Expansion,Lumber Type,Quote,Context
Classic,Ironwood,"""Hey! I was storing acorns in there! That's my retirement fund!""",Theft
,,"""Going dooooown! Pack your bags, kids, we're moving to the stump!""",Eviction
,,"""Do you have a permit for that axe? I want to see a manager!""",Karen Squirrel
,,"""That vibration... Earthquake? Stampede? No, just a lumberjack.""",Awareness
,,"""I just cleaned the nest! Do you know how hard it is to sweep moss?""",Chores
,,"""Timber? I hardly know 'er! Stop laughing and stop chopping!""",Bad Pun
,,"""My view! You ruined my view of... the other tree!""",Real Estate
,,"""If I fall on your head, I'm suing for damages!""",Liability
,,"""A warrior needs wood? What's wrong with stone? Use stone!""",Bargaining
,,"""Squeak! Squeak! Squeakity Squeak! (Translation: Get off my lawn!)""",Rage
TBC,Olemba,"""This tree was floating! Now it's falling! Physics is broken!""",Space
,,"""The bark is purple. My nuts are purple. I'm purple. Leave us alone!""",Color
,,"""Aliens! Aliens are stealing the forest! Run for the portal!""",Panic
,,"""I survived the planet exploding, but I can't survive you?""",Irony
,,"""Watch out for the warp-stalkers! They climb! They climb!""",Danger
,,"""Zero gravity nuts are hard to catch. You're making it harder!""",Physics
,,"""This wood hums. It gives me a headache. Or maybe that's the axe.""",Sensory
,,"""Don't take this to Azeroth! The customs fees are outrageous!""",Economics
,,"""I saw a Fel Reaver step here once. You're almost as loud.""",Comparison
,,"""Nether-squirrels unite! Attack the ankles!""",Rebellion
WotLK,Coldwind,"""It's freezing! This tree was my only blanket! You monster!""",Cold
,,"""My nuts are frozen solid! And now you dropped them in the snow!""",Food
,,"""Watch out for the blue sap! It's sticky! Ha, serves you right!""",Karma
,,"""I hope you're not building a catapult. I get motion sickness.""",Travel
,,"""The Lich King didn't touch this tree! Why must you?""",Villainy
,,"""Brrr-chattering-teeth-brrr. Put. The. Tree. Back.""",Hypothermia
,,"""A Vrykul tried to eat me yesterday. Today, an axe. Rough week.""",Life
,,"""This wood is harder than rock! Your axe will break! I hope!""",Durability
,,"""Grizzly Hills music is nice. The sound of chopping? Not nice.""",Meta
,,"""If I hide in your bag, do you have snacks? Asking for a friend.""",Stowaway
Cata,Ashwood,"""Is it hot in here, or is it just the apocalypse? Oh, it's you.""",World End
,,"""This tree was already on fire! You're chopping charcoal!""",Quality
,,"""First the dragon, now the lumberjack. Can't a rodent get a break?""",Stress
,,"""Don't shake the tree! The elementals are sleeping in the roots!""",Warning
,,"""It's pre-smoked! My acorns taste like barbecue now.""",Flavor
,,"""The ground is shaking! Stop hitting the world, it's fragile!""",Cataclysm
,,"""Ragnaros wanted this log. You're stealing from the Fire Lord!""",Threat
,,"""My fur is singed. My house is gone. 0/10 stars.""",Review
,,"""Hyjal is healing! You are un-healing it! Stop that!""",Nature
,,"""I'm moving to Vashj'ir. At least trees don't sink. Wait...""",Relocation
MoP,Bamboo,"""Slow down! Life is to be savored! Not chopped!""",Zen
,,"""You're ruining my Feng Shui! The chi is all wrong now!""",Balance
,,"""The monkeys were annoying, but at least they didn't have axes!""",Comparison
,,"""This isn't a tree, it's giant grass! You're mowing the lawn!""",Biology
,,"""A panda bear hugged this tree yesterday. It was nice. Be like the bear.""",Hugs
,,"""My stash of fermented berries! Gone! Now I'll never get buzzed!""",Alcohol
,,"""The mist hid me perfectly. Now I'm exposed! Naked!""",Stealth
,,"""Watch out for splinters! Bamboo bites back!""",Karma
,,"""Are you a Hozen? You smell like a Hozen. No offense.""",Insult
,,"""Jade Serpent guide you... away from my house!""",Prayer
WoD,Shadowmoon,"""I'm from an alternate timeline where you walked past this tree!""",Time Travel
,,"""The stars were beautiful through these branches. Now? Just sky.""",Nostalgia
,,"""Iron Horde? More like Wood Horde! You chop everything!""",Politics
,,"""This tree had a view of two moons! Two! Now I see zero moons!""",View
,,"""Don't let the void touch my nuts! They'll go bad!""",Spoilage
,,"""Savage! This chopping is savage! We are civilized squirrels!""",Civility
,,"""A Podling lives in there. He bites. Have fun with that.""",Trap
,,"""My nest glowed in the dark! It was custom lighting!""",Decor
