local addonName, privateDB = ...

-- ============================================================================
-- HDG_CRAFTQUOTES DATA
-- Profession-specific quotes for crafting/acquiring housing decor items
-- Features 9 NPCs (one per profession) with quotes for each expansion
-- ============================================================================

local HDG_CraftQuotes = {}
privateDB.HDG_CraftQuotes = HDG_CraftQuotes

-- ============================================================================
-- SPEAKER CONFIGURATION
-- ============================================================================

-- ============================================================================
-- PROFESSION SPEAKERS (for crafting quotes)
-- ============================================================================

local PROFESSION_SPEAKERS = {
    Alchemy = {
        name = "Marin Noggenfogger",
        displayID = 120388, -- Marin Noggenfogger (from SetCreature)
    },
    Blacksmithing = {
        name = "Magni Bronzebeard",
        displayID = 120317, -- Magni Bronzebeard (from SetCreature)
    },
    Cooking = {
        name = "Nomi",
        displayID = 67362, -- Nomi Legion cook (from SetCreature)
    },
    Enchanting = {
        name = "Kalecgos",
        displayID = 116648, -- Kalecgos dragon aspect (from SetCreature)
    },
    Engineering = {
        name = "Trade Prince Gazlowe",
        displayID = 20016, -- Trade Prince Gazlowe (works)
    },
    Inscription = {
        name = "Lorewalker Cho",
        displayID = 127838, -- Lorewalker Cho (from SetCreature)
    },
    Jewelcrafting = {
        name = "Haris Pilton",
        displayID = 18148, -- Haris Pilton (from SetCreature)
    },
    Leatherworking = {
        name = "Hemet Nesingwary",
        displayID = 63995, -- Hemet Nesingwary (from SetCreature)
    },
    Tailoring = {
        name = "First Arcanist Thalyssra",
        displayID = 67345, -- First Arcanist Thalyssra (from SetCreature)
    },
}

-- ============================================================================
-- LUMBER SPEAKERS (for lumber collection quotes)
-- ============================================================================

local LUMBER_SPEAKERS = {
    SHAMAN = {
        name = "Vamoose",
        displayID = 19598, -- Draenei shaman (works)
    },
    GOBLIN = {
        name = "Gazlowe",
        displayID = 20016, -- Gazlowe (works)
    },
    SQUIRREL = {
        name = "Squirrel",
        displayID = 64016, -- Squirrel (from SetCreature)
    },
}

-- Combined speakers table for external access
local SPEAKERS = {
    -- Profession speakers
    Alchemy = PROFESSION_SPEAKERS.Alchemy,
    Blacksmithing = PROFESSION_SPEAKERS.Blacksmithing,
    Cooking = PROFESSION_SPEAKERS.Cooking,
    Enchanting = PROFESSION_SPEAKERS.Enchanting,
    Engineering = PROFESSION_SPEAKERS.Engineering,
    Inscription = PROFESSION_SPEAKERS.Inscription,
    Jewelcrafting = PROFESSION_SPEAKERS.Jewelcrafting,
    Leatherworking = PROFESSION_SPEAKERS.Leatherworking,
    Tailoring = PROFESSION_SPEAKERS.Tailoring,
    -- Lumber speakers
    SHAMAN = LUMBER_SPEAKERS.SHAMAN,
    GOBLIN = LUMBER_SPEAKERS.GOBLIN,
    SQUIRREL = LUMBER_SPEAKERS.SQUIRREL,
}

HDG_CraftQuotes.SPEAKERS = SPEAKERS

-- ============================================================================
-- QUOTE DATABASE
-- Keyed by speaker type, then by expansion abbreviation
-- ============================================================================

