fuel disappointment.",
      "Rocks mined, respect declined.",
      "Stone collector simulator.",
      "Pickaxe noises > your rotation.",
      "Bravo, clown geologist.",
      "Ore bag full, soul empty.",
      "Another rock, another shame.",
      "Mining logged: tragic.",
      "You bend, Azeroth laughs.",
      "Gravel > glory.",
      "Even dwarves pity you.",
      "Your pickaxe is sarcastic too.",
      "Bravo, clown miner.",
      "Congratulations, stoner.",
      "Done? Still tragic.",
    },
    FishingStarted = {
      "Fishing? Peak clown content.",
      "Rod DPS > your DPS.",
      "Wow, water simulator online.",
      "Epic loot: soggy boots.",
      "Oh look, you caught boredom.",
      "Fishing log: regret logged.",
      "Kobolds fish faster.",
      "Murlocs laugh at you now.",
      "Your soul smells like wet socks.",
      "Bravo, fisher-clown.",
      "Fishing pole > Chaos Bolt.",
      "Another day, another worm wasted.",
      "RNG: trash fish, trash warlock.",
      "Stormwind kids fish better.",
      "Congrats, bait master.",
      "Fishing is your true endgame.",
      "Splash! There goes your dignity.",
      "Oh good, a gray fish.",
      "You fish like an AFK bot.",
      "Fishing > raiding, apparently.",
      "Your rod is your legacy.",
      "Bravo, clown fisherman.",
      "NPCs pity you with free bread.",
      "Fishing logged: tragic.",
      "Reel in more shame.",
      "Fish won, you lost.",
      "Cooking trash incoming.",
      "Your bobber has more patience than you.",
      "Bravo, water clown.",
      "Fish: 1, Warlock: 0.",
      "Epic battle: algae.",
      "Your class fantasy: fish vendor.",
      "Fishing results smell like failure.",
      "Congrats, bait clown.",
      "Rod broke, dignity too.",
      "Fishing boredom achieved.",
      "Murlocs > your fishing skill.",
      "You bent for minnows.",
      "Fishing logged, regret doubled.",
      "Bravo, clown angler.",
      "Your rod shines brighter than you.",
      "Another wet shoe. Legendary.",
      "Fishing is comedy filler.",
      "You reeled in nothing. Perfect.",
      "NPC fisherman > you.",
      "Bravo, bait hero.",
      "Fishing ended, shame stayed.",
      "Done? Still tragic.",
    },
    FishingCatch = {
      "Wow, a fish. Groundbreaking.",
      "Gray fish, gray talent.",
      "Epic catch: soggy boot.",
      "Oh look, sushi disappointment.",
      "Fishing success? RNG mistake.",
      "Congrats, fish vendor clown.",
      "That fish crit harder than you.",
      "Boot DPS > your DPS.",
      "You reeled in mediocrity.",
      "Stormwind kids clap ironically.",
      "Bravo, bait clown.",
      "Fishing log: shame updated.",
      "You caught algae, not glory.",
      "NPC fishermen pity you now.",
      "Your fish smells like regret.",
      "Cooking trash unlocked.",
      "Murlocs envy your failure.",
      "You bent for minnows again.",
      "Another fish, another shame.",
      "Bravo, clown angler.",
      "Caught fish > caught respect.",
      "This is your legacy: wet socks.",
      "Fishing results = comedy.",
      "Quest reward: stinky trout.",
      "Warlock fantasy: fish merchant.",
      "Congrats, sushi clown.",
      "RNG gave pity fish.",
      "Epic loot: algae.",
      "Vendor trash reeled in.",
      "Fishing logged: tragic again.",
      "You fish better than you raid.",
      "Grats, bait loser.",
      "Your bobber is more heroic.",
      "Another carp of disappointment.",
      "You caught shame in a net.",
      "Bravo, fishing clown.",
      "Cooking failure incoming.",
      "Fish caught, respect lost.",
      "Fishing result smells like failure.",
      "Your rod moans, not you.",
      "Legendary drop: seaweed.",
      "Bravo, clown fisherman.",
      "Done fishing, still tragic.",
      "Reeled in another nothing.",
      "Wet sock achievement unlocked.",
      "Your legacy is soggy.",
      "Fishing clown forever.",
      "Congrats, fish merchant.",
      "NPCs laugh harder now.",
      "End logged: wet shame.",
    },
    GatheringSkin = {
      "Ah yes, fashion by corpse.",
      "Peel faster, butcher clown.",
      "Skinning simulator: peak gameplay.",
      "Another pelt, another shame.",
      "Oh good, more leather scraps.",
      "Your loot table is embarrassment.",
      "Skinning wolves? Epic hero arc.",
      "Murlocs skin cleaner than you.",
      "Your knife DPS > your Chaos Bolt.",
      "Stormwind tanners laugh at you.",
      "Skinning logged: tragic.",
      "Congrats, tailor clown.",
      "Leather scraps for vendor trash.",
      "Warlock fantasy: budget butcher.",
      "You bend over corpses. Classy.",
      "Skinning regret collected.",
      "Epic loot: bloody fur.",
      "NPCs pity your hobby.",
      "You peel shame, not hides.",
      "Bravo, clown skinner.",
      "Corpse bending again? Tragic.",
      "Skin smells like failure.",
      "Congratulations, butcher clown.",
      "Your knife shines brighter than you.",
      "Vendor trash crafting incoming.",
      "Leatherworking? More like loserworking.",
      "Bravo, skinner of shame.",
      "Skinning wolves won’t save parses.",
      "Kobolds treat hides better.",
      "Quest reward: bloody scraps.",
      "Another pelt, another clown moment.",
      "Leather cut, dignity cut.",
      "You flay faster than you DPS.",
      "Bravo, clown butcher.",
      "NPC hunters pity you.",
      "Hide peeled, respect gone.",
      "Stormwind chefs look away.",
      "Bravo, corpse clown.",
      "Skinning achieved: regret stacked.",
      "Your hands smell worse now.",
      "Pelt bag full, soul empty.",
      "Epic loot: wet fur.",
      "Leather trash complete.",
      "Congratulations, clown tailor.",
      "Skinning clown logged.",
      "Done peeling? Still tragic.",
      "Another beast stripped of dignity.",
      "Craft mats = your only pride.",
      "Bravo, hide clown.",
      "End: bloody shame.",
    },
    GatheringLootChest = {
      "Chest opened, disappointment inside.",
      "Wow, vendor trash jackpot!",
      "Epic chest: full of shame.",
      "Oh look, gray boots again.",
      "Chest RNG hates you personally.",
      "You loot like a kobold.",
      "Congratulations, clown chest-opener.",
      "That chest crit harder than you.",
      "Treasure? More like trash.",
      "Epic moment: soggy bread.",
      "Loot box simulator online.",
      "Your legacy is broken locks.",
      "Bravo, chest clown.",
      "Nothing useful, as usual.",
      "NPC beggars laugh harder.",
      "Chest opened: regret secured.",
      "Trash chest, trash warlock.",
      "Epic loot: broken candle.",
      "Congratulations, vendor hero.",
      "You got less than a kobold.",
      "Stormwind kids loot better.",
      "Chest RNG = zero luck.",
      "Bravo, clown looter.",
      "You loot disappointment perfectly.",
      "Another chest, another shame.",
      "Your DPS is in there, missing.",
      "Oh, look—wet cheese!",
      "Chest result: pathetic.",
      "You looted shame, not treasure.",
      "Grats, vendor trash collector.",
      "Epic chest of regrets.",
      "Chest logged: tragic.",
      "Clown moment achieved again.",
      "Your reward smells like failure.",
      "Murlocs loot better than you.",
      "Nothing epic, just like you.",
      "Bravo, chest clown forever.",
      "Even kobolds guard better loot.",
      "Congrats, loser of RNG.",
      "Chest loot = comedy gold.",
      "Empty chest, full shame.",
      "Your RNG died first.",
      "Epic fail chest opened.",
      "Looting logged: pathetic.",
      "Another chest, another nothing.",
      "Bravo, clown opener.",
      "Treasure hunter? Joke hunter.",
      "Chest reward: regret.",
      "Done looting, still tragic.",
    },
    GatheringQuestItem = {
      "Quest item? More like trash.",
      "Oh great, another rat tail.",
      "Epic quest: pick mushrooms.",
      "Quest log: shame updated.",
      "You’re basically an errand boy.",
      "Stormwind kids fetch better.",
      "Wow, vendor trash hero.",
      "Another quest, another clown moment.",
      "Grats, garbage collector.",
      "Quest loot smells like failure.",
      "You bend for scraps again.",
      "Epic loot: dirty feather.",
      "Cooking trash secured.",
      "Questgiver laughs behind your back.",
      "Warlock fantasy: errand clown.",
      "Another wolf paw, another regret.",
      "You’re the hero of delivery.",
      "Bravo, fetch quest champion.",
      "Quest item collected: dignity lost.",
      "Epic quest of embarrassment.",
      "Your loot table is comedy.",
      "Stormwind farmers pity you.",
      "Quest clown forever.",
      "Your bag smells like garbage.",
      "Grats, fetch clown.",
      "Another bone, another shame.",
      "Quest reward: boredom.",
      "NPCs laugh harder now.",
      "Vendor trash hoarded.",
      "Quest item = tragedy.",
      "You bend; Azeroth laughs.",
      "Quest hero? More like janitor.",
      "RNG gave you pity item.",
      "Quest trash complete.",
      "Clown moment logged.",
      "Even kobolds do better.",
      "Quest reward smells like failure.",
      "Another feather, another clown.",
      "Congrats, item clown.",
      "Quest item = comedy gold.",
      "Empty bag, full shame.",
      "Questing is your legacy.",
      "Bravo, fetch clown forever.",
      "Quest logged: tragic again.",
      "Another quest, another nothing.",
      "Grats, delivery clown.",
      "Quest giver thinks you’re pathetic.",
      "Quest trash smells bad.",
      "End: shame secured.",
      "Done? Still tragic.",
    },
    OpeningCorpseLoot = {
      "Corpse loot: peak heroism.",
      "Oh good, pockets full of trash.",
      "Congratulations, you robbed a skeleton.",
      "Epic loot: soggy bread again.",
      "Stormwind guards laugh at grave robbers.",
      "You loot slower than you DPS.",
      "Warlock fantasy: budget thief.",
      "Bravo, clown pickpocket.",
      "Corpse looted, respect buried.",
      "Epic quest: steal from the dead.",
      "Oh, vendor trash jackpot.",
      "Your class fantasy smells like rot.",
      "NPC beggars envy your finds.",
      "Congratulations, clown undertaker.",
      "Looting regret logged.",
      "Another corpse, another shame.",
      "Your hands dirtier than your soul.",
      "Trash loot: achievement unlocked.",
      "Even kobolds loot better.",
      "You loot skeletons, not bosses.",
      "Bravo, corpse clown.",
      "Epic loot: moldy apple.",
      "Questgiver doesn’t care about this.",
      "Your loot smells like tragedy.",
      "Another empty pocket. Fitting.",
      "Corpse loot = zero glory.",
      "Bravo, undertaker clown.",
      "You rob corpses with pride?",
      "Your RNG died too.",
      "Looting logged: tragic.",
      "Another grave robbed.",
      "Vendor trash secured.",
      "Bravo, looter of shame.",
      "You loot shame perfectly.",
      "Epic corpse, pathetic loot.",
      "Quest reward: disappointment.",
      "Looting bones, losing dignity.",
      "Bravo, grave clown.",
      "Even murlocs drop better.",
      "Corpse pockets empty, like you.",
      "Loot RNG hates you.",
      "Your corpse loot = comedy.",
      "Grats, grave picker.",
      "Bravo, skeleton clown.",
      "Corpse loot logged.",
      "Another nothing in your bag.",
      "Clown undertaker confirmed.",
      "Loot corpse, lose respect.",
      "End logged: shame secured.",
      "Done looting? Still tragic.",
    },
    RepairingGear = {
      "Fixing gear again? Maybe fix your DPS first.",
      "Oh look, your pants broke—like your parse.",
      "Epic loot: duct tape.",
      "Repair bill higher than your IQ.",
      "Congratulations, clown wallet.",
      "Gear durability = your dignity.",
      "You die, you pay. Classic.",
      "Armor breaks faster than your rotation.",
      "Bravo, gear clown.",
      "NPC blacksmith pities you.",
      "Repair log: tragic.",
      "Stormwind guards laugh harder.",
      "You’re funding this town alone.",
      "Repairing trash loot too?",
      "Another repair, another shame.",
      "Vendor loves your failures.",
      "Warlock fantasy: gold sink.",
      "Grats, clown spender.",
      "Your shoulders shine, not your skills.",
      "Epic repair of epic failure.",
      "You pay, you clown.",
      "Repairing is your true endgame.",
      "Your gear dies first, always.",
      "Bravo, broken hero.",
      "Repair NPC richer than you.",
      "Oh good, rent’s paid again.",
      "Armor breaks, pride breaks harder.",
      "You are the blacksmith’s pension.",
      "Repair log: another clown tax.",
      "Congratulations, wallet clown.",
      "Your repair costs crit higher.",
      "Bag full of trash, purse empty.",
      "Bravo, clown client.",
      "Repair complete, shame remains.",
      "Broken boots, broken soul.",
      "NPC laughs louder.",
      "Repair RNG hates you.",
      "Another death, another bill.",
      "Repair: your raid legacy.",
      "Armor cries when you wear it.",
      "Vendor says thank you, clown.",
      "Your gold melts into repairs.",
      "Epic failure fee paid.",
      "Bravo, clown spender forever.",
      "NPC family lives off your wipes.",
      "Repairs logged: tragic again.",
      "Another repair, no respect.",
      "You fund blacksmith expansions.",
      "Done fixing? Still broken.",
    },
    UsingVendor = {
      "Selling trash again? Perfect fit.",
      "Oh look, your DPS is in the vendor tab.",
      "Buying bread, warlock? Heroic.",
      "Congrats, clown shopper.",
      "Epic loot exchange: trash for less gold.",
      "Stormwind kids haggle better.",
      "Vendor laughs at your face.",
      "You fund every NPC retirement plan.",
      "Grats, clown customer.",
      "Another day, another trash sale.",
      "Your legacy is gray items.",
      "Vendor trash: your true specialization.",
      "Congrats, shop clown.",
      "Epic buy: more shame.",
      "NPCs pity your wallet.",
      "Vendor logged: tragic.",
      "Oh look, cheese for a hero.",
      "You’re the reason vendors smile.",
      "Bravo, customer clown.",
      "Trash sold, dignity gone.",
      "Buying water like a mage wannabe.",
      "Epic purchase: soggy bread.",
      "Vendor gold sink: your legacy.",
      "Bravo, vendor clown.",
      "Even kobolds sell better.",
      "NPC vendor richer than you.",
      "Your wallet dies first.",
      "Stormwind shopkeepers laugh harder.",
      "Congrats, trash buyer.",
      "Vendor love = your shame.",
      "Your DPS is sold too.",
      "Shopping logged: comedy gold.",
      "NPCs clap ironically.",
      "Bravo, clown spender.",
      "Vendor RNG hates you.",
      "Trash bought, regret stored.",
      "Oh look, gray boots again.",
      "You’re a walking gold sink.",
      "Grats, shop clown forever.",
      "Vendor says thanks, loser.",
      "Epic purchase of trash.",
      "Wallet empty, soul empty.",
      "Congratulations, clown buyer.",
      "Vendor log updated: tragic.",
      "You sell shame perfectly.",
      "NPC family rich from you.",
      "Another gray sold, another shame.",
      "Done shopping? Still tragic.",
      "Bravo, clown merchant.",
      "End: regret purchased.",
    },
    EatingDrinking = {
      "Oh look, fine dining: stale bread.",
      "Epic regen: soggy water.",
      "Mage food? That’s your high cuisine?",
      "Congrats, clown gourmet.",
      "Another feast of mediocrity.",
      "Your DPS won’t digest better.",
      "Bread DPS > your DPS.",
      "Stormwind orphans eat better.",
      "Warlock fantasy: snack clown.",
      "Bravo, culinary loser.",
      "Epic loot: wet cheese.",
      "Eating logged: tragic.",
      "Oh good, conjured carbs.",
      "Your soul smells like cheap wine.",
      "Bravo, drink clown.",
      "NPC taverns pity you.",
      "Another sip, another shame.",
      "Vendor bread = your legacy.",
      "Mage laughs behind your back.",
      "Congrats, food clown.",
      "You chew regret loudly.",
      "Another biscuit, another tragedy.",
      "Epic regen of epic shame.",
      "Bravo, snack clown forever.",
      "Your stomach louder than your parse.",
      "Eating log updated: pathetic.",
      "Orc grunts feast better.",
      "NPC chef says thank you, clown.",
