§7As seen on TV!
§7Awesome!
§7100% pure!
§7May contain nuts!
§7More polygons!
§7Moderately attractive!
§7Limited edition!
§7Flashing letters!
§7It's here!
§7Best in class!
§7It's finished!
§7Kind of dragon free!
§7Excitement!
§7More than 500 sold!
§7One of a kind!
§7Heaps of hits on YouTube!
§7Indev!
§7Spiders everywhere!
§7Check it out!
§7Holy cow, man!
§7It's a game!
§7Made in Sweden!
§7Uses LWJGL!
§7Reticulating splines!
§7Minecraft!
§7Yaaay!
§7Singleplayer!
§7Keyboard compatible!
§7Ingots!
§7Exploding creepers!
§7That's no moon!
§7l33t!
§7Create!
§7Survive!
§7Dungeon!
§7Exclusive!
§7The bee's knees!
§7Closed source!
§7Classy!
§7Wow!
§7Not on steam!
§7Oh man!
§7Awesome community!
§7Pixels!
§7Teetsuuuuoooo!
§7Kaaneeeedaaaa!
§7Now with difficulty!
§7Enhanced!
§790% bug free!
§7Pretty!
§712 herbs and spices!
§7Fat free!
§7Absolutely no memes!
§7Free dental!
§7Ask your doctor!
§7Minors welcome!
§7Cloud computing!
§7Legal in Finland!
§7Hard to label!
§7Technically good!
§7Bringing home the bacon!
§7Indie!
§7GOTY!
§7Ceci n'est pas une title screen!
§7Euclidian!
§7Now in 3D!
§7Inspirational!
§7Herregud!
§7Complex cellular automata!
§7Yes, sir!
§7Played by cowboys!
§7Now on OpenGL 3.2 core profile!
§7Thousands of colors!
§7Try it!
§7Age of Wonders is better!
§7Try the mushroom stew!
§7Sensational!
§7Hot tamale, hot hot tamale!
§7Play him off, keyboard cat!
§7Guaranteed!
§7Macroscopic!
§7Bring it on!
§7Random splash!
§7Call your mother!
§7Monster infighting!
§7Loved by millions!
§7Ultimate edition!
§7Freaky!
§7You've got a brand new key!
§7Water proof!
§7Uninflammable!
§7Whoa, dude!
§7All inclusive!
§7Tell your friends!
§7NP is not in P!
§7Music by C418!
§7Livestreamed!
§7Haunted!
§7Polynomial!
§7Terrestrial!
§7All is full of love!
§7Full of stars!
§7Scientific!
§7Not as cool as Spock!
§7Collaborate and listen!
§7Never dig down!
§7Take frequent breaks!
§7Not linear!
§7Han shot first!
§7Nice to meet you!
§7Buckets of lava!
§7Ride the pig!
§7Larger than Earth!
§7sqrt(-1) love you!
§7Phobos anomaly!
§7Punching wood!
§7Falling off cliffs!
§71% sugar!
§7150% hyperbole!
§7Synecdoche!
§7Let's danec!
§7Seecret Friday update!
§7Reference implementation!
§7Kiss the sky!
§720 GOTO 10!
§7Verlet intregration!
§7Peter Griffin!
§7Do not distribute!
§7Cogito ergo sum!
§74815162342 lines of code!
§7A skeleton popped out!
§7The sum of its parts!
§7BTAF used to be good!
§7I miss ADOM!
§7umop-apisdn!
§7OICU812!
§7Bring me Ray Cokes!
§7Finger-licking!
§7Thematic!
§7Pneumatic!
§7Sublime!
§7Octagonal!
§7Une baguette!
§7Gargamel plays it!
§7Rita is the new top dog!
§7SWM forever!
§7Representing Edsbyn!
§7Matt Damon!
§7Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
§7Consummate V's!
§7Cow Tools!
§7Double buffered!
§7Fan fiction!
§7Flaxkikare!
§7Jason! Jason! Jason!
§7Hotter than the sun!
§7Internet enabled!
§7Autonomous!
§7Engage!
§7Fantasy!
§7DRR! DRR! DRR!
§7Kick it root down!
§7Regional resources!
§7Woo, facepunch!
§7Woo, somethingawful!
§7Woo, tigsource!
§7Woo, worldofminecraft!
§7Woo, reddit!
§7Woo, 2pp!