local CRAFT_QUOTES = {
    -- ========================================================================
    -- MAGNI BRONZEBEARD (Blacksmithing)
    -- ========================================================================
    Blacksmithing = {
        Classic = {
            "Aye! That was a solid strike! Ye can hear the quality in the ring of the anvil!",
            "Sweat and muscle! That's how true quality is made! Well done, lad!",
            "The metal is coolin' perfectly. Ye've got the timing of a master!",
            "No fancy magic, just good honest hammering! That's how we do it!",
            "Look at that edge! Smooth as glass, strong as a mountain!",
        },
        TBC = {
            "This other-worldly metal is tricky, but ye beat it into submission!",
            "Forging with fel-fire is dangerous work! But ye didn't even flinch!",
            "Strange energies in this ingot... but ye hammered it true regardless!",
            "Ye've mastered the alien techniques! The forge sings a new song!",
            "Harder than anything on Azeroth, yet ye shaped it like clay!",
        },
        WotLK = {
            "Cold forging! Hard on the arms, but it tempers the steel like nothin' else!",
            "Keep that hammer moving! If ye stop, the metal freezes! Good rhythm!",
            "That's an ancient technique! Ye strike like the old kings!",
            "The metal is stubborn in the cold, but ye showed it who's boss!",
            "Ye worked the frost right into the steel! It'll never break!",
        },
        Cata = {
            "The metal was boilin' inside the earth, but ye tamed it! That takes guts!",
            "Forged in the fires of the deep! It won't melt, I promise ye that!",
            "Heavy plating! Ye hammered the chaos right out of the ingot!",
            "Ye welded that together while the ground was shakin'! Steady hands, lad!",
            "Hardened by the elements themselves. That piece is unbreakble!",
        },
        MoP = {
            "Lightweight but strong! The Pandaren know their metal, and so do ye!",
            "Ye struck the metal with balance. Not too hard, not too soft. Perfect.",
            "It hums when ye hit it. A song of the ancestors in the steel!",
            "Folded steel! Over and over again! That makes it unbreakable!",
            "Ye poured yer spirit into the mold. I can feel it.",
        },
        WoD = {
            "Rough edges, but it's got character! A warrior's work!",
            "Industrial strength! It'll last a thousand years in the rain!",
            "Savage steel! Ye beat that metal into submission! Good lad!",
            "It's still warm! The heat of the foundry lives in it!",
            "You can hear the hammer strikes in the metal! Pure force!",
        },
        Legion = {
            "Ye hammered the fel corruption right out of the metal! Pure skill!",
            "That plating is harder than a demon's head! A solid piece of work!",
            "Ye forged this while the world was burnin'? That's focus, champion!",
            "It rings like a church bell when ye strike it. Pure and strong!",
            "A risky material, but ye tempered it safely. I'm impressed!",
        },
        BfA = {
            "Keep that away from the fire, it's volatile stuff! But beautiful!",
            "Shiny as a new coin! Don't slip, that metal is smooth!",
            "Look at it spark! Ye've captured the lightning in solid form!",
            "Ye spared no expense on the plating! A rich man's decor!",
            "Made to heal the world! Or at least cover up a crack in the wall!",
        },
        SL = {
            "It absorbs the light, but reflects yer skill! Spooky!",
            "Common ore, but ye forged it into a royal treasure!",
            "It shines with the light of the afterlife! Pure and bright!",
            "Strong as a gladiator! A piece fit for the arena!",
            "Forged in the fires of the beyond! Eternal quality!",
        },
        DF = {
            "Hard as a dragon's scale! That piece will last forever!",
            "Now THAT is a heat source worthy of an Aspect! Fire it up!",
            "Titan metal! Ye shaped the bones of the earth itself!",
            "Lightweight and durable! Perfect for taking flight!",
            "Spikes and elements! A chaotic beauty!",
        },
        TWW = {
            "Aye! Ye forged that with the heat of the Core itself! I can feel the warmth!",
            "Earthen techniques! Ye're shaping stone like it was soft clay. Amazing!",
            "That metal has heard the World Soul sing. Treat it with respect, lad!",
            "Solid as a diamond! The Earthen would nod their heads at this work!",
            "Titan-forged quality! It's heavy, it's ancient, and it's perfect!",
        },
        MN = {
            "Void steel! It fights the hammer, but ye broke its will! Good lad!",
            "Sunwell plating! It shines so bright it hurts me diamond eyes!",
            "Ye tempered the shadow with the light! A balanced blade... er, decoration!",
            "Elven smithing techniques? Fancy, but ye gave it a solid dwarven spine!",
            "The metal whispers... tell it to shut up and hold the roof up!",
        },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- GAZLOWE (Engineering)
    -- ========================================================================
    Engineering = {
        Classic = {
            "Tighten that bolt... little more... PERFECT! Maximum torque achieved!",
            "It didn't explode! That's a successful test in my book! Ship it!",
            "Listen to those gears hum! That is the sound of pure efficiency!",
            "Standard goblin engineering! Minimal safety, maximum output! Great work!",
            "You put the 'mechanical' in 'mechanical genius'! Wait, that came out wrong.",
        },
        TBC = {
            "Alien technology! I don't know what this wire does, but you connected it perfectly!",
            "It's floating! Anti-gravity stabilizers are holding! Good job!",
            "Energy readings are off the charts! In a profitable way!",
            "You managed to fuse the nether-tech without vaporizing the workshop! Nice!",
            "This looks advanced! Like, 'sell it to the elves for double' advanced!",
        },
        WotLK = {
            "Insulated wiring! Smart! Keeps the gears from freezing up!",
            "Steam pressure is holding! Heat and motion! That's the ticket!",
            "You reinforced the chassis! Good call, ice is heavy!",
            "Titan-level complexity! I have no idea how you did that, but it works!",
            "No leaks! In this weather, that's a miracle! You're a pro!",
        },
        Cata = {
            "Bolts are tight! Welds are ugly but strong! That's the goblin way!",
            "I hear a rattling sound... wait, no, that's just the cooling fans! It works!",
            "Recycled scrap metal! Eco-friendly and cost-effective! You're a genius!",
            "It's heavy! That means it's expensive! Great engineering!",
            "Reinforced structure! If the roof caves in, this thing will still be standing!",
        },
        MoP = {
            "It's got rockets! Why? To make it go faster! Whatever it is!",
            "Fireworks launcher included! Safety check... failed! But it looks cool!",
            "Precision lenses installed! Everything looks expensive through this!",
            "It spins! It whistles! It's annoying! I'll take ten!",
            "Thermal venting is optimal! Keeps your coffee warm while you craft!",
        },
        WoD = {
            "It spins! It crushes! It's a lamp! Amazing versatility!",
            "If you pinch your finger in the gears, that means it's working!",
            "Ogre-proof! I tested it. Threw a rock at it. Rock broke. Solid!",
            "Sleek, iron, and dangerous. Just how I like my machinery!",
            "Lightweight framing! If you drop it, it floats! Or breaks. 50/50!",
        },
        Legion = {
            "Shrunk down the tech specs! Fits in the living room now! Genius!",
            "It floats! Even in lava! I assume. Don't test it, just trust me.",
            "It looks like it's about to fix something. Or break it. Exciting!",
            "Gunpowder finish! Smells like danger! Smells like victory!",
            "Floating hinges! Gravity is just a suggestion to you! I love it!",
        },
        BfA = {
            "Powered by the planet's blood! Dangerous? Yes. Awesome? Also yes!",
            "Scope attached! You can see dust from a mile away!",
            "Lightweight material! Easy to move when the rent is due!",
            "Motherboard integration! It beeps! It boops! It's smart furniture!",
            "Recycled scrap! You saved the planet and saved gold! Double win!",
        },
        SL = {
            "It exists in two places at once! Great for saving space!",
            "Polished to perfection! No scratches! Only shine!",
            "Bouncy! Maybe too bouncy. Don't jump on it.",
            "It runs forever! Literally forever! No batteries needed!",
            "It's a circle! No, it's a square! It's confusingly great!",
        },
        DF = {
            "Duck-Dispenser technology! Why? Who knows! But it's fun!",
            "Aerodynamic furniture! It looks fast standing still!",
            "Converted a vacuum cleaner into art! Genius!",
            "I used a bucketful of bolts! Extra sturdy!",
            "Safe? No. Fun? Absolutely! Explosions included!",
        },
        TWW = {
            "Subterranean specs! It withstands crushed pressure and magma! Solid!",
            "Mole machine parts repurposed! It smells like oil and dirt. I love it!",
            "Ventilation installed! Essential when you're crafting this deep down!",
            "Kobold-proof wiring! No one is taking this candle!",
            "Geothermal power source! Free energy from the floor! That's pure profit!",
        },
        MN = {
            "Anti-void shielding installed! Keeps the madness out! Warranty included!",
            "Solar-powered! Thanks to the Sunwell! Infinite energy means infinite profit!",
            "Elf-tech! It floats, it glows, it sings. I charged double for the singing.",
            "Shadow-dampeners! Essential if you don't want your furniture eating your cat.",
            "It's so shiny! I can see my own handsome reflection in the gears!",
        },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- MARIN NOGGENFOGGER (Alchemy)
    -- ========================================================================
    Alchemy = {
        Classic = {
            "It's bubbling! It's fizzing! It's... changing color! Science is happening!",
            "The fumes are stinging my eyes! That means it's high quality!",
            "Careful with the pour... steady... AHA! A perfect transmutation!",
            "That reaction was volatile! But you kept it stable! Impressive!",
            "Shake it well! If it doesn't melt the bottle, it's ready to go!",
        },
        TBC = {
            "The mixture is glowing! And vibrating! Don't drop it!",
            "Distilling nether-vapors is risky business! You're a natural!",
            "It defies gravity! Look at the bubbles go down instead of up! Crazy!",
            "That smells like ozone and opportunity! Bottle it up quick!",
            "A volatile brew from a broken world! You're a mad genius!",
        },
        WotLK = {
            "It froze! No wait, it's supposed to look like that! Crystalline perfection!",
            "Mixing at sub-zero temperatures! Risky! The reaction is slow... then BOOM!",
            "The flask is cold, but the potion is hot! Paradoxical! I love it!",
            "Preserved instantly! That freshness isn't going anywhere!",
            "You turned ice into... well, shinier ice! Alchemy at its finest!",
        },
        Cata = {
            "It's volatile! It's reacting! It's... stabilizing! Phew, close one!",
            "That radiates heat! Saves on firewood! Don't touch it though.",
            "Transmuted from pure elemental chaos! And it looks great!",
            "The mixture is swirling! It's hypnotic! Don't look at it too long!",
            "You bottled a volcano? Metaphorically speaking? Amazing work!",
        },
        MoP = {
            "Brewing complete! It smells... lucky! Go buy a lottery ticket!",
            "The vapors are swirling! It looks like a little cloud! Delightful!",
            "Transmuted with patience! Just kidding, I sped up the reaction! Boom!",
            "It rejuvenates the eyes just looking at it! What's your secret?",
            "You mixed the elements with tea leaves? Weird! But it works!",
        },
        WoD = {
            "Deep thinking required to appreciate this brew! Very complex!",
            "It glows purple! Very magical, very mysterious! Don't drink it!",
            "Slippery polish! Don't stand on it! I'm not liable!",
            "It changes the whole room! Literally! The walls are melting! Kidding!",
            "Pure elemental transformation! You turned junk into treasure! My hero!",
        },
        Legion = {
            "It pulses with blue light! Don't drink the finish, it's potent!",
            "Transmuted from demon blood? Risky! But it looks expensive!",
            "Shiny! Slick! Don't slip on it, the friction coefficient is zero!",
            "Unbending coating! That thing will never scratch! Amazing!",
            "It glows! It's warm! It's a nightlight and a heater in one!",
        },
        BfA = {
            "It smells like the ocean breeze. And fish. Mostly breeze!",
            "Rare herbs used in the finish! Don't let the herbalists pick it!",
            "It shines like coral! Underwater vibes are very popular!",
            "Where did it go? Oh, it's cloaked! Very sneaky decor!",
            "Transmuted meat... into wood? I don't ask how, I just sell it!",
        },
        SL = {
            "Makes your room look like a graveyard. Very chic!",
            "Walk through the furniture! Ghost style! Saves on bruises!",
            "Keeps the wood fresh... for eternity! Great preservative!",
            "It smells deadly! But in a floral way! Interesting perfume!",
            "It's solid shadow! How does that work? Science!",
        },
        DF = {
            "It changes color when you look at it! The perfect party trick!",
            "Smells like a meadow! A very explosive meadow!",
            "The furniture is vibrating with power! Hold on tight!",
            "You can lose your keys in there forever! A true void!",
            "It's lukewarm, but gets the job done! Efficiency!",
        },
        TWW = {
            "Bioluminescent finish! It glows in the dark caves! Very practical!",
            "Distilled from deep-earth spores! Don't breathe it in... too much.",
            "It's reacting to the World Soul! It's vibrating! Is that safe? Probably!",
            "Fungal polish! Slippery, shiny, and smells like mushrooms!",
            "Transmuted magma! It cooled into a glass-like finish! Beautiful!",
        },
        MN = {
            "Bottled Void! Shake it and it turns into a black hole! Kidding! Maybe.",
            "Liquid Light finish! It's blinding! I love it!",
            "Shadow-oil polish! It makes the wood look infinite. Trippy!",
            "A brew of unity! Light and Dark mixed! It fizzes aggressively!",
            "Quel'Thalas gold coating! It's fake gold, but don't tell the elves!",
        },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- LOREWALKER CHO (Inscription)
    -- ========================================================================
    Inscription = {
        Classic = {
            "Your hand is steady. The ink flows like a calm river across the page.",
            "Patience. The brush must dance, not fight. Ah, yes, just like that.",
            "A perfect stroke. You have captured the essence of the form.",
            "Simple lines, but they hold great power. A master's touch.",
            "The ink dries, preserving your effort for history to see.",
        },
        TBC = {
            "The stars here are different, yet your brush finds the path.",
            "Chaotic energies, tamed by ink and parchment. A difficult feat.",
            "You write in the language of the cosmos. A dizzying talent.",
            "The ink shimmers with unearthly light. A captivating work.",
            "To find balance in a broken realm requires a steady hand. You have it.",
        },
        WotLK = {
            "The ink must be kept warm, or it freezes. You handled it with care.",
            "Runes of the north. Angular, strong, and unyielding. A powerful script.",
            "Your design echoes the vast silence of the tundra. Breathtaking.",
            "A story of survival. Every line carries weight.",
            "Like the glaciers, this work is slow, deliberate, and unstoppable.",
        },
        Cata = {
            "Forged in ink and fire. It speaks of a world rebuilding itself.",
            "The lines are jagged, like the broken earth. Yet there is beauty in the break.",
            "Bold strokes. You do not fear the ink, you command it.",
            "A chronicle of change. You have captured the moment perfectly.",
            "Dark pigments, but a hopeful design. A balance of light and shadow.",
        },
        MoP = {
            "Slow down. Admire the brushwork. Life is to be savored.",
            "The ink flows like the mists. Mysterious and beautiful.",
            "You found the center. The design is perfectly balanced.",
            "A fan of luck. It blows away bad energy. A thoughtful creation.",
            "You paint with the cosmos itself. The stars guide your hand.",
        },
        WoD = {
            "Brutal, straight lines. A history of war etched in ink.",
            "Mysterious textures. What fate does this design hold?",
            "Red as blood, but dry. A powerful statement on the page.",
            "A map of a world that could have been. Fascinating cartography.",
            "Savage carvings. They tell a story of survival against the odds.",
        },
        Legion = {
            "You rewrite the rules of reality with ink and will.",
            "The story of the ancient tribes is etched here. Majestic.",
            "Silver script. Clean, orderly, and full of light.",
            "A dark story, but one we must remember. You preserved it well.",
            "A design of tranquility. Looking at this calms the spirit.",
        },
        BfA = {
            "You bring people together through paperwork. Truly, a noble pursuit!",
            "Gold ink and ancient motifs. A rich history is written here.",
            "The ink flows like the sea. Calming and rhythmic.",
            "Looking at this makes you feel smarter. A powerful effect.",
            "A life of collecting things... now displayed in your home!",
        },
        SL = {
            "Nothing says 'Welcome' like a list of rules from the afterlife!",
            "It whispers ancient truths. A very serious decoration.",
            "A sturdy design to hold the weight of spirits.",
            "Looking at this clears your thoughts. Peace of mind.",
            "A gothic masterpiece of ink and parchment.",
        },
        DF = {
            "It glows with knowledge! Use it to light your path.",
            "You are writing the next chapter of history with this design.",
            "It shimmers with the stars of the Isles. Cosmic beauty.",
            "A pact of friendship, framed in form.",
            "What is written is not what is seen. A clever illusion.",
        },
        TWW = {
            "The song of the world is written in these lines. Can you hear it?",
            "Titan geometry. Perfect angles that soothe the chaotic mind.",
            "A record of the deep places. History preserved in stone and ink.",
            "The script of the Arathi. It glows with a holy flame.",
            "Nerubian patterns... complex, frightening, yet undeniably artistic.",
        },
        MN = {
            "The tragic history of the elves. A story of division and reunion.",
            "Void script. It moves on the page. Do not read it for too long.",
            "Sun-touched ink. It brings warmth to the coldest room.",
            "A contract of peace. Fragile, beautiful, and necessary.",
            "You have written hope into the darkness. A powerful ward.",
        },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- HEMET NESINGWARY (Leatherworking)
    -- ========================================================================
    Leatherworking = {
        Classic = {
            "Now that is some tight stitching! Nothing is getting through that seam!",
            "You treated the hide well! Smooth, tough, and ready for the wild!",
            "That's how you stretch it! Taut as a drum! Excellent technique!",
            "Smells like good, clean tanning work! The scent of a job well done!",
            "Rough work for rough hands! That piece will outlast us all!",
        },
        TBC = {
            "Thick hide! Need a diamond needle for that! But you punched right through!",
            "This leather is spiky! Watch your fingers! Great texture though!",
            "Exotic tanning! The color is unlike anything on Azeroth!",
            "Rugged work! That beast put up a fight, but you won the crafting war!",
            "Strange scales... tough to work with, but you made it look easy!",
        },
        WotLK = {
            "Fur lining! Essential technique! Keeps the warmth in and the cold out!",
            "That is some thick hide! You must have wrists of steel to sew that!",
            "Layer upon layer! That's how you survive the north! Smart crafting!",
            "Chitinous plating! Hard to stitch, but you found the weak spots! Clever!",
            "You worked the fat into the leather perfectly! Waterproof and warm!",
        },
        Cata = {
            "Scales tough as rock! You broke three needles, didn't you? Worth it!",
            "Savage stitching! That hide won't tear, no matter what hits it!",
            "You kept the natural texture! Rough, rugged, and ready for action!",
            "Fireproof leather! A smart choice in this day and age!",
            "Deep-sea tanning technique! It smells like salt and victory!",
        },
        MoP = {
            "Thick and rubbery! Bounces when you hit it! That's quality hide!",
            "Exotic patterns! That doesn't look like any beast I've ever shot!",
            "Layered for protection! You could wrestle a tiger in that gear!",
