As seen on TV!
Awesome!
100% pure!
May contain nuts!
More polygons!
Moderately attractive!
Limited edition!
Flashing letters!
It's here!
Best in class!
It's finished!
Kind of dragon free!
Excitement!
More than 500 sold!
One of a kind!
Heaps of hits on YouTube!
Indev!
Spiders everywhere!
Check it out!
Holy cow, man!
It's a game!
Made in Sweden!
Uses LWJGL!
Reticulating splines!
Minecraft!
Yaaay!
Singleplayer!
Keyboard compatible!
Ingots!
Exploding creepers!
That's no moon!
l33t!
Create!
Survive!
Dungeon!
Exclusive!
The bee's knees!
Closed source!
Classy!
Wow!
Not on steam!
Oh man!
Awesome community!
Pixels!
Teetsuuuuoooo!
Kaaneeeedaaaa!
Now with difficulty!
Enhanced!
90% bug free!
Pretty!
12 herbs and spices!
Fat free!
Absolutely no memes!
Free dental!
Ask your doctor!
Cloud computing!
Legal in Finland!
Hard to label!
Technically good!
Bringing home the bacon!
Indie!
GOTY!
Ceci n'est pas une title screen!
Euclidian!
Now in 3D!
Inspirational!
Herregud!
Complex cellular automata!
Yes, sir!
Played by cowboys!
Now on OpenGL 3.2 core profile!
Thousands of colors!
Try it!
Age of Wonders is better!
Try the mushroom stew!
Sensational!
Hot tamale, hot hot tamale!
Play him off, keyboard cat!
Guaranteed!
Macroscopic!
Bring it on!
Random splash!
Call your mother!
Monster infighting!
Loved by millions!
Ultimate edition!
Freaky!
You've got a brand new key!
Water proof!
Uninflammable!
Whoa, dude!
All inclusive!
Tell your friends!
NP is not in P!
Music by C418!
Livestreamed!
Haunted!
Polynomial!
Terrestrial!
All is full of love!
Full of stars!
Scientific!
Not as cool as Spock!
Collaborate and listen!
Never dig down!
Take frequent breaks!
Not linear!
Han shot first!
Nice to meet you!
Buckets of lava!
Ride the pig!
Larger than Earth!
sqrt(-1) love you!
Phobos anomaly!
Punching wood!
Falling off cliffs!
1% sugar!
150% hyperbole!
Synecdoche!
Let's danec!
Seecret Friday update!
Reference implementation!
Kiss the sky!
20 GOTO 10!
Verlet integration!
Peter Griffin!
Do not distribute!
Cogito ergo sum!
4815162342 lines of code!
A skeleton popped out!
The sum of its parts!
BTAF used to be good!
I miss ADOM!
umop-apisdn!
OICU812!
Bring me Ray Cokes!
Finger-licking!
Thematic!
Pneumatic!
Sublime!
Octagonal!
Une baguette!
Gargamel plays it!
Rita is the new top dog!
SWM forever!
Representing Edsbyn!
Matt Damon!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Consummate V's!
Cow Tools!
Double buffered!
Fan fiction!
Flaxkikare!
Jason! Jason! Jason!
Hotter than the sun!
Internet enabled!
Autonomous!
Engage!
Fantasy!
DRR! DRR! DRR!
Kick it root down!
Regional resources!
Woo, facepunch!
Woo, somethingawful!
Woo, tigsource!
Woo, worldofminecraft!
Woo, reddit!
Woo, 2pp!
Google anlyticsed!
Now supports åäö!
Give us Gordon!
Tip your waiter!
Very fun!
12345 is a bad password!
Vote for net neutrality!
Lives in a pineapple under the sea!
MAP11 has two names!
Omnipotent!
Gasp!
...!
Bees, bees, bees, bees!
Jag känner en bot!
This text is hard to read if you play the game at the default resolution, but at 1080p it's fine!
Haha, LOL!
Hampsterdance!
Menger sponge!
idspispopd!
Eple (original edit)!
So fresh, so clean!
Slow acting portals!
Try the Nether!
Don't look directly at the bugs!