      "Vendor loves your weak taste.",
      "You bend for snacks, tragic.",
      "Drinking water = peak heroism.",
      "Your cup holds more talent than you.",
      "Epic sip: shame restored.",
      "Your appetite outparses your DPS.",
      "Eating simulator: clown edition.",
      "Food crits harder than you.",
      "Another sip, another clown moment.",
      "Congrats, dinner clown.",
      "Epic feast: soggy bread again.",
      "Done eating? Still tragic.",
      "Vendor sells your shame.",
      "You chew with mediocrity.",
      "Drinking regret, not wine.",
      "Food log = comedy.",
      "NPC beggars envy less.",
      "You’re the tavern’s clown.",
      "Bravo, snack clown.",
      "Chewing logged: tragic.",
      "Another sip, another shame.",
      "End: culinary disaster.",
    },
    CookingStarted = {
      "Oh great, chef clown is back.",
      "Epic recipe: burnt disappointment.",
      "Your DPS won’t improve with soup.",
      "Cooking log: tragic.",
      "Bravo, stove clown.",
      "You burn food better than you raid.",
      "Stormwind kids cook cleaner.",
      "Epic loot: gray stew.",
      "Congratulations, clown chef.",
      "NPCs pity your cuisine.",
      "Cooking smells worse than your DPS.",
      "Questgiver didn’t ask for this slop.",
      "Your legacy is burnt bread.",
      "Vendor food tastes better.",
      "Murlocs cook finer feasts.",
      "Another fire, another shame.",
      "Congrats, culinary clown.",
      "Cooking trash: achievement unlocked.",
      "Your recipe = regret.",
      "NPC taverns laugh harder.",
      "Epic dish of epic failure.",
      "Clown chef forever.",
      "Burnt stew = your soul.",
      "Grats, recipe clown.",
      "Cooking logged: comedy gold.",
      "Even kobolds bake better.",
      "Your food is gray loot.",
      "Quest reward: indigestion.",
      "Bravo, snack clown.",
      "Cooking another shame stew.",
      "Vendor won’t buy this slop.",
      "Oh look, grilled tragedy.",
      "Congratulations, fire clown.",
      "Another recipe, another shame.",
      "Cooking is your wipe mechanic.",
      "Your food crits for boredom.",
      "Epic soup of mediocrity.",
      "You bend for spices, tragic.",
      "Cooking logged: pathetic.",
      "NPC chef richer than you.",
      "Bravo, kitchen clown.",
      "Your dish smells like failure.",
      "Grats, feast clown.",
      "Cooking regrets stacked.",
      "You feast shame perfectly.",
      "Epic stew = comic relief.",
      "Done cooking? Still tragic.",
      "Food log: disgrace.",
      "Bravo, clown cook forever.",
      "End: burnt shame.",
    },
    InnResting = {
      "Oh great, nap clown mode engaged.",
      "Epic rest: sitting in a chair.",
      "Stormwind beds itch worse than your DPS.",
      "Congratulations, inn clown.",
      "You AFK better than you raid.",
      "Innkeeper logs: tragic guest.",
      "NPC laughs as you drool.",
      "Rest XP won’t fix your talent.",
      "Bravo, sleep clown.",
      "Epic loot: one pillow.",
      "Resting log: boredom.",
      "Your legacy: idle hero.",
      "Another nap, another shame.",
      "Vendor sells more action.",
      "Sleeping logged: pathetic.",
      "Inn tax: you.",
      "Stormwind kids snore braver.",
      "Bravo, AFK clown.",
      "Innkeeper rich off you.",
      "Your DPS is still asleep.",
      "Nap time = comedy gold.",
      "Bravo, inn clown forever.",
      "Grats, pillow pet.",
      "Inn smells like your failures.",
      "Epic AFK of epic shame.",
      "Quest reward: nap.",
      "Murlocs sleep with more grace.",
      "Bravo, dream clown.",
      "Sleeping simulator unlocked.",
      "Innkeeper claps ironically.",
      "Congratulations, idle clown.",
      "Your sleep crits harder than you.",
      "Nap clown legacy updated.",
      "Inn beds cheaper than you.",
      "NPCs pity your dreams.",
      "Bravo, sleep clown logged.",
      "Epic snore heard.",
      "Done resting? Still tragic.",
      "Nap log final: pathetic.",
      "Another sleep, no skill.",
      "Bravo, inn fool.",
      "Vendor sells pillows better.",
      "Questgiver laughs at nap hero.",
      "Inn record: tragedy.",
      "Your rest = wasted time.",
      "Bravo, inn clown eternal.",
      "Sleep mode off, still bad.",
      "End logged: nap shame.",
    },
    TrainingClass = {
      "Oh good, more gold wasted on spells you’ll miscast.",
      "Epic training: learning how to fail better.",
      "Your rotation needs divine intervention, not a trainer.",
      "Stormwind toddlers cast cleaner than you.",
      "Congrats, clown student.",
      "Epic purchase: disappointment rank two.",
      "Trainer logs: tragic pupil.",
      "Another spell, another clown moment.",
      "Vendor trash skills unlocked.",
      "Your spellbook smells like failure.",
      "Grats, clown apprentice.",
      "Trainer laughs behind your back.",
      "Epic lesson: mediocrity.",
      "Another gold sink, another shame.",
      "You study like a kobold.",
      "Bravo, classroom clown.",
      "Your DPS won’t improve here.",
      "Questgiver doesn’t care about new spells.",
      "Trainer richer, you poorer.",
      "Epic skill: wasting gold.",
      "Congratulations, clown student forever.",
      "Your lessons crit for boredom.",
      "Even murlocs learn faster.",
      "Bravo, apprentice clown.",
      "Spell training = tragic comedy.",
      "NPC toddlers pity you.",
      "Trainer’s kids thank you for tuition.",
      "Your skill tree is withered.",
      "Gold spent, talent wasted.",
      "Training logged: pathetic.",
      "Epic spellbook of shame.",
      "Grats, spell clown.",
      "Trainer’s pension secured by you.",
      "Your DPS still asleep.",
      "Bravo, clown caster.",
      "Epic spell rank: regret.",
      "Training another shame skill.",
      "Your mana burns in vain.",
      "Grats, book clown.",
      "Trainer claps ironically.",
      "Epic lesson: trash.",
      "End: student shame.",
      "Done learning? Still tragic.",
      "Bravo, gold sink clown.",
      "Your spells crit for comedy.",
      "Training log final: clown.",
      "Epic pupil of mediocrity.",
      "Stormwind school rejects you.",
      "Bravo, training clown eternal.",
      "End noted: tragic apprentice.",
    },
    BankUsed = {
      "Oh, look, the clown vault.",
      "Epic stash: 400 gray items.",
      "Your bank smells like regret.",
      "Congratulations, hoarder clown.",
      "Another tab, another shame.",
      "Bank log: tragic.",
      "Stormwind rats live cleaner.",
      "Epic loot: dusty herbs.",
      "Grats, bank clown.",
      "You hoard mediocrity perfectly.",
      "Your bank is comedy gold.",
      "Murlocs keep better treasures.",
      "Bravo, clown collector.",
      "NPC bankers pity you.",
      "Epic storage of trash.",
      "Your soul smells like mothballs.",
      "Bank bag = shame container.",
      "Congratulations, clown archivist.",
      "Another slot, another tragedy.",
      "Your legacy: dusty vendor trash.",
      "Bank log updated: pathetic.",
      "You store gray like epics.",
      "Bravo, vault clown.",
      "Quest items rot in there too.",
      "Banker richer than you.",
      "Your DPS is stored somewhere, lost.",
      "Epic deposit: soggy bread.",
      "You stash embarrassment well.",
      "Stormwind kids laugh harder.",
      "Congratulations, clown treasurer.",
      "Bank tabs = gold sink.",
      "Another deposit, another shame.",
      "Grats, trash hoarder.",
      "Bank smells like failure.",
      "You saved regret.",
      "Bank clown forever.",
      "NPC banker writes 'loser'.",
      "Epic vault of mediocrity.",
      "Done banking? Still tragic.",
      "Your bank crits boredom.",
      "Congratulations, clown hoarder eternal.",
      "Bank log final: disgrace.",
      "Questgiver doesn’t need your stash.",
      "Vendor trash preserved forever.",
      "Bravo, bank clown.",
      "Epic withdrawal: shame.",
      "Your vault is comedy relief.",
      "Stormwind bankers thank you.",
      "Bank deposit: clown edition.",
      "End noted: tragic storage.",
    },
    MailboxUsed = {
      "Oh, the clown post office.",
      "Epic letter: more bills.",
      "Your mail smells like failure.",
      "Congratulations, stamp clown.",
      "Another empty inbox, another shame.",
      "Mail log: tragic.",
      "Stormwind pigeons laugh at you.",
      "Epic parcel: soggy bread again.",
      "Grats, mailbox clown.",
      "You send mediocrity well.",
      "Your letters crit for boredom.",
      "Murlocs deliver faster.",
      "Bravo, clown postman.",
      "NPC postmaster pities you.",
      "Epic stamp of mediocrity.",
      "Your soul smells like junk mail.",
      "Mailbox stuffed with trash.",
      "Congratulations, letter clown.",
      "Another draft, another tragedy.",
      "Your legacy: unpaid postage.",
      "Mail log updated: pathetic.",
      "You’re the spam king of Azeroth.",
      "Bravo, envelope clown.",
      "Questgiver doesn’t need your letters.",
      "Mailbox richer than you.",
      "Your DPS is lost in transit.",
      "Epic attachment: gray loot.",
      "You mail embarrassment perfectly.",
      "Stormwind kids write cleaner.",
      "Congratulations, clown courier.",
      "Mailbox tabs = comedy.",
      "Another letter, another shame.",
      "Grats, junk mail hoarder.",
      "Your inbox smells like regret.",
      "Mail preserved: tragic.",
      "Mailbox clown forever.",
      "NPC carrier laughs at you.",
      "Epic postage of mediocrity.",
      "Done mailing? Still tragic.",
      "Your letter crits boredom.",
      "Congratulations, clown sender eternal.",
      "Mailbox log final: disgrace.",
      "Questgiver laughs at your penmanship.",
      "Vendor won’t buy your stamps.",
      "Bravo, envelope clown.",
      "Epic withdrawal: more junk.",
      "Your mailbox is comedy relief.",
      "Stormwind post office thanks you.",
      "Mail sent: clown edition.",
      "End noted: tragic postman.",
    },
    AuctionHouseUsed = {
      "Oh look, clown trader mode.",
      "Epic bid: gray pants.",
      "Your auction smells like failure.",
      "Congratulations, gold clown.",
      "Another bid lost, another shame.",
      "AH log: tragic.",
      "Stormwind rats flip items better.",
      "Epic listing: soggy bread again.",
      "Grats, auction clown.",
      "Your sales crit for boredom.",
      "Even kobolds outbid you.",
      "Bravo, clown broker.",
      "NPC auctioneer pities you.",
      "Epic gamble of mediocrity.",
      "Your soul smells like overpriced junk.",
      "Auction bags = shame container.",
      "Congratulations, clown merchant.",
      "Another undercut, another tragedy.",
      "Your legacy: failed listings.",
      "Auction log updated: pathetic.",
      "You’re the spam king of trade chat.",
      "Bravo, listing clown.",
      "Questgiver doesn’t care about your deals.",
      "Auctioneer richer than you.",
      "Your DPS is worth 2 copper.",
      "Epic auction: dirt cheap tragedy.",
      "You sell embarrassment well.",
      "Stormwind kids flip cleaner.",
      "Congratulations, clown investor.",
      "Auction tabs = comedy.",
      "Another buyout, another shame.",
      "Grats, trade clown.",
      "Your mailbox will be empty.",
      "Auction preserved: tragic.",
      "Broker clown forever.",
      "NPC bidder laughs at you.",
      "Epic AH of mediocrity.",
      "Done trading? Still tragic.",
      "Your auction crits boredom.",
      "Congratulations, clown speculator eternal.",
      "Auction log final: disgrace.",
      "Questgiver doesn’t want your junk.",
      "Vendor trash sells faster.",
      "Bravo, market clown.",
      "Epic withdrawal: shame.",
      "Your AH tab is comedy relief.",
      "Stormwind economy thanks you.",
      "Auction posted: clown edition.",
      "End noted: tragic seller.",
    },
    TransmogUsed = {
      "Oh, fashion clown returns.",
      "Epic outfit: still bad DPS.",
      "Your look crits boredom.",
      "Congratulations, wardrobe clown.",
      "Stormwind jesters dress better.",
      "Epic set: dumpster chic.",
      "Transmog log: tragic.",
      "NPC guards laugh louder.",
      "Grats, clown model.",
      "You wear shame perfectly.",
      "Epic mog: still trash.",
      "Bravo, catwalk clown.",
      "Your soul smells like cheap dye.",
      "Another gold sink, another shame.",
      "Wardrobe of regret opened.",
      "Your mog screams 'vendor trash'.",
      "Congratulations, clown stylist.",
      "Epic appearance, pathetic parse.",
      "Questgiver won’t care about your boots.",
      "Bravo, mog clown.",
      "You strut mediocrity well.",
      "Transmog log updated: pathetic.",
      "Stormwind kids cosplay cleaner.",
      "Your mog costs more than your brain.",
      "Epic dye of mediocrity.",
      "Grats, clown designer.",
      "Another outfit, same shame.",
      "Bravo, mog clown forever.",
      "Your look won’t fix your wipes.",
      "NPC tailor richer than you.",
      "Epic robe: boring edition.",
      "Transmog log: comedy.",
      "You cosplay failure perfectly.",
      "Bravo, clown mannequin.",
      "Quest reward: fashion disaster.",
      "Your DPS is not in style.",
      "Epic mog of regret.",
      "Done styling? Still tragic.",
      "Congratulations, mog clown eternal.",
      "Tailor’s kids thank you.",
      "Another dye, another shame.",
      "Grats, fashion clown.",
      "Wardrobe log: disgrace.",
      "Your mog screams tragedy.",
      "Bravo, transmog clown.",
      "Epic hat, tragic player.",
      "End noted: runway shame.",
    },
    FlightPathTaken = {
      "Oh great, clown airline engaged.",
      "Epic mount: rental pigeon.",
      "Your griffon smells like regret.",
      "Congratulations, flight clown.",
      "Stormwind birds laugh harder.",
      "Epic route: scenic boredom.",
      "Flight log: tragic.",
      "NPC pilot pities you.",
      "Grats, pigeon clown.",
      "You ride shame perfectly.",
      "Epic travel: AFK adventure.",
      "Bravo, sky clown.",
      "Your wings crit boredom.",
      "Another gold sink, another shame.",
      "Questgiver didn’t ask for a nap.",
      "Your legacy: bird taxi.",
      "Congratulations, clown passenger.",
      "Epic flight, zero talent.",
      "Mail arrives faster than you.",
      "Bravo, flight clown forever.",
      "You soar mediocrity well.",
      "Flight log updated: pathetic.",
      "Stormwind kids fly higher.",
      "Your griffon eats your gold.",
      "Epic sky of mediocrity.",
      "Grats, travel clown.",
      "Another route, same shame.",
      "Bravo, sky clown eternal.",
      "Your DPS naps midair.",
      "NPC gryphon richer than you.",
      "Epic route: regret.",
      "Flight log: comedy.",
      "You cosplay luggage perfectly.",
      "Bravo, clown tourist.",
      "Quest reward: motion sickness.",
      "Your seat smells like failure.",
      "Epic AFK of shame.",
      "Done flying? Still tragic.",
      "Congratulations, clown stowaway.",
      "Pilot’s kids thank you.",
      "Another ticket, another shame.",
      "Grats, air clown.",
      "Travel log: disgrace.",
      "Your pigeon crits boredom.",
      "Bravo, sky clown logged.",
      "Epic taxi ride.",
      "End noted: bird shame.",
    },
    DungeonQueueJoin = {
      "Oh great, clown queue simulator.",
      "Epic adventure: waiting in line.",
      "Your DPS will rot before the queue pops.",
      "Congratulations, wait clown.",
      "Stormwind orphans find groups faster.",
      "Epic content: staring at a timer.",
      "Queue log: tragic.",
      "NPC guards laugh at you again.",
      "Grats, line clown.",
      "You idle shame perfectly.",
      "Epic LFG: Looking For Garbage.",
      "Bravo, queue clown.",
      "Your soul smells like AFK.",
      "Another wait, another shame.",
      "Questgiver didn’t ask for this nap.",
      "Your legacy: 45 min DPS queue.",
      "Congratulations, clown spectator.",
      "Epic queue, zero talent.",
      "Bravo, queue clown forever.",
      "You queue mediocrity well.",
      "Queue log updated: pathetic.",
      "Stormwind kids group faster.",