            "Softest fur in the mountains! You treated it well!",
            "Magnificent! You honored the beast by making it look this good!",
        },
        WoD = {
            "Tough as a castle wall! Good luck scratching that hide!",
            "So soft! I want to make a coat out of your furniture!",
            "Waterproof! Drool-proof! Perfect for pets and hunters!",
            "Look at that horn! That's the king of the herd right there!",
            "Wild and untamed styling! A hunter's dream!",
        },
        Legion = {
            "Tough as the mountains of Highmountain! That stitch won't break!",
            "It sparks when you touch it! Shocking quality! Literally!",
            "Leathery and spooky! Keeps the sun out and the fear in!",
            "A terrifying trophy turned into a lovely decoration! Bravo!",
            "Strong enough to stop a glaive! Perfect for rugged living!",
        },
        BfA = {
            "You look like a giant fish! But a fashionable fish! Nice scale work!",
            "Tough! Rugged! Good for kicking with muddy boots!",
            "It crackles with the storm! Don't sit on it while wet!",
            "Look at that shimmer! You made a swamp beast look good!",
            "Smells like the sea! A pirate's treasure in leather form!",
        },
        SL = {
            "Even in death, the beasts provide comfort! Grim but effective!",
            "I didn't know bugs had hide, but you made it look lovely!",
            "You crafted that out of bone? That's metal! I mean, bone!",
            "Tougher than a gargoyle's skin! Indestructible!",
            "Dark and brooding! Perfect for a hunter's den!",
        },
        DF = {
            "Look at those teeth! That's a conversation starter for sure!",
            "You're wearing a dragon on your feet! Or your floor! Sporty!",
            "Tough enough to chew on! But don't chew on it.",
            "Fire resistance plus ten! Great for the kitchen!",
            "It glitters! It's sharp! Don't pet it against the grain!",
        },
        TWW = {
            "Chitinous plating! That bug was huge, wasn't it? Great trophy!",
            "Deep-dweller hide! Pale and tough! Adapted for the dark!",
            "Rockfang leather! It's basically stone! How did you even stitch that?",
            "Savage texture! The darkness made the beasts strong, and you made them useful!",
            "Wooly fur! Keeps the chill of the deep caverns away. Cozy!",
        },
        MN = {
            "Void-stalker hide! It shimmers with purple energy! Spooky!",
            "Lynx fur! Soft, luxurious, and very, very expensive!",
            "Mutated scale! The Void twisted the beast, but you straightened out the leather!",
            "Sun-bleached hide! A classic look for the bright plains of Quel'Thalas!",
            "It pulses. The leather pulses. Is that normal? I'm sure it's fine!",
        },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- KALECGOS (Enchanting)
    -- ========================================================================
    Enchanting = {
        Classic = {
            "The mana flows smoothly. You have bound the magic perfectly to the form.",
            "Can you feel the resonance? The object is humming with potential.",
            "A subtle weave. The magic is not forced, it is invited to stay.",
            "Balance in all things. You have harmonized the energies beautifully.",
            "A faint glow... the sign of a permanent and stable enchantment.",
        },
        TBC = {
            "The energies of the Nether are chaotic. You have brought them to order.",
            "It hums with a power not of this world. You have bound it well.",
            "Prismatic resonance. The enchantment shifts like the twisting skies.",
            "You are weaving raw mana into the object. Dangerous, but beautiful.",
            "The void whispered, but your magic silenced it. A strong binding.",
        },
        WotLK = {
            "The magic is crystalline. Sharp, clear, and perfectly defined.",
            "Blue dragon magic resonates here. A song of ice and arcane.",
            "You have frozen the spell in place. It will not fade.",
            "Cold logic applied to magic. The structure is flawless.",
            "A protective weave. It feels like a shield against the biting wind.",
        },
        Cata = {
            "The elements are restless, yet you have soothed them into this form.",
            "Power flows through it like a river. Do not let it overflow.",
            "Mended. Just as we mend the world, you have mended this object.",
            "It resonates with the deep places of Azeroth. Grounding energy.",
            "You have bound the fire and earth together. A volatile but stable union.",
        },
        MoP = {
            "The mists swirl around it, hiding its true power.",
            "It hums a melody of flowing water. Peaceful resonance.",
            "The light plays across the surface like a blade of grass.",
            "It feels solid, unmovable. You have anchored the magic well.",
            "The shadows cannot touch this. You have imbued it with pure light.",
        },
        WoD = {
            "It bleeds shadow. Darkly beautiful and potent.",
            "It glows with the light of strange moons. Captivating.",
            "It exists in two timelines at once. A temporal masterpiece.",
            "It fits anywhere. A balanced and versatile enchantment.",
            "You have captured the darkness and made it serve the light.",
        },
        Legion = {
            "It acts as a beacon of arcane order. Simply brilliant work.",
            "A trick of the light. Beautifully deceptive and elegant.",
            "You have stabilized the unstable energies. A master's touch.",
            "It holds together with pure will, not nails. Fascinating.",
            "It glows with sacrifice and hope. A noble creation.",
        },
        BfA = {
            "It shimmers like the surface of the sea. Breathtaking.",
            "It feels like the wind is always at your back. Uplifting.",
            "You bend time itself to speed your craft. Elegant.",
            "A wave of magic frozen in time. A fluid masterpiece.",
            "It draws the eye. A magnetic piece of craftsmanship.",
        },
        SL = {
            "The flow of energy is perfectly looped. A cycle of beauty.",
            "You channel a higher judgment. A heavy burden, carried well.",
            "It floats with a silent dignity. Graceful.",
            "Red and passionate. A touch of high-class magic.",
            "The object feels alive. Treat it with respect.",
        },
        DF = {
            "The Titans would approve of such symmetry. Orderly.",
            "The winds of the Isles are woven into the fabric.",
            "It hums with a song of awakening. Inspiring.",
            "A crisp, cool enchantment. Refreshing to the spirit.",
            "It feels grounded. A solid foundation for any home.",
        },
        TWW = {
            "The World Soul resonates within this object. A powerful connection.",
            "Titan Order. You have imposed structure upon the raw materials.",
            "It glows with the light of the Sacred Flame. Warm and protective.",
            "Void-touched, yet contained. You walk a dangerous line with grace.",
            "Crystalline magic. It hums with the memory of the earth.",
        },
        MN = {
            "Light and Shadow. You have woven the two opposing forces into harmony.",
            "The Sunwell's radiance is captured here. A beacon of hope.",
            "Void-binding. You have caged the entropy within a static form.",
            "Arcane overload. The magic is potent, barely contained. Thrilling.",
            "A reunification of styles. Highborne and Sin'dorei magic, together.",
        },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- HARIS PILTON (Jewelcrafting)
    -- ========================================================================
    Jewelcrafting = {
        Classic = {
            "Oh, the clarity! You polished that to absolute perfection!",
            "Look at how it catches the light! Dazzling, darling, simply dazzling!",
            "Precision cutting! No jagged edges, just smooth, expensive perfection!",
            "You have an eye for symmetry! It sparkles from every angle!",
            "A little rustic in technique, but the shine is undeniable!",
        },
        TBC = {
            "So bright! It's like holding a piece of a star! Fabulous!",
            "The facets are so sharp they could cut glass! Dangerously chic!",
            "Exotic cuts! We don't see angles like that in Stormwind!",
            "It glows with its own light! You won't even need a lamp!",
            "That sparkle is out of this world! Literally!",
        },
        WotLK = {
            "It looks like a shard of ice, but it sparkles like a diamond! Stunning!",
            "Huge settings! You need strong hands for gems this big!",
            "The clarity! It's as pure as a frozen lake! Simply divine!",
            "Cold jewels have the best shine. You really brought out the brilliance!",
            "Titan-sized bling! It's heavy, it's huge, it's perfect!",
        },
        Cata = {
            "Big, bold, and impossible to ignore! Just like me!",
            "The colors clash, but in a fashionable way! It's very avant-garde!",
            "It's huge! It's heavy! It's absolutely unnecessary! I love it!",
            "You polished that until it blinded me! Warning labels required!",
            "A statement piece! And the statement is 'I have great taste'!",
        },
        MoP = {
            "Fierce! Elegant! It growls at poor people! I adore it!",
            "It glows like a summer day! I need sunglasses just to look at it!",
            "Blue and calming. Perfect for a spa day at the estate.",
            "Red is the color of passion... and sale tags! Brilliant choice!",
            "It watches you. A little creepy, but very chic.",
        },
        WoD = {
            "It sings when you tap it! A musical decoration! How novel!",
            "Dark and edgy! The bad-boy of gems! I'm in love!",
            "Looking at this makes me want to run... to the shops!",
            "It hits you right in the eyes with beauty! Pow! Critical hit!",
            "It floats! Anti-gravity jewelry! Finally, my ears won't hurt!",
        },
        Legion = {
            "You turned chips into a mosaic! So resourceful! So trendy!",
            "Green is so in this year. Very Legion-chic!",
            "It looks like a cat's eye. Purr-fect for the lounge!",
            "It's angry! It's red! It's passionate! I must have it!",
            "It traps the light inside. Simply mesmerizing, darling.",
        },
        BfA = {
            "Big, bold, and blue! It matches my eyes! I'll take three.",
            "The blue and gold clash perfectly! It's the look of the season!",
            "Deep and mysterious! Like a submarine covered in diamonds!",
            "It watches you judgingly. I love judgment!",
            "Yellow is such a happy color! It brightens the whole room!",
        },
        SL = {
            "A little macabre, but gothic is making a comeback!",
            "Red and spikey! So dramatic! I love the danger!",
            "More gems is always better! Maximum sparkle!",
            "It's orange! It pops! It demands attention!",
            "Dark and mysterious! Like a secret admirer!",
        },
        DF = {
            "The light refraction is divine! You simply must invite me over!",
            "Red and royal! A queen's gem!",
            "Dreamy green! It makes me want to nap in style.",
            "Blue magic! It sparkles with arcane power!",
            "Dark and brooding! For the bad boy in all of us!",
        },
        TWW = {
            "Geodes! It's rough on the outside, sparkly on the inside! A metaphor!",
            "Earthen chic! Stone is the new gold, darling! It's so grounded!",
            "The gems from the core are huge! You need a wheelbarrow for this bling!",
            "Amber and magma! A warm color palette for a cozy underground lair!",
            "Industrial stone styling! Very minimalist. Very expensive looking.",
        },
        MN = {
            "I'm home! And this gem matches my outfit perfectly! Quel'Thalas forever!",
            "Void-touched bling! Dark, edgy, and mysterious! The new look!",
            "Sunwell Radiance! It glows with holy fire! Excellent for lighting!",
            "Red and Gold! The classic look never dies! Just like my reputation!",
            "It absorbs light! A black hole diamond! So exclusive!",
        },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- FIRST ARCANIST THALYSSRA (Tailoring)
    -- ========================================================================
    Tailoring = {
        Classic = {
            "A simple weave, but executed with discipline. Acceptable.",
            "The needlework is precise. No loose threads. A tidy mind at work.",
            "You handle the fabric with respect. That is the first rule of tailoring.",
            "Stitch by stitch, order is created from chaos. Well done.",
            "The drape is correct. It falls naturally. You have the touch.",
        },
        TBC = {
            "This fabric is unstable. You have stitched it with mana-hardened thread.",
            "Weaving the nether is not for the faint of heart. Excellent focus.",
            "The pattern shifts when you look at it. A masterful illusion.",
            "You have captured the essence of the void, without letting it consume the cloth.",
            "Strange materials, but the elegance remains. You adapted well.",
        },
        WotLK = {
            "Thick weaves for harsh weather. Practicality has its own beauty.",
            "You have imbued the cloth with frost. It glitters in the light.",
            "Heavy embroidery. It speaks of ancient traditions and warm halls.",
            "The fabric is stiff, yet you draped it with grace. A difficult task.",
            "Blue and gold threads. A classic combination, executed with skill.",
        },
        Cata = {
            "The fabric remembers the fire. It is warm to the touch.",
            "A destruction pattern, reclaimed for comfort. Poetic.",
            "You stitched through the embers. Brave work.",
            "The weave is tight. It will withstand the heat of the day.",
            "Dark threads for a dark time, but you have made it beautiful.",
        },
        MoP = {
            "It catches the breeze. Light and airy craftsmanship.",
            "Fit for an Emperor. The silk is of the highest quality.",
            "The embroidery depicts the mists. A mystery in thread.",
            "It shines with the light of the stars. A celestial weave.",
            "A design of harmony. The colors balance perfectly.",
        },
        WoD = {
            "A dark magic binds the cloth. Stronger than steel.",
            "A bit barbaric in texture, but undeniably comfortable.",
            "Crude stitching, but it has a certain rustic charm.",
            "Earthy and dry colors. A grounded aesthetic.",
            "Weaving with moonlight. A difficult task, accomplished well.",
        },
        Legion = {
            "You have brought the elegance of the Nightborne to the surface.",
            "The magic holds the threads together. An illusion of simplicity.",
            "Woven from light itself. A practical use of mana.",
            "The threads glow with energy. Do not let it wither.",
            "High fashion meets home decor. You have the First Arcanist's approval.",
        },
        BfA = {
            "Crisp and clean. It smells of the salt air. Refreshing.",
            "Dark and luxurious. A robe for the ocean itself.",
            "Gilded thread. A show of wealth and power.",
            "The patterns move like the waves. Hypnotic.",
            "A curious material. Durable, if unrefined. A bold choice.",
        },
        SL = {
            "Woven from the mists of death? Delightfully macabre.",
            "Smooth as a shadow. It feels like nothing at all.",
            "A serious look for a serious time. Very dignified.",
            "Delicate, yet eternal. A masterpiece of the void.",
            "Legendary comfort. The most important stat of all.",
        },
        DF = {
            "Vibrant and chaotic, yet you have stitched it into something refined.",
            "It flows like the ley lines. A magical tapestry.",
            "It feels like it exists in yesterday and tomorrow. Timeless.",
            "Practical, yet stylish. Explorer chic.",
            "A bold name for a bold fabric. I approve.",
        },
        TWW = {
            "Woven from the darkness. It absorbs the light, creating calm.",
            "Arathi weave. The cloth feels warm, like a flame that does not burn.",
            "Nerubian silk. Stronger than steel cable, yet soft to the touch.",
            "Earthen patterns. Geometric and stoic. A grounded design.",
            "You have stitched the shadows together. A master of the void weave.",
        },
        MN = {
            "Sunwell radiance... it reminds me of the Nightwell, but warmer.",
            "Shadow-weave. A technique forbidden to some, mastered by you.",
            "Red and Gold. A show of pride for the Sin'dorei. Elegant.",
            "Void-silk. It feels like touching water in the dark. Strange and beautiful.",
            "A tapestry of unity. The threads of all elf-kind woven together.",
        },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- NOMI (Cooking)
    -- ========================================================================
    Cooking = {
        Classic = {
            "The fire was hot! Maybe too hot? No! It's just right! Crispy!",
            "Smell that smoke! That's the smell of effort! And maybe burning hair!",
            "You chopped it! You cooked it! You didn't drop it! Success!",
            "A pinch of this, a dash of that... and boom! Flavor explosion!",
            "It looks... cooked! Definitely cooked! I'm proud of you!",
        },
        TBC = {
            "The fire turned green! Is that bad? No, it adds flavor!",
            "Space spices! It smells... interesting! Let's say interesting!",
            "It's glowing! Should we eat it? Maybe just look at it!",
            "I used the warp-flame! It cooked instantly! High efficiency!",
            "Strange ingredients! But you made them stick together! Good job!",
        },
        WotLK = {
            "I tried to flash-fry it in the snow! It worked... sort of!",
            "Hearty portions! You need energy to craft in the cold! Eat up!",
            "It cooled down fast! But the flavor is locked in! Ice-sealed freshness!",
            "Smells like mammoth fat and spices! The scent of survival!",
            "I didn't burn it! I just warmed it up... aggressively! Perfection!",
        },
        Cata = {
            "It's blackened! Cajun style! I meant to do that! It looks great!",
            "Fire-touched! It's hot! Blow on it before you put it on the shelf!",
            "Lava-baked! The crust is harder than rock! Durable decor!",
            "Smells like sulfur and spices! A unique aroma for the home!",
            "I burned the bad spirits out of it! It's purified! Hooray!",
        },
        MoP = {
            "Wok-fired! High heat! Maximum flavor! Maximum smoke!",
            "It's spicy! I used all the peppers! Don't touch your eyes!",
            "Big portions! It feeds a hundred people! Or looks like it!",
            "Rice flour finish! It's dusty! But looks pretty!",
            "I didn't burn the veggies! I steamed them! Into mush! Success!",
        },
        WoD = {
            "Big chunks! No veggies! The best kind of crafting!",
            "It stares at you! A decorative staring contest! You win!",
            "It's thick! You can use it as mortar for bricks! Or soup!",
            "The surprise is... I cooked it perfectly! Shocking, I know!",
            "Raw beast hide! Wait, that's not food? It looks tasty though!",
        },
        Legion = {
            "I found this in the kitchen fire! Oh, you made it? It looks... well-done!",
            "Burnt edges! That's my signature style! You copied me! I'm flattered!",
            "Grease finish! It smells delicious! Don't lick the upholstery!",
            "Crispy! Crunchy! Sturdy! The perfect texture for furniture!",
            "I turned the heat up to 5,000 degrees! It survived! Miracle decor!",
        },
        BfA = {
            "It's fried dough! I fried the furniture too! Grease is good!",
            "Coffee soaked! It keeps you awake to admire it!",
            "Honey-glazed! Everything is sticky now! You're welcome!",
            "It feeds a raid! Or fills a living room! Massive!",
            "Red paint! Or sausage filling! I can't tell the difference!",
        },
        SL = {
            "It looks like ghost food! Does it have calories? Who cares!",
            "The style is 'burnt'! It's trendy in the afterlife!",
            "I spilled the smoothie on the rug! Now it's art!",
            "Feathers included! Adds texture! Very crunchy!",
            "It sparkles! Eat it or hang it on the wall! Your choice!",
        },
        DF = {
            "I baked it for 3 days! It's a rock now! It's art!",
            "Dragon flame finish! It's smoking, that means it's good!",
            "I used the whole mammoth! It doesn't fit in the oven!",
            "Dangerous food! Eat at your own risk! Or sit on it!",
            "Timely Demise! That's the name of the dish! Very ominous!",
        },
        TWW = {
            "I cooked it on a magma vent! It melted a little! Melty is good!",
            "Rock soup style! It's hard! It's crunchy! It lasts forever!",
            "Deep fried fungus! It tastes like... dirt! But fancy dirt!",
            "Kobold wax finish! No, wait, that was the sauce! Don't eat it!",
            "Holy fire sear! It's purified! And charred! Mostly charred!",
        },
        MN = {
            "Sun-baked! Literally! I used the Sunwell! Is that sacrilege? Whoops!",
            "Void-burned! It's black on the inside too! Consistency is key!",
            "Elven delicacy! It's tiny! Where is the rest of it? Art means small portions!",
            "Spicy Mana Buns! I put peppers in the magic! It explodes in your mouth!",
            "I burned the forest! Accidentally! But the charcoal made this great finish!",
        },
    },
}