Oh, ok, Pigmen!
Finally with ladders!
Scary!
Play Minecraft, Watch Topgear, Get Pig!
Twittered about!
Jump up, jump up, and get down!
Joel is neat!
A riddle, wrapped in a mystery!
This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be!
Welcome to your Doom!
Stay a while, stay forever!
Stay a while and listen!
Treatment for your rash!
"Autological" is!
Information wants to be free!
"Almost never" is an interesting concept!
Lots of truthiness!
The creeper is a spy!
Turing complete!
It's groundbreaking!
Let our battle's begin!
The sky is the limit!
Jeb has amazing hair!
Ryan also has amazing hair!
Casual gaming!
Undefeated!
Kinda like Lemmings!
Follow the train, CJ!
Leveraging synergy!
This message will never appear on the splash screen, isn't that weird?
DungeonQuest is unfair!
90210!
Check out the far lands!
Tyrion would love it!
Also try VVVVVV!
Also try Super Meat Boy!
Also try Terraria!
Also try Mount And Blade!
Also try Project Zomboid!
Also try World of Goo!
Also try Limbo!
Also try Pixeljunk Shooter!
Also try Braid!
That's super!
Bread is pain!
Read more books!
Khaaaaaaaaan!
Less addictive than TV Tropes!
More addictive than lemonade!
Bigger than a bread box!
Millions of peaches!
Fnord!
This is my true form!
Don't bother with the clones!
Pumpkinhead!
Made by Jeb!
Has an ending!
Finally complete!
Feature packed!
Boots with the fur!
Stop, hammertime!
Testificates!
Conventional!
Homeomorphic to a 3-sphere!
Doesn't avoid double negatives!
Place ALL the blocks!
Does barrel rolls!
Meeting expectations!
PC gaming since 1873!
Ghoughpteighbteau tchoghs!
Déjà vu!
Déjà vu!
Got your nose!
Haley loves Elan!
Afraid of the big, black bat!
Doesn't use the U-word!
Child's play!
See you next Friday or so!
From the streets of Södermalm!
150 bpm for 400000 minutes!
Technologic!
Funk soul brother!
Pumpakungen!
日本ハロー！
한국 안녕하세요!
Helo Cymru!
Cześć Polsko!
你好中国！
Γεια σου Ελλάδα!
My life for Aiur!
Lennart lennart = new Lennart();
I see your vocabulary has improved!
Who put it there?
You can't explain that!
if not ok then return end
§1C§2o§3l§4o§5r§6m§7a§8t§9i§ac
§kFUNKY LOL
Big Pointy Teeth!
Bekarton guards the gate!
Mmmph, mmph!
Don't feed avocados to parrots!
Swords for everyone!
Plz reply to my tweet!
.party()!
Take her pillow!
Put that cookie down!
Pretty scary!
I have a suggestion.
Now with extra hugs!
Java 16 + 1 + 4 = 21!
Woah.
HURNERJSGER?
What's up, Doc?
Now contains 32 random daily cats!
That's Numberwang!
pls rt
Do you want to join my server?
Put a little fence around it!
Throw a blanket over it!
One day, somewhere in the future, my work will be quoted!
Now with additional stuff!
Extra things!
Yay, puppies for everyone!
So sweet, like a nice bon bon!
Very influential in its circle!
Now With Multiplayer!
Rise from your grave!
Warning! A huge battleship "STEVE" is approaching fast!
Blue warrior shot the food!
Run, coward! I hunger!
Flavor with no seasoning!
Strange, but not a stranger!
Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream!
It swings, it jives!
Cruising streets for gold!
Take an eggbeater and beat it against a skillet!
Make me a table, a funky table!
Take the elevator to the mezzanine!
Stop being reasonable, this is the Internet!
/give @a hugs 64
This is good for Realms.
Any computer is a laptop if you're brave enough!
Do it all, everything!
Where there is not light, there can spider!
GNU Terry Pratchett
More Digital!
doot doot
Falling with style!
There's no stopping the Trollmaso
Throw yourself at the ground and miss
Rule #1: it's never my fault
Replaced molten cheese with blood?