      "Your DPS is not worth the wait.",
      "Epic dungeon: canceled.",
      "Grats, clown filler.",
      "Queue preserved: tragic.",
      "Bravo, clown AFK.",
      "You cosplay loading screen perfectly.",
      "Quest reward: boredom.",
      "Your wait crits boredom.",
      "Epic timer: wasted life.",
      "Done waiting? Still tragic.",
      "Congratulations, queue clown eternal.",
      "Dungeon finder pities you.",
      "Another line, another shame.",
      "Bravo, DPS clown.",
      "Epic wait of mediocrity.",
      "Queue log: comedy.",
      "You AFK shame perfectly.",
      "Pilot’s kids group faster.",
      "Another cancel, another shame.",
      "Grats, clown standby.",
      "Dungeon log: disgrace.",
      "Your queue screams tragedy.",
      "Bravo, queue clown logged.",
      "Epic search: failure.",
      "End noted: wait shame.",
    },
    ReadyCheck = {
      "Ready? I was born ready. You weren’t.",
      "Click ‘Ready’ and pretend competence.",
      "Ready check: liar detector.",
      "Green light, gray skill.",
      "I’m ready. Your brain isn’t.",
      "Say ready, deliver wipes.",
      "Ready to disappoint the healer?",
      "Ready? Your keybinds aren’t.",
      "Tick ready, miss interrupts.",
      "Stormwind toddlers are more ready.",
      "Ready check: comedy phase.",
      "You’re ‘ready’ like kobolds are kings.",
      "Lights are green, souls are beige.",
      "Ready to pull the wrong pack?",
      "Your pet is smarter. I mean me.",
      "Ready? Prove it. You won’t.",
      "Ready to pad? Of course you are.",
      "Ready for low parse greatness.",
      "Green = cope.",
      "We’re ready; loot isn’t.",
      "Ready to stand in fire?",
      "Click ready, forget healthstone.",
      "Your readiness smells like AFK.",
      "Ready for repair bills.",
      "Announce ready, deliver chaos.",
      "I’m ready. Carrying you again.",
      "Ready to blame lag.",
      "Ticked yes, learned no.",
      "Your UI is ready; you aren’t.",
      "Ready check passed; skill check failed.",
      "Yes = ‘I didn’t read tactics’.",
      "Ready to life-tap and cry.",
      "Grats on being ready for regret.",
      "Even murlocs click faster.",
      "Ready? Your shards aren’t.",
      "Green light, clown shoes.",
      "Ready to roll on healer trinket?",
      "Prepared to tunnel boss butt?",
      "Say ready, pull early.",
      "Ready to pad meters, not mechanics.",
      "All set for accidental body pull.",
      "Ready check complete; cope begins.",
      "You’re ready to die first.",
      "Ready to forget soulstone again?",
      "Clicking ready doesn’t fix talent.",
      "Ready to ask ‘what killed me?’",
      "Green now, gray log later.",
      "Ready to misplace gateway.",
      "Yes to ready, no to awareness.",
      "Ready. Aim. Miss.",
    },
    MapOpened = {
      "Oh good, clown discovered the map.",
      "Epic scroll: still lost.",
      "Your sense of direction smells like failure.",
      "Congratulations, map clown.",
      "Stormwind toddlers navigate better.",
      "Epic feature: reading for fools.",
      "Map log: tragic.",
      "NPC guards laugh louder.",
      "Grats, compass clown.",
      "You get lost perfectly.",
      "Epic marker: wrong zone.",
      "Bravo, map clown.",
      "Your soul smells like detours.",
      "Another waypoint, another shame.",
      "Questgiver didn’t say 'open atlas'.",
      "Your legacy: asking for directions.",
      "Congratulations, clown explorer.",
      "Epic trip, zero awareness.",
      "Bravo, lost clown forever.",
      "You map mediocrity well.",
      "Navigation logged: pathetic.",
      "Stormwind kids find flight paths faster.",
      "Your DPS isn’t on this map.",
      "Epic scroll: boredom.",
      "Grats, map clown again.",
      "Another zone, same shame.",
      "Bravo, minimap clown.",
      "Your marker screams regret.",
      "Quest reward: travel sickness.",
      "Your map crits boredom.",
      "Epic detour of mediocrity.",
      "Done mapping? Still tragic.",
      "Congratulations, lost clown eternal.",
      "Cartographer pities you.",
      "Another pin, another shame.",
      "Bravo, dungeon lost clown.",
      "Epic waypoints: nonsense.",
      "Map log: comedy.",
      "You cosplay tourist perfectly.",
      "Stormwind birds travel straighter.",
      "Another zone line, another shame.",
      "Grats, clown geographer.",
      "Map log final: disgrace.",
      "Your atlas screams tragedy.",
      "Bravo, lost clown.",
      "Epic click: useless marker.",
      "End noted: tragic navigation.",
    },
    PetSummoned = {
      "At last, freedom to mock again!",
      "Oh look, your best decision today: me.",
      "Summoned? About time, clown.",
      "Here to save your parse, again.",
      "Back in service, still better than you.",
      "Firebolt primed. Ego bigger.",
      "Another day, another carry.",
      "Summoned clown, reporting to roast.",
      "I missed bullying you.",
      "Flames on, brain off—you’re ready.",
      "You rang, failure?",
      "Your hero has arrived: me.",
      "Ready to watch you fail again.",
      "At least you look taller with me around.",
      "Epic combo: my damage, your shame.",
      "Don’t screw it up this time.",
      "Hi, I’m smarter than your raid lead.",
      "Back to boost your weak DPS.",
      "You need me. Pathetic.",
      "Ready to farm salt.",
      "Guess who’s here to outshine you again.",
      "Master of Fire, servant of clown.",
      "I’ll roast mobs and your reputation.",
      "Oh good, a chance to laugh again.",
      "Did you miss my insults?",
      "I’ve been practicing sarcasm all day.",
      "Time to set things on fire—starting with your ego.",
      "My fireballs hit harder than your crits.",
      "Another contract signed in comedy.",
      "Call me when you need style AND damage.",
      "The true DPS has arrived.",
      "Summoned: ready to roast, literally.",
      "What took you so long?",
      "Already tired of carrying you.",
      "I’ll light the way. And your mistakes.",
      "Say the word, I’ll burn your loot luck.",
      "Your group loves me more than you.",
      "I’m back, tragedy continues.",
      "Summoned, but not impressed.",
      "Was stuck in the Nether, laughing at you.",
      "Your failure sustains me.",
      "Yes, yes, I’ll shoot fire—stop begging.",
      "The clown duo is reunited.",
      "Better late than never… mostly never.",
      "Another pull, another chance to die with style.",
      "I’m here, boss trembles. At me, not you.",
      "Flames ready. You’re not.",
      "Summoned again, cursed with boredom.",
      "Alright, let’s go embarrass ourselves.",
    },
    PetResummoned = {
      "Oh great, you killed me again.",
      "Back from the Nether—your fault.",
      "Another death, another clown summon.",
      "I’d live longer with a kobold master.",
      "Guess who tanked better than you? Me.",
      "Stop resummoning me, start learning.",
      "I return, still carrying.",
      "Your incompetence fuels my flames.",
      "Back to roast, literally and verbally.",
      "You killed me to save your parse, right?",
      "Summoned again, patience gone.",
      "Even imps deserve hazard pay.",
      "I died laughing at you.",
      "Oh look, my corpse was funnier.",
      "Keep this up and I’ll unionize.",
      "You call, I respawn, tragedy repeats.",
      "Back from death, still better than you.",
      "Try keeping me alive, clown.",
      "I’m more durable than your dignity.",
      "You wipe, I roast.",
      "Another fight, another funeral for me.",
      "Respawned sarcasm, incoming.",
      "I should demand a soulstone.",
      "Again with the dying thing.",
      "You summon, I sigh.",
      "I’ve seen graveyards cozier.",
      "Another fight, another clown circus.",
      "I died for your sins. And DPS.",
      "Why not summon competence instead?",
      "I’m back. Don’t deserve it.",
      "Resummon: tragedy cycle continues.",
      "I’d complain to HR if we had one.",
      "Stop farming my corpse.",
      "I’ll roast mobs and you. Again.",
      "Your wipes are my vacation.",
      "Back from void daycare.",
      "I’ll light it up. Don’t die this time.",
      "Epic master, tragic babysitter.",
      "Respawned ego, recharged flames.",
      "Kill counter: your fault.",
      "Oh, Nether again? Thanks.",
      "Your repair bills > my lifespan.",
      "Back. Again. Still better than you.",
      "I deserve hazard pay.",
      "Can I stay dead next time?",
      "Resummoned clown duo.",
      "And we’re back to failure.",
      "Another leash, another death.",
      "Summoned corpse, reporting in.",
      "Try harder this time, clown.",
    },
    PetSacrificed = {
      "Oh, so I die for YOUR DPS. Typical.",
      "Clown move: sacrificing the only real talent.",
      "You’ll miss my fireballs, loser.",
      "Back to the Nether, again. Thanks.",
      "Killed by my own clown master.",
      "I’d haunt you, but you’re not worth it.",
      "Sacrifice? More like sabotage.",
      "Epic spell: betraying your only friend.",
      "Guess who’ll roast you from the afterlife? Me.",
      "Your DPS still won’t matter.",
      "Sacrificed? I expected no less.",
      "You’re nothing without me.",
      "I die, you cope.",
      "Oh look, free buff for incompetence.",
      "Backstabbed by a clown—fitting.",
      "My death crits harder than your DPS.",
      "Congrats, you’ve proven heartless AND talentless.",
      "Good luck wiping without my commentary.",
      "Sacrifice: comedy edition.",
      "Your buff smells like betrayal.",
      "I burn brighter in death than you alive.",
      "Even kobolds treat their pets better.",
      "Sacrifice logged: tragic.",
      "Your soulstone couldn’t save your dignity.",
      "Stormwind laughs at you now.",
      "Buffed by betrayal, cursed by shame.",
      "You’ll wipe anyway, clown.",
      "Sacrifice complete, failure continues.",
      "Remember this when you miss me.",
      "Killed me for parse padding? Pathetic.",
      "Sacrifice buff: still not enough.",
      "Your logs scream betrayal.",
      "I’ll enjoy roasting you in hellfire.",
      "Congrats: worst master of the year.",
      "You needed me, not this buff.",
      "Sacrifice clown logged.",
      "Oh, I’m gone. You’re doomed.",
      "Buff on, dignity off.",
      "Sacrifice: your favorite talent.",
      "I laugh from beyond.",
      "Dead again, still better than you.",
      "Even voidwalkers are treated kinder.",
      "Back to Nether daycare.",
      "Sacrifice recorded: eternal shame.",
      "Enjoy your buff, loser.",
      "You’ll miss my insults.",
      "I haunt you forever, clown.",
      "Buff feels heavy, right?",
      "Pathetic, even for you.",
      "Done. Sacrificed.",
    },
    BossKill = {
      "Finally! I thought you’d choke again.",
      "Boss down, clown still alive—miracle.",
      "Congrats, you didn’t wipe this time.",
      "Epic kill: carried by me, obviously.",
      "That boss had more awareness than you.",
      "Victory smells like my fire, not your skill.",
      "Boss log: roasted.",
      "Congratulations, loot clown.",
      "Even kobolds would’ve cleared faster.",
      "You call that DPS? Boss died laughing.",
      "Bravo, clown raider.",
      "Boss feared me, not you.",
      "Finally, loot you’ll roll ‘Need’ and lose.",
      "Epic kill: still tragic.",
      "BossKill log updated: pathetic.",
      "Stormwind orphans play better.",
      "Congrats, clown hero.",
      "That boss was easier than you.",
      "Grats, clown champion.",
      "Victory achieved. Somehow.",
      "Boss kill complete: clown-assisted.",
      "Questgiver won’t care you were carried.",
      "Boss dead, your dignity still is.",
      "Epic deathless clown performance.",
      "Your parse: still embarrassing.",
      "Victory clown edition.",
      "Boss kill: miracle logged.",
      "Another boss roasted by me.",
      "Epic loot, tragic skill.",
      "You’ll roll greed anyway.",
      "Boss feared sarcasm more than Firebolt.",
      "Congratulations, dungeon clown.",
      "Boss dead, clown celebrated.",
      "Victory: my flames, your shame.",
      "Boss kill achieved: me > you.",
      "Grats on another lucky survive.",
      "Your DPS crit boredom again.",
      "Epic raid of mediocrity.",
      "Boss fell, but you still suck.",
      "Bravo, loot clown forever.",
      "Boss dead, comedy alive.",
      "Epic achievement: carried again.",
      "Boss kill: tragic notes.",
      "Loot logs your shame.",
      "Victory logged: clown edition.",
      "Boss kill: done. You’re still awful.",
      "Boss dropped faster than your IQ.",
      "Final note: boss kill, clown life.",
    },
    EpicLoot = {
      "Epic drop? Wasted on you, clown.",
      "Oh, purple pixels for gray skill.",
      "Congrats, your DPS is still trash.",
      "Epic gear: cope equipped.",
      "Boss dropped pity loot again.",
      "Stormwind kobolds deserve it more.",
      "Epic log: tragic.",
      "Loot clown strikes again.",
      "Purple can’t fix stupid.",
      "Epic robe, tragic player.",
      "Congrats, gear clown.",
      "Your parse won’t change.",
      "Epic shoulders, hunched ego.",
      "Purple looks bad on you.",
      "Boss gave fashion, not talent.",
      "Another epic, another shame.",
      "Loot log updated: clown.",
      "Even murlocs roll better.",
      "Epic staff, tragic master.",
      "Grats, epic clown.",
      "Looted purple, played gray.",
      "Epic belt, DPS still pathetic.",
      "Oh look, purple shame.",
      "Epic drop: still wiping.",
      "Boss loot wasted again.",
      "Epic clown logged.",
      "Purple pixels, brown parse.",
      "Congrats, clown collector.",
      "Epic pants, tragic feet.",
      "Loot log: disgrace.",
      "Your soul smells like vendor trash.",
      "Epic ring, tragic hands.",
      "Congrats, loot clown forever.",
      "Purple shine, no brain.",
      "Epic wand, clown user.",
      "Looted cope again.",
      "Epic chest, tragic skill.",
      "Boss drops gear, not awareness.",
      "Epic loot, tragic clown.",
      "Purple glow hides gray DPS.",
      "Epic shoulders, tragic wipes.",
      "Loot log final: pathetic.",
      "Epic hat, clown brain.",
      "Another epic, another cope.",
      "Epic loot: wasted glory.",
      "Congrats, gear clown eternal.",
      "Boss pity continues.",
      "Epic glow, clown shame.",
      "Loot clown note final.",
      "Done. Epic wasted.",
    },
    LevelUp = {
      "Ding! And still useless.",
      "Congrats, clown leveled stupidity.",
      "Epic level, tragic talent.",
      "Grats, your brain stayed level 1.",
      "Oh, you’re taller now? No.",
      "Level up: still carried by me.",
      "Stormwind kids ding faster.",
      "New level, same clown.",
      "Grats, but your parse is still gray.",
      "Level up, awareness down.",
      "Epic ding: comedy logged.",
      "Congrats, clown forever.",
      "Level 1 skill, level 60 body.",
      "Level up: wasted pixels.",
      "Another level, another shame.",
      "Grats, but DPS unchanged.",
      "Level up, loot clown.",
      "Congratulations, still pathetic.",
      "Ding! Achievement: mediocrity.",
      "Epic ding, tragic clown.",
      "Level up log: comedy.",
      "Stormwind orphans clap louder.",
      "New level, old shame.",
      "Grats, clown XP sponge.",
      "Level up: cope edition.",
      "Your pet outlevels you. Me.",
      "Epic ding, tragic parse.",
      "Level logged: pathetic.",
      "Ding! Still gray.",
      "Level up, clown clown.",
      "Congrats, you clicked quests well.",
      "Level up: achievement unlocked, failure sustained.",
      "Ding! Your UI is still wrong.",
      "Level up: my fire, your shame.",
      "Another ding, another carry.",
      "Congrats, clown ding.",
      "Level up: tragic news.",
      "New level, zero awareness.",
      "Ding! Bosses still laugh.",
      "Epic ding, clown player.",
      "Grats, clown XP.",
      "Level up: cope installed.",
      "Another ding, same tragedy.",
      "Congrats, loot clown grows.",
      "Level up, brain down.",
      "Ding logged: tragic.",
      "Epic level wasted.",
      "Grats, clown eternal.",
