Revolt with the Kobolds!
MEINKRAFT!
Autojump is equivalent to light mode.
Need muscle mommy.
Why is evil a toggle switch.
Which Witch?
Got Witches?
Additional Liches required.
Cobble and Stone!
ROCK AND STONE!!!
Has the longest Piston.
Automated!
Amateur.
Go deep.
Go deeper.
Bedrock Aquired.
Warden plays the bad cop.
Warden is misunderstood!
Warden VS Wither VS Ender Dragon?!?
Up the shaft.
Down the shaft.
Vein mining!
It comes from Space.
Illager Brewing Co.
Three lefts make a weird mine.
When nothing is right, go left.
Its pronounced Mjolnir!
I don’t suffer from the insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
I'm not stuck in here with you, you're stuck in here with ME!
When in doubt, flat out!
You rolled a Nat 1.
You rolled a Nat 20.
Banned in Nigeria.
A coin has 3 sides.
BOOOOOOY.
You're, your, AND... yore?
FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE!
Touch grass.
Please, touch grass!
The cake isn't a lie.
Dragons a foot.
Thar be dragons.
Hobby Welder.
Cananananadian.
Today junior!
checkers>chess.
checkers<chess.
I have a plan Arthur.
Never too old!
Is it cake or real?
youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Cavill the GOAT.
Toss a coin.
The son of the cousin of the wife of...
Mass-produced!
No maidens?
Listen to Weezer!
Between 1 and 10?
Tahiti?
Potion of thirst quenching.
478868574082066804
Now with TWO hands!
A-X-O-L-O-T-L
Guardian!
I need a Weapon!
JDM>
Nice catch!
Dodge roll!
YEET!
Lukewarm.
YOU DIED.
Odin's eye!
Made by Notch!
MO POWA, BABY!
UNLIMITED POWER!
Batteries not included.
Emerald pickaxe, only $9.99.
Hampter
MOM, I'm playing minecraft!
No lollygaggin.
Now with Railgun!
Minimally intrusive.
Maximum Immersion.
Loathsome dung eater!
Cross the fog.
Fog Wall.
Render Distance = 1.
Never enough dimensions!
Nearly enough dimensions.
Keyboard Superiority!
Truth is... the game was rigged from the start.
Come to my Island.
Saint Javelin.
Legendary All Skulls On!
Praise the Sun!
Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?
More than 2 weeks?
FOX-2...
FOX-1...
FOX-3...
Two Pilots walk into a bar...
Two Welders walk into a bar...
Needs a bigger Screen.
More than average.
Less than average.
Average.
En garde!
Less than extraordinary.
Parry this!
Filthy casual.
Hey! Listen!
Pog.
Forklift Certified!
Inside your walls.
...I'm all out of gum.
Don't be sorry, be better...
It's all luck!
Jackpot!
Opachki!
Still better than FN.
Say My Name!
...The one who Knocks.
Son of Ragnar!
Who you gonna call?
We come in peace
We come in pieces.
New PR!
Trust me!
Don't fall into the backdungeons.
Playable Elites!
90% more soggy carpet!
It’s super effective!
One more Block!
1% Better!
How many licks does it take to get to the center...
Look Up!
Wake Up!
Bring me a bucket!
Lava? In a metal bucket?
Fish Bucket.
Beware the Spikes!
100% Gluten Free!
500mg of Caffeine.
Jenga!
Lizard Men!
The birds aren't real!
Hypersonic!
Supersonic!
12 Parsecs??
Archy?!?
Jump attack!
A Virtual Reality!
I'M READY, HOW BOUT YOU?
Wake up, Samurai!
Blocked from the other side.
Does not open on this side.
This side up.
Level 99 Mining.
LEEEROOOY JENKINS!
Now with kinematics!
When Freebird plays.
Now with negative frames.
Entangled.
SCP-4335
...Has Breached Containment.
Contains marked keys.
It knows where it is, because it knows where it isn't.
Down in Ohio.
WHY?!
Play Viva la Vida.
Critical Hit!
RTX not included.
Creepers? Awww man.
Thinking with Portals!
13.7 Billion years old.
Y'all ready for this?
Pick-up the can.
Highly Modified!
Asked - No one.
Loading...
Procedurally Generated.
Welcome to Brazil.
Steve is 6'2".
LIVE.
Stable except when unstable.
Alt+F4.
Now with CS Source.
Stuck!
Unfrigginbelievable.
Emu War!
Conservation of momentum.
Chaotic Good.
Chaotic Evil.
Chaotic Neutral.
Neutral Good.
Neutral Evil.
Lawful Evil.
Lawful Good.
True Neutral.
You must construct additional beacons.
Sylon is waiting...
Spiraling telephone pole going 1000 mph.
3" Cube of Tungsten.
HAAAAMMMOONNNDDD!
My genius literally knows no bounds.
Based.
Based on what?
Drip or Drown Bear Man!
Freeman is SUS?!?
Hes one shot!
Beware coconuts.
Livin on the Edge.
Wood Wood Wood Wood
May contain Lead.
Steve has never gotten a splinter.
I'll be your wingman anyday!
The day of all time.
Pizza Time.
Ayo, the Pizzas here.
Minecart Mania.
THEYRE IN THE WALLS THEYRE IN THE WALLS THEYRE IN THE WALLS THEYRE IN THE WALLS THEYRE IN THE WALLS THEYRE IN THE WALLS THEYRE IN THE WALLS THEYRE IN THE WALLS THEYRE IN THE WALLS THEYRE IN THE WALLS THEYRE IN THE WALLS THEYRE IN THE WALLS THEYRE IN THE WALLS THEYRE IN THE WALLS THEYRE IN THE WALLS THEYRE IN THE WALLS
It's a cow farm... there's gonna be cows outside.
Farlans Pioneer.
Castaway Claudio.
Happy little accidents.
Bigger on the inside!
I'm on top of the world!
A mouth with legs?
Eternally doomed.
Be wary of Seymour.
Eye for an eye!
More Dakka.
Sand is rough and course...
Russian Bias.
Diabolical.
Ladyba!
Now BPA free.
Better dead then red.
HE'S HEREEEEE!
You lost the game.
And with that...
Fr*nch
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