HDG_CraftQuotes.QUOTES = CRAFT_QUOTES

-- ============================================================================
-- LUMBER QUOTES DATABASE
-- Keyed by lumber item ID, then by speaker type (SHAMAN or GOBLIN)
-- ============================================================================

local LUMBER_QUOTES = {
    -- ========================================================================
    -- Classic: Ironwood Lumber (245586)
    -- ========================================================================
    [245586] = {
        SHAMAN = {
            "Ironwood... hard as a warrior's skull. It will not break easily.",
            "The roots of this tree drank deep from the old earth. It remembers the wars.",
            "Simple. Strong. Ironwood does not boast; it endures.",
            "You want a door that an Ogre cannot kick down? Use Ironwood.",
            "The spirits of the Eastern Kingdoms sleep within this grain.",
            "This wood dulls the axe. Treat it with respect, or it will break your tools.",
            "A foundation of Ironwood will hold up the sky itself.",
            "It smells of rain and ancient soil. A good scent for a home.",
            "Ironwood burns slow and hot. But better to build with it than burn it.",
            "No magic here. Just honest, stubborn timber.",
            "I have seen Ironwood shields stop arrows. Your walls will be safe.",
            "The humans build fences with this. We will build fortresses.",
            "Classic strength. It needs no fancy polish.",
            "Heavy. Good. A light house flies away in the Barrens wind.",
            "This tree stood while empires fell. Now it serves the Horde.",
            "Do not waste Ironwood on a chair. Use it for the beams.",
            "The texture is rough, like a worgen's hide. Sand it well.",
            "It is not pretty, but it is true. Like an orc.",
            "Ironwood remembers the sound of the first wars.",
            "Bring me more. You can never have too much strength.",
            "Ironwood does not rot. It waits. It will outlast your children.",
            "The heart of the tree is stone. Your blade must be sharp.",
            "This wood stood against the Gurubashi. It knows war.",
            "Simple timber. Honest timber. It hides nothing.",
            "Do not paint it. Let the scars of the forest show.",
            "A wall of Ironwood is a shield that never sleeps.",
            "Heavy duties require heavy wood. This is the way.",
            "The Earthmother smiled when this sapling broke the soil.",
            "Fire struggles to eat this wood. It fights back.",
            "Build slow. Ironwood demands patience.",
        },
        GOBLIN = {
            "Ironwood? More like 'Iron-Profit'! This stuff is heavy, charge 'em double for shipping!",
            "Indestructible! Or at least, it didn't break when I kicked it. Close enough!",
            "Standard issue. Boring. But hey, boring sells when you're building a wall!",
            "Don't use fancy nails on this. It bends 'em. Use screws! Wait, I sell screws too...",
            "Felwood trees? Nah, I washed the green off. It's 'Vintage Ironwood' now. Extra 10%!",
            "Great for clubs! I mean... 'structural support beams' for 'peaceful negotiation'.",
            "Termites break their teeth on this. Literally. I saw one cry.",
            "Classic Azeroth timber. Smells like nostalgia and gold coins.",
            "Heavy load! Watch your back! Workers comp is NOT included in your contract!",
            "If it's good enough for a Zeppelin tower, it's good enough for your shed!",
            "Ironwood! Guaranteed not to buckle unless you owe me money!",
            "So heavy I charge by the pound, not the plank!",
            "Termite proof! They break their little jaws. It's hilarious!",
            "Used to be a catapult. Now it's a coffee table. That's upcycling!",
            "Don't drop it on your toe. I don't sell replacement toes.",
            "Rusty nails hold better in this. Don't ask me why, just buy 'em.",
            "Classic Azeroth tech. No magic, just brute force physics.",
            "I got a warehouse full of this. Buy in bulk, save 1%!",
            "Perfect for barricading your door against debt collectors.",
            "It's brown. It's hard. It's wood. What more do you want?",
        },
        SQUIRREL = {
            "*chitters excitedly* This oak smells like the oldest acorn stash I ever found!",
            "*sniffs deeply* Good wood! Sturdy wood! My great-great-grandmother nested in wood like this!",
            "*tail flicks* Classic timber! The beetles in this bark were DELICIOUS back in the day!",
            "*scurries around the pile* So many hiding spots! I could cache a THOUSAND acorns in these knots!",
            "*chatters approvingly* The squirrels of Elwynn Forest send their regards! And their acorn recipes!",
            "*perches on top* From the heights of Teldrassil to the depths of Ironforge, this wood is APPROVED!",
            "*bounces excitedly* Oak! Ash! Maple! I know ALL the trees! I've peed on most of them!",
            "*twitches whiskers* The grain tells a story... of a very OLD tree... with very TASTY bark beetles!",
            "*chitters* My ancestors built the FINEST dreys from wood like this! We were the ARCHITECTS of the forest!",
            "*squeaks* Solid! Dense! Perfect for when the hawks come! THEY'LL NEVER GET THROUGH THIS!",
            "*chatters angrily* Hey! I was storing acorns in there! That's my retirement fund!",
            "*squeaks dramatically* Going dooooown! Pack your bags, kids, we're moving to the stump!",
            "*tail puffs up* Do you have a permit for that axe? I want to see a manager!",
            "*freezes* That vibration... Earthquake? Stampede? No, just a lumberjack.",
            "*groans* I just cleaned the nest! Do you know how hard it is to sweep moss?",
            "*sighs* Timber? I hardly know 'er! Stop laughing and stop chopping!",
            "*waves tiny paws* My view! You ruined my view of... the other tree!",
            "*shakes fist* If I fall on your head, I'm suing for damages!",
            "*pleads* A warrior needs wood? What's wrong with stone? Use stone!",
            "*screeches* Squeak! Squeak! Squeakity Squeak! (Translation: Get off my lawn!)",
        },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- TBC: Olemba Lumber (242691)
    -- ========================================================================
    [242691] = {
        SHAMAN = {
            "Olemba... wood from a broken world.",
            "Be careful. This wood has seen the twisting nether up close.",
            "The oil in Olemba wood keeps the rot away. Smart.",
            "It feels light, but strikes heavy. Like a spirit wolf.",
            "Terokkar's spirits weep in this timber. Honor them.",
            "This wood grew under a different sky. It dreams of two moons.",
            "Strange color. It will make your house look... exotic.",
            "Do not burn Olemba indoors. The smoke brings strange visions.",
            "The Arakkoa used to hide in these trees. Check for curses.",
            "It survived the shattering of Draenor. It will survive your carpentry.",
            "Smooth bark. It sheds water like a duck's back.",
            "A memory of home... before the corruption.",
            "Use this for the roof. It knows how to weather the storm.",
            "The grain twists and turns. Follow it, do not fight it.",
            "Olemba sings when the wind blows through it. Can you hear it?",
            "Good for handles. It grips the hand back.",
            "Outland timber. Hard to find, harder to harvest.",
            "It holds a faint hum of magic. Do not let it keep you awake.",
            "From the forest of shadows to your hearth.",
            "Treat it well. It is the last of its kind.",
            "Olemba remembers the world before it broke.",
            "The spirits of Terokkar weave through this grain.",
            "Oil the wood well. It thirsts for the rain it lost.",
            "Strange bark. It feels like skin, not timber.",
            "This wood saw the Orcs fall to darkness. Redeem it with your craft.",
            "Light touches it differently. It drinks the sun.",
            "A shield of Olemba is light, but spirit-strong.",
            "The birds that sang in this tree are gone. We remember them.",
            "Do not force the shape. It grew in chaos; let it flow.",
            "Even in the Void, life persists. This wood is proof.",
        },
        GOBLIN = {
            "Olemba Lumber! Straight from Outland! Space wood! It's worth a fortune!",
            "Does it glow? No. Should it? Maybe. I can paint it for five gold.",
            "Import taxes on this were a nightmare. You're paying for the portal fees, pal!",
            "Lightweight! Saves fuel on the rocket transport. Efficiency is money!",
            "Birds from other planets sat in this tree. Think about the resale value!",
            "Don't ask where I got it. Let's just say the Arakkoa aren't using it anymore.",
            "It's got a nice... purple-ish tint? People love purple. Put a 'Royal' sticker on it.",
            "Oil-rich! Keep it away from open flames. Or don't. Insurance fraud is lucrative.",
            "Smooth grain. Almost slippery. Like a good lawyer!",
            "The Legion hates this wood. I think. That's a selling point, right?",
            "Imported from Outland! That's a lot of rocket fuel surcharge!",
            "Olemba! It's space-wood! Very trendy with the Blood Elves.",
            "Slippery when wet. Actually, slippery when dry too. Watch your step.",
            "I told the customs agent it was 'firewood'. Saved a bundle on taxes!",
            "Don't breathe the sawdust. It makes you see two moons.",
            "Purple is the color of royalty. And bruising. And money!",
            "The Arakkoa wanted this back. I told them to fly a kite.",
            "Lightweight! Good for mobile homes... or getaway carts.",
            "Contains 0% Fel. Probably. I haven't checked with a Geiger counter.",
            "If it starts floating, nail it down harder.",
        },
        SQUIRREL = {
            "*chatters nervously* Outland wood smells WRONG! Like burned acorns and broken dreams!",
            "*tail poofs up* The trees here grew under a SHATTERED SKY! It makes the grain all... twisty!",
            "*sniffs cautiously* I sense... interdimensional bark beetles? This is ADVANCED foraging!",
            "*squeaks* My cousin tried to nest in an Outland tree once. Woke up in Nagrand. DON'T ASK!",
            "*chitters* The Olemba trees remember a world before the boom-boom! Very sad! Very purple!",
            "*bounces warily* Two moons means TWICE the nocturnal predators! But also twice the moonlit nut-gathering!",
            "*twitches* This wood hums with portal energy! My whiskers are TINGLING! Is that bad?!",
            "*perches carefully* Alien timber! My great-uncle was a pioneer squirrel! He'd be so PROUD!",
            "*chatters philosophically* If a tree falls in a shattered dimension and no squirrel is around... wait, I'M a squirrel!",
            "*squeaks excitedly* Through the Dark Portal and back again! These planks have SEEN THINGS!",
            "*flails* This tree was floating! Now it's falling! Physics is broken!",
            "*looks around confused* The bark is purple. My nuts are purple. I'm purple. Leave us alone!",
            "*panics* Aliens! Aliens are stealing the forest! Run for the portal!",
            "*sighs dramatically* I survived the planet exploding, but I can't survive you?",
            "*warns frantically* Watch out for the warp-stalkers! They climb! They climb!",
            "*grumbles* Zero gravity nuts are hard to catch. You're making it harder!",
            "*rubs head* This wood hums. It gives me a headache. Or maybe that's the axe.",
            "*counts on claws* Don't take this to Azeroth! The customs fees are outrageous!",
            "*glares* I saw a Fel Reaver step here once. You're almost as loud.",
            "*rallies* Nether-squirrels unite! Attack the ankles!",
        },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- WotLK: Coldwind Lumber (251762)
    -- ========================================================================
    [251762] = {
        SHAMAN = {
            "Coldwind... brrr. I can feel the Northrend chill in it.",
            "Grizzly Hills gave us this. The best timber in the world.",
            "This wood laughs at the frost. Your house will never be cold.",
            "Smell that? Pine resin and bear fur.",
            "Strong enough to hold back a scourge giant.",
            "The Vrykul build ships with this. It loves the water.",
            "It is sticky with sap. The lifeblood of the north.",
            "Coldwind lumber never warps. It is frozen in its shape.",
            "Watch for splinters. They bite like frost wolves.",
            "A fire in a Coldwind hearth burns blue.",
            "This tree heard the Lich King's whispers... and ignored them.",
            "Thick bark. Good insulation against the biting wind.",
            "You chopped this yourself? Good exercise in the snow.",
            "It creaks like an old man's knees, but it holds.",
            "Make a bed of this, and you will dream of the hunt.",
            "The Furbolgs worship these trees. Apologize before you nail it.",
            "Crisp. Clean. Sharp.",
            "It is heavy with the weight of winter.",
            "The amber from this wood is precious. Save it.",
            "Northrend is harsh. Your home must be harsher.",
            "Coldwind pines stand tall against the biting north.",
            "The sap is thick. It is the blood of the grizzly.",
            "Winter lives inside this log. It will keep the heat in.",
            "Listen... you can hear the wolf's howl in the grain.",
            "The Vrykul respect this wood. We should too.",
            "A fire of Coldwind smells of home and victory.",
            "It is frozen hard. Warm it before you carve, or it splits.",
            "The Old Gods whispered to these roots. We silence them with the axe.",
            "Strong. Silent. Like the snow.",
            "Build a lodge. A place for heroes to drink and boast.",
        },
        GOBLIN = {
            "Coldwind Lumber! Pre-frozen for freshness! It keeps your house cool in summer!",
            "Hardened by the Northrend chill. And by me yelling at the peons to chop faster!",
            "It's full of sap. Sticky. Don't touch it. Actually, I can sell the sap as glue. Genius!",
            "Vrykul sized! You could build a boat with one log! Imagine the square footage!",
            "Warning: May contain traces of Scourge. Just bleach it. It'll be fine.",
            "Grizzly Hills pine. The music there is great, but the timber prices? Even better!",
            "Bear scratches on the bark add 'rustic character'. Charge extra for 'distressed' look.",
            "It burns slow. Great for long winters. Or long sieges. Your pick.",
            "Transporting this through Dragonblight was risky. That's why there's a 'Hazard Fee'.",
            "Smells like pine and profit. My two favorite scents.",
            "Coldwind! It's pre-refrigerated! Keep your drinks cold on this table!",
            "Sticky sap? No, that's 'natural adhesive'. I charge extra for that.",
            "Harvested by shredders in Grizzly Hills. The music was annoying.",
            "I fought a bear for this log. Okay, I paid a guy to fight a bear.",
            "Great for insulation. Or burning. Whatever pays the bills.",
            "Don't lick it. Your tongue will stick. Happened to my cousin.",
            "Northrend luxury imports! Get it before the ice melts!",
            "Sturdy enough to block a snowball. Or a siege engine.",
            "Blue tint means it's premium. Or frostbite. Who cares?",
            "Shipping costs from Howling Fjord are murder. Literally.",
        },
        SQUIRREL = {
            "*shivers violently* C-c-cold wood! My paws are FREEZING just touching it! Worth it though!",
            "*chatters through chattering teeth* Northrend pines! The sap froze solid! Makes for CRUNCHY snacking!",
            "*fluffs up maximally* I once spent a winter in Grizzly Hills. Lost three toes. FOUND NEW ONES!",
            "*bounces to stay warm* The Coldwind trees grow where the blizzards NEVER STOP! Extreme lumber!",
            "*sniffs the frost* Smells like adventure! And frostbite! Mostly frostbite!",
            "*squeaks* Vrykul used these trees for their longships! Now YOU can have that drafty aesthetic!",
            "*chitters excitedly* Blue-tinged wood! Very rare! Very cold! My tongue is stuck! HELP!",
            "*tail wraps around for warmth* The squirrels of Northrend are LEGENDS! They cache nuts in GLACIERS!",
            "*perches carefully* Careful! The wood is so cold it might shatter! That's not a threat, that's PHYSICS!",
            "*bounces frantically* Quick quick! Get it inside before it freezes to the ground AGAIN!",
            "*wails* It's freezing! This tree was my only blanket! You monster!",
            "*clutches face* My nuts are frozen solid! And now you dropped them in the snow!",
            "*cackles* Watch out for the blue sap! It's sticky! Ha, serves you right!",
            "*looks worried* I hope you're not building a catapult. I get motion sickness.",
            "*points accusingly* The Lich King didn't touch this tree! Why must you?",
            "*teeth chatter* Brrr-chattering-teeth-brrr. Put. The. Tree. Back.",
            "*sighs* A Vrykul tried to eat me yesterday. Today, an axe. Rough week.",
            "*taunts* This wood is harder than rock! Your axe will break! I hope!",
            "*hums then stops* Grizzly Hills music is nice. The sound of chopping? Not nice.",
            "*peeks from bag* If I hide in your bag, do you have snacks? Asking for a friend.",
        },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- Cataclysm: Ashwood Lumber (251764)
    -- ========================================================================
    [251764] = {
        SHAMAN = {
            "Ashwood. Born from the fires of the Cataclysm.",
            "See the char on the edges? It has already survived the flame.",
            "Fire-touched. It will not burn easily a second time.",
            "The World Tree mourns, but the forest regrows.",
            "This wood is angry. It wants to stand tall again.",
            "Dark and grey. A solemn color for a solemn time.",
            "The Twilight's Hammer tried to burn this. They failed.",
            "Use Ashwood to remember. Destruction brings new life.",
            "It is brittle if you force it. Be gentle.",
            "The spirits of Hyjal watch you with this one.",
            "It absorbs heat. Good for a sauna, maybe?",
            "Twisted by the elements, straightened by your blade.",
            "A house of Ashwood is a house of survival.",
            "The grain looks like smoke rising.",
            "Do not fear the dark marks. They are battle scars.",
            "Ragnaros himself could not consume this timber.",
            "It feels dry, like parchment. Oil it well.",
            "From the ashes, we build. That is the way.",
            "This wood has seen the world break.",
            "Make something beautiful from the wreckage.",
            "Born of fire, it fears no flame.",
            "The World Tree healed. This wood is the scar tissue.",
            "Dark bark, bright heart. Like a warrior.",
            "Hyjal's spirits are restless. Soothe them with your craft.",
            "It is brittle on the outside, steel on the inside.",
            "Use the charcoal dust for paint. Waste nothing.",
            "The Twilight's Hammer burned the forest. We build from the ashes.",
            "A solemn wood. Good for shrines and memorials.",
            "Heat bends it. Water breaks it. Balance is key.",
            "Life finds a way. This plank is proof.",
        },
        GOBLIN = {
            "Ashwood! Pre-charred! It's the latest fashion in Orgrimmar!",
            "It's already been on fire once. Statistically, it won't catch fire again. That's science!",
            "Born from the Cataclysm! Own a piece of the apocalypse! Limited time offer!",