§7Google anlyticsed!
§7Now supports åäö!
§7Give us Gordon!
§7Tip your waiter!
§7Very fun!
§712345 is a bad password!
§7Vote for net neutrality!
§7Lives in a pineapple under the sea!
§7MAP11 has two names!
§7Omnipotent!
§7Gasp!
§7...!
§7Bees, bees, bees, bees!
§7Jag känner en bot!
§7This text is hard to read if you play the game at the default resolution, but at 1080p it's fine!
§7Haha, LOL!
§7Hampsterdance!
§7Menger sponge!
§7idspispopd!
§7Eple (original edit)!
§7So fresh, so clean!
§7Slow acting portals!
§7Try the Nether!
§7Don't look directly at the bugs!
§7Oh, ok, Pigmen!
§7Finally with ladders!
§7Scary!
§7Play Minecraft, Watch Topgear, Get Pig!
§7Twittered about!
§7Jump up, jump up, and get down!
§7Joel is neat!
§7A riddle, wrapped in a mystery!
§7This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be!
§7Welcome to your Doom!
§7Stay a while, stay forever!
§7Stay a while and listen!
§7Treatment for your rash!
§7"Autological" is!
§7Information wants to be free!
§7"Almost never" is an interesting concept!
§7Lots of truthiness!
§7The creeper is a spy!
§7Turing complete!
§7It's groundbreaking!
§7Let our battle's begin!
§7The sky is the limit!
§7Jeb has amazing hair!
§7Ryan also has amazing hair!
§7Casual gaming!
§7Undefeated!
§7Kinda like Lemmings!
§7Follow the train, CJ!
§7Leveraging synergy!
§7This message will never appear on the splash screen, isn't that weird?
§7DungeonQuest is unfair!
§790210!
§7Check out the far lands!
§7Tyrion would love it!
§7Also try VVVVVV!
§7Also try Super Meat Boy!
§7Also try Terraria!
§7Also try Mount And Blade!
§7Also try Project Zomboid!
§7Also try World of Goo!
§7Also try Limbo!
§7Also try Pixeljunk Shooter!
§7Also try Braid!
§7That's super!
§7Bread is pain!
§7Read more books!
§7Khaaaaaaaaan!
§7Less addictive than TV Tropes!
§7More addictive than lemonade!
§7Bigger than a bread box!
§7Millions of peaches!
§7Fnord!
§7This is my true form!
§7Don't bother with the clones!
§7Pumpkinhead!
§7Made by Jeb!
§7Has an ending!
§7Finally complete!
§7Feature packed!
§7Boots with the fur!
§7Stop, hammertime!
§7Testificates!
§7Conventional!
§7Homeomorphic to a 3-sphere!
§7Doesn't avoid double negatives!
§7Place ALL the blocks!
§7Does barrel rolls!
§7Meeting expectations!
§7PC gaming since 1873!
§7Ghoughpteighbteau tchoghs!
§7Déjà vu!
§7Déjà vu!
§7Got your nose!
§7Haley loves Elan!
§7Afraid of the big, black bat!
§7Doesn't use the U-word!
§7Child's play!
§7See you next Friday or so!
§7From the streets of Södermalm!
§7150 bpm for 400000 minutes!
§7Technologic!
§7Funk soul brother!
§7Pumpa kungen!
§7日本ハロー！
§7한국 안녕하세요!
§7Helo Cymru!
§7Cześć Polsko!
§7你好中国！
§7Γεια σου Ελλάδα!
§7My life for Aiur!
§7Lennart lennart = new Lennart();
§7I see your vocabulary has improved!
§7Who put it there?
§7You can't explain that!
§7if not ok then return end
§7§1C§2o§3l§4o§5r§7m§7a§8t§9i§ac
§7§kFUNKY LOL
§7Big Pointy Teeth!
§7Bekarton guards the gate!
§7Mmmph, mmph!
§7Don't feed avocados to parrots!
§7Swords for everyone!
§7Plz reply to my tweet!
§7.party()!
§7Take her pillow!
§7Put that cookie down!
§7Pretty scary!
§7I have a suggestion.
§7Now with extra hugs!
§7Java 16 + 1 = 17!
§7Woah.
§7HURNERJSGER?
§7What's up, Doc?
§7Now contains 32 random daily cats!
§7That's Numberwang!
§7pls rt
§7Do you want to join my server?