Absolutely fixed relatively broken coordinates
Boats FTW
Javalicious edition
Should not be played while driving
You're going too fast!
Don't feed chocolate to parrots!
The true meaning of covfefe
An illusion! What are you hiding?
Something's not quite right...
Thank you for the fish!
All rumors are true!
Truly gone fishing!
Rainbow turtle?
Something funny!
I need more context.
Ahhhhhh!
Don't worry, be happy!
Water bottle!
What's the question?
Plant a tree!
Go to the dentist!
What do you expect?
Look mum, I'm in a splash!
It came from space.
Awesome game design right there!
Ph1lza had a good run!
15 years of Mining and Crafting!
Ping the human!
In case it isn't obvious, foxes aren't players.
Buzzy Bees!
Minecraft Java Edition presents: Disgusting Bugs
Wash your hands!
Soap and water!
Support local businesses!
Stay home and play games!
Stay safe!
Stay strong!
Cough or sneeze into your elbow!
Don’t touch your face!
Support elderly relatives and friends!
Prepare, but don’t hoard!
Gamers unite – separately in your own homes!
Save the world – stay inside!
Shop for your elders!
Hang out with your friends online!
Honey, I grew the bees!
Find your claw!
Everybody do the Leif!
<3 Max & 99 & Ducky!
Bushy eyebrows!
Edit is a name!
From free range developers!
Music by Lena Raine!
Aww man!
#minecraftfarms
And my pickaxe!
Envision! Create! Share!
Fabulous graphics!
Also try Minecraft Dungeons!
Vanilla!
May contain traces of citrus!
Zoglin!?
Black lives matter!
Be anti-racist!
Learn about allyship!
Speak OUT against injustice and UP for equality!
Amplify and listen to BIPOC voices!
Educate your friends on anti-racism!
Support the BIPOC community and creators!
Stand up for equality in your community!
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Contains simulated goats!
Home-made!
There's <<a cat on ,my keyboard!~
The cutest predator you'll ever meet!
Now you are thinking with pistons!
Get to the coppah!
Board game version also available!
Honey, I waxed the copper!
Plant-based light sources!
Made by "real" people!
Shriek like a Sculk Shrieker!
Who let the frogs out?
RIBBIT!
Croak team!
Nooooooooooooo!
Flower forest TM perfume
Hat Fridays!
Technoblade never dies!
You are valid!
I'm glad you're here!
You are welcome here!
Your gender is valid!
Contains infinite genders!
Made with lave!
This sand is sus
Remember to brush your... ...teeth
Has working bookshelves!
Sniff sniff...
Place hanging sign here
Joule is neat too!
Music by Aaron Cherof!
Music by Kumi Tanioka!
Music by Amos Roddy!
Flint and Steel!
Chicken Jockey!
Respect my Authority!
Yep, we're cooked!
6-7?  No!
Stand Against Brainrot!
Remember to Feel Good!
Everything will be Dubai!
Feel Good!
Your ovens on!
John Pork!
Feel Good....
Hahahahaaaa!
Windmill, Windmill...
Tomorrow...  Comes Today!
Zero Microplastics!
With Endless Possibilities!
Tung Tung Who?
Villager News!
Mark!  Wheres the pliers?
The Lie...
You're (not) a loser!
Tobacco Free!
Might be Addictive!
30 Seconds Ago!
Did you put your can to the street?
It's Garbage Day!
Recycle!
Eat.  Sleep.  Minecraft.  Repeat.
One more block!
Imagine a world made of blocks...
Title Update!
Make a Farm!
Normalize Building Ugly Houses!
Turn Around...
He's Behind You!
Want some coffe with your creamer?
Qu'est que c'est?
Jack Attack!
Ceramic!
Salt Rocks!
Contains absolutely no sulfur!  (yet...)
Nostalgic!
Nostalgia!
4/20 at 4:20 PM!
Wheres my 500 €, bro?
Those days were golden!
15 Emeralds for Leather Leggings!
Troglodytes play it!
Neophytes welcome!
/effect give @a love infinite
Cities breaking down!
Loves mods!
I know where you've been!