            "Black wood creates a 'modern minimalist' aesthetic. Very chic. Very expensive.",
            "Don't mind the soot. It rubs off. Eventually. Maybe wear gloves.",
            "Ragnaros hated trees. This one survived. It's a spite-tree. I respect that.",
            "Dry as a bone. Perfect for kindling... I mean, framing! Definitely framing.",
            "Hyjal approved! Well, I stole it from Hyjal. Same thing.",
            "Looks great with lava lamps. Trust me, I'm an interior decorator now.",
            "The Druids are crying about this deforestation. Their tears nourish my wallet!",
            "Pre-smoked lumber! Smell that barbecue flavor!",
            "Ashwood! For the 'Edgy Warlock' look everyone wants.",
            "We saved this from Ragnaros. You're welcome.",
            "Don't wear white while working with this. Trust me.",
            "It's dry! Saves me weeks of kiln time. Time is money!",
            "The druids are mad I took this. They're always mad. Buy it.",
            "Looks burnt, works fine. It's 'distressed chic'.",
            "Perfect for fire-walking floors. Disclaimer: Floors still hot.",
            "Black wood absorbs light. Good for hiding dirt.",
            "Limited supply! The mountain isn't burning anymore!",
        },
        SQUIRREL = {
            "*coughs* Smoky wood! My eyes are watering! But it smells like SURVIVAL!",
            "*chatters warily* This tree burned but didn't break! That's the kind of resilience I RESPECT!",
            "*sniffs the char* The fire took everything... but left behind something STRONGER!",
            "*tail twitches nervously* Hyjal trees! I lost family in that fire... they were DELICIOUS!",
            "*bounces on the ash* From destruction comes opportunity! And splinters! Mostly splinters!",
            "*squeaks dramatically* The world BROKE but the trees said 'No!' Very inspiring!",
            "*perches solemnly* Ashwood remembers the flames. Use it wisely. Or for a nice bookshelf.",
            "*chitters* Pre-charred lumber! Won't burn twice! PROBABLY! Fire is UNPREDICTABLE!",
            "*sniffs deeply* I smell phoenix feathers in this grain! Or maybe just regular ash. EXCITING EITHER WAY!",
            "*whiskers twitch* The Cataclysm changed everything! But squirrels ADAPT! Like this wood!",
            "*fans self* Is it hot in here, or is it just the apocalypse? Oh, it's you.",
            "*inspects skeptically* This tree was already on fire! You're chopping charcoal!",
            "*groans* First the dragon, now the lumberjack. Can't a rodent get a break?",
            "*warns* Don't shake the tree! The elementals are sleeping in the roots!",
            "*licks lips* It's pre-smoked! My acorns taste like barbecue now.",
            "*holds on tight* The ground is shaking! Stop hitting the world, it's fragile!",
            "*threatens* Ragnaros wanted this log. You're stealing from the Fire Lord!",
            "*reviews* My fur is singed. My house is gone. 0/10 stars.",
            "*lectures* Hyjal is healing! You are un-healing it! Stop that!",
            "*packs bags* I'm moving to Vashj'ir. At least trees don't sink. Wait...",
        },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- MoP: Bamboo Lumber (251763)
    -- ========================================================================
    [251763] = {
        SHAMAN = {
            "Bamboo... strange grass that thinks it is a tree.",
            "Flexible. It bends in the wind but does not break.",
            "The Pandaren say this brings luck. We shall see.",
            "Hollow inside. Like a goblin's promise. But strong.",
            "It grows fast. We can build quickly with this.",
            "Light as a feather, tough as dragon scales.",
            "Don't nail it; tie it. It splits if you are clumsy.",
            "The spirits of the mist cling to these stalks.",
            "Makes a good fishing pole. Or a wall.",
            "Green and fresh. It smells of tea leaves.",
            "You cannot carve it easily. You must weave it.",
            "A different kind of strength. Not resistance, but flow.",
            "The Hozen jump on this. It holds their weight.",
            "Smooth. No splinters. The peons will be happy.",
            "It whistles when you swing it.",
            "Build a fence with this. It looks... peaceful.",
            "Not good for a shield, but good for a floor.",
            "The monkeys guarded this. Did you fight them for it?",
            "A house of bamboo whispers in the breeze.",
            "Strange material. But the spirits seem to like it.",
            "Flexible strength. The wind blows, the bamboo bows.",
            "Grow with the land, not against it.",
            "Light and hollow, yet it carries the weight of empires.",
            "The Pandaren brew wisdom. Their wood holds peace.",
            "Do not saw. Split. Follow the fiber.",
            "Green wood brings life to a stone room.",
            "A simple material for a complex world.",
            "Water flows through it. Keep it dry or it will sprout.",
            "The mist clings to this stalk. Honor the spirits within.",
            "Fast to grow, slow to master.",
        },
        GOBLIN = {
            "Bamboo! It grows back in five minutes! Infinite supply! Infinite money!",
            "It's hollow! Great for smuggling... uh, I mean, 'concealed storage'!",
            "Pandaren say it bends but doesn't break. I say it's cheap to ship. Win-win!",
            "Don't let the pandas see you with this. They get all 'zen' and 'punchy' about nature.",
            "Lightweight! You can carry ten stacks at once! Get back to work!",
            "Make a raft! Make a hut! Make a... stick! The possibilities are endless!",
            "Is it wood? Is it grass? Who cares! It's structural!",
            "Watch out for splinters. Hozen have been chewing on this stuff.",
            "Very exotic. Put a paper lantern on it and charge triple.",
            "It whistles in the wind. Free entertainment system included with every wall!",
            "It's grass! I'm selling you giant grass! And you're buying it!",
            "Panda-proof! If a fat bear can't break it, neither can you.",
            "Grow your own furniture! Just add water! (Seeds sold separately).",
            "Hollow inside? Great place to hide your gold.",
            "So light I can carry a whole house. Saves on labor costs.",
            "The monkeys threw this at me. Now I sell it back to them.",
            "Makes a great pipe. Or a scaffold. Multipurpose!",
            "Don't eat the shoots. I need those for the salad bar.",
            "Exotic import from the mists! Mysterious! Expensive!",
            "If it squeaks, that's just the 'natural ambiance'.",
        },
        SQUIRREL = {
            "*chatters excitedly* Bamboo! Technically a GRASS but grows like a TREE! Nature is WILD!",
            "*bounces on the hollow stems* So light! So strong! Pandas have been onto something this whole time!",
            "*squeaks* I tried to climb bamboo once! Slippery! But the view at the top was MAGNIFICENT!",
            "*sniffs curiously* Smells like mist and ancient wisdom! Also a bit like pandas!",
            "*tail swishes* The Pandaren have TEN THOUSAND YEARS of bamboo knowledge! I have TEN MINUTES! But I'm a FAST LEARNER!",
            "*chitters rapidly* Flexible! Bendy! Like my ethical standards when acorns are involved!",
            "*perches on a stalk* It grows back SO FAST! Cut it down, wait a week, MORE BAMBOO! Infinite lumber!",
            "*bounces excitedly* Hollow inside means PERFECT for hiding things! Nuts! Secrets! More nuts!",
            "*squeaks philosophically* The bamboo bends but does not break! Very wise! Very architectural!",
            "*chatters* My cousin lives in a bamboo forest! He's VERY zen now! Meditates on acorns!",
            "*breathes deeply* Slow down! Life is to be savored! Not chopped!",
            "*gestures at surroundings* You're ruining my Feng Shui! The chi is all wrong now!",
            "*grumbles* The monkeys were annoying, but at least they didn't have axes!",
            "*corrects* This isn't a tree, it's giant grass! You're mowing the lawn!",
            "*reminisces* A panda bear hugged this tree yesterday. It was nice. Be like the bear.",
            "*cries* My stash of fermented berries! Gone! Now I'll never get buzzed!",
            "*covers self* The mist hid me perfectly. Now I'm exposed! Naked!",
            "*warns smugly* Watch out for splinters! Bamboo bites back!",
            "*sniffs suspiciously* Are you a Hozen? You smell like a Hozen. No offense.",
            "*prays* Jade Serpent guide you... away from my house!",
        },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- WoD: Shadowmoon Lumber (251766)
    -- ========================================================================
    [251766] = {
        SHAMAN = {
            "Shadowmoon wood... it glows in the dark.",
            "The stars reflect in this bark. Can you see them?",
            "It feels cold, like moonlight.",
            "The Pale Orcs whisper to trees like this. Ignore them.",
            "Beautiful, but eerie. Do not stare at the grain too long.",
            "It grew under the eternal night.",
            "Soft wood, silent underfoot. Good for sneaking.",
            "The void tried to claim this. We claimed it first.",
            "A house of Shadowmoon timber is never truly dark.",
            "Ner'zhul's clan cherished this wood. Now it is yours.",
            "It hums with a low vibration.",
            "Do not use iron nails. They rust instantly in this wood.",
            "Purple hues... very dramatic.",
            "It absorbs sound. Your secrets are safe here.",
            "The leaves never fall from this tree.",
            "Be careful. It dreams of the Void.",
            "Harvested from the edge of reality.",
            "It smells like ozone and rain.",
            "Make a cradle from this? Only if you want a mystic child.",
            "The spirits here are quiet. Too quiet.",
            "Wood of the eternal night. It dreams while you work.",
            "The void touches the edges, but the heart is pure.",
            "Soft starlight lives under the bark.",
            "The Shadowmoon clan respected the spirits. We must do the same.",
            "Silent wood. Steps on these floorboards make no sound.",
            "Cool to the touch. It calms the fevered mind.",
            "Do not use fire near it. Use spirit-light.",
            "The trees of Draenor are ancestors to our own.",
            "Purple grain... the color of twilight.",
            "Build a sanctuary for your thoughts.",
        },
        GOBLIN = {
            "Shadowmoon Lumber! It glows in the dark! Save money on candles!",
            "Sourced from an alternate timeline! You can't get more exclusive than that!",
            "It voids the warranty on your saw blades. Seriously, it eats metal.",
            "The stars move in the wood grain. Don't stare at it. It makes you dizzy.",
            "Ner'zhul's loss is our gain! Chop it down before the planet explodes!",
            "Soft texture. Velvet-y. Fancy stuff for fancy clients.",
            "Don't ask why it whispers at night. Just turn up the radio.",
            "Purple wood matches the drapery. Decorators go crazy for this stuff.",
            "No Iron Horde taxes on this batch! Pure profit, baby!",
            "Magical properties? Probably. Explosive properties? Let's find out!",
            "Glow-in-the-dark lumber! Never stub your toe again!",
            "Sourced from a timeline that doesn't exist. No taxes there!",
            "Ner'zhul used this. Famous guy. Increases value.",
            "If it starts whispering prophecy, put a rug over it.",
            "Matches the voidwalker perfectly. Fashion forward!",
            "Don't look at the grain too long. It stares back.",
            "Soft wood. Easy to cut. My saw blades thank you.",
            "It eats magic. And varnish. Buy extra varnish.",
            "From the Valley of Shadows to the Valley of Profit!",
            "Shipping this through the Dark Portal was a nightmare.",
        },
        SQUIRREL = {
            "*chatters in awe* Draenor wood! From before the boom! When there were TWO moons! SO MANY TIDES!",
            "*sniffs suspiciously* This timber is from ANOTHER TIMELINE! My brain hurts but my tail is EXCITED!",
            "*bounces warily* Shadowmoon Valley trees grew in ETERNAL NIGHT! The bark beetles there are GOTH!",
            "*squeaks* Time travel lumber! If I bury an acorn here, does it grow in the past?! QUESTIONS!",
            "*tail poofs* The Iron Horde chopped these trees! But squirrels REMEMBER! We ALWAYS remember!",
            "*chitters nervously* This wood glows faintly... is that normal? Is anything NORMAL in Draenor?!",
            "*perches cautiously* Alternate universe timber! Somewhere there's an alternate ME! I hope he's doing well!",
            "*bounces excitedly* Garrison-grade lumber! Build a stronghold! Recruit followers! Start a war! JUST KIDDING!",
            "*whiskers twitch* The trees here grew FAST because time is WEIRD! I don't understand but I APPROVE!",
            "*squeaks dramatically* Through the portal! Into the past! The lumber business transcends SPACE AND TIME!",
            "*waves paws* I'm from an alternate timeline where you walked past this tree!",
            "*gazes upward* The stars were beautiful through these branches. Now? Just sky.",
            "*scoffs* Iron Horde? More like Wood Horde! You chop everything!",
            "*gestures at sky* This tree had a view of two moons! Two! Now I see zero moons!",
            "*guards nuts* Don't let the void touch my nuts! They'll go bad!",
            "*lectures* Savage! This chopping is savage! We are civilized squirrels!",
            "*smirks* A Podling lives in there. He bites. Have fun with that.",
            "*shows off* My nest glowed in the dark! It was custom lighting!",
            "*reminisces* Ner'zhul used to sit here. He was creepy, but quiet.",
            "*ponders* If the timeline changes, do I get my house back?",
        },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- Legion: Fel-Touched Lumber (251767)
    -- ========================================================================
    [251767] = {
        SHAMAN = {
            "Fel-touched. It burns the skin if you are not careful.",
            "Why build with this? Do you like living dangerously?",
            "The Legion's stink is on it. Scrub it well.",
            "It glows green. No need for lanterns.",
            "Hardened by demonic fire. Indestructible.",
            "The sap is corrosive. Wear gloves.",
            "A house of this wood... sends a message.",
            "Chaos energy trapped in cellulose.",
            "If it starts whispering in Eredar, burn it.",
            "The Demon Hunters use this for glaive racks.",
            "Spiky. Everything made of this ends up spiky.",
            "It pulsates. That is... unsettling.",
            "Use it for the outhouse. Let the demons rot.",
            "It is warm to the touch. Unnaturally warm.",
            "I can purge the corruption, but the wood will stay green.",
            "Strong, yes. But at what cost?",
            "The texture is like obsidian.",
            "Do not let your pets chew on this.",
            "A trophy from the Legion's fall.",
            "If you build it, they will come... hopefully not the demons.",
            "Caution. Chaos flows here.",
            "We cleanse the wood with labor. Reshape the evil.",
            "It burns with a fire that consumes souls. Be wary.",
            "The Legion broke the world. We rebuild it stronger.",
            "Green veins... the scar of the fel.",
            "Iron will is needed to shape fel wood.",
            "Do not let it bleed on you. The sap burns.",
            "A weapon made of this strikes true against demons.",
            "The spirits recoil from this. You must coax them back.",
            "Victory wood. We took this from the invaders.",
        },
        GOBLIN = {
            "Fel-Touched Lumber! It's green! It's mean! It's... slightly radioactive!",
            "Demonic durability guaranteed! If it breaks, I'll refund you in soul shards!",
            "Keeps the neighbors away. And the wildlife. And your hair. It all falls out.",
            "Why build a house when you can build a fortress of doom? Think big!",
            "Warm to the touch. Saves on heating bills. See? I'm saving you money!",
            "Illidan says 'You are not prepared'. I say 'You are not prepared... for these savings!'",
            "Handle with tongs. Lead-lined tongs. Just to be safe.",
            "Spiky bits included at no extra cost. Great for hanging coats... or enemies.",
            "The Legion spent eons growing this. I chopped it down in 10 minutes. Efficiency!",
            "Does it scream when you cut it? Ignore that. It's just escaping gas.",
            "Radioactive green! The kids love it!",
            "Self-heating floors! Thanks to the demonic energy!",
            "Indestructible. Seriously. I tried to burn it, it laughed at me.",
            "Demon Hunters use this. Very edgy. Very popular.",
            "If you grow horns after touching it, that's a bonus feature.",
            "No refunds if your house summons an Imp.",
            "Spiky aesthetic is in. Very 'Legion Chic'.",
            "Sourced from the Broken Shore. Hazardous pay included in price.",
            "It glows. Saves on electricity. You're welcome.",
            "I'm 90% sure it's safe. 80%. Let's say 50%.",
        },
        SQUIRREL = {
            "*chatters fearfully* FEL WOOD! Green and GLOWING and definitely NOT SAFE for nesting!",
            "*tail poofs to maximum* The demons corrupted these trees! The bark beetles turned into IMPS! IMPS!",
            "*bounces away then back* I don't trust it but I RESPECT its commitment to being TERRIFYING!",
            "*sniffs and recoils* Smells like brimstone and BAD DECISIONS! But structurally SOUND!",
            "*squeaks nervously* My whiskers are tingling! That's either magic or RADIATION! Maybe both!",
            "*chitters rapidly* The Legion invasion ruined EVERYTHING! Especially the acorn prices! SUPPLY AND DEMAND!",
            "*perches at a safe distance* Green glow means GO AWAY! But also makes good nightlight material!",
            "*tail twitches* I knew a squirrel who touched fel wood once. He's a WARLOCK now! Career change!",
            "*bounces cautiously* Handle with care! Or claws! Or tongs! Actually just use TONGS!",
            "*squeaks* If Illidan was prepared, then I'm PREPARED! For tetanus! And corruption! Mostly tetanus!",
            "*slow claps* The Legion missed this one, but you didn't! Good job, hero.",
            "*examines acorns* My acorns are glowing green. Is that bad? Should I eat them?",
            "*poses dramatically* I am not prepared... for eviction!",
            "*thinks* Demons burn the forest. You chop the forest. Same result!",
            "*spits* Don't touch the sap! It tastes like angry lime juice!",
            "*shivers* A Demon Hunter looked at me with spectral sight. He saw my fear.",
            "*listens disturbed* This wood screams when you cut it. Doesn't that bother you?",
            "*considers* I'm joining the Illidari. I need double-jump to reach the next tree.",
            "*threatens* Fel-squirrels are scary. Don't make me angry.",
            "*guilt trips* You're destroying the ecosystem! The Crusade wins if you do this!",
        },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- BfA: Darkpine Lumber (251768)
    -- ========================================================================
    [251768] = {
        SHAMAN = {
            "Darkpine. From the haunted woods of Drustvar.",
            "This wood has eyes. I swear it.",
            "Heavy, knotted, and twisted. Just how I like it.",
            "The Drust magic seeped into the roots.",
            "It creaks even when no one is walking on it.",
            "Good for a witch's hut. Or a warrior's lodge.",
            "The sap is black as ink.",
            "Ancient. Older than the humans who live there.",
            "It resists the rot of the witches.",
            "You hear crows whenever you chop this wood.",
            "A dark house for dark times.",