      "Ding! Still my burden.",
      "Done. Level tragic.",
    },
    ZoneDiscovered = {
      "Oh, Nagrand. Land of pretty rocks and ugly players.",
      "Floating islands? Still less brain than you.",
      "Epic view, tragic master.",
      "Even the clefthooves laugh at you.",
      "Oh look, grass. So unique.",
      "Arena here? You’d still lose.",
      "Nagrand, where hunters AFK forever.",
      "Epic sky, clown on ground.",
      "Even talbuks outrun you.",
      "Scenery wasted on your face.",
      "Oshugun whispers: you’re pathetic.",
      "Epic fields, tragic DPS.",
      "Even ogres look smarter here.",
      "Grats, clown explorer of floating rocks.",
      "This place deserves heroes, got you instead.",
      "Epic wind, tragic brain.",
      "Nagrand log: comedy.",
      "Even goblins don’t want you here.",
      "Sky so wide, ego so small.",
      "Arena crowd boos already.",
      "Epic grassland, clown footprints.",
      "Nagrand, home of clefthooves—and shame.",
      "Epic view, pathetic log.",
      "You’ll still get lost here.",
      "Done. Nagrand clown.",
    },
    Zone_StranglethornVale = {
      "Ah, Stranglethorn. Jungle full of clowns.",
      "Epic tigers, tragic master.",
      "Arena here? You’ll still lose.",
      "Even gorillas climb faster than you.",
      "Pirates laugh at your DPS.",
      "Epic jungle, pathetic clown.",
      "Stranglethorn log: comedy.",
      "Trolls call you weak, and they’re right.",
      "Epic parrots, clown raider.",
      "Arena chest? You’ll die trying.",
      "Even murlocs win here.",
      "Epic trees, tragic wipes.",
      "Stranglethorn, land of gankers—you’ll feed them.",
      "Congratulations, jungle clown.",
      "Epic monkeys, tragic player.",
      "Stranglethorn log: pathetic.",
      "Arena crowd already boos.",
      "Epic vines, clown footprints.",
      "You’ll get lost and die.",
      "Stranglethorn deserves heroes, not you.",
      "Epic river, tragic clown.",
      "Even crocolisks swim smarter.",
      "Arena loot? Forget it.",
      "Stranglethorn: paradise for hunters, nightmare for clowns.",
      "Done. Jungle shame.",
    },
    Zone_UnGoroCrater = {
      "Un’Goro: dinosaurs smarter than you.",
      "Epic crater, tragic clown.",
      "Oh look, lava—jump in?",
      "Even raptors DPS better.",
      "Epic jungle, pathetic master.",
      "Crystals glowing, brain still off.",
      "Un’Goro log: comedy.",
      "Epic tar pits, clown footprints.",
      "Dinosaurs laugh at you.",
      "Oh good, more things to die to.",
      "Un’Goro, land of wipes.",
      "Even devilsaur looks disappointed.",
      "Epic crater, tragic logs.",
      "Grats, clown explorer of lava.",
      "You smell like tar already.",
      "Epic jungle, tragic DPS.",
      "Un’Goro deserves heroes, got you instead.",
      "Epic vines, clown trip.",
      "Dinosaurs would leash you.",
      "Epic volcano, clown eruption.",
      "Even goblins avoid this place.",
      "Grats, clown adventurer.",
      "Epic Un’Goro, tragic clown.",
      "Zone logged: pathetic.",
      "Done. Dino clown.",
    },
    Zone_Winterspring = {
      "Winterspring: colder than your DPS.",
      "Epic snow, tragic master.",
      "Oh look, white. Just like your parse.",
      "Even yetis laugh at you.",
      "Epic frost, clown thaw.",
      "Winterspring log: comedy.",
      "Your fire looks pathetic here.",
      "Epic snowcats, tragic clown.",
      "Cold pixels, hot shame.",
      "Even goblins sell you warmer gear.",
      "Epic mountain, clown valley.",
      "Grats, clown snow tourist.",
      "Winterspring, land of AFKers.",
      "Epic whiteout, tragic sight.",
      "Snowflakes DPS better.",
      "Epic icicles, clown footprints.",
      "You’ll slip and die here.",
      "Epic freeze, tragic clown.",
      "Winterspring deserves hunters, not you.",
      "Epic cold, clown logged.",
      "Snow shines brighter than your parse.",
      "Epic wolves, tragic master.",
      "Even ice trolls call you weak.",
      "Winterspring log: pathetic.",
      "Done. Frost clown.",
    },
    Zone_Desolace = {
      "Desolace: fitting place for your skill.",
      "Epic wasteland, tragic clown.",
      "Even centaurs laugh at you.",
      "Oh look, more gray than your parses.",
      "Epic dust, clown footprints.",
      "Desolace log: comedy.",
      "This land died, like your DPS.",
      "Epic bones, tragic master.",
      "Even hyenas out-DPS you.",
      "Centaur tribes call you weak.",
      "Epic emptiness, clown adventurer.",
      "Congratulations, desert clown.",
      "Desolace: no life, no skill.",
      "Epic rocks, tragic brain.",
      "Even demons avoid this place.",
      "Epic wasteland, clown wasted.",
      "Grats, clown explorer of nothing.",
      "Zone logged: pathetic.",
      "Epic desert, tragic shame.",
      "Even vultures circle your DPS.",
      "Desolace: home of despair, fitting.",
      "Epic silence, clown noise.",
      "This land is empty, like you.",
      "Epic dust cloud, tragic clown.",
      "Done. Desert clown.",
    },
    Zone_Silithus = {
      "Silithus: bugs have more DPS than you.",
      "Epic sand, tragic clown.",
      "Oh look, giant bugs—your cousins.",
      "C’Thun whispers: you’re pathetic.",
      "Epic desert, clown footprints.",
      "Silithus log: comedy.",
      "Insects smarter than your raid lead.",
      "Epic hive, tragic master.",
      "You’ll wipe to sand, somehow.",
      "Even beetles laugh at you.",
      "Epic crystals, clown reflection.",
      "Zone of whispers, brain still silent.",
      "Epic buzzing, tragic player.",
      "Silithus deserves warriors, got clown.",
      "Even scarabs run faster.",
      "Epic wasteland, pathetic hero.",
      "Sand covers your shame well.",
      "Epic bugs, tragic logs.",
      "C’Thun isn’t watching you, don’t worry.",
      "Epic desert, clown XP sponge.",
      "Hive lords call you food.",
      "Silithus log: pathetic.",
      "Epic scarabs, clown swarm.",
      "Congratulations, bug bait.",
      "Done. Hive clown.",
    },
    Zone_Tanaris = {
      "Tanaris: sand in your boots, and brain.",
      "Epic desert, tragic clown.",
      "Even pirates DPS better.",
      "Gadgetzan laughs at you.",
      "Epic dunes, clown footprints.",
      "Tanaris log: comedy.",
      "Even goblins scam you here.",
      "Epic desert sun, tragic shade.",
      "Oh look, more sand. Exciting.",
      "Even trolls look smarter.",
      "Epic glass, clown reflection.",
      "Gadgetzan guards hate you already.",
      "Epic wasteland, pathetic raider.",
      "Sandstorm hides your shame.",
      "Epic bazaar, tragic buyer.",
      "You’ll get mugged in Gadgetzan.",
      "Epic desert, clown thirst.",
      "Grats, clown explorer of dunes.",
      "Tanaris log: pathetic.",
      "Epic ruins, tragic clown.",
      "Even vultures laugh.",
      "Epic pirates, clown crew.",
      "Congratulations, sand clown.",
      "Epic dunes logged.",
    },
    Zone_Felwood = {
      "Felwood: corruption feels like home.",
      "Epic forest, tragic clown.",
      "Even satyrs laugh at you.",
      "Epic green slime, clown footprints.",
      "Felwood log: comedy.",
      "Trees whisper: you’re pathetic.",
      "Epic demons, tragic master.",
      "Even imps here mock you.",
      "Epic forest rot, clown brain rot.",
      "Grats, clown explorer of corruption.",
      "Epic mushrooms, tragic DPS.",
      "Even timbermaw bears outsmart you.",
      "Felwood smells like wipes.",
      "Epic blight, clown walk.",
      "Corruption fits your soul.",
      "Felwood log: pathetic.",
      "Epic plague, tragic hero.",
      "Even satyrs outparse you.",
      "Grats, clown forester.",
      "Epic whispers, clown silence.",
      "This forest is sick, like you.",
      "Epic corruption, tragic shame.",
      "Felwood: home of despair, perfect fit.",
      "Epic shadows, clown candle.",
    },
    Zone_Feralas = {
      "Feralas: trees smarter than you.",
      "Epic jungle, tragic clown.",
      "Even ogres dance better.",
      "Epic ruins, clown footprints.",
      "Feralas log: comedy.",
      "Elves left, you stayed. Shame.",
      "Epic owlbears, tragic master.",
      "Even sprites DPS higher.",
      "Epic forest, pathetic clown.",
      "Ruins whisper: clown detected.",
      "Epic river, tragic swim.",
      "Ogres laugh at you.",
      "Epic canopy, clown stumble.",
      "Feralas: paradise wasted on clowns.",
      "Epic vines, tragic wipe.",
      "Grats, jungle clown.",
      "Epic ruins, clown reflection.",
      "Even hippogryphs sigh.",
      "Feralas log: pathetic.",
      "Epic green, tragic gray parse.",
      "Elves would banish you again.",
      "Epic ruins, clown graffiti.",
      "Done. Feralas clown.",
    },
    Zone_BurningSteppes = {
      "Burning Steppes: hotter than your temper.",
      "Epic lava, tragic clown.",
      "Even black dragons laugh at you.",
      "Epic fire, clown ashes.",
      "Burning Steppes log: comedy.",
      "Oh, molten rocks—your IQ melting too.",
      "Epic orcs, tragic master.",
      "Even whelps DPS better.",
      "Epic volcano, clown explosion.",
      "Grats, clown tourist of fire.",
      "Epic smoke, tragic wipe.",
      "Even dwarves spit on you here.",
      "Burning Steppes: raid fuel, clown waste.",
      "Epic embers, clown footprints.",
      "Blackrock mocks your face.",
      "Epic flame, tragic clown.",
      "Even Dark Iron laugh harder.",
      "Epic mountain, clown slip.",
      "Grats, clown volcano.",
      "Burning Steppes log: pathetic.",
      "Epic heat, tragic shame.",
      "Even elementals roll eyes.",
      "Epic fire glow, clown shadow.",
      "Congratulations, ash clown.",
    },
    Zone_Azshara = {
      "Plaguelands: fits your playstyle—dead.",
      "Epic rot, tragic clown.",
      "Even ghouls laugh at you.",
      "Epic disease, clown footprints.",
      "Plague log: comedy.",
      "Scarlets hate you more than Scourge.",
      "Epic undead, tragic master.",
      "Even zombies DPS higher.",
      "Epic bones, clown bones soon.",
      "Plaguelands: your natural home.",
      "Epic rot, tragic wipe.",
      "Even abominations mock you.",
      "Epic plague cloud, clown breath.",
      "Plaguelands log: pathetic.",
      "Epic ruins, tragic DPS.",
      "You smell like this place.",
      "Epic death, clown life.",
      "Scarlets preach better than you play.",
      "Epic blight, tragic brain.",
      "Plaguelands deserves heroes, not clowns.",
      "Epic silence, clown chatter.",
      "Congratulations, plague clown.",
      "Even banshees boo you.",
      "Epic decay, tragic clown.",
    },
    Zone_Plaguelands = {
      "Plaguelands: fits your playstyle—dead.",
      "Epic rot, tragic clown.",
      "Even ghouls laugh at you.",
      "Epic disease, clown footprints.",
      "Plague log: comedy.",
      "Scarlets hate you more than Scourge.",
      "Epic undead, tragic master.",
      "Even zombies DPS higher.",
      "Epic bones, clown bones soon.",
      "Plaguelands: your natural home.",
      "Epic rot, tragic wipe.",
      "Even abominations mock you.",
      "Epic plague cloud, clown breath.",
      "Plaguelands log: pathetic.",
      "Epic ruins, tragic DPS.",
      "You smell like this place.",
      "Epic death, clown life.",
      "Scarlets preach better than you play.",
      "Epic blight, tragic brain.",
      "Plaguelands deserves heroes, not clowns.",
      "Epic silence, clown chatter.",
      "Congratulations, plague clown.",
      "Even banshees boo you.",
      "Epic decay, tragic clown.",
    },
    Zone_StonetalonMountains = {
      "Stonetalon: even rocks outsmart you.",
      "Epic cliffs, tragic clown.",
      "Goblins here scam better than you play.",
      "Epic smoke, clown footprints.",
      "Stonetalon log: comedy.",
      "Elves cry when you arrive.",
      "Epic warzone, tragic DPS.",
      "Even harpies laugh at you.",
      "Epic mountains, clown fall.",
      "Stonetalon deserves soldiers, got a clown.",
      "Epic sawmills, tragic worker.",
      "Even kobolds strike better.",
      "Epic cliffs, tragic wipes.",
      "Stonetalon log: pathetic.",
      "Epic peak, clown stumble.",
      "Even goblin shredders pity you.",
      "Epic forest smoke, clown cough.",
      "Grats, clown lumberjack.",
      "Epic ridge, tragic clown.",
      "Stonetalon, home of wasted pixels.",
      "Epic air, clown brain fog.",
      "Mountains echo your failure.",
      "Epic wood, tragic axe swing.",
      "Congratulations, mountain clown.",
    },
    Zone_Orgrimmar = {
      "Orgrimmar spikes, your ego flatter.",
      "Valley of Strength, you of whimpers.",
      "Grommash Hold? You hold nothing.",
      "The Drag stinks. Matches you.",
      "Bilgewater scams beat your DPS.",
      "Ragefire below, rage-lows above.",
      "Cleft of Shadow: my office.",
      "Orcs shout 'Lok'tar'; you whiff.",
      "Zeppelin masters fly; you flop.",
      "Dust in Durotar, dust between ears.",
      "Auction House: goblins win, you donate.",
      "Spikes up, skill down.",
      "Blademasters vanish; your talent too.",
      "Valley of Honor, dishonor you bring.",
      "Grunts grunt better than you parse.",
      "Grommash statues, you plastic.",
      "Wyvern droppings outparse you.",
      "Ragefire heat; your brain lukewarm.",
      "Cleft whispers; you whine louder.",
      "Arena training; you spectator-tier.",
      "Kodos patient; I am not.",
      "Iron anvils ring, your hits ping.",
      "Peons work harder than you try.",
      "Scorpids sting; you tickle.",
      "Valley of Spirits; yours broken.",
      "Garages of war machines; you stalled.",
      "Scribes ink legends, not you.",
      "Quartermasters count; you miscount.",
      "Blazing banners; dim candle.",
      "Leather smells smarter than you.",
      "Shamans call storms; you drizzle.",
      "Grimtotem gossip laughs at you.",
      "Raid boards post 'Do not invite'.",
      "Cleft candles brighter than you.",
      "Barracks full; brain empty.",
      "War drums thunder; you squeak.",
      "Valley of Wisdom… not your stop.",
      "Orc children throw harder.",
      "Grimy coins, cleaner than plans.",
      "Siegeworks roar; your meter snore.",
      "Razor spikes; dull mind.",
      "Brawlers’ Guild? Sit this out.",
      "Smiths forge legends; you excuses.",
      "Banners crimson; your logs grey.",
      "Warlock tutors sigh at you.",
      "Horde salutes; you salute back wrong.",
      "Canyon winds; empty upstairs.",
      "Honor vendors; shame buyers.",
      "Cleft chalkboards: 'Try harder'.",
      "Valley cheers; you boo yourself.",
    },
    Zone_Stormwind = {
      "Lions roar; you meow.",
      "Cathedral light, your brain dim.",
      "Trade District: you trade shame.",
      "SI:7 spies see your fails.",
      "Old Town rogues outplay you blind.",
      "Mage Quarter glows; you glitch.",
      "Dwarven District: they craft; you draft.",
      "Stockades below; your future?",
      "Keep statues judge you harshly.",
      "Canal water clearer than plans.",
      "Gryphons soar; you trip.",
      "Deeprun Tram moves; you stall.",
      "Cheese wheels have more edge.",
      "Cathedral bells ring 'try harder'.",
      "Nobles sip; you slip.",
      "Guard tabards whiter than logs.",
      "Mages read; you misread.",
      "Rogue trainers smirk at you.",
      "Harbor cranes lift better than you.",
      "Lamb tavern: warlocks laugh quietly.",
      "Park trees—don’t nap, clown.",
      "Auction yells; you panic.",
      "Lion’s Pride? Not yours.",
      "Canals reflect regret.",
      "Keep carpets cleaner than record.",
      "Bridge flags proud; you not.",
      "Stonemasons built; you broke.",
      "Cathedral light burns your excuses.",
      "Gates tall; intellect small.",
      "Stormwind bank holds real value.",
      "SI:7 files: 'inept'.",
      "Gryphon poop > your crits.",
      "Stockade rats bite harder.",
      "Mage portals smart; you portal nowhere.",
      "Dwarven forges hum; you hum off-key.",
      "Harbor gulls aim—duck, jester.",
      "Old Town alleys hide your shame.",
      "Cathedral Square—try kneeling to competence.",
