Last Resort v.1.1: The Deprecated Cobblemon Shearems Addon That Let You Dine on Your Pokemon
Some Minecraft mods push the boundaries of creativity into wonderfully weird territory. The Last Resort v.1.1 addon for Cobblemon did exactly that, letting players shear their beloved Pokemon for emergency snacks. While it has now been marked as deprecated and is no longer recommended for play, its bizarre charm still deserves a look back. If you ever found yourself stranded in a pixelated wilderness with an empty hunger bar and a team full of pocket monsters, this addon offered a deliciously dark solution.
What Was Last Resort?
Built on top of the Cobblemon Shearems framework, Last Resort was a datapack and resourcepack combo that added shearing interactions to a wide range of Pokemon from the Cobblemon mod. The concept was inspired by Sinnoh folklore, particularly a story from Canalave City’s library: “Pick clean the bones of Pokémon caught in the sea or stream. Thank them for the meals they provide, and pick their bones clean. When the bones are as clean as can be, set them free in the water from which they came. The Pokémon will return, fully fleshed, and it begins anew.”
Many Pokedex entries also mention Pokemon that can naturally produce food or regrow body parts. So why not lean into that and turn your Slowpoke tail or Tropius fruit into a survival meal? The addon took this quirky idea and ran with it, providing a way to shear specific Pokemon and collect edible items without permanently harming them — at least in the game’s logic.
How the Shearing Mechanic Worked
Using a pair of shears on one of the compatible Pokemon would yield a food item and visually alter the Pokemon’s model. A sheared Crabrawler might lose its claws, a Veluza could shed some fillets, and a Chansey might give up a nutritious egg. The models changed accordingly, so you’d see pincerless crabs and trimmed creatures wandering around your world — a slightly unsettling but humorous reminder of your snack break.
The items obtained were not standard Minecraft items; they were implemented through the datapack and therefore not “real” in the game’s code. This meant any attempt to use them in crafting recipes outside the addon’s intended scope was risky and unsupported. Cooking ingredients and crafting for Last Resort items were exclusively available on Fabric, with no Forge support at all.
Pokemon You Could Shear
The addon covered a generous roster of Pokemon, with version 1.1 expanding the list significantly. Here’s the full lineup:
- Original v.1.0 Pokemon: Slowpoke, Paras, Farfetch’d, Chansey, Blissey, Tropius, Clauncher, Clawitzer, Crabrawler, Crabominable, Morelull, Nacli, Klawf, Veluza, Gimmighoul, Gholdengo.
- v.1.1 Additions: Fidough, Comfey, Maractus, Petilil (Unovan & Hisuian), Phantump, Cottonee, Whimsicott, Sableye, Grotle, Galarian Slowpoke, Roaming Gimmighoul, Galarian Farfetch’d, Oshawott, Dewott, Samurott (Unovan & Hisuian).
Each Pokemon had its own unique shearing output, often tied to its lore. For instance, Tropius could provide bananas, while Slowpoke tails were a classic delicacy. The variety made exploration and team management a bit more strategic when food was scarce.
Installation and Compatibility
Last Resort required both the Cobblemon mod and the Cobblemon Shearems foundation to function. It was not a standalone sidemod, and using it on older Cobblemon versions was unsupported. If you’re still curious to experience this oddity, you can easily install it via the foxygame.net launcher — a convenient, flexible, and modern Minecraft launcher where you can download mods right from the menu, streamlining the whole setup process. Just remember that the pack is deprecated, so you might encounter bugs or incompatibilities with newer Cobblemon releases.
Since the addon was a datapack and resourcepack bundle, installation was straightforward: place the files in the correct folders of your world or instance. However, due to the Fabric-only cooking and crafting features, Forge users were left out of the full culinary experience.
Visuals and Immersion
One of the most memorable aspects was the model changes. Shearing a Crabrawler would remove its large claws, leaving a slightly pathetic but endearing creature. A sheared Whimsicott might look noticeably less fluffy. These visual cues added a layer of immersion and dark humor — you couldn’t ignore the fact that you just harvested parts of your own team. It was a constant reminder of the folklore-inspired cycle of giving and regrowth.
License and Usage Restrictions
The addon’s assets were protected under the Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 license. This meant modification and commercial use of the files and item sprites were strictly prohibited. If anyone wanted to use the sprites for a project, they had to consult the creator first. This license ensured the quirky charm remained intact and respected the original vision.
Why Was It Deprecated?
The deprecation notice suggests that the addon is no longer actively maintained or recommended. This could be due to changes in the Cobblemon mod, the Shearems API, or simply the creator moving on to other projects. Deprecated mods often become incompatible with current game versions, and players are advised to avoid using them to prevent crashes or corrupted worlds. Still, for those running older setups, Last Resort remains a fascinating snapshot of Minecraft’s boundless modding creativity.
Final Thoughts on Dining with Your Pokemon
Last Resort v.1.1 may be a relic now, but it perfectly encapsulates the experimental spirit of the Minecraft modding community. It took a darkly humorous concept, rooted it in actual Pokemon lore, and turned it into a functional survival mechanic. While you shouldn’t expect support or updates, looking back at this addon reminds us that sometimes the most memorable mods are the ones that make us laugh, cringe, and maybe feel a tiny bit guilty about that Slowpoke tail we just ate. If you ever decide to revisit it, do so with caution — and maybe keep a spare stack of berries handy, just in case.