§7Put a little fence around it!
§7Throw a blanket over it!
§7One day, somewhere in the future, my work will be quoted!
§7Now with additional stuff!
§7Extra things!
§7Yay, puppies for everyone!
§7So sweet, like a nice bon bon!
§7Very influential in its circle!
§7Now With Multiplayer!
§7Rise from your grave!
§7Warning! A huge battleship "STEVE" is approaching fast!
§7Blue warrior shot the food!
§7Run, coward! I hunger!
§7Flavor with no seasoning!
§7Strange, but not a stranger!
§7Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream!
§7It swings, it jives!
§7Cruising streets for gold!
§7Take an eggbeater and beat it against a skillet!
§7Make me a table, a funky table!
§7Take the elevator to the mezzanine!
§7Stop being reasonable, this is the Internet!
§7/give @a hugs 64
§7This is good for Realms.
§7Any computer is a laptop if you're brave enough!
§7Do it all, everything!
§7Where there is not light, there can spider!
§7GNU Terry Pratchett
§7More Digital!
§7doot doot
§7Falling with style!
§7There's no stopping the Trollmaso
§7Throw yourself at the ground and miss
§7Rule #1: it's never my fault
§7Replaced molten cheese with blood?
§7Absolutely fixed relatively broken coordinates
§7Boats FTW
§7Javalicious edition
§7Should not be played while driving
§7You're going too fast!
§7Don't feed chocolate to parrots!
§7The true meaning of covfefe
§7An illusion! What are you hiding?
§7Something's not quite right...
§7Thank you for the fish!
§7All rumors are true!
§7Truly gone fishing!
§7Rainbow turtle?
§7Something funny!
§7I need more context.
§7Ahhhhhh!
§7Don't worry, be happy!
§7Water bottle!
§7What's the question?
§7Plant a tree!
§7Go to the dentist!
§7What do you expect?
§7Look mum, I'm in a splash!
§7It came from space.
§7Awesome game design right there!
§7Ph1lza had a good run!
§710 years of Mining and Crafting!
§7Ping the human!
§7In case it isn't obvious, foxes aren't players.
§7Buzzy Bees!
§7Minecraft Java Edition presents: Disgusting Bugs
§7Wash your hands!
§7Soap and water!
§7Support local businesses!
§7Stay home and play games!
§7Stay safe!
§7Stay strong!
§7Cough or sneeze into your elbow!
§7Don’t touch your face!
§7Support elderly relatives and friends!
§7Prepare, but don’t hoard!
§7Gamers unite – separately in your own homes!
§7Save the world – stay inside!
§7Shop for your elders!
§7Hang out with your friends online!
§7Honey, I grew the bees!
§7Find your claw!
§7Everybody do the Leif!
§7<3 Max & 99 & Ducky!
§7Bushy eyebrows!
§7Edit is a name!
§7From free range developers!
§7Music by Lena Raine!
§7Aww man!
§7#minecraftfarms
§7And my pickaxe!
§7Envision! Create! Share!
§7Fabulous graphics!
§7Also try Minecraft Dungeons!
§7Vanilla!
§7May contain traces of citrus!
§7Zoglin!?
§7Black lives matter!
§7Be anti-racist!
§7Learn about allyship!
§7Speak OUT against injustice and UP for equality!
§7Amplify and listen to BIPOC voices!
§7Educate your friends on anti-racism!
§7Support the BIPOC community and creators!
§7Stand up for equality in your community!
§7[this splash text is now available]
§7Contains simulated goats!
§7Home-made!
§7There's <<a cat on ,my keyboard!~
§7The cutest predator you'll ever meet!
§7Now you are thinking with pistons!
§7Get to the coppah!
§7Board game version also available!
§7Honey, I waxed the copper!
§7Plant-based light sources!
§7Made by "real" people!
§7Shriek like a Sculk Shrieker!
§7Who let the frogs out?
§7RIBBIT!
§7Croak team!
§7Nooooooooooooo!
§7Flower forest TM perfume
§7Hat Fridays!
§7Technoblade never dies!
§7You are valid!
§7I'm glad you're here!
§7You are welcome here!
§7Your gender is valid!
§7Contains infinite genders!
§7Made with lave!
§7This sand is sus
§7Remember to brush your... ...teeth
§7Has working bookshelves!
§7Sniff sniff...
§7Place hanging sign here
§7