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Go touch grass!
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Error: you suck too much
Try Terraria!
I respect you for playing this game
You've made... choices.
Now with 7% more disappointment!
Warning: You're being watched.
This counts as therapy, right?
Do NOT lick the redstone.
Congratulations! You're still here.
Runs worse with friends!
Achievement Get: Bad Decisions
Insert joke here.
You're not winning, but you're surviving.
Please stop punching trees.
Just uninstall already.
Outdated and proud!
404: Originality not found.
Blame the devs.
Warning: May cause enjoyment.
Minecraft but worse!
Actually, try Stardew.
LOL good luck.
Too broke for triple-A games?
Alt+F4 for better FPS!
Have you tried closing it and reopening it?
Why are you like this?
This modpack rates you 1/10.
Hope you like lag!
It's not you, it's the game.
We put effort into this. Really.
Crafting regret since day one!
This is your fault.
Runs on sadness.
Batteries not included.
Also available in PNG!
You're legally obligated to smile.
Crashes are a feature!
This was a mistake.
Now 90% more passive-aggressive!
No refunds. Ever.
We believe in you (sort of).
Do not microwave.
Minecraft, but unhinged.
The splash text is judging you.
This is the worst timeline.
No lifeguard on duty.
Please stop installing mods.
Hey look! A splash text!
Now featuring disappointment.
Insert existential crisis.
Why is this pack 3GB?
We're not liable.
Because normal Minecraft is too stable.
Jokes pending approval.
You paid for this? Oh.
Still in beta. Forever.
Certified non-FDA approved!
Contains no actual fun.
Try Roblox. Or don’t.
More bugs than features!
You are not immune to lava.
Not modded enough.
Can’t fix stupid.
Don't mine at night! Or ever.
This is what you chose.
We believe in nothing.
Bug report? Just cry instead.
Friendship ended with vanilla.
Why is it raining in my house?
Now with more unpaid labor!
Touching grass is disabled.
At least you're not in a group project.
This isn't even the final form.
Punch now, ask later.
Error: Player not found.
I can’t believe it’s not Forge!
This pack hates you.
Please update your graphics card.
Not enough RAM, nerd.
This is technically a splash.
Drink water or perish!
Making creepers proud.
Surprisingly legal.
Where the fun never begins!
Too many mods, not enough soul.
Oh god what did you install?
We added ducks. Maybe.
Read the FAQ. Again.
Welcome to the void!
Yes, the spiders do fly now.
Made with spite!
You paid for Minecraft *and* this?
Now with 100% more sarcasm!
Subscribe to kaptainkayoss or else.
Who needs FPS anyway?
This splash text brought to you by rage.
Void certified!
I’m not locked in here with you...
Reboot your soul!
Try Linux. Just kidding.
This is a cry for help.
Technoblade never dies!
AYO CHILLL -Grox
Aight bet! -Grox
I need to enslave some villagers! -Grox
Who actually gets stuff from ads?
print("Splash text")
Petah, the horse is heah
Idk why but my pc is at 427°C.