,,"""Ner'zhul used to sit here. He was creepy, but quiet.""",History
,,"""If the timeline changes, do I get my house back?""",Theory
Legion,Fel-Touched,"""The Legion missed this one, but you didn't! Good job, hero.""",Sarcasm
,,"""My acorns are glowing green. Is that bad? Should I eat them?""",Health
,,"""I am not prepared... for eviction!""",Meme
,,"""Demons burn the forest. You chop the forest. Same result!""",Logic
,,"""Don't touch the sap! It tastes like angry lime juice!""",Taste
,,"""A Demon Hunter looked at me with spectral sight. He saw my fear.""",Edgy
,,"""This wood screams when you cut it. Doesn't that bother you?""",Horror
,,"""I'm joining the Illidari. I need double-jump to reach the next tree.""",Class Change
,,"""Fel-squirrels are scary. Don't make me angry.""",Threat
,,"""You're destroying the ecosystem! The Crusade wins if you do this!""",Guilt
BfA,Darkpine,"""The witches put a curse on this log! Enjoy your cursed chair!""",Hex
,,"""This wood is haunted. I'm the ghost. Oooooo! Go away!""",Spooky
,,"""You're chopping for the Alliance? Or Horde? I just want a nut!""",Neutrality
,,"""Drust magic protects this... wait, no it doesn't. My bad.""",Failure
,,"""It's dark. It's gloomy. I liked it that way. Leave me to my brooding.""",Goth
,,"""Spiders! There are spiders in the bark! Big ones!""",Phobia
,,"""This tree was ancient when humans were tiny. Show respect!""",Age
,,"""If you hear whispering, it's not me. It's the wood. Run.""",Horror
,,"""Azerite wounds the world. Your axe wounds my living room.""",Comparison
,,"""I'm telling the wicker-man! He's going to step on you!""",Big Brother
S-Lands,Arden,"""I thought the afterlife had strict zoning laws!""",Bureaucracy
,,"""This is an Anima tree! You're stealing soul-juice! Thief!""",Crime
,,"""I'm a spirit squirrel! Can you even hurt me? Hey, stop that!""",Ghost
,,"""The Winter Queen is going to be so mad at you. She loves trees.""",Tattletale
,,"""It floats! If you cut it, does it fall up? Or down?""",Physics
,,"""I'm waiting for rebirth! This is my waiting room! Get out!""",Queue
,,"""Blue nuts. Everything here is blue. I miss brown.""",Aesthetic
,,"""Fairies sleep in there! You just woke up a cranky fairy!""",Prank
,,"""Is there lumber in the Maw? Go chop there!""",Suggestion
,,"""This tree contains the soul of a hero... or a turnip. I forget.""",Lore
D-Flight,Dragonpine,"""Duck! No, wait, that's a dragon! Run! Leave the axe!""",Aerial Threat
,,"""A dragon sat here yesterday. It was warm. Now it's cold.""",Comfort
,,"""You climbed all the way up this cliff just to ruin my nap?""",Effort
,,"""This tree is elemental! It might shock you! Buzz buzz!""",Magic
,,"""I saw the Aspects! They said 'Don't chop that'. Truly.""",Lying
,,"""Windy! It's so windy! Don't shake the branch!""",Weather
,,"""This wood is tougher than a scale. Good luck, tiny mortal.""",Taunt
,,"""Falling from here takes 10 minutes. I timed it.""",Height
,,"""Primalists hate order. You're creating chaos. Are you a Primalist?""",Accusation
,,"""I'm gliding! I'm gliding! Oh no, I'm falling with style!""",Flying
TWW,Dornic Fir,"""I'm an underground squirrel now. Evolution, baby!""",Biology
,,"""The spiders were scary, but your axe is louder! Shhh!""",Stealth
,,"""This isn't wood, it's... wait, it is wood. Really heavy wood.""",Weight
,,"""No sun? No problem. No tree? Big problem.""",Logic
,,"""The Earthen don't chop trees. They eat rocks. Be like them.""",Role Model
,,"""It's dark down here. I need this tree to feel safe.""",Emotion
,,"""Watch out for the abyss! You cut, I push!""",Threat
,,"""My nuts are actually pebbles. Don't eat them. Tooth hazard.""",Safety
,,"""Did the World Soul tell you to do this? I doubt it.""",Divine
,,"""Diggy diggy hole! Stop choppy choppy tree!""",Song
Midnight,Thalassian,"""This tree was fabulous! You ruined the aesthetic!""",Style
,,"""The Void whispered to me. It said 'Protect the nuts'.""",Madness
,,"""Too bright! Too dark! Make up your mind, sky!""",Lighting
,,"""Blood Elves pay rent. You pay in violence. Rude.""",Economy
,,"""This wood smells like perfume. Expensive perfume. Don't sweat on it.""",Class
,,"""If I turn into a Void beast, you're the first one I'm eating.""",Warning
,,"""The Sunwell reignited! My home is reignited! Oh, you cut it down.""",Sadness
,,"""Golden leaves! Silver bark! Plain old destruction.""",Contrast
,,"""A Ranger is watching you. I'd run if I were you.""",Bluff
,,"""Sparkles! My home was full of sparkles! Now it's sawdust.""",Loss