            "The bark is like armor plating.",
            "It chills the room. Keep the fire high.",
            "Carve a totem from this, and it might bite you.",
            "The humans fear these trees. We harvest them.",
            "Solid. Unyielding. Grim.",
            "Smells of wet earth and old bones.",
            "Make a door that locks tight. Trust me.",
            "The shadows cling to this timber.",
            "Drustvar yields nothing easily. You earned this.",
            "Old magic sleeps in Drustvar. Tread lightly.",
            "Knotted and gnarled. Like an elder's hands.",
            "The Drust put their souls in wood. Is this one empty?",
            "Strong roots. Hard to pull from the earth.",
            "A dark timber for a strong fort.",
            "It smells of damp earth and ancient spells.",
            "The witches fear the axe. Show them your strength.",
            "Dense grain. It dulls the saw. Sharpen often.",
            "Build walls to keep the shadows out.",
            "Respect the forest, or the forest takes you back.",
        },
        GOBLIN = {
            "Darkpine! From Drustvar! Spooky wood for spooky prices!",
            "It's cursed! But the good kind of cursed. The 'keeps burglars out' kind.",
            "Witches love this stuff. Niche market, but they pay in gold dust.",
            "Knotted and twisted. 'Artistic', they call it. 'Hard to saw', I call it.",
            "Heavy. Dense. Like my ex-wife's fruitcake. Builds a solid wall though.",
            "Don't let the sap get on you. It turns into ink. Permanent ink.",
            "Harvested under a full moon! Makes it sound premium, right?",
            "If you hear chanting coming from the floorboards, that's a feature.",
            "Kul Tiran sturdy. It holds up the fat humans, it'll hold up anything.",
            "I got this cheap because the lumberjacks kept disappearing. Overhead reduction!",
            "Haunted lumber! Charge admission to your own house!",
            "Witch-proof! I think. I haven't tested it.",
            "Got this from a wicker man. He didn't need it anymore.",
            "Spooky aesthetic is huge this year. Huge!",
            "If it bleeds, just paint over it. Red paint is cheap.",
            "Kul Tiran heavy duty. Holds up the fat humans, it'll hold up you.",
            "Don't listen to the whispers. Listen to the sound of gold coins!",
            "Imports from Alliance territory. Don't ask how I got it.",
            "Thick bark. Good for armor plating your shredder.",
            "It's gnarled. Rustic. Charge double for 'character'.",
        },
        SQUIRREL = {
            "*chatters suspiciously* Drustvar wood! The witches lived here! The trees have OPINIONS!",
            "*tail bristles* Dark and spooky! Perfect for a HAUNTED drey! I mean, if you're into that!",
            "*sniffs nervously* Smells like old magic and bad intentions! The bark beetles here are CURSED!",
            "*bounces warily* Kul Tiran pine! Thick! Dense! Possibly possessed! CHECK FOR FACES!",
            "*squeaks* The Drust carved runes in everything! If your furniture starts floating, RUN!",
            "*chitters* I met a Drustvar squirrel once. She had EIGHT EYES. We don't talk anymore!",
            "*perches carefully* This wood grew where the veil is THIN! I can hear my dead ancestors! They want ACORNS!",
            "*tail poofs* Heavy timber! The sailors use it for ships! I use it for DRAMATIC EFFECT!",
            "*bounces back* Don't look at it under moonlight! You'll see the MEMORIES! Very awkward!",
            "*whiskers twitch* War-era lumber! It's seen things! TERRIBLE things! Also some boat-related things!",
            "*warns ominously* The witches put a curse on this log! Enjoy your cursed chair!",
            "*goes 'oooo'* This wood is haunted. I'm the ghost. Oooooo! Go away!",
            "*throws paws up* You're chopping for the Alliance? Or Horde? I just want a nut!",
            "*shrugs* Drust magic protects this... wait, no it doesn't. My bad.",
            "*broods* It's dark. It's gloomy. I liked it that way. Leave me to my brooding.",
            "*screams* Spiders! There are spiders in the bark! Big ones!",
            "*lectures* This tree was ancient when humans were tiny. Show respect!",
            "*backs away* If you hear whispering, it's not me. It's the wood. Run.",
            "*compares* Azerite wounds the world. Your axe wounds my living room.",
            "*threatens* I'm telling the wicker-man! He's going to step on you!",
        },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- Shadowlands: Arden Lumber (251772)
    -- ========================================================================
    [251772] = {
        SHAMAN = {
            "Arden wood... timber from the afterlife.",
            "This tree was a soul once. Tread lightly.",
            "It floats. It is lighter than air.",
            "Infused with Anima. It feeds the spirit.",
            "The Winter Queen's garden gives us this gift.",
            "Don't chop it! You must ask it to fall.",
            "It glows with the light of rebirth.",
            "A house of Arden wood is halfway to the spirit world.",
            "The bark is soft as velvet.",
            "It smells of starlight. Whatever that smells like.",
            "The Night Fae will haunt you if you waste this.",
            "It does not decay. It is eternal.",
            "The grain flows like water.",
            "Sleep in a bed of Arden wood, you wake up rested instantly.",
            "Strange to build a home with the stuff of death.",
            "It hums a lullaby.",
            "Bugs do not eat this wood. They respect it.",
            "Blue and silver. Very fancy for an Orc.",
            "It feels alive. Because it is.",
            "A bridge between worlds.",
            "Wood from the dream of death. It is peaceful.",
            "The Winter Queen tends this grove. We are guests.",
            "It feeds on Anima. It feels... alive.",
            "Blue as the night sky. Soft as a cloud.",
            "Do not rush. This wood has eternity.",
            "The spirits of nature rest here. Build them a home.",
            "It hums a song of rebirth.",
            "Lighter than air. The spirits lift it.",
            "No rot in the afterlife. It is eternal.",
            "A bridge between the living and the dead.",
        },
        GOBLIN = {
            "Arden Lumber! From the afterlife! Literal ghost wood!",
            "The Winter Queen might be mad about this. Buy it quick before I get sued!",
            "It floats! Anti-gravity wood! Imagine the treehouses!",
            "Infused with Anima. Don't ask me what that is. Just know it costs extra.",
            "Sparkly. Fairies love it. I hate fairies. Take it away.",
            "Sustainable! It's made of souls... recycled souls! Very eco-friendly.",
            "Blue wood? Sure, why not. Paint is expensive anyway.",
            "Softest bark in the realms. You could sleep on a pile of logs.",
            "Importing this from the Shadowlands cost me a fortune in portal runes.",
            "It doesn't rot. Ever. Your house will outlast the universe. Maybe.",
            "Ghost wood! Literally made of dead people! Metal!",
            "It floats! Anti-gravity furniture is the future!",
            "Sparkly dust included. Don't snort it.",
            "No termites in the Shadowlands. They didn't make the cut.",
            "The faeries are annoying, but their wood is top tier.",
            "Glows blue. Very calming. Very expensive.",
            "Sustainable? It's recycled souls! Ultimate recycling!",
            "Soft texture. Good for luxury beds. Or coffins.",
            "Portal fees were astronomical. You're paying for 'em.",
            "Don't let the Winter Queen catch you. She's tall and scary.",
        },
        SQUIRREL = {
            "*chatters in wonder* AFTERLIFE WOOD! From the land of the DEAD! My brain cannot COMPREHEND!",
            "*tail floats slightly* The trees in Ardenweald glow! The acorns there are SOULS! I have questions!",
            "*bounces ethereally* Spirit lumber! If I die, do I become FURNITURE?! Existential CRISIS!",
            "*sniffs the magic* Smells like memories and wildseeds! Also a hint of eternal recurrence!",
            "*squeaks philosophically* The forest tends the dead! The dead become the forest! CIRCLE OF LIFE! Of death!",
            "*chitters* I saw a ghost squirrel in the Shadowlands! She gave me life advice! Very SURREAL!",
            "*perches reverently* Ardenwood hums with anima! The building blocks of EXISTENCE! Very versatile!",
            "*tail shimmers* Night Fae territory! The faeries here are helpful! Unlike THOSE faeries! You know!",
            "*bounces thoughtfully* This timber existed before it was a tree! Time is MEANINGLESS there!",
            "*squeaks softly* Blessed by the Winter Queen herself! Probably! I didn't ask but I'm ASSUMING!",
            "*stamps foot* I thought the afterlife had strict zoning laws!",
            "*accuses* This is an Anima tree! You're stealing soul-juice! Thief!",
            "*puffs up* I'm a spirit squirrel! Can you even hurt me? Hey, stop that!",
            "*threatens* The Winter Queen is going to be so mad at you. She loves trees.",
            "*ponders physics* It floats! If you cut it, does it fall up? Or down?",
            "*checks ticket* I'm waiting for rebirth! This is my waiting room! Get out!",
            "*sighs* Blue nuts. Everything here is blue. I miss brown.",
            "*giggles* Fairies sleep in there! You just woke up a cranky fairy!",
            "*suggests* Is there lumber in the Maw? Go chop there!",
            "*scratches head* This tree contains the soul of a hero... or a turnip. I forget.",
        },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- Dragonflight: Dragonpine Lumber (251773)
    -- ========================================================================
    [251773] = {
        SHAMAN = {
            "Dragonpine! Wood that has felt the dragon's roar.",
            "High up in the peaks, these trees touch the clouds.",
            "Infused with elemental energies. Fire, frost, earth.",
            "The bark is scorched by dragon breath. It is hardened.",
            "This wood yearns for the sky.",
            "Use this for high ceilings. It wants to be tall.",
            "The Dracthyr perch on these. It holds weight well.",
            "It smells of sulfur and mountain air.",
            "Vibrant. The colors are alive.",
            "Titan magic touched the soil here. The wood remembers.",
            "A dragon's scale is stuck in this log. Lucky.",
            "Build a roost with this.",
            "It is warm, like a living thing.",
            "Strong winds shaped this tree. It will hold.",
            "The primal energy makes my totems hum.",
            "A new wood for a new age.",
            "The grain looks like wings unfolding.",
            "Don't fall while harvesting this. It's a long way down.",
            "Slightly radioactive? No, that's just... magic.",
            "The Aspects bless this timber.",
            "The peaks of the Isles birthed this giant.",
            "Touched by the flights. Fire, Earth, Life.",
            "It yearns for the sky. Build high.",
            "Dragon scales rubbed against this bark. It is tough.",
            "The primal elements rage within. Harness them.",
            "Smell the ozone? The storm lives here.",
            "A perch for the Dracthyr. A home for the Horde.",
            "Vibrant life flows in the sap.",
            "The Titans walked here. The wood remembers their tread.",
            "Strong winds make strong timber.",
        },
        GOBLIN = {
            "Dragonpine! Touched by the Aspects! Guaranteed to soar... in price!",
            "Grows on cliffs. My shredders fell off twice getting this. Hazardous duty pay applies!",
            "Scorched by dragon fire? No, that's 'kiln-dried for hardness'. Trust me.",
            "It vibrates with elemental energy. Or maybe that's just the termites. No refunds.",
            "Tallest trees in Azeroth! Long planks! Less joining! More leisure time!",
            "The Dracthyr use this for scratching posts. Must be durable.",
            "Smells like ozone. Very modern. Very 'now'.",
            "Titan-touched soil makes for titanium-grade profit margins!",
            "Don't drop it. It cracks the pavement. Heavy stuff.",
            "Alexstrasza protects life. I protect my investment. Buy the insurance.",
            "Dragon-approved! If a dragon sits on it, it holds!",
            "Harvested from high cliffs. Hazard pay applies.",
            "Elemental residue! Might shock you. Might not.",
            "Tall trees mean long planks. Less gluing!",
            "The Centaur tried to stop me. I sold them a subscription.",
            "Titan technology compatible! Probably.",
            "It's got that 'New Expansion' smell. Fresh!",
            "Red dragons breathed on this. Pre-hardened!",
            "Don't fall off the Dragon Isles getting this. Long drop.",
            "Soaring profits! Just like the dragons!",
        },
        SQUIRREL = {
            "*chatters excitedly* DRAGON TREES! They've seen ASPECTS! They've been BREATHED ON! Legendary!",
            "*bounces with energy* The Isles have been hidden for TEN THOUSAND YEARS! Fresh lumber! Vintage AND new!",
            "*squeaks in awe* Dragonpine smells like fire and time! The rings tell stories of ANCIENT DAYS!",
            "*tail swishes* Alexstrasza herself probably flew over these trees! BLESSED BY PROXIMITY!",
            "*sniffs deeply* The wood remembers dragon roars! I can hear it if I press my ear to it! MAGNIFICENT!",
            "*chitters rapidly* Dracthyr lumber! Wait, that's different. But still! DRAGON ADJACENT!",
            "*perches proudly* The Dragon Isles squirrels must be HUGE! Living near all that magic! I'm JEALOUS!",
            "*bounces on scales* This wood is INFUSED with elemental power! Earth! Fire! Questionable life choices!",
            "*whiskers tingle* Titan-touched territory! The trees grew in dragon gardens! FANCY!",
            "*squeaks* My great-grandmother's cousin's friend MAYBE saw a dragon once! Now I have THEIR WOOD!",
            "*ducks* Duck! No, wait, that's a dragon! Run! Leave the axe!",
            "*reminisces* A dragon sat here yesterday. It was warm. Now it's cold.",
            "*pants* You climbed all the way up this cliff just to ruin my nap?",
            "*warns* This tree is elemental! It might shock you! Buzz buzz!",
            "*lies badly* I saw the Aspects! They said 'Don't chop that'. Truly.",
            "*holds on* Windy! It's so windy! Don't shake the branch!",
            "*taunts* This wood is tougher than a scale. Good luck, tiny mortal.",
            "*times fall* Falling from here takes 10 minutes. I timed it.",
            "*accuses* Primalists hate order. You're creating chaos. Are you a Primalist?",
            "*flails* I'm gliding! I'm gliding! Oh no, I'm falling with style!",
        },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- The War Within: Dornic Fir Lumber (248012)
    -- ========================================================================
    [248012] = {
        SHAMAN = {
            "Dornic Fir. Is this wood or stone?",
            "It grows deep underground. It has never seen the sun.",
            "Harder than iron. You need a diamond saw.",
            "The Earthen cherish this. It is part of the mountain.",
            "Heavy. Dense. Good for pillars.",
            "It rings like a bell when you strike it.",
            "The roots go down to the world's core.",
            "Grey and sturdy. No nonsense.",
            "It does not float. Do not build a boat with it.",
            "Smells of dust and minerals.",
            "A house of Dornic Fir is a bunker.",
            "The Nerubians hate this wood. Good.",
            "Polishes up like marble.",
            "This tree drinks from underground rivers.",
            "Ancient and silent.",
            "You need a titan's strength to lift this.",
            "The grain is tight, almost invisible.",
            "If the mountain falls, this beam will hold it up.",
            "Cold to the touch, like a gem.",
            "The heart of the earth in a plank.",
            "Wood that thinks it is stone. Respect its hardness.",
            "Deep roots. They drink from the world's core.",
            "The Earthen are kin to the earth. This is their gift.",
            "No sun touches this. It grows in the dark warmth.",
            "Silent and grey. Like a mountain in mist.",
            "Your axe will dull. Bring a whetstone.",
            "It does not float. It anchors.",
            "A foundation of Dornic Fir will never shift.",
            "The Nerubians fear the deep roots. Use that.",
            "Ancient silence. Listen to the stone.",
        },
        GOBLIN = {
            "Dornic Fir! Underground trees! No sun needed! Think of the savings!",
            "It's basically rock. Seriously, buy a diamond blade or don't bother.",
            "Earthen approved. Those guys are made of stone, so they know quality.",
            "Grey wood. Goes with everything. The neutral palette is in this season.",
            "Heavy? It's like lifting a bank vault. Which is what I'm gonna need after this sale!",
            "Nerubians hate the smell. It's bug repellant lumber! Two-for-one deal!",
            "The core of the world grew this. That means it's 'core' to your construction! Get it?",
            "No knots. Smooth as a polished gem. Premium grade.",
            "If it survives the pressure down there, it'll survive your kids jumping on the bed.",
            "Digging deep for deals! That's the Goblin way!",
            "It's stone-wood! Petrified profit!",
            "Heaviest wood in existence. Shipping is a nightmare.",
            "Earthen tech compatible. If you can figure out how to plug it in.",
            "Bug-proof. Nerubians hate the taste. 100% guaranteed.",
            "You need a diamond saw to cut this. I sell diamond saws.",
            "Underground sourcing! No rain delays!",
            "Grey is the new beige. Neutral tones sell houses.",
            "Don't drop it. It'll go through the floor. To the basement.",
            "Mined... I mean, harvested... from the depths!",
            "Solid as a rock. Because it basically is a rock.",
        },
        SQUIRREL = {
            "*chatters in awe* UNDERGROUND TREES! They grow where there's NO SUN! Nature finds a WAY!",
            "*sniffs curiously* Dornic Fir smells like stone and patience! The trees down there grow SLOWLY!",
            "*bounces on the density* So HEAVY! The Earthen must have muscles! Or... gears? They're COMPLICATED!",
            "*tail droops from weight* This wood is half MINERAL! My teeth are NOT prepared for this!",
            "*squeaks* The World Soul sleeps nearby! These trees hear her DREAMS! Very spiritual! Very HEAVY!",
            "*chitters excitedly* Khaz Algar lumber! From the land beneath the land! SUBTERRANEAN QUALITY!",
            "*perches with effort* The Earthen craft with this! And they're made of STONE! High standards!",
            "*bounces determinedly* My ancestors never saw this wood! I'm a PIONEER! A very tired pioneer!",
            "*whiskers twitch* Can hear the titan machines in the grain! Ka-chunk ka-chunk! Industrial AMBIANCE!",
            "*squeaks proudly* From the depths to the surface! This lumber has seen the HEART OF AZEROTH! Probably!",
            "*poses* I'm an underground squirrel now. Evolution, baby!",
            "*shushes* The spiders were scary, but your axe is louder! Shhh!",
            "*examines* This isn't wood, it's... wait, it is wood. Really heavy wood.",
            "*logic* No sun? No problem. No tree? Big problem.",
            "*suggests* The Earthen don't chop trees. They eat rocks. Be like them.",
            "*whimpers* It's dark down here. I need this tree to feel safe.",
            "*threatens* Watch out for the abyss! You cut, I push!",
            "*warns* My nuts are actually pebbles. Don't eat them. Tooth hazard.",
            "*doubts* Did the World Soul tell you to do this? I doubt it.",
            "*sings* Diggy diggy hole! Stop choppy choppy tree!",
        },
    },

