As seen on TV!
Awesome!
100% pure!
May contain nuts!
More polygons!
Moderately attractive!
Limited edition!
Flashing letters!
It's here!
Best in class!
It's finished!
Kind of dragon free!
Excitement!
Put the lotion in the basket!
More than 500 sold!
One of a kind!
Heaps of hits on YouTube!
Indev!
Spiders everywhere!
Check it out!
Holy cow, man!
It's a game!
Made in Sweden!
Uses LWJGL!
Reticulating splines!
Minecraft!
Yaaay!
Singleplayer!
Keyboard compatible!
Yee Yee Ass hair cut!
Exploding creepers!
That's no moon!
Terraria is probably better!
No slut shaming here!
Dungeon crawler jrpgmmolgbtqxyz!
Exclusive content 7.99 microtransaction!
The bee's knees bitch tits!
Closed source cause fuck open source andrew!
Classy, like this dick!
Wow, ur kinda gay!
Not on steam!
Fuck Reddit!
Reject Modernism, embrace tradition!
Pixels, not fuckin' here!
Now with difficulty!
90% bug free!
We support animal cruelty!
9-11 was an inside job!
Obama isn't real!
Thanks Obama!
Pretty Gay Boi!
Evan Doesn't Even Game!
Theo is watching!
Roan! Roan Help Me!
Femboy!
Traps Ain't Gay!
Fuck the mods!
Trump 2024!
Trump 2028!
Miss me with that gay shit!
Hear me out, Traps!
Your PC Specs Suck!
12 herbs and spices!
Fat free!
Oy, you gotta permit for this game!
Absolutely no memes!
Free dental!
Minors welcome!
Cloud computing!
Legal in Finland!
Illegal in 3 countries!
Hard to label, easy to make fun of!
Technically good!
Bringing home the bacon, oink oink piggo's!
Indie!
Now in 3D!
Complex cellular automata!
You look like you can suck a golf ball through a hose!
Played by cowboys!
Thousands of colors!
Crack, try it!
Try the mushroom stew!
Sensational!
Hot tamale, hot hot tamale!
Best Dick in the House!
Macroscopic, like this dick!
Bring it on!
LETS FUCKIN GOOOOO!
Call your mother!
Hated by millions!
Loved by millions!
Ultimate edition!
Freaky fast freaky good, Digornos!
Water proof!
Uninflammable!
Whoa, dude!
All inclusive, except certain minorities!
Tell your friends!
Haunted!
Polynomial!
Terrestrial!
All is full of love!
Full of stars!
Scientific!
Not as cool as Spock!
Collaborate and listen!
Never dig down, dig up!
Take frequent breaks if u a bitch!
Han shot first you stupid redditor!
Nice to meet you,  I'm an asshole!
Buckets of lava!
Ride the pig!
Boobs!
Punching wood!
Falling off cliffs!
1% sugar!
Peter Griffin!
Do not distribute!
Cogito ergo sum!
4815162342 lines of code!
A skeleton popped out!
The sum of its parts!
BTAF used to be good!
Subliminal Messaging!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Consummate V's!
Cow Tools!
Double buffered!
Fan fiction!
Flaxkikare!
Jason! Jason! Jason!
Hotter than the sun!
Internet enabled!
Autonomous!
Engage!
Fantasy!
DRR! DRR! DRR!
Kick it root down!
Regional resources!
Woo, facepunch!
Woo, somethingawful!
Woo, /b/!
Now supports åäö!
Don't tip your waiter!
Bees, bees, bees, bees!
Jag känner en bot!
This text is hard to read if you play the game at the default resolution, but at 1080p it's fine!
Don't look directly at the bugs!
Oh, ok, Pigmen!
Finally with ladders!
Scary!
Poggers!
Jump up, jump up, and get down!
Joel is neat!
A riddle, wrapped in a mystery!
This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be!
Welcome to your Doom!
Stay a while, stay forever!
Stay a while and listen!
Treatment for your rash!
"Autological" is!
My zodiac said ur a bitch!
Afraid of the big, black bat!
Doesn't use the N-word!
Funk soul brother!
Pumpa kungen!
日本ハロー！
한국 안녕하세요!
Helo Cymru!
Cześć Polsko!
你好中国！
Привет Россия!
Γεια σου Ελλάδα!
My life for Aiur!
Lennart lennart = new Lennart();
I see your vocabulary has improved!
Desu Desu Desu!
Ara ara!
Oniichan stop!
Mmmph, mmph!
Don't feed avocados to parrots!
Swords for everyone!
Plz reply to my tweet!
Take her pillow!
Put that cookie down!
pls rt
Do you want to join my server?
One day, somewhere in the future, my work will be quoted!
Yay, puppies for everyone!
So sweet, like a nice bon bon!
Rise from your grave!
Run, coward! I hunger!
Flavor with no seasoning!
Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream!
It swings, it jives!
Take an eggbeater and beat it against a skillet!
Stop being reasonable, this is the Internet!
Do it all, everything!
Where there is not light, there can spider!
GNU Terry Pratchett
More Digital!
doot doot
Falling with style!
There's no stopping the Trollmaso
Throw yourself at the ground and miss
Rule #1: it's never my fault
Rainbow turtle?
Something funny!
SoyBoy!
Plant a tree soy boy!
Go to the dentist!
What do you expect?
Look roan, I'm in a splash!
10 years of Mining and Crafting!
Ping the human!
Buzzy Bees!
Dry lip having ass, I see you licking those fuckin lips!
Wash your hands!
Soap and water!
Support local businesses!
Stay home and play games!
Stay safe!
Gamers unite – separately in your own homes!
Save the world – stay inside!
Hang out with your friends online!
Honey, I grew the bees!
Aww man!
#minecraftfarms
And my Cockring!
May contain traces of citrus!
Black lives matter?
Be racist!