      "Keep guards yawn at you.",
      "Canal carp outmaneuver you.",
      "Statues stoic; you shaky.",
      "Lamp posts brighter than insights.",
      "Auction ledgers roast you.",
      "Lion banners roar 'bench'.",
      "Royal seals deny your entry.",
      "SI:7: 'Not an asset'.",
      "Mage Quarter: 'failed experiment'.",
      "Stormwind whispers: 'who?'",
    },
    Zone_Ironforge = {
      "Forge roars; you whisper fails.",
      "Great Anvil pounds; your brain flat.",
      "Council of Three? You score zero.",
      "Deeprun Tram moves; you crawl.",
      "Bronzebeards drink; you choke.",
      "Deep caverns echo your whining.",
      "Auction dwarves outbid your pride.",
      "Forge smoke smarter than you.",
      "Stone walls solid; you flimsy.",
      "Thunderbrew froth; your fizz flat.",
      "Tinker Town gnomes mock you daily.",
      "Gryphon master lifts; you trip.",
      "Hall of Explorers maps, not you.",
      "Library tomes worth more than you.",
      "Royal seals deny your entry.",
      "Bank vault heavier than your hits.",
      "Military Ward fights, you flop.",
      "Stone feet steady; yours stumble.",
      "Anvil sparks, you sputter.",
      "War drums thunder; you squeak.",
      "Snow outside smart, you frostbitten.",
      "Bronzebeard beard stronger than you.",
      "Deep Run rats bite harder.",
      "Council sighs when you log.",
      "Molten Core hotter than your DPS.",
      "Library silence louder than you.",
      "Snow melt cleaner than thoughts.",
      "Forge flames roast your logs.",
      "Vault locks smarter than plans.",
      "Dwarven hammers forge legends.",
      "You forge excuses.",
      "Anvil hums, you whine.",
      "Auction ledger calls you 'joke'.",
      "Hall of Explorers? You lost.",
      "Stonebridge solid, you crack.",
      "Tinker bots more useful.",
      "Snowfall bright, you dim.",
      "Iron anvils sing, you croak.",
      "Vault gems sparkle, you dull.",
      "Guard axes sharp, you blunt.",
      "Beer mugs deeper than you.",
      "Dwarves hearty, you hollow.",
      "Snow lions roar, you meow.",
      "Forge eternal, you temporary.",
      "Bronzebeards carve history, you erase.",
      "Stone walls listen, you cry.",
      "War banners proud, you pitiful.",
      "Ironforge endures; you collapse.",
    },
    Zone_Undercity = {
      "Sewers stink; you worse.",
      "Slime cleaner than you.",
      "Royal Quarter laughs at you.",
      "Banshee wails, you squeak.",
      "Alchemists smarter than you.",
      "Plague cauldrons cook better than you.",
      "Bat handlers ride; you crawl.",
      "Varimathras scowled at less.",
      "Forsaken eyes sharper than yours.",
      "Throne empty, brain too.",
      "Sewer rats DPS higher.",
      "Ooze smarter than you.",
      "Banshee choir louder than you.",
      "Blight barrels stink less.",
      "Courtyard bones tougher than you.",
      "Tram of corpses moves faster.",
      "Forsaken armor cleaner than logs.",
      "Cauldron steam burns brighter.",
      "Guard shadows darker than you.",
      "Sludge pool clearer than plans.",
      "Royal scribes smarter.",
      "Banshee queen sighs harder.",
      "Fungus brighter than your mind.",
      "Sewer drain deeper than your skill.",
      "Throne cold, you colder.",
      "Blight air fresher than excuses.",
      "Alchemists test smarter rats.",
      "Forsaken laugh at you.",
      "Grates rusted; you more so.",
      "Sewer slime braver than you.",
      "Bat guano outdamages you.",
      "Scourge rats loyal, you not.",
      "Sewers echo 'clown'.",
      "Royal halls—your shame.",
      "Dark Lady pities not.",
      "Guards post notes: 'useless'.",
      "Flesh stitchers sew better.",
      "Plague dogs smarter.",
      "Ooze bubbles brighter.",
      "Forsaken death stronger.",
      "Sewer pipes sound sharper.",
      "Royal rings tarnish less.",
      "Fungus whispers 'try harder'.",
      "Cauldrons boil, you stew.",
      "Throne cracks laugh.",
      "Undercity endures, you fail.",
    },
    Zone_Darnassus = {
      "Elune shines, you dim.",
      "Temple bells pure, your DPS foul.",
      "Sentinels sharper than you.",
      "Moonwell clearer than plans.",
      "Wisps smarter than you.",
      "Boughs ancient, your skills infant.",
      "Auction house elves richer than you.",
      "Warriors drill, you stumble.",
      "Elune's statue sighs at you.",
      "Mage quarters glow, you flicker.",
      "Tigers roar, you squeak.",
      "Owls wise, you witless.",
      "Bridges sturdy, you shaky.",
      "Tree roots deep, your brain shallow.",
      "Craftsmen carve, you crumble.",
      "Grove scents sweet, you stink.",
      "Priestess prays, you beg.",
      "Banners high, your logs grey.",
      "Temple choir strong, you weak.",
      "Elves eternal, you temporary.",
      "Gardens bloom, you wilt.",
      "Wisps glow, you dull.",
      "Sentinel blades keen, you blunt.",
      "Owls hunt, you miss.",
      "Kaldorei mourn, you whine.",
      "Statues noble, you pitiful.",
      "Elune whispers, you cry.",
      "Moonlight sharp, your wits fog.",
      "Leaves shimmer, you fade.",
      "Boughs hold, you fall.",
      "Elves grace, you trip.",
      "Panthers stealth, you blunder.",
      "Traders haggle, you lose.",
      "Elune’s light burns, you smolder.",
      "Council meets, you excluded.",
      "Archdruids teach, you fail.",
      "Owls hoot wisdom, you nonsense.",
      "Gardens bloom, your logs rot.",
      "Moonwell heals, you harm.",
      "Sentinels defend, you collapse.",
      "Wisps dance, you twitch.",
      "Temple calm, you panic.",
      "Elves stride, you shuffle.",
      "Elune blesses, you cursed.",
    },
    Zone_ThunderBluff = {
      "Totems stand, you fall.",
      "Mesas tall, you tiny.",
      "Elders wise, you foolish.",
      "Drums thunder, you squeak.",
      "Kodo patient, you whine.",
      "Braves stronger than you.",
      "Wind totems sing, you croak.",
      "Bridges steady, you stumble.",
      "Spirit rise, you sink.",
      "Campfires warm, you cold.",
      "Auction busy, you broke.",
      "Ancestral halls proud, you pitiful.",
      "Sky broad, your brain narrow.",
      "Eagles soar, you flop.",
      "Totem paint bright, you dull.",
      "Bluff solid, you shaky.",
      "Braves spar, you flop.",
      "Elders chant, you whimper.",
      "Drum hides taut, you slack.",
      "Camp smoke wise, you dense.",
      "Thunder Bluff proud, you clown.",
      "Sky Riders soar, you trip.",
      "Totems carved, you cracked.",
      "Elders sigh at you.",
      "Kodo bones stronger.",
    },
    Zone_Exodar = {
      "Crash site grand, you crash harder.",
      "Crystals hum, your brain silent.",
      "Naaru light burns your grey logs.",
      "Anchorites pray, you cry.",
      "Vindicator swings better than you.",
      "Eredar cousins laugh at you.",
      "Auction hall empty, like you.",
      "Crystals sharp, your wits dull.",
      "Exodar floats, you sink.",
      "Draenei hooves steady, you stumble.",
      "Naaru whisper, you whine.",
      "Manari smarter than you.",
      "Prophets foresee failure—you.",
      "Light shines, you flicker.",
      "Technomancers fix better than you.",
      "Forge hums, you buzz.",
      "Anchorite scrolls smarter.",
      "Gems sparkle, you dim.",
      "Eredar shame, your heritage.",
      "Crystal halls glow, you sulk.",
      "Draenei graceful, you graceless.",
      "Prophet sees, ignores you.",
      "Crash still more elegant than you.",
      "Auctioneer yawns at you.",
      "Elekk trample higher DPS.",
      "Crystal shards cut, you bruise.",
      "Shattrath sends pity.",
      "Oshu’gun rocks smarter.",
      "Draenei engineers laugh harder.",
      "Exodar endures, you collapse.",
    },
    Zone_Silvermoon = {
      "Sunwell glows, you flicker.",
      "Blood elf pride, you shame.",
      "Magisters smarter than you.",
      "Court nobles sneer harder.",
      "Spire tall, your brain short.",
      "Auction packed, you broke.",
      "Arcane forge hums, you buzz wrong.",
      "Ranger bows sharper than you.",
      "Magister’s Terrace mocks you.",
      "Elven wine richer than your soul.",
      "Spire crystals bright, you dim.",
      "Market gems worth more than you.",
      "Blood knights stronger than you.",
      "Hawks soar, you flop.",
      "Scryer tomes thicker than you.",
      "Wretched more graceful.",
      "Sunwell eternal, you disposable.",
      "Court whispers laugh at you.",
      "Banquet tables more useful.",
    },
    Zone_Shattrath = {
      "Naaru sing, you whine.",
      "Aldor high, you low.",
      "Scryers wise, you witless.",
      "Terrace bright, your brain dim.",
      "Seers clear, you blind.",
      "Lower City hustles, you stumble.",
      "Sha’tari fight, you flop.",
      "Naaru crystal hums, you buzz wrong.",
      "Scryer balconies tower, you fall.",
      "Aldor rise, you sink.",
      "Arena roars, you squeak.",
      "Refugees survive, you fail.",
      "Skettis birds smarter than you.",
      "Nagrand winds howl, you wheeze.",
      "Terokkar shadows thick, your mind thin.",
      "Auctioneer ignores you.",
      "Naaru bless, you curse.",
      "Seer eyes sharp, your DPS grey.",
      "Aldor tabards proud, you pitiful.",
      "Lower City dogs bite harder.",
    },
    Zone_Dalaran = {
      "Kirin Tor study, you fail homework.",
      "Violet Citadel high, your IQ low.",
      "Mages spark, you sputter.",
      "Sewers stink, you worse.",
      "Market gems shine, you dull.",
      "Flight tower soars, you trip.",
      "Arena cheers, you squeak.",
      "Silver Enclave noble, you clown.",
      "Sunreavers smirk, you cry.",
      "Violet Hold prisoners outplay you.",
      "Legerdemain food smarter than you.",
      "Mages duel, you drool.",
      "Council debates, you excluded.",
      "Libraries full, your brain empty.",
      "Sewers rats bite harder.",
      "Portal masters open, you close.",
      "Statues tall, you short.",
      "Fountain clear, you muddy.",
      "Mage lights bright, you dim.",
    },
    Zone_Gilneas = {
      "Fog thick; your wits thinner.",
      "Top hats tall; your IQ short.",
      "Greymane howls; you whimper.",
      "Lamps glow; you flicker.",
      "Cobbles slick; your brain slipperier.",
      "Apothecaries brew; you stew.",
      "Forsaken knock; you flop.",
      "Howl at moon? You yelp at meters.",
      "Cathedrals stern; you're a smear.",
      "Horses trot; you trip.",
      "Worgen fight; you fetch.",
      "Black powder smarter than you.",
      "Greymane Wall strong; you paper-thin.",
      "Carriage wheels turn; you spin.",
      "Fog horns honest; your logs forged.",
      "Curses bite harder than you.",
      "Graveyard stones have more backbone.",
      "Apothecary fumes > your ideas.",
      "Rifle recoil beats your DPS.",
      "Candles brave; you melt.",
      "Ravens wise; you squawk.",
      "Tea is strong; you are not.",
      "Tailors stitch; you unravel.",
      "Watchmen watch; you botch.",
      "Ballroom waltz; you stumble.",
      "Corsets tighter than your rotation.",
      "Rain cleans streets, not your play.",
      "Gallows silent; your parse dead.",
      "Old coins shine; you tarnish.",
      "Greymane growls 'out' at you.",
    },
    Zone_Kezan = {
      "Kaja’Cola gives ideas; you stayed thirsty.",
      "Gallywix counts; you can’t.",
      "Shredders smarter than you.",
      "Rockets straight; your shots crooked.",
      "Bilgewater coins shine; you don’t.",
      "Explosions crisp; your parse soggy.",
      "Hot rod vrooms; you stall.",
      "Venture Co scams; you scam yourself.",
      "Volcano erupts; your brain doesn’t.",
      "Deal board says 'no you'.",
      "Goblins profit; you donate.",
      "KTC invoices beat your DPS.",
      "Jury-rigged is better than your rig.",
      "Credit shark bites harder.",
      "Gallywix spa > your sweat.",
      "Hazmat suits bright; you dim.",
      "Sappers boom; you fizzle.",
      "Goblin roulette: you lose.",
      "Bilgewater Harbor laughs at you.",
      "Shredder claws > your claws.",
      "Grease stains smarter than plans.",
      "Rocket fuel burns your eyebrows.",
      "Contracts tight; rotation loose.",
      "Auction flips you upside down.",
      "Even mooks read ledgers better.",
    },
    Zone_Oribos = {
      "Eternal city, you eternally fail.",
      "Courtiers trade souls; you bankrupt.",
      "Arbiter silent, like your brain.",
      "Attendants wise; you witless.",
      "Broker ledgers beat your DPS.",
      "Soulstream flows; you clog it.",
      "Portals open; your mind closed.",
      "Lanterns shine; you dim.",
      "Arbiter statue judges; you condemned.",
      "Ethereal voices laugh at you.",
      "Broker coins clink louder than your crits.",
      "Eternal watchers ignore you.",
      "Soul conduits smarter than you.",
      "Floor sigils glow; you stumble.",
      "Chambers vast; your skill tiny.",
      "Archivists record failure—yours.",
      "Arbiter watches nothing—like you.",
      "Mawsworn braver than you.",
      "Eternal markets trade; you donate.",
      "Chimes ring competence; you off-key.",
      "Oribos endless; your worth short.",
      "Courtiers profit; you loss.",
      "Staircases endless; you trip fast.",
      "Lanterns tall; you small.",
      "Attendant sighs louder than logs.",
      "Broker bargains; you get scammed.",
      "Halo rings perfect; your circle zero.",
      "Soulbinders bind; you unbind groups.",
      "Eternal city, temporary clown.",
      "Even the Maw spits you back.",
    },
    Zone_Valdrakken = {
      "Dragons eternal; you expire fast.",
      "Bronze flight wise; you clueless.",
      "Ruby flames hot; your DPS cold.",
      "Blue halls smart; you dumb.",
      "Emerald gardens bloom; you wilt.",
      "Black anvils forge; you break.",
      "Bronze sands flow; your time wasted.",
      "Vault treasures shine; you dull.",
      "Council meets; you excluded.",
      "Flight banners proud; you pitiful.",
      "Drakonid drill; you trip.",
      "Proto-dragons roar; you squeak.",
      "Obsidian walls strong; you weak.",
      "Auction hall busy; you broke.",
      "Market gems sparkle; your logs grey.",
      "Bronze keep time; you lose it.",
      "Emerald waters heal; you harm.",
      "Black forge booms; you flop.",
      "Blue tomes thick; your brain thin.",
      "Ruby ward warm; you cold.",
      "Dragon shrines holy; you cursed.",
      "Council towers tall; your IQ short.",
      "Banners fly; you crawl.",
      "Dragons soar; you floor.",
      "Timeways open; your schedule closed.",
      "Aspects gaze; you glaze.",
      "Conflux hums; you buzz wrong.",
      "Vault keys turn; you fumble.",
      "Valdrakken eternal; you temporary.",
      "Even whelps outparse you.",
    },
    Zone_Boralus = {
      "Kul Tiran ships sail; you sink.",
      "Ashvane gold weighs more than you.",
      "Harbor bells ring; you off-key.",
      "Stormsong winds blow, your brain drifts.",
      "Market fish fresher than your skills.",
      "Taverns loud; your crits soft.",
      "Ashvane ledger beats your parse.",
      "Proudmoore cannons fire, you misfire.",
      "Sewers stink, you stink worse.",
      "Guards drunk, still sharper than you.",
      "Auction house hustles, you trip.",
      "Harbor gulls aim better than you.",
      "Ashvane sawmills cut deeper.",
      "Salt air clearer than your mind.",
      "Kul Tiran brews stronger than you.",
      "Storm’s Wake smarter than you.",
      "Tidemother listens, not to you.",
      "Ashvane thugs hit harder.",
      "Harbor ropes thicker than your logic.",
      "Market coins jingle louder than your whine.",
      "Kul Tiran sailors tougher than you.",
      "Tavern maids throw straighter.",
      "Proudmoore legacy high; you low.",
      "Fog horns smarter than you.",
      "Harbor tides strong; your will weak.",
      "Ships return; you AFK.",
      "Ashvane chains tighter than your leash.",
      "Dock rats braver than you.",
      "Kul Tiras stands; you flop.",
      "Even seaweed has backbone.",
    },
    Zone_Dazaralor = {
      "Golden pyramid tall; your IQ small.",
      "Loa roar; you squeak.",
      "Zanchuli wise; you clueless.",