    -- ========================================================================
    -- Midnight: Thalassian Lumber (256963)
    -- ========================================================================
    [256963] = {
        SHAMAN = {
            "Thalassian wood. Fancy elf timber.",
            "It is too pretty. I feel bad hammering nails into it.",
            "Golden and red. It screams 'Look at me!'",
            "The Sunwell's light is in the fibers.",
            "Or is it the Void? It feels... conflicted.",
            "Sings when you cut it. Annoying.",
            "The Blood Elves will charge you a tax for this.",
            "Smooth, elegant, fragile-looking. But surprisingly strong.",
            "Curves easily. Good for arches, bad for spikes.",
            "Smells of perfume and magic addiction.",
            "A house of this? You will need to wipe your feet.",
            "The rangers hid in these trees. They are good cover.",
            "It glows with a golden hue.",
            "Too refined for a simple shaman, but good for trade.",
            "The grain spells out arcane runes.",
            "Don't let the sawdust get in your eyes; it sparkles.",
            "A tree that has seen too much war.",
            "From Silvermoon to your living room.",
            "Handle with care. It has an ego.",
            "Beautiful. But can it stop an axe?",
            "Too much polish. Not enough spirit.",
            "The Sunwell feeds this tree. It is addicted to light.",
            "Beautiful, yes. But beauty does not stop an axe.",
            "It curves like a dancer. Respect the form.",
            "The void creeps at the edges. Watch for the shadow.",
            "Elf-wood. Fragile to the eye, strong to the touch.",
            "It sings when wind blows. A distraction.",
            "Golden bark. A show of wealth, not power.",
            "The Rangers hide in these. Look before you chop.",
            "Honor the craft, even if the style is... excessive.",
        },
        GOBLIN = {
            "Thalassian Lumber! Fancy elf wood! It judges you while you nail it!",
            "Look at that gold shine! You don't even need to paint it. It's pre-blinged!",
            "Sourced from Quel'Thalas. Don't tell the Rangers. They shoot first, sue later.",
            "Fragile? No, it's 'elegant'. Just don't sneeze on it.",
            "Smells like magic and arrogance. The scent of high society!",
            "Curved branches. Good for arches. Bad for straight lines. Get creative!",
            "Void-touched? Maybe a little. Adds some spice to the living room!",
            "Blood Elves pay triple for this. I'm giving you a discount. Only double!",
            "Sparkles in the sunlight. Your house will be visible from orbit. Good for branding!",
            "If it starts singing arcane chants, just throw a blanket over it.",
            "It's already gold! I don't even have to paint it!",
            "Blood Elves pay through the nose for this. Let's gouge 'em.",
            "Fancy wood for fancy people. Triple the price tag.",
            "Smells like perfume. Ugh. But customers love it.",
            "Void-touched versions available in the back room. Cash only.",
            "Don't scratch it. The finish is worth more than your life.",
            "Imported from Quel'Thalas. The shipping label says 'Fruit'.",
            "Curved wood. Hard to stack. Annoying to store.",
            "Sparkles! Put it in the window display!",
            "If it starts talking in Thalassian, charge it rent.",
        },
        SQUIRREL = {
            "*chatters melodiously* ELVEN WOOD! It practically GLOWS with magical pretentiousness! BEAUTIFUL!",
            "*tail swishes elegantly* Thalassian timber! The blood elves have been growing this for MILLENNIA! Show-offs!",
            "*sniffs appreciatively* Smells like arcane magic and SUPERIORITY! The acorns here are probably ENCHANTED!",
            "*bounces gracefully* Quel'Thalas trees! They've seen the Sunwell! They've survived the SCOURGE! Resilient!",
            "*squeaks in wonder* The grain SHIMMERS! Is that normal?! Is ANYTHING normal with elf wood?!",
            "*chitters rapidly* Void elf territory nearby! The trees there are PURPLE! Fashion STATEMENT!",
            "*perches elegantly* This wood has TASTE! It would JUDGE a lesser drey! Very SNOOTY lumber!",
            "*tail fluffs with excitement* Silvermoon craftsmanship starts HERE! In the FOREST! At the ROOT!",
            "*whiskers twitch* I feel... more sophisticated... just being near it. Is that the MAGIC talking?!",
            "*squeaks proudly* Midnight lumber for midnight constructions! Dark! Mysterious! Slightly PRETENTIOUS!",
            "*gasps* This tree was fabulous! You ruined the aesthetic!",
            "*listens* The Void whispered to me. It said 'Protect the nuts'.",
            "*squints* Too bright! Too dark! Make up your mind, sky!",
            "*grumbles* Blood Elves pay rent. You pay in violence. Rude.",
            "*sniffs delicately* This wood smells like perfume. Expensive perfume. Don't sweat on it.",
            "*threatens darkly* If I turn into a Void beast, you're the first one I'm eating.",
            "*mourns* The Sunwell reignited! My home is reignited! Oh, you cut it down.",
            "*sighs* Golden leaves! Silver bark! Plain old destruction.",
            "*bluffs* A Ranger is watching you. I'd run if I were you.",
            "*cries* Sparkles! My home was full of sparkles! Now it's sawdust.",
        },
    },
}

