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100% pure!
May contain nuts!
More polygons!
Moderately attractive!
Limited edition!
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Kind of dragon free!
Excitement!
More than 500 sold!
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Check it out!
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Reticulating splines!
Minecraft!
Keyboard compatible!
Exploding creepers!
That's no moon!
Survive!
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Closed source!
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Not on steam!
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Now with difficulty!
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90% bug free!
Pretty!
Free dental!
Ask your doctor!
Minors welcome!
Technically good!
Euclidian!
Yes, sir!
Thousands of colors!
Call your mother!
Loved by millions!
Ultimate edition!
Water proof!
Uninflammable!
All inclusive!
Tell your friends!
Music by C418!
Livestreamed!
Haunted!
Polynomial!
All is full of love!
Full of stars!
Scientific!
Not as cool as Spock!
Never dig down!
Take frequent breaks!
Not linear!
Nice to meet you!
Ride the pig!
Larger than Earth!
Phobos anomaly!
Punching wood!
Falling off cliffs!
Do not distribute!
4815162342 lines of code!
Thematic!
Pneumatic!
Octagonal!
Cow Tools!
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Internet enabled!
Now supports åäö!
Tip your waiter!
Very fun!
12345 is a bad password!
Vote for net neutrality!
Lives in a pineapple under the sea!
Bees, bees, bees, bees!
Try the Nether!
Don't look directly at the bugs!
Finally with ladders!
Scary!
Twittered about!
Welcome to your Doom!
Stay a while, stay forever!
Bread is pain!
Read more books!
Feature packed!
Homeomorphic to a 3-sphere!
Doesn't avoid double negatives!
Place ALL the blocks!
Now with extra hugs!
Now with additional stuff!
Now With Multiplayer!
Warning! A huge battleship "STEVE" is approaching fast!
Make me a table, a funky table!
Any computer is a laptop if you're brave enough!
Rule #1: it's never my fault
Plant a tree!
In case it isn't obvious, foxes aren't players.
Wash your hands!
Soap and water!
Support local businesses!
Stay home and play games!
Stay safe!
Stay strong!
Cough or sneeze into your elbow!
Don’t touch your face!
Support elderly relatives and friends!
Prepare, but don’t hoard!
Gamers unite – separately in your own homes!
Save the world – stay inside!
Shop for your elders!
From free range developers!
Fabulous graphics!
Black lives matter!
Be anti-racist!
Learn about allyship!
Speak OUT against injustice and UP for equality!
Amplify and listen to BIPOC voices!
Educate your friends on anti-racism!
Support the BIPOC community and creators!
Stand up for equality in your community!
Best in town!
I do not accept criticism or roasts from people who invest in cryptocurrency!