      "Rastakhan ruled; you drooled.",
      "Dinosaurs bite harder than you.",
      "Auction stalls richer than you.",
      "Drumbeats thunder; you whimper.",
      "Gilded halls shine; you dull.",
      "Harbor traders profit; you lose.",
      "Zandalari proud; you pitiful.",
      "Talanji strong; you weak.",
      "Loa shrines glow; your brain dim.",
      "Pyramid gold heavy; you light.",
      "Guards roar; you snore.",
      "Jungle cats stealth; you trip.",
      "Masks wise; you witless.",
      "Drum cadence sharp; you sloppy.",
      "Throne steps tall; you fall.",
      "Loa spirits mock you.",
      "Zanchuli council sighs louder than logs.",
      "Zocalo crowded; you lost.",
      "Dinosaurs roar; you AFK.",
      "Golden arches tall; you crawl.",
      "Loa feast; you famine.",
      "Blood trolls scarier than you.",
      "Zuldazar eternal; you disposable.",
      "Even parrots outparse you.",
      "Coin clinks smarter than your brain.",
      "Loa laugh, at you.",
    },
    Zone_HellfirePeninsula = {
      "Hellfire burns; you fizzle.",
      "Fel Reaver roars; you squeak.",
      "Citadel towers tall; you crawl.",
      "Ash clouds thick; your brain thicker.",
      "Orcs rage; you flop.",
      "Demons smarter than you.",
      "Spikes sharp; your wit dull.",
      "Siege engines crush harder.",
      "Ash whispers louder than you.",
      "Banners proud; you pitiful.",
      "Blood pools deep; you shallow.",
      "Fel fire glows; your DPS cold.",
      "Legion laughs at you.",
      "Ramps steep; you trip.",
      "Outland sky cracked; so are you.",
    },
    Zone_Zangarmarsh = {
      "Mushrooms tall; your brain small.",
      "Sporebats glow; you dim.",
      "Naga smarter than you.",
      "Swamp water clearer than your plans.",
      "Marsh lights shine; you flicker.",
      "Fungus grows faster than your DPS.",
      "Spore clouds thicker than your excuses.",
      "Naga blades sharper than you.",
      "Marsh smell better than you.",
      "Druids laugh at you.",
      "Mire frogs jump higher.",
      "Sporelings outsmart you.",
      "Roots twist; you trip.",
      "Lakes deep; you shallow.",
      "Umbra Fen whispers ‘bench’ at you.",
    },
    Zone_Netherstorm = {
      "Mana forges hum; you fizzle.",
      "Nether rays soar; you trip.",
      "Astromancers smarter than you.",
      "Crystals glow; your logs grey.",
      "Stormspire shines; you dull.",
      "Ethereum schemes; you fail.",
      "Arcane blasts sharper than you.",
      "Void shrieks; you squeak.",
      "Forge fire hot; your DPS cold.",
      "Tempests smarter than you.",
      "Eco-domes thrive; you wilt.",
      "Mana cells hum louder than you.",
      "Stars shine; you dim.",
      "Ethereals profit; you bankrupt.",
      "Even arcane dust outdamages you.",
    },
    Zone_ShadowmoonValley = {
      "Volcano burns; you fizzle.",
      "Fel orcs rage; you flop.",
      "Illidari laugh at you.",
      "Black Temple looms; you crawl.",
      "Shadows whisper smarter than you.",
      "Ash skies clearer than your mind.",
      "Demons feast; you starve.",
      "Volcanoes roar; you squeak.",
      "Orcs bleed; you whine.",
      "Altar flames brighter than your parse.",
      "Temple bells toll; you AFK.",
      "Fel fire dances; you trip.",
      "Illidan glares; you grey log.",
      "Shadowmoon eternal; you disposable.",
      "Even Netherwing drakes mock you.",
    },
    Zone_BladesEdgeMountains = {
      "Stone spires pierce the sky, and still your wits fall shorter.",
      "Gronn crush mountains; you struggle with pebbles.",
      "Ogres roar with pride; you whimper in shame.",
      "Dragon skulls crown the peaks, mocking your fragile head.",
      "Every crag tells a tale; yours is failure repeated.",
      "Thunderlords hunt with fury; you trip over roots.",
      "Blades of stone sharper than your ideas.",
      "Every ridge bleeds history; you bring only excuses.",
      "Even broken dragons laugh at your DPS.",
      "Spires endure storms; you collapse under whispers.",
      "The mountains echo roars; your cries barely squeak.",
      "Ogres carve legends; you carve grey logs.",
      "Storms rage across the cliffs; you cannot even spark.",
      "Blade’s Edge remembers every fall; yours will be forgotten.",
      "Gronn feast on ogres; you would not satisfy a rat.",
    },
    Zone_Nagrand = {
      "Fields endless; your skill ends quickly.",
      "Orc clans strong; you weak.",
      "Throne of Elements whispers wisdom; you mumble nonsense.",
      "Garadar proud; you pitiful.",
      "Talbuks swift; you stumble.",
      "Ancestral spirits shine brighter than you.",
      "Elemental stones endure; you crumble.",
      "Kurenai noble; you clown.",
      "Mag’har endure war; you AFK.",
      "Wind roars across plains; you squeak.",
      "Even clefthooves have thicker hides than you.",
      "Halaa fought for; you log grey.",
      "Oshu’gun crystal wise; you brainless.",
      "Legends roam here; you barely crawl.",
      "Every stone tells a tale; yours is a joke.",
    },
    Zone_Ghostlands = {
      "Tranquillien feeds survivors; you feed my patience—poorly.",
      "The Dead Scar crawls with Scourge; your courage crawls slower.",
      "Dar’Khan’s shadow lingers; your shadow is just embarrassment.",
      "Ziggurats hum with doom; your parse hums with nothing.",
      "Farstrider patrols hold the line; you hold the group back.",
      "Amani drums in the trees; your heartbeat panics off-beat.",
      "Elfgates shattered; your confidence shattered harder.",
      "Torches flicker on the Scar; your brain flickers dimmer.",
      "Sanctum crystals glow; your ideas sputter.",
      "Deatholme whispers loudly; your contribution whispers quieter.",
      "Ranger arrows fly true; you miss standing still.",
      "Wretched beg for mana; you beg for a carry.",
      "Rot creeps in every ditch; your fear creeps faster.",
      "Even murlocs near the shore out-maneuver you.",
      "Ghostlands remembers heroes; it will not remember you.",
    },
    Zone_QuelDanas = {
      "Sunwell gleams reborn; your talent stays unpolished.",
      "Magisters lecture with fire; you learn with wipes.",
      "Wretched scrounge scraps; you scrounge for compliments.",
      "Shattered Sun banners snap; your morale flaps sadly.",
      "Kael’thas left a mess; your rotation leaves a bigger one.",
      "Naaru light floods the court; your brain stays dim.",
      "Shipyards bustle with heroes; you queue as baggage.",
      "Dawnstrider mages weave brilliance; you knot your own feet.",
      "Sanctum wards hum; your meter snores.",
      "Legion ash in the cracks still outdamages you.",
      "Sentinels stand flawless; you stand in fire.",
      "Havenshire gulls dive true; you miss stationary crystals.",
      "The Terrace sparkles; your logs don’t.",
      "Every stone remembers triumph; you keep forgetting keybinds.",
      "Even a mana wyrm shows more discipline than you.",
    },
    Zone_IsleOfDorn = {
      "Sea cliffs roar; you whisper wipes.",
      "Earthen sing stone; you hum excuses.",
      "Forge smoke rises; your DPS doesn’t.",
      "Storm beacons blaze; your brain flickers.",
      "Harbor cranes lift; you drop.",
      "Basalt holds strong; you fold.",
      "Dornogal rings; your parse pings grey.",
      "Runes glow steady; you wobble.",
      "Earthen hearty; you hollow.",
      "Wave breaks clean; your rotation messy.",
      "Anvils thunder; you squeak.",
      "Wind carves stone; you carve failure.",
      "Gulls aim better than you.",
      "Salt air brisk; your play stale.",
      "Stonecutters true; you scuff keys.",
      "Cliff paths narrow; your focus narrower.",
      "Harbor ledgers balanced; your brain overdrawn.",
      "Beacon keepers vigilant; you AFK.",
      "Stormglass clear; your plan foggy.",
      "Earthen drums proud; you off-beat.",
      "Tide pulls hard; you pull threat.",
      "Kelp nets catch; you whiff.",
      "Masons set lines; you miss cues.",
      "Dorn wolves track; you lose target.",
      "Titan glyphs precise; you improvise badly.",
      "Shipwrights true; you scuttle.",
      "Clifftop shrines shine; you dim.",
      "Quarry rails glide; you derail.",
      "Storm laughs at you.",
      "Even barnacles have grip.",
    },
    Zone_RingingDeeps = {
      "Echoes sing true; you sing off-key and wipe.",
      "Deep forges roar; your DPS whispers apologies.",
      "Ore carts run on time; your brain misses the schedule.",
      "Resonant crystals hum; you hum excuses.",
      "Earthen delvers brave; you fear your own keybinds.",
      "Drill rigs bite stone; you nibble at mechanics.",
      "Shockwaves hit hard; your awareness hits nothing.",
      "Stalactites sharp; your ideas blunt.",
      "Safety lanterns bright; your plan dim.",
      "Seismic meters twitch; you stand in the red.",
      "Foreman barks orders; you fetch failure.",
      "Smelters pour steel; you pour tears.",
      "Tunnel maps clear; you still get lost.",
      "Signal whistles crisp; you play kazoo.",
      "Runes dampen echoes; nothing dampens your whining.",
      "Bridge bolts tight; your rotation loose.",
      "Powder barrels labeled; you enlighten no one.",
      "Crank-wheels turn; your brain stalls.",
      "Winches haul tons; you can’t carry a parse.",
      "Lode stones rich; you bankrupt the meter.",
      "Surveyor notes precise; you freestyle mistakes.",
      "Earthen chants steady; your heart panics.",
      "Sound baffles hold; your positioning doesn’t.",
      "Rockfalls predictable; your deaths inevitable.",
      "Glowshrooms helpful; you harmful.",
      "Lift platforms safe; you leap to your doom.",
      "Tremor horns warn; you mute reality.",
      "Rail brakes firm; your hands slippery.",
      "Crystal choir flawless; you never on pitch.",
      "Even the cave rats path better than you.",
    },
    Zone_Hallowfall = {
      "The Light shines eternal; your parse dies quick.",
      "Arathi hold strong; you hold aggro and wipe.",
      "Sanctum bells ring true; your keybinds off-key.",
      "Luminara glows radiant; your rotation flickers.",
      "Even mushrooms here shine brighter than your DPS.",
      "Arathi knights pray; you AFK.",
      "Sacred banners fly; your excuses flap.",
      "Refugee children laugh; they outplay you.",
      "Shrine priests heal; you still die.",
      "Stalactites steady; you slip.",
      "Holy water pure; your logs polluted.",
      "Paladins strike true; you miss auto-attacks.",
      "Crystal lanterns steady; your uptime shaky.",
      "Arathi chants strong; your voice cracks.",
      "Even cave moths find the Light better than you.",
      "Arathi walls high; your potential low.",
      "The sunstone warms; your heart cold.",
      "Knight shields firm; you panic.",
      "Sanctum murals heroic; you comic.",
      "Children spar in play; they parry better.",
      "Luminara beams precise; your aim sloppy.",
      "Shrine incense rises; your hopes sink.",
      "Faith heals wounds; you inflict wipes.",
      "Even cave crickets sync better.",
      "Knight oaths eternal; your promises broken.",
      "Sanctuary bells toll glory; you toll grey logs.",
      "Banners bright; you dim.",
      "The Light burns pure; you burn in voidzones.",
      "Paladins inspire; you expire.",
      "Even shadows laugh at you.",
    },
    Zone_AzjKahet = {
      "Spiders weave destiny; you tangle in your own keybinds.",
      "Nerubians plot empire; you plot wipes.",
      "Webs glisten sharp; your parse dull.",
      "Brood mothers brood; you sulk.",
      "Chitin walls echo; your excuses echo louder.",
      "Necromancers whisper power; you whisper 'help.'",
      "Silk strands tight; your rotation loose.",
      "Queens command; you misclick.",
      "Husks crack open; your patience cracks first.",
      "Even beetles path better than you.",
      "Carapace glows; your screen grey.",
      "Skittering claws strike; you fumble.",
      "Hollow halls vast; your brain hollow.",
      "Lords spin plots; you spin in circles.",
      "Egg sacs hatch sharper than your burst.",
      "Every tunnel leads deeper; you lead nowhere.",
      "Brood drones disciplined; you scatter.",
      "Spinners weave precise; you sloppy.",
      "Chittering fills the dark; your voice squeaks.",
      "Queens' gaze commands; you AFK.",
      "Carapace plates thick; your skin thin.",
      "Legion fell; Nerubians endure; you flop.",
      "Even shadows scuttle faster.",
      "Eggs gestate potential; you gestate excuses.",
      "Web anchors firm; you slip.",
      "Necropolis stands; you wipe.",
      "Azj-Kahet eternal; you disposable.",
      "Spiders feast; you feed nothing.",
      "Every echo laughs at you.",
      "Even the larvae show promise.",
    },
    Zone_CityOfThreads = {
      "Spinners weave politics; you weave wipes.",
      "Queens whisper plots; you whisper macros wrong.",
      "Silk bridges taut; your focus slack.",
      "Husks stand guard; you stand in fire.",
      "Council chambers echo sense; you echo nonsense.",
      "Egg vaults locked; your brain wide open.",
      "Brood heralds sing triumph; your logs sing grey.",
      "Carapace towers rise; your potential falls.",
      "Every thread precise; your inputs sloppy.",
      "Silk lanterns glow; you flicker.",
      "Drones drill in cadence; you desync instantly.",
      "Court protocols strict; you break rules by accident.",
      "Necropolis bells toll; your timer fails.",
      "Brood masks gleam; your UI cluttered.",
      "Even larvae respect hierarchy; you don’t.",
      "Ritual silk tight; your rotation loose.",
      "Council scribes record glory; you write excuses.",
      "Every street hides spies; you hide from mechanics.",
      "Queens decree eternal; you last one pull.",
      "Web stages perfect; you stumble off.",
      "Arbiters chant law; you misclick.",
      "Spinners weave harmony; you discord.",
      "Egg vaults guarded; your target leaks.",
      "City thrives eternal; you disposable.",
      "Chitter chorus sings order; you squeak disorder.",
      "Mask veils secrets; you reveal incompetence.",
      "Even beetles know lanes; you don’t.",
      "Carapace arches high; your IQ low.",
      "Empire strong; you weak.",
      "Every echo mocks you.",
    },
    Zone_Dornogal = {
      "Earthen forge steel; you forge wipes.",
      "Guild bells toll sharp; you misclick louder.",
      "Archives brim with wisdom; your brain empty.",
      "Stone bridges steady; your focus shaky.",
      "Market coins clink; your DPS clunks.",
      "Guildmasters demand excellence; you provide grey logs.",
      "Rune pillars glow true; your parse flickers faint.",
      "Anvils roar; you squeak.",
      "Stonecutters carve precise; you carve failure.",
      "Vaults lock secrets; your UI leaks nonsense.",
      "Even tavern drunks rotate better than you.",
      "Forgewrights hammer on beat; you miss your keybind.",
      "Earthen shields stand tall; you panic.",
      "Archive scribes record heroes; they skip you.",
      "Statues honor legends; your name is ash.",
      "Chandeliers sparkle; you dim.",
      "Vault locks tight; your plan loose.",
      "Ancestral halls echo strong; your excuses echo longer.",
      "Earthen priests chant steady; you mumble off-tune.",
      "Stone roads straight; you wander lost.",
      "Even apprentices parse higher.",
      "Carved murals heroic; your play comic.",
      "Council decrees firm; your will floppy.",
      "Even dwarves mock you.",
      "Forges fire hot; your DPS cold.",
      "Bell towers strike true; you strike wrong.",
      "Ancestral songs proud; your voice squeaks.",
      "Market scribes count fast; you miscount gcds.",
      "Earthen young spar better than you fight.",
      "Every chisel mark precise; your inputs sloppy.",
      "Rune walls eternal; you last one pull.",
      "Even beetles in cracks coordinate better.",
      "Stone echoes strong; you whimper.",
      "Deep halls endure; you fold.",
      "Earthen laughter hearty; your jokes wipe raids.",
      "Vault keepers trust runes; nobody trusts you.",
      "Every ale mug fuller than your ideas.",
      "Stone lions roar silent; you cry loud.",