Pretzel Sticks!
Did you fix your default settings yet?
Good Night!
Good Morning!
Good Afternoon!
Has a boss fight!
Speedrun Strats!
What the... Heck?
wHat
Cures your depression!
Java!
Clean your keyboard!
Hoi, I smell bacon...
Dispatch, Gimme, Gimme Traffic!
Muncha Muncha, Munch Muncha, Eat Food!
Better with headphones!
No Pressure!
Trident Loving Undead!
Your Nether Portal has Corner Pieces!
You were hit by..... A smooooooooth miner!
Ladaladaladaaaaaa daaaaa~
Urban Exploration!
Bu Dummm Tsss!
Shaders will do!
Faaaaalllling down!
Love is free!
All time high!
Piglins love gold!
In Zombie Pigmen, we trust...
Doesn't hate!
Doesn't Judge!
Bacon Hair!
The 4 block jump is a lie?
Bottled Water!
Carbonated Water!
Has silv- I mean Iron!
God of War!
Augh!  Phantoms!
Classic!
So Below.....
No bacon grease!
Is that a bottle cap on the floor?
Where's the barcode?
Auto-saving...  Do not turn off...
Hi!
Heyyyy~
Likes Birch!
Sky-high!
Mending librarians!
Mendings overrated!
Your mob farm!  It's broken!
Gah!
Too much heat causes freezing!
Explore the files!
Complex Strings!
Code!
Crashes sometimes!
Love your forever world!
Love you!
Play again tomorrow!
Cya tomorrow!
Going stealth is optional!
Falls deep underground!
All truth!
Aw that's Stewpid...
Want a can o' peas?
Bottles o' Enchanting!
Hates name-calling!
My names blurryface!
WASD is a common concept!
It's Dare!
Sour-Boned!
Brew away!
Mundane 'n' lame...
Sassafras!
Low Cortisol!
High Cortisol!
Bad Poetry Everywhere!
HEYYY!
Aw Lawd!
Ough Gawd!
Bad Linquistics!
There's a spring in that trap!
Door are not doors when they are ajar!
Insert Coin!
Try Again!
Mr.  §bSolace...
Is, is tha, g-gravity thing-a-ma-jig on, the frits again?
My names Jesty!
Stuart!
Where muh eel?
Patrick with a bottle on his head!
A skeleton ran across the screen!
Drives a G6!
Drives a XC60!
Drove a Explorer!
Drove a RAV4!
Your car has been jacked!
Aria Math!
Got a megaphone from Toys R Us!
Plays a bass!
Lots-uh fish!
Eye tna'c splee ta lal!
His last names Kennedy!
Gaming PC!
Powered by Potatoes!
Lift with your legs!
Gaaah!  This guy with the smoker lung!
3 Lane bridge across a pond!
Stay motivated!
Zombies wear blue, Husks wear yellow, well arnt'cha a good fellow?
Spings here!
Name the seasons!
Stress Reliever!
Has agressive mobs!
Zombie variants!
§bFor the land!
Build a shack in the swamp!
Hurrr!
Be a hero!
You're supposed to be a hero, Brian!
What this backflip!
Ama-ZING!
In the yard!
Keep away, stay away!
Munchin' down on a great big snack!
FLINT LOCKWOOD!
Have a helluva time!
Gun slinging!
Theres a promise...
Dimaond...
Throw up and throw down!
Withered keys!
You mine and craft!
I can smell you!
On top-a-tower!
PURPLE GUY!
WHUZZAT DA PUPPET?!
Stop screamin' in muh face!
Stand sideways, for your mugshot!
Say c-h-e-e-s-e!
I was wiggling!  But I was Wig-Waggling!  I WAS WABBLE JABBLING!
Wears a suit!
Caught in 4K!
Keep myself teathered to the days I try to lose!
Rail into a sudden drop!
It's rainin'!
Played for over 15,000 hours!
Since Beta!
Since Alpha!
I ALWAYS COME BACK
Say the line, creeperjak!  "Have a BLAST!"
Sponge.  That's all I'm sayin'!
Spicy!
Has a headache!
Code for fun, not for cheats!