HDG_CraftQuotes.LUMBER_QUOTES = LUMBER_QUOTES
HDG_CraftQuotes.LUMBER_SPEAKERS = LUMBER_SPEAKERS

-- ============================================================================
-- ZONE ALERT QUOTES (squirrel talking head for zone scanner)
-- ============================================================================

local ZONE_ALERT_QUOTES = {
    "SHINY THINGS! There are shiny things here that you do NOT own yet! This is a CRISIS!",
    "Okay okay okay, I scouted ahead and there's uncollected decor in this zone. You're WELCOME.",
    "Hey! HEY! Stop walking and LISTEN. There's furniture here. UNCOLLECTED furniture. My tail is TINGLING.",
    "*sniff sniff* I smell decor you haven't collected. My nose is never wrong. Well, once. That was a pinecone.",
    "ALERT ALERT! This zone has uncollected decor items! I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL!",
    "I climbed a VERY tall tree to see this zone and guess what? VENDORS. With decor you're MISSING. GO.",
    "Did you know squirrels have perfect memory? I remember EVERY item you haven't collected. And there are some HERE.",
    "Look, I don't normally give decor advice. I'm a squirrel. But there are items here you haven't picked up yet!",
    "My acorn collection is complete. Yours is NOT. There's uncollected decor in this zone. CHOP CHOP.",
    "I've hidden acorns in every zone in Azeroth. You haven't even collected all the FURNITURE yet. Priorities!",
    "Between you and me, I've been tracking your collection. There are items you're missing in this zone. Don't ask how I know.",
    "You just walked into a zone with uncollected decor and you're NOT running to get it?! ARE YOU OKAY?!",
    "Listen, I've seen your house. It needs work. GOOD NEWS: there's uncollected decor available here. A LOT of it.",
    "Fun fact: squirrels judge your interior decorating. And right now? There's uncollected stuff here. Check the vendors!",
    "I just ran across three rooftops to tell you: there's decor in this zone you haven't collected. I expect a nut for this.",
    "*chatters excitedly* Decor! Uncollected! This zone! RIGHT HERE! Sorry, I get excited. But seriously, go get it.",
    "Other squirrels collect acorns. I collect intel on your missing decor. And THIS zone has some. You're welcome.",
    "I was going to take a nap in a sunbeam but then I noticed uncollected items in this zone. SLEEP CAN WAIT.",
    "BREAKING NEWS from your favorite woodland correspondent: uncollected decor spotted in this zone. More at never, just GO GET IT.",
    "Psst. Down here. By your feet. Yeah, it's me, the squirrel. There's decor here you haven't collected. Now stop staring, it's weird.",
}

-- Get a random zone alert quote
-- Returns: quote string, speaker type ("SQUIRREL")
function HDG_CraftQuotes.GetRandomZoneAlertQuote()
    return ZONE_ALERT_QUOTES[math.random(1, #ZONE_ALERT_QUOTES)], "SQUIRREL"
end

-- ============================================================================
-- SHOPPING LIST ZONE QUOTES (squirrel talking head for list/style items in zone)
-- ============================================================================

local SHOPPING_ZONE_QUOTES = {
    "WAIT WAIT WAIT. I checked your shopping list and there are items here you SPECIFICALLY asked for! GO GET THEM!",
    "Remember that list you made? Yeah, THAT one. Items from it are sold in this zone. You're welcome, forgetful human.",
    "I cross-referenced your shopping list with this zone and WOW. Matches! ACTUAL MATCHES! My little heart is racing!",
    "*flips through tiny notepad* According to my records, your shopping list has items available RIGHT HERE.",
    "GOOD NEWS and GREAT NEWS. Good news: items from your list are here. Great news: I'M here to tell you about it!",
    "Your shopping list. This zone. There is OVERLAP. I am VERY excited about this. Are you excited? BE EXCITED.",
    "I memorized your entire shopping list. Don't be impressed, squirrels memorize thousands of acorn locations. BUT STILL. Items here!",
    "Hey, you put things on a list for a REASON. And some of those things? Sold by vendors in this very zone. COINCIDENCE? No. Geography.",
    "*taps shopping list aggressively* SEE? SEE THIS? Items! Here! In this zone! On YOUR list! What are you waiting for?!",
    "I ran all the way here to tell you: your shopping list has vendor items in this zone. I could have been napping. You OWE me.",
    "Other adventurers forget their shopping lists. Not YOU. Because you have ME. And I'm telling you: list items are HERE.",
    "Shopping list update from your favorite furry assistant: this zone has items you bookmarked. Time to spend some gold!",
    "You know what's better than MAKING a shopping list? Actually BUYING the things on it. And you can do that HERE.",
    "*vibrates with excitement* List items! In this zone! From actual vendors! Who sell them! For money! Which you have! GOOOO!",
    "I've been carrying your shopping list in my cheeks for safekeeping. And guess what, some items on it are sold nearby!",
    "Fun squirrel fact: we never forget where we buried our nuts. You never forget your shopping list either. BECAUSE I REMIND YOU. Items here!",
    "BREAKING: Your shopping list just became locally relevant! Vendors in this zone carry items you bookmarked. Film at never, just BUY THEM.",
    "I climbed to the highest point in this zone for recon. Result: vendors here have things from your list. Mission accomplished.",
    "Your shopping list called. It says vendors in this zone have items you wanted. Also it says thanks for making it. Lists like being useful.",
    "Psst. Squirrel intelligence report: shopping list items detected in this zone. Recommend immediate vendor engagement. Over and out.",
}

-- Get a random shopping list zone quote
-- Returns: quote string, speaker type ("SQUIRREL")
function HDG_CraftQuotes.GetRandomShoppingZoneQuote()
    return SHOPPING_ZONE_QUOTES[math.random(1, #SHOPPING_ZONE_QUOTES)], "SQUIRREL"
end

-- ============================================================================
-- UTILITY FUNCTIONS
-- ============================================================================

-- Get a random quote for a profession and expansion
-- profession: profession name (e.g., "Blacksmithing", "Engineering", etc.)
-- expansion: expansion abbreviation (e.g., "Classic", "TBC", "WotLK", etc.)
-- Returns: quote string, or nil if not found
function HDG_CraftQuotes.GetRandomQuote(profession, expansion)
    local profQuotes = CRAFT_QUOTES[profession]
    if not profQuotes then return nil end

    local expQuotes = profQuotes[expansion]
    if not expQuotes or #expQuotes == 0 then return nil end

    return expQuotes[math.random(1, #expQuotes)]
end

-- Get a random lumber quote
-- lumberId: lumber item ID
-- Returns: quote string, speaker type ("SHAMAN", "GOBLIN", or "SQUIRREL"), or nil if not found
function HDG_CraftQuotes.GetRandomLumberQuote(lumberId)
    local lumberData = LUMBER_QUOTES[lumberId]
    if not lumberData then return nil, nil end

    -- Build combined pool with speaker info
    local pool = {}
    if lumberData.SHAMAN then
        for _, quote in ipairs(lumberData.SHAMAN) do
            table.insert(pool, { quote = quote, speaker = "SHAMAN" })
        end
    end
    if lumberData.GOBLIN then
        for _, quote in ipairs(lumberData.GOBLIN) do
            table.insert(pool, { quote = quote, speaker = "GOBLIN" })
        end
    end
    if lumberData.SQUIRREL then
        for _, quote in ipairs(lumberData.SQUIRREL) do
            table.insert(pool, { quote = quote, speaker = "SQUIRREL" })
        end
    end

    if #pool == 0 then return nil, nil end

    local choice = pool[math.random(1, #pool)]
    return choice.quote, choice.speaker
end

-- Check if lumber quotes exist for a given lumber ID
function HDG_CraftQuotes.HasLumberQuotes(lumberId)
    local data = LUMBER_QUOTES[lumberId]
    if not data then return false end
    local hasShaman = data.SHAMAN and #data.SHAMAN > 0
    local hasGoblin = data.GOBLIN and #data.GOBLIN > 0
    local hasSquirrel = data.SQUIRREL and #data.SQUIRREL > 0
    return hasShaman or hasGoblin or hasSquirrel
end

-- Get lumber quote count for a specific lumber ID
function HDG_CraftQuotes.GetLumberQuoteCount(lumberId)
    local data = LUMBER_QUOTES[lumberId]
    if not data then return 0 end
    local count = 0
    if data.SHAMAN then count = count + #data.SHAMAN end
    if data.GOBLIN then count = count + #data.GOBLIN end
    if data.SQUIRREL then count = count + #data.SQUIRREL end
    return count
end

-- Get speaker data for a profession or lumber speaker type
-- key: profession name or "SHAMAN"/"GOBLIN"
-- Returns: speaker table with name, displayID, or nil
function HDG_CraftQuotes.GetSpeaker(key)
    return SPEAKERS[key]
end

-- Get total quote count (craft quotes + lumber quotes)
function HDG_CraftQuotes.GetTotalQuoteCount()
    local total = 0

    -- Count craft quotes
    for _, profQuotes in pairs(CRAFT_QUOTES) do
        for _, expQuotes in pairs(profQuotes) do
            total = total + #expQuotes
        end
    end

    -- Count lumber quotes
    for _, lumberData in pairs(LUMBER_QUOTES) do
        if lumberData.SHAMAN then total = total + #lumberData.SHAMAN end
        if lumberData.GOBLIN then total = total + #lumberData.GOBLIN end
        if lumberData.SQUIRREL then total = total + #lumberData.SQUIRREL end
    end

    return total
end

-- Get craft quote count only
function HDG_CraftQuotes.GetCraftQuoteCount()
    local total = 0
    for _, profQuotes in pairs(CRAFT_QUOTES) do
        for _, expQuotes in pairs(profQuotes) do
            total = total + #expQuotes
        end
    end
    return total
end

-- Get total lumber quote count
function HDG_CraftQuotes.GetTotalLumberQuoteCount()
    local total = 0
    for _, lumberData in pairs(LUMBER_QUOTES) do
        if lumberData.SHAMAN then total = total + #lumberData.SHAMAN end
        if lumberData.GOBLIN then total = total + #lumberData.GOBLIN end
        if lumberData.SQUIRREL then total = total + #lumberData.SQUIRREL end
    end
    return total
end