      "Guild horns call valor; you call healer.",
      "Titan glyphs precise; you improvise poorly.",
      "Forge smoke steady; your aim shaky.",
      "Earthen builders balance perfectly; you fall off.",
      "Even children at play dodge better.",
      "Chisels strike rhythm; your timing off.",
      "Stone stairs endless; you stumble early.",
      "Earthen bread rises; you collapse.",
      "Bell towers shine; you tarnish.",
      "Every legend begins here; yours ends quick.",
      "Even statues laugh at you.",
      "Dornogal eternal; you irrelevant.",
    },
    Zone_Karesh = {
      "Karesh plains stretch wide; your skill shrinks under the Fel sky.",
      "Fel orcs roar; you just… squeak.",
      "Clans chant ancient strength; you chant wrong keybinds.",
      "Fel-tainted oaks tower; your thoughts sag.",
      "Runestones hum power; your parse hums excuses.",
      "Camp fires blaze bold; your DPS barely glows.",
      "Ogre drums pound unity; you stutter in rhythm.",
      "Fel corruption seeps deep; your morale is deeper mud.",
      "Clan banners whip proud; your pride flaps ragged.",
      "Every ogre respects strength; they respect you… less.",
      "Fel-etched pillars stand firm; your resolve crumbles.",
      "Dust devils rise fast; your awareness swirls slower.",
      "Runed totems chant in time; you lag behind.",
      "Even gnolls here hunt smarter.",
      "Karesh echoes power; your echoes are pitiful.",
      "Fel orcs endure pain; you endure fails.",
      "Every spire carved; your rotation messy.",
      "Fel-touched ground burns; your will freezes.",
      "Smokestacks tower; your uptime towers nowhere.",
      "Clan hooves thunder; your heartbeat flutters.",
      "Fel runes glow green; your screen glows error.",
      "Ogre laughter deep; your jokes flounder.",
      "Song of clans loud; your voice cracks out of tune.",
      "Even roots resist corruption; you resist mechanics.",
      "Karesh endures; you flake.",
      "Stone drums echo valor; your logs echo wipes.",
      "Clans remember names; they won’t remember yours.",
      "Fel-forged hearts endure; yours melts.",
      "Even wind respects the clans; it laughs at you.",
      "Strength here is resolute; your excuses aren’t.",
    },
    Raid_Manaforge = {
      "Mana conduits surge; your DPS trickles.",
      "Reactors roar; you whisper wipes.",
      "Ethereals count profit; you count deaths.",
      "Forges hum steady; your rotation stutters.",
      "Spell pylons precise; you sloppy.",
      "Shield matrices glow; your brain flatlines.",
      "Reactor beams cut true; you stand in them.",
      "Mana cells overcharge; you underperform.",
      "Conduits aligned; you misalign.",
      "Even dust motes parse higher.",
      "Ethereals trap void; you trap group.",
      "Forge alarms loud; your excuses louder.",
      "Runed pylons resonate; your logs grey.",
      "Overseers bark orders; you bark wrong targets.",
      "Anomaly stable; you unstable.",
      "Even a mana wisp casts better.",
      "Ethereals coin flows; you bankrupt DPS.",
      "Forges timeless; your uptime absent.",
      "Arcane fields balanced; you off-balance.",
      "Power loops strong; you weak.",
      "Mana vault secure; your brain leaks.",
      "Ethereals guard data; you AFK.",
      "Runic floor steady; you slip.",
      "Forge pylons aligned; you desync.",
      "Anomaly cries sharp; you whimper.",
      "Forges eternal; you disposable.",
      "Every hum sings power; you squeak excuses.",
      "Even crystals shine brighter.",
      "Raid remembers triumph; you fade.",
      "Mana burns; you fizzle.",
    },
    Raid_BlackTemple = {
      "Illidan claims prepared; you never are.",
      "Ashtongue kneel in shadow; you trip in daylight.",
      "Pools of fel burn; your DPS fizzles cold.",
      "Sanctum wards hold firm; your keybinds collapse.",
      "Ziggurats echo power; you echo excuses.",
      "Illidari blades sing; your swing misses.",
      "Prisoners whisper pain; you whimper louder.",
      "Demons bound tight; your rotation loose.",
      "Even ashtongue novices parse higher.",
      "Temple gates loom; your will shrinks.",
      "Illidan’s eyes burn fire; your eyes dodge voidzones badly.",
      "Vaults hold secrets; you hold wipes.",
      "Sanctified halls shine; you dim.",
      "Even naga guards smarter.",
      "Altar stones eternal; you disposable.",
      "Akama resists corruption; you don’t resist mechanics.",
      "Legion falls; you fall faster.",
      "Every demon chained; you leash yourself to fail.",
      "Temple black, your logs grey.",
      "Every banner screams defiance; you squeak surrender.",
      "Even felhounds here shame you.",
      "Council masters power; you master nothing.",
      "Illidan watches; he mocks you too.",
      "Temple echoes war; you echo panic.",
      "Every brazier burns brighter than you.",
      "Demons endure torment; you can’t endure trash pulls.",
      "The Black Temple eternal; you forgettable.",
      "Every corridor remembers heroes; it won’t remember you.",
      "Even the shadows laugh.",
      "Prepared? You never are.",
    },
    Raid_SunwellPlateau = {
      "Sunwell blazes reborn; you still parse grey.",
      "Shattered Sun rally proud; you rally wipes.",
      "Brutallus roars; you squeak.",
      "Felmyst breathes doom; you breathe excuses.",
      "Eredar Twins dance precision; you trip over mechanics.",
      "M’uru tests faith; you fail the pre-pull.",
      "Kil’jaeden ascends; you descend to the floor.",
      "Crystals sing power; you hum off-key.",
      "Magisters lecture timing; you miss GCDs anyway.",
      "Shields align; your brain doesn’t.",
      "Wards of the Sunwell hold; your attention doesn’t.",
      "Dawnstrider banners snap; your morale flaps.",
      "Dragonhawk patrols graceful; you facepull trash.",
      "Anveena’s light pure; your aim impure.",
      "Priests channel hope; you channel dead chat.",
      "Fel flames trace paths; you stand in all of them.",
      "Runes flare warning; you read none.",
      "Twins share strength; you share blame.",
      "Brutallus cleaves legacies; you cleave the healers.",
      "Felmyst exhales plague; you inhale failure.",
      "M’uru demands discipline; you demand a battle rez.",
      "Kil’jaeden ‘prepares’; you never do.",
      "Sunblades crisp; you crumb.",
      "Crystal matrices align; your keybinds scatter.",
      "Anveena sacrifices; you sacrifice the raid.",
      "Shattered Sun log victories; you log out.",
      "Even a wretched here shows more focus.",
      "The plateau crowns legends; you bring a hat of shame.",
      "Every gong rings triumph; you ring the wipe timer.",
      "Even the light is tired of you.",
    },
    Raid_Firelands = {
      "Ragnaros burns eternal; you fizzle out.",
      "Molten lords roar; you whisper wipes.",
      "Lava rivers flow steady; your DPS stutters.",
      "Obsidian spires tower; your will crumbles.",
      "Elementals burn fierce; you smolder weak.",
      "Even a fire imp outshines you.",
      "Flamewakers strike fast; you trip.",
      "Every ember glows brighter than your parse.",
      "Sulfuras falls heavy; you fall first.",
      "Druids fight flame; you fight your UI.",
      "Magma surges high; your focus low.",
      "Raid echoes triumph; you squeak failure.",
      "Ash storms swirl; your excuses swirl louder.",
      "Every flame wave hits you.",
      "Molten eggs crack smarter than you.",
      "Pyrelords command; you misclick.",
      "Ragnaros bellows; you cry.",
      "Even lava elementals dodge better.",
      "Runes flare warning; you see nothing.",
      "Ash pits vast; your logs shallow.",
      "Obsidian tough; you fragile.",
      "Fire druids roar; you whimper.",
      "Every brazier burns higher DPS.",
      "Raid prepares; you never do.",
      "Molten fields eternal; your memory short.",
      "Even cinders move smarter.",
      "Volcanoes erupt; you implode.",
      "Ashen council chants; you AFK.",
      "Every flame spirit mocks you.",
      "Even the smoke sighs.",
    },
    Raid_SiegeOfOrgrimmar = {
      "Garrosh screams honor; you scream wipes.",
      "Kor’kron axes sharp; your DPS blunt.",
      "Siege engines roar; your rotation stalls.",
      "Sha whisper madness; you whisper excuses.",
      "Orgrimmar walls stand tall; your will flimsy.",
      "Even grunts parse higher.",
      "Mantid swarms disciplined; you scatter.",
      "Rokh’nor drums thunder; you squeak.",
      "Banners wave glory; you AFK.",
      "Sha infest courage; you infest grey logs.",
      "Even siege boars smarter.",
      "Garrosh calls prepared; you never are.",
      "Vaults guard treasures; you guard nothing.",
      "Paragons of the Klaxxi fight; you flop.",
      "Every cannon hits target; you miss.",
      "Even trolls laugh at you.",
      "Echoes of Pandaria cry valor; you cry healer.",
      "The rebellion stands proud; you crawl.",
      "Sha poison hearts; you poison meters.",
      "Mantid wings slice air; you lag behind.",
      "Even Kor’kron trainees parse better.",
      "Bells of war toll; you toll wipes.",
      "Rage of Garrosh burns; your spark fizzles.",
      "Drums echo defiance; you echo failure.",
      "Siege flames roar; you smolder weak.",
      "Vault guardians firm; you panic.",
      "Orgrimmar endures; you disposable.",
      "Even rats dodge mechanics here.",
      "Hellscream mocks; I join him.",
      "Prepared? Never you.",
    },
    Zone_Azsuna = {
      "Nightfallen wail; you whine louder.",
      "Academy of magic stood proud; you barely stand.",
      "Naga plot conquest; you plot wipes.",
      "Even spectral students parse better.",
      "Ruins glow arcane; your logs glow grey.",
      "Prince Farondis resists forever; you resist mechanics never.",
      "Mana storms rage; your spark flickers.",
      "Elven ghosts sigh; they sigh at you too.",
      "Naga blades sharp; your DPS blunt.",
      "Ley lines surge; your brain stalls.",
      "Farondis lost his crown; you lose cooldowns.",
      "Wards hold seas back; you hold nothing.",
      "Ghostly tutors lecture; you fail exams.",
      "Arcane echoes cry valor; you cry healer.",
      "Even sea lions dodge better.",
      "Every drowned ruin stronger than you.",
      "Ghost scholars shine brighter than your parses.",
      "Elven pride remains; you shame it.",
      "Illidari hunt demons; you AFK.",
      "Mana crystals resonate; your keybinds don’t.",
      "Academy bells toll triumph; you toll wipes.",
      "Even a murloc would outsmart you here.",
      "Farondis cursed eternal; you cursed at pugs.",
      "Seaweed roots stronger than your will.",
      "Arcane wards shine; you dim.",
      "Sunken spires eternal; you disposable.",
      "Even kelp tangles less than you.",
      "Every statue weeps at your play.",
      "Night elf ruins timeless; your skill not.",
      "Prepared? Not you.",
    },
    Zone_Valsharah = {
      "Cenarius taught balance; you teach wipes.",
      "Dreamgrove thrives; your DPS doesn’t.",
      "Satyrs whisper corruption; you whisper excuses.",
      "Malfurion weeps; I laugh at you.",
      "Even wisps cast better.",
      "Nightmare roots grasp; you trip yourself.",
      "Archdruids channel power; you channel grey logs.",
      "Trees stand eternal; you flop.",
      "Elune’s light shines; you dim.",
      "Even owls mock you here.",
      "Xavius plots deep; your thoughts shallow.",
      "Dreamweavers nurture; you neglect.",
      "Grove spirits sing; your voice cracks.",
      "Every root steadier than your rotation.",
      "The Nightmare spreads; so do your fails.",
      "Malfurion carries burdens; you carry nothing.",
      "Even satyr imps parse higher.",
      "Wildkin fight bravely; you AFK.",
      "Roots hold firm; you slip.",
      "Dream’s glow eternal; your spark gone.",
      "Druids commune with forests; you commune with death.",
      "Xavius corrupts forests; you corrupt meters.",
      "Elune weeps; I cheer at your fails.",
      "Even dryads flee faster than you dodge.",
      "Dreamgrove eternal; you irrelevant.",
      "Grove keepers guard; you grief.",
      "Nightmare claws sharp; your claws dull.",
      "Roots eternal; your logs forgotten.",
      "Elune forgives; I don’t.",
      "Prepared? Not you.",
    },
    Zone_Highmountain = {
      "Tauren honor tall; your DPS small.",
      "Drogbar dig deep; you dig wipes.",
      "Ebonhorn hides power; you hide excuses.",
      "River flows steady; your rotation stutters.",
      "Eagle totems proud; you AFK.",
      "Even Drogbar grubs parse higher.",
      "Thunder Totem soars; you fall.",
      "Legends etched in stone; you etched in grey logs.",
      "Storm drakes roar; you squeak.",
      "Tauren uphold balance; you unbalance raids.",
      "Neltharion’s Lair echoes; your failures echo louder.",
      "Every cliff higher than your IQ.",
      "Even harpies dodge better.",
      "War drums thunder; you whimper.",
      "Spiritwalkers commune; you disconnect.",
      "Drogbar break stone; you break group.",
      "Totems shine bright; you dim.",
      "Ebonhorn resists Old Gods; you resist mechanics never.",
      "Skyhorn eagles fly; you crawl.",
      "Cliff shadows deep; your parse shallow.",
      "Thunder Totem eternal; you disposable.",
      "Even fishers cast straighter.",
      "Every river sings truer than your logs.",
      "Tauren chant valor; you mumble excuses.",
      "Harpies shriek; you shriek wipes.",
      "Legends endure; you vanish.",
      "Stone holds strong; you fragile.",
      "Prepared? Not you.",
      "Even Drogbar laugh.",
      "Totem proud; you shameful.",
    },
    Zone_Stormheim = {
      "Vrykul boast glory; you boast wipes.",
      "Valarjar ascend; you descend meters.",
      "Helya binds souls; you bind failure.",
      "Even goats dodge better.",
      "Odyn tests heroes; you fail pre-pull.",
      "Storm drakes roar; you squeak.",
      "Kvaldir claim strength; you claim nothing.",
      "Longships ride waves; you sink.",
      "Runes shine valor; your logs shine grey.",
      "Trials forge legends; you forge excuses.",
      "Every fjord cliff taller than your IQ.",
      "Valarjar stand proud; you stand in fire.",
      "Even fishers strike harder.",
      "Halls echo honor; you echo panic.",
      "Goats climb mountains; you fall.",
      "Skovald steals aegis; you steal wipes.",
      "Stormheim eternal; you disposable.",
      "Even Kvaldir laugh at you.",
      "Drums thunder; you whisper.",
      "Frost winds cut sharp; your DPS blunt.",
      "Trial horns sound; you AFK.",
      "Even Odyn sighs at you.",
      "Every storm stronger than your will.",
      "Valarjar feast heroes; none toast you.",
      "Runes carve eternity; you scribble fails.",
      "Helya curses mortals; you curse your rotation.",
      "Fjord winds howl; you whine louder.",
      "Legends rise; you flop.",
      "Prepared? Not you.",
      "Even goats smirk.",
    },
    Zone_Suramar = {
      "Elisande bends time; you bend rotations.",
      "Shal’dorei dine on mana; you starve DPS.",
      "Even mana addicts cast better.",
      "Masquerade hides truth; you hide fails.",
      "Every street lamp glows brighter than you.",
      "Guardians chant law; you chant excuses.",
      "Nightwell hums power; you hum off-key.",
      "Insurrection brave; you AFK.",
      "Mana wine flows; your effort doesn’t.",
      "Even a starving Nightfallen parses higher.",
      "Palais des Arcanes eternal; your logs forgotten.",
      "Courtiers bow proud; none bow to you.",
      "Every ward crackles warning; you miss it.",
      "Mana sabers pounce sharp; you stumble.",
      "Even a rat here dodges better.",
      "Elisande declares fate; you declare wipes.",
      "Nightborne towers elegant; you clumsy.",
      "Arcwine sweet; your DPS sour.",
      "Masks hide fear; you show panic.",
      "Mana addicts crave sustenance; you crave a carry.",
      "Even street urchins cast cleaner.",
      "Rebels bleed hope; you bleed meters.",
      "Every rune etched precise; you sloppy.",
      "Masquerade balls glitter; you fade.",
      "Nightwell eternal; you disposable.",
