- How do you call a Saiyan who likes to eat? A Gokunut.
- What do you get when you cross a Namekian with a human? Piccoyo.
- Why did Vegeta go to the doctor? Because he had a bad case of Kakarot.
- What do you call a fusion between Frieza and Cell? Frill.
- How do you make a Majin Buu laugh? Tell him a Majin Boo-boo joke.
- What do you call a dragon ball that is always late? A draggin' ball.
- What do you call a Saiyan who works in a bakery? A doughnut.
- What do you call a fusion between Goku and Krillin? Gokillin.
- Why did Bulma dump Yamcha? Because he was Yamcha-tic.
- What do you call a fusion between Tien and Chiaotzu? Tiaotzu.
- How do you know when Goku is angry? When he goes Super Saiyan Red.
- What do you call a fusion between Broly and Beerus? Brolyrus.
- Why did Trunks travel to the past? Because he wanted to see his trunkle Gohan.
- What do you call a fusion between Goten and Trunks? Gotrunkten.
- Why did Android 18 marry Krillin? Because he was her krill-mate.
- What do you call a fusion between Videl and Pan? Vipan.
- Why did Piccolo train Gohan? Because he was his picco-lad.
- What do you call a fusion between Raditz and Nappa? Rappa.
- Why did Frieza destroy Planet Vegeta? Because he was frieza-d of the Saiyans.
- What do you call a fusion between Goku and Vegeta? Gogeta or Vegito, depending on the method.
- How do you make a Super Saiyan cry? Tell him that his hair is not spiky enough.
- What do you call a fusion between Gohan and Goten? Gottenhan or Gotenhan, depending on the order.
- Why did Cell absorb Android 17 and 18? Because he wanted to be cell-fish.
- What do you call a fusion between Majin Buu and Mr. Satan? Majin Satan or Mr. Buu, depending on the preference.
- Why did Goku spare Frieza's life? Because he wanted to give him a frieza chance.
- What do you call a fusion between Dende and Mr. Popo? Dendeo or Mr. Dende, depending on the respect level.
- Why did Vegeta join the Z Fighters? Because he wanted to be vegeta-ble for them.
- What do you call a fusion between Master Roshi and King Kai? Master Kai or King Roshi, depending on the authority level.
- Why did Goku learn the Instant Transmission technique? Because he wanted to be in-stan-t with his friends.
- What do you call a fusion between Bulma and Chi-Chi? Bulchi or Chi-Bul, depending on the personality type.
- How do you know if a Saiyan is having a bad hair day? When his hair turns black.
- What do you call a Namekian who likes to party? Picco-low.
- Why did Vegeta cross the road? Because he was chasing the chicken that stole his Dragon Ball.
- What do you get when you mix a Senzu Bean and a Red Bull? A Super Saiyan God.
- How does Goku greet his wife? He says "Chi-Chi, I'm home!"
- What do you call a fusion between Krillin and Yamcha? A waste of time.
- How do you make Frieza laugh? You tickle his tail.
- What do you call a Saiyan who works at a bakery? A dough-nut.
- Why did Bulma dump Yamcha? Because he was too weak to handle her Capsule Corp.
- What do you call a fusion between Goku and Vegeta? Gogeta. What do you call a fusion between Goku and Vegeta when they are both hungry? Go-eat-a.
- How does Gohan study for his exams? He uses his Saiyan brain.
- What do you call a Namekian who is good at math? Piccolo-culus.
- Why did Cell absorb Android 18? Because he wanted to upgrade his data plan.
- What do you get when you cross Majin Buu and Mr. Satan? A lot of chocolate.
- How does Beerus like his food? Hakai-spicy.
- What do you call a Saiyan who is good at dancing? A disco-ball.
- Why did Trunks travel to the past? Because he wanted to see his dad's face when he was young and handsome.
- What do you call a fusion between Tien and Chiaotzu? Ti-enough.
- How does Vegeta ask Bulma out on a date? He says "Woman, prepare yourself for the prince of all Saiyans!"
- What do you call a Saiyan who is good at gardening? A radish.
- How does Goku make friends with his enemies? He gives them a fist bump.
- What do you call a Namekian who is good at music? Piccolo-fone.
- Why did Frieza destroy Planet Vegeta? Because he was allergic to fur.
- What do you get when you cross Android 17 and Android 18? Android 35.5
- How does Krillin propose to Android 18? He says "Will you be my 18 forever?"
- What do you call a Saiyan who is good at cooking? A chef-fa.
- Why did Goku let Vegeta live after their first fight? Because he wanted to see him grow as a person.
- What do you call a fusion between Gohan and Goten? Goh-ten. What do you call a fusion between Gohan and Goten when they are both angry? Goh-away.
- How does Piccolo train for battle? He meditates in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber.
- What do you call a Namekian who is good at sports? Piccolo-ball.
- Why did Bulma marry Vegeta? Because she likes bad boys with big bangs.
- What do you call a Saiyan who is good at chess? A check-mate.
- How does Frieza keep his cool? He uses his golden form.
- What do you get when you cross Majin Buu and Broly? A super saiyan nightmare.
- How does Whis travel through space and time? He uses his staff of wonders.
- What do you call a Saiyan who is good at singing? A rock-star. 
- Why did Goku spare Majin Buu's life? Because he wanted to have a rematch someday. 
- What do you call a fusion between Piccolo and Dende? Picco-lend-e. 
- How does Vegeta cope with his pride? He wears his scouter upside down. 
- What do you call a Saiyan who is good at painting? A master-piece.