Can't draw!
The world is your canvas, the blocks are your paint, build away!
Fold them up and draw!
thespicemustflow!
boxpig!
Nether was going to be The Slip!
The end...  Is never the end!
This is the 666th splash!  
Gold suited piglin!
Taking the boring out of survival!
Since 2006!
At his own Accord!
I'm on a mission, no, a Oddessy!
Vintage!
Charge the Taser!
Scratch 'n Sniff!
Conquest!
This is not a test!
10-4!
There's... Earthquakes in Orlando!
Find a ruin.  Get treasure map.  Win fishing rod.
Gummy Creepers!
I broke a new grill AND ruined the big BBQ!
Get the cool shoeshine!
Step outta the car!
What happened?  WHAT HAPPENED?!
Gunboats!
The Diamond-Cutter!
JK JK!
:3
You're cute today :3
( - w 0 )
Has one tooth!
Get back!  Get back!
Taser!  Taser!  Taser!
100,000 tonnes of cuteness :3
Parasitic Purge!
Diamonds under lava!
Combust into flames
Breathe in and breathe out!
Lure that fish in!
700 Days later!
Chips 'n' dip!
Lava's risin' up!
Coniferous!
Decidous!
Sequoia!
Spruce!
Notch Apple!
A friendly demon!
Your paralysis demons know your struggles!
Your obstructing justice!
The peace is kept, once again!
Search parties in the forest!
Woodsmen!
Their names are Circle, Thavel and Bloomy!
Mob bosses have goons!
Underlaw!
Her names Warden!
Melancholy ain't on a hill!
TRAVIS!
Drink milk to rid of that poison!
§4Alastor!
Lettuce help you!
The rot beckons...
Wall-uh-lava!
Loves blocks!
Blocks upon blocks of nature!
Sun orbits the infinite plains!
The exhaust gave out!
Oi, that'll do!
Did you know?  Steve has other variants like Scottish Steve and Prisoner Steve?
HD Characters!
Don't Give me the Stare-down!
The cold shoulder hates the hot straight!
Gettin' bold 'ere arnt'cha laddy?
Speaks like a pirate!
Replace g's with " ' "!
Rolling down the hill!
Put 'im away!
Don't butterfinger your tools!
Be your favorite characters!
Your in... SO MUCH TROUBLE!
Ok... Why?  Why are you not happy?
Get your hand outta your pockets get back in your car!
This Splash will be obnoxiously long so you might have trouble reading it, if not you probably have really good vision or your lenses are really good!
Tests your patience!
Chicken Pot Pie!
Over-cooked turkey!
Pizza!
Pizza Time!
Fails nothing!
OSHA approved!
Has no safety violations!
Do a kickflip!
Be a kickboxer!
The angry executive!
Starlight City!
Full of happy people!
Villagers need your help!
A flyin' frickin' windmill!
Can be played on a fridge!
The air is frigid...
A E I own'd you!  Why?
The princess is fat!
One-inna-million!
You're oneuva kind!
Zombie go brrrrrr!
Call it back!
It was perfect.  Perfect!  Down to every last minute detail!
Wears stone armour!
Cats point and laugh!
His names Painter!
All they fear is you!
Ok!
Watch the clock tick life away!
It's so.  Un.  Real!
Me fail english?  That's unpossible!
777 is a lucky number!
I told'ja t'clean t'yard!
I went to the gas station!
Minceraft- Wait a minute...
SOLD!
1 Emerald for 16 Cookies!
Silver-Shooter!
Farming wheat!
4-Way crash!
Cave sounds!
Spoooooky caves!
Cave spiders want friends!
3-Block tall doors when?  End Enderman Hate!
In a forest!
Stuck in a loop?
Flies a plane!
Miss the future!
I remember tomorrow!
I will meet you yesterday!
It's you day!
Build a wall around your base!
Beautiful skies!
Take your head out the clouds!
800x better!
The last time we ever met...
No one knows!
They runnin' and they ain't stoppin'!
All the other guys with the soulspeed-boots better run, better run, faster than my arrow!
It's a series!
Mine- who?
Uh.  What was that?