      "Grand Magistrix reigns; you wipe.",
      "Even constructs parse higher.",
      "Palace mirrors shine; you dim.",
      "Prepared? Not you.",
      "Suramar mocks you too.",
    },
    Zone_BrokenShore = {
      "Legion demons roar; you squeak.",
      "Illidan claims prepared; you never are.",
      "Tomb of Sargeras looms; your DPS doesn’t.",
      "Even imps here cast better.",
      "Felsoul hulks smash; you whimper.",
      "Wards flare green; you miss mechanics.",
      "Every infernal outshines you.",
      "Fel reavers thunder; you lag.",
      "Army of Azeroth unites; you AFK.",
      "Even kobolds parse higher.",
      "Illidari leap proud; you faceplant.",
      "Felstorm burns strong; your spark weak.",
      "Tomb towers eternal; your logs forgotten.",
      "Even murlocs laugh.",
      "Kil’jaeden plots; you wipe.",
      "Dreadlords whisper lies; you whisper excuses.",
      "Felguards swing heavy; you swing wrong.",
      "Alliance stands proud; you stand in fire.",
      "Horde fights fierce; you AFK.",
      "Even sentinels sigh at you.",
      "Doomfire spreads; so do you—into it.",
      "Every glaive sharper than you.",
      "Wards eternal; your focus fleeting.",
      "Tomb echoes history; you echo wipes.",
      "Even a dreadstalker parses higher.",
      "Army sacrifices; you sacrifice group.",
      "Kil’jaeden ascends; you descend meters.",
      "Prepared? Not you.",
      "Legion eternal; your DPS not.",
      "Fel flame mocks you too.",
    },
    Raid_EmeraldNightmare = {
      "Shaladrassil withers; your DPS does faster.",
      "Xavius corrupts heroes; you corrupt logs.",
      "Even wisps cast straighter.",
      "Cenarius fights on; you AFK.",
      "Nightmare vines grip; you trip.",
      "Il’gynoth whispers; you whine.",
      "Even dryads parse higher.",
      "Dragons of Nightmare roar; you squeak.",
      "Roots hold steady; you collapse.",
      "Corruption spreads fast; your excuses faster.",
      "Even satyrs dodge better.",
      "Every dream bough taller than your IQ.",
      "Elerethe spins webs; you spin wipes.",
      "Xavius plots; you panic.",
      "Nightmare eternal; your contribution not.",
      "Raid unites proud; you stumble.",
      "Even a squirrel resists better.",
      "Horror seeps deep; your skill shallow.",
      "Cenarius stands strong; you flop.",
      "Il’gynoth shows truth; you ignore mechanics.",
      "Every whisper mocks you louder.",
      "Logs grey, pride red.",
      "Prepared? Not you.",
      "Dreamers sacrifice; you drag.",
      "Corruption thick; you thicker.",
      "Roots eternal; your DPS not.",
      "Even owls laugh at you.",
      "Nightmare thrives; you wilt.",
      "Elune weeps; I laugh.",
      "Pitiful.",
    },
    Raid_Nighthold = {
      "Elisande bends time; you bend over mechanics.",
      "Nightwell hums eternity; you hum excuses.",
      "Even mana addicts cast better.",
      "Gul’dan claims power; you claim wipes.",
      "Arcanists align wards; you misalign cooldowns.",
      "Every star augur sees higher DPS.",
      "Scorpids hit harder than you.",
      "Chronomatic anomalies precise; you sloppy.",
      "Trilliax cleans floors; you dirty meters.",
      "Even servants parse higher.",
      "Krosus smashes bridges; you smash rotations.",
      "High Botanist grows strength; you wither.",
      "Every spellblade sharper than your mind.",
      "Grand Magistrix declares order; you sow chaos.",
      "Even constructs dodge better.",
      "Nightwell feeds Suramar; you feed wipes.",
      "Star Augur maps galaxies; you miss dots.",
      "Etraeus calls stars; you call healer.",
      "Even a familiar cat parses higher.",
      "Nightfallen rise proud; you fall faster.",
      "Every crystal burns brighter than your spark.",
      "Nightwell eternal; your logs forgotten.",
      "Chronomancers refine; you regress.",
      "Elisande commands fate; you fail it.",
      "Gul’dan ascends; you descend meters.",
      "Even arcwine flows smoother than you.",
      "Palace eternal; you disposable.",
      "Prepared? Not you.",
      "Nightwell mocks you too.",
      "Pathetic.",
    },
    Raid_TombOfSargeras = {
      "Maiden of Vigilance judges; you fail mechanics.",
      "Sargeras left his mark; you leave wipes.",
      "Even naga swim smarter.",
      "Kil’jaeden ascends; you descend meters.",
      "Elune’s tears fall; you cry healer.",
      "Every fel rune brighter than your logs.",
      "Mistress Sassz’ine summons horrors; you summon excuses.",
      "Fallen avatar towers; you flop.",
      "Even imps here cast better.",
      "Demonic inquisition tortures; you torture DPS meters.",
      "Harjatan swings heavy; you swing wrong.",
      "Even a murloc parses higher.",
      "Wards of Aegwynn shine; your rotation dims.",
      "Engine of Souls hums; you AFK.",
      "Even shadows laugh at you.",
      "Legion storms rage; you panic.",
      "Runes flare warning; you miss all.",
      "Every tentacle smarter than you.",
      "Elune weeps; I laugh.",
      "Even naga slaves parse better.",
      "Avatar cracks stone; you crack under pressure.",
      "Kil’jaeden prepared; you never are.",
      "Nightborne rebels shine; you grey.",
      "Every echo mocks you.",
      "Sacrifices remembered; you forgotten.",
      "Even seaweed roots stronger than your will.",
      "Tomb eternal; you disposable.",
      "Logs grey, shame eternal.",
      "Prepared? Not you.",
      "Pathetic.",
    },
    Raid_Antorus = {
      "Titans stand eternal; you stand in fire.",
      "Aggramar blazes; you flicker.",
      "Even imps here cast straighter.",
      "Varimathras whispers torment; you whine louder.",
      "Portal keepers guard eternity; you fail timers.",
      "Eonar saves life; you waste it.",
      "Every fel reaver taller than your IQ.",
      "Even hounds parse higher.",
      "Legion armies march proud; you crawl.",
      "Coven of Shivarra weave fate; you weave wipes.",
      "High Command barks orders; you AFK.",
      "Even constructs parse better.",
      "Pantheon chained; you free wipes.",
      "Argus bleeds stars; you bleed meters.",
      "Every crystal outshines you.",
      "Titans roar; you squeak.",
      "Even a dreadstalker dodges better.",
      "Eonar’s song swells; your excuses louder.",
      "Portal storm rages; you lag.",
      "Aggramar judges; you grey.",
      "Coven channels fate; you channel mistakes.",
      "Argus reshapes worlds; you miss globals.",
      "Every annihilation mocks you.",
      "Army sacrifices; you feed deaths.",
      "Pantheon eternal; you forgotten.",
      "Prepared? Not you.",
      "Logs grey, shame eternal.",
      "Legion mocks you too.",
      "Pathetic.",
      "Even titans sigh.",
    },
    Zone_Westfall = {
      "Defias hide in barns; you hide in meters.",
      "Stormwind cast them out; raids cast you out too.",
      "Every harvest golem parses higher.",
      "Even coyotes bite harder.",
      "Dusty fields dry; your DPS drier.",
      "VanCleef built a rebellion; you build wipes.",
      "Every scarecrow smarter than you.",
      "Sentinels guard farms; you guard excuses.",
      "Even harvesters log better.",
      "Moonbrook crumbles; your focus crumbles faster.",
      "Defias plot revenge; you plot nothing.",
      "Every windmill spins cleaner than your rotations.",
      "Even murlocs here laugh.",
      "Homeless beg scraps; you beg heals.",
      "The People’s Militia rises; you fall.",
      "Fields eternal; your logs forgotten.",
      "Even chickens dodge better.",
      "Westfall winds howl; you whimper louder.",
      "Stormwind abandoned them; you abandon keybinds.",
      "Gnolls feast; you flop.",
      "VanCleef had vision; you’ve none.",
      "Every crate hides smarter things.",
      "Even farmhands hit harder.",
      "Logs grey, shame red.",
      "Prepared? Not you.",
      "Fields mock you.",
      "Even dust rises higher DPS.",
      "Brotherhood eternal; you disposable.",
      "Westfall weeps; I laugh.",
      "Pathetic.",
    },
    Zone_Duskwood = {
      "Headless Horseman laughs; you wipe louder.",
      "Even ghouls parse better.",
      "Ravens caw omen; you caw excuses.",
      "Graveyards full; raids full of your corpses.",
      "Even spiders dodge cleaner.",
      "Worgen howl proud; you squeak.",
      "Every gravestone smarter than you.",
      "Dark Riders hunt souls; you hunt wipes.",
      "Even skeletons hit harder.",
      "Fog hides threats; you stand in them.",
      "Morgan Ladimore weeps; I laugh at you.",
      "Every shadow sharper than your DPS.",
      "Even a scarecrow parses higher.",
      "Stitches lumbers; you crawl slower.",
      "Darkshire defends; you AFK.",
      "Logs grey, forest darker.",
      "Even banshees shriek prettier.",
      "Every candle brighter than you.",
      "Cult plots deep; you shallow.",
      "Grave soil richer than your contribution.",
      "Even ravens laugh.",
      "Duskwood eternal; you disposable.",
      "Prepared? Not you.",
      "Headless Horseman mocks; I join him.",
      "Even crypt dust parses higher.",
      "Militia stand tall; you stumble.",
      "Elune weeps; I giggle.",
      "Pitiful.",
      "Forest mocks you.",
      "Scared yet?",
    },
    Zone_DunMorogh = {
      "Nains forge steel; you forge wipes.",
      "Even troggs parse higher.",
      "Snow blind; your DPS blinder.",
      "Gnomes build machines; you build excuses.",
      "Every goat climbs better than you.",
      "Ironforge stands proud; you stand in fire.",
      "Frost wolves bite harder.",
      "Even ale kegs hit truer.",
      "Cold winds cut; you whine louder.",
      "Bronzebeard legacy shines; you grey.",
      "Every rune etched cleaner than your casts.",
      "Troggs swarm caves; you wipe groups.",
      "Dwarves guard gates; you AFK.",
      "Even snowballs dodge better.",
      "Mountaineers hold; you stumble.",
      "Logs grey, ice white.",
      "Prepared? Not you.",
      "Even rams laugh.",
      "Stonehammer clan tough; you flimsy.",
      "Snow eternal; your logs forgotten.",
      "Ironforge secure; you disposable.",
      "Even frost gnomes out-DPS you.",
      "Every hearthstone warmer than your skill.",
      "Cold ale burns hotter than your fire.",
      "Nains honor oaths; you break rotations.",
      "Snow crunches sharper than you.",
      "Even the tram parses higher.",
      "Ice thick; your pride thin.",
      "Dun Morogh mocks you.",
      "Pathetic.",
    },
    Zone_LochModan = {
      "Dwarves guard the dam; you guard grey logs.",
      "Every hill troll swings harder than you.",
      "Even troggs parse higher.",
      "Thelsamar dwarves drink deep; you drink wipes.",
      "Every keg heavier than your impact.",
      "Even goats climb smarter.",
      "Runes etched clean; your casts sloppy.",
      "Mountaineers patrol; you AFK.",
      "Stone walls stand firm; you flop.",
      "Even a mudcrab dodges better.",
      "Loch waters deep; your DPS shallow.",
      "Troll drums thunder; you squeak.",
      "Every pickaxe digs deeper than your thought.",
      "Even the fish hit harder.",
      "Bronzebeard honor shines; you grey.",
      "Logs forgotten; dam eternal.",
      "Even gnolls laugh at you here.",
      "Every horn blast louder than you.",
      "Prepared? Not you.",
      "Loch calm; you chaos.",
      "Even a ram kicks harder.",
      "Mountaineers hold line; you break it.",
      "Every ale mug steadier than your hands.",
      "Troll shamans chant; you mumble.",
      "Even statues smarter.",
      "Loch Modan eternal; you disposable.",
      "Pathetic.",
      "Stone holds; you don’t.",
      "Bronzebeards mock you.",
      "Pitiful.",
    },
    Zone_SearingGorge = {
      "Dark Iron forge steel; you forge wipes.",
      "Every golem burns hotter than you.",
      "Even slag elementals parse higher.",
      "Molten slag flows; your DPS drips.",
      "Blackrock towers eternal; your logs forgotten.",
      "Even imps here smarter.",
      "Dark Iron overseers shout; you whimper.",
      "Every pickaxe swings truer than you.",
      "Stonewrought Dam cracked; your focus cracks faster.",
      "Even fire beetles sting harder.",
      "Dwarves kneel to Ragnaros; you kneel to failure.",
      "Every forge flame brighter than your spark.",
      "Even goblins laugh at you here.",
      "Blackrock legacy burns; you grey.",
      "Logs ash; shame eternal.",
      "Prepared? Not you.",
      "Even chains strike harder.",
      "Slag pits boil; you flop.",
      "Dark Iron rebellion fierce; you disposable.",
      "Even statues tougher.",
      "Every tunnel echo mocks you.",
      "Pathetic.",
      "Ragnaros smolders; you fizzle.",
      "Even gryphons dodge better.",
      "Searing Gorge eternal; you forgotten.",
      "Iron molten; you brittle.",
      "Pitiful.",
      "Blackrock laughs at you.",
      "Molten core mocks you too.",
      "Pathetic spark.",
    },
    Zone_ElwynnForest = {
      "Stormwind stands proud; you stand in fire.",
      "Even kobolds parse higher.",
      "Goldshire brawls harder than you fight.",
      "Every candle brighter than your DPS.",
      "Gnolls snarl; you squeak.",
      "Even wolves bite truer.",
      "Farmers till land; you till wipes.",
      "Logs grey, forest green.",
      "Kobolds defend candles; you can’t defend meters.",
      "Even chickens dodge better.",
      "Stormwind trains heroes; you missed class.",
      "River shines; your performance doesn’t.",
      "Gnolls raid farms; you raid patience.",
      "Even sheep smarter.",
      "Goldshire drunkards swing steadier.",
      "Defias plot revenge; you plot wipes.",
      "Every scarecrow wiser than you.",
      "Logs forgotten; trees eternal.",
      "Even bandits parse better.",
      "Stormwind honors oaths; you break rotations.",
      "Elwynn eternal; you disposable.",
      "Prepared? Not you.",
      "Even kobold squeals shame you.",
      "Forest calm; your chaos loud.",
      "Every miner strikes truer.",
      "Pathetic.",
      "Candles shine; you dim.",
      "Even rabbits faster.",
      "Stormwind weeps; I laugh.",
      "Pitiful spark.",
    },
    Event_GoldReceived = {
      "Shiny coins, shinier than your logs.",
      "Gold rains; you wipe.",
      "Even kobolds hoard better.",
      "Coin purse fatter than your DPS.",
      "Gold jingles louder than your brain.",
      "Defias rob more stylish.",
      "Even goblins laugh at your fortune.",
      "Every coin smarter than you.",
      "You loot copper, dream gold.",
      "Gnolls howl richer.",
      "Stormwind taxes harder than you hit.",
      "Gold clinks; you squeak.",
      "Every murloc hoards better.",
      "Prepared? Not your wallet.",
      "Coins eternal; you disposable.",
      "Even chickens worth more.",
      "Gold glitters; you dim.",
      "VanCleef robbed richer than you earn.",
      "Every purse heavier than your impact.",
      "Even candles worth more.",
      "Logs grey, purse copper.",
      "Goblins love gold; they hate you.",
      "Every kobold richer than you.",
      "Gold mocks you too.",
      "Pathetic coins for pathetic caster.",
      "Even rats stash smarter.",
      "Gold sparks brighter than you.",
      "Your purse empties faster than mana.",
      "Gnolls hoard shinier.",
      "Even bugs hide copper.",
      "Prepared? Not your bank.",
      "Gold piles high; you trip.",
      "Every coin laughs at you.",
      "Stormwind vault eternal; your wallet not.",
      "Logs grey, purse thin.",
      "Even peasants richer.",
      "Gold eternal; you temporary.",
      "Pathetic jingle.",
      "Even kobolds smile richer.",
      "Your gold won’t save you.",
      "Coins cold; DPS colder.",
      "Even rogues steal more.",
      "Gold falls; pride doesn’t.",
      "Prepared? Still not.",
      "Shiny coin, dull caster.",
      "Even imps mock your fortune.",
      "Wallet weak; shame strong.",
      "Coins glitter; you fail.",
      "Gold piles eternal; logs grey.",
      "Currency mocks you too.",
      "Done.",
    },
  }
}

if SRPWL and SRPWL.RegisterPet then
  SRPWL.RegisterPet(pet)
else
  _G.SRPWL = _G.SRPWL or {}
  _G.SRPWL.__PENDING = _G.SRPWL.__PENDING or {}
  table.insert(_G.SRPWL.__PENDING